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Time Warner to Spin Off AOL?

image77 writes "The Washington Post is reporting that Time Warner is considering spinning AOL into a separate company via an IPO. You might recall that AOL bought Time Warner for over $100 Billion in 2001, and then went on to lose almost that much in 2002."

164 comments

  1. FP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    FP

  2. first? by Zencyde · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    first to comment :D aol sucks XD

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  3. Aol is dying by guildsolutions · · Score: 4, Interesting

    AOL is a dying system. It was first used as a dial up connection with an interesting GUI. this is no longer what the end user wants. They still focus on dial up, versus the exploading broadband arena. IMO this is one of the first steps to its grave. Seperation of the company who's more or less holding it afloat.

    AOL? Hahaha you use AOL? damn dude.... I feel sorry for ya.

    1. Re:Aol is dying by DownTownMT · · Score: 3, Insightful
      They still focus on dial up, versus the exploading broadband arena.

      Actually, they are pushing AOL for broadband. But the thing is, why pay an aditional $14.95 when you already have to pay about $30 a month just for the cable modem service.

      They were great in the mid to late 90's when the only way to get on-line was through a modem. Hell even i used them up until about 3 years ago when cable became avaliable in my area. But the reality is that the company is on its way out, its just a matter of when.

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    2. Re:Aol is dying by ThePromenader · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ... I agree. AOL has by far outlasted its beginnings, and this only because of the "first web generation" (cough) educated to its (double cough) teachings (flashing gif, banner banner. Please click where you normally shouldn't have to click to continue so that you can look at this nice ad first).

      In today's market world, when a company (holding) wants to rid itself of its less profitable ventures, it must first isolate it and make it independant from its "parent" inter-financial network. If someone is gaff enough to take the (dangling) bait, great, but if not, it becomes an investment apart, becomes less (investor) interesting, wilts and dies.

      We've seen this story countless times over the past few decades, with only the logo that changes.

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    3. Re:Aol is dying by kd5ujz · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you dont get jello on your sandwich. Or something like that.

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    4. Re:Aol is dying by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      AOL has always been the lamer service for computer morons

      AOL's gravestone: "They made every month September on Usenet."

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    5. Re:Aol is dying by MasterSLATE · · Score: 1

      can you exlain that one please?

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    6. Re:Aol is dying by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      They still focus on dial up, versus the exploading broadband arena.

      That may be the case in the US, but here in the UK they're very much pushing broadband. Just look at their home page. For what it's worth, the prices quoted are competitive with other broadband services.

    7. Re:Aol is dying by bcmm · · Score: 1

      You are forgetting that the end user is most likely stupid. They don't know what bandwidth is, but they like the GUI.

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    8. Re:Aol is dying by Kirkoff · · Score: 2, Informative

      Back a long time ago, September was when new students would log on to usenet for the first time and it took a long time to get them to post productively. Once AOL got on usenet, there was a constant influx of new people. (Plus whatever you want to say about AOL users)

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    9. Re:Aol is dying by volsung · · Score: 1

      Specifically, September 1993: The September That Never Ended

    10. Re:Aol is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you Kevin (Subliminal Man) Nealon or some(hot sex)thing?

    11. Re:Aol is dying by N1KO · · Score: 1

      I'm sure most users are more interested in improving page load times than getting a nice GUI.

    12. Re:Aol is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Actually, they are pushing AOL for broadband.
      wrong, they are reselling others' broadband they are not opening new markets to bb nor are they providing their own bb.

      > They were great in the mid to late 90's (etc)
      No, they still sucked then, they were even worse, as they would do things like leave the circut open even after the user hung up charging per minute/hour.

      I never used AOL, never had to..they had compuserv, prodigy both were preffereable (as shitty as they were). If you ever used AOL, you suck and always will suck,

    13. Re:Aol is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you suck and always will suck But you swallow

    14. Re:Aol is dying by EggyToast · · Score: 2
      That's because BT owns all of the lines so the rates end up rather similar. Broadband is priced quite differently in the US, so people would need to get broadband and then AOL on top of it, resulting in even more money.

      The price difference between $23 and $10 for dialup may not be that big of a deal to some people (they might like the features of AOL, for instance), but paying $60 instead of $45 when you just want a fast connection?

      Still, it would be quite ironic if AOL has to move to the UK in order to stick around as a company. They're likely to keep the name, I'm sure.

    15. Re:Aol is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the uk sucks as much as AOL, so it's no wonder.

    16. Re:Aol is dying by FLEB · · Score: 1

      I could see AOL playing out like the old Packard Bell name, with someone buying AOL primarily for the name, then withering or reselling the original company's guts and trading some new product line on the goodwill of the old name.

      Maybe not now, but it could be a possibility if AOL slides further into irrelevance.

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    17. Re:Aol is dying by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Even if it's not more, the key is having enough people, which I imagine there may be, what with the email-only grandparents, the think-of-the-children moms, the what's-this-on-button-do people, and the large and profitable sector of people who do something else with their lives and can't be bothered to learn more than is necessary.

      Add a name that's well known (for better or worse) for any-idiot-can GUIs, and there might still be some life left in AOL's ooh-shiny way of working, if they can get their targeting pegged right.

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    18. Re:Aol is dying by hawk · · Score: 1

      Also, there were dire warnings of "the imminent death of the usenet."

      It *did* happen. Most of the newsgroups ended up as smoking wreckage. In a few, many people reported abuse, adds, clueless aolers, and the like, and exist as productive forums to this day.

      hawk

  4. If the new company still... by TWX · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...stays under the control of Time Warner but ends up going off and doing it's own thing then they should name it "AWOL"...

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    1. Re:If the new company still... by eobanb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One of the reasons that Time Warner wants to spin off AOL (basically get rid of them) is that AOL is one of the stupidest companies I've ever known.
      Virtually all of AOL's assets, except for the wildly popular AIM, are worthless: their flagship subscription dialup service was killed by broadband (and a lot of people get broadband from Time Warner...). Netscape was killed by IE and now, Firefox (which came from Netscape's source...). Nullsoft's WinAmp was killed by iTunes, and meanwhile, AOL partners with Apple on iTunes. AIM is pretty much all that's keeping them going, and even that is being threatened (only on the horizon so far, but coming up fast) by XMPP. AIM (with IM, email, weather, news, games, and downloads) is essentially what AOL once was, but it's just all ad-supported now. When AIM goes down the tubes, replaced by Jabber, text-messaging, and h.264 video calling, America Online will be completely dead.
      TW understands this. They want to get rid of the liability that's AOL as soon as possible.

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    2. Re:If the new company still... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Winamp will continue to be a better player than iTunes until they figure out how to literally halve the footprint both memory-wise and graphically. Also, when iTunes starts to play video, it'll start to be a more viable player for my purposes.

    3. Re:If the new company still... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Don't look now but itunes already plays video.

    4. Re:If the new company still... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1


      AOL still has more than 20 million paying members...

    5. Re:If the new company still... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cant speak for everyone else, but I despise iTunes. I cant stand the interface. Winamp is far superior to iTunes.

    6. Re:If the new company still... by dwntwnboi · · Score: 2, Informative

      fyi, firefox does not come from netscape source. they are both based on code from the mozilla foundation's code which develops (netscape switched from their code base to mozilla code base when they bought mozilla few years ago). this is reflected in that every release of netscape is the previous release version of mozilla. firefox is just a streamlined web browser derived from mozilla as well, but it is an independant project not under the pervue of time-warner.

      as for winamp, netscape, and mozilla, they were all independant corporations at one point that time warner bought up to try to keep aol afloat. at least they got mozilla and winamp, which properly developed, could be even better than they are now, especially if not hindered byt the stigma and limited usership of aol and it's proprietary nature.

      aim is their only original service, but that might not even be true.

      winam

    7. Re:If the new company still... by aaronl · · Score: 1

      A few points:

      Lots of people still pay AOL, even if they have broadband. They also think Comcast has a different Internet than AOL or TimeWarner.

      WinAmp wasn't killed, especially not by iTunes. The people who like WinAmp tend to despise iTunes as a bloated and annoying piece of crap, and only get for running the uninstall program with.

      AIM is threatened by MSN and Yahoo. Nobody really started to use Jabber for some reason, and XMPP doesn't really exist yet. Also, sending messages on your cell phone sucks.

      TW probably wants to get rid of AOL because their business model is terrible, and they hemorrhage cash. They should've known that when they bought them in the first place! AOL drops so much money on their terrible advertising, and then irritates the people who actually pay them at every move in the client software.

      I'm somewhat surprised TW's investors didn't throw a fit and start a series of lawsuits.

  5. Not doing too bad by biglig2 · · Score: 1

    I mean, if it cost 100 billion, getting $9.99 isn't so bad...

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  6. About time, too - by Toby+The+Economist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    AOL buying TW was the greatest travesty of the dot com boom.

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    1. Re:About time, too - by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Informative
      AOL screwing over Justin Frankel
      (of Winamp, Gnutella, & WASTE fame)
      was a bigger travesty.

      The man was pure gold and the software he touched became golden too

      So what did AOL do? They put him on such a short leash that he quit.

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    2. Re:About time, too - by Ravenrage · · Score: 0, Troll

      What is it with you ppl aol could never have bought time warner....it was a freaking merger

    3. Re:About time, too - by HiThere · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Technically, it was an acquisition. In practice it was a merger...that is now unmerging.

      In some ways it's similar to HP's purchase of Compaq, where Compaq management ended up running HP into the ground (after running Compaq into the ground).

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    4. Re:About time, too - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever, the guy made a shitload of money and didn't have to do anything to help AOL/TW. If AOL didn't buy WinAmp, he'd probably be coding Java database apps somewhere. Why should we feel sorry for him?

    5. Re:About time, too - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you slightly overestimate the value of a free audio player.

      ICQ may have been a better example.

    6. Re:About time, too - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take offense to your claim, as a former Compaq employee. Compaq management was systematically purged from the HP ranks. Both were on their way to Commodity Hell, though Compaq more than HP.

      Fiorina, as unpopular as she is, at least tried to do something about it (though she failed). There was no future in PC's (Dell owned it), there was no future in printer cartridges (Dell was going to own it). The only option was to diversify into higher margin businesses - something Fiorina tried to do but failed.

    7. Re:About time, too - by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Informative

      Justin has some money tucked away for retirement, but he's far from rich. He was paid in dot-com boom shares, and after the bust his shares were worthless like the rest of us. During that time you take some losses and some gains and just hope you come out ahead. I had fewer shares than most people of that time and I came out ahead of people who had a lot more shares.

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    8. Re:About time, too - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's still far better off than the 20 other guys who wrote a MP3 player at the same time.

    9. Re:About time, too - by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I remember trying to talk him into making it Linux-only. Good thing Justin didn't listen to me. Otherwise he would have gone into obscurity like those other 20 guys.

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    10. Re:About time, too - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree - I can remember the flash bulbs flashing at the news conference announcing the merger of "two powerhouses (AOL AND TW)that every investor should have as a long-term core holding in their portfolio". One talking head even went on to say that people should just "buy and hold on forever - pass it on to your grandkids". A few months after that, I called AOL to cancel my subscription because of endless amounts of busy signals every night and the fellow on the other end stated, "You know, 78% of AOL customers that leave eventually come back." I then stated to him, "I won't be one of them." Sure enough, the stock started to tank and there were massive layoffs a few months later. Wonder if Mr phone person still feels the way about AOL.
      After following the stock market for many years, I have come to one conclusion - mergers of two massive companies do not enrich anyone except the finance companies doing the merger paperwork and a few people at the top of each company who make big bucks because of the stock options and pay increases they get after getting "more responsibility" while the average Joe gets a white-hot poker up the rear end. Good riddance AOL - The only thing I did wrong was not sell short AOL after that phone call with the rep - I would have made a fortune on put options.

    11. Re:About time, too - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      compaq systems blew donkey dick

    12. Re:About time, too - by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, I was merely an outsider, and an end-user ... so you may be right about the details, but from my perspective HP hit the skids soon after the merger with Compaq, and hasn't turned things around YET.

      Perhaps I believed the wrong reason. The effec on quality was my one real observable. (I'm quite ready to believe that ANY news media article is so slanted it's just wrong.)

      What I noticed for certain (based, I admit, on only a few measured data points) was that HP has become progressively less desireable every purchase I've made from them since then until now I'll pay more to avoid using HP.

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  7. Market actually working? by TimmyDee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Normally I'm skeptical of the market correcting the mistakes it makes, but this appears to be a case that might prove me wrong. The AOL-Time Warner merger sounded like a good idea on paper, but the two companies were already large enough that integrating their services and products was probably too great a hurdle, especially considering the time-frame under which it took place.

    Either that or the combined company was horribly mismanaged.

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    1. Re:Market actually working? by VON-MAN · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "integrating their services and products was probably too great a hurdle"

      "Either that or the combined company was horribly mismanaged"

      Yes, both. Altough it could have been a marriage made in heaven!
      At this moment in time, big media and the internet do not mix easily for obvious reasons. When AOL made the merger with Time-Warner, AOL was hoping for a huge big load of content and Time-Warner was hoping for the mother of distribution channels. But as we all know, up till now there has not been a definite solution for online content distribution. At least, i have not seen it yet. So AOL and Time-Warner never had a chance to "consumate" the marriage. This split doesn't supprise me at all.

    2. Re:Market actually working? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time Warner has never been a very profitable concern. The main reason they are still in business is because they have a mega-merger every few years and that buys them time on wall street while they bullshit about developing Synergies and so on. AOL was just contining that pattern.

      Don't be suprised to see other TW properties being sold off in the next few years.

    3. Re:Market actually working? by fm6 · · Score: 1
      What does "integrating services" have to do with anything? Time-Warner didn't merge with AOL just to get bigger. They're a media company, and there was an important growing medium that they needed to grow into, quickly: the Internet. One way to do this is to merge with an Internet company.

      As it happened the merger was a disaster. But that wasn't because the idea of merging with an Internet company was bad. It was because the Internet company Time Warner chose to merge with was an overvalued and mismanaged turkey.

    4. Re:Market actually working? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The market always corrects mistakes. TW is just doign the smart thing so they don't get corrected along with AOL. :)

  8. Alright... by suitepotato · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...who didn't see this coming?

    And how will AOL afford all the mail clogging CDs without siphoning off funds from Time Warner?

    AOL is being pushed back out the door to live on its own (like a middle-aged chronically unemployed geek being kicked out by mom finally). Oracle is still living under Darth Ellison. Netscape is using Microsoft's engine as an option (in an amazing display of tacit acknowledgement of defeat) even as Firefox continues to batter MSIE market share. If only they'd gotten together years ago...

    "You've got queries!"

    Oh well.

    At least they've still got legions of lusers to rely on... until they finally close their checking accounts to keep AOL from charging them for service they cancelled in writing six times over the course of a year.

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    1. Re:Alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even AOL's new AIM Mail launch is failing. most are happy with yahoo, shinyfeet and gmail.
      i thought that time warner bought aol, not the other way around, and this slashdot article reads strange

    2. Re:Alright... by sabernar · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't mark this guy Insightful. AOL is actually a big money maker for Time-Warner. Take a look at the numbers. Just because they don't make as much as they used to, they're still in the black. They actually make a lot of money, and they don't have to "siphon" funds from the parent company.

      Do your researching before spouting lies and half-truths.

    3. Re:Alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's the writing on the wall dude, 5 years from now AOL will be pissing red ink all over, 10 years from now there will be no AOL

      better they go down a single ship than drag down the whole fleet with them

    4. Re:Alright... by jez9999 · · Score: 2, Funny

      AOL is being pushed back out the door to live on its own (like a middle-aged chronically unemployed geek being kicked out by mom finally).

      I love it when you use analogies that we can understand.

    5. Re:Alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And how will AOL afford all the mail clogging CDs"

      The IPO will be accomplished by bundling one share of stock with each CD. W00t! By this time next year I'll have 365 shares... just like everyone else.

    6. Re:Alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Netscape is using Microsoft's engine as an option (in an amazing display of tacit acknowledgement of defeat) even as Firefox continues to batter MSIE market share.

      So what? It is gaining in MSIE market share (what's it up to 10% now?) woooo for Firefox... 10% of the market of users with 99% of the market of webdesign which is centered around IE.

      When Firefox can render pages that were intended for IE correctly then it will work fine. Until then, for as standardized as it is, it will be "broken".

      Being that Netscape is aimed at users who are not exactly "mainstream" it's a good plan to have it render as IE does.

    7. Re:Alright... by rcamera · · Score: 1

      please point me to 'the numbers'... the word on wall st is that aol is the big money LOSER for twx...

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    8. Re:Alright... by Valar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The numbers
      Check note 7.

      In summary: Last quarter, AOL made 324 million dollars in operating income last quarter. That's only 18% of TW's 1,779 million operating income.

    9. Re:Alright... by company+nuncio · · Score: 1

      324 million per quarter, 1.3 billion dollars per year net to the company, not 'siphoned off'.

      AOL's got huge problems, but making cash isn't one of them. The trick with cash cow is milking them til they fall over.

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  9. asdf by Demoknight · · Score: 2, Interesting

    who needs AOL anymore?
    thought AOL got the better end of the merger deal because they picked up TW's content?... content is king and always will be... why do you think bit torrent is the most popular thing on the net right now? its the only way we're able to get the content we want.

  10. *confuzzled* by JamesTRexx · · Score: 3, Interesting

    AOL bought Time Warner, and now Time Warner decides to spin off AOL? Who's the boss of whom here?

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    1. Re:*confuzzled* by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      AOL/timewarner i belive changed their name to just Time-warner last year or the year before .

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    2. Re:*confuzzled* by nanojath · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I imagine when it came down to business, the components and leaders capable of making (or avoiding losing, as the case might be) the most money ended up running the show.

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    3. Re:*confuzzled* by kfg · · Score: 1

      Go ahead, you try to buy Ted Turner and keep him bought.

      KFG

  11. What's next? by VON-MAN · · Score: 4, Funny

    AOL to spin off CompuServe?

  12. It was just a .com trying to legitimize.... by PornMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The AOL purchase of Time Warner was just a way for AOL to try to use its share price to turn into something lasting. They knew at the time that their business was heading towards obsolescence. This was rather inevitable.

    1. Re:It was just a .com trying to legitimize.... by sourabhkothari · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it was not a matter of getting legitimate but how a corporation needs to change with time. innovation is the key for a company. either you change the world or the world changes you. aol didn't do it and paid for it.

  13. Time Warner was getting sick of AOL by jZnat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time Warner later mentioned that they were sick of their employees spending all day chatting on AIM and claiming they were "beta testing" the next release.

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    1. Re:Time Warner was getting sick of AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in response to your .sig:
      I am told that my mother in law is a woman and she has a remarkable ability to block "pop ups" all you have to do is mention her name and nothing will be poping up for a while.

  14. Technically.... by fm6 · · Score: 5, Informative
    AOL did indeed buy Time-Warner, but it was really a merger. At the time, nobody realized (that they'll admit) how inflated AOL stock was, so it seemed to make sense to structure the merger as acquisition. That allowed them to pay for the merger simply by giving AOL stock to Time-Warner shareholders and renaming AOL as "AOL-Time-Warner".

    "AOL bought Time-Warner", while technically correct, is pretty misleading, since Time-Warner management initially had an equal role in the combined company. And "equal" soon changed to "dominant" as it become more and the AOL part would never lived up to initial expectations, and shareholders granted more and more authority to the Time-Warner part.

    1. Re:Technically.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In what parallel universe did people not know that AOL, and every other dot bomb, had an overinflated stock? I am going to assume that every reasonably-intelligent person knew that AOL was overvalued, and the only question in everyone's mind at the time was how much money am I going to make before this ship sinks.

      At the time I stated on more than one occasion that Time-Warner was making an incredibly stupid gambit in assuming that merging with AOL would pay off. They felt that the stock bump from being attached to an "Internet company" would be worthwhile.

      Admittedly there were people on Slashdot whose only concern was that AOL-Time-Warner would co-opt the Internet or something equally retarded. I wouldn't place them in the category of reasonably-intelligent people.

      I think what surprised the Time-Warner management wasn't that AOL wasn't a stellar asset, but just how much of a liability they were. They all expected an opportunity to profit off of being an Internet company, but just how much money AOL was losing and how quickly it was losing it caught them off guard. They had been looking for a get-rich-quick scheme and found a lead weight.

      What's really impressive about AOL is the amount of time they've been willing to lose money on projects: Winamp, Mozilla, AIM, AOL Server, and national POTS banks. They really stay at things despite never seeing any return from them.

  15. Price Competition by datadriven · · Score: 0, Redundant

    AOL is still overpriced for dial up. If they want to remain afloat they'll need to lower their prices to compete with Netzero, Netscape, et. al.

    1. Re:Price Competition by Penguinoflight · · Score: 3, Informative

      Their effort to compete with NetZero is accomplished with their own Netscape dialup service. It might still be a good idea to lower the mainline AOL prices to be in better competition with other dialup providers.

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  16. This is like chicken livers... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 4, Funny
    wrapped in half-raw bacon. Followed by a 12-pack of beer. Followed by a ride on the Tilt-a-Whirl.

    You just know it's all coming back up.

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  17. Say it ain't true by inkswamp · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You mean, merging already massive and powerful corporations into mammoth mega-corporations might not be such a good idea after all? You mean, nonstop, mindless growth in business might not be inherently good? You mean consolidating more and more power into fewer and fewer hands might not make the world a better place?

    Gees, I must be some kind of genius because I've been saying that for years.

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    1. Re:Say it ain't true by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Yes, but where were you right before FedEx decided to buy Kinko's?

      Kierthos

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    2. Re:Say it ain't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me about when Walmart dies moron.

    3. Re:Say it ain't true by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      Yes, but where were you right before FedEx decided to buy Kinko's?

      Best thing that happened to my neighborhood. There are T-Mobile hotspots in all the Kinko's. And now they're in all the FedExes. But Caribou Coffee is hooked up with SBC. But with the T-Mobile in the FedExes my computer can smell the wireless signal from the FedEx across the street when I'm at Caribou.

      Except at 4:30, when the mail truck parks between the two, and I lose all signal for 12 minutes.

      I'm starting to think my life is too predictable.

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    4. Re:Say it ain't true by loraksus · · Score: 1

      I think you could argue that Fedex and Kinkos weren't stagnant. It isn't as though TW or AOL were centers of innovation near the time of the merger.

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    5. Re:Say it ain't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be saying that, but the AOL-Time-Warner merger certainly doesn't support it. There has been no "nonstop mindless growth;" AOL is a brick.

      I assure you, you're not a genius.

    6. Re:Say it ain't true by inkswamp · · Score: 1
      I didn't say a company had to die to prove what I'm saying. I was talking about mindless growth, growth that takes place for no apparent reason other than making some company bigger and more powerful. Look at today's headlines about WalMart since that's the example you brought up.

      "Target thrives; Wal-Mart wobbles"

      "Wal-Mart Quits Online DVD Biz"

      So I reiterate: gees, maybe mindless growth... yadda yadda....

      Perhaps instead of spending time online slinging around insults, you should try reading the news some time.

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    7. Re:Say it ain't true by inkswamp · · Score: 1
      You might be saying that, but the AOL-Time-Warner merger certainly doesn't support it. There has been no "nonstop mindless growth;" AOL is a brick.

      Yeah, but what I meant was that companies run out of ideas about what they can do and turn to mergers just to get bigger and more powerful. That's mindless growth and I maintain that it's destructive to the companies involved and potentially harmful to consumers and our economy in the long-run.

      I assure you, you're not a genius.

      I never doubted it. ;^)

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  18. Conglomerations and Backfiring by Crimson+Dragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, this just proves that money isn't everything. Around the time of the merger, one of the largest corporations on earth was being created. It was the greatest thing to happen to the corner of Wall and Broad in decades. Stock analysts gushed over the seemingly invincible titan.

    What on earth happened?

    It seems that AOL has lost its unique luster... the early days of the burgeoning internet long since past. The prime days of AOL were seen when there was no other way for Johnny Nontechie to get information from the internet with any kind of ease of use. It, arguably, represented one of the first comprehensive portals accessible to the end-user.

    The Internet grew, and AOL stopped being so unique. A failure to diversify and many flawed versions of the AOL software later, its popularity has waned. Time Warner has diversified its Roadrunner offering to add portal features, and so has everybody and their mother....

    Absorbing antiquated business models in lateral merger never makes for a good formula unless you plan to do something with the antiquated business model (you know, innovation and the like?). Was it planned to boost Roadrunner's position? Was it a lack of foresight? Who knows.

    It will mercifully end soon enough, this failed experiment.

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    1. Re:Conglomerations and Backfiring by Homology · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Absorbing antiquated business models in lateral merger never makes for a good formula unless you plan to do something with the antiquated business model (you know, innovation and the like?).

      Most of these huge mergers fails to deliver. However, many decsion makers profited personally from it.

    2. Re:Conglomerations and Backfiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's no mystery about this at all.

      If anyone had bothered to ask any techie about AOL at it's most invincible peak, there would be only one possible answer forthcoming: "It's crap, and it's irrelevant, and there's nothing actually there".

      The fact that business people use some wierd form of non-Euclidean accounting that values form and hype over substance has always seemed wierd to me. They saw size and broad presence in AOL, and thought that they represented large asset value. No, they merely represented a large liability.

      AOL is now sinking back to its natural ground level, and it'll go negative before it disappears because of its enormous inertia. TWC at least has some real in-depth assets, and shedding the concrete overcoat of AOL makes sense. Quick, before it's too late.

  19. Their ages?? by stevejsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anyone else find it bizarre that throughout the article they keep telling us how old everyone is? And that they tell us twice that this "Parsons" fellow is 57? Why in the hell are the ages -57 and 50, extraordinarily normal ages for executives -of these people at all significant??

    1. Re:Their ages?? by Shai-kun · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have a suspicion "Parsons, 57" and "Miller, 50" are actually their names.

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    2. Re:Their ages?? by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why in the hell are the ages -57 and 50, extraordinarily normal ages for executives -of these people at all significant??

      I'd have to say -57 years is a rather unusual age for an executive. Or for anyone else for that matter.

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    3. Re:Their ages?? by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      To be replace by "Logan 5" and "Jessica 6", no doubt ;)

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    4. Re:Their ages?? by FLEB · · Score: 1

      What, so he's just been a pessimist all his life. Can ya' blame 'im?

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  20. TW to spin off AOL, huh? by FlyByPC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Speaking as an aviation enthusiast, I hope they start the spin too low and too slow!

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    1. Re:TW to spin off AOL, huh? by eobanb · · Score: 1

      In case anyone doesn't get it, if you try a barrel roll in an aeroplane if you're too low and you roll too slowly, you crash and burn. When your 'foil is perpendicular to the horizon you aren't really generating any lift, so gravity pulls you down.

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    2. Re:TW to spin off AOL, huh? by FlyByPC · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was thinking of a low-speed spin, where one wing "stalls" (essentially, stops flying) and your plane does an impersonation of a spiraling maple-tree seed, entering a steep spiraling dive. But a barrel roll at low altitude would do the trick, too.

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    3. Re:TW to spin off AOL, huh? by LadyLucky · · Score: 1
      Yep nasty. I fly gliders and that's pretty important for us... we spend a lot of time flying pretty close to stall speed. We do this because you can turn more tightly when you go slow, which is important when you are in a thermal and the strong core is a lot more powerful than the weak outsides.

      The first glider I flew was a Puchatek, which is something of a trainer with very large hi-lift hi-drag wings, and a very big dihedreal. It's very hard to spin it, and has a habit of recovering itself. The higher performance gliders are not nearly so forgiving.

      Fun times!

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  21. Oh well. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    The way this article is written, it seems as if AOL bought Time Warner, and now Time Warner is spinning off its parent company. This is confusing. It, in fact, took a few minutes of online research to find that the AOL and Time Warner thing was, in fact, a merger.

    Still quite confusing, though. The two companies were never meant to become one. Their business models are too different.

    1. Re:Oh well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily. For a long time, before every company had a website and google came around, AOL had organized exclusive content. Much of the information on AOL could not be found (or was very difficult to find) on the web. Much of the draw to AOL was this content. Time Warner also had a cable and media business. If done correctly, this could have been a way for AOL to bundle itself with cable service and sell Time Warner's content. The execution was just never there. AOL's last good idea was providing unlimited access. After that, the service just stagnated and was slow to move to broadband. Coupled with a couple of crappy versions of the software, they started losing more customers than they were signing up and now you have the battered company that remains today.

    2. Re:Oh well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they're putting the parent company in the nursing home-- when your crotchety parents start insisting on doing everything, even when you've hired better people for the job, and then keep obnoxiously yelling "You've got Mail!!!!11juan" whenever the mailman shows up, won't you put them in the home?

    3. Re:Oh well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No matter how confusing it is, the way that the merger was structured was that AOL did indeed buy Time Warner. And yes, the Group that resulted from that is now effectively controlled by the Time Warner side and will be spinning off AOL.

  22. Profit? by russotto · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it possible to buy short into an IPO?

    1. Re:Profit? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Of course. You just have to be well connected. (This was the first thing I thought of too, but I'm not connected enough to make it happen)

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  23. Good Bye AOL by theskullboy · · Score: 0

    Since broadband came about, AOL seems to not address the new technologies. When a companiy refuses to reflect upon new technologies, they are destined to impode upon itself. With the rates AOL has, compared to NetZero (which is a joke of a company name), they just can't compete. If they only had embraced broadband to begin with, than I think AOL would be stronger than ever.

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  24. About damn time by Elminst · · Score: 1

    AOL has been dragging TW downhill ever since they merged.
    I look forward to the day when my RoadRunner no longer goes thru 3-5 extra hops in the ATDN.net network to get anywhere.
    Pre-merger; 10-14 hops to anywhere in the world.
    Currently; 15-18 hops, even inside the US.

    And on a more personal note, I'm about to start working for TW, so it'll be nice not to have the AOL baggage.

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    1. Re:About damn time by Kremit · · Score: 1

      I was just about to comment on that until I saw your post... I remember way back in 2000 when I got RR service that traffic was routed pretty well. Not long after the merger, EVERYTHING started going through ATDN and my ping times rose considerably, mainly in the evening.

  25. Dunno about that... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    It seems that the management under Carly was doing just fine in that regard without the capable assistance of Compaq. They successfully turned themselves into a mediocre clone of Compaq with printer sales. Once they were a force to be reckoned with on instrumentation, Calculators, PDAs, Printers, and of course, computers. With good old Carly at the helm they became an also-ran well before the "merger" with Compaq- the merger just finished the job she started.

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    1. Re:Dunno about that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP had pretty much become a printer cartridge company long before Carly showed up. They were never competitive in PCs and their enterprise computing business would probably dead by now without the influx of former DEC customers.

  26. Hey here's an idea by coupland · · Score: 3, Funny

    If AOL makes enough money with their IPO, maybe they can afford to buy a big media company. :P

  27. And It's About Time... by BishonenAngstMagnet · · Score: 1

    Now AOL can go off and die on it's own without hurting TimeWarner...

  28. Never liked them by SolidGold · · Score: 1

    The Time-Warner guys never like the AOL guys and AOL swallowed a company too bigger than it could handle. Time-Warner is just getting rid of them.

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  29. Curtains for AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The fundamental question is "What does AOL provide over and above Yahoo! and Google?"

    The answer is "almost nothing". Allow me to explain.

    The market has two main options: (1) ISP provider and Google or Yahoo! as the launching point of your WWW experience or (2) ISP provider and AOL as the launching point of your WWW experience. Option #1 costs about $30 with DSL and $20 with dialup. Option #2 costs about $40 with DSL and $20 with dialup. In the dialup case, AOL provides the dialup.

    The trouble here is that option #2 provides no significant value over option #1. If you use DSL, you must pay an additional fee to get access to the AOL portal. Yet, what does AOL provide over Google or Yahoo!? Almost nothing.

    As long as Google and Yahoo! continue to innovate and hire cheap H-1B engineers (while hundreds of thousands of American engineers remain unemployed), both Google and Yahoo! will destroy AOL.

    The future for America's (in every sense of the word, including a preference to hire American engineers) portal will be bleak.

  30. What will happen to Mozilla.org? by yog · · Score: 1

    Mozilla.org was started by AOL's Netscape division, as I recall. Are they now independently supported, or will they go under when AOL does?

    The great irony is that AOL, rather than go head to head with MS, continued to use internet explorer browser even after they bought Netscape. The world said "Huh?" Then they supported and continued Netscape's early experiment with open-sourcing the browser and we now have the very successful Mozilla and Firefox browsers, esp. Firefox, that may be eating away at MS's share of the browser market.

    Maybe T-W should hang on to Mozilla.org and keep it going, and realize the original goal of merging their powerful media content with the web, like creating a Firefox online movie channel or some such. Why not? They wasted hundreds of billions of dollars in the AOL merger so now they can spend a few million on a reasonable system like Firefox, thunderbird, etc.

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    1. Re:What will happen to Mozilla.org? by Fittysix · · Score: 1

      The Mozilla Foundation is a completely independent entity and no longer has ties to AOL/Netscape other than the fact that (I belive) a lot of coders are employed by time-warner.

      http://www.mozilla.org/foundation/

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    2. Re:What will happen to Mozilla.org? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "The great irony is that AOL, rather than go head to head with MS, continued to use internet explorer browser even after they bought Netscape. The world said "Huh?"

      Do you think AOL will continue to be part of the default Windows install if they go all-Firefox? They'd have little to gain and almost everything to lose if they drop MS like that.

      If anything, incorporating the whole MSIE engine in Netscape 8.0 may be a sign that Netscape itself (if not Firefox-branded) will be a part of the default AOL install soon, with the hopes of Netscape's calls to the IE engine would be enough to placate Microsoft.

      On a somewhat related note, Netscape's ISP service seems to include their own browser (as well as plug-ins for IE), any indication if AOL is having any success there? And, if so, how many of their users are actually using the Netscape browser instead of just sticking with IE?

    3. Re:What will happen to Mozilla.org? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget that it took a long time for Mozilla.org to become successful -- AOL gave them 5 long years and millions of dollars, and they basically came up with a bloated pile of buggy crap (from an enduser perspective), and a bunch of software dev libraries that AOL couldnt give a flying fuck about.

      Firefox is a successful browser largely because Mozilla technology was salvaged by non-Netscapers.

    4. Re:What will happen to Mozilla.org? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      AOL gave them 5 long years and millions of dollars, and they basically came up with a bloated pile of buggy crap (from an enduser perspective), and a bunch of software dev libraries that AOL couldnt give a flying fuck about.

      Then you go on to praise Firefox, which uses said "bloated pile of buggy crap". Make your mind up. As for the libraries, AOL used Gecko for CompuServe 7 and AOL for Mac OS X. It was mainly for political reasons that they didn't use it for the main AOL client for Windows. Netscape also created a mail program for AOL but AOL decided to write their own instead. The politics in that place were crazy.

      Firefox is a successful browser largely because Mozilla technology was salvaged by non-Netscapers.

      Stop spouting rubbish. The Firefox project was started by David Hyatt and Blake Ross, both of whom worked for Netscape. Today the project is led by Ben Goodger. Would like to guess who he used to work for? Firefox was started by Netscapers but outside of AOL management.

    5. Re:What will happen to Mozilla.org? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think AOL will continue to be part of the default Windows install if they go all-Firefox? They'd have little to gain and almost everything to lose if they drop MS like that.

      AOL is no longer part of the default Windows install and hasn't been for several years. The AOL icon on your desktop is the result of AOL's negotiations with OEMs.

    6. Re:What will happen to Mozilla.org? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Mozilla Foundation is a completely independent entity and no longer has ties to AOL/Netscape other than the fact that (I belive) a lot of coders are employed by time-warner.

      Not any more. There are some Mozilla coders on AOL's payroll but none of them are paid to do Mozilla development any more.

  31. This could be good for AOL by Skynet · · Score: 1

    As a seperate entity, they will be forced to take more risks, forcing them to innovate more. Combined with TW, they could afford to stagnate alot longer.

    I look forward to seeing what shifts in company direction come out of this. Right now they are just playing catchup in all areas with the real innovators in the industry.

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  32. A moronic business move. by supabeast! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the years since the AOL/TW merger/buyout the two companies have had numerous chances to unite their collective business models. How hard would it really be to turn AOL into a subcription service that provides access to a massive amount of content - magazines, books, music, television, movies - with tiered access options, one of which would include the old AOL ISP service? Success would be almost guaranteed, after all, the two companies had some of the best marketing departments in the world, given that they both made the majority of their money by convincing people to spend billions of dollars on overpriced entertainment.

    This has to be the biggest missed opportunity of all time. If the shareholders were smart they would sieze this last chance to revolt, replace the board with people who have spines, and fire the entirety of the AOL/TW senior management, replacing them with some visionaries who actually deserve to handling a company with so many great possibilities, and not a bunch of worthless cowards afraid to transform the company into the world's first digital entertainment empire.

    1. Re:A moronic business move. by benna · · Score: 1

      Time Warner could just as easily do this on its own. The only thing AOL would offer is a crappy dialup ISP, which is dying. Time Warner, on the other hand, has a cable devision, and could easily over broadband in place of AOL. AOL is nothing but a burden.

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    2. Re:A moronic business move. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AOL are not a crappy dialup ISP, they do broadband in the UK, they haven't advertised dialup in a long time here.

    3. Re:A moronic business move. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: Customers.

      AOL has customers.

    4. Re:A moronic business move. by hawk · · Score: 1
      after all, the two companies had some of the best marketing departments in the world,

      [*nods*]

      Yep, AOL had the "give away junk disks by mail" market *cornered*.

      :)

      hawk, who found it hysterical when his XP installation disk resurfaced, after his wife mistook it for a coaster

    5. Re:A moronic business move. by supabeast! · · Score: 1

      "AOL is nothing but a burden."

      A burden with over twenty million customers. Not a bad way to start a new service.

  33. Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, that was an impressive display of one-liners and empty quips. If you haven't already, I'd strongly suggest a career in a monthly tech magazine of your picking. You'd fit right in.

    [...] even as Firefox continues to batter MSIE market share.

    Not even breaking 10% doesn't exactly inspire images of battery. But, hey, whatever gets you those mod points...

  34. Greatest Travesty is Collapse of 401K by reporter · · Score: 0
    ]AOL buying TW was the greatest travesty of the dot ]com boom.

    That financial transaction was not the greatest travesty.

    The greatest travesty was having a 401K plan where the provider designed it in such a way that mainly risky or high-tech (or usually both) mutual funds were available. Then, the unwitting American worker put his life's savings into these funds. After the dot com bust, the savings collapsed by 50% or more (typically).

    The rub is that the provider received a kickback from the managers of these mutual funds that collapsed and hence tended to favor these risky funds.

    Janus funds is an excellent example.

    Even to this day, we still have no laws requiring 401K plan providers to provide only self-directed brokerage accounts that allow the plan participant to invest in any mutual fund (especially good ones).

    No one seems to care about the life savings of folks in the American middle class. Certainly, the cowboy running this country does not care.

  35. Watch their commercial by bryce1012 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Come on mods... that wasn't off topic at all. Haven't you seen that stupid AOL ad where the guy's dumping crap on the guy's sandwich?

    Sure, it's a dumb commercial: nonetheless, GP asked "why pay another $15" and Parent told him why. Ergo NOT offtopic.

  36. A couple of other articles on the subject by galdur · · Score: 1
  37. AOL is profitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Contrary to popular belief AOL as been a really profitable branch of AOL-time Warner for some time.

    Some people will get a big surprise when they see that AOL alone is really underrated by some investors who cant read numbers. This is going to be the next Google , and maybe there is laways the possibilities that some other bigger company try to buy them out to get at the clients they have.

  38. *This* article says otherwise... by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 1

    BetaNews ran a story about this, which says that Time Warner had considered spinning off AOL but decided that "it would be unnecessary to do so at this time."

    "'Right now AOL is currently integrated into our operations,' Time Warner CEO Dick Parsons said. 'But if it gets to the point where consolidation is happening in the Internet space and, in order to play most efficiently, we need ... our own currency, the possibility [of an initial public offering] is out there.'"

    Story at: http://www.betanews.com/article/Time_Warner_Consid ered_AOL_Spinoff/1116616630

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  39. Good riddance -- to Time Warner, that is. by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Time Warner is the worst thing that ever happened to AOL. Yes, you heard me right. The moment Parsons stepped in, AOL lost its soul. Parsons was more than happy to sell out to Microsoft, putting the final nail in Netscape's coffin and killing off the possibility of a future in which tens of millions of AOL subscribers would have a Gecko-based browser embedded in their client software. If it weren't for TW and Parsons, IE's market share might be somewhere around 50-60% today.

    I'd love to see AOL spun off, and Steve Case put back at the helm. I'd love to see Bill Gates dartboards put back in place at AOL. I'd love to see a plucky independent AOL taking stabs at Microsoft on a daily basis again. Let's see it happen. If this breakup happens, as far as I'm concerned it'll be good riddance to Time Warner.

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    1. Re:Good riddance -- to Time Warner, that is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It was always an incredibly stupid business move for AOL to try to beat Microsoft at everything by giving things away. They never should have bought Netscape, they never should have sunk millions into developing Mozilla, and they never should have bothered bundling it with their client. They never should have bought Winamp, or paid millions of dollars for Nullsoft to develop it into a convoluted pile of memory-sucking ass with no clear means of profiting off of its development. Once they jumped from being a per-hour service to competing with Earthlink, they needed to stop pissing money out of every oriface. Let AOL buy Time-Warner was seriously the biggest mistake Time-Warner has made in the last two decades.

      What AOL should have done is sold off its dial-up assets and then leased them while transitioning from Just Another ISP to a content distribution service. They should have then obtained exclusive distribution rights to music, video, and game assets which would only be available to subscribers. They should have focused on being an add-on service to regular Internet connectivity, that people paid for because it was the place to rent movies, buy music, receive exclusive information about American Idol, play child-safe semi-educational games, or play online poker tournaments with special celebrity participants. They should have used some of their assets to obtain exclusive rights with media companies, and to acquire various studios. It shouldn't be the iTunes Music Store, it should be the AOL Music Store. AOL should own World of Warcraft, not Vivendi.

      Frankly with your retarded strategy AOL is dead. No one gives a fuck about whether or not WAOL embeds Mozilla or Interent Explorer. That is, believe it or not, not what most people using the Internet care about. It won't make AOL any money.

  40. Synergy! by rlp · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The merger was done with promises of amazing synergy. Here's what TW looks like today:

    • AOL - losing market share
    • Publishing (Time, People, etc.) - losing market share
    • The WB (TV) - yeah, right!
    • Movies - 'Harry Potter' did well, but 'Troy', 'Oceans 12', 'Polar Express'??? New Line Cinema did Rings Trilogy
    • CNN - losing market share
    • TW Cable - seriously kicking Telco butt!


    So you have a bunch of disjoint units some doing well and some doing poorly. Were I a shareholder I'd want to see the whole thing broken up.
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    1. Re:Synergy! by sabernar · · Score: 1

      Funny how you disparage all of Time-Warner, yet you don't back it up by any numbers. 2004 was Time-Warner's strongest year ever, all while paying down debt. Look at the numbers. I guess they're doing something right.

    2. Re:Synergy! by rlp · · Score: 1

      Read it again - some divisions are doing very well, some have serious problems. TW is a conglomerate of different uncoordinated businesses. Shareholders don't seem to be gaining anything by having them under one common corporate umbrella. The promised 'synergy' has not been realized. Broken up, some will excel and some will sink, but shareholders will have much more visibility as to which are the stars and which are the dogs, and can adjust their holdings accordingly.

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  41. Yeah!! by drxenos · · Score: 1

    I say good! I've been afraid ever since the merger they'd make Road Runner users like me use there God aweful software.

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  42. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +5 The Truth Hurts..

  43. Latest News. by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    I hear the Canopy group is looking at aquiring controlling interest in AOL; Web Browsing licences will only be $699 if you buy them before they file suit.

  44. In other news... by nyjx · · Score: 1

    Compaq to spin off HP... you read it here first.

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  45. Winamp's dead? by Altanar · · Score: 1

    Audioscrobbler's http://www.audioscrobbler.com/ latest plugin count has Winamap beating iTunes by almost 3:1. Here's the most recent count, if you're interested. http://www.audioscrobbler.com/development/graphs.p hp

  46. "No one seems to care..." by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    "No one seems to care about the life savings of folks in the American middle class. Certainly, the cowboy running this country does not care."

    More about U.S. government corruption: Unprecedented Corruption: A guide to conflict of interest in the U.S. government.

    The U.S. government is being sold to the highest bidder.

  47. what am I doing wrong? by pi4arctan1guy · · Score: 1

    # cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i llama
    cat: /dev/mem: Operation not permitted

    1. Re:what am I doing wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what are you doing wrong?..how about breathing?

    2. Re:what am I doing wrong? by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Are you root? Are you using something weird?

      You need to be root, obviously (other user's email passwords in plaintext in RAM, etc).
      I have heard this crashes CoLinux (hehe, directly doing anything with hardware under NT), and someone said there is a proper distro that doesn't allow it even as root. What are you using and are you root? It works in Gentoo Linux with kernel 2.6 the way I built it, anyway. :)

      --
      # cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i llama
      Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
  48. AOL don't own Mozilla. by Aldric · · Score: 2, Informative

    When it become quite clear that Netscape was worthless to AOL, they made it open source. The open source community looked at the code and rewrote it from the ground up. So, Mozilla is loosely descended from Netscape. They may be partially funded by AOL, but they are not owned by AOL.

    1. Re:AOL don't own Mozilla. by dwntwnboi · · Score: 1

      oh. i see... thanks for the correction. so, where does that put firefox?

  49. This pretty much sums up AOL by markass530 · · Score: 1

    I had an AOL Account that I Used for picking up Chicks While I was stationed In Upstate NY, in my late teens (laugh if you must, but it worked, and a few were even over 18). I Switched a basically webmail service for 10 bucks a month, because I had a lot of people to keep in contact with via the e-mail address. After I transfered to Hawaii, I went on deployment via submarine. While I was underway, somehow someone got ahold of my account information. They proceeded to dial in, and run up $500 a month in charges a month, for 2 months. When I called AOL, and pointed how retarted it is to think that someone who never had more then a $10 bill, to suddenly go up to $500, they argued that point. When I Pointed out I was deployed via submarine during the times of the dial ups, they informed me Navy Vessels now had phone access, and I Still Could have done it. When I Pointed out that was ridicilous, and anyways I WAS IN A STEEL TUBE UNDER THE WATER... they Still refused to rectify the situation, and return the money, that I dearly needed to get drunk in my current exotic locale. Thankfully 2 Chargebacks fixed the problem. That is the last dealing I Had with AOL.

  50. Re:This pretty much sums up AOL by markass530 · · Score: 1

    Yes I know their a lot of spelling errors in the previous message, and no I did not preview, my bad

  51. TW in control? Shame on them. by Erris · · Score: 2, Interesting
    At the time, nobody realized (that they'll admit) how inflated AOL stock was, so it seemed to make sense to structure the merger as acquisition. ... Time-Warner management initially had an equal role in the combined company. And "equal" soon changed to "dominant" as it become more and the AOL part would never lived up to initial expectations ...

    I see it more as TW destroyed AOL with mailice and self destructive spite. AOL with full ability to distribute TW content would indeed have lived up to expectations. TW made themselves dominant and eliminated the world's largest ISP as potential competition by NOT letting AOL distribute said content. AOL under TW has not only stagnated, they have fallen behind. It's destruction is a shameful reflection on TW's missmanagement. If you can't make money with AOL style control over the largest online group in the world, there's something seriously wrong with you or you intended to destroy it from the beginning.

    Old media won, for a while. Of the new media companies, AOL, M$, Napster, MP3.COM, only M$ is left and they are owned. Who else is there to compete against the 4 big music publishers and the one or two movie publishers? Creative commons will undo the greedy morons.

    --
    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  52. I just have to.... by HG2 · · Score: 1

    1) Buy short into an IPO for aol.
    2) ???
    3) HUGE PROFITS!

  53. Overpriced at $9.99 by poptones · · Score: 3, Informative

    I live in the sticks, dialup is all I can get. and I got sick of paying twenty bucks a month when so many are offering it for half, so I decided to go with Netscape's bargain offer.

    It's not even worth it at half the price of "regular service." they DO NOT support anything besides windows and even if you are lucky enough to get on you still get to deal with AOL's sucklicious proxy nest. the only way I was able to reach secure sites like paypal and my bank from behind my IP Cop router was to create a tunnel to a third party server and connect from there, somehow AOL has managed to completely screw up this part of the service.

    They don't support Mozilla or Firefox or any of their own products and in fact they have these special applets that REQUIRE you to run windows lest you be forever unable to reconnect after the first time some tiny thing goes wrong with your account.

    I never would have believed anyone could screw up simple DIALUP service so incredibly badly... until I dropped them and tried Netzero. But that's a whole 'nother rant, suffice to say I am back to paying twenty bucks a month to a local ISP for dialup and I'm not likely to be complaining about the price anytime soon.

  54. AOL lost its soul. (!?!?!!?) by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    What soul?

    I agree it would be nice to see AOL take a chunk or two out of MS's hide, but I doubt that will happen. AOL is a middleman, and if there's one thing that technology's drive to efficiency hates is middlemen.

    There is content, there are content users. Anything that gets between those two will eventually be pushed aside.

    RS

    --
    Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
    1. Re:AOL lost its soul. (!?!?!!?) by hawk · · Score: 1
      > What soul?

      Look under the fingerail of Satan's right-hand ring finger.

      Nearby, on the thumb, you will find Microsoft's soul.

      :)

      hawk

  55. Losing Business Model by rfunches · · Score: 1

    An AOL rep called me with an offer to sign up (for full disclosure, I signed up to get an unrelated freebie and promptly called 24 hours later to cancel). They touted their software's ability to automatically check up on my computer every two weeks and clean it. I told them that I'm head of an IT department and I can damn well keep my own computers clean.

    Just based on that call, AOL sounds like Symantec, Big Brother style; I give you permission to snoop around and *hope* that you take off only what's bad. AOL doesn't know what they're supposed to be anymore, and their base business model won't succeed now that people understand that AOL != Internet (if only we could get those people to understand that IE != Internet). People know now that gullible is, in fact, in the dictionary, and there's no real reason to pay AOL for their craptastic "services".

    Sorry AOL, but looks like you're going the way of Enron and CherryOS.

  56. Re:This pretty much sums up AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You also Randomly Capatalized words in your Sentences. Try not to Do That.

  57. The end of the world is nigh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Lose" spelled correctly in Slashdot story.

  58. A collective sigh of relief by MrCopilot · · Score: 2, Funny
    was heard from Bugs, Bats, Supes and Cartoon fans all over the world.

    I was just waiting for the Superhero Themed AOL "Browser".
    Always did give me a shiver.
    AOL owns Batman?, Superman, Bugs, Daffy, and no not FogHorn Leghorn? NooooOOooooooOooo

    --
    OSGGFG - Open Source Gamers Guide to Free Games
  59. Re:TW in control? Shame on them. by hawk · · Score: 1

    Of the new media companies, AOL, M$, Napster, MP3.COM, only M$ is left and they are owned.

    Damned root kits :)

    hawk

  60. OT: Jabber by JThundley · · Score: 1

    I wish they would fix up the jabber.org server, it disconnects people constantly. I would love to recommend and switch people to jabber, but I can't in this state, and I can't have them change servers every few months like I've done :-(