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Caltech Researchers Weigh Individual Molecules

karvind writes "PhysOrg reports that physicists at the California Institute of Technology have created the first nanodevices capable of weighing individual biological molecules. This technology may lead to new forms of molecular identification that are cheaper and faster than existing methods, as well as revolutionary new instruments for proteomics. The Caltech devices are 'nanoelectromechanical resonators' -- essentially tiny tuning forks about a micron in length and a hundred or so nanometers wide that have a very specific frequency at which they vibrate when excited. Slashdot covered earlier the effort by Cornell for measuring attogram objects which also employs NEMS cantilevers."

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  1. Finally! by InternationalCow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Now we can really measure how many angels can fit together on a pinhead! More seriously, this technology opens up interesting possibilities for high-througput easy mutation screening. Base substitutions (mutations) in a given stretch of DNA will obviously alter its weight. In this way you can easily (well, relatively speaking) detect the presence of a mutation, after which you can select the stretch of DNA that the mutation is in for sequence analysis. It'd be an interesting application for us geneticists.

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    1. Re:Finally! by tanverenzo · · Score: 1

      Another more practical use for this technology is to screen for mutated proteins already transcribed in cells. Differences in weights of proteins are much easier to detect than differences in weights of DNA molecules simply because amino acids are much larger than nucleotides.

    2. Re:Finally! by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 1

      I'm still not sure how this would be any more high throughput than RFLP, SSCP, microarray or Taqman assay (or even straight sequencing!) for SNPs/mutation screening.. I mean you'd have the problem of separating out the fragments of DNA first to get exactly the one you wanted in order to weigh it individually, make sure it was completely uncontaminated with protein.. that doesn't appear to me to lend itself to high-throughput techniques.

      There are of course loads of biological uses for this kind of technology. Also this story was run yesterday on Technocrat, which has a link to the BBC coverage

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    3. Re:Finally! by tanverenzo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you had RTFA, then you would have found that the machine is not precise enough to measure SNPs (single nucleotide polymorphisms) in DNA--a common cause of or marker for many genetic disorders (sickle cell anemia immediately comes to mind). Indeed, the mutation would have to be extreme (spanning 100s of nucleotides) for there to be an appreciable weight difference. And even if the DNA were that damaged, its corresponding protein would be misshaped enough for scientists to pick up.

    4. Re:Finally! by drsquare · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's an April Fool's joke you idiot. Weighing molecules, what idiocy. Like you can make a molecule-sized set of scales to weight it on. Not to mention that molecules don't weight straight down like objects, they float about, so wouldn't press down on the scales. The rest of the article is filled with pseudo-science drivel to try to look clever and hide the fact that they're making the whole thing up.

      What happened to the days when April fools stories were at least slightly plausable?

    5. Re:Finally! by Frankie70 · · Score: 2, Funny


      Now we can really measure how many angels can fit together on a pinhead!

      I am a pinhead, you insensitive clod!!!!

    6. Re:Finally! by Anomylous+Howard · · Score: 1

      Man, I wish I could mod this as a +1 troll.
      Beacuse on some days some trolls are good!

    7. Re:Finally! by slughead · · Score: 1

      I'm just trying to figure out if this is one of the April fools jokes.

    8. Re:Finally! by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      My friend works for that lab at Caltech. I visited the facility last summer. Pretty interesting equipment they have there. Looked like flux capacitors to me. They started a new company, they will pitch their results to the investors and then try to sell it. I don't know if it is an April fool's joke. If it is, it is probably half-true. I know they use a small cantilever that vibrates and depending what molecules attach to it the frequency at which the cantilever will vibrate. The plan was to develop large oranic molecules detectector.

    9. Re:Finally! by mattspammail · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and Newscientist doesn't post April Fools stories. Do they? Neanderthal extinction explanation

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    10. Re:Finally! by Jane+Hackworth · · Score: 1
      I'm just trying to figure out if this is one of the April fools jokes.

      If you follow the link, you'll find that the original article is dated March 29th.

    11. Re:Finally! by Jane+Hackworth · · Score: 1
      I don't think the New Scientist article was an April Fool's joke. There were no elements of humor (or should I say "humour," since it's a British publication?), unless you count the attention-getting title and lead sentence:

      Free trade may have finished off Neanderthals

      Modern humans may have driven Neanderthals to extinction 30,000 years ago because Homo sapiens unlocked the secrets of free trade, say a group of US and Dutch economists. ...

      But the rest of the article is factual. The researchers' thesis is simply that trade and division of labor may have given Homo sapiens an advantage over Neanderthals.

  2. Cool tech. Some issues by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I was under the impression that at the atomic and molecular level there were quantum phenomena that caused particles to gain and lose mass depending on how they are arranged within the atom/molecule. For example, (just making something up) a molecular bond would result in the total mass of a molecule being less than the sum of the masses of its atoms.

    If working with isotopes, it seems feasible to measure the mass of any particular molecule. What were the issues that were blocking this sort of measurement before?

    1. Re:Cool tech. Some issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't gain or lose mass by rearranging the layout of the objects that have the mass.

      I have no idea where you got this from.

    2. Re:Cool tech. Some issues by RWerp · · Score: 5, Informative

      You're right that the bonds make the total mass smaller. But we're talking about stable molecules here, which bonded in one specific way. If their mass were to change, they would have to decay or interact with the environment. If the molecule is stable, it's energy is very well defined. The only limiting factor is the principle of uncertainty, which basically tells here, that the longer you measure the mass, the more precise you are. So the deviation of the measurement may change, but not its expectation value. It would be very interesting, however, if we could apply this -- or other -- technique to measuring masses of unstable molecules and watch how it changes in time.

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    3. Re:Cool tech. Some issues by tanverenzo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since E=mc^2, m=E/c^2 Thus, a chemical bond (a storehouse of potential energy) can contribute to the mass of a molecule. The more "energetic" the bond, the more energy it stores, and hence the more mass it has to contribute to the overall molecule. Since, some bonds (and hence configurations) are more "energetic" than others then different configurations result in different overall masses for the same molecule. However, the contribution of mass is so small (by a factor of 1/c^2), it greatly diminishes (relatively) as the size of the molecule increases. Since this weighing machine can only detect the mass of a molecule greater than the equivalent of 30 xenon atoms, the configuration of the molecule doesn't make too much of a difference.

    4. Re:Cool tech. Some issues by fearofcarpet · · Score: 2, Informative
      You're right that the bonds make the total mass smaller. But we're talking about stable molecules here, which bonded in one specific way. If their mass were to change, they would have to decay or interact with the environment. If the molecule is stable, it's energy is very well defined. The only limiting factor is the principle of uncertainty, which basically tells here, that the longer you measure the mass, the more precise you are. So the deviation of the measurement may change, but not its expectation value. It would be very interesting, however, if we could apply this -- or other -- technique to measuring masses of unstable molecules and watch how it changes in time.

      Huh? You're going to have to explain to me how you bonds change the mass of a molecule... Especially decreasing it. I'm really curious where you heard this. Perhaps there is some nuance to this statement that I'm missing? Are you saying that the mass of the constituent atoms is different than that of a molecule? This can certianly be true if electrons are gained or lost, but chemical bonds don't affect anything beyond the valence electrons of the atoms. As for uncertainty - I'm not buying it. Even if there was a teeny tiny mass "change" over time, you'd be hard pressed to observe it, especially when you're talking about molecules weighing thousands of Daltons... The difference in scale would be like trying to measure the mass you loose from expelling carbon dioxide while standing on your bathroom scale - and having to take into account mass loss to water evaporation, skin exfoliation, etc. Macromolecules, especially biological molecules, have static charge build up, hydration, aggregation, etc. all contributing to a very dynamic system.

      At any rate the "mass of a molecule" is an average of all the weights based on the natrual abundance of isotopes because that is the only factor that affects the mass of two molecules with the same empirical formula. "Unstable" molecuels loose mass by becoming different molecules. It is incorrect to say that a molecule's weight changes - that is impossible (save radioactive decay) because when the empirical formula changes, you no longer have the same molecule.

      At any rate, it is an interesting challenge to identify biological molecules by weighing them one at a time, as the horrific isotope distribution in the mass spec of any macromolecule demonstrates.

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    5. Re:Cool tech. Some issues by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      The mass of the atoms is almost all contained on the nucleus. Also, the mass of the eletrosfere is almost all contained on the inner electrons (except for the lighter elements, that don't have them).

      Also, the mass lose due to the arrangement of the atoms on a molecule is a tinny error when compared to the lose due to the bound between the electrons and the nucleus and the resting mass of the electrons. The last ones are a tinny error when compared to the nuclear particles bound, and the last one is a small error when compared to the resting mass of those particles. So, the molecular bounds doesn't make much difference.

    6. Re:Cool tech. Some issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool. Good questions, now lets see if i can take a wack at answering some of them :D

      Ok, so as per your question as to how formation of a bond changes the mass of a molecule...

      For simplicity we will consider only the case of two atoms comming together to form a diatomic molecule, but i think you can see that this case can be generalized to all molecules and chemical reactions.

      It is often (ALWAYS) the case that when a chemical bond is formed energy is given off. This must be the case as a spontaneous process must have a negative /_\G, correct? Now we know that mass and energy are related by that famous equation E=mc^2. We also know that atoms wich float around do not really have just "extra" energy to slough off. If they did, they would have gotten rid of it rather quickly. Thus, the only real way for this energy to be given off, durring the formation of a chemical bond, is for some of the mass of the two atoms to be converted to energy. So we see that the formation of a bond is accompanied by the loss of mass of the involved consituants. Likewise, the breaking of a chemical bond is accompanied by the gaining of mass to the consituants. At least that is one way to see how mass could be created and destroyed by a chemical event.

      Of course, the energy that is involved in chemical processes is quite small and, as such, the mass change is rediculously tiny -- most likely unable to be detected by this cantaliver. But the theory DOES exist to account for loss of mass durring chemical binding.

      Of course, it is unsure how much of the total energy of a bond is due to this mass conversion and how much is do to delocalization of the electron in a bond. Though i would hazzard to guess that the delocalization does not account for all the energy.

      Now as far as a molecule's mass changing. I think that this could acutally occur quite well in a biomolecule (although at an insignificant scale). As you are no doubt aware, biomolecules quite often contain disulfide bonds, the breaking and forming of these bonds does not always destroy the molecule, but it will change the overall energy of the molecule and, as per the above discussion, will change the energy of said molecule. At least that is how i see it. Of course this is all academic at this point, but i thought you would like to hear how it could happen.

      NOW, as for your objection to the uncertainty principle...

      The frequency of an oscilator is intimately connected to the energy of said ocsilator. In the device being discussed, the energy of these oscilations is quite small therefore. Given that the time needed for the energy of system to change significantly described by the time-energy uncertainty priciple, we can see that longer measurements WILL result in more accurate (less uncertain) measurements as well. (To put it in persective, think about the problems that are obseved with spectral line widths in short pulse lasers)

      The take home message is that the parent was correct is saying that the time energy uncertainty priciple could be applied, however, i think that his reasoning was a bit faulty -- though that is sort of hard to tell :)

      Anyways, i hope that answers at least a few of your questions :) Have a good one!

  3. Crazy by soniCron88 · · Score: 1

    Call me crazy, but has there been a relatively recent boom in nanotechnology? Seems like there's at least 2-3 new breakthroughs each *day* now!

    1. Re:Crazy by nucal · · Score: 1

      There's been a recent boom in labeling ongoing research projects with the buzz word "nanotechnology" to make them seem "sexier" ...

    2. Re:Crazy by myukew · · Score: 1

      Yeah, for example those insane battery-life-increasing-stickes! I suggest you buy one immediatly! The battery-life of my devices has increased significantly!

    3. Re:Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      has there been a relatively recent boom in nanotechnology?

      Yeah... Dr. Jorgen's lab exploded last week :-(

  4. weigh station by Lotharjade · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who will be stuck working the nano-weigh station of the future? Sounds like a crappy job with a Small paycheck.

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    1. Re:weigh station by johannesg · · Score: 1

      I think it makes an excellent opportunities for small businesses to jump into ;-)

    2. Re:weigh station by flynns · · Score: 1

      Sorry! This joke can only be made once! per day

      Better luck next time.

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    3. Re:weigh station by johannesg · · Score: 1
      I beg to differ: this is Slashdot, Home of the Dupe. If the editors can do it so can we!

      Besides, I figured there was only a small chance anyone might notice... ;-)

  5. Nickle-and-Dime by Renraku · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, these devices are being utilized in the brand new series of gas pumps designed to pump gas throughout the next century.

    "We're very excited about this new technology." says an anonymous CEO of a Fortune 500 oil company.

    "No longer can the customer get a free $.009 with every purchase. They'll now be billed down to the exact molecule. Its a tough measure, but those freeloaders were really putting a strain on our budgets."

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    1. Re:Nickle-and-Dime by grondak · · Score: 1

      I compulsively buy gas in multiples of 10 gallons, so I don't lose out on the $0.001 change per gallon.

      So what if my tank is never full? Why give those companies ANY MORE THAN THEY DESERVE?

      Huh?!

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  6. It's true, but... by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Funny

    has there been a relatively recent boom in nanotechnology?

    They are all really small breakthroughs.

    1. Re:It's true, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate this kind of post.

      Dancin_Santa, that's really small of you.

    2. Re:It's true, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This must be what ppl to as "light" humor. What is next, a "lite" bulb, or better yet, beer!

  7. Vibrate when excited? by Cruithne · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats funny... doesnt excitement usually occur because of vibrating, not the other way around? And if this is true, could be devise some sort of perpetual excitement/vibration motion device involving women and 'nanoelectromechanical resonators'? Or perhaps a beowulf cluster of the aforementioned.... *consults the man page for 'woman'* This post a product of SlashPost generator v 0.4.1 alpha build 0138 with SlashClicheMod 2.0

  8. Re:April 1st!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next time do some research - the PhysOrg news post was made on 29th March...

  9. Resolution by lachlan76 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In their experiments this represents about thirty xenon atoms-- and it is the typical mass of an individual protein molecule

    If they can resolve down to one protein mass, then wouldn't that imply that at this point they can not find the difference between molecules?

    1. Re:Resolution by operon · · Score: 2, Informative

      proteins does not have a typical mass. They have a wide range of masses, with molecules having few aminoacids to large and complex quaternary strucutures.

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  10. Re:April 1st!!! by Spad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot, where the April Fools jokes get posted on the 3rd of April and again on the 4th.

  11. I applaud you Sir. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..but it's still April 1st!!! today, ...Sir...

  12. Fool me once... by gnovos · · Score: 4, Funny

    Caltech Researchers Weigh Individual Molecules
    Technology
    Science
    Posted by CowboyNeal on Friday April 01, @01:31AM
    from the heavy-lifting dept.


    Ha ha ha! I get it, I get it.
    "nano" machines, "molecules" "Caltech"

    You got me AGAIN! Man, CowboyNeal, you sure pulled the wool over my eyes. Ha ha ha. Whew, that was a good one.

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    1. Re:Fool me once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh. Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

  13. April fools....? by red5 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where is the joke? I don't get it.

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    1. Re:April fools....? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a feeling that April Fool's for /. this year will be that there are no April Fools stories...

      At least that's what I'm hoping :)
      (Until the Google post I was thinking that they might do an April Fools by not posting any stories until after 12 midday (the time April Fools is supposed to end) but that wasn't to be :)

    2. Re:April fools....? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, props to Slashdot for NOT doing the tired April Fool's Day thing this year ...

    3. Re:April fools....? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Gentlemen," said Gussie, "I mean ladies and gentlemen and, of course, boys, what a beautiful world this is. A beautiful world, full of happiness on every side. Let me tell you a little story. Two Irishmen, Pat and Mike, were walking along Broadway, and one said to the other, 'Begorrah, the race is not always to the swift,' and the other replied, 'Faith and begob, education is a drawing out, not a putting in.'"

      I must say it seemed to me the rottenest story I had ever heard, and I was surprised that Jeeves should have considered it worth while shoving into a speech. However, when I taxed him with this later, he said that Gussie had altered the plot a good deal, and I dare say that accounts for it.

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    4. Re:April fools....? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it back - Taco's doing April Fool's posts.

      Bleah ...

    5. Re:April fools....? by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 1

      Feh. Gussie always was a lightweight. One nip of the hard stuff and he turns into a blithering idiot. Oh, wait...

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    6. Re:April fools....? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You did see the publishing date, didn't you?

  14. The problem as I see it by minginqunt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that the problem with this picoscillatory nanoids is that their normal modes have a tendency to reverse the polarity of the neutron flux through the quantum mass matrix.

    This has the unfortunate effect that at that point, you have little choice when determining the altoid-dense uberstate discrepancy to assume that the entire universe weighs exactly the same as Cheryl Tweedie from Girls Aloud.

    Hooray for physics.

    1. Re:The problem as I see it by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Is that the problem with this picoscillatory nanoids is that their normal modes have a tendency to reverse the polarity of the neutron flux through the quantum mass matrix.

      But if we reroute energy to the interocitor and reconfigure the main deflector to emit bogon radiation it might just work.

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  15. Useful by eclectro · · Score: 1


    This will make it easier for the clerk to know how much to charge me for my nanoparts when I check out.

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    1. Re:Useful by spywhere · · Score: 1

      my nanoparts

      It's not how big they are, Eclectro: it's what you can do with them.
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      I wonder why there's never a fourth date?

  16. Here we go again....! by Le_Batleur · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know, I'm not going to believe one darned word posted today on Slashdot. If anybody has any news they want people to believe, post it tomorrow. Imagine what would happen if the BBC or CNN sprinkled six or seven fake stories into their broadcasts like Slashdot do every year....

    1. Re:Here we go again....! by ethnocidal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, imagine what would happen if the BBC posted a story which was so obviously an April Fool's gag!

    2. Re:Here we go again....! by dokkeri · · Score: 1

      April fools "news" items are actualy quite good for theaching people to be critical about the things they hear on the media.

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    3. Re:Here we go again....! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Imagine what would happen if the BBC or CNN sprinkled six or seven fake stories into their broadcasts
      Or if CBS reported events using fake National Guard memos?
    4. Re:Here we go again....! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You mean sometimes Slashdot posts NEWS that's REAL? I thought it was April 1 all year round here.

    5. Re:Here we go again....! by jnik · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I don't believe much posted on physorg from 1 Jan to 31 Dec. I've seen a few stories there (both in the news section and blog section) that didn't pass the sniff test and weren't confirmed elsewhere. Grain of salt always recommended.

    6. Re:Here we go again....! by PxM · · Score: 1

      How the hell is that insightful? I would hope that slashdotters have enough common sense to be able to figure out a real story from a joke one. (Yes, I'm a rabid optimist. Why do you ask?) Even if the blurb is confusing due to the nature of the strange stories that are sometimes posted, it should become obvious once you actually click the link whether the story is serious or not. Then again, maybe that's too much to hope for.

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    7. Re:Here we go again....! by Le_Batleur · · Score: 1

      You see what I mean? If the BBC hadn't run the story too, how many people would have thought it was pulling our legs? Reference:Aesops Fable - The boy who cried wolf.

  17. There goes the neigbourhood by tezza · · Score: 2, Funny
    Your Honour,

    The defendant stands charged for posession of with intent to supply, 300 zeptograms of 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine, a Class A prohibited substance under ...

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  18. uhh... so what? by 3.09+a+hour · · Score: 1

    You know, last i checked we allready knew the mass of all the molecules. On top of that, theres what... 1000 of them top (counting ions and the like) doesnt seem all that useful to me.

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    1. Re:uhh... so what? by Walkiry · · Score: 1

      > doesnt seem all that useful to me.

      Two words: Biological Macromolecules.

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    2. Re:uhh... so what? by FirienFirien · · Score: 3, Informative

      We know the masses of a lot of the atoms (though there's a lot more than 1000 isotopes). Molecules are a completely different matter; there's an infinite range of possible molecules, because you can put them together in a lot of different ways; chain molecules (like DNA (hey, there's 5 billion different molecules - and that's only counting humans!)) are difficult to untangle and sort out; when you can weigh them, you can use the masses of atoms to try to calculate how many of each atom is in the molecule, and from there you can try and work out which configurations of atoms are possible.

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    3. Re:uhh... so what? by mamladm · · Score: 2, Informative

      As I understand it, one of the more useful applications envisaged for the technique is not to find out what the actual weight of a given molecule is, but to detect the presence of a particular molecule, such as certain proteins which are present in blood in the very early stages of cancer and which are very difficult to detect with today's methods.

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    4. Re:uhh... so what? by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

      Last I checked you did't seem to know the difference between an atom and a molecule.

  19. Medical Use by bobbuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doctors and hospitals need this techology right now so they can weigh patients like Calista Flockhart.

    1. Re:Medical Use by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      Apparently, you have some technology to transport us back to humor in 1998!

      Fantastic!

    2. Re:Medical Use by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

      Hey did you hear the one about Clinton, Starr, and the cigar salesman walking into a bar together?

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  20. um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  21. Finally by aussie_a · · Score: 5, Funny

    An instrument that can now weigh my penis.

    Wait. Did I say that outloud? I guess I better turn off my spam-blocker.

    1. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (insert thats-a-long-chain molecule joke)

    2. Re:Finally by NotAnAol · · Score: 0

      I thought weight didn't matter?!? :-/

  22. Amazing... by RobertKozak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Its just amazing how colored our perception can be of a story.

    When I first read it I assumed it was an infamous April 1 slashdot story so each comment I read was biased based on that perception.

    I either thought you were an idiot for replying intelligently to this story or that you were extremely witty and sly in your reply and that demonstrated that you got the joke.

    But I did something we rarely do and went to read the story and found it was written 2 days ago.

    I guess the joke is on me....oh well at least I can read all about it again tomorrow. -- Robert

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    1. Re:Amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blue... no red...

    2. Re:Amazing... by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      You can tell the which aren't April fools stories - the original story didn't fall on April 1st last year.

  23. BOOOOO!!1!!11testing1212 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +5 suicide-inducing jeux de mots goodness.

  24. Mass spectroscopy by FirienFirien · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is the next step from a process called mass spectroscopy, where a molecule is given + or - one electron, then fired through a calibrated magnet to hit a target. If the magnet is calibrated so that a single charge on a molecule of weight W deflects by exactly n degrees, then if the molecule weighs W it will hit the target, and you know the mass of your molecule.

    It's more trial-and-error than TFA, but with a sweep across the calibration settings you get lovely graphs showing how much of a mixture is which compound. It's fast (seconds for a full-range mass chart), which I somehow doubt TFA is quite up to yet - maybe for a single molecule, but something in the description rankles of a slow process.

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    1. Re:Mass spectroscopy by dsci · · Score: 1

      you get lovely graphs showing how much of a mixture is which compound.

      Not quite. Mass spectrometry itself is used for pure compounds.

      The lovely graphs showing the components of mixtures of which you are thinking I believe are chromatograms (a mass spectrometer can be used as a gas or liquid chromatograph detector).

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  25. Who says Americans don't understand irony? by panurge · · Score: 3, Funny
    Posting an absolutely straight story with accurate detail, but which sounds like it might be a fake...on 1st April.

    That, my friends who use "irony" when you mean "paradox" or just "contradictory" - that is not only real irony, it's inverted irony. Full marks.

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    1. Re:Who says Americans don't understand irony? by FirienFirien · · Score: 1

      Then again, how can you be sure that the irony was intentional? This doesn't prove that they understand it ;)

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    2. Re:Who says Americans don't understand irony? by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Funny

      not as bad as people confusing Irony and ironic ,
      To explain irony i just quote the dictionary definition
      !: contraining or apearing to contain Iron
      That my freinds is irony

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    3. Re:Who says Americans don't understand irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can now expect a barrage of corrections from people who don't get it..

    4. Re:Who says Americans don't understand irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude Respect , That works on so many levels .
      If you truely understand irony its funny , if you dont understand irony properly it's still funny ..

    5. Re:Who says Americans don't understand irony? by RebelWithoutAClue · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.

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    6. Re:Who says Americans don't understand irony? by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Not sure if your joking or not but it gives me a good cue to explain the joke for those who dont get it ;). shazam , getting in a few difrent meaning of the word irony into the joke

      irony Audio pronunciation of "Irony" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-n, r-)
      n. pl. ironies

      1.
      1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
      2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
      3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.
      2.
      1. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" (Richard Kain).
      2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.
      3. Dramatic irony.
      4. Socratic irony.

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    7. Re:Who says Americans don't understand irony? by RebelWithoutAClue · · Score: 1

      Its from a famous british series called Black Adder starring Rowan Atkinson.

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    8. Re:Who says Americans don't understand irony? by MemoryAid · · Score: 1

      If you re-read the article, you will see that this post (mine, not yours) is pure drivel, and should be ignored.

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    9. Re:Who says Americans don't understand irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doh , i just rememberd hee . I have all four seasons on DVD i really need to whatch it again :D ok now i feel daft
      --Fidel catsro

  26. Re:April 1st!!! by CHESTER+COPPERPOT · · Score: 1

    April 1st should just be renamed "Day of the Troll."

  27. Was Avogadro's number right? by AsparagusChallenge · · Score: 1

    Inquiring minds want to know!

  28. I think it's great... by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that they're naming these new units after stars of the past. After zeptograms we'll no doubt be seeing grouchofarads, chicobytes, and harpohertz.

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  29. If it helps any... by ubernostrum · · Score: 1

    I saw this elsewhere the other day, and the timestamp on the linked story is 29 March. So I think this one's safe.

  30. Weighing individual molecules eh? by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

    Nitrogen Triiodide: "Does my bum look big in this?"

    1. Re:Weighing individual molecules eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are really binging back memories...

  31. Re:Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you'd kept your tin hat on the article wouldn't even have bothered you.

  32. The joke is... by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    The joke is that you THINK it's a joke when in fact it's not. Ha ha.

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  33. They can't really do that! by camcloud1 · · Score: 0

    It's an April Fool's Day joke. Don't you get it!

  34. Actually it's called mass spectrometry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    This is the next step from a process called mass spectroscopy, where a molecule is given + or - one electron
    A molecule can not be "given" an electron is mass spec. Ions are generated by ejecting an electron or breaking a bond forming a positive species and a negative radical. Only postive species are detected.
    then fired through a calibrated magnet to hit a target.
    What you're describing is a magnetic sector mass spec but there are many other types.
    If the magnet is calibrated so that a single charge on a molecule of weight W deflects by exactly n degrees, then if the molecule weighs W it will hit the target, and you know the mass of your molecule.
    Close. What you're actually detecting is the mass to charge ratio (m/z). The way it works is that the +'ve ions are accelerated by a constant voltage that gives all ions the same kinetic energy. The molecule then continues though the instrument where it encounters a magnetic field which causes it to deflect. Only ions with the correct m/z ratio will be deflected perfectly around a bend and reach the detector. Other ions will be deflected too much or not enough. The spectrum is swept by altering the field strength For most peaks in a mass spectrum the charge (z) is +1 so the m/z ratio is in fact just m however species with greater charge are generated. In this case the peak appears to arise from a lighter ion but in reality that ion just experienced a greater force from the deflecting field due to the higher charge. For the analysis or proteins you generally interested in the molecular ion (the intact molecule less an electron) as this directly reviles the mass of the protein. To do this "soft" ionization methods such as electrospray and MALDI mass spec are used. This is different from "hard" ionization which breaks apart molecules into many ions which are detected individually. Structural information can be gained by examining how the molecule fragments. This isn't as useful for proteins because they are so large.
    1. Re:Actually it's called mass spectrometry by dsci · · Score: 1

      A molecule can not be "given" an electron is mass spec. Ions are generated by ejecting an electron or breaking a bond forming a positive species and a negative radical. Only postive species are detected.

      That's not true at all. Ever heard of NEGATIVE ion chemical ionization? I've done this A LOT. This is not that uncommon.

      Indeed, there are plenty of researchers doing negative ion work.

      For the analysis or proteins you generally interested in the molecular ion...examining how the molecule fragments. This isn't as useful for proteins because they are so large.

      Again, not so. You need to research the MS techniques used in protein sequencing; very big field. True, the MI is one desired datum, but the sequence is important (and measurable, or at least chunks of it) as well. See MS/MS, MS/MS/MS/ MS/MS/MS/MS, etc (ion trap techniques), electrospray, etc.

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  35. So.... by lilricky · · Score: 1

    The whole atomic weight thing was just a best guess then? Or have we been able to calcuate atomic weights, but when it comes to molecules, well, thats just too darn complicated?????

    1. Re:So.... by Iason+Baldes · · Score: 1

      no they just defined one mole as 12g of carbon 12. So 1 mole of carbon12 (6.023x10^23 particles) has a mass of 12g. Therefore it's said to weigh 10g mol^-1

  36. No it's not by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Informative
    It's an April Fool's joke you idiot. Weighing molecules, what idiocy. Like you can make a molecule-sized set of scales to weight it on. Not to mention that molecules don't weight straight down like objects, they float about, so wouldn't press down on the scales. The rest of the article is filled with pseudo-science drivel to try to look clever and hide the fact that they're making the whole thing up.

    I'm familiar with his research, half my group collaborated with him, and I think I met him once. It's real. MEMS-based cantilever technology has been getting progressively better, this isn't particularly surprising.

    I don't know why you're surprised that New Scientist is pseudoscience, but you can find similar results with real science in journals. Look up Roukes, M in "web of science" or something.

    Nice troll, but I can't have you confusing the n00bs on matters scientific.

    1. Re:No it's not by fearofcarpet · · Score: 1
      It's an April Fool's joke you idiot. Weighing molecules, what idiocy. Like you can make a molecule-sized set of scales to weight it on. Not to mention that molecules don't weight straight down like objects, they float about, so wouldn't press down on the scales. The rest of the article is filled with pseudo-science drivel to try to look clever and hide the fact that they're making the whole thing up
      Indeed. I shared an office with a physicist working on essentially the same thing at IBM and I gan assure you it wasn't pseudo-science. There are plenty of "real" journals in which this research has been published. The reason you don't see them on Slashdot is 'cause they cost money to look at unless your institution pays for a subscription.
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    2. Re:No it's not by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

      See, now this is why I hate april fools day. I have to actually read the damn article and actually think for myself before I can work out whether this is real or fake.

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    3. Re:No it's not by Jester99 · · Score: 1

      I'm familiar with his research, half my group collaborated with him, and I think I met him once. It's real. ... Nice troll, but I can't have you confusing the n00bs on matters scientific.


      Just one question, Mr. Underbridge. If you're actually a real scientist and not some 12 year old kid who thinks its funny to impersonate people, why, oh why, is both your homepage link and the link in your profile (to "free iPod!") set to goatse.cx? Just a question, really.

    4. Re:No it's not by daveo0331 · · Score: 1

      What? You read the article???

      Oh wait, it's April Fools Day.

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    5. Re:No it's not by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      Just one question, Mr. Underbridge. If you're actually a real scientist and not some 12 year old kid who thinks its funny to impersonate people, why, oh why, is both your homepage link and the link in your profile (to "free iPod!") set to goatse.cx? Just a question, really.

      1) Because I value my privacy so I no longer post under my real ID. 2) Because I hate those clowns who patronize pyramid schemes. Call it a little way to pay them back. Thanks for pointing out that my sig and homepage are now redundant. I'll have to change my hompage to something wholesome like tubgirl.

      Of course, my colleagues would probably agree with you on my impersonating a scientist. ;)

  37. So, when will you read /. then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like there's any noticeable difference today.

  38. Wrong units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be moehertz after curlybytes. :)

  39. You should upgrade by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1, Funny

    v 0.4.2 has support for linebreaks.

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  40. I wonder.... by jetsfandb · · Score: 1

    How much the weighing device weighs?

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  41. April Trolls Day by tepples · · Score: 1

    April 1st should just be renamed "Day of the Troll."

    Everything 2 is four years ahead of you.

  42. Re:April 1st!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posted on slashdot April 1st... but the article on PhysOrg is dated March 29th. Unless PhysOrg has managed to warp time, or at least unfairly use a false date on the article, this is quite likely real and not an April Fools joke.

  43. Caltech, not CalTech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks.

  44. Finally, Really Tiny Bathroon Scales! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, Really Tiny Bathroom Scales!

  45. They can already do this! by SSChicken · · Score: 1

    But works in a slightly different manner. It's called a Mass Spectrometer

  46. It's only irony if... by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    ...it has that Magnetic Attraction.

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  47. Where is the experimental evidence? by Rinzai · · Score: 1
    In chemistry, one bond may be construed as "more energetic" than another is simply because the energy aspect is measured as potential, not kinetic (or other) energy. PE has no real invariant mass equivalent.

    Potential energy isn't equivalent to mass. Potential energy is a way of parsing the total system--it's a byproduct of the viewpoint we take in order to have an orderly system. If I take as a system the Earth and a bowling ball, and move the bowling ball from its initial position 10000m further from the center of the Earth, the gain in PE is offset by the work done in moving the ball within the gravitational field. The mass of the system does not vary due to a change in the PE of the system. Work must be done to increase PE--there's no other way. (Otherwise, you could increase the mass of the system to infinity by separating the components to infinite distance. Ipso facto.)

    I think it's critical to remind everyone that the mass defect in the nuclear scenario occurs because the force carriers themselves have mass; in molecular binding the force carriers don't--they're photons.

    Photons have no invariant mass. Their mass equivalence is purely relativistic, which can't be converted to invariant mass in the same way that angular momentum can't be converted to linear (despite your ability to write equations that say you can). It's critical to note that in most aspects of Einstein's work that he construed E=mc^2 to be valid only within the context of the rest frame of a particle.

    Where is the experimental evidence (for example), that heating a mass of iron increases the measured mass of the object? Where is the experimental evidence that electron promotion via photon absorption increases the mass of the atom involved? (Yes, Einstein's box, blah blah, but that's a thought experiment, not empircal evidence. I can write an equation directly linking angular momentum and linear momentum, but you can't convert directly without energy loss; just because you can do something with the math doesn't mean you can do it for real. I can redesign the Einstein's box experiment slightly to show that if one end of the box radiates energy and the other end of the box absorbs energy, that a box on a pivot assembly would eventually tip over in a gravitational field from a certain initial configuration because of mass transfer. I have a six-pack of adult beverage that says it'll never happen.

    Don't start with me about French's derivation of the problem because the argument that mass must have transferred location is bogus: relativistic [virtual] mass is not the same as invariant [real] mass. An object cannot be forced to turn into a black hole by accelerating it arbitrarily close to the speed of light; only the invariant mass applies in that calculation, because it's real in a way that relativistic mass isn't. The equations say that given a certain velocity, a mass increase equal to [equation result] will be observed by an external viewer with measurement capabilities. It doesn't assert that the mass increase will be real--only that the external observer will see it because of the peculiar way space-time works. (After all, in the frame of the object itself--equally privileged with that of the external observe--the mass doesn't change.) Substitution of relativistic for invariant mass in a lot of these equation systems leads to incorrect conclusions.)