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Porn in Your Pocket

cmaster383 writes "Wired is running a story about the use of a PSP for distribution of Porn. 'Two Japanese publishers of adult DVD video have announced plans to release a selection of their top titles on Sony's Universal Media Disc, or UMD, format, which is currently supported exclusively by the PSP, next month. These aren't shady gray-market items: The eight video discs will be officially licensed by Sony and carry the PSP logo on the package.'"

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  1. Change in strategy... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When home video recorders were the next big thing, the VHS format won out over Sony's higher-quality Betamax. Why? Because the adult film industry embraced VHS.

    Linux activists have been focusing on the wrong market penetration...

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    1. Re:Change in strategy... by Vodak · · Score: 2, Funny
      Linux activists have been focusing on the wrong market penetration...

      Hey now. This is a family website you dummy =]

    2. Re:Change in strategy... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 2, Funny


      Heh heh heh....penetration...

      ^_^

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    3. Re:Change in strategy... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't you mean Penetration Market

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    4. Re:Change in strategy... by Phu5ion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, the open source movement does have backing (SFW).

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    5. Re:Change in strategy... by PhotoBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's a pity Betamax didn't win then, as shorter tapes would have spared us all the crappy "acting" that goes on before they get down to it.

  2. The blessings of the Pr0n Industry by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Insightful


    How does the saying go...that for any media to survive in the marketplace, it has to be accepted by the porn industry?

    Looks like Sony's done their homework.

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    1. Re:The blessings of the Pr0n Industry by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Looks like Sony's been burned in the past (Betamax), and decided that UMD might fly if they did porn...

    2. Re:The blessings of the Pr0n Industry by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, if anyone buys the license, that is. Who would do that? I'm sure DVD licenses are much cheaper and UMDs played on a big TV make it much more apparent how bad the quality is. I mean, they're trying to push HDTV and sell us disks that don't even hold standard TV size?

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  3. Kiler APP by Vodak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally... The PSP has the killer application is needs to truly succeed. But I would hate to be the janitor required to clean the Middle school or high school bathrooms around the country.

  4. Missed opertunity by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now come on the title could of been so much better for the article ..
    For example "Porn-Station pocket" or "Play(with yourself)station pocket" or ever "Play-Station porn-set "

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  5. Re:My cousins aren't going to be happy. by generic-man · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's already possible to watch porn on a GBA using that SD-card media adapter that's for sale in Japan. The GBA is not region-locked so that adapater would work in the U.S. too.

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  6. the motto in the porn industry always has been by dario_moreno · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "new media, same old shit"

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    1. Re:the motto in the porn industry always has been by RealityMogul · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ewww, you mean they're going to be scat videos. That just sucks ass.

  7. Is that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    some porn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!?

    1. Re:Is that by Swervin · · Score: 3, Funny

      the power of porn in the palm of your hands. . .well, one hand

    2. Re:Is that by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "some porn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!?"

      Wow, your battery died quick.

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  8. Heh by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 2, Funny

    This brings a whole new meaning to the term hardcore gamer...

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    1. Re:Heh by Cornflake917 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a feeling the PSP is going to have a problem with sticky buttons. Don't ask me why.

  9. Who Wants to Watch Porn On the Go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I watch pr0n, I want it to be in the privacy of my own home so I can...uh...fully enjoy it. Why would you want to watch it on your commute to work? It would just make it harder to concentrate once you arrive.

    1. Re:Who Wants to Watch Porn On the Go? by thelenm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sony is a Japanese company. Japanese businessmen are notorious for reading pornographic manga on the commute to and from work. Even if there's not great demand for "porn on the go" in the USA (and maybe there is), I think this will be pretty popular in Japan.

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  10. Strange Oxymoron by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "...Sony's Universal Media Disc, or UMD, format, which is currently supported exclusively by the PSP..."

    Universal Exclusivity.

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    1. Re:Strange Oxymoron by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Universal Exclusivity."

      Yeesh. Universal, as in "more than just video". You'd think people around here would be smart enough to get this, but noooOOOOooo, every single PSP article has to have this exact same comment modded up.

  11. Who does this benefit? by Boing · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To all the people observing that porn is frequently the driving force for new media formats, someone explain to me... who is going to buy porn movies for a portable device? What is the compelling situation where one would want to watch porn on a small screen like the PSP's? Really just genuinely curious.

  12. Not being the most porn savvy person by pluke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But i'm really not looking forward to sitting next to some guy on the train who's watching porn, and i imagine a lot of parents wouldn;t be too happy about this either. I believe a lot of porn mags are bought but most of them are 'used' at home. The whole concept seems floored, if people want porn to watch in private they'll get higher quality dvd's or if they want to watch porn on the move they'll get arrested. The market seems too small to me.

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  13. And it's not just movies... by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    http://illusion.jp/download/br2_psp.html

    The world's most popular 1-on-1 rape game gets ported to the PSP too.

    (no, seriously, this game tops the charts at Himeya Store)

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  14. Re:Understand by koi88 · · Score: 2, Funny


    I don't even see why it would have to be shady. What's so shady about porn?

    Shhh! Not so loud...

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  15. Re:mmm, ok, porn aside... by leonardluen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    it is called "Universal Media disc", because calling it "restrictive media disc" wouldn't look as good to your customers...you can likely thank the marketing department for making up that name.

  16. Too Late by robbway · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used the PSP for porn almost immediately. I only saved photos on my memory stick pro duo (why does that sound so dirty, all of a sudden?). They looked really good! And then I removed them. For some reason I didn't think it was a good idea to have porn on a device that is targeted at minors and that would very probably end up in a minor's hands. I could see the headlines: "Accidental Porn Release...."

  17. Tiny parts by Phudman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow, you get to see naked chicks shrunk down into two inches. Now trying to look that close will really make you go blind!

  18. OK We got it awhile ago, UMD is an oxymoron by DJ+Wipeout · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is it that almost three months after NA release and well over six months since JP release EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE that mentions the PSP has yet another person seemingly possessed to post "ZOMG! Teh U stands 4 Universal, yet....it is a proprietary format!" That was a funny-once, not a funny-40-hojillion.

    Did anyone bother to stop and think that maybe, just maybe, the U in UMD refers to the M and not the D? That is, you can put any kind of media on it? As in, music and movies and pictures and games, (Yes, I know that's not all media types) which is what they've been pimping the thing for in the first place? I'm not saying it's not a stupid name, and I know Sony is the king of proprietary formats, but jeez. Give it a rest already.

  19. Re:My cousins aren't going to be happy. by apoc06 · · Score: 2, Informative

    the psp can store your own videos on it without anything extra other than enough space. and thats out of the box, not requiring some obscure piece of hardware from half a world away.

    the point is that now they have dvd quality discs; no more rooting around downloading crappy quality crap just to reencode it to an even more crappy quality media to play it on some crappy handheld screen. the fact that the media is porn just makes it more taboo since most people associate the ps with video games, and thereby a child's toy. sony stated quite flatly that their latest incarnations of hardware are not simply for video games or for the kiddie age demographics. they are building media centers. so they want people to be able to show off their equipment. porn is just their way of marketing to everyone. you can watch whatever youre into: from anime to summer hits to porn. they got something for everyone. as much as we sweep it under the rug, porn is a serious industry and lots of money could stand to be made from it, and could sway more and more people into the sony camp. bottomline, thats all they care about in the end.

  20. Honestly, honey... by sdhankin · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I only bought it for the games!