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  1. Re:Meters to ft error... on Norway Plans to Build the World's First Ship Tunnel (newatlas.com) · · Score: 1

    How many elephants standing end to end is that?

  2. Re:You fools! on Microfluidic Cooling Turns Down the Heat On High-Tech Equipment · · Score: 1

    Wrong type of nerds. They've got to many trekkies.

  3. Re:Sad state of affairs on Soccer Talent Scouting Application Teams Up With Video Game Publisher · · Score: 1

    The problem is you are comparing the "elite superstar" entertainers against "average" university professors.

    The "average" entertainers, who are mainly waitresses, "Z" list wannabes, and amateur sports people relying on hand outs; are next to nothing when compared to the "average" university professor pay of 150K per year. Life time earning comparisons would be even less considering the short lived, less than ten year life span, of most pro athletes.

    Uni professors wins hands down at the "elite" end of the spectrum too. World number one soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo, earns 200m over just 5 years, playing on average 90 minutes per week, every week. Compare that to one - Dr. Henry Walton Jones, Jr - a college archaeology professor, who'm on any of his few televised treasure hunts, commands an audience of hundreds of millions, and generates billions of dollars revenue.

  4. Re:I'm confused on NASA Shows Off Mock-Up of Mars-Capable Spacecraft · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No....I think you'll find it *WAS* rocket science.

  5. Re:America, for one, welcomes... on Visitors To US Now Required To Register Online · · Score: 1

    "Vhere aghh your paypers?"

  6. Re:Better yet on Flying To the US? Pay In Cash · · Score: 1

    Thanksgiving: Isn't that when local Indians gave some starving settlers turkeys, and the Settlers killed all th Inidians and stole their country ?

  7. WOW on Henry's Python Programming Guide · · Score: 1

    I'm now a python expert. Expect to be earning big $$$ real soon now.

  8. hmmm on Star Wreck 6 Finally Complete · · Score: 1

    Boldy going where no slashdotter has gone before.

  9. Speed Limits on Aussie Speed Cameras in Doubt Because of MD5 · · Score: 1

    Why do people want to drive at, or more than the speed limit. It's a limit, not target!

  10. What's all the fuss about. on Cometary Fireworks Go Off Without Hitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did someone think this wouldn't work?

    NASA have proven quite adept at smashing space craft into various celestial bodies.

    Oh hang on...maybe they weren't suppose to do that!

  11. It's not the fish that matters..... on Grizzly-sized Catfish Caught in Thailand · · Score: 2, Funny

    The news for nerds...stuff that matters...has nothing to do with the fish.

    The stuff that matters is the creation of new metrics for describing fish size...that unit being the "grizzly bear".

    This really gets rid of restrictions placed on fishey stories when using pounds, feet and inches.

  12. Mini Solar System on Strange Mini Solar System Found · · Score: 1

    Its on Orians' belt.

    Or that a whole mini universe.

  13. This is a joke? on PA Sues Online 'University' For Spamming · · Score: 0

    Right?

  14. No no no on Research: Mobile Phones Disrupt Aircraft · · Score: 1

    911 hijackings certainly took place. Was all the people mobiling home saying "honney my planes been hijacked" that brought them all down

  15. 18 cent coin on Making Change · · Score: 1

    ...it's not even April 1.

    Why don't they round everything to the nearest 10c and do away with 1,2,5.

  16. Sound on HTML: Is it Art? · · Score: 4, Funny

    You need to get some sound dude...it came out in the eighties...man...you're way behind.

  17. huff on Shelter: A Quest for Non-Toxic Housing · · Score: 1

    and i'll puff

    and i'll blow your house down

  18. Straight out of Dune II on U.S. Air Force Developing Microwave Weapon · · Score: 1

    Sounds like one of the pulse tank thingies from House Atriedes.

  19. Re:Maybe for "carpal tunnel syndrome" on Is Carpal Tunnel Syndrome A Hoax? · · Score: 1

    "I'd like to see Dr. Shorter tell my wife that the pain is all in her head. You'd have to surgically remove her hands from his throat." There's no way she'd be able to get her hands around his neck if she had any real pain. Faker

  20. Disease Free on HOW-TO: Asteroid -> Strategic Weapon · · Score: 1

    Foot and mouth gone for good...and 2023 might be a lot earlier than when the UK government could have it under control I hear it knocks out Mad Cows as well.

  21. testing on Armed Robot Guards - Sorta · · Score: 2

    Wonder how big the test team would be for this thing....."stop...disarm.....yup seems to be working fine"......booof!!!...."arrgh, we need a change request and another of those contract testers"

  22. Re:Hadn't someone bought a trademark on Hexium? on Intel Announces Pentium 4 · · Score: 1

    Intel have trademarked everything ended in ..entium