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British Soldiers Get Germ-Fighting Undies
Ant writes "Yahoo! News reports that British soldiers will be getting germ-fighting underwear. The antimicrobial underpants have been introduced by the Ministry of Defense as part of a new desert uniform for soldiers. They are the first undergarments issued to British troops, who traditionally have had to supply their own.
Military officials said Thursday the unisex trunks were made from artificial fibers for comfort, with silver particles woven into the material to prevent sweating.
"It is coated to prevent bacterial infection, and we have tried to arrange the seams so that they don't chafe," Col. Silas Suchanek, who led the team that procured the new equipment, said Thursday."
... how long til they get the rest of their equipment?
The British army is woefully underequipped... but hey, as long as they've got pants and tea, they'll be fine!
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Well do they keep out sand?
*ducks*
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The underpants gnomes finally figured out the missing part of the plan.
Step 1. Steal underpants.
Step 2. Sell to the military (ta-daaa).
Step 3. Profit!
Really, we should defer to the UK's right to name its own institutions and call it the "Ministry of Defence", just like Pearl Harbor should not be "Pearl Harbour" or "Perl Harbor" (as I've been admittedly prone to think).
unisex trunks
...nuff said.
Well, it's another development in our war to eradicate biological agents in our war on terror.
If you locate a hazardous bacterial sample, simply find a British soldier and drop it down his pants.
My postings are informational and does not constitute legal advice. Act on it at your risk.
Then the germs evolve and become resistant to silver and we're in REAL trouble.
Wow, war even drives innovation when it comes to clothing fashion. Seriously, these underwear seem to be really great. I wonder if the British Army will open up their own Yahoo! store and sell these underwear...
No? Well... now comes with complimentary free underwear!
If the number of British army enlistees suddenly skyrockets in the next month, we'll all know why.
Considering testicles don't like high temperatures, (it's one of the reasons we have them in a sack outside our body, and why everyone should use boxers) what are the chances that these new undies will cause damage to the soldiers testicles since they are stoping them from properly regulating their temperature by sweating, in a desert no less?
The silver threads in the knickers are a good idea. That means if a werewolf bites him/her on the arse or crotch that the soldier will be protected.
I didn't know that the British armed forces were into the occult and supernatural.
It aint a reassuring thought.
WTF? I can understand unisex "outer" uniforms, but the idea of unisex underwear is plain stupid. Is the British Army trying to pretend that men and women are exactly the same, even "down there"?
From the picture, the underwear look like standard men's boxers, except without the front flap. Why leave out the front flap in men's underwear? Probably because they had to make a concession to these being "unisex", and a flap is clearly a male-only feature. Also, what about guys who prefer briefs?
The end result is that men will have a harder time freeing willie to irrigate the desert, and women will be forced to wear what are essentially men's underwear (and, I would imagine, are less comfortable for women--correct me if I'm wrong).
Well we now finally know how the underpants gnome wind up at "PROFIT!"
I don't want knowledge. I want certainty. - Law, David Bowie
The site I have the pictures on is down, but hopefully I can give a detailed enough explanation of what happened to me last year to make folks realize the importance of anti bacterial undies.
:) http://www.scvi.net/activex/tv19.htm
I was sittin on the toilet one day and noticed a swollen ingrown hair to the right of my right testicle. I tried to pluck the hair out, followed by squeezing the little bastard. Nothing was coming out, so I said, "fuck it" and just left it at that.
During the week, it developed from an ingrown hair to a very painful boil. It got to the point where I could hardly walk anymore and had to see the doctor.
Soon as the doctor saw it, he said "We're going to have to lance it". Kaiser usually doesn't give out painkillers if they can avoid it (once had a broken toe and they refused me pain meds) Luckily I had a male doctor, and I think that fact made him more sympathetic to my pain.
He numbed the spot up, then poked the spot with a scalpel, probably going in about 2-3 centimeteres, followed by some very painful squeezing to get all the crap out of the bacterial playground that had formed next to my nutsack.
I thought that was it, but nope. The doctor said "We have to leave a wick in there so it heals right" A wick? WTF? Basically a wick is a peice of cotton gauze stuck in the hole where the boil used to be. This prevents the opening of the wound from sealing up, and allows the hole to heal from the bottom up.
For the next month, I had to make daily trips to kaiser to have the wick removed, and replaced. The first wick was over a foot in length! Every week the wicks got shorter and shorter until they finally told me it no longer needed a wicking.
I can totally see these types of bacterial infections knocking out a soldier for a month. For me, I could not walk without popping 2 or 3 vicodin after they inserted the wick. At least I had the luxery of my house, high speed internet, and cable TV (not much interneting during this ordeal, as it was very hard to sit)
--toq
OH Ps, im typing this live while i'm at work at the karaoke bar, watch the live stream here and say hi
On the plus side, we've descovered the illusive "2: ???" step...
1: Collect Underwear
2: Sell Silver
3: Profit!
Sweet Jesus, man! That's the worst story I've heard in months! I'd recommend keeping that to yourself.
Don't anyone dare modding this man up. Think of the children!
I've come for the woman, and your head.
Times like these call for a mod -1: too much information.
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that silver had antibacterial properties. A silver based antibiotic mixture was inserted INTO a friends wound to help sterilize it and I thought the reason people used silverware was for similar reasons. (Although I could just be buying into urban legends or making wrong assumptions... I don't recall ever reading that in an official tome somwhere...)
I hate to comment on my own comment to bitch about moderation, but I noticed a few comments below mine stating that it should be downmodded.
Look, this is what happened to me. Like it or not. The comment came from my heart, formed by my own personal experience. Sure, it's gory, sure it's detailed, but this is exactly what happens to folks when bacterial infections happen. Boils form on the skin, and in the crotch area, this makes for a very debilitating condition. Like I said, I had the luxery of my house, soldiers in Iraq don't have the same immenities that I have.
Just a follow up, after this happened my wife and I started buying anti bacterial soap. Since then, I haven't had so much as a zit on my legs. Before the boil, I showered every day but with regular old soap. Regular soap just isn't enough to prevent this from happening. Just one juicy bit of info I read on antibacterial soaps, you have to leave them on the skin for at least 2 minutes for the active ingredient to work.
So please mods, don't downmod my parent post. It was completely on topic and showed the dangers of bacterial infections of the crotch. Thank you.
--toq
Commando
But more on topic, These are boxers, and I think the idea was that the silver will help cool the body, so you don't sweat so much. (Maybe the design helps the sweat evaporate faster)
I don't think it's possible to make clothes that actually stop you from sweating when you are hot.
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Dude you just totally made me crack up at work :D
I got my silver underwear from REI several years ago for mountaineering. What sold me was mostly the reduction of odors, since when you're on a mountain, you're wearing that sweaty underwear for two days of solid work! Highly recommended.
hey! thinfoil underwear!!
HORRAY!
Alright, it's a relevant story, so in the interest of fairness, I propose a compromise. Repost the story as follows and we'll all try to talk the mods into upping it.
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The site I have the pictures on is down (You didn't want to see it anyways), but hopefully I can give a detailed enough explanation of what happened to me last year to make folks realize the importance of anti bacterial undies.
I was sittin on the toilet one day and noticed a swollen ingrown hair. [Yes, it was where you think it was]. I tried [several things]. Nothing was coming out, so I said, "fuck it" and just left it at that.
During the week, it [got really bad: doctors, needles, etc].
I can totally see these types of bacterial infections knocking out a soldier for a month. For me, I could not walk without popping 2 or 3 vicodin [for awhile]. At least I had the lux[u]ry of my house, high speed internet, and cable TV (not much interneting during this ordeal, as it was very hard to sit)
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How long before the US Army follows suit?
I enlisted four and a half years ago in the Army National Guard, and in two weeks time I'm actually leaving for Iraq. As per the regulation, we are supposed to wear the Army issue briefs. That's what we did during Basic Training - but God knows those things aren't made for comfort. They chafe, and once you've been in the field for a few weeks - well, let's just say that the risk of infection increases. Which is why it pays to carry a lot of baby wipes and Gold Bond.
I actually wear boxers instead of the standar-issue briefs now and it is definitely more comfortable. But anyway, now that I'm headed for the desert, I wouldn't mind having this nifty new underwear - I hope the US Army takes up this good idea. You don't realize how much you take the little things for granted until you're out in the field and out of clean pairs of underwear.
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I like
"It is coated to prevent bacterial infection, and we have tried to arrange the seams so that they don't chafe,"
Nothing can ruin a battle faster than chafe from underwear seams.
The Luddites were ahead of their time.
The site I have the pictures on is down...
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Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
Only stops them from reading your thoughts if your head's up your ass.
If you just took anything I said seriously, read it again.
Suppose we could get a pair of these knickers to the goatse guy? Looks like he could use some germ fighting action in that area of his body.
Why slashdot? Why not?
Wow, that is the greatest story I've heard on Slashdot in a long time. I don't know if I am more grossed out or more amused. I haven't laughed so much all week.
Seriously though, having had a few boils myself, cleaning yourself carefully is good advice.
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Plus, if they maintain a constant temperature of 40 degrees celsius, they would provide decent contraceptive abilities as well.
When Argumentum ad Hominem falls short, try Argumentum ad Matrem
but do they have an anti-skid feature? it would be a shame to have u'r silver undies look like a shiny drag strip.
Ah yes, the war of 1812. What I don't get is that Americans seem to be pretty pissed off about it still, but if a bunch of English and Canadians went and burned down the White House right now, most Americans I know would buy them a round of beer. This would be especially true if they blocked the exits first. Oh well, It's just that time is meant to heal all wounds but it seems to be making things worse.
When Argumentum ad Hominem falls short, try Argumentum ad Matrem
Victoria's Secret announced the imminent launch of their new "Patriot" line.
Stay sentient. Don't drink bad milk.
"They are the first undergarments issued to British troops"
I don't think that's quite true. Atleast, in WWI they were issed with them (with buttons in them too).
Athletes will probably enjoy anti-chafe undies as well. At the moment the best alternative is the UnderArmor brand's line of underwear. The difference in comfort is considerable. After 2 or so hours of running I'd normally come back with painful rashes, 3 hours and they may even bleed slightly. The sleek underarmor fabric keeps things sliding painlessly and kept this from happening, as opposed to normal cotton boxers.
The problem is the $20 dollar pricetag per pair! Even if it isn't really better than the UnderArmor, at least it'd provide some competition to drive the prices down a bit for performance underwear.
/. threadhopping bug strikes again!
mmmmm... I do find the idea appealing. A few disco balls, a bit a of sweat... I'll provide the RnR...
The Cloud - because you don't care if your apps and data are up in the air.
Why leave out the front flap in men's underwear?
Not trolling, but seriously, does anybody actually use that thing? When I go to a public urinal, I want speed and stealth i.e., a commando raid. The last thing on earth I'm looking for is to get caught playing fabric origami just to access the plumbing. Or is the purpose actually to act as a squeegee during retraction to minimize the chances of..er..having to shake your leg afterward?
The moral of the story is to squeeze yank and pull at any swollen growth in the pelvic area. It's for your own good.
Can't say as much for the kittens though.
Conversely you'd be amazed how miserable chafing underwear and sweaty socks can make you, and how quickly.
Cor, driverless highways. Aren't they called railways/roads?
(and, I would imagine, are less comfortable for women--correct me if I'm wrong)...
Jesus, I wish that were the case. My GF keeps stealing my underwear to wear when all hers need to be washed. If some guy could invent underwear that is comfy for men, but uncomfortable for women, I'd buy fifty pair.
HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
An infrastructure for supplying the troops with clean underwear, silver magic or not, is second in importance only to supply of food and ammunition (well, communications and...well, it is quite important).
If you don't change underwear regularly you are bound to get very nasty rashes in just a few days (which will put you out of any useless service). If you leave it to the individual serviceman to supply his own trunks, then there is a high risk some won't change them often enough.
I would guess that underwear lasts longer in desert climate than in more temperate climates due to that the sweat evaporates faster and leaves less time for the germs to grow, but all the same anti-germ underwear seems like a good idea. You increase the underwear changing interval which means you can cut back on the supplies organization (and the individual soldiers don't have to carry as many pairs of underwear).
I suppose that the price/value ratio of military underwear with silver content is better than $100 hammers? :D
But this may DEFINITELY be bad for POWs. So far the captors didn't find any value in there...
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German soldiers get Brit-Fighting undies.
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The metallized silverfoil undies will show up on radar.
I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
Or you think with your penis?
"It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
I have just the solution for the female soldier on the go -- http://www.shenis.com/
and we have tried to arrange the seams so that they don't chafe,
So, they're wearing them inside-out then.
Coincidently, I do this half the time in my underwear 4-day rotational schedule (forwards, backwards, inside-out forwards, inside-out backwards).
*scratch scratch*
Now, where's that stench coming from?
Can I mod your sig insightful? Where'd you get it from, or is it your very own?
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Athlete's foot is one of the more common problems while infections may occur as a result of untreated injuries. (untreated fungal infections may also lead to bacterial infections if not properly treated.)
You actually don't want to get rid of all bacteria, since some bacteria are actually good for you and helps keeping the bad bacteria out.
Another issue is that there is a risk of getting multi-resistent bacteria that is harder to treat if you expose bacteria to antibiotics for a prolonged time. This is one reason why you shouldn't treat virus infections with antibiotics - it has no effect on the virus.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
More like ask the female soldiers to send their used underpants to your prison inmates.
Little do they know you just want those panties for your massive silver extraction operation!
That reminds me the joke:
I'll do anything
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an
after-work cocktail when an exceptionally
gorgeous young woman entered. She was so
striking that the man could not take his
eyes away from her. The young woman noticed
his overly-attentive stare & walked directly
toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for
being so rude, the young woman said
to him, 'I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no
matter what it is, for $100 on one
condition.'
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the
condition was.
The young woman replied, 'You have to tell
me what you want me to do in just three
words.'
The man considered her proposition for a
moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket &
slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he
pressed into the young woman's hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly,
meaningfully said, 'Paint my house.'
There's a picture on Wikipedia. It stops a lot of germs. Impressive.
Karma: Positive (probably because of superiour intellect)
Most US Forces use Under Armor underwear. It doesn't have silver to prevent bacteria, as far as I know, but it seems to last forever and keep sweat and chaffing away. I think they wash their clothes in the US, so maybe silver particles were not on the top of their list.
http://www.underarmour.com/
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Well, there's always electioneering! After all, when one is an extraterrestrial blood-sucking shape-shifting lizard, one can be hard pushed to find a suitable breeding partner. It's not like you can go on Blind Date.
STFU.
That translates to "Shut The Fuck Up", you moronic troll, just to make sure you understand. No, your sarcasm was not lost on me.
Anyone who is willing to put thier life on the line so I can drink Gin, sit in my basement and flame Slahdot trolls can have whatever the fuck they need to get the job done.
Comfortable undewear that prevents what is at the least an uncomfortable skin condition and at worst is a medically dangerous condition - namely boils and necrosis - are cheap compared to having more trained, competent professional people ready to take military action. These people work in situations that would have me soiling those silver boxers.
I may not agree with why those people are over there, but I sure as fuck want then to come home alive, healthy and able to enjoy the quality of live they were defending, you short sighted skinflint.
I'm not happy about most taxation either, except when my money goes to a good cause such as this.
Bah, I could go on, but flaming a troll like you is too easy. Think before you post, Mr. Reagan.
Soko
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
"Just a follow up, after this happened my wife and I started buying anti bacterial soap."
Yep, so now you are breeding bacteria that are immune to anti-bacterial agents. Eventually, you will have just as much bacteria as when you started, but you will no longer have the option of applying an anti-bacterial agent when you need it. E.g. when you have an open sore that needs to heal.
I, along with many many other Marines in Iraq, was recently issued something that sounds very similar. I actually haven't even worn mine yet favoring the Under Armour I purchased myself before deploying. A note on the silver fiber, though. First, judging from experience of the others who have worn it, nothing in it prevents sweating. And second, according to the tags, at least, the silver is what prevents microbial growth.
-- Napalm sticks to kids.
Don't believe everything you read in the tabloids. I serve with the British Army, and when it comes down to it, we get what we need, and what we do get is damn good.
The headline gave me a Simpsons flashback moment... fade to grey...
Homer sees Lisa reading Wired magazine, grabs it and goes on about how much he likes 'Weird magazine', thinks GigaBytes is some kind of joke, then discards the magazine when he realizes it isn't 'Weird', but 'Wired'. The cover had a picture of a strangely Bill Gate-ish character wearing, what the headline claims are 'Electric Underpants' - 'Virtually Wedgie Proof' - 'Do we really need them?'
Signatures are a waste of bandwi (buffering...)
So now a potentially life threatening event is signaled by music. Think of the poor pilot who doesn't know if they should try to regain control or start dancing.
It's mithril mail, for their privates! And officers too, I expect. Bed and breakfast in Isengard!
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We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight them in our under-pants.
Lars T.
To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck
All the Royal Families in Europe interbred...
Haemophilia was started in England by One of the Queens. She was a carrier and had a great number of children, most of whom were either afflicted or carriers of the defective gene. They bred with many of the other Royal family leading Haemophilia to be considered a royal disease...
I did a HS Biology project 5 years ago trying to trace they gene as it made its way around all the Royal Families
Gravity Sucks
http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/
So, I take it that Highlanders are exempt?
Or are kilts just for dress uniforms?
Ed Craig "Who cares what you think?" George W. Bush, 4th of July 2001
I recall a summer that I commenced by indulging in bowls after bowls of pears that were sold cheaply at a nearby supermarket. Unknown to me at the time, till I read it later on in a book, my avid consumption of this fruit caused me to have a candidal infection that soon got so bad the skin on my scrotum was not only red, insanely itchy and painful but was also peeling off. Chocolate too had a similar effect, worsening the itch. I could hardly walk, and on some days I couldn't at all, with all I could do being just to apply some cream and lay in bed all afternoon and evening. Oh and the cream didn't work! Whatever creams I was given by doctors just didn't work for any longer than a few hours and then the itch would all return. I washed frequently, changed underwear twice or thrice a day with each application of the cream, and yet it didn't, despite trying different creams for weeks or months even. Eventually what did work was this one time the pharmacy ran out of the cream i was prescribed and they offered me the same medicine but instead of a cream as an ointment - an ointment is oil-based instead of water-based. Remarkably, this worked! Same medicine that didn't work as a cream, worked as an ointment!
So if you get a candidal infection in your scrotum, get an ointment, not a cream!
Also, I recently had a candidal infection on my side, due to a habit of having to cover myself with a duvet or a blanket otherwise I can't fall asleep. This was fine until this day I showered and then went to bed on a warm summer evening, covering myself with a winter duvet, and woke up with an itch that I know was a candidal infection. Tried the cream or powder, same thing, works for a few hours but then the itch returns, and eventually when I ran out of both I tried some vinegar from the kitchen on a cottonbud and applied to the sore skin. Two applications, and it completely killed the little beasts!
OK fair enough. This is what happned to you. I think tho you should have prefaced it with a warning... but thats just my opinion.
On a related note... in university I knew a nursing student. She was full of interesting information such as yours. She once talk to me at length about colon surgery. To cut to the chase, if you ever need to have any form of colon surgery do *not* let the doctor explain what they are going to do. Simply tell them to knock you out before the operation and afterwards just say weather it worked or not. Thats what Im doing if fingers crossed I ever have to. Trust me on this one.
The site I have the pictures on is down...
Also. Am I the only one to wonder why someone would have a site detailing such a thing?
Could be worse, he could have posted pictures. Count your blessings.
Table-ized A.I.
Anecdote: Our battallion was in the middle of a training rotation at the National Training Center in the desert that is Ft. Irwin, CA. At the conclusion of each mission, we would have a rather scathing after action review led by our evaluators. These AARs were filmed. We had just completed a pre-dawn assault on an enemy position that was protected by a *lot* of concertina wire. As a result, more than a few of us had torn our BDUs. We were tired and sort of spaced out.
We all sat on the side of a wadi, upslope from the Army camera crew that was setting up to film the AAR. My buddy Jim was sitting next to me, and I happened to glance over at him. His nuts were completely exposed from a six inch rent in his trousers, and he was sitting on his butt with his legs spread wide and his elbows on his knees, so he was giving the camera crew a view they didn't necessarily appreciate.
Jim, being Jim, just shrugged and put some 50 mph tape (basically green duct tape) over it. He was the same guy who forgot to button his trousers after taking a leak one January afternoon on a training exercise at Ft. Drum, but that's another story.
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Tip: refrain from rubbing unwashed pears on ballsack prior to consumption.
wtf!?
- "Hear that?! The percolations are imminent! Cease your ingress!"
I agree. We need underwear that is only a few meters apart. To minimize air resistance, yknow?
Wait, my comment was troll, and this pile of self-indulgent holier-than-thou shite was "Insightful"?
How about spending money to help improve education, to help the poor, to improve the safety of the people at home so innocent people aren't shot in the face when some cop goes to have a leak? How about spending money to save the fucked-beyond-belief NHS? How about fixing the pension system? How about using it for something more useful instead of chasing fucking ghosts in Iraq, NOW WITH SILVER UNDIES!
I think these are all more important than you and your fucking gin, you reactionary git.
They don't have to develop multiple resistances simultaneously because bacteria can and do trade genes for different types of resistance with other strains of bacteria. We are not fighting just one single organism here; your triclosan resistant bacteria can meet my cyclosporin resistant bacteria and 'learn' each other's resistances, and pass both resistances on to their next generations.
(Or something like that. Damn it Jim, I'm a Geek, not a Doctor!)
Also, is there some rule that you can only be attacked by one strain of bacteria at a time?
I will not use products that contain anti-bacterial substances and don't believe that anyone should unless there is an urgent medical need. I would even support a law that forbid commercial products that contained anti-bacterial agents.
And as you tread the halls of sanity, You feel so glad to be, Unable to go beyond. I have a message, From another time..
but can it still protect a guy from a kick in the nads??!! what a waste of research.
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So the privates will not have all the equipment they need, even if they themselves lack it.
-Palal
what the hell were you doing dipping your testicles in hot water before sex?
He probably misunderstood the term "teabagging."
± 29 dB
ha!
your story reminds me of don't shave down there.
That's what we did during Basic Training - but God knows those things aren't made for comfort. They chafe, and once you've been in the field for a few weeks - well, let's just say that the risk of infection increases. Which is why it pays to carry a lot of baby wipes and Gold Bond.
Yah, but there's another issue here, which is gonna get me modded down as a troll. But it's relevent, especially in a desert climate.
Think about it: the Jews and the Muslims, both desert people, have two things in common that the "middle brother" (Christianity) has abandoned as a religious requirement: circumcision, and avoidance of pork.
First the pork. Pork spoils quickly and nearly indetectably (by smell/taste) in a desert climate.
A quick study of desert societies of all continents will show that most of them are circumcised - Aussie aboriginals, Saharans predating Islam, etc.
Perhaps religion was merely used as a tool to promote the avoidance of these risks?
Note that circumcision has been embraced culturally in most of North America, but not in most of Europe. Most American soldiers will therefore be circumcised, most British will not.
I actually wear boxers instead of the standar-issue briefs now and it is definitely more comfortable. But anyway, now that I'm headed for the desert, I wouldn't mind having this nifty new underwear - I hope the US Army takes up this good idea. You don't realize how much you take the little things for granted until you're out in the field and out of clean pairs of underwear.Indeed. But I had myself circumcised at the age of 22. In cold weather, no big deal. In warm weather, I definitely feel cooler and more comfortable. Remember, mankind did not evolve wearing pants of any sort; the protective benefits of the foreskin have been eclipsed by its liabilities.
Fire and Meat. Yummy.
Men: KY used recreationally is quite effective at preventing the growth of schmega cheese.
I was circumcised when I was 22. I love it so much.
Fire and Meat. Yummy.
Doesn't regular soap kill most bacteria anyways?
Both slashdotters and soldiers at the front dont change their unmentionables more than once week, though the latter have a good excuse.
(Have a sense of humor, moderators!)/
...to match my tinfoil hat!
:-P
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