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Hot Coffee Content Within GTA Confirmed

Gamespot has confirmed, via a long and involved process, that the PS2 version of GTA: San Andreas contains the 'Hot Coffee' content. This essentially means that Rockstar was untruthful when it previously stated the content was added by a modder, but "Given that the minigame is about as raunchy as an episode of Sex and the City, cannot be accessed without entering a long string of cheat codes, and takes several hours of effort to access, charges that San Andreas is 'pornographic' may seem extreme to some."

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  1. That's what I was afraid of. by thenetbox · · Score: 4, Funny

    cannot be accessed without entering a long string of cheat codes, and takes several hours of effort to access

    That's what I was afraid of. Does any one have a torrent for the video?

    1. Re:That's what I was afraid of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Does any one have a torrent for the video?

      No, but here's a direct xvid link:

      http://www.codemasters-project.net/members/ladys.a vi

  2. It's still pornographic... by BrainstormOC · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doesn't matter what it takes to get to the mini-game. It's the content that matters, and after watching the video, yeah. It's pornographic. My wife and I don't have sex that hot.

    1. Re:It's still pornographic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      My wife and I don't have sex that hot.

      Well then, that's your loss. Don't hold it against Rockstar because your sex life sucks! ;)

    2. Re:It's still pornographic... by jpmkm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry about that dude. I'll try not to wear her out as much next time.

  3. Heh by Punboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Thats what you call.. cali-fornication :-p

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  4. for the love of god - who CARES?!?! by sinner0423 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why is this such a big deal with (insert FOTM political retard here) and not with everyone else who has played the game?

    Virtually murder scores of people, have gang wars, steal a car, blow up a military base, do drugs, but the second sex comes in to the picture - it's horrible and it kills little baby angels!

    This drama has gone a little bit too far, and I really hope the only thing it manages to do is bolster sales of GTA:SA.

    1. Re:for the love of god - who CARES?!?! by UberFlop · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The "big deal" is that San Andreas was given a M- Mature rating for all the "mature" content in the game, but it managed to just squeak by with that. Now that there's this in the game, the game has pushed well beyond into an AO - Adults Only game, and I don't believe there's been an AO game to date since the ESRB formed.

      It's also a "big deal" because Rockstar lied about the content being in the game at all, so this it's possible this could lead to criminal charges brought forth against the company and it's execs.

      It's a "big deal" for the same reason the Clinton scandal was a big deal. Not that Clinton had "sexual relations," but that he lied about it.

    2. Re:for the love of god - who CARES?!?! by WFFS · · Score: 2, Funny

      When you have sex, baby Jesus cries.

    3. Re:for the love of god - who CARES?!?! by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For one, it's not in the game. For two, modding the game to enable this feature is unlawful. For three, they didn't lie, these self appointed "experts" just don't understand the press release or are deliberately misinterpreting it to accuse Rockstar of lying. Not to mention the fact that the game was rated MA, not M and there have indeed been AO rated games since ESRB was formed. Are we done now?

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    4. Re:for the love of god - who CARES?!?! by rbarreira · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not gonna say what your post made me think :P

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    5. Re:for the love of god - who CARES?!?! by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      but the second sex comes in to the picture - it's horrible and it kills little baby angels!

      Holy shit, do you live in a cave or something? The anger didn't start with the HotCoffee stuff. The game has pissed off alot of people ever since it came out.

      How could you miss all the angry parents and politicians who have complained about every single GTA release for months on end?

    6. Re:for the love of god - who CARES?!?! by pyrrhonist · · Score: 2, Informative
      Adults Only game, and I don't believe there's been an AO game to date since the ESRB formed.

      There are 18 games with an AO rating.

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    7. Re:for the love of god - who CARES?!?! by pyrrhonist · · Score: 2, Informative
      The best thing it could accomplish is to point out how shitty of a rating system the ESRB is, and maybe get it replaced with a good one.

      We had the "good one". The software industry developed several game rating systems in response to the the Video Game Rating Act of 1994. The two major ones were the familiar ESRB rating system and another rating system developed by the Recreational Software Advisory Council (RSAC).

      The RSAC system is the one you describe that used the thermometer style markings. The rating system had 5 levels in the areas of Violence, Nudity/Sex, and Language.

      For a while, both systems were in use, and I remember quite clearly the thermometers on game boxes. However, the RSAC rating system was phased out in favor of the ESRB system, and the RSAC no longer exists as a game rating entity.

      It's no mystery why this shift occured. The ESRB was established with the cooperation of both Nintendo and SEGA, and large merchants, like Toys 'R Us, would only carry games that were ESRB rated.

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  5. Re:Ok... by Punboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh, never mind. Im just an idiot.

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  6. And I'm a flying pig by empaler · · Score: 2, Funny
    From TFA:
    To prove or disprove rumors that the PS2 San Andreas contains a sexually graphic minigame, GameSpot decided to test the cheat codes circulating around the Web on a sealed, first-edition copy of San Andreas.
    ... right.

    Wankers.
  7. Rockstar should have told the truth right away... by holiggan · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...instead of hidding behind the "hacker boogeyman". Now they made matters worst for themselves, since everyone will look at them as liars...

    The question here is not the (stupid and harmless) "sex" content that the game might have, the question is that Rockstar lied, plain and simple.

    It's very bad that Rockstar didn't had the balls to just say that the content was there, they tryed to duck out and now they are in a worst situation...

    Way to go, Rockstar... we want the games industry to be seen as mature and respectfull and you pull an 15-year-old stunt on us all. Shame on you...

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  8. Rockstar should release it by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    After all this great press coverage, Rockstar should box up the Hot Coffee mod, slap an AO rating on it, and put it on store shelves. Maybe even make the minigame a little more playable. That'll show them "think of the children" wankers how it is. Spread the message: We don't expect your kids to play it, we don't want your kids to play it, the game is for adults.

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    1. Re:Rockstar should release it by Belgand · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but I just can't stop laughing when you called those vast, uninformed sheepish herds "politically aware". They're aware to the extent that their pre-biased lowest-common denominator media outlet tells them how to feel.

      The fact that they are politically potent... now that just makes me shiver in the corner all afternoon.

  9. As I said in the last article... by rherbert · · Score: 2, Informative
    From Rockstar:
    hackers created the 'hot coffee' modification by disassembling and then combining, recompiling and altering the game's source code.
    I don't see how what Rockstar said "goes against" what the modder said. Rockstar doesn't say that the modder added content, they said he combined, recompiled, and altered the game's source, which is what you would need to do to make the game take an alternate path into the mini-game.
    1. Re:As I said in the last article... by interiot · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think everybody (at least on Slashdot) has read about this long enough to have a decent grasp of the problem. I don't see why people have to keep using hyperbole to argue about the basic technical issues. The possibilities are:
      1. the user only had to type in a cheatcode
      2. like the Excel easter-egg, the user has to do an obscure series of steps to unlock the mini-game, and the first person to discover the obscure steps probably had to go to a significant amount of effort to discover them (or have inside knowledge)
      3. the game or savefiles require an outside tool to change a few binary bytes. The tool required some code development by the person who found the minigame, but relatively few bytes are changed in the actual game itself
      4. the modder had to introduce new textures in the game (eg. to show nudity or whatnot), textures which they had to independently develop using an external graphics tool
      5. the modder had to introduce new textures, 3d shapes, audio, and new behaviors into the game (eg. closer in the direction of a "full conversion" mod, but only for a sub-game)
      6. the modder did a total conversion of GBA to make the game-play completely different
      Now, it seems like it should be clear that what happened here was item #3.

      I don't know why people keep using hyperbole for the sake of arguing...

      You fool! of course the main company shouldn't be liable! people say it was just a cheatcode, but it was waaaay more than that
      or, on the other side
      you fool! of course the company should be liable! people say the hacker wrote a minigame, but in reality, they barely did anything!
      I mean, the technical side of things seem pretty clear. People should stop being so political about the technical side of things. We can speculate about the main company's strategy, but throwing out hyperbole about the technical side of things is just silly at this point.
    2. Re:As I said in the last article... by Deagol · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You're shittin' us, right?

      The best modders are as talented as professional programmers (though those two groups aren't mutually exclusive). I *still* find the old Doom mod "Aliens TC" to be one of the best suspense gaming experiences ever produced (the original Unreal was close). Admittedly, I haven't purchased a retail game since Quake II, but having tried various demos and watching peers play games, I stand by my opinion.

  10. R Rated Movie more revealing by Xian97 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The game has a M rating in the US which is supposed to mean that it's to be played by 17 year olds and above. R Rated movies are the same, 17 and above, but are much more revealing than the pixelated scene in GTA. The question comes down to why the outrage over GTA but not a late night movie on Cinemax? I think it is because people still associate games with children, even if it is an adult themed game. Some children will get their hands on the game, just as some will be watching R rated movies. That's up to the parents to monitor.

    Where Rockstar can be found at fault is for not including that scene to be rated by the ESRB. They submitted it for ratings and were supposed to reveal everything for review.

    1. Re:R Rated Movie more revealing by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 2, Informative
      So 17 year olds cant handle it, but 18 year olds can?

      All this has proved is how shitty the ESRB rating system is. It's not the system the industry wanted it was forced on it by the government.

      The government mandated a ratings system as a result of games like Mortal Kombat, so that parents would have an idea of the content of a game before determining if it was appropriate for their kids. This was a GOOD idea. The government said "create your own rating system, or we will create one for you."

      I saw the proposal, and it looked like 4 or 5 thermometers indicating things like how much violence, sexuality, swearing was in the game. There was nothing there that indicated an "age", you just got a clear indicator of the content and then as a parent you could decide if it was appropriate.

      The government rejected it! They didn't want a clear rating system, they wanted an easy, one-size-fits-none rating system that looked good on paper. You can rate a game, slap a simple logo in the corner that's easily reduced for ads, and you have something that looks good on a chart that you can show you legislated the problem out of existence. No one has to think, just let the sticker do the parenting and everyone's happy.

      So now here we are, arguing over if something is appropriate for an 18 year old but not a 17 year old. I hate how our fucking government works. It's all a big game for them, do the least amount, flashiest work that keeps the constituents happy. I wish there was a rating system for fucking politicians:

      C (C Corporations only)
      D (Demagogue)
      I (Incompetent for any purpose)

    2. Re:R Rated Movie more revealing by snorklewacker · · Score: 2, Informative

      > The government mandated a ratings system as a result of games like Mortal Kombat

      ESRB ratings are absolutely "voluntary". Industry pressure effectively has the force of law, but no one can be legally prohibited from selling their game for not submitting it to ratings.

      The same goes for MPAA ratings on movies. Lots of indie flicks never get rated, and even the occasional mass market release goes through without rating. It doesn't seem to affect marketability these days.

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    3. Re:R Rated Movie more revealing by DeadMeat+(TM) · · Score: 2, Informative
      I saw the proposal, and it looked like 4 or 5 thermometers indicating things like how much violence, sexuality, swearing was in the game. There was nothing there that indicated an "age", you just got a clear indicator of the content and then as a parent you could decide if it was appropriate.

      The government rejected it!

      First: the government did not "mandate" or "reject" any rating system. It was created by the ESRB, a organization founded by video game companies. It became a de facto standard, not a legal one -- mainly because Sega and Nintendo required that games be ESRB-rated to garner their "Seal of Approval" (and hence get the bootstrapping code needed to play the game on standard consoles).

      Second, the "thermometer" rating system was a rival system proposed by another game-rating organization, the RSAC. It was used on PC games for a few years, but it ultimately failed to take off since (for better or worse) the market preferred a system uniform with the video game rating system and with clear-cut age restrictions. The government had nothing to do with its success or failure.

  11. Re:Rockstar should have told the truth right away. by altodarknight · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You cannot say for sure whether they lied or not. It could very well be a single coder/designer who lied. They could have coded the minigame and hidden it. And as the rest of the rockstar development knew, it was just some left over animations. Code in a game is not like code for apps. It is very messy, laced with old, unused code. The ability to track and remove this unused code is very difficult, especially with a game as large as GTA. It could also be that they really did believe that the game was removed. Do you really think that rockstar would lie when the proof would be in the code. When such clear proof exist, would any person lie to the public, especially with the game's history with some politicians.

  12. Re:Rockstar should have told the truth right away. by holiggan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You got a point, but the image that will get across is that they lied, period. What do you think that the media or the politics will say? "Eh, it's not their fault, you see, the game making process is very complex blablabla"...

    They are going to jump on Rockstar all over, and on top of all the shit that they already say about Rockstar, they'll add "and they lied to protect themselves!"

    It's too easy a target to pickup on, I don't think that the politics and the media will overlook it.

    I just think that Rockstar should have handled this whole "incident" in a diferent way...

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  13. Rockstar was not untruthful by PhotoBoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "This essentially means that Rockstar was untruthful when it previously stated the content was added by a modder"

    If you carefully re-read the statement by Rockstar again you will see it is very cleverly worded to point the blame at the people who released the mod while avoiding actually admitting the content was theirs. They were not untruthful, they were just assisted by some very expensive lawyers in preparing a statement that makes it look like it's not their fault without outright lying. Closer inspection shows they do not deny it.

    I can't understand why they tried taking that tack in the first place though. In my post here I did a simple binary comparison of the mod's files to the originals and found only a few bytes difference. It wouldn't take long for anyone to work out that the content is theirs.

    A far better route to have taken IMHO is to just admit that it was a feature they removed and that they apologise for any upset caused as they did not think anyone would find it and unlock it.

    At the end of the day when the lawsuits start coming in, I think the crux of Rockstar's argument has to be that to access the sex game you have to download the mod which alters the game's files. This was never intended by Rockstar and therefore the responsibility lies with the person who applied the mod to exercise judgement. And if they are not mature enough to do this, their parents should be monitoring their computing activites anyway.

    1. Re:Rockstar was not untruthful by zr-rifle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >This was never intended by Rockstar and therefore the responsibility lies with the person who applied the mod to exercise judgement. And if they are not mature enough to do this, their parents should be monitoring their computing activites anyway.

      Oh please, gimme a break. Rockstar deliberately left this in for someone to find. It's more than natural that somebody would stumble upon it, given the game mod community that's all over the PC versions of GTA and works better than Rockstar's own hyping machine in making money.

      So responsibility lies with Rockstar that made that content (as a joke probably) and knowingly left it in.

      Their moronic reaction comes from all the fuss opinionists and now politicians are making about this. They got scared out of their shit for the possible consequences, related but not limited to future PG ratings future sequels might receive. Right now, they're with stupid... and are a major disappointment for me who's been a longtime fan of the software house since the Lemming days.

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    2. Re:Rockstar was not untruthful by rbarreira · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So responsibility lies with Rockstar that made that content (as a joke probably) and knowingly left it in.

      Has this been proved?

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  14. Re:Hot xXx Pixel Pr0n by rbarreira · · Score: 2, Informative
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  15. Easier Way to Prove by prezkennedy.org · · Score: 3, Informative

    All you have to do in order to prove this content wasn't actually added by the mod is to take a savegame from GTA: San Andreas with the "Hot Coffee" mod installed and run it on an install of San Andreas that doesn't have the mod installed. You'll notice the sex scenes are still in the game even though it isn't modded. I mentioned this awhile ago... on my own website

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  16. Re:Damn by incubusnb · · Score: 2, Insightful
    first of all, i have played the mod, i wanted to find out what all the crap was about, and i found nothing that the ESRB would have classified as AO, the content is obviously well within the M rating(not to mention being a shitty minigame that we should all be thankful requires more work to access than its worth)

    this isn't about "saving the children", this is about Political bolstering. Clinton is using this little debackle to put her name in the limelight so that millions of non-gamers that have no idea whats going on can cry about the ramifications on society that a mini-game specifically removed from a final product will have. sure, the Minigame is still there, but the technical requirements needed to access it are far beyond what your typical "non-geek" 13 year old can do on a computer.

    why don't we start going after TV channels like Showcase? their movies are damn near pornographic some nights and its a readily avaliable medium to anyone with cable, that means your 4 year old that just learned how to use the remote could inadvertantly watch an entire movie composed of gay orgies while your 15 year old is still trying to figure out how to get the badly made, clothed sex, "Hot Coffee" mod to work.

    nonetheless, Grand theft Auto in general should not, and is not intended for, nor sold to, gamers under the age of of 17. therefore, in order for a child to play hot coffee, the parent must give his/her child permission to play GTA, a game intended for an older audience, and then the child must break the law in order to access the Sex Scene. Rockstar removed access to the minigame before shipping, every game has content that is unused due to features that where removed or altered, this content is almost always hidden away deep within the code and all access to it without a 3rd party program removed. just because its GTA its different? wake up and smell the Hot Coffee the minigame is not a part of the final product, it is not intended to be accessed by anyone, at anytime, for any reason within the limits of the law

    you want to save the children? try being a parent!

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  17. Rockstar didn't lie by KriKit · · Score: 2, Funny

    This part of the game wasn't availible until the modder released a patch to unlock it. The code was not availible to play until this time. So I guess it depends on what your definition of "is" is.

  18. The facts by Kent+Simon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "So far we have learned that the "hot coffee" modification is the work of a determined group of hackers who have gone to significant trouble to alter scenes in the official version of the game," reads the statement. "In violation of the software user agreement, hackers created the 'hot coffee' modification by disassembling and then combining, recompiling and altering the game's source code. Since the 'hot coffee' scenes cannot be created without intentional and significant technical modifications and reverse engineering of the game's source code, we are currently investigating ways that we can increase the security protection of the source code and prevent the game from being altered by the 'hot coffee' modification."

    how is this statement issued by R* incorrect? The mod works by editing the main.scm file(the mission script). R* intentionally removed the scenes from the game before release. The mod (even though simple) edits a flag that re-enables this feature. In effect Patrick had to reverse engineer the main.scm file, and edit copywritten materials.

    Regardless of the amount of actual editing that went into making this mod (i believe it was a single bit), the time it took to find and edit the content to enable a feature that R* did not intend for release completely supports their statement. Nowhere in their statement did R* say that the content was not originally ingame. (It'd be tough to argue that considering the file was a single .scm file) much less than would be required to manipulate animations and textures in the game.

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  19. Recall entire production run over easter egg by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For one, it's not in the game. For two, modding the game to enable this feature is unlawful.

    Wrong on both counts. It sounds like an Easter Egg not a mod: "cannot be accessed without entering a long string of cheat codes, and takes several hours of effort to access".

    That is a big deal and quite idiotic of them. All copies of the game could be pulled from retail stores and a new manufacturing run could be required. That is a major financial mistake, someone should be fired, maybe even sued, by the publisher not some crazy parent.

    1. Re:Recall entire production run over easter egg by webrunner · · Score: 2, Informative

      Everyone is using such loaded words to describe this.

      Yes, it exists within the code of the game. However, it is DISABLED. Without modifying the game in an unintended way (save game modification) it is inacessable. The cheat codes they are talking about are using game enhancement devices, not controller codes.

      The question is.. is it in the 'game' if it's not actually part of the game like that? is Crocomire in Metroid Zero Mission? Is a placeholer model that ended up being sent with the full version that isn't actually used 'in the game'?

      See, the thing is: the rating is supposed to represent what a person would experience playing the game. The sex scenes are NOT what a person would experience playing the game, unless you use the hot coffee mod to do it on purpose, after finding out about it.

      Basically, here's what I think: The product of "Grand Theft AUto: San Andreas" (ie, the box the disk etc everything included) includes it, it is on the disc. But, the GAME does not.

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    2. Re:Recall entire production run over easter egg by moonbender · · Score: 2, Informative

      It sounds like an Easter Egg not a mod: "cannot be accessed without entering a long string of cheat codes, and takes several hours of effort to access".

      That's what it sounded to me, too, so I read TFA. It's not a long string of cheat codes, it's manipulation of internal variables using Action Replay, ie an external tool. In my eyes, that makes all the difference.

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    3. Re:Recall entire production run over easter egg by milkman_matt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      See, the thing is: the rating is supposed to represent what a person would experience playing the game. The sex scenes are NOT what a person would experience playing the game, unless you use the hot coffee mod to do it on purpose, after finding out about it.

      You're partially right, -these- sex scenes are not what a person would experience playing the game, but there are a couple ..'sexUAL" scenes, and foro that they hav in the Mature label "Strong Sexual Content" ... whether it needs to be unlocked or not, you're warned that there is "Strong Sexual Content" in the game. So uhhh, all complaints about 'sex' in GTA, should be completely ignored, If you (or your child) bought the game, you were warned DIRECTLY ON THE BOX, that there was "Strong Sexual Content" so uhh... As they said earlier in this thread "What's the big deal?"

      (This wasn't bashing you, I agree wth you.)

  20. People should have rtfa anyway... by nick_davison · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'll save you time. Here's Rockstar's statement.

    Every single time, Rockstar stated, "altering the game's source code". They never said the content wasn't in there. That was a complete misinterpretation of their statement.

    What they said was the equivalent of saying, "We did not distribute porn to kids. The claims that we did were the equivalent of a bunch of guys who broke a window, climbed in to our locked house, raided every drawer and closet, finally found our safe, spent hours cracking it, and finally found the porn that, sure, we owned, but we never made even slightly accessible to kids."

    The best you can legitimately claim is that, like most people seem to do, Rockstar told the absolute truth but just the very specific version of it that painted them in the best light.

    Unfortunately, a bunch of people who don't understand the difference between accessible [if hidden behind certain secret areas] content and content that's absolutely walled and locked off from any user no matter how they interact with the game short of figuratively breaking and entering with tools unavailable to regular users, misinterpretted that statement.

    And now others who apparently don't understand computers (or don't bother to actually read the original statement) come out and make more false assumptions.

    This is about comparable to SCO saying "Linux isn't fit for even late night TV" under the grounds its source code is legendarily full of profanities. You don't actually see any of them when you run Linux but, just as inaccurately, SCO can claim they exist and therefore children shouldn't be allowed to use it.

    Is this really a direction we want to encourage through our own misunderstandings? Come on slashdot, we're supposed to be more intelligent than that.

  21. Re:Ok... by Couldn'tCareLess · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I love the fact you got modded insightful ;)

  22. Re:No President should be allowed to lie under oat by Knara · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Actually, it's more a question of "is it appropriate for someone to obfuscate when they are they subject of a blatant witch hunt." Obviously not legal, but is it ethical?

    Keep in mind that a standing president can't be called as a defendant. How do you think, exactly, that Clinton, therefore, was able to be put in a position to lie under oath? Answer: He wasn't a defendant, he was subpeona'd for a different matter.

    The real core of this is, while probably he shouldn't have lied, he really should never have been asked any questions relating to his affair with Lewinski, as they were immaterial to the matter at hand. It was the very definition of a fishing expedition, just trying to find _anything_ to damage Clinton's administration. And "anything" they did find, but clearly the Lewinski escapade was a personal matter (which common sense dictates is not an uncommon activity in DC), and shouldn't have even been brought up in questioning.

    So, the question remains, when one is the subject of a witchhunt, should they answer all questions that may aid the people running said hunt truthfully, knowing that even the smallest indiscretion will not be set aside in spite of your honesty?

    Hint: In life, honesty isn't always the best policy.

  23. Re:No President should be allowed to lie under oat by scot4875 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Lied in court while under oath

    Ok, moron, since this is such a big deal to you, maybe it would help if you actually knew what happened?

    At one point, while under oath, Clinton was asked, basically, "have you had sexual relations with Lewinsky?" To this he responded, "please define sexual relations?" The prosecution, already knowing FULL WELL about the BJ, specifically left oral sex off of the list when defining 'sexual relations.' Clinton took the bait and said, TRUTHFULLY, AS DEFINED BY THE PROSECUTION, "No, I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

    Later on, it was proven that Clinton did, indeed receive a BJ from Lewinsky. BUT HE NEVER CLAIMED THAT HE DIDN'T, AS DEFINED BY THE PROSECUTION.

    Fortunately, most morons don't look into the whole background of the case, and don't understand exactly how the whole thing happened. "omg he had sexxorz in teh oval office and he said he didnt!" So the prosecution got exactly what they wanted: it appeared that they had caught Clinton lying. After millions of dollars worth of investigation, being unable to turn up anything useful against him, ALL THEY COULD DO WAS TRICK HIM INTO APPEARING TO LIE UNDER OATH.

    Here's the real story: Clinton DID NOT LIE. PERIOD. Starr just changed definitions around on him to make it appear that he did.

    Your failure to understand this is very dangerous. No citizen should be so easily manipulated by lawyer-types into believing what the lawyer wants them to believe.

    I apologize for the caps. I get sick of straightening people out on this -- not that most of them listen, because they prefer to believe that he lied anyway.

    --Jeremy

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    Jesus was a liberal
  24. SimCopter... by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know that it wasn't quite as explicit, but does anyone remember that one version of SimCopter that had the little "boxer-clad men run around kissing" feature? Why didn't we hear such an uproar about that?

  25. Re:Damn by ElleyKitten · · Score: 2, Interesting

    >>Next, you have to make the argument that you are safe at home no matter what illicit content can be found on a Rockstar disk, so long at is accessible only through a third-party mod.

    If you don't want to play the Hot Coffee mod, it's not going to download itself and surprise you the next time you go play GTA. If you're worried about kids getting it, well, if you can't figure out how to prevent them from getting the mod then they've probably seen WAY to much porn for it to matter then.

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    "What is Internet Explorer 7? Are you saying we can't access the normal internet?" - I love tech support. Really.
  26. Actually he admitted he gave false testimony by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ok, moron, since this is such a big deal to you, maybe it would help if you actually knew what happened?

    There is a little problem with your rant. He admitted he lied, or do you consider "false testimony" and "a lie" to be different things. That would be classic if you do though.

    "(CBS) Overcoming his earlier defiance, President Clinton on Friday acknowledged that he gave false testimony in the Monica Lewinsky scandal, just as prosecutors have contended. Mr. Clinton's admission in a deal with Independent Counsel Robert Ray brings an apparent end to the legal woes that have plagued his presidency and spare him from a possible criminal indictment after he leaves office."

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2001/01/19/politics /main265539.shtml

    Your failure to understand this is very dangerous. No citizen should be so easily manipulated by lawyer-types into believing what the lawyer wants them to believe.

    And when you bought into the spin that "false testimony" and "a lie" are not the same that was not manipulation? Open your eyes, no president should be allowed to lie to the court, oh, excuse me, give false testimony to the court. Not even the sympathetic ones you like. That is a line that should not be crossed, its too dangerous.

  27. Re:No President should be allowed to lie under oat by fishdan · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You said: ...Here's the real story: Clinton DID NOT LIE. PERIOD...I apologize for the caps. I get sick of straightening people out on this -- not that most of them listen, because they prefer to believe that he lied anyway...

    Bill Clinton said: "I tried to walk a fine line between acting lawfully and testifying falsely, but I now recognize that I did not fully accomplish this goal and am certain my responses to questions about Ms. Lewinsky were false,"

    But the REALLY sad thing about this is your defense of it, and your rabid attack on others. Partisian politics is killing this country. Clinton lied. He, in his own testimony admits he was trying to circumvent the truth without technically breaking the law, because that would have been *OK*. To me trying to circumvent the truth is just as bad.

    I also believe that there was disinformation on Iraq. I believe Karl Rove should be fired and then prosecuted. I believe in punishing the guilty whether they share my political ideology or not. What bothers me the most about American politics today is the republicans and democrats who blindly follow their leaders and then further the lies of their party line by repeating them (as you have done).

    So, I would ask you (and everyone) to turn down the rhetoric (...Your failure to understand this is very dangerous. No citizen should be so easily manipulated...) and instead encourage everyone to seek the truth. Every individual should be allowed to interpret the truth as they see fit -- but we should all be zealots for making sure that the truth is actually known.

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    Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm