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An anonymous reader writes "A family in Sacromento has covered the side of their house with aluminum to keep the radiowaves from their neighbors at bay. The city has given them one week to remove the life saving shielding or face charges."

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  1. Sacromento? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is that near Sacramento? Or is it in Colifornia?

  2. Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by jeremy_dot · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's just what they want you to think.

    1. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
      Anybody else read that URL as "theCRACKchannel.com"?

      Moderators? :-)

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    2. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's a pretty common joke around these parts to call the domain name the "crack" channel, so no... it's not just you.

  3. I'm not a Californian by Lord+Kano · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How can they be brought up on Misdemeanor charges for this?

    It's stupid. It's ugly. But why in the fuck is it illegal?

    LK

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    1. Re:I'm not a Californian by Darthmalt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They mention health code but how is sheet metal a health code violation

    2. Re:I'm not a Californian by harmanjd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      From the article it looks like the building codes prohibit it. Maybe they should look at getting sheet metal siding - as long as its installed correctly and doesn't violate any of the neighborhood covenants they'd probably be ok.

    3. Re:I'm not a Californian by Kethryvis · · Score: 5, Informative

      Because it's a housing code violation. It looks from the picture like it's touching the fence/house next door and in CA (at least in Sac, I live there) it's illegal to build or have any structure connected to your house touching or within x amount of feet of the fence. Our neighbours behind us built some rickity lean-to on their house which used our back fence as one of the walls and we called the housing code people who came and told them to tear it down.

    4. Re:I'm not a Californian by Kethryvis · · Score: 2, Informative

      For being "California's News Leader", KCRA doesn't always get their stuff correct :) (they're my local news station. they used to be good but they've slid over the last couple of years)

    5. Re:I'm not a Californian by bgog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree. If it's their property let them be protected from the aliens. Who cares. And don't give me crap about it looking nice for the neighbors. I believe in freedom. If my neighbors want to paint their house with pink polka-dots then so be it, none of my buisness. People spend far too much energy worrying about what other people are doing. The officials should worry about stuff that is actually harming others.

    6. Re:I'm not a Californian by flawedgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But why in the fuck is it illegal?

      Because it's in California. Any other state and they'd merely be shunned by their neighbors and harrassed by annoying teenagers.


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    7. Re:I'm not a Californian by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree that there's far too many silly rules about houses (damn HOA's), but there are construction standards for a reason. Some of this crap blows off and hits a neighors house, or a neighbor, and I think there will be a few problems.

    8. Re:I'm not a Californian by WankersRevenge · · Score: 4, Funny

      This site is a great true example of what happens when your neighbors go crazy. In this case, it's a family of rednecks. It's a great laugh from the burnt down back yard to the child sized children pools.

    9. Re:I'm not a Californian by Penguinoflight · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Absolutely. Any time you're having a problem with your neigbor make sure you talk to him/her first. Not only is it the polite thing to do, you have the ethical responsibilty to go to your friend/opponent before seeking legal protection.

      If the fence is really important to him you might be able to work out a deal to your own financial gain. Keeping communication open will require that you respect your neighbors directly.

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    10. Re:I'm not a Californian by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful
      btw, anyone else think this image verification thing is annoying?

      Not half as annoying as the incredible crapflooding it just stopped. :(

    11. Re:I'm not a Californian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      whether or not it's touching the house/fence next door, it would probably still be a code violation. in portland you have rules like this:
      http://www.portlandonline.com/index.cfm?&a=18198&c =38058
      (see B & C, probably more).

      Basically you have to be able to see from your windows and have proper natual light come through. I'm sure there are quite a few other violations. However, I'm also positive that if you wanted to pick nits you could find something wrong with every house in portland (according to the strict rules, especially if you want to talk about interior building codes and whatnot).

    12. Re:I'm not a Californian by Qzukk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Any other state and they'd merely be shunned by their neighbors and harrassed by annoying teenagers.

      Where the hell do you live? I want to move there so I can quit being harassed by my homeowners' association for having my antenna in the "wrong place". It was "hurting the value of their investment", not that the mandated ugly gray and brown houses are all that great anyway.

      Anywhere where there are no associations has to be a better place to live than here, even if the house isn't a "great investment" without a bunch of old biddies who take hundreds of dollars of my money then can't even afford to pay a bored neighborhood kid $20 to mow the yard for the old woman down the street that they've been harassing as well.

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    13. Re:I'm not a Californian by jonwil · · Score: 4, Interesting

      With more and more people putting in things like Home Theater Rooms (where having natural light comming in is actually undesirable), how come polititians and regulators wont change the building codes to allow you to have rooms without natural light?

    14. Re:I'm not a Californian by kylemonger · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not health code, fascist community code, as in "no trucks up on blocks in your front yard", "no neon Looney Tunes paint job for your house", "no satellite dish antennas", "no running a bordello in a residential neighborhood", that sort of thing.

    15. Re:I'm not a Californian by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 2, Funny

      Besides, the local neighborhood association specifies cedar shingles and can't stand the idea that the tin-covered house is the only one likely to be left standing if there is a nearby brushfire.

    16. Re:I'm not a Californian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      "no trucks up on blocks in your front yard"
      I'm cool with that. They're ugly anyway
      "no neon Looney Tunes paint job for your house"
      Not a problem. Couldn't handle it anyway
      "no satellite dish antennas"
      Meh. Those little DirectTV dishes are fine attached to the back of your house. No big loss.
      "no running a bordello in a residential neighborhood"
      Who the hell do they think they are! To arms, to arms!
    17. Re:I'm not a Californian by Ponzicar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Aluminum siding. 'Nuff said.

    18. Re:I'm not a Californian by imsabbel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Im sure when hit by lighning it will make a really nice lightshow, btw.

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    19. Re:I'm not a Californian by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 3, Insightful
      how come polititians and regulators wont change the building codes to allow you to have rooms without natural light?
      Because then landlords will rent out rooms without natural light. There is also health and safety issues. With a window, you can theoretically get fresh air or escaping a fire or after an earthquake.
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    20. Re:I'm not a Californian by CarrionBird · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your property value is your problem.

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    21. Re:I'm not a Californian by BHearsum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So anytime anydoes something to impact your property value you're going to tell them to stop it? That's fucking stupid. It is THEIR property, unless they are doing something negative directly to yours, you have no grounds whatsoever to sue them.

      I have a friend who lives in a very high class neighborhood, inherited the house. She has a tough time paying the bills because property taxes are so high. I think she should sue all the neighbors for keeping their houses and property in such great condition -- it's causing a negative impact on her pocket book.

    22. Re:I'm not a Californian by bigbigbison · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What a busy body. Except for the parties, I don't know what this guy is complaining about. He complains about the neighbor's mailbox (it's a frickin' mail box, get over it) and then when the neighbor redoes it, all he can do is complain "he can't put the flag down!" Oh no! "There's a statue on it!" whoopie. And what's the deal with "stolen 2x4's" and "stolen bricks?" How the hell does he know if the neighbor stole the stuff or not? Where the hell would you steal that many bricks anyway?

      Most of the stuff the guy is complaining about is in the back yard. Maybe if he wasn't so busy looking in teh neighbor's back yard, this stuff wouldn't bother him. I wonder why that guy decided to move? It wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that his neigbor is an asshole, would it???

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    23. Re:I'm not a Californian by FuturePastNow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I live in a neighborhood without a HOA. I'm pretty sure none of my neighbors live in shacks or trailers. Looks out the window...nope. No junk, either. Just fresh-cut grass and parked minivans. What fuckwad modded you insightful?

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    24. Re:I'm not a Californian by ChrisMaple · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A room with no windows is unsafe.

      Closet. Basement. Commercial theatre. Attic. Having multiple exits is good, but having windows is unnecessary.

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    25. Re:I'm not a Californian by bkr1_2k · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is absolutley nothing requiring natural light in every room. The only rooms required to have a window are bedrooms. Any other room in the house can be as closed off as you want it, you just can't call a 4 room house a 4 bedroom house unless all four rooms have a window. (Well, two exits actually, whether they are doors or windows or whatever.)

      bkr

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    26. Re:I'm not a Californian by Suicyco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Man, what an asshole this guy is. He is obsessed with his neighbor, spies on him and all in all is a total jerk. Reminds me of the movie "the Burbs."

  4. Wow... by Supernoma · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Bet that works great to keep the heat out of the house too...

    Maybe they could use that as a reason to keep it?

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    1. Re:Wow... by unitron · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually you can get insulation boards, such as Tuf-R, which are basically styrofoam or something similar with an aluminum foil skin, designed to be nailed directly to the outside of the wall studs before the siding goes on. As of several years ago they were looking into connecting the aluminum skin together, electrically speaking, and tieing it all to a grounding system to create a "Faraday cage" type shield.

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    2. Re:Wow... by PsychicX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those fools. Everybody knows that you can't just coat your house with it -- microwaves can still tunnel through. It's necessary to wear an actual hat at all times.

    3. Re:Wow... by utexaspunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      our house has aluminum siding and an aluminum roof. does a great job keeping the radio waves out, as evidenced by the really lousy cell phone reception inside.

    4. Re:Wow... by unitron · · Score: 2, Informative
      The walls on some types of single family homes are not very strong at all by themselves. Codes are different for every area but a normal wall on a split foyer home from the inside out consists of paint, 3/8 or 1/2 inch drywall, fiberglass insulation to fill the area between the 2x4's, a moisture barrier/foam insulation (like you described above) and then vinyl siding. Notice the absense of wood sheets? Some homes have a 2 4'x8' sheets of wood added on the corners for stabilty but some designs apparently do not even require that. A razor knife would allow you entry into the house in about 30 seconds provided you could fit between the 16 in spaced studs. Again codes are different for every area but I've seen many house like this.

      Actually, nailing on the drywall and outside sheathing contributes significantly to the strength and rigidity of a stud wall, provided that the recommend nailing schedule is adhered to, and code requirements reflect this.

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  5. At least they're taking extra precautions... by viva_fourier · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The inside of the house is also covered with foil and the beds are covered with a foil-like material as well,"

    So, these are the guys that buy those "space blankets"...

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    1. Re:At least they're taking extra precautions... by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seriously, space blankets work great to keep out the day star. I put one on a couple of windows last year, and went most of the summer without air conditioning. I'd bet it was 10 degrees cooler than without.

      Those window films you buy at Home Depot are mostly the same stuff, but with a huge markup. And, though you can still kind of see through a space blanket, they block much more light than any of the commercial films.

      It's probably not economical to re-apply film every summer and remove it for the winter. And space blankets aren't reusable. But there used to be a site on the 'net that sold reusable films. I'd tell you what I think they are probably made of, but I haven't ordered my supply yet :)

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    2. Re:At least they're taking extra precautions... by adamfranco · · Score: 2, Informative

      So, these are the guys that buy those "space blankets"...

      Jests aside, those Mylar "space blankets" really do work. A few years ago a friend and I were climbing Ben Nevis in December in a [failed] attempt at some winter mountaineering. To make a long story short, our shitty mountaineering-club tent leaked through the top and bottom and we spent a very long (13-hour) night laying awake in 2 inches of water on the side of the mountain.

      Putting one of those Mylar blankets inside of my sleeping bag was the difference between shifting about uncomfortably all night and hypothermia.

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    3. Re:At least they're taking extra precautions... by SacredNaCl · · Score: 3, Informative

      The only problem with buying lots of mylar and mylar space blankets it the visit your get from the DEA after the hardware store reports you.

      They started offering cash rewards to store owners here to report that kind of activity, it doesn't matter that most people buying it aren't running a grow op.

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    4. Re:At least they're taking extra precautions... by CurlyG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Erm, you *are* kidding aren't you?

      'Space blankets' are AFAIK absolutely standard hiking/camping gear - you'd be an idiot to go away without one.

      They're compact, light, and they could save you from hypothermia.

      I mean yeah, you could concievably rig your grow-room up with mylar over the walls, but is it really going to help that much more than the white plastic sheeting used by most of the grow-rooms I've seen?

      Are you seriously suggesting that every hiker or camper who buys a space blanket in the US is going to get reported to the DEA? I don't live in the US, but if so, that is so ridiculous, so utterly pointless, so far out of control, that I'm just kind of staggered.

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    5. Re:At least they're taking extra precautions... by SacredNaCl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, unfotunately I am not joking. Many of the stores that sell garden lights openly tell you they share their customer list with law enforcement, a few of them have signs on the door. The police used to tail people who would go to the garden center and pull them over...etc That behavior got it institutionalized here, so they got the hardware stores involved and started offering cash to employees who would phone in on larger orders of certain supplies. Buying a mess of mylar at the hardware store is enough. Buying a single space age blanket probably isn't going to raise an eyebrow though.

      I'm not sure how much better the mylar is for that purpose, I've been told that it reflects different spectrums of light more effectively than just flat white paint, and slightly more effectively (total lumens) than the plastic sheeting. The plastic sheeting is lot cheaper.

      Of course just because they come to your door doesn't mean you have to let them in, but the mere fact that they are at the door because you made a purchase from the hardware store is very disturbing.

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    6. Re:At least they're taking extra precautions... by ElfKnight · · Score: 2, Informative
      'Space blankets' are AFAIK absolutely standard hiking/camping gear - you'd be an idiot to go away without one.

      They're compact, light, and they could save you from hypothermia.

      And they are no more use than any other sheet of light plastic (except to keep the sun off you). Most heat is lost from the body by convection and conduction and evaporation of water or sweat - NOT by radiation.

      Hillwalkers in the UK are recommended by instructors to carry orange plastic survival bags instead - a little more bulky, but more effective since you can get inside, it'll keep water and wind out better, and it's less likely to blow away. And you can fold the damn thing up again properly.

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  6. Hmmm... by buckymatters · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why don't they just cover their bodies instead?

    1. Re:Hmmm... by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      One word: sex.

    2. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      GOOD LORD ..

      NO11!!that's exactly what they want you to do

      TO COVER YOUR body in IT!

      It will only make it like an ANTENAA focusing the EVIL GIOVERNMENT MIND CONTROL RAYS

      DO
      NOT DO IT

      Listen to me I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE NO MIND CONTROL!!!

    3. Re:Hmmm... by ErikTheRed · · Score: 5, Funny
      Why don't they just cover their bodies instead?
      Better yet, why don't they just seek proper psychiatric help?
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    4. Re:Hmmm... by Adrick42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ok, the thought of these people even possibly reporoducing troubles me deeply.

    5. Re:Hmmm... by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      . . .why don't they just seek proper psychiatric help?

      Because if they knew they needed it they wouldn't need it.

      KFG

    6. Re:Hmmm... by earthbound+kid · · Score: 5, Funny
      Better yet, why don't they just seek proper psychiatric help?


      One roll of tinfoil: $3.57
      One month of psychiatric help: $357
      Keeping the neighbor's dog from reading your mind: Priceless.
    7. Re:Hmmm... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well, I do not know about the specifics of this family's circumstances, but I know what exists for me.

      At the far corner of the property next door to me is a HUGE cell phone tower. When I worked on any electronics in my home lab - analog or digital - I used to have problems with high levels of RF that clearly reduced noise margins in the circuitry. Crude experiments with a high frequency probe and antenna showed that the tower seemed to have a nice fat lobe pumping stuff in my direction. Then I began to wonder about living for long periods with my body continuously absorbing RF energy every night. As a precaution, I DID redo my insulation with aluminum-faced foam board, and lined the bedroom curtains with space blanket mylar. Crazy? Well, I'd rather err on this than wake up in five years with cancer.

      By the way, years ago I read an article somewhere that explained that metal springs in a bed could pick up RF energy and worse, resonate. In one rare case a local radio station antenna had provided enough energy that a resonant set of bedsprings apparently sparked and caused a fire. Admittedly a very rare situation. Sometimes when grounding in a building is incorrect or the connection corroded, wiring can pick up RF and strange things happen inside. So it's not so nutcase as you might think to be prudent about RF pollution.

  7. Turn it down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not just ask the neighbors to turn their radio down?

  8. The best part... by isny · · Score: 4, Funny

    The best part of this article is that was posted by an anonymous reader. That's irony. (and, if it's not, I'm sure the grammar police will enforce).

    1. Re:The best part... by mcc · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's irony

      No no... Aluminum

    2. Re:The best part... by badmicrophone · · Score: 5, Funny

      No no... Aluminum

      steel, he's got a point.

    3. Re:The best part... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Tin again, maybe he doesn't. It could lead us down all sorts of bad alloys.

    4. Re:The best part... by ectoraige · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah... it's rare to see jokes of that mettle around here.

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    5. Re:The best part... by kjones692 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You've got a lot of brass to be saying that around here, mister.

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  9. Well, if the lived in Livermore... by helixcode123 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... they might have a point.

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  10. weird but illegal by indy_Muad'Dib · · Score: 4, Insightful

    easy fix, just line the inside of the house with foil.

    love the antibot text field btw. same i cant read the fucker.

    1. Re:weird but illegal by JadeNB · · Score: 2, Informative
      easy fix, just line the inside of the house with foil.
      According to this link posted by mgmatrix, that is exactly what they are doing.
    2. Re:weird but illegal by meeotch · · Score: 5, Funny
      Are you nuts? That would keep the radiation *in*!

      mitch

    3. Re:weird but illegal by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Remember...you're looking for a rational solution to a whackjob problem.

      Yep, this is the a classic case of trying to fight irrationality with logic. The classic example is the apocryphal story of the med student working in a psych ward trying to cure a delusional man with reason. The man was under the delusion that he was dead.
      "So you're dead," says the med student.
      "Yes indeed," says the man, "I've been dead for nearly ten years."
      "OK then, do dead people bleed?" the med student asks.
      "Don't be absurd," replies the man, "of course dead people don't bleed."
      So the med student grabs the man's hand, and jabs the mans thumb with a pin, which then begins to bleed.
      "Well what do you know!" exclaims the man, staring in wide-eyed amazement at the drop of blood welling up on his thumb, "Dead people do bleed!"

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    4. Re:weird but illegal by HomerNet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you nuts? That would keep the radiation *in*!

      Only if you have the shiny side facing in.

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  11. Flame me, but... by afabbro · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's Sacramento, not Socromento, samzenpus, you oaf. Yes, it's a spelling flame, but it's the third one in three days. I guess the "editors" don't do much "editing".

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  12. Sacramento by mgmatrix · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's spelled Sacramento, and they are protecting their home from physical threats.

    www.kxtv.com/storyfull1.asp?id=11032

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  13. The best nuts are in California ! by timeToy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Though it seems to be a classic: http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/903959/tinf oil.jpg (from San Diego)

  14. just because by blue_adept · · Score: 5, Funny

    just because your house is covered in tin foil doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

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  15. Legit reasons. by B5_geek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    All they have to do is install it under the siding of the house, and it is legit, code-worthy, and kinda cool.

    IANAL but I bet this treatment violates neighbourhood 'quality' standards.

    One thing to remember, pot-houses do this to minimise the heat signature.

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  16. Oops! Sorry, guys! by Quinn_Inuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I'd have known I was causing them problems, I would've stopped trying to microwave their paint off their house as a practical joke.

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  17. Tinfoil Hat Jokes aside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sure there will be plenty of Tinfoil Hat Jokes and other posts, but after reading the article I'd say they need lithium, not aluminum. That is to say, the "radio waves" deal is typical in schizophrenic patients. Other common variations are people using radio waves to listen to what their thinking, people using high-tech devices to spy on their homes. The end result is a bunch of variations on the sheet metal siding. Those people that aren't familiar with metal and radiation commonly use cardboard boxes to cover all openings and windows.

    A misdemeanor charge isn't what's needed, a visit from a social worker probably is. There's a difference between being unique and unusual, and having mental issues.

    1. Re:Tinfoil Hat Jokes aside by marko123 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If they put lithium on the side of their house, it would explode the next time it rained.

      (yes I did understand what you meant :)

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    2. Re:Tinfoil Hat Jokes aside by csk_1975 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I knew this guy who was given millions and a large shareholding in a public company by his father. He had to play by his father's (and stepmother's) rules which he wasn't doing and he seemed to think it was funny to aggravate them. So they hired some spooks to follow him and eavesdrop on him. He was never the sharpest knife in the draw and years of ADD drugs didn't help. So when he started getting paranoid and having "dellusional fantasies" about people spying on him and his house - which they were actually doing - this was the proof used to incarcerate him in a mental institution. Last time I saw him he was on drugs that had completely extinguished his mind. I am sure people much more qualified than I would testify that he was really schizophrenic (and they did when he was incarcerated) but its pretty sad that the proof of someone's psychosis can be engineered by simply spying on them and then telling them that they are paranoid - how do I know he was being spied on? His stepmother warned me off and offered photos showing that I had also been under observation.

      Obviously someone putting tin foil all over their house is a fair indication that their mental state should be questioned. But malicious people can (and do) take advantage of the common perception that paranoia about being spied on is proof positive of schizophrenia for the own nefarious purposes. Never underestimate how mean spirited and avaricious some people are.

    3. Re:Tinfoil Hat Jokes aside by Vince+Mo'aluka · · Score: 5, Insightful
      A misdemeanor charge isn't what's needed, a visit from a social worker probably is.

      How about just leaving them the hell alone and minding your own god damn business? Am I the only one here who respects freedom more than arbitrary "social standards" imposed by some central planning agency?

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    4. Re:Tinfoil Hat Jokes aside by Zak3056 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So let me get this straight: you knew/know for a fact that he was sane, actually being followed, and that all of this was quite possibly engineered to end in the way it did... and you did nothing about it?

      With friends like you, who needs enemies?

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      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    5. Re:Tinfoil Hat Jokes aside by g051051 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you saw a neighbor laying on his lawn in a puddle of blood, would you just "mind your own god damn business"? Or would you try to get them help? These people are obviously disturbed, and need help.

      As far as "arbitrary social standards" are concerned, that's really the definition of civilization, isn't it?

  18. welcome to /. by Darthmalt · · Score: 4, Funny

    only here could a story about tinfoil freaks turn into a serious discussion about how effective it is and how they can legally keep it up.

    1. Re:welcome to /. by Seumas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And why not? They have every right to do what they want with their house. Nobody is dying or being hospitalized because of their oh-so-dangerous tin-foil.

      Seriously... It should not be anyone's business what they're doing to their house or property as long as it isn't a serious health risk.

    2. Re:welcome to /. by Jeremi · · Score: 2, Funny
      It should not be anyone's business what they're doing to their house or property as long as it isn't a serious health risk.


      That's what I said, but they made me shut down my casino anyway. Bunch of fascists pigs running this town!

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    3. Re:welcome to /. by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Buy a house in an urban or suburban area of California. Your opinion on the importance of property value will change in approximately 1.5 seconds... if you have an exceptionally strong will.

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    4. Re:welcome to /. by Seumas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whatever. You guys are just being uptight assholes.

      Next, you're going to tell me it's wrong to coat your entire home inch by inch in vaseline and roll around naked in it.

      I'm sorry, but if you're going to bombard me with all sorts of microwaves and shit, the least you can do is leave me to my vaseline coated, tinfoil abode.

  19. Aluminum Siding? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why not just re-do the house in aluminum siding? Then they can keep their crazy ideas and have a decent looking house.

    Put in some Low-E glass windows with a metal reflective layer and a metal roof and they should be good to go - until someone tunnels under their house, of course.

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    1. Re:Aluminum Siding? by poor_boi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why not just re-do the house in aluminum siding?

      Because that would be hard. Leaning sheets of aluminum against your house is easy. Redoing siding (if you've ever done it) is hard.

  20. Re:Legalistics by gameboyhippo · · Score: 3, Informative

    But they don't have the right to put up whatever they want. Especially if they have neighbors. You see, if the town becomes ugly, then the value of their property diminishes. It's kinda like me going over to some kids house and spilling kool-aid on his super rare comic book.

  21. A better solution by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Build a parabolic dish and steer it until the "radiation" is reflected away from the house. If it is real, it'll be focussed on the perp, who will either suffer horribly or be turned into a giant green monster. Either way, they'll stop being a problem.


    If, however, there is no radiation hazard, then nobody is affected and it's no more of an eyesore than all of the other satellite dishes out there.


    Now, there are known places where radio leakage from assorted sources has caused problems. There was a metal stadium in the Middle East - forget exactly where - where, whilst it was under construction, power tools would turn themselves on and huge arcs could be seen. Turned out that the stadium acted as a gigantic radio dish and was not only receiving signals from powerful radio sources, but was focussing them too.


    There have also been known cancer spikes in areas with (a) high humidity and (b) badly-maintained, sparking power lines. It is not yet proven that there is a causal relationship, but nobody has convincingly ruled it out, either.


    This particular case, though, smacks heavily of a family being traumatized by George Bush's "War on Terror" (Sept. 11th, in and of itself, was really a fairly negligable event - ten times that number die each year in car accidents in the US, and more than a thousand times that number are currently in prison in the US for violent crimes).


    Personally, I think the city should come to an agreement with the family. The family takes down the aluminum, agrees that the problem probably isn't real, but agrees to work with the city to sue the Federal Government for psychological damage to cover the expenses incurred and the treatment needed to deal with the PTSD the family has suffered with, because of GWB's attitudes.

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    1. Re:A better solution by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm willing to concede that it may signify the start of an upward trend, and also that there is really insufficient time to determine that for sure. One of the problems with predicting these sorts of things is that - by definition - they are unpredictable.


      I guess one thing I'm working on is the observation that airport security has NOT improved at all since 9/11 and - in some cases - has even deteriorated. Another thing I'm going by is that Government networks have generally done badly on the computer security front.


      All of these indicate that those actually responsible for security in the field feel no real pressure to improve. If there really was an imminent danger, these people should either be feeling the heat from those who would attack them, OR feeling the heat from their superiors, possibly both.


      However, all of this relies on a critical assumption that anyone actually involved gives a rat's ass, if they're not the ones actually in any danger. This assumption may well be flawed, as it is not exactly a common human trait to do a job well because someone else might suffer.

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  22. Re:grumble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, you gotta admit, "Tinfoil Hat House" has a little more zing than your title. Yours is a little too factual, too journalistic. And all the words are spelled correctly.

  23. Help not Ridicule by bl968 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Should we be poking fun at the serious issues being raised by these simple folk. They sincerely believe what they are saying about the intentional bombardment of their home with radiation. Instead of ridicule, some kind hearted geeks should be going out there with various forms of detector equipment and identifying the source. Where's Egon Spengler when you need him?

    Who knows the Door Keeper and Key Master might be heading that way already to do the dirty deed and finally let the traveler loose into the world of men!

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  24. Ordinary Aluminum Siding by Deanasc · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Couldn't they have put up regular aluminum siding? The construction grade siding is fairly thick and complies with building codes. It's also paintable. The neighbors would never know it was there once it was on.

    Then again, I don't understand the reasoning of the average crank.

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  25. Interesting Shot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've never seen my house from that angle before...

  26. f'ed up neighbors by bobalu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    there's nothing liberal about trying to keep some looney bin neighbor from bringing down the local real estate values.

    or, if there is, then i'm all for it anyway.

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  27. NSA by Detritus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Too bad the NSA's engineering manuals are classified. They specialize in that type of construction. Nothing gets out. Nothing gets in. It still looks like a normal building, although the windows look somewhat unusual.

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  28. The video is amusing to watch by MarkTina · · Score: 2, Informative

    The seem really certain that the neighbours are out to get them, though if they've proved it I've no idea why they don't get the police involved.

    1. Re:The video is amusing to watch by ONOIML8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obviously you've failed to understand that the police are in on it as well. Every cop car is equipped with a mobile RF transmitter. So if they called in the cops then they're only going to increase their exposure to the killer death rays.

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    2. Re:The video is amusing to watch by Adrilla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who says they haven't? But perhaps they weren't taken seriously, look at how 'seriously' they're being taken here.

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  29. THE FOOLS! by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From the picture, it looks like they've got a satellite dish on their roof. Don't they know that that's just concentrating the radio beams from outer space, and then mainlining them through a coax right straight into their newly built echo chamber?

    But seriously, with that jumble of jagged strips forming a bunch of slot radiators, it's possible that certain resonate frequencies in their house have actually been significantly amplified above background levels.

  30. Which scenario makes more sense? by Senor_Programmer · · Score: 5, Funny

    D'Souza family. Obviously culturally acclimated as their house is not garishly painted behind the metal sheets (I saw some detailed photos on a live TeeVee newscast) is nutzo. The whol efriggin family.

    OR

    OR

    OR

    There is a single, LONE NUT, in their neighborhood who coupled the magnetron from his microwave oven to an antenna and is actually tossing photons at the D'Souzas.

    Seriously guys, which is more believable? It's California after all. Personally, you couldn't pay me enough to live in any city in that state.

  31. what a crock by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Informative
    The D'Souzas said the bombardment began after the first anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, and that the radio waves have caused them health problems ranging from headaches to lupus.

    As someone who has a family member with Lupus, I call absolute bullshit on this.

    Lupus causes haven't really been figured out. Furthermore, there's absolutely ZERO medical evidence that EMF/EMI causes or even aggravates Lupus. Trust me, I looked and looked after her doctor told her to "avoid cell phones and wireless devices whenever possible". I even emailed two mailing lists- one for researchers, one for patients- and came up with nothing. Nobody had ever heard of this. Furthermore, if their theory wer correct, we'd be seeing an explosion of Lupus cases (we haven't).

    The D'Souzas said they will comply with the order and remove the sheet metal, but they also plan to gather evidence to show city officials what they believe is a problem with radiation.

    That will be pretty tough, given there's next to no evidence EMF/EMI causes anything in people, and a lot of studies showing it has no discernible effects.

    The inside of the house is also covered with foil and the beds are covered with a foil-like material as well,"

    Sounds to me like they'd be a lot better served spending their money on a psychologist, not tin foil. Self-diagnosis ("radio waves are making us depressed, and giving us Lupus!") is a textbook sign of a hypochondriac.

    1. Re:what a crock by dbIII · · Score: 2, Funny
      there's next to no evidence EMF/EMI causes anything in people
      There's plenty, but the intensity has to be high. There were a large number of birth defects reported from pregnant women operating PVC welders in the 1970s (almost 100% in one plant, the pregnant women were given the "warm" machines to use in the winter, the bodies of the operators were heated up by induction), which is why more care is taken now to ensure that the sheilding is in good shape. EMF from a lot of sources obeys the least squares rule for intensity, so you have to be very close for even a strong souce to be a problem.

      As for the lupus, I would say they are crying wolf.

  32. It isn't about California by fm6 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Not only are you not a Californian, but you've obviously never owned a house -- or owned one that was worth so little, you didn't obssess over things that might affect the value of your property. In most of urban California, you have to sell your soul in order to afford a house -- which makes people insanely aware of anything that might lower property values. People will hassle you just for parking a rusty car in front of your house. And of coursethey pass zoning laws that minimize any and all activities affecting same. So forget about raising chickens in your back yard, or painting your house a funny color. And you damn well better take good care of your lawn, if you value your freedom!

    In that context, a strong reaction to a house covered with metal foil is most predictable. The only suprise is that the neighbors took the time to call the code enforcement people, instead of rounding up a lynch mob!

    If your situation is any better, don't feel too smug. Housing costs are going up everywhere, and the same obsesssion with property values is spreading like a disease.

    1. Re:It isn't about California by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unless the covenent of your deed prohibits it, or you're a member of a HOA; you can tell your neighbors to mind their own damned business.

      I bought a house, it was average for the part of Pennsylvania that I'm from. It's in an upper-middle class neighborhood.

      The few weeks after we bought it, we discovered a leak in the basement. We had to get a backhoe to tear up a trench around two sides of the house to install proper drainage. It was like that for a few months, the neighbors probably didn't like it, but there was nothing they could do.

      LK

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    2. Re:It isn't about California by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Informative
      Unless the covenent of your deed prohibits it, or you're a member of a HOA; you can tell your neighbors to mind their own damned business.
      Absolutely incorrect. Every municpality in the US has building codes and zoning restrictions, many also have any number of civil and/or criminal codes, all of which limit what you may or may not do with or on your property.
      I bought a house, it was average for the part of Pennsylvania that I'm from. It's in an upper-middle class neighborhood.

      The few weeks after we bought it, we discovered a leak in the basement. We had to get a backhoe to tear up a trench around two sides of the house to install proper drainage. It was like that for a few months, the neighbors probably didn't like it, but there was nothing they could do.

      More likely there was nothing they could do in that particular situation or that they didn't care. That does not generalize into the statement quoted in the first paragraph.
  33. What'll the neighbors think? by michaelbuddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you own a house an somebody does this in your neighborhood, I'd think you'd have an opinion about it. Life in the suburbs kinda sucks, but at the same time it makes sense. Your house is your property and it's affected by surrounding properties. "Hi, prospective home buyer, let me show you the garden..Oh don't mind the neighbor with the billboard in his front yard advertising his church. Oh and across the street is my neighbor Phil. he decided to pave his entire front yard so he could park his two RVs and his boat all year. Gotta love this place!"

    that kinda crap doesn't wash. Life is supposed to look normal, well trimmed, green and conforming. If for some reason what they believed was true, if they can't stand their rights being trampled on, they can put sheet metal on the inside of the house, between the brick and insulation.

    Most of the time this kind of transgression starts with several written and in person warnings, notices and then you're slapped with the misdemeanor or fine.

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    1. Re:What'll the neighbors think? by ONOIML8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah because gods forbid anyone who owns property or a home should be allowed to do as they please with it just because they own it. They must be forced to conform with government approved standards. If they can't handle that then perhaps some time in Siberia will teach them a lesson. If they offend a second time then the neighbors should be allowed to lynch them.

      But only neighbors who are party members in good standing.

      Who are these assholes who insist on acting like individuals anyway? Fucking Americans.

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    2. Re:What'll the neighbors think? by moranar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stallman said "Your freedom to throw your fist ends at the tip of my nose". Building ordnances are there for a reason, the same that forbids you from tanning in your underwear in the front lawn.

      You can't build whatever just because it strikes your fancy if it brings down the value of other people's property.

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    3. Re:What'll the neighbors think? by mtrichardson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      American ideals are such that (ideally) you can do whatever you want without harming other people. These people are certainly harming their neighbors due to the lowering of property values which, in an area like this, can be an intense, obscene amount of money. Nobody is stopping them from doing anything that doesn't affect property values, after all. There's not going to be anything happening for the tinfoil-like beds and the lining on the inside of the house. It's just the stuff that's harming other people.

    4. Re:What'll the neighbors think? by nickstance · · Score: 2, Informative

      Stallman said "Your freedom to throw your fist ends at the tip of my nose". Building ordnances are there for a reason, the same that forbids you from tanning in your underwear in the front lawn.
      STALLMAN!?!?!?
      Try Oliver Wendell Holmes

  34. Re:Legalistics by dtdns · · Score: 3, Insightful

    +2 Informative? Spilling cool-aide on some kids rare comic book has nothing to do with this situation. This would be more like taking your crappy comics and putting them next to his nice ones. Sure, it may not look nice, but the ACTUAL value and quality of his comics are not affected in any way. As soon as you take your nasty comics away his look nicer again. In order for your analogy to be correct, these foil people would have had to put the sheet metal on their neighbors house instead of their own. Frankly, I find the whole "they're making my house worth less" argument to be ineffective unless you are actively trying to sell your house. Thanks for playing.

  35. Glad I'm not a Californian anymore by core+plexus · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm from Ventura, and am unsure exactly where "Sacromento" is, but I'm glad I moved to Alaska as soon as I turned 18. I could build a house out of aluminum foil ('tin' foil is hard to come by) in my neighborhood, and no one would care, even though the cheapest house just sold for $275,000. Of course, I don't live in Los Anchorage, but I still have DSL, indoor plumbing, and a fire department 6 blocks away.

    -cp-

    Alaska -- America's most tax-friendly state

    1. Re:Glad I'm not a Californian anymore by friedo · · Score: 4, Funny

      On the downside, you live in Alaska.

    2. Re:Glad I'm not a Californian anymore by core+plexus · · Score: 4, Informative
      Yes, it's a hard life. Not paying state income taxes or purchase taxes, getting a check from the Permanent Fund every year for approx. $1,000, having all this fresh air and clean water and room to roam. Then there's the gold mine that I own. What a hassle it is to throw back the small gold so it can grow bigger. Heck, I remember once, when it got to -20 below zero for a couple of days. I had to drive almost an hour to find good skiing.

      Yep, I'm suffering here.

      -cp-

    3. Re:Glad I'm not a Californian anymore by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It must be nice to live in a state where there are apparently no kind of building codes. Tell me, does the state require that the schools children go to be built to any kind of specification, or is it okay if they're also made out of materials unsuitable for construction (eg. metal foils)? Is it okay for someone to sell you a house that's not suitable to live in?

      While the article isn't very well written, your complaint is just as poor. You might be glad you're no longer a Californian, but I'm almost entirely sure that it's not a California state law they're being charged under.

      Sadly, I often hear people say, "I should be able to pay to live in a neighborhood where aren't allowed to buy a house." It's under a similar but more reasonable principle that they're not allowed to cover their house in aluminum junk. They're (perhaps unknowingly) paying to live in an area where ugly houses aren't allowed.

      I suppose it's also somehow the State of New York's fault that in my apartment complex we're not allowed to put up satellite dishes.

    4. Re:Glad I'm not a Californian anymore by Zutfen · · Score: 3, Funny

      That sounds just like New Hampshire...

      Just without my own personal gold mine.

      or a bonus $1,000 a year...

      "Honey, we're moving to Alaska!"

      *smack*

      "Honey... recent developments seem to imply that we're staying in N.H."

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    5. Re:Glad I'm not a Californian anymore by spectral · · Score: 3, Funny

      -20 below zero? Why, upstate new york gets colder than 20 degrees (above zero). I'm moving to alaska, it's warmer! ;)

    6. Re:Glad I'm not a Californian anymore by LWATCDR · · Score: 3, Funny

      Different strokes.
      Some people would rather have good schools, a community, clean air, clean water, and a large amount of freedom.
      Others think that having a selection of 20 good Chinese restaurants they can call at 2:00 am for take out is more important.

      i will say that the people with the tin foil home are NUTS!
      If they REALLY believe that they are getting bombarded then just use a grounded fine metal screen. The could put it on the inside of there home and Spackle and paint over it! Oh wait the paint will probably cause there hair to fall out and their nipples to invert. Chemicals you know.
      They should not worry. I have informed my bosses at project Majestic to shift from microwaves to ELF so their shielding is now useless. Thank goodness HARP is on line now to deal with trouble makers like this.

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    7. Re:Glad I'm not a Californian anymore by Zutfen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No state income tax: Check

      No sales tax: Check

      Voted best state to live in based on quality of life: Check

      One of the top spots in the U.S. for small to mid size tech businesses: Check

      Beautiful flora and fauna: Check

      3 Cities on the "100 Best places to live" list:Check

      Yeah, N.H. is pretty lame... I guess.

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    8. Re:Glad I'm not a Californian anymore by trixy_1086 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here were some of points that I hit:
      The GDP of LA County alone is nearly double that of New Hampshire
      New Hampshire ranks 48th in the quality of its colleges according to US News and Reports
      Approx. 40% of private sector jobs are provided by foreign-owned companies, the highest of any state
      As of 2001, 6.8% of New Hampshire's GDP was exports, second lowest of any state.
      New Hampshire received approximately 35% more federal aid than it contributes tax dollars. Compare this to California, who's balance is 28% in the opposite direction.
      New Hampshire experienced a decrease in population of nearly 4%.
      Based on these facts, New Hampshire is clearly redundant. It offers little that is unique, and economically does very poor. I'm sure that it's a great place to live, but it doesn't cut the mustard when you compare it to other states. Here was my solution:
      Combine it with Vermont to form the state of New England, and splite another state into two pieces. The options for that were either Northern and Southern California, or East and West Texas. Admitting Puerto Rico as a state would be considered a last resort.

  36. The 9/11 anniversary and psychosis by Quirk · · Score: 4, Informative
    "The D'Souzas said the bombardment began after the first anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks"

    There's an interesting, if not well defined, link between trauma and psychosis. Delusions and paranoia seem to have a strong link to widely shared public "concerns". I recently talked with a psychiatrist about paraniod schizophrenics and mentioned that there seemed to be a recurring theme of religious delusion and persecution. He, in return, said that in the 50's, paranoid schizophrenics, frequently complained of persecution by communists. The bogey man of the day seems to morph readily into paranoid delusions.

    On a less humane note, it's scary these people are procreating, but just to help things along this site should validate their paranoia.

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  37. well, I may be drunk.... by Kulaid982 · · Score: 2, Informative

    but yes, yes I did read that URL as something do to wiht crak and chanels

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  38. Finally... by Albinofrenchy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like /.ers are making the news!

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  39. I agree, can be a sign of something serious by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A neighbour of my parents did this as he slowly slipped further into insanity. When I lived at home, he was a normal guy with a job. I never met him, but he never did anything that would indicate there was anything wrong. However a couple years later it started. He became a reculse, lost his job, began screaming at imaginary things at all hours of the night. He worse an AFDB, coated all his windows in aluminium foil and so on.

    The neighbours wanted to have him comitted for his own good, but you can't do that just because someone is acting crazy, so it kept worsening. Finally he did something threatening and they were able to get him to a mental instution. There he was treated and drugs were able to return his grasp on reality... Unfortunately like many, he elected to stop taking them. This time, his slip to madness was forever, as he decided to kill himself.

    Now while I suppose it is theoriticly possible these peopel are being bombarded by radiation, I somewhat doubt it. Microwave radiation isn't known to cause ill health effects at low levels, and if it was at any kind of serious levels you'd know, it would interfere with all kinds of things. Now higher energy radiation such as gamma could, but aluminium won't do shit for that, I'll take a reasonable plate of lead at least.

    Also all kinds of radiation are rather easy to detect. If you are concerned you can get or rent the necessary equipment and check. Someone who was in thier right mind and genuinely worried would likely do just such a thing. I mean what if it's something like radon? That's really dangerous as it can release alpha radiation inside you, which is a serious health problem.

    I agree with the parent, this is likely a case of eairly schizophrenia and needs to be dealt with. With proper treatment, most schizophrenics can lead a normal life. Without it, they usually totally lose their grip on reality and often hurt themselves.

  40. Re:Too bad he's running the site off on 28.8 Kbps by WankersRevenge · · Score: 5, Funny
    I guess we slashdotted his poor site ... I've attached the copy below ... check out the site once he get's it back ... the pictures are just hilarious. I pulled the links from the copy to save his server.

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    In case you're wondering, this Web page is about my next-door neighbors. Since my neighbors have been driving me crazy and no amount of civilized reasoning and/or negotiations have worked - I have decided to dedicate a small corner of cyber-space to them.

    My family and friends are constantly asking me to tell them the "latest" thing my neighbor has done so this page will save me from repeating myself. Besides, I thought it would be fun. Everything you read here is entirely true, that's what makes it so funny. Enjoy!

    Background:

    My neighbors moved into the house next to ours in October 1997. It's a brand new neighborhood with new houses. Everyone's house looks beautiful but that's about to change. The new neighbors seem like normal people until shortly after they move in (more later).

    First, let me say that my redneck neighbor is not destitute or under-privileged. The guy owns a business, drives VERY nice new cars, he just doesn't care about his house. In order to protect the ignorant, we'll call him John Doe # 8 or JD8 for short.

    October 1997 - They are here!

    Well, it should have been a sign of things to come but my neighbors move into their brand new house. Inventory: 1 artificial Christmas tree, clothes, stereo system, TV, no furniture). The Christmas tree is nicely decorated (remember, it's October). We can tell what the tree looks like because the windows have no miniblinds so at night, you can see right into the house as you drive up. They have also decided to wrap some strands of Christmas lights around their front porch railing. I guess there's no electric outlet nearby because they never turn these lights on.

    October 1997 - 1st Home beautification project

    It's dark outside, I'm standing in front of my house and my neighbor does the following: He gets in his car, drives it up to the house on the other side of my house (this house is still being built). He backs his car up to the construction site and opens the trunk. He calmly proceeds to load up the trunk with bricks and 2x4s. Pretty clever, huh?

    The following night, at around 9:00pm he decides it's time to build a mailbox post. It's very nice. He used the stolen 2x4s from the previous night. It looks like it's made out of 2x4s except he didn't steal any that were long enough so he nails a couple of them together to get the correct height - I mean, it has to look just right! The mailbox post is not very sturdy so he braces it with an additional 2x4 (at an angle). Click here to see the mailbox (no bracing 2x4 though).

    He uses the bricks as edging for his flower beds. They look nice. Especially with the newly planted bamboo trees and the ten gallon fish tank (no fish, just water).

    November 1997 - The fence!

    I wake up to my wife telling me, "Hey, it looks like JD8 is working on a fence". Well I don't think much of it until she tells me that he's trying to build a fence around the entire house (front and back) and that the fence is going to be chain-link. We have some "covenant rules" that prohibit you from putting up a silver chain-link fence. Also, you cannot have any fence go past the back of your house. By now, I am freaking out. I can see the property value falling faster than his mailbox post.

    Anyway, I get to work and at 9:01AM I call our builder. I explain the situation to him and he agrees to pay JD8 a visit before the concrete around the metal posts dries. Sure enough, I get home after work and the posts around the front of the house are laying on the street. Not exactly what I expected but at least they're out of the ground. Tra

  41. RIGHTS? by itzdandy · · Score: 2, Informative

    rights? hahaha haha ha ha a a . . ...

    the only way property values should have bering and a persons rights is when DIRECT damage is being done. for instances:
    1)you are burning your house and you catch your neighbors house of fire! or less extreme, the odor/smoke is drifting onto their property.
    2)you have weeds, your weeds are spreading to your neighbors property.
    3)anything else not along these lines, go F'ING LUCK!!!!

  42. Wow. by MasterSLATE · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In other news, people from California are crazy.

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    [sig]www.masterslate.org[/sig]
  43. Re:What the family should do... by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are many reasons that they can be forced to take it down. As it is shiny and metal, it could reflect into the eyes of pilots &c (long shot, but it is used). The residents of my city are forced to only use certain colour roofs, as we live in a primarily bushy area and it helps blend into the environment or something. The shields could also count as a 'structure' and have their removal ordered by the local government. Not to mention the fact that there is a "right to not be offended by an eyesore", if it causes a change in lifestyle or even minor discomfort, then it is required to be taken down.
    In conclusion, I win.

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    Anonymous Coward
  44. I am terribly disappointed... by The+Breeze · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is SLASHDOT, for God's sake, and no one has pointed out the obvious:

    They just need to call up Scotty and get him to give them some transparent alumminum. That should stop the neighbors from complaining.

    Sheesh. News for nerds? How can you call yourself nerds if you miss such an obvious, pathetic pun?

  45. That, or by EtherAlchemist · · Score: 5, Funny


    Tinfoil on the inside of your house. After all, you don't want them to know you're on to them.

    You know who I mean

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    R(k)
  46. Re:Too bad he's running the site off on 28.8 Kbps by dozer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Or link to a non-slashdotted copy.

    http://totfc.net/misc/rednecks/

  47. archive - funny by no-one-important · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not sure why I care (perhaps because I've seen the damage a redneck can do), but here's an archive with the pictures... It's pretty funny.

    http://web.archive.org/web/20021015131654/http://w ww.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm
  48. Hearing music on my phone! by Animats · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Some years ago, I started hearing music on my phone, even when no call was in progress.

    Of course, I just waited for station identification and found out which AM station I was getting. It turned out that the 50KW AM station nearby away had one of their three towers collapse in the 1989 California earthquake. Until they replaced it, their output pattern was distorted. I was in a really strong lobe.

    Adding a small bypass cap across the phone line helped the problem. But it took more filtering to completely cure it. I had to have the telco guys add some filtering on their side of the demark. And, years later, when I got DSL, that had to come out. Huge hassle. Three telco visits with test gear to get DSL working properly.

  49. Family Takes Down Metal That Covered Home by Zoyd · · Score: 2, Informative

    Family Takes Down Metal That Covered Home
    POSTED: 11:12 am PDT May 23, 2005
    UPDATED: 1:26 pm PDT May 23, 2005
    http://www.thekcrachannel.com/news/4520485/detail. html
    .

    NATOMAS, Calif. -- A house that neighbors called an eyesore is starting to blend in after a Sacramento family spent the weekend removing the metal covering their house.

    The D'Souza family started taking it down this weekend. They claim neighbors are bombarding their home with harmful microwave radiation and it's making them sick.

    The D'Souza's lined the inside and outside of their home with metal and aluminum to block the rays, but the Sacramento city building inspector ordered them to take it down by Monday.

    The city says that all the metal is dangerous and that there is no evidence of radiation.

    1. Re:Family Takes Down Metal That Covered Home by whitehatlurker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Check out the link - there is a survey as to whether or not people think they should have been forced to remove the sheeting.

      --
      .. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
  50. Satellite images from Google Maps by thisisauniqueid · · Score: 2

    I thought it would be cool to see if you could see the aluminum panels from space using Google Maps. However, the entire area around the D'Souza's neighbors' house is greyed out in both the satellite maps and the roadmaps. Weird.

    1. Re:Satellite images from Google Maps by zerbot · · Score: 2

      Um... those satellite images on Google maps are not real time. I found our house, and the house that we used to live in is only a few blocks away. We sold it to a guy who subdivided the lot and built a house in the back yard. The house was completed over three years ago, but there is no sign of it on the Google satellite images.

  51. Private property by stuce · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sorry. They might be as crazy as SCO but private property is private property.

    If the neighbors or the city really has something to gain with their house looking good they should either offer to pay for more attractive tin foil or offer to buy their house from them. Forcing a private property owner to decorate their home a certain way at gunpoint is not part of a free society.

    1. Re:Private property by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Private property is private property.

      And municipal housing codes are municipal housing codes.

      When you buy a home, you're agreeing to abide by the rules in that location that pertain to home ownership. Some such rules are just common sense, like requiring a permit to dig around underground where the utility lines are. Some of them are excessively onerous, like Homeowners' Association bylaws. The rules in this case seem to fall somewhere in between.

    2. Re:Private property by djrogers · · Score: 2, Insightful

      HOA Covenants, Conditions, Regulation and are willfully entered into upon purchase of a home in an HOA. In fact, you have to sign a few documents stating that you have been shown the CC&Rs, and that you agree to abide by them. The reasons for wanting ot live in an HOA should be obvious to anyone who's had a neigbor like this destroy the 'feel' of a neighborhood.
      The way I look at it is this - if a bunch of like-minded individuals want to agree to a set of CC&Rs, why shouldn't they be allowed to?

      --
      Think outside the... Hey, where'd the friggin' box go?
  52. Re:Proof that physics and pot don't mix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shhh... now the police are going to start monitoring the temperature of the water in sewers. Don't give away the best tricks.

  53. The OFFICIAL tinfoil hat site by young-earth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Come one, come all, see this site and admire the stylish and attractive choices.

    Seriously, this guy worked for a real good friend of mine for a while, and he is real serious about this stuff.

    Yow...

  54. Re:Too bad he's running the site off on 28.8 Kbps by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 2
    You might feel differently if you were the one living next to them.

    Frankly, I feel bad for both parties; one is clearly insane, the other is driven to despair by his neighbor's insanity.

    --
    "OH SHIT, THERE'S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL!"
  55. Or worse! by StarCharter · · Score: 2, Funny

    All of that metal might attract a tornado that thought it was a trailer park.

  56. Sure, sympathy for the tin foil people by smchris · · Score: 3, Funny

    On the other hand, try being the one _propagating_ the radio waves. Flight path restrictions exempted, amateur radio operators have a federal license to a 100 foot tower and 1000 watts output. Happy homeowners' meeting announcing that.

  57. Re:Too bad he's running the site off on 28.8 Kbps by cyphem · · Score: 3, Informative

    Google offers some pictures, small but neat. Excellent story :-)

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    Reading this signature is senseless so don't do it.
  58. Buy a dictionary. by Gruneun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, it's a community code. It means the community got together and a majority decided that they wanted to live in an area with certain rules. Nobody is forced to live in the community and that same community can act to modify those codes whenever they please.

    This has nothing to do with race, national pride, or an unchecked autocracy. Therefore, the fascism label simply doesn't apply. I suggest you learn the meaning of a word before you start throwing it around.

    1. Re:Buy a dictionary. by Maestro4k · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes, it's a community code. It means the community got together and a majority decided that they wanted to live in an area with certain rules. Nobody is forced to live in the community and that same community can act to modify those codes whenever they please. I wouldn't be so sure of that. There are far too many incidents where residents have had to SUE the community organization to put a halt to it's nonsense. I haven't researched the particulars but I figure it must be a case where members are appointed and then run amok. I've seen stories of community codes requiring houses to be painted a particular color, requiring a specific type of railing be used on porches/decks (and we're not talking minimum safety specs here, we're talking ONE particular type of banner is what everyone is required to use), etc. To add insult to injury some of them will make these rules and not bother to grandfather in any houses violating them already. How would you feel if your "community code" got changed and then the organization demanded you tear down your entire porch railing and replace it?

      In some places it may a matter of democracy, but in all the bad stories I've read there appears to be no democracy to the organizations. Somehow, someway, they ended up becoming little fiefdoms for those in charge.

      This has nothing to do with race, national pride, or an unchecked autocracy. Therefore, the fascism label simply doesn't apply. I suggest you learn the meaning of a word before you start throwing it around. Before you start putting the smack down on someone verbally you should do your homework and make sure you're not wrong. I know that either the author of Kevin & Kell or This is True had a problem with their community organization over porch banners in the past year. (I'm pretty sure it was the author of Kevin & Kell, but not 100% sure.) What made it stand out in my mind was that they actually made the changes necessary to make the community organization happy only to find out right afterwards that several homeowners were refusing to comply and filing a lawsuit against the community organization. That certainly doesn't sound like a democratic process was used to decide the new policy does it?
    2. Re:Buy a dictionary. by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless we're talking about an encorporated municipal entity here a mere "majority" is insufficient to support these shenanigans. Either a contract is required AT TIME OF PURCHASE or a UNANIMOUS consent is required.

      A portion of the neighborhood can't just suddenly decide one day to play busybody with the rest of the neighborhood.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    3. Re:Buy a dictionary. by phlinn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you misunderstood him. If I am understanding the post correctly, he didn't think the newly implemented policy was implemented with a democratic process and was then fought by several home owners. He didn't say that the suit was undemocratic.

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      "Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny! Free men pull in all sorts of directions" -- Havelock Vetinari
    4. Re:Buy a dictionary. by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It means the community got together and a majority decided that they wanted to live in an area with certain rules.

      Awww - they're so cute when they're young and idealistic, aren't they?

      These days, rules aren't decided by the majority. Rules (laws) are passed in order to pacify small groups who are very adept at making a lot of noise and attracting attention to themselves and their cause. The majority of people just want everyone else to leave them alone.

  59. Disect the name California by infonography · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cali meaning Heat
    Forni as in Fornication
    nia as in Narnia (A magical land)

    The Magical land of Hot Sex?

    And you wonder why this stuff goes on there.

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    Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
  60. Tyrrany of the Masses by Java+Ape · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Sure, this family may be a bit off, but I agree with the posters who point out that, unless building codes have been violated or the public safety compromised, this guy should be left alone.

    America has many problems, most of which have been frequently pointed out on slashdot, where tinfoil hats are de'rigueur. I think this story points to the conflict between individual rights (a basic measure of freedom), and the mis-application of "democracy" to force the desires of the majority on everyone else.

    Most people live in white houses, obviously that's the preferred color. Perhaps it should be illegal for me to live in an offensive green one. Catholics outnumber all other religions, why SHOULDN'T they be able pass a law requireing the rest of us to attend mass, after all it's DEMOCRACY. The Religious right doesn't think we should do stem-cell research -- guess we'd better cut federal funding from one of the most promising fields since antibiotics.

    Unless he's endangering his family or neighbors, they should leave this family alone. Protecting propterty values by heavy-handed regulation should NOT the mandate of the government in a free society.

  61. How are things on the militia base? by WebCowboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Must get lonely out there in the middle of Montana or North Dakota or wherever you are, hours away from any other civilisation. You should get into town more--despite being "fascist" the good citizens of those towns really are nice people.

    Seriously though I'm guessing you have a bit of a warped sense of humour or you are a masterfull troll. Besides the fact that there ARE health and safety concerns associsted with prostitution and scrap vehicles, a typical community code is quite reasonable. If all people were reasonable and considerate there would be no need for such codes.

    Alas, a small but significant minority of people are complete jackasses. Given the chance these people will paint their houses hot pink with purple, orange and yellow trim and park a rusty old truck with two flat tires on the front lawn under the shade of their 12-foot C-Band dish (the one that pipes hard-core porn into their living room which they view with the volume on so high everyone on the block can count the orgasms).

    These codes might not be about health and safety, but they are about the right of law abiding citizens to live in realtive peace. Unfortunately, there are other types of jackasses who are the opposite--these are the ones that insist on hearing their favourite pins drop after 9PM, mow their lawns in a checkerboard pattern and wish everyone would do the same, and hold up city business with requests for more traffic-calming measures, more noise bylaws and more regulation of every little thing that slightly annoys them.

    If you find you are living in a redneck hellhole, or nazi-Stepford-suburbia there is a way to stop the madness. It is called "civic duty". Get involved in politics--especially at the local level. Attend the odd community planning meeting, endorse non-wacky candidates for office and vote for them...or at least vote for cryin' out loud. The latter form of jackass knows this already, and that is why California is so whacked that a government led by Conan the Barbarian is actually a vast improvement over the previous rock-bottom situation with Davis.