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BBC Launches APIs

Stefan Magdalinski writes "The BBC is opening up a slew of APIs to its content and applications via a new site, backstage.bbc.co.uk, and actively encouraging users to remix, mashup, and otherwise play with their content to create new applications. Already there's a few cool featured apps, my own BBC News wikipedizing proxy, and a del.icio.us-enabled version of BBC News "Use our stuff to create your stuff" is their slogan. Could a commercial broadcaster ever take a step like this?"

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  1. Missing Link by fembots · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1. Use our stuff to create your stuff
    2. ???
    3. Profit!!!!

    Terms & Conditions:

    4. The BBC may edit, amend or change the BBC Content that appears on the backstage.bbc.co.uk site at any time at its discretion. The BBC also reserves the right to modify or discontinue the backstage.bbc.co.uk site at any time.

    1. Re:Missing Link by R34L · · Score: 2, Funny

      not free as in free beer? what is the world coming to?

    2. Re:Missing Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm an American, so correct me if I'm wrong, but i thought that the BBC is government funded and is not looking for step three.

    3. Re:Missing Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not quite. The BBC has the right to charge a "licence fee" on all households with a TV set. It works the same way as a tax, but it doesn't flow through the Government.

      Still, the main goal in the BBC Charter is to distribute information rather than to make money, so Step 3 still doesn't apply.

    4. Re:Missing Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      3. Profit!!!!

      Actually, these services are for non-commercial use only.

    5. Re:Missing Link by NeedleSurfer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And the problem is? What is wrong with them wanting control over their content and content distribution system? All they are saying is play with it but so will we. They don't make a site so you shamelessly copy them to profit or get eyeballs at your own site, it's even surprising (in a good way) that they actually let you play with their apps and give away their intellectual property that freely, all they want in return is the possibility for themselves to also play with it regardless of what you have done with it...

      Some people are never happy...

    6. Re:Missing Link by northcat · · Score: 1

      Yeah genius, otherwise it'll be like selling your vagina on ebay.

    7. Re:Missing Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful


      4. The BBC may edit, amend or change the BBC Content that appears on the backstage.bbc.co.uk site at any time at its discretion. The BBC also reserves the right to modify or discontinue the backstage.bbc.co.uk site at any time.


      and what web service, especially free ones, don't have a similar clause in them?

    8. Re:Missing Link by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Ooh--we're down to two steps to profit.
      I can't wait until we're down to one!

      At that point, even I might get off my lazy ass and earn some money. My wife would be happy.

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    9. Re:Missing Link by Skevin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > and a del.icio.us-enabled version of BBC News

      Now, what's to prevent script kiddies, or heaven forbid, more knowledgeable malware writers, from coming up with new means to zombify your computer to add to the growing pool of spam gateways, ddos relays, or simply an all out porn repository?

      I propose the domain, mal.icio.us for exactly such acitivities.

      Solomon Chang

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    10. Re:Missing Link by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      Someone figured that out on a post yesterday. I think I can combine them...

      1. Use our stuff to create your stuff
      2. Sell to Google
      3. Profit!!!

    11. Re:Missing Link by mugstar · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. The BBC do not set or collect the TV License. The UK government, specifically the Department of Culture, Media and Sport, sets the level of the license fee. There is a seperate NGO called TV Licensing which is empowered to collect the fee, which is then passed (minus 'costs', IIRC) to the BBC. This is why the BBC collectively craps itself every time its' Charter is up for review, as the government has them over a barrel in terms of setting Corporations' budget.

    12. Re:Missing Link by Xarius · · Score: 1

      The BBC is paid for by licensing. Anyone owning a TV capable of recieving terrestrial BBC transmissions (Almost everyone here) must pay for a Television License. That is how it is funded.

      If they were government funded there wouldn't have been all the fuss over BBC vs Government during the whole Iraq thing.

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    13. Re:Missing Link by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Without that condition, they could literally get sued anytime they made a change to their website (!) or decided to stop keeping it up.

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    14. Re:Missing Link by KillShill · · Score: 1

      i'll be happy when everyone from babies to grandparents know full well what bullshit "intellectual property" is.

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    15. Re:Missing Link by Capsaicin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they were government funded there wouldn't have been all the fuss over BBC vs Government during the whole Iraq thing.

      Not so. The Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) is funded from consolidated revenue, and they still had a spat with the government apropos Iraq (though not as big a spat was the BBC did).

      Their independence results instead, it from the fact that each of these broadcasters is formally an independent corporation. Of course the question of funding, whether out of consolidated revenue or via a licensing 'fee,' given governments some leverage over these organisations. Additionally, at least in the case of the ABC, appointments to the board (as with judges to the bench) are made by government. In Australia at least, the government, as a matter of convention and honour, has tradtionally resisted making overtly politcal appointments or using funding cuts as a punishment for criticism. Unfortunately given the international Retreat of Democracy this seems no longer to be the case.

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    16. Re:Missing Link by NeedleSurfer · · Score: 1

      So what you are telling me is that you dream of the day that

      1- socially skilled people, people who spend more time on their look, attitude and meeting skillz than their thinking, will be able to profit from people who spend most of their time trying to find solutions to problem but are bad at selling them?

      2- you have an idea that will solve energy problems around the world, onto which you spent years thinking and sorting your ideas out and evaluate them to finally come up with the right solution but since your friend daddy's rich and he's an ass, he takes your idea and market it, so that those year of work remain unpaid (thinking to a point where that thinking can be materialized is actual work btw, you can't wake up in the morning with a car design in mind, you can have a idea about it but to actually design it is a shitload of work). I mean, even I like noodle but not if it's the only thing I'll eat because my ideas serves the other, there is a line between sharing ideas and being exploited.

      3- that intelligent people see no purpose in being so, because every time they better the world some other guy profit from it?

      4- intellectual property isn't bullshit, it is so not bullshit that, I'm writting this on a machine that would never have been invented if no one had any incentive in doing so, like you are going to be the only one to profit from it for the next 5 years...

      Yes intellectual property has been distorted and used in the most vile of manners, transfering rights shouldn't even be feasible, transfering rights to a non-living entity (corporations for example) should be illegal, this way the inventor profit from it not some wise-ass evil company who, since it has a potentially unlimited lifetime existence, will maintain the right in effect for eternity (some type of rights wear off 50 years after the death of the author, rights transfered to a corps can therefore never become public domain...). I'm not saying it's being managed well. But intellectual property is far from being bullshit.

    17. Re:Missing Link by bombadillo · · Score: 1

      Actually Step one is tax TV. The BBC is funded by Brittish Tax Payers and a bit by selling TV advertising. Ever notice that their website doesn't contain ads? Now they are sharing their IP to the rest of the world. It's Socialism at it's finest. The BBC is the worlds largest news/content provider. Why can't capitalist news organizations overtake the BBC? Instead we get comercial and ad ridden news and content. I've also noticed lately that there are quite a bit of U.S. television shows which are spin offs from the BBC. Whats the deal? Isn't Capitalism supposed to always be superior? It seems as the BBC is one of the most inovative content providers in the world.

    18. Re:Missing Link by ElvenMonkey · · Score: 1
      Actually Step one is tax TV. The BBC is funded by Brittish Tax Payers and a bit by selling TV advertising

      Why on earth is everyone convinced we have a Tax on TVs here?! Its a licence, not a tax. If you don't have a TV capable of picking up TV signals, you don't have to pay anything. Simple. (Also, if you have a B&W TV you pay less.) The government sets the licence fee, thats it. The BBC is not run by the Government. There is no advertising on the BBC, except the BBC advertising any services its offering (like bitesize revision help), or forthcoming TV programs, and those adverts always come in between programs, never during a program. The BBC is much more willing to take gambles with new product ideas, new artists etc. generally leading to a far better quality of television. They don't have to play the 'lets keep the advertisers happy' game, which keeps sure-bet programs running interminally like you see elsewhere in the world. Even our commercial TV benefits from the BBC being this way, as they have to actively compete with them. The BBC is a fantastic idea, and it works. Its as close to a truly independant broadcasting company as its possible to get.
      I know this is slashdot, but if you're going to talk about something knowledgably, make sure you know what you're talking about.

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    19. Re:Missing Link by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      Anyone owning a TV capable of recieving terrestrial BBC transmissions (Almost everyone here) must pay for a Television License

      Not quite sure how that plays out in the Republic of Ireland, where many folk receive the BBC. Of course Ireland has its own public broadcast channels (which also carry commercials due to some twisted Irish logic).

      I suspect your statement needs the addendum "if they live in the United Queendom".

    20. Re:Missing Link by bombadillo · · Score: 1

      Good point it is a license. I remember getting a few letters in the mail when I first moved into a flat. I was kind of pissed (American pissed = angry not drunk) because I didn't have a TV at first and had to call and explain the situation. I would gladly pay a license in the US to get the quality of BBC programming.

      I seem to remember advertising on some Brittish TV. However, now that I remember I also got ITV sometimes on the terestrial stations. Perhaps it was ITV that had the comercials. Either way the commercials were a lot less fequent than American TV.

    21. Re:Missing Link by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Poland:
      Half of the four biggest TV chanels is state owned. And they were the ones presenting most not-biased viewpoint, very often presenting criticizing opionions.

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  2. Universal Streamer by geomon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So what is the possibility that we could be converging on a universal streaming client? I know Microsoft and Real would like to see their systems become the ligua franca of streaming video, but the BBC has the advantage of a huge library of content.

    Will content trump market penetration?

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    1. Re:Universal Streamer by rovingeyes · · Score: 1
      Will content trump market penetration?

      I think that is the case with all information related products and services. There is a saying - "content is the king" and for very good reason. A good example could be Xbox vs Playstation earlier on. Most people were not eager to jump on Xbox bandwagon util they saw games like Halo, Doom start rolling out. So I think it is safe to say that content will determine market penetration.

    2. Re:Universal Streamer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, there is this.

      The pieces are there.

    3. Re:Universal Streamer by geomon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, that and this current announcement were what I was alluding to.

      If this codec gets wide enough use in Europe, it could make Microsoft and Real take a more open approach to their codecs.

      I know Real has already made some moves and they are to congratulated. But something that would make video streaming available across all platforms seems like a long way off.

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    4. Re:Universal Streamer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    5. Re:Universal Streamer by tom+taylor · · Score: 1

      There are moves towards AVC and H264 for standards based streaming within the Beeb. Hopefully we'll see a trial soon.

    6. Re:Universal Streamer by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

      The BBC also have the absolutely massive advantage in that they're not Microsoft or Real.

      I for one won't touch streaming content produced by that pair of bastards :)

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  3. wait, hold up, what? by TheHonestTruth · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm confused... it sounds like someone is actually encouraging people to share information. I'll need to read that again. Hold on...

    -truth

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  4. Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by jolyonr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sure, some people may bitch about having to pay a TV licence fee, but would this kind of thing ever happen if all broadcasters were only in the game for a profit?

    Jolyon

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    1. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by Rorschach1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm so disgusted with what passes for programming on the American TV networks that I'd be more than happy to pay the British TV license fee if it'd get me all the BBC content.

      Yeah, I'm sure the founding fathers are turning over in their graves at the idea of an American volunteering to pay a British tax, but then the founding fathers would understand if they had to watch the WB...

    2. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by soliptic · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Exactly.

      I barely watch TV at all, but I'm happy to pay the TV license to fund the BBC. For all the (naive) /. belief in the "free market", and sniggering about the silly "socialist" "tax" on TV in the UK, I seriously challenge anyone to convince me that the BBC would do as much cool stuff as it does if it had to be fully commercial. Want proof? Look at ITV and Channel 5. Terrible. The BBC is bad enough due to even having to compete in the commercial marketplace - daytime/primetime schedules on BBC1 and BBC2 TV have been dragged down into the same wall-to-wall "reality TV" / soap-opera shite and are barely better than the garbage on the commercial stations. But even if the TV gems like Alan Partridge and The Office dry up, at least they still do stuff like amazing David Attenborough documentaries, a fantastic online resource, some truly great stuff on their radio, developing free (Free?) codecs. I don't think any of that would happen, at least not to the same extent, if they were "just another commercial TV station".

    3. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      I'm so disgusted with what passes for programming on the American TV networks that I'd be more than happy to pay the British TV license fee if it'd get me all the BBC content.

      Get cable. Then you'll have (a) more than the network programming, such as the quality original series' on HBO, Discovery channel, History, channel, etc., and (b) the BBC channels (in many areas).

      Yeah, I'm sure the founding fathers are turning over in their graves at the idea of an American volunteering to pay a British tax, but then the founding fathers would understand if they had to watch the WB...

      They might be wondering why you HAVE to watch anything.

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    4. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      And yet, so many of those shows are utter dross...

    5. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by radish · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, cable gives you more choice, but speaking as a British ex-pat, BBC America != "the BBC channels". For one thing much of the content on BBC America isn't even produced by the BBC (they license material from other British networks like ITV and Channel 4), and for another most of the good stuff is either completely absent or very delayed.

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    6. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by ehiris · · Score: 1

      Hey, I don't get BBC over my cable. I can get it but it would cost more. Does BBC charge cable TV companies in the US?

    7. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by Wildfire+Darkstar · · Score: 4, Informative

      BBC America isn't the same as it's UK cousins. It's a fully commercial network, not funded by any license fee. They're run by BBC Worldwide, which is the commercial arm of the BBC, and have to purchase the rights to any and all programming they air, just like any other American network. They also have commercials, which makes for slightly strange programming blocks, IMO.

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    8. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think your example proves the opposite. ITV and Channel 5 are not offering terrible programming because the market wants it. On the contrary: ITV and Channel 5 are not nearly as popular as BBC programming. The problem lies with the TV executives who would rather go for easy sensationalist content with low risk, rather than provide useful and smart content like BBC. If the network executives would realize that more people would watch if the shows had real content, the private stations would be much more successful. I think, that if privatized, the BBC would still beat the commercial networks, simply by virtue of higher standards for content, leading to more viewers, and thus higher revenue from ads.

    9. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by mugstar · · Score: 1

      Fair points. But... the BBC would hardly be "just another commercial TV station" if they were forced to fund themselves through advertising. They would _clean_up_ in the advertising market. What price do you think they could charge for a one-minute ad during Eastenders? Or the Ten O'Clock News? Or the English FA Cup Final? The other commercial channels would be squeezed to death.

    10. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by knobbie · · Score: 1

      The problem lies with the TV executives who would rather go for easy sensationalist content with low risk, rather than provide useful and smart content like BBC. If the network executives would realize that more people would watch if the shows had real content, the private stations would be much more successful.

      i respectfully disagree. i think that the idea that TV executives care about the actual content at all is crap. TV executives care about one thing, like all other corporate executives: profit. and the source of that profit for them is advertising. thus, it is not the TV executives who determine the content, it is advertisers. Pepsi wants its product shown during some crazy "Xtreme" reality show, in order to imply a co-relation between the two.

      it is only indirectly related to the number of people watching. a free codec does not generate sales revenue for Pepsi, and thus means wasted resource for a media corporation that produces it.

      the BBC can do this because it doesn't rely on advertising as a main revenue source, and thus is not subject to the whims of advertisers.

    11. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by Thundertje · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It does charge the Dutch TV companies. As a matter of fact it's one of the most expensive channels there is.

    12. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      How unfortunate that would be.

      To see how unfortunate that would be you only have to tune your TV to a commercial broadcaster. Pretty damn unfortunate I would say, YMMV.

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    13. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by jrumney · · Score: 1
      Want proof? Look at ITV and Channel 5.

      It seems to be implicit in your comment from its absense that if you want counter-proof, you need only look at Channel 4. BBC these days (especially BBC1 and BBC3) is full of tired old Property development and child rearing reality shows. While Channel 4 isn't much better in prime time, they do tend to be the ones who take the risks in new drama, documentaries later on at night and my favorite, the 3 minute slot for amateur short films/mini-documentaries after the news.

    14. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by scottme · · Score: 1

      Actually, from the perspective of me & my family, Channel 4 is the best TV in UK at present. I recently did an inventory of all the stuff we've recorded onto DVD over the last year, and no joke, 90% of it is from CH4. And that's not stuff we've just time-shifted - it's all kinds of programming - documentaries, reality shows, films and series that we want to hang onto for some time, to watch again. And their evening news is the best too.

    15. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by Retroneous · · Score: 1

      Are you joking? Firstly, you don't HAVE to watch The WB, you can turn over.

      Secondly, have you actually seen the programming schedules for the BBC lately? Changing Rooms, Soccer, How to Build a House (dressed up by at least 7 shows), How to look after kids (2 different shows), a really bad Doctor Who, more Soccer, Cooking programmes galore, the odd daytime quiz, the National Lottery and EASTENDERS nearly EVERY bloody night!

      It really isn't worth £110 a year. And I would love to watch The WB, then my girlfriend could watch Charmed without moaning about having to get a friend to record it for her...(can't get cable or satellite in our flat) :(

    16. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by feargal · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the BBC should introduce a "donation" mechanism for those who like to use it's online services but don't have a UK T.V. licence. Of course, that would probably have to be given legislative footing, but if they did, it would be interesting how many people would contribute.

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    17. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by ErroneousBee · · Score: 1

      Look at ITV and Channel 5. Terrible.

      And yet look at Channel 4.

      The content is as good, if not better, than the BBC. There are only a couple of soaps, the news is presented in more depth and with less bias. The Science strands are not as dumbed down as Horizon (and do check out Dr Tatiana).

      They are also alot more pioneering, reality TV came first to C4, they have a welsh station, they showed Anatomy for Beginners.

      I dont know why C4 are so good, but I thinks its probably mostly that they have to have a broadcast licence, and the Govt sold that license with quality restrictions, plus a little bit of competion with the other quality broadcaster.

      Do other governments sell airspace with quality retrictions, and have they had any sucess?

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    18. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by PaxTech · · Score: 2, Informative

      But at least the commercial broadcasters don't steal money from people who don't watch their shows in order to make them. If you don't like it, you don't have to watch. If you're British and you don't like the BBC you don't have to watch that either - but you DO have to pay for it.

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    19. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      Not strictly true - if you buy any product that is is advertised on TV, the advertising budget is factored into the price of that product. And when you think how much you spend each year on such products, the TV license is probably a pretty good deal.

    20. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by PaxTech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Meh.. Am I forced to buy the products advertised on the TV shows I watch? Do they come to my house and charge me with a crime if I don't?

      Saying the TV license is a pretty good deal implies that you have a choice whether to pay it or not. It's fundamentally anti-freedom to be FORCED, by LAW to pay for programming that you don't even watch just because you own a TV.

      No one else sees this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills... :) If Microsoft was a government controlled entity and every computer owner had to pay a license fee to fund Windows development, the slashbots would be losing their friggin' MINDS.

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    21. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      Am I forced to buy the products advertised on the TV shows I watch?

      Do you make a effort to avoid products that are advertised on TV? If not, then you pay. You are stuck with the watching (or trying to avoid watching) the commercial, which is interrupting what you do want to watch.

      I lived in the US for while, and I would rarely watch a whole show, because as soon as the commercials came on, I would would channel surf. The only channels that were bearable were the HBO ones (commercial free!), that cost how much? $15 or $20 per month?

    22. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by PaxTech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Companies advertise on TV to sell more products. The more products they sell, the less they have to make per product due to economies of scale. I could argue that products being advertised on TV actually effectively lower prices overall.

      But you want to say they're slightly higher, and you compare this to a government imposed tax that no one has a choice not to pay because you personally feel that the tax is a good deal for you, since you happen to like what the government does with the money they take from other people by force?

      This is like talking to a wall. I guess it's an example of that quote I see on somebody's /. sometimes.. A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on Paul's support.

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    23. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      This is like talking to a wall

      Wall? Meet hand, you're bound to get along.

      Are you one of those perverts who actually likes commercials?
      Or a preacher for "the one true faith" of capitalism?

      Personally I just HATE commercials, and am happy to pay for them to go away. When you do, it often has this strage side effect of improving the quality of TV. Something to do with program makers not having to suck up to commercial interests.

      A shame the US government doesn't learn the same lesson - the only first world country where bribery and corruption are so imbedded in the political process that it is considered acceptable.

    24. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by PaxTech · · Score: 1

      No one likes commercials, and I can believe you're happy to pay for them to go away. But can't you understand that FORCING everyone to pay for commercials to go away might not be the right thing to do? It's one thing to decide that for yourself, and it's quite another to forcibly decide it for EVERYONE.

      And what's wrong with capitalism? Do you think the computer you're typing on would exist without it? Almost every technological advancement in history has been driven by capitalism.

      Thanks for fulfilling my expectations though. I was wondering how much further we could get in this discussion before you spouted some nonsense about the US being corrupt and/or evil. You've been making so little sense in this argument I knew it was only a matter of time.

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    25. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      But at least the commercial broadcasters don't steal money from people who don't watch their shows in order to make them.

      Well there you have it. Life sometimes involves a choice between competing evils. IMO the offence of asking TV viewers for a few pennies pales in comparison to the evil of the intellectual and cultural damage wrought by the brainrot which passes for mainstream entertainment.

      If you don't like it, you don't have to watch.

      No I don't. Fortunately here in Australia I can watch the (government funded) ABC and SBS, and never have to watch a commercial broadcaster (and hardly ever do). While I may not always approve of how may tax dollar is being spent, I'm very happy that some of it is being spent to give me at least this freedom of choice.

      However, this is not merely an issue of what I, as an individual, choose to watch or not to watch. What I cannot opt out of is living in the dumbed-down society fostered (at least in part) by lowest common demomniator programming.

      If you're British and you don't like the BBC you don't have to watch that either - but you DO have to pay for it.

      You don't, you could simply choose not to watch TV at all. After all, that is what I would be forced to do in an entertainment market devoid of choice such as the one you seem to be advocating.

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    26. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      some nonsense about the US being corrupt

      having lived in your country for the better part of a decade, I can say that your democracy work very well on the local level. On the national level, the fact that your "representitives" have to pawn themselves to the rich in order to to get elected means they are not your representitives, they represent the interests of those they are indebted too.

      As to the whether the TV tax is a bad thing - it only affects those who want to watch TV. There are capitalist alternatives - for example HBO, as previously stated. But PSB is laughable by comparison with the BBC, and their anual pledge drive is a sad reflection on on how much you care about helping the less well off in your society. Yes there are commercial educational channels, but they are not available if you can't afford cable. I still say the BBC represents good value for British society.

    27. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by soliptic · · Score: 1

      You and all those others hailing Channel 4 as an example of commercial quality should probably be made aware that Channel 4 is partially funded from the license fee :)

    28. Re:Would this ever happen without the licence fee? by SkunkPussy · · Score: 1

      Companies advertise on TV to sell more products. The more products they sell, the less they have to make per product due to economies of scale. I could argue that products being advertised on TV actually effectively lower prices overall.

      I take issue with this - if products are advertised on T.V. and that influences a purchase, as the consumer only has a limited wage this purchase is displacing other purchases that the consumer would have made that perhaps haven't been promoted as effectively.

      If some people conduct a conversation by shouting in a busy room, everybody else must shout louder in order to be heard.

      I would argue that paying to shout louder ultimately INCREASES the price of goods for the consumer as there is (theoretically at least) no upper bound on how loud one can shout. If every competitor is shouting at roughly the same volume to ensure that they are heard, the louder any one person shouts then the louder everybody else must shout; similarly the more any one individual spends on promotion, then the higher the cost of promotion for all competitors that wish to stay in the game.

      Simply, I will not accept that the costs of advertising are not passed onto the consumer. My beliefs reduce to the statement that money spent on advertising can only increase your standing relative to your competitors but will not generate new sales in any way.

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  5. Define profit by grahamsz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hopefully for the bbc profit = "wide distribution of knowledge", not that traditional profit = "massive bonuses for executives"

    1. Re:Define profit by mi · · Score: 1
      for the bbc profit = "wide distribution of knowledge"
      Knowledge or what UK government thinks is knowledge? The real question is, are UK's taxpayers (owners of BBC) benefitting from this?
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    2. Re:Define profit by grahamsz · · Score: 1

      Presumably it'll result in new and possibly cool methods to access the information they've paid to create.

    3. Re:Define profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The taxpayer doesn't pay for the BBC, it's funded by TV licenses which you only need if you have a TV.

    4. Re:Define profit by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      Knowledge or what UK government thinks is knowledge?

      The BBC broadcast what [the] UK government thinks? Now that's a novel idea!

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    5. Re:Define profit by Burz · · Score: 1

      The BBC is funded by license-payers not from taxes. Everyone with a TV pays the same license fee. Because of this they are as close to a public-interest or populist entity as I can imagine. That is not to say that all media should have a populist focus, but having a major slice of the market funded this way helps keep the news culture from sinking into a delusional state benefitting wealthy shareholders.

      Contrast with PBS in the United States, which is paid for (and therefore largely controlled by) a combination of government spending, commercial sponsors, and well-off individuals. This represents somewhat of a conflict of interest when it comes to public service and may explain why PBS and NPR almost never break major news stories of their own.

      Are UK licence-holders benefitting from this? You'll have to ask them, but their confidence in the BBC's push into the digital world is rather high.

    6. Re:Define profit by Basehart · · Score: 1

      "Everyone with a TV pays the same license fee"

      When I lived in the UK I didn't know one single person (apart from my parents - which doesn't count) who paid the license fee!

      The BBC even had vans with detection gear that would prowl the streets like Daleks looking for people like me and my friends who were watching Monty Python for free!

    7. Re:Define profit by mi · · Score: 1
      The BBC is funded by license-payers not from taxes.
      What is the practical difference?
      Because of this they are as close to a public-interest or populist entity as I can imagine.
      Their income is guaranteed -- how is that an insentive for anything?
      keep the news culture from sinking into a delusional state benefitting wealthy shareholders.
      The above is priceless. Where did you find it?

      The UK's number of celebrity magazines is the highest in the world... At the same time, the perfectly commercial Economist magazine -- also from UK -- is, probably, the world's best periodic publication today.

      Contrast with PBS in the United States, which is paid for (and therefore largely controlled by) a combination of government spending, commercial sponsors, and well-off individuals.
      PBS' funding is not that different in principle -- it is just much smaller. So they have no foreign reporters of their own, and so on. It is also a "government job", and thus does not attract the brightest talent.

      Its (and BBC's) very existence is due to a disagreable notion, that a government needs its own mass media outlet. The notion finds a lot less support in USA, hence PBS' lesser size and influence.

      their confidence in the BBC's push into the digital world is rather high.
      I'm perfectly fine in this world with Yahoo! and others like it. They had RSS feeds and customizable news-pages for many years already. Occasionally I even click on a BBC's link on my page.

      It was, of course, for the wealthy shareholders' benefit, so you can not accept it. But I can, thank you.

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    8. Re:Define profit by Burz · · Score: 1
      The BBC has a charter that is up for renewal every 10 years and is nowhere near a guarantee. While this is a political process, it means that periodic reviews are much larger in scope and the influence of petty, myopic disagreements with the government is minimized. OTOH PBS is punished by politicians the year following a perceived offense, and threats from government almost never stop: it is meek and short-sighted as a result.

      No wonder the BBC breaks news stories like massive voter-roll fraud in PBS's own back yard, but PBS cannot bring itself to mention them in a timely manner. And the BBC has been even more abmitious when it comes to its native turf: Poor Tony.. that attempt to slap Auntie on the wrist has led to management saying in effect "yes alllll those things you said about our silly focus on distraction and entertainment these past 10 years were so true! we are reorganizing and effecting a major shift towards greater and more intense NEWS coverage."

      Poor Tony.

      I think the level of public (not government) trust the BBC has earned around the world speaks volumes about the nature of its supposedly PBS-like "government jobs". The difference between a government/charity organization and one that is paid for directly with license fees is pretty apparent right here on Slashdot if one looks at the number of BBC articles submitted.

      It was, of course, for the wealthy shareholders' benefit, so you can not accept it.

      Of course I can accept it. I do not accept an entire news culture essentially having only one organizing principle.

    9. Re:Define profit by mi · · Score: 1
      BBC has a charter that is up for renewal every 10 years and is nowhere near a guarantee.
      10 years of guaranteed funding is much better than commercial news sources have. I wonder, what would bring it "nearer a guarantee" in your opinion...
      like massive voter-roll fraud in PBS's own back yard
      There was no "massive voter-roll fraud". But let's not change the subject.
      I do not accept an entire news culture essentially having only one organizing principle.
      I find the organizing principles of Yahoo! and, say, CNN to be different. Different yet are the "blogs". Closer to BBC is Bloomberg and printed news-papers and magazines, which charge subscribers/buyers. It is possible to have the diversity you wish for without the compulsory payments by all of the potential users.

      You have no problems with regular payments for TV-set use even by those, who buy it for watching DVDs and/or other non-BBC content. Yet, I'm quite sure, you are against the "piracy-compensating" surcharges proposed for CD-R media, MP3-players and other things, which can potentially be used for piracy.

      Is it because the music and movie industries are not government entities? Would you really like them to be? Why not?

      British voters are, evidently, different from Americans. We here prefer to change the pictures shown on our screens with our remotes. The "gratification" is instant compared to waiting for the government to decide (once in a decade), what another government organization ought to show.

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    10. Re:Define profit by Burz · · Score: 1
      10 years of guaranteed funding is much better than commercial news sources have.
      Yes this is much better. It results in them having a detectable attention span.
      It is possible to have the diversity you wish for without the compulsory payments by all of the potential users.
      You can say a fundamental difference exists all you want, that doesn't make the charters of these commercial corporations go away. In that respect they are all the same in the US and do not represent anything more than superficial "diversity". Anyway, CNN and Yahoo aren't broadcasting on public spectrum (just as DVD vendors aren't) so I wouldn't necessarily support license fees to support their medium.
      British voters are, evidently, different from Americans. We here prefer to change the pictures shown on our screens with our remotes. The "gratification" is instant compared to waiting for the government to decide (once in a decade), what another government organization ought to show.
      If you really intend to redefine public television as equivalent to government-run, then you must have a low opinion of western media in general (except in the US, of course, where "public" television actually is government-run). The existence of a strong UK public broadcaster in your mind collapses their entire viewing experience to that single provider. Why not go to England yourself to shout at them through a megaphone "TEAR DOWN THIS WALL"? Just make sure you get it on tape and share with us...

    11. Re:Define profit by mi · · Score: 1
      You can say a fundamental difference exists all you want, that doesn't make the charters of these commercial corporations go away.
      Oh, I see. These companies are "the same" in your mind, because they are all commercial entities. A tuna and a crane must be "the same" as far as you are concerned, because both are vertebrated. If that is, what you reject as "monoculture", you need to try much harder, explaining, why it is wrong.
      The existence of a strong UK public broadcaster in your mind collapses their entire viewing experience to that single provider.
      My point is, UK viewer are obligated to pay for this broadcaster, whether they watch it or not. And yes, it is government run, because the law of the land mandates the payments.
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    12. Re:Define profit by Burz · · Score: 1

      The state also endows corporate entities with their very existence or "personhood". A US state can threaten and carry-out termination of a commercial corporation just as effectively as the UK could threaten a public corporation like the BBC. That does not mean any of them are government run; in fact as "persons" with human rights it is just the opposite.

      Specifically, it is the commercial corporation that has astro-turfed the broadcast spectrum.

      You can say the BBC is government-run only if you insist that the smallest amount of influence makes it so, and it does not; the UK is not I would not claim that American broadcasters are government-run despite their close relationship with the military.

      If you want to know why a news monoculture doesn't work just look at the news media's performance in the US, or in the former Soviet Union for that matter.

    13. Re:Define profit by mi · · Score: 1
      The state also endows corporate entities with their very existence or "personhood".
      Err, no. The state merely organizes them -- one's right to engage in business is considered inalienable -- stems right from right to the "pursuit of happiness". Sounds familiar?

      But it does not matter -- this is not, what I was talking about. See below.

      A US state can threaten and carry-out termination of a commercial corporation just as effectively as the UK could threaten a public corporation like the BBC.
      BBC is government-controlled because government makes paypments compulsory -- not because it can be threatened/terminated by the government (which, BTW, is rather difficult in US due to the, gasp, 1st Ammendment).
      If you want to know why a news monoculture doesn't work just look at the news media's performance in the US, or in the former Soviet Union for that matter.
      News media in US is incomparable with that of the ex-USSR. And not because Soviet's was monocultural, but because it was government-controlled (to a much higher degree, than BBC is, of course).

      If you want to see, how monoculture can work, just look at the wide distribution of vertebraeted. Yahoo! is more different from CNN, than pinguin is from a mole...

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  6. Where's the Monty Pythonizer? by Cr0w+T.+Trollbot · · Score: 5, Funny
    I want an API that turns any webpage into a Monty Python sketch!

    Customer: Excuse me, I would like to complain about this Windows Security Update what I downloaded just yesterday.
    Shopkeeper: Oh yes, a great Windows Update! Beautiful plummage.
    Customer: The plummage don't enter into it! The problem is that this Windows Security Update is dead.
    Shopkeeper: No, it's just resting! It will hop up any minute and dance around destroying viruses.
    Customer: This Windows Security Update would not dance around even if Linus Torvalds himself gave it CPR!

    Crow T. Trollbot

  7. Further Proof... by eno2001 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...that the Beeb has got it right. In the media business, the focus should be on content generation and the flexibility of form in media. Who cares about market share or sales or ratings, when you are truly focused on creating content and sparking creativity amongst the viewers/readers/listeners, etc... This is why the quality of everything the BBC produces is of the highest caliber. The closest thing we have here in the states is the poorly underfunded PBS and NPR networks. The day that the Republicans decided to rip away government funding from PBS was a dark day indeed and we're still paying for it in every sense of the word. Discovery and TLC don't even come close to what PBS used to be able to offer when it got better governement funding. Kudos to the BBC for showing the rest of the world how good it could be.

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    1. Re:Further Proof... by mspohr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the poor funding of NPR is only part of the problem. The Republicans have packed the board of directors with partisans and are actively interfering in programming decisions. I expect that the PBS will soon be "fair and balanced" just like Fox News.

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    2. Re:Further Proof... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      I do both of those from time to time, though #1 infrequently. #2 pretty common though...

    3. Re:Further Proof... by Cameroon · · Score: 2, Informative

      As an actual employee of PBS, I can say that there might be one or two Republicans floating around here. Just about everyone here is a Democrat or otherwise anti-Republican.

    4. Re:Further Proof... by spauldo · · Score: 1

      When I was stationed in japan, that was the way we (military folk on the base) referred to the U.S. all the time.

      Hell, I still do it, and I've been out of the military a while.

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    5. Re:Further Proof... by corblix · · Score: 1
      Who cares about market share or sales or ratings, ....

      Um ... people who want to get paid?

    6. Re:Further Proof... by mspohr · · Score: 1

      That's why the Republicans feel they need to take "control" of PBS... too many Democrats.

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    7. Re:Further Proof... by alfien31 · · Score: 1

      hmmm. Don't speak to soon...the Beeb is just about to layoff almost 4000 workers and privatise big chunks of the organisation. In fact, BBC TV may be off the air on several days next month due to strikes...

    8. Re:Further Proof... by mr_sas · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that the BBC tech part has already been privatised - Siemans now own BBCs tech department

    9. Re:Further Proof... by isorox · · Score: 2, Informative

      We wont be off air, although I'd expect the daily news (breakfast 1/6/10) to simulcast with News24 for the affected days, and radio 5 to have more phone ins and 4 to have more pre-recorded shows. There's enough non-unionised engineering effort (like myself) to cover.

      Long term however, the biggest problem I see is the R&D move to Manchester. They'll lose a lot of R&D engineers, which would be bad, maybe even fatal for the department. TBH the BBC could pay Murdoch for a studio and aupport to run a news channel, and provide the editors to ensure it's impartial. We don't need the facilities we have to output the news we do output. Sky do it (techincally, not content) better, cheaper and faster.

    10. Re:Further Proof... by isorox · · Score: 1

      So Fox news would be ripe for government funding

    11. Re:Further Proof... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      I refer to this country as "the States" because I've never really felt like I've belonged. I'm an anglophile at heart as well. And... "amongst" is used by those of us who think it sounds better. However, I really am an American. Born here in the 70s and raised here.

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    12. Re:Further Proof... by cyberformer · · Score: 1

      The truth has a liberal bias. But fairness demands that it be balanced with a lie.

    13. Re:Further Proof... by dimension6 · · Score: 1

      I don't think NPR's financial state is too bad...I was a resident artist there (D.C.) last year when they received something like a $100-$200 million donation from the McDonald's heiress, and I remember people talking about how they didn't know what to do with all the money. Maybe they just aren't accustomed to seeing that kind of contribution...

    14. Re:Further Proof... by isorox · · Score: 1

      The World Health Organisation is running America?

  8. PBS next? by Colonel+Panic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Could a commercial broadcaster ever take a step like this?

    Not likely, but what about PBS doing something similar to what the Beeb is doing? There are other non-commecial broadcasting entities around the world which could do similar things.

  9. Extract from the Api by Zangief · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stream getMovie(char* movieName)

    getMovie returns a stream of data, if a movie called movieName exists, null otherwise.

    Stream getAd()

    getAd must be called before every call to getMovie. Otherwise, your computer explodes.

    From time to time, a call to getMovie is forwarded to a call to getAd.

    1. Re:Extract from the Api by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Except getAd() won't work on the BBC, it's all paid by the british licence fee of about £100 a year per household.

    2. Re:Extract from the Api by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must be thinking of RealPlayer ;)

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    3. Re:Extract from the Api by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Funny, but it's worth mentioning that the BBC have no ads on their TV channels, radio stations or website. That's not likely to change since they're funded by the license fee and as such we own them MWAHAHAHAHAHA...

    4. Re:Extract from the Api by azaris · · Score: 1

      Funny, but it's worth mentioning that the BBC have no ads on their TV channels, radio stations or website

      Last time I checked, there were ads on BBC World.

    5. Re:Extract from the Api by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. In that case I hope they follow the precident set by most of their other services in remaining ad free.

    6. Re:Extract from the Api by radish · · Score: 1

      And BBC World isn't paid for from the license, as it's intended for those outside of the UK. Which you can guess from the name.

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    7. Re:Extract from the Api by StonedRat · · Score: 1

      Communism at its best :)

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    8. Re:Extract from the Api by isorox · · Score: 1

      BBC World is funded by adverts, hence we have advert breaks in the program. The content (not all news from N9) is played out to foreign networks who insert their own locla ads. If you didn't have the ads you'd get a 3 minute interlude with music and various infomation pages like "on this day" etc.

      World (theoretically) doesnt get a penny from the license fee. In practice it's hard to see how that works as it's supported as an intergral part of the news facilities in TVC, and sky have complained about sharing resources and cross-subsidy (i.e. World' commercial money pays for UK News output, which is laughable), but that's accountancy for you.

      World radio is funded by the foreign office, as is Monitoring in Caversham. Bits of the the corporation (hidden broadcast facilities etc) are no doubt funded by shady budget lines in the defence department etc.

    9. Re:Extract from the Api by SlightlyOldGuy · · Score: 1

      BBC America has ads, a lot of them. Looks strange to this transplanted Brit.

    10. Re:Extract from the Api by isorox · · Score: 1

      The BBC not only do not advertise, they are not allowed to advertise, and even have to be careful about accidental product placement!

    11. Re:Extract from the Api by pbhj · · Score: 1

      What's that bit they show between programs called again ... yeah, not all trailers are adverts I suppose. But what about the bit before the trailer, you know "buy the latest BBC book by the presenter of the previous show".

      How about programs like Johnathon Ross ... it's just a long advert for hollywood films, stage shows, TV programs, books ... guests go on and plug their latest commercial efforts. It's blatant and benefits the "guests" financially.

      Oh, and does anyone know who gets all the money from BBC magazines, videos, etc.? Does it all go straight back to the license fee bucket or are the magazines sub-contracted to Reed-Elsevier or someone?

    12. Re:Extract from the Api by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Is that supposed to be a serious comment? Or perhaps a troll?

      I'm in a biting mood tonight.

      Wouldn't a communist regime require equal treatment of the workers. So, no £100k execs, but all the workers - down to the toilet cleaners - getting equal.

      If that was the case, I'd be alot happier about paying my license fee. Last I heard, the DirGen gets about £400,000/$750,000 (Greg Dyke got about a half-million just for leaving!) whilst the lowest paid get about £12k/$23k.

      That most certainly is not communism!

    13. Re:Extract from the Api by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

      Ah... not quite true I'm afraid...

      Sadly BBC TV has started to show lots and lots of advertising. Admittedly this is for its own programs but it's being done in the manner of all advertising and it's still really irritating (not on the scale of Sky irritating I'll grant you but still irritating.)

      And yes it is me who complains weekly to the regulator about it :)

      Sorry but if I'm paying for a TV service I expect it to be shown without advertising. If you're advertising at me I'm not going to pay for it.

      That's why Sky subscribers are total morons. They pay fantastic sums of money to watch TV programs which are continually interrupted by mindless advertising. Imbeciles the lot of 'em.

      But hats off to the BBC for once again doing a good thing !

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  10. Wonder if more will follow by /ASCII · · Score: 1

    This is cool. If enough people use this to create cool stuff, and it generates enough publicity, maybe more companies will follow. If not, Grease monkey will let us most of this, but not as easily.

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  11. Automatic slashdot stories by ganhawk · · Score: 4, Funny

    We should use the API's to generate automatic stories on slashdot.
    Ofcourse, generated stories will be rejected if it does not contain certain keywords or dupes. So I propose combining this with Slashdot random story generator

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  12. Hmm by pHatidic · · Score: 2, Interesting
    BBC News wikipedizing proxy

    Doesn't this violate wikipedia's trademark?

    1. Re:Hmm by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Insightful
      BBC News wikipedizing proxy

      Doesn't this violate wikipedia's trademark?

      Well, wiki seems to becoming a verb like google at this rate.

      I see so many wiki-ish links all over the place nowadays it's hard to tell which are actually using wiki, and which are just wiki-like.
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    2. Re:Hmm by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      The WikiWiki concept was created by Ward Cunningham (the very first wiki is here). Also, I doubt the Wikimedia Foundation have actually trademarked "Wikipedia" ...

      </wiki geek>

  13. Coding style... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean that we will have to program in proper English with a stiff upper lip? Will we get a compiler error if we use American slang and/or spelling? As long as we don't have to program in Esperanto...

    1. Re:Coding style... by peterpi · · Score: 3, Funny
      streamer.c:1: error: local time 16:01:43 GMT. Tea break detected. Recompile in 4 minutues 17 seconds
    2. Re:Coding style... by joebutton · · Score: 1

      > Does this mean that we will have to program in > proper English with a stiff upper lip? I think you mean "programme". Bloody Americans.

    3. Re:Coding style... by rjw57 · · Score: 1

      BBC BASIC V used 'COLOUR' to set the current graphics pen colour. English programming languages aren't unknown :).

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  14. Oh the irony... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I do like the comments attached to wikiproxy stating that it underlines links because links are meant to be underlined.

    It's all well and good being standing up for these sorts of things, just so long as you adhere to those standards too.

    Checking out the authors' website shows an abundance of links that are not underlined. Ah, the irony.

    Kicking the BBC is too easy - you really don't come across as all that revolutionary by laughing and pointing at the mistakes they make. So let's give a huge *well done* to those at the BBC who no doubt slayed the dragons and fought tooth and nail to get this out of the door.

    Still, nice way to claim some easy credit in all their hard work. Way to bask in the reflected glory!

  15. OT, but closely related question by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    There have been stories for a while that the BBC are putting all of their stuff online for download (for a price of course). Anyone heard any news on how that is progressing?

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    1. Re:OT, but closely related question by rjw57 · · Score: 1

      You're probably referring to the Creative Archive. There are currently a small number of BFI clips available but eventually the BBC hope to have almost all their back catalogue availavle to download gratis, DRM free, from the UK.

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    2. Re:OT, but closely related question by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Wow! I even recognise one of those clips. "Let's go to Birmingham" I think we were forced to watch it in primary school. But now I live in the US I suppose I'm not really allowed to download it...

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    3. Re:OT, but closely related question by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      I don't argue with religious people over creation, there's nothing that can be proved either way (and we might be living in a simulation anyway...). It's more interesting, IMHO, to go along with the assumption that God created the universe and argue from there. It's fundamental to most religions that the creator of the universe is necessarily good. That seems like a good place to attack.

      (also, what's (4)?)
      If I told you I'd have to kill you.
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  16. Re:PBS next? Never! by jabber01 · · Score: 1

    Could you imagine? We'd have one continuous "pledge-break" to "cover the cost". Unless Microsoft provided an endowment... *gasp!*

    1. Open PBS content
    2. Get Microsoft to pay for it, with the concession that it only work with MS Media Player software.
    3. PROFIT!

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  17. Re:Where's the Monty Pythonizer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously too long. It's expired, it's ceased to be...

  18. OGG/Vorbus by hey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are they using OGG or their own codec?
    (I recall stories about them developing one)

  19. Sexy by oliana · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've always found the BBC sexy. I used to think it was the accent, but I know I know it's a deeper love.

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  20. Want to grab a market by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Be promiscuous. Looks like they're basically planning to take over the news world.

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  21. Re:PBS next? Never! by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think I've seen some shows recieve funding from the "Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation," although that's of course completely different from what you're talking about.

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  22. Re:*Free* by EvanED · · Score: 1

    That's okay, here in the US we have to pay a mandatory license fee to PBS and NPR even if we don't have a machine that can receive the transmissions. Except we call it 'part of our tax'...

  23. Commercial problems... by nordicfrost · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Could a commercial broadcaster ever take a step like this?"

    As one who work in a commercial news website; nope. We offer simple feeds to private non-commercial sites that wants to have out 10 latest news headlines. But other than that, it would be like handing out gold over to the competition. Besies, we want people to visit our site. Not get all the goodies on other sites.

    Now, a state-run actor can do this, because their mraginal loss is approx. zero. We have a state rune broadcaster in Norway and they SUCK. I hate them with a passion, because thei charge the license fee and give us crap back. If there was an option to pay to the BBC and only get BBC programming to my TV, I'd do it in a heartbeat. NRK (the state broadcaster) has so much crap, I don't have the concistence to pay for it. So I don't have a TV.

    BBC is cool. they plan to make most of their archives available for the public free. Here we have out of copyright works DRMed in Windows Media DRM and published for a fee by the film board. How retarded is that? Do you want to see a clip from your state broadcaster produced comedy show that YOU financed through license fees? Cough up 5 dollars pr 1/2 hour, scumbag, and take this Media Player DRMed file.

    God, I hate them. No wonder they fail misreably in the internet sector, even while having the HUGE advantage f bein a state broadcaster.

    1. Re:Commercial problems... by jd · · Score: 1
      We have a state rune broadcaster


      If they're puttin out shows in runic, it's no bloody wonder they're no good.

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  24. Re:*Free* by klubkid79 · · Score: 1

    I only need to be proved to have a 'machine' that can receive the transmissions)

    Luckily the TV licensing authority haven't caught me wearing my tin foil hat yet.

  25. Parent is troll by rokzy · · Score: 3, Funny

    you don't need a license if you don't watch TV. even if you have a TV but only use it for watching videos you're fine.

    plus it's not just a TV license, it's for radio too.

    plus if you were really an "English man" you'd probably realise that it's one word.

    1. Re:Parent is troll by rich_r · · Score: 1
      you don't need a license if you don't watch TV. even if you have a TV but only use it for watching videos you're fine.

      Well, you can try, but the fee is levied on all apparatus capable of receiving tv broadcasts.
      So unless you've removed all the RF stages from both your TV & VCR, you can expect a hefty fine.
      (assuming that you're daft enough to allow the inspectors access to your property...)

      When satellite was still new, this argument was frequently used and repeatedly shot down by the courts.

    2. Re:Parent is troll by rokzy · · Score: 1

      my facts beat your anecdote:

      Do I need a licence?

      -
      If you use a TV or any other device to receive or record TV programmes (for example, a VCR, set-top box, DVD recorder or PC with a broadcast card) - you need a TV Licence. You are required by law to have one.

      http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/information/index.jsp #link1

  26. Wiki by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    It seems that Wikipedia becomes more and more integrated into the web. Regardless of what people say of its non-autoritativeness, it seems it's "good enough" for most. Most of my friends (even non-geek ones) know what "check the wiki" means, and it replaced the usual "google for it" in my vocabulary not long ago.

  27. Re:*Free* by frostw · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mate, move to Australia and suffer the piss poor excuse they have for TV and radio here. You'd never moan again. I did, and I would willingly sell my first born to be able to access BBC content again

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  28. Sure they could... by masterv · · Score: 1

    Could a commercial broadcaster ever take a step like this

    Of course they could, if they could impose a mandatory tax on all owners of television sets, whether or not those people watch their network. It's very easy to give things away when your revenue stream is guaranteed by law.

  29. Re:*Free* by Bungopolis · · Score: 1

    £121 is barely 0.4% of the the average income in the UK, and if you're too poor to pay that without suffering irreparable harm, you probably don't have a TV to begin with, so you don't have to pay a pence. (And if you do, it's probably monochrome, in which case the fee is only £40.50). If you're over 75 years there is no fee, and if you're blind you only pay half. Living in the US, I'd gladly pay three times your license fee to get some decent news coverage!

  30. Re:*Free* by Oxygen99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh do be quiet troll.

    The BBC license fee is one of the best investments you'll ever make. Where else can you be ensured of an impartial independent information channel with consistently high quality output imparted through channels so diverse you probably haven't heard of half of them. I'm sure you'll be ecstatic when the entire gamut of television in the United Kingdom runs from the Celebrity Wrestling to Footballer's Wives. Personally I'd prefer to keep programs such as the Power of Nightmares and The Office while supporting high quality radio and fantastic web services. All for £10, or $20 a month.

    People like you amaze me.

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  31. Appreciation of the BBC by HomeworkJunkie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's only when I see comments on Slashdot (this shows the extent of my reading) that I come to appreciate what the BBC does and what my licence fee pays for. I have always been moaning about being forced to watch EastEnders by my wife, which is a realistic a portrayal of London as Friends is of New York.

    We do get a lot of American programs here and you start to think that the grass is greener. Then you actually watch an American channel and realise that most of the 40 minute program is made up of adverts. I was amazed the first time I saw an American channel. The titles started and then we went straight into an advert break. What!!. Talk about teasing you. You then watch 10 minutes of the actual program, which isn't bad, then you get the next ad break. You finally watch the last part of the program, which doesn't end with the titles but with another ad break. The titles then come after the ad break!?!

    Any hoo. The BBC website is always my first port of call for news, sport etc...; after Slashdot of course ;)

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    1. Re:Appreciation of the BBC by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      I moved to North America last year, from the UK. I would GLADLY pay the licence fee twice over if I could get the UK version of the BBC here.

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  32. What is next after RSS? by ffdixon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While BBC's announcement is still about offering RSS and RDF feeds, and their APIs are not yet available, their effort is in the right direction.

    Do you ever get the feeling that when a site finally puts up an RSS feed, they are saying 'Look, we now have a feed. Have at it folks. That's it on our end. No need to innovate further." In contrast, the BBC is not just giving out more feeds for RSS readers: they are giving components for creating applications.

    I work at Serence, a company that for the last three years has been building a platform for deploying personal dashboards written in XML and JavaScript (http://www.serence.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=751) .

    We've been thinking a lot about this question: what is next after RSS?

    We think the next step beyond RSS is to create more intelligent clients, and we are trying to make it easier for people to do just that. Users want to have more control over their content. The BBC is realizing something that is counter-intuitive to many companies: give users more control over your content and it will increase adoption because each user can customize their awareness to their needs.

    Wow, this may even make the BBC cool again.

    Regards,... Fred

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    1. Re:What is next after RSS? by sgt101 · · Score: 1
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  33. Re:Where's the Monty Pythonizer? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    Crow T. Trollbot

    Don't you mean Crówt, son of Trollbot, son of Thorgard, son of Geernon, son of Erik from Valdalesc, son of Arval Gristlebeard, son of Harken, who killed
    [Error: Bandwidth limit exceeded]

  34. Collaborative Tagging by delete · · Score: 4, Funny

    Interestingly enough, as part of the BBC's new service, they've provided a tagging system (associated with delicious).

    For example, the tags for Malcolm Glazer's takeover of Manchester United football club are currently given as:
    "utd wanker wanker asshat asshat utd beard"

    It's actually a great idea, but perhaps a little more tweaking may be in order.

  35. Re:*Free* by Gleng · · Score: 1

    True. I'm from England, and I lived in Australia for four and a half years. I once opposed the TV license fee.

    I now consider it a bargain.

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  36. The moral dubiousness of coercive TV/radio funding by rolofft · · Score: 1

    The point of the "gunpoint" metaphor is to drive home the essential diffence between civil society and government. The argument is that government ultimately enforces its prerogatives with force, and so voluntary civil solutions may be morally prefered where practicable.

    Some claim that the Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been a homogenizing force, squashing diversity in true grassroots broadcasting. How is it any better for the CPB to use its federal funding to monopolize community broadcasting than for a corporate welfare queen like Archer Daniels Midland to stamp out small farmers?

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  37. Re:*Free* by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

    Let's be clear, you might not be seeing episodes of The Office any time soon via these sorts of initiatives. But this could all be an important step in unlocking the BBC's vast and fascinating archive.

    What I'd like to see is the acknowledge of the wide BBC archive that's already out there, assuming they'd accept that any stuff they offer will appear in a free form at some stage. There's tons of it on p2p. It also raises the possibility of overseas users contributing just a little bit towards our licence fee for access to all this stuff. Wouldn't that be nice, pals? Whatt-o!

  38. commercial stations are already on the band wagon by dopeghost · · Score: 1

    Could a commercial broadcaster ever take a step like this?

    This sounds like the creativearchive in all but name.

    As Channel 4 who put out amazing programs/films/ documentaries .. and probably do more than anyone else to make americans jealous of british tv, are also members then, yes .. expect to see content from them soon.)

    btw .. Channel 4 do have a kind of public charter to appeal to a more alternative/minority audience .. but are self funded through tv adverting etc.

    Would be interesting to see outside of England though.

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  39. Re:*Free* by frostw · · Score: 1

    FYI (and being really picky), pence is plural. Penny is singular.

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  40. I want the Dalek controller... by DrCode · · Score: 1

    target = find_target();
    if (target)
    Dalek_exterminate(target);

  41. is there an api... by KillShill · · Score: 1

    for reporting the truth?

    lying to start a war ought not to be a misdemeanor.

    in most civilized cultures, that's high treason.

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  42. Sorry, but that is just plain wrong. by pbhj · · Score: 1

    >>>"why the quality of everything the BBC produces is of the highest caliber"

    Now, I watch my share of telly including a lot of American shows, Friends, ER, Simpsons, StarTrek.

    We get some good stuff from the BBC. But a lot of guff too.

    Why-o-why did the BBC have to pay millions, for example, to get a sports show (Saturday night footie) when the same footie was already on TV on a commercial station.

    Tell me how that sparks creativity - other than some £10 million footballer having to find creative ways to spend his oodles of cash??

    BBC have some good points. But they often seem to think they are a commercial station - the management must be getting paid too much!

    1. Re:Sorry, but that is just plain wrong. by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the Beeb has it's problems. But compared to the crapfest we have here on 500 channels that we have to pay much higher rates for, you lot have it really good. As it is I pay nearly $600 a year ( I think that's around £275-300 a year) for what works out in reality to be 67 channels (DirecTV "Plus" package). Out of those 67, the local channels are not included unless I want to pay another $72 a year. The other thing is that they make the claim that you get all these channels when most of them are special pay-per-view channels that charge between $2.50 and $11.00 for ablock of programming that ranges from two to four hours. The digital music channels aren't terribly good either and they take up a good 30-40 channel slots our of the total of "500 channels".

      But beyond the monetary side of things, the quality of the programming and the genres in America are awful. On the one hand we have the ever ubiquitous "reality TV" which is usually much more gratiuitously cheap and tawdry than some of the British reality shows. I get much more of a kick out of watching "Faking It" or Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Disasters than I do the ridiculous Survivor or Bachelor shite we're stuck with. I also love the mystery genre. There are no American mysteries that can compete with Murder in Mind, Wire in the Blood, Waking the Dead or even Jonathon Creek. Our CSI series is a little to heavy on the ass kicking and soap opera angles to appeal to me. Although I will say I didn't like Red Cap much. It seemed a little too American in a way.

      I know it's all subjective and many of the shows I like from the U.K. probably produce many of the same complaints there that I have of many of our shows. I honestly haven't watched American network TV since about 2002, it's that bad. That's why I don't pay that extra $6.00 a month for local/network stations. The other thing is that British programs have much more educated references than American shows. Any time I have caught a glimpse of our latest network travesties, all I've seen are people making fools of themselves for money on the reality programs. That seems to be VERY popular at the moment. Very few people in America would get subtle cultural references in the way that Brits do, so our programs have to be dumbed down. It's annoying and embarassing. Of course, with all of that said, it's also "just television". Now, I'm off to see if I can dig up "Round the Horne" radio clips... :)

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    2. Re:Sorry, but that is just plain wrong. by bears · · Score: 2, Informative

      Round the Horne?

      Sir requires http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbc7. Wednesdays.

    3. Re:Sorry, but that is just plain wrong. by elvum · · Score: 1

      Why-o-why did the BBC have to pay millions, for example, to get a sports show (Saturday night footie) when the same footie was already on TV on a commercial station.

      Because of a small but significant number of licence-fee payers who are interested in football and would feel hard-done-by if the BBC didn't cover their sport.

  43. Ho ho ho by pbhj · · Score: 1

    That's it, there is no other bit!

  44. Re:*Free* by EvanED · · Score: 1

    I wasn't complaining...

  45. BBC website is excellent by tzijlstra · · Score: 1

    The BBC website in terms of content and contentmanagement already is one of the best sites on the internet as it is. This move will make it even better. I know a lot of Brits always agitate against the BBC, but being a neutral Dutchy married to an English wife I can say that BBC are absolutely ace compared to their 'competitors'

  46. Re:*Free* by Jamu · · Score: 1

    The cheapest TV you can possibly buy will be colour (Simple economics of mass production). The average income in the UK is around £30k, so £121 is about 0.4% of the average income.

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  47. Re:*Free* by Bungopolis · · Score: 1
    The cheapest TV you can possibly buy will be colour (Simple economics of mass production).
    Point taken (although I bet you could find an old monochrome one at a car-boot sale for less.)
    The average income in the UK is around £30k, so £121 is about 0.4% of the average income.
    ... what I said.
  48. What is wrong with them wanting con by CarpetShark · · Score: 1
    What is wrong with them wanting control over their content and content distribution system? All they are saying is play with it but so will we.
    Not exactly. It's fairly natural to want to defend this, but you have to look at it from all sides. They're giving you components to make stuff with, but then saying that, no matter what you build or how important it is, we may simply change our minds at any time, ruining everything you've done.

    It may seem like their perogative to do so, but the BBC is a public service organisation, and they are supposed to be working for the good of society, just like, in fact, all organisations should be.

    The problem is that they have contributed to society, but in a way that makes society more dependant on them. It's basically the difference between giving someone Free Software, or giving them a free trial that may popup a dialogue asking for unreachable fees any day now in order to continue working.

    Now, as for them wanting to continuing playing with their stuff... that is a simple matter of releasing beta APIs that are subject to change, the way all software is. There's no need for such sweeping disclaimers to cover that. In most cases, it would be easy and natural to leave the old APIs, at least for a useful amount of time, when moving on to a new and better one.

    Don't get me wrong, I think the BBC are pretty great, and this is a bold move which I really respect and admire, but a few more guarantees would make it much more useful and reliable.

  49. no, it's a licence by fantomas · · Score: 1

    No, it's a licence (that's why it's called a licence) to receive broadcasts, that's a large funding stream for the BBC here (IMHO much preferable to having perfectly good programmes broken up every few minutes with inane advertising). You can own a TV in the UK without a TV licence. It's possible to argue that you only use your TV as a video / DVD monitor, I know some people who have successfully argued it - in at least one case legitimately (video editing suite). So it's not a compulsory tax.

    1. Re:no, it's a licence by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      No, it's a licence (that's why it's called a licence)

      Why does everyone seem to think that "licence" and "tax" are mutually exclusive terms? Sure, it's a licence, but it seems reasonable to me to call it a tax also.

      I know some people who have successfully argued it - in at least one case legitimately (video editing suite). So it's not a compulsory tax.

      Plenty of taxes aren't paid by everyone - however, it's compulsory if you meet the criteria for having to pay it, and so is just like any other tax.

  50. Re:commercial stations are already on the band wag by nagora · · Score: 1
    but are self funded through tv adverting etc.

    Actually, they do get a share of the TV licence.

    Would be interesting to see outside of England though.

    It's available in all parts of Britain, not just England.

    TWW

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  51. Re:commercial stations are already on the band wag by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

    but are self funded through tv adverting etc.

    Actually, they do get a share of the TV licence.


    Umm, no C4 don't get any money from the license fee. While they're a public organization like the BBC and unlike ITV and C5, they have to survive solely on commercial revenue.

    This wasn't always the case however - in the past C4 was subsidized by ITV - if C4 made losses then the ITV companies would make up for the losses, but that link was severed several years ago. But at no time did C4 ever recieve license fee money.

    This might change in the future though - with the current charter review, the government are looking at giving the commercial broadcasters some of the licence fee money to make public service programmes.

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  52. Re:BBC vs Commercial by hairykrishna · · Score: 1
    Ok. Fair enough, have a pop at the licence fee, personally I'm happy to pay to recieve quality TV but it should prehaps be a choice. On the other hand:"propaganda masquerading as news"?

    Come on! BBC news is excellent. Name me a better news provider.

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  53. Ads on the BBC by Stone+Pony · · Score: 1
    "what about the bit before the trailer, you know "buy the latest BBC book by the presenter of the previous show"

    This was an issue several years ago, with commercial magazine publishers complaining that the BBC was effectively advertising the Radio Times on its TV channels in opposition to the publishers' own listings mags (RT is a BBC-published listings magazine. As its name suggests, it pre-dates television; and for many years it was virtually the only listings magazine available in the UK).

    These and other similar complaints are the reason that when an ad for RT appears nowadays, the words: "other listings magazines (or "cookery books", or whatever as appropriate) are also available" appear in tiny letters at the bottom of the screen.

    Oh, and revenues from the BBC's commercial activities do go back into funding production, I believe.

    And Jonathan Ross's show is an arse-licking extravaganza, which is a shame because Ross himself can be a funny and edgy presenter and he also hosts an excellent film review show in which he is regularly a great deal less flattering about some of the very same films whose stars he fawns over on his talk show.

    Also, like several other shows which mine the same seam, his non-Hollywood guests are drawn from a very small pool. So you can pretty much guarantee that e.g. Johnny Vegas, Eddie Izzard, Peter Kay and Ricky Gervais are all going to get the gig at least once per series. Nothing against any of those guys, but they might as well come on wearing tee-shirts emblazoned "New Comedy Establishment" on the front and "Friend of Jonathan" on the back.

    1. Re:Ads on the BBC by isorox · · Score: 1

      Yes, BBC Magazines, DVDs etc are sold by BBC Worldwide, a wholey owned company. All profits from Worldwide go back to subsidising normal BBC output (to the tune of several hundered million IIRC)

  54. Re:BBC vs Commercial by bheer · · Score: 1

    How is this a troll? The ~$20/month is a fact, as any UK resident can point out. As for the propaganda, the BBC's idea of 'diversity of opinion' is limited to the liberal London set. And if you believe they don't have their own agenda, you're dreaming.

  55. Re:BBC vs Commercial by bheer · · Score: 1

    I don't have a problem with their _news_. However, when the _personal_ liberal slant of their presenters (unsuprising when you consider they come almost uniformly from the London liberal set) seeps into their news presentation, I do have a problem. Google 'BBC Bias' for several interesting examples.

    I'm sure there are people who'd spring to the Beeb's defense with lots of "j00 sUck"-type comments, however, I do know several people who ask why they should continue funding an allegedly public service that unfailingly mixes opinion into its news** to promote a particular ideology.

    ** Note that perhaps all media is guilty of this these days: from the NYT to Fox News. The difference is, you *choose* to fund NYT/Fox by reading the NYT or watching Fox. OTOH you are _forced_ to fund the Beeb.

  56. *sigh* by moon-monster · · Score: 1

    If only they'd launched this a couple of months ago, then I wouldn't have had to spend so much time mangling the html the old-fashioned way. ;-)

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  57. A bit of confusion there by macdo10 · · Score: 1
    Let's clear up some things.
    The Beeb can be divided into three parts.

    1) The BBC home service, paid for by the license fee. This aims to give independant quality broadcasting to the public in the UK - and only there. See also http://www.bbc.co.uk/info/running/ and http://www.bbc.co.uk/info/licencefee/ It is based in Broadcasting House.

    2) The BBC World Service is a free, separate organisation that broadcasts to the rest of the world (theoretically not - as far as I remember - to the UK). It has its own news organisation and was previously based in Bush House, although it has recently moved. It is funded only by government grant, not licensing fees.

    3) The commercial branch of the BBC is self-supporting. They make shows and sell them, and have various other activities.

    (I'm afraid I can't point out links to everything in this comment, most of it coming from family members who worked in the BBC)

    macdo10

  58. Re:Where's the Monty Pythonizer? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
    Don't you mean Crówt, son of Trollbot, son of Thorgard, son of Geernon, son of Erik from Valdalesc, son of Arval Gristlebeard, son of Harken, who killed

    No, he means Crowt von Trollbotsthorgardergeernonvanerikzuvaldalescsberga rvalgemachtgristlebeerdeharkennen of Ulm.

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  59. Re:Where's the Monty Pythonizer? by ynohoo · · Score: 1

    sadly it was only avaiable for Win 3.1 :(
    It came with the "Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time" game CD. Damn that was cool!

  60. Re:BBC vs Commercial by slasar · · Score: 1

    Anyone who claims that ANY TV news is excellent is a very sad little boy who needs to get out more and see the world!

    Television will ALWAYS provide a biased viewpoint and the bbc are no different to any other. The bbc are a reflection of the inbreeding English vermin that have evolved in a country of nepotism, cronyism, snobbery and sticky family networks, where so many locations mirror that of the trailer trash in the American Midwest.

    The UK is seriously hidden from the truth in current affairs, where the fuck is the coverage of Saddam? And recently I saw an article discussing North Korea planning an underground nuclear test, where the beeb slap a picture of a military ballistic missile on the page. This suggests to the viewer the country is planning a military strike and is blatant propaganda, shame on the bbc for this act of terror! The firm are scum.

    Come June/July Iran will be invaded and Bah Bah Blair will commit further troops to the Illuminati war program, and the bbc will have laid the groundwork for him.

    The Internet is one of the few ways to explore the truth, I suggest you learn how to use it krishna!

  61. Re:commercial stations are already on the band wag by nagora · · Score: 1
    Umm, no C4 don't get any money from the license fee.

    Sorry, you're right. C4 asked for license fee funding in November and I thought they'd got it. Apparently no decision has been taken.

    TWW

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  62. Re:*Free* by welshwaterloo · · Score: 1

    uknova.com is your friend.. :)