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Grizzly-sized Catfish Caught in Thailand

An anonymous reader writes "Fishermen in northern Thailand have netted a fish as big as a grizzly bear, a 646-pound Mekong giant catfish, the heaviest recorded since Thai officials started keeping records in 1981. The behemoth was caught in the Mekong River and may be the largest freshwater fish ever found."

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  1. Wow.. by Prophetic_Truth · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel so bad for his grandkids

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    1. Re:Wow.. by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dude, didn't your grandfather fish? Didn't he tell you about "the big one"? How much do you think this guy is going to brag? Are you slowly realizing what the joke was?

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  2. Largest Fish by Matrix2110 · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a long time hunter of the Sturgeon I would have to say that this is recorded and the ones that get away are much bigger.

    1. Re:Largest Fish by psergiu · · Score: 2, Informative

      The ones that get away are always bigger, ask any fisherman :)

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    2. Re:Largest Fish by lowrydr310 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I was ice fishing with my father this past winter and he pulled a monster largemouth bass (18-20") out of a small pond. What's amazing is that the ice fishing rods we were using only had a very light line on them that wasn't even rated close to hold what that bass weighed. What's even more amazing is that we weren't fishing for bass and my father never caught a bass in his life, let alone while ice fishing.

      I thought for sure something was going to happen like the fish falling back through the hole in the ice, but we managed to get some pictures of it.

    3. Re:Largest Fish by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even right here in America catfish get pretty big. My middle school bus driver hauled in a 130lb and there were tales of fish way bigger than that in Pickwick Lake in Tennessee. Deep lakes and river channels apparently are favored by these monsters!

    4. Re:Largest Fish by Kineel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, that's the preview picture. That fish was what he was using for bait.

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    5. Re:Largest Fish by incom · · Score: 2, Informative

      They are lake sturgeon which live entireley in fresh water, but they are about 1/5th the weight as the ocean/river breeds.

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  3. Wipe them all out! by aLEczapKA · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It's amazing to think that giants like this still swim in some of the world's rivers"

    Well not this one anymore...

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  4. Re:Sounds tasty...but probly not edible... by MoonFog · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's already been eaten. The whole fish.

  5. It was THIS BIG!!! by el_womble · · Score: 3, Funny

    No really it was! Somebodies grand kids are never going to here the end of this!

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  6. news for nerds... stuff that matters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    and a fish.

    1. Re:news for nerds... stuff that matters... by mindaktiviti · · Score: 3, Funny

      er... So long, and thanks for all the fish?

  7. Bottom Feeder by NickFortune · · Score: 4, Funny
    They say that catfish will eat anything. I've always wondered if that was true. You'd need some really repulsive foodstuff for a test case.

    I don't suppose we could feed it Darl McBride?

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    1. Re:Bottom Feeder by spellraiser · · Score: 5, Funny
      My god, that's a cruel and disgusting suggestion. To suggest chopping this man up and feeding him to a catfish.

      Just wait 'til PETA hears about this! Catfish have feelings too, you know.

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    2. Re:Bottom Feeder by way2trivial · · Score: 3, Funny

      you understand these creatures swim and eat in water? and introducing that class of toxin to a body of water is a violation to every countrys laws?

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  8. Ask commercial divers who work in the Mississippi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are catfish this big in the Mississippi.

    Some divers, upon seeing them, quit diving that same day.

  9. Endangered species by mulhall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One down, not many left to go:

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/05/05 15_030515_giantcatfish.html

    Still who cares about extinction, if you can get a nice photo out of it?

    1. Re:Endangered species by swiggidy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From your FA

      threats to the giant catfish include commercial fishing, their touting to tourists as a food said to impart wisdom, and dynamite blasting of their spawning ground.

      Maybe photos of the big one aren't the problem

    2. Re:Endangered species by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hope they didn't forget to yell

      "IT'S COMMING RIGHT FOR US!!!!"

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  10. I for one by JaF893 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one welcome our new grizlly-catfish overlords.

  11. Re:Sounds tasty...but probly not edible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    but considering my experience of SE asia, i dont' think i might want to eat it....at least not before boiling it in a vat of super-pressurised steam for a few days....

    Yeah, you'll need to get rid of all the Agent Orange.

  12. how to die by Karma+Sucks · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The fish was caught and eaten in a remote village in Thailand along the Mekong River, home to more species of giant fish than any other river.

    Local environmentalists and government officials negotiated to release the record-breaking animal[...]

    But the fish, an adult male, later died. "


    Being eaten does that you.

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    1. Re:how to die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      " But the fish, an adult male, later died. "

      Geez, was there any doubt that it was adult? I'd
      release something into my pants if I was in a
      river with one of those things and found out
      it was a juvenile ....

      - Moomin

    2. Re:how to die by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, you just have to wonder, what is it about that river that makes it home to more species of giant fish than any other river ?? And is it actually safe to eat these monster fish??

    3. Re:how to die by JonTurner · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>The fish was caught and eaten in a remote village in Thailand

      Six hundred pounds of catfish? I think they meant to say "eaten by a remote village in Thailand"

  13. Article on this amazing species by putko · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here is an article on these fish. Sadly they sound like they are on the way out -- humans have disrupted their environment to the point that the populations are isolated and can't move around freely enough.

    Here is a photo of a giant stingray from the same area.

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    1. Re:Article on this amazing species by richcoder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sadly they sound like they are on the way out -- humans have disrupted their environment to the point that the populations are isolated and can't move around freely enough"

      Well look at the source. Of course National Geographic will represent them as "on the way out". When was the last NG special you've seen that doesn't spend half the time talking about the doomed earth.

      I sure miss those old nature specials that told us about animal behavior and not human behavior. .It's strange that they are in danger, but we are finding the biggest one ever seen. I do think environmental issues are of BIG importance, but must every article/show about nature revolve around it?

      Start you "enlightened" flames now...

      -richcoder

    2. Re:Article on this amazing species by mizukami · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So, just to make sure that I understand your points:


      Well look at the source. Of course National Geographic will represent them as "on the way out".


      You think that National Geographic just made up the reported fact that populations of this species of catfish have decreased by 80% in the past 13 or so years due to human destruction of their environment, and that this was done to fit some anti-human editorial stance that they've taken? Either that or the fact that they wouldn't have reported this had the species not been endangered? Right?


      It's strange that they are in danger, but we are finding the biggest one ever seen.


      So your claim is:
      We've just found the largest specimen of this species recorded so far (i.e., since 1981, when records were first kept), therefore the population of this species is not in danger.

      Right?
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    3. Re:Article on this amazing species by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First, from your post it is blatantly obvious that you don't read National Geographic. Your post is instead a knee-jerk reaction based on bad information.

      Second, National Geographic's statements regarding the catfish are factually correct. Please read and re-read that statement -- "statements regarding the catfish are factually correct". Please stop dismissing factually correct information as some sort of leftist bias...

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  14. Full Resolution AP Photo by invarilin · · Score: 5, Informative

    Thought you all would enjoy this. Full resolution AP photo of the catfish. http://ftp2.nationalgeographic.com/pressroom/GIANT %20CATFISH/GiantCatfish.jpg

    1. Re:Full Resolution AP Photo by Fastball · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not buying it. Those are the fabled little people of the Mekong River. That fish is only twelve inches in length.

  15. Re:Ask commercial divers who work in the Mississip by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wimps, what would they do if they saw a really big fish ?

    Having said that I get scared by pike when I'm diving so I probably shouldn't be commenting.

  16. Re:i thought the /. motto was... by malkavian · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because the fish is both setting a record (such things matter to some), and it's also on the critically endangered species list (this can also be construed to mean being something "that matters").

  17. Read around TFA by BristolCream · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Thai fisheries officials had hoped to release this adult male Mekong giant catfish after they stripped it of milt for a captive-breeding program. But the whopping fish, which was as big a grizzly bear, didn't survive." http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/ph otogalleries/giantcatfish/photo3.html

  18. Killing Big Fish by Catmeat · · Score: 4, Informative
    From this this article in New Scientist:

    it appears that killing the largest and oldest fish has a disproportionate effect on the population as the big ones tend to be the most prolific breeders.

    The Mekong giant catfish would be an awful lot better off if this particular great-great-granddaddy/grandmommy had stayed in the water.

  19. Some photos of fish caught in the same area by putko · · Score: 3, Informative
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  20. story of this fish in german by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Story of this fish in german.

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  21. More Photos Here, Plus Other Cryptid Catfish by Absentminded-Artist · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was researching this just yesterday so I'm not surprised to see it here. That fish is a whole heckuvva lot larger than the catfish I used to catch and eat as a kid.

    There are some great photos here at National Geographic's Article on the fish. My favorite photo is the one with an elderly gent cutting a steak larger than his torso. Dang! At that size I wonder if they taste any good?

    Of course, Giant Catfish are the stuff of legends, and usually have a kernal of truth. (Links to other whoppers there as well)

    Usually tales of the "big one that got away" or, in this case, "Catfish the size of Volkswagon Bugs" are dismissed, but according to Loren Coleman's "Mysterious America" (March 2004 ed. /My affiliate link), Chapter 10, even Mark Twain claims to have seen one more than six feet long and weighing 250 pounds in the Mississippi River. (How he managed to weigh it is not recorded ^_-). But cryptozoologists still try to hunt them down, even this summer as reported here. Chester Moore, the organizer of the event, claims that preservation is their goal as well as discovery. This is the biggest North American expedition to research cryptid catfish I've heard of, so it will be interesting to see if they get lucky. They'll need to discover the fish first, though, before talking about preservation. ::)

    Preservation of giant catfish is part of the WWF's mission, too, in Thailand & Cambodia. Just this month four giant catfish bred in captivity were released into the Mekong. So Giant Catfish are real in the Amazon, Europe, Asia, etc., but cryptozoological here in the States. Would be cool if they weren't, though.

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    1. Re:More Photos Here, Plus Other Cryptid Catfish by jonbrewer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      even Mark Twain claims to have seen one more than six feet long and weighing 250 pounds in the Mississippi River. (How he managed to weigh it is not recorded ^_-).

      If you're really skeptical, visit the natural history museum at the University of Kansas to see skeletons and pictures of catfish taken (by hand by divers) in the Kansas River just a hundred years ago.

  22. Read around TFA by BristolCream · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Thai fisheries officials had hoped to release this adult male Mekong giant catfish after they stripped it of milt for a captive-breeding program. But the whopping fish, which was as big a grizzly bear, didn't survive." http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/ph otogalleries/giantcatfish/photo3.html

  23. It's not the fish that matters..... by mike1086 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The news for nerds...stuff that matters...has nothing to do with the fish.

    The stuff that matters is the creation of new metrics for describing fish size...that unit being the "grizzly bear".

    This really gets rid of restrictions placed on fishey stories when using pounds, feet and inches.

    1. Re:It's not the fish that matters..... by kaellinn18 · · Score: 2, Funny

      So how many grizzly bears are there in a Library of Congress? And why do they keep going in there?

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  24. Re:Congratulations by Mazem · · Score: 2, Informative

    Reminds me of when the government approved cutting down the oldest living thing on earth.

  25. Re:Human Instincts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    And how would sir like his catfish ?
    can you make mine rare.

  26. Largest fish by Rzso · · Score: 2

    Actually, I know it so, that the largest freshwater fish is the European sturgeon (Huso Huso), http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/account s/information/Huso_huso.html It can be well over 1000 kg.

  27. Giant Catfish... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I live in Tennessee. Where I live it's a locally known phenomenon that some catfish caught (one every few years) are shockingly large. (I assume this was normal everywhere?)

    I remember reading in local papers at least a few times in the past 15 years or so that one of exceptionally impressive size had been caught. Now, the funny thing is I have actually seen photos, polaroids even, of these fish since I was a child and never thought twice about it. What I always thought was "Some catfish get really big, some get insanely big." The largest photo I saw was of a huge, fat, disgusting catfish that really DID fill the bed of a small truck. (Think 80's/90's S10 pickup).

    The largest catfish I've ever seen personally (not counting photos) was not quite that big. It was only about 3-4 feet long (almost as tall as my little brother at the time. I have pictures somewhere...)

    I never even stopped to think that the fish wasn't just big, but actually an endangered variety of fish.

    As I do some reading on the internet about Giant Catfish in this area I find very little, or at least nothing "Official". So that makes me wonder if it isn't the case that people around here are just "used to it" and the word doesn't really spread to those who might be interested in exactly this sort of thing?

    Maybe these creatures are more common than one might think? Still, I would have to assume they are endagered.

    I do know there is/was an 80 lb catfish on display at the Tennessee Aquarium. Though that really isn't in the same league as most giant catfish.

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  28. Why is this on Slashdot by MyShinyMetalAss · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why is this even on Slashdot? I dont have time for this. I have bigger fish to fry.

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  29. Re:Forget SE Asia for a moment... by CableModemSniper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mmm fried catfish. Deeelicious.

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  30. Cartoon fishing by ZackSchil · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Chainarong Sretthachau, director of the conservation group Southeast Asia Rivers Network in Chiang Mai, Thailand, said threats to the giant catfish include commercial fishing, their touting to tourists as a food said to impart wisdom, and dynamite blasting of their spawning ground.

    What the hell? I thought that was a joke in cartoons. People actually fish en masse like that? Does it even work?

  31. I'll certainly be... by Smuttley · · Score: 2, Funny

    adding the Mekong River to my list of places never to swim :)

    1. Re:I'll certainly be... by wobblie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most people who are stupid enough to swim in the Mississippi don't come back, the currents are more dangerous than the fish

  32. Re:Human Instincts by patio11 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Its easy for those of us who live in the Western world, where food comes from the supermarket, to say "Hey, thats mildly amusing and useful in no practical way -- why not throw it back?" Would you say the same if it required that *your* kids not have dinner that night?

  33. Re:Human Instincts by Frogbert · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well the alternative is to rip out its insides and stuff the thing. Now you tell me which is the bigger waste.

  34. Re:Human Instincts by varmittang · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, if you catch and kill all the fish, then it looks like you are going to have to move the village, or starve to death due to your ignorance.

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  35. Re:i thought the /. motto was... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So Biology\Zoology is not considered science, and therefore isn't for nerds?

    Keeping and appreciating animals can be quite a geeky trait, aquarists included. Fishkeeping is a hobby that I'm starting to get into and the more I learn, the more I see geek potential.

    Take for example, keeping a tank. Monitoring the nitrogen cycle by examining levels of ammonia, nitrite and nitrate is necessary for a healthy aquarium. You even get to break out the test-tubes and droppers like you're Gil Grissom!

    Catfish, like the one in the article (albeit smaller, of course) are a popular choice for community aquariums because they are interesting animals that add variety. A lot of attention is given to ancestry - new and rare breeds can be very expensive indeed and each new type is meticulously labelled. I bet there are hundreds of Slashdotters reading this article and thinking to themselves 'I need a bigger tank', and are thinking of a place in the house to situate a 100,000 gallon bowfront...

    Once you buy a fish tank, you never go back. Multiple Tank Syndrome (MTS) is an industry-recognised condition that's uttered with both humour and sincerity. Setting up your own ecosystem - choosing plants, substrate and decorations, as well as the fish - is like case modding, only it actually looks good.

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  36. Re:Ask commercial divers who work in the Mississip by bluprint · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No need to be a dick. It's generally considered common knowledge around these parts that catfish in large lakes can get as big as a volkswagon. Usually told in a similar vane of "what divers have seen". Of course, it could just be a wives tale. There are plenty of reasonably sized catfish, so I'm not sure why anyone would go to the trouble of actually trying to catch.

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  37. Re:Ask commercial divers who work in the Mississip by Kyru · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess I don't have any hard proof to give ya, but I've always heard stories of freaky giant fish that live behind the Lock and Dams in the Mississippi that cause some divers to refuse to go down there. Of course these could all be old wives tales but I've heard them enough times to wonder.

  38. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    A Mr. Gordon of Gordon fishsticks has set out to create the largest ever big yellow box. More information at your local Costco/PriceClub in the near future...

  39. Give a man a fish... by constantnormal · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... and you've fed him for a day, and another day, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and ...

    Teach a man to fish, and [insert your own punchline here]

    1. Re:Give a man a fish... by karnal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You forgot to give a man a freezer. So after the 3rd day, he died of food poisoning....

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  40. Explosives and more by SkiifGeek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Unfortunately, in the more unregulated fishing areas in the World, explosive, and cyanide fishing is still popular.

    The premise behind explosive fishing is to lob down a couple of sticks of your favourite explosive, and then wait for the stunned fish to float to the surface before scooping them into your boat. Unfortunately, it is extremely indiscriminate, can damage the remaining fish, and can cause extensive underwater damage to the seafloor.

    Cyanide fishing is just as bad, where divers puff a small amount of cyanide into the water to stun fish before collection. This keeps the fish live, and results in no external physical damage. On a broader scale, mass poison release for wider area fishing is less effective, but just as dangerous to sealife. The other problem is that fish collect toxins in their bodies which then get passed through the food chain, to us.

    If you wondered how they got the live fish into the tank at some Asian restaurants, it could very well be the result of cyanide fishing, especially if they are claiming them to be wild fish.
  41. Re:Ask commercial divers who work in the Mississip by WaterBreath · · Score: 4, Informative

    125lb (57kg) Catfish caught in Mississippi in Iowa: http://www.santeecoopercats.net/records-il.html

    Obviously, this doesn't come close to 650lbs like the one from the Mekong. But it does come close to the one you linked.

    Personally, I could care less who has the biggest fish. I'm just sick of people looking for every possible opportunity to rant about how dumb and ridiculous they think Americans are.

  42. Re:Forget SE Asia for a moment... by wobblie · · Score: 3, Informative

    You do realize catfish are one of the most eaten fish in the world?

    that said, this thing is NOT for eating (though they did eat it). Big freshwater fish like that a usually full of worms and are disgusting. We have lots of 50 lb. cats where I live, but no one would think of eating one.

  43. Paddlefish by Detritus · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Besides giant catfish, North America has the paddlefish, an ancient-looking fish that is a filter-feeder. Unfortunately, habitat destruction and poachers (for caviar) have made it an endangered species.

    The biggest fish that I've caught in my life weighed 30 lbs., and it seemed like a monster. I don't think I want to catch a fish that weighs more than I do.

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  44. Re:Did no one think by stfvon007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Possibilities: The fish ATE a bear. Overfishing caused the growth (build a better mousetrap, nature makes a better mouse. Build a better fishing net.....) Fish are having obisity problems too.

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  45. Re:Ask commercial divers who work in the Mississip by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "It's generally considered common knowledge around these parts"

    Oh well it must be true then. After all , who needs empirical evidence when you've got common knowledge. Hell , why did we even bother with the last 200 years of science when we could have just asked local yokels for an explanation for everything!

  46. Noodling for the Mekong Catfish? by amightywind · · Score: 2, Funny

    Noodling for catfish is popular in Oklahoma. I would argue that, after tractor pull, it is the greatest contribution of redneck culture to American sport. I hope that news of the Mekong Catfish will lead Oklahoma's best to the ultimate challenge. Who will be catching whom?

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  47. Heal Thyself by ianscot · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Some organisms just don't fit with our way of life.

    Here's hoping those organisms that don't "fit with our way of life" don't eventually include our own species. Natural selection includes you and me, too, however "slightly different" you think we may be. And mass extinctions don't tend to leave the same species at the top of the pyramid, unless you're counting prokaryotic cells or something.

    Environmentalism is enlightened self-interest, not some tree-hugging, static-world conceit about spotted owls and condors being awfully kewl.

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  48. Definitely edible! by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, these giant catfish are quite a delicacy. The price is such that many locals have never had an opportunity to eat it: only a handful are taken each season and the top Bangkok restaurants buy them.

  49. Re:Forget SE Asia for a moment... by onepoint · · Score: 2, Informative

    Who is G-d person?

    Simple, in certain faiths the word God can not be written without certain rules.

    My jewish friends do this, they write it like this so that when the document is tossed in the trash, it's not act against god.

    there are some rules ot the termination of documents with the word "God". so find yourself a good Rabbi and ask him.

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  50. Re:Today's Republican Moment, Brought To You.... by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Funny
    When the owls were endangered, I didn't speak up because I'm not an owl.

    When the gorillas were endangered, I didn't speak up, because I'm not a gorilla.

    When the condors were endangered, I didn't speak up, because I'm not a condor.

    When I was endangered, no one was left to speak up for me.

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  51. Nothing to see here folks by bornyesterday · · Score: 2

    So long, and thanks for all the fish.

  52. Re:Ask commercial divers who work in the Mississip by aug24 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm just sick of people looking for every possible opportunity to rant about how dumb and ridiculous they think Americans are.

    ...and touchy too!

    J.

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  53. Re:Ask commercial divers who work in the Mississip by Samus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've heard the same from somebody whose brother in law was a diver for a couple days on the Ohio River. The guy said he as going to try to move this tree trunk away from the lock and when he put his arms around it, it swam away. That was his last day on the job. Note that the mud and silt in the river makes for very poor visibility, so it wasn't like he could easily see it was a giant fish. Visibility is only a couple feet or so down there.

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  54. Re:Did no one think by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Umm... no.

    1. Catfish are predisposed to growing quite large if given sufficient space.

    2. The Mekong Giant Catfish is a sub-species that generally grows to humongous sizes. People catch record setting or near record setting catfish in the Mekong river every year. There's nothing unnatural about it.

    The real problem at the moment is that the popularity of these catfish has some worried that they will be fished to extinction.

    Pics of Catfish caught
    A 140 pound Catfish caught in Texas

  55. Re:Today's Republican Moment, Brought To You.... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

    When the owls were endangered, I didn't speak up because owls are not tasty.

    When the gorillas were endangered, I didn't speak up, because gorillas are not tasty.

    When the condors were endangered, I didn't speak up, because condors are not tasty.

    When cows were endangered, I was pissed!!!!.

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    Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
  56. Mekong people consider fish "sacred" by IceAgeComing · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Apparently, they tried saving the fish, but it died.

    An interesting quote from this National Geographic article:
    Mekong people believe it's a sacred fish, because it persists on plant matter and 'meditates'"--in the deep, stony pools of the Mekong River--"somewhat like a Buddhist monk, said Zeb Hogan, a fisheries biologist who studies the largest freshwater fish in the world.

    Perhaps damming and irrigation practices have contributed more to this fish's decline than overfishing.
  57. Re:Did no one think by Non+Est+Tanti · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was hoping that it had three eyes.

  58. Re:Ask commercial divers who work in the Mississip by MustardMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    You just haven't had catfish prepared correctly. Sit back, kids, as I share with you an age-old family recipe, handed down to me by my great grandpappy, on how to cook the perfect catfish.

    The first rule is, you use nothing but natural, untreated, chemical free hickory. You build up a nice big roaring fire with the hickory and let it burn down until all that's left is red hot smoldering coals.

    While the fire is burning down, gut the fish, leaving the skin and bones in, and pack it in ice to keep it nice and fresh. Once the fire is ready, take a fresh cut hickory plank, and nail the catfish to it, with a single nail between the eyes. Wrap the fish and board up in aluminum foil, and bury it down in the smoldering embers.

    Allow the fish to cook down in the embers for at least an hour, letting the meat get so tender it begins to fall into pieces. Unwrap the foil, pull out the nail, dump the fish in the river, and eat the board. There you go, the best catfish you'll ever have!

  59. Big as a grizzly bear? by jamrock · · Score: 2, Informative

    A juvenile grizzly bear, maybe. They can grow to more than 1,500 pounds, more than twice the weight of this unfortunate catfish.

  60. Re:Forget SE Asia for a moment... by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do alot of catfishing. Mostly catch and release. Ocasionaly i will hook one in a way that it isn't likley to survive and we will eat it but mostley they are released. I also do some paypond fishing were they stock large fish. this one is close to my fishing spot on the ohio and hocking rivers.

    That being said, I have found that the minority of large cats I catch have worms or other visible parrasites. I have seen a few though. In the ohio river they are hit and miss. It seems that strong healthy fish are somewhat resistant to them and it is were the rivers or ponds become stagnant were i see the worm riddles fish. I'm not going to say this it always the case, just my observation.

    Also, the meat from the large fish taste different then smaller cats. I find anythign over 5lbs usualy has some sort of metalic taste (and other flavers) to it unless it is farm raised. Larger fish, unless they are a type that naturaly gets large, generaly do more to keep the fish populated then one half its size too. I know of a hatchery that trippled its producion over 5-6 years just by keeping a dozen or so fish (bass and catfish) over thier "stocking" market size.

    People think cats are bottom feeders but they actualy eat about anything. I usualy have good luck using live bluegill or isrealy carp. Sometimes cuting them in half does well too. A hint for those wanting to get the big ones would be to use large bait. It isn't that big fish are attracked to big bait rather the smaller fish won't bother it as much. If large fish are around, you shouldn't be bother too much by thier little brothers.

  61. Re:Forget SE Asia for a moment... by wobblie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    one more thing. What's up with the "bottom feeders" comment?

    Most people think crabmeat is the most delicious meat in the world, certainly better than any steak. Crabs are the biggest bottom feeders of all. Same for lobsters and crawfish.