Acquittal in Drunken Homicide via GTA
The Wisconsin State Journal has the news of an acquittal in a drunken homicide charge against a Madison-area 30 year old. The defendant admitted to being intoxicated before the crash that killed his passenger. The jury found him innocent after he presented his defense: the passenger caused the crash by forcing him to attempt a manuever they'd done in Grand Theft Auto. "In an emotional testimony on Thursday, DeMeo said that Alexander had put his hand on DeMeo's knee and made him push the accelerator down hard, then grabbed the emergency brake and sent the car into a skid. DeMeo said that Alexander was trying to perform a maneuver that both had done in a video game, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, that they played regularly."
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Okay, so we just have his word for it? That the passenger, who conveniently can't speak from the grave, forced him to do a handbrake turn?
That's the real news. Who gives a damn about GTA? Handbrake turns have been present in Hollywood films for decades.
its the games fault, not the morons
When the defendent was further questioned about why he would even attempt a stunt from a videogame, he responded, "I was so sure that sv_cheats was enabled."
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Because, you know, 30 year olds are like so immature.
Life imitating art and the courts bought it. Seriously, what the fuck?
Wow.. another pointless defense. Or, alternatively, this person needs to know that real life isn't actually like a videogame. Where did the common sense go?
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Two guys are driving in a car. The passenger thinks it'd be cool to pull the parking brake and push down and the driver's foot (emulating the quick turn in GTA). This causes the car to skid out of control and crash into a tree, killing the passenger.
At least, that's the defense's story.
This has nothing to do with GTA. It's about two drunk guys doing stupid things while drunk and one getting killed.
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Whenever I get drunk, I get the urge to pick up a hooker, use her services' and the proceed to run her over and take my cash back.
I also occasionally hide in the shadows and blackjack people who walk by. I think I may have a problem.
I really hate to be cruel , but this is what natural selection is all about..
The prosecution said, and I assume no evidence was introduced to show otherwise, that there was no evidence that the EB had been pulled. Most strange, the passenger was found "moments later" with fatal head and heart injuries, with his hands in his pockets. The defence argues that he put them in his pockets to keep warm. Not likely. With a blood alcohol level of .16, if your passenger dies, your guilty of something.
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I think this puts the Chewbacca defense to shame.
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Or (do) sit on the passenger seat.
I'm still trying to figure out what people mean by 'social skills' here.
Before everybody sneers at contorted lawyers logic, note that "GTA confusion" was not the defense of the guy on trial. His defense was that his passenger interfered with his driving. Supposedly he did so while drunkenly imitating a GTA move, but his reasons for doing what he did was not relevent, since his guilt or innocence was not at issue.
Never mind the darwins - good thing the guy did this - imagine if he'd decided to emulate a rampage instead, or gone round shooting cops with a uzi...
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I have an asshole friend who pulls the e-brake in order to do that GTA thing. He doesnt do it anymore, but, yeah, been there.
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Do the vehicles in GTA Vice City even utilize an emergency brake?
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Just be carefull where to do it. I live in a place full of forest and trees and stuff, and it's allright to make a handbrake-turn out there. But don't whipe out pedestrians, you can't tell me you didn't notice it 'd be illegal, not to mention that you have some consciousness to worry about...
Thursday, DeMeo said that Alexander had put his hand on DeMeo's knee
You know, when one drunk guy puts his hand on the knee of another drunk guy, it usually means that there is something else going on than GTA phantasies...
What's next? A man open fires and claims that he does it in videogames all the time? If you don't know the difference between real life and a video game then you shouldn't by playing!
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Gee thats funny, I'm a fricking pro at making those handbrake turns in GTA. Of course this is after crashing into cars, buildings, trees, light posts and people a few hundred times before I got good at it. Turns out GTA is realistic after all?
We need a "russian roulette" game distributed to the idiots who like to emulate video games in the real world. Hmm ..., maybe a "russian roulette" music video too.
The movie "The Deer Hunter" helped a little in the 70s but it was a little too slow/long to reach all the right people, apparently some of them bred.
Most car/racing simulators have a hand brake. and they pretty much do the same in each. why did you even mentioned "GTA" when theres like 50 games that do exactly the same?
,luminees hypnothic states and DMC 3 and Ninja gaiden cause assasin rage (specially against the controller) while playing in "hard" with some imagination you could blame them for murder, taxes, arsom and raping too.
Seriously media guys GTA 3 is almost 10 years old now, can you go and pick some other game as "evil in a box" please? I heard DDR could cause heart attacks
So getting really drunk and doing stupid things gets you acquitted of things like this by blaming it on a video game? Expect drunken idiots everywhere to start doing some staggering things with little or no consequences.
By the sounds of it the guy who died deserves a Darwin award.
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Pity there wasn't a black box installed in the vehicle that could tell
1) Speed
2) Pedal position
3) Brake position
4) Parking break
5) Steering wheel manuvers for 5 seconds.
Think how much easier this would be.
Car makers have had a 'black box' in most cars for a while now. They store data from a while (tens of seconds) before air bag deployment. They do at least record speed and brake info. The cops know this and have used the info in court many times now to deflate stories like this one.
btw. I assume the car makers started putting in the 'black box' feature to counteract lawsuits arising from air bag deployment, or lack thereof.
Give yourself a sporting chance at least.. instructions for handbrake turns.
You might also be wise to try it on a disused airfield or something. And without a drunk passenger. And without being drunk.
The key word in the article is "Under the Influence," because they were drunk. And that is the only time you would be dumb enough to perform such behavior.
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Although I must admit I've held to "the line" while taking corners for real after playing extended amounts of GT3. I also almost took out some orange cones after playing a bit too much carmageddon back in the day, and then I realized in real life orange cones denote danger lies beyond, and swerved outta the way. Games do have the ability to kind of blur the reality line a bit, but this one is just stupid.
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The real story: There'll always be idiots who think they can do dangerous things without injury to themselves. And to others, it seems here. Did the guy say he'd put his friend's hands in his pockets for him, along with the rest?
I don't think this has anything to do with Grand Theft Auto, other than explaining why his drunk friend was making him do something so utterly stupid. It's not like the guy had a choice as the article denotes that there was a struggle; you can't really hold someone responsible for a shooting if the victim pulls the trigger.
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If his parents had understood the ESRB rating this game was given, they probably wouldn't have bought it for him. It's clearly their fault!
Emergency brake?
Never heard of a single car that had "an emergency brake".
Plenty of cars on the road have parking brakes, to stop them rolling away when parked. They also come in handy when rallying.
Dumb motorist attempts dumb maneuver.
Dumb motorist dies.
Just this once, dumb motorist doesn't kill a bystander.
They're around for a reason.
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