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Meet Microsoft's Linux Lab Head Bill Hilf

morcego writes "Yahoo News has a very interesting interview with Bill Hilf, Microsoft's director of Microsoft's platform technology strategy group, who in turn works for Martin Taylor, Microsoft's general manager of platform strategy and Linux point man. From the interview: '"I am a non-Microsoft guy working at Microsoft," Hilf said.'"

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  1. Nothing to see? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's up with the 'nothing to see' errors? I have been getting plenty of them lately.

  2. Bill, you are not alone by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am a non-Microsoft guy working at Microsoft.

    Funny, that statement could also apply to Laura DiDio.

    1. Re:Bill, you are not alone by intnsred · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am a non-Microsoft guy working at Microsoft.

      It sounds a lot like the position of "Human rights monitor and peaceful resolution mediator" for the Bush administration. :-/

  3. Traitor! by Jarn_Firebrand · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bill Hilf is a TRAITOR! Lets tar and feather him! Have him drawn and quartered! Send him off the plank! Put him in an iron maiden!

    1. Re:Traitor! by carpe_noctem · · Score: 2, Funny

      Iron maiden?! Excellent! *plays air guitar*

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    2. Re:Traitor! by moranar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lets tar and feather him!

      Proper custom asks for him to be tarred and bzip2ed.

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    3. Re:Traitor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      One of these days, I'm going to have to name a compression program 'feather' :P

    4. Re:Traitor! by the+real+darkskye · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lets install NT4 on his laptop!

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      It's only publishers who think that people own it.
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  4. new distro by haxhia · · Score: 2, Funny

    From article: "In addition to acting Microsoft's good cop on open source, Hilf also runs the Microsoft Linux lab" Is this Microsoft Linux distro open-source? Where do I get it?

  5. Espionage Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Aha, he's being very open for a Linux spy in Microsoft.

    Admirable.

  6. Re:Useless article! by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn you, dbretton. I come to Slashdot (amongst other places) so I don't have to do anything important.

  7. Re:Useless article! by rharris · · Score: 5, Funny

    Agreed. Had he been a non-microsoft guy working at microsoft with a chainsaw, then we'd have had something. :)

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  8. Re:yawn.. by MountainMan101 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My office has gnu/linux and windows.....

    We use Fedora Core for work, games, everything computer based. We use windows for looking out.

  9. Hilf? by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hilf? As in "hacker I'd like to fuck"?

    1. Re:Hilf? by fluffywuffy · · Score: 2, Funny

      aka "2 of 12".

    2. Re:Hilf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is there such a thing?

    3. Re:Hilf? by datadriven · · Score: 2, Funny

      Angelina Jolie was in the movie.

  10. he added.... by mshiltonj · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We get to find out lots of interesting things -- like how to authenticate against Active Directory, how to run non-Microsoft mail clients with Exchange," and the like, [Bill Hilf] said.

    "Once we figure a way to for other products to interoperate with Microsoft, my job is to modify our product so the other products won't work," he added. "It's helps a great deal when I get to look at our competitors code, but they can't see ours."

    At this point, he chuckled a bit to himself while twisting his pencil-thin mustache with his fingers.

  11. Re:Good to know by pintpusher · · Score: 2, Funny

    I assume you mean: ship us off to the Gulag

    surely this is true, but in order to facilitate the

    destroy[ing] us all with a ray gun.

    he'll want to ship

    us off to the Galapacos[sic] Islands

    to increase the odds of running across the required sharks with laser beams

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    man, I feel like mold.
  12. Re:Good to know by bani · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm a dev on Longhorn

    My sincere condolences.

  13. Re:Good to know by StormKrow · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...at least now we know who to blame.

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