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Windows Vista Faces Lawsuits

WindozeSux writes "When tech company Vista discovered the title for the new Windows Operating System version, company founder John Wall was not amused. John Wall may take this to court because he knows of how protective Microsoft is over their trademarks. From the article: 'A Microsoft spokesman said the company chose Vista from a list developed by the Windows team, based on attributes of the new software. Among its primary selling points are new tools for searching and viewing the contents of a PC; communications features; and a lighter desktop appearance with transparent objects.'"

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  1. What about Apple? by brilinux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Among its primary selling points are new tools for searching and viewing the contents of a PC; communications features; and a lighter desktop appearance with transparent objects.

    Why did they not just call it "Mac OS X" then? Vista... geesh.

    1. Re:What about Apple? by TheOldFart · · Score: 2, Funny


      Vista? For this crowd, a much more appropriate name for something coming from Redmond would be mallochio.

    2. Re:What about Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why did they not just call it "Mac OS X" then? Vista... geesh.

      They don't want to overpromise.

    3. Re:What about Apple? by zephc · · Score: 3, Funny

      They could call it 'Fista' to illustrate (in the most vulgar and sophomoric way) how badly you can get reamed by Microsoft. Ouch!

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  2. BAM! by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 5, Funny

    Turnabout == fair play.

    </optimistic>

    Does anyone think this will stop Microsoft from pulling similar stunts?

    *earth oscillates from the force of millions of Slashdotters' heads shaking*

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    1. Re:BAM! by bigman2003 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, Vista (the company) was stupid.

      Fortunes can be made by waiting until the product comes out. After it sells in the millions (and millions), THEN you slap them with a lawsuit. This way you can take a cut of their profits from the products already sold, and tell them that your own business is 'irreparably damaged' because of the confusion.

      Why sue BEFORE any money has been made?!? That's just a warning.

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  3. Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Marketing budget on new software rollout: $120m
    Research and Development Costs: $900m

    Naming your new OS something really gay: priceless.

  4. Lets just call it by its true name... by ZiakII · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows XP Service Pack 3

    1. Re:Lets just call it by its true name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No more security features than XP SP2, only graphical enhancements... So I think the true name should be "Windows XP Plus!" :)

    2. Re:Lets just call it by its true name... by macaulay805 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or Windows NT Service Pack 18 Level 2 Patch 41 with Mac OS X GUI Extensions.

  5. It confuses me. by espergreen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am still trying to figure out why apple is letting tigerdirect make its operating system. :(

  6. The Terminator Kills Your PC by mcmediaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find the name Vista to be very appropriate. I propose that on every new install, an image of the Terminator pops up, saying "Hasta la vista, baby!!!"

  7. Odd name choice by loomis · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If they called it Windows Garbage, would people still buy it? Yeah, they'd buy it," said David Burd, [. . .] "They've got something like 90 percent penetration in the world of operating systems."

    Uh, wouldn't "Windows Hegemony" have been a better choice?

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    1. Re:Odd name choice by NoodleSlayer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've always thought that it would be most approriate to name Windows releases after Venereal Diseases.

      Windows Herpes, Windows Gonorrhea...

      It would seem to more accurately reflect Windows does to your computer.

    2. Re:Odd name choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wasn't that the rumor about why they named the non-server edition of their software "Home", because of the suspicion that "Standard Edition" would be abbreviated "STD"?

  8. Years by paul248 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why don't they just go back to naming it after the release year, and avoid all the legal problems?

    After all, Windows 2017 has a nice ring to it...

  9. Naming tradition by EnsilZah · · Score: 5, Funny

    I say Microsoft should continue with the emoticon tradition started with XP and go for like =( or 8| or something...

    1. Re:Naming tradition by Godman · · Score: 2, Funny

      How do you pronounce =(?

      Windows Equals Parentheses

      Doesn't really make sense if you ask me.

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    2. Re:Naming tradition by EnsilZah · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm...

      That would be pronounced Windows [Sad sounding "Awww"].

    3. Re:Naming tradition by Jason1729 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The operating system-like piece of software formerly known as Windows.

  10. Synonyms for "Vista" by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 5, Funny
    If MS does end up having to change Windows Vista's name, they can choose from a list of synonyms for "Vista" so they'd have names like:
    • Windows Aspect
    • Windows Horizon
    • Windows Panorama
    • Windows Landscape
    ...and my personal favorite:
    • Windows Outlook
  11. 5 steps to sucess by Snipes420 · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. aquire trademark for a word.
    2. ???
    3. wait for a big company to use the same word.
    4. sue their ass.
    5. profit!!!

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  12. They used MSN Search to look for it... by zaydana · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why all the people saying microsoft should have googled for the name first? Obviosuly, microsoft would have used the msn search. Perhaps that explains why they didn't realize that the name is already taken.

  13. Finaly a lawsuit I can get behind! by Blacklotuz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was hoping that Vista Windows would sue them, but this is even better. Not that I like these stupid corporate legal battles but anything that may force them to change the name is great in my book!

    Heck, why call it Windows Vista, when Windows Fiesta! sounds even worse?

    1. Re:Finaly a lawsuit I can get behind! by kubrick · · Score: 5, Funny

      Heck, why call it Windows Vista, when Windows Fiesta! sounds even worse?

      How about "Windows Fiasco!"?

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  14. Just what is beyond Windows? by Erris · · Score: 2, Funny
    The Landfill, where malware crippled Microsoft Computers end up. Call it Microsoft Landfill.

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  15. Re:Hmmm by Axess+Denyd · · Score: 1, Funny

    Not really, I just usually stay out of the comments.

    Linux rules. Now I'm insightful!

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  16. Re:I think.. by Dragoon412 · · Score: 5, Funny
    How many people are going to actually know what "Vista" means, anyway? I'd put 20 on people thinking that the newest incarnation of Windows is some spanish distribution.

    Well, I know what Vista stands for:

    Viruses
    Instability
    Spyware
    Trojans
    Adware

    Quite frankly, I'm amazed they didn't find a way to work DRM in there. ;)
  17. Re:always the copy cat, never the tiger by idlake · · Score: 2, Funny

    "it's bad enough that microsoft takes 5 years to release beta software that's probably going to be 50% capable of mimicing os x."

    Actually, even Windows XP is already 100% capable of "mimicking" Tiger: desktop search, graphical scripting, widgets, RSS, AV chat, etc., it's all there as add-ons, from multiple sources.

    The only thing Apple is doing differently is that they are bundling all this stuff with their OS.

  18. Re:I think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You think XP is a good name? You seem to be forgetting the fact that XP happens to be a "dead" smiley.

  19. How about Curtains? by Charles+Jo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Blinds?
    French Doors?
    Windshield?

    1. Re:How about Curtains? by CptNerd · · Score: 4, Funny


      They should call it "Quits".

      ^=====^

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  20. New OS: Microsoft Wall by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny
    Man - Microsoft can't win. What if they called their new OS "Microsoft Wall" - More solid than Windows.

    You'd still see press saying John Wall was not amused...

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  21. Re:Enthusiasts? by dagr8tim · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Enthusiasts"? Is that what they're calling them now? Come on, the first dogs & monkeey's shot into space were "enthusiasts".

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  22. Re:I think.. by Eric604 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Windows is not a virus, spyware, trojan or adware.
    Actually it stands for: Vista Is Superb Terrific Awesome.

    Next time I want to play boggle

  23. Re:i wanna know by njko · · Score: 2, Funny

    damn cybersquaters

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  24. Microsoft Vista... by Minced · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the only OS you can jump off of.

  25. How about Microsoft Panorama? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny
    Or just give it a fucking number already. Apple uses silly kitty names, but underneath it is a number. 10.4 or something.

    Or enforce some truth in advertising laws.

    Make them call it Microsoft Bloated Buggy Pile Of Evil And Mind Crushing Pig Shit That Makes Baby Jesus Cry

    Sorry. Had to get that off my chest. Just mod me down. Thank you and good night.

    1. Re:How about Microsoft Panorama? by Reverend528 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Or just give it a fucking number already.

      Last time MS used numbers, they ended up thoroughly confusing their customers. Up until windows 3.X, everything seemed fine, but then they released windows 95, which is more than 91 better than the 3.X series. Except no one was quite sure where those 91 versions fit in.

      windows 98 was clearly 3 better than windows 95, but then they decided to put out windows 2000. Although it was better, I think that everyone agrees that it certainly isn't 1900+ better than windows 98.

      Things will be better if they stick to unconfusing names and letter combinations.

  26. Re:Preemptive strike... by qurk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe they could strike an agreement where they get like a 1% cut on the profits of "Microsoft Windows Vista" and Microsoft gets a 1% cut on the profits of "Vista Windows Vista". :) And everyone is happy!

  27. Re:Don't they know about www.uspto.gov? by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 2, Funny

    I post as "Nutscrape", and even I find that joke really, really lame.

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  28. Go trendy, Bill by inkswamp · · Score: 2, Funny
    They should get really trendy and name it "Windows: Teh Shiznit."

    And a slogan with that cloyingly trendy "so" thrown in.

    "You are so going to love this version!"

    "Where do you so want to go today?"

    "You so won't see the blue screen anymore."

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  29. Re:makes sense to me by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 3, Funny
    I bet there'll be a bunch of posts like "vista sucks" (i'm sure the slashdot community will be alot more creative in it's insults ie>"windoze").

    Yes: Hasta la Vista, Windows

  30. Re:MS Team named it? by rathehun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually they did an MSN search - nothing came up.