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Nintendo Revolution Controller Revealed

kakos writes "At the Tokyo Game Show, Nintendo president Satoru Iwata has revealed what the Nintendo Revolution controller looks like. The new controller is a radical departure from traditional controller types. Has Nintendo struck gold with their new controller design? The reviewers seem to think so. It should be interesting to see how gamers react to Nintendo's new innovation."

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  1. No doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Luanch titles for the system will include Dragon's Lair 1,2 and 3, Space Ace and any other old laser disc game that can actually be played on a tv remote and DVD player. Wait a minute, that sounds pretty cool actually. I miss those games.

    1. Re:No doubt by cornface · · Score: 5, Funny

      I miss those games

      Probably because you haven't played them recently.

    2. Re:No doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The weirdest part is that Nintendo doesn't care about the ability to play DVD movies, yet the Revolution's the only console that will ship with an actual remote.

    3. Re:No doubt by brandanglendenning · · Score: 4, Funny

      that is a prerequisite for missing.

    4. Re:No doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nintendo have said that a selfcontained piece of hardware to play dvds will be released for the 2 people with game consoles and no dvd player.

    5. Re:No doubt by PhotoBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Surely Mario is Missing and Zelda: Wand of Gamelon are ideal ports to the CD-I^H^H^H^H Revolution?

    6. Re:No doubt by koi88 · · Score: 5, Funny


      My wife used the PS2, and then I came home and fixed it.

      It's not nice to refer to your wife as "it".

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    7. Re:No doubt by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not always.
      If I missed his joke, it's not because I haven't seen it recently, it's simply because I'm a retard.

    8. Re:No doubt by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

      >> My wife used the PS2, and then I came home and fixed it.

      >It's not nice to refer to your wife as "it".

      Boy, the part that bothered me was getting his wife fixed. You could always use condoms, you know.

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    9. Re:No doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or do anal. Cheaper than either condoms or surgery.

  2. Nice Look! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great, now I am going to accidently waste 10 minutes every game trying to control Mario with my DVD remote.

    Thanks for the new controller Nintendo!

  3. I love the power glove... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... it's so bad.

    Seriously, this feels like a move in a similar direction - I hope they improved the technology at least a little since then ;)

    1. Re:I love the power glove... by Paisley+Phrog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Great, *you* get to come clean the Mountain Dew off my monitor. :)

    2. Re:I love the power glove... by aichpvee · · Score: 2, Funny
      Anyway, I suspect that if they make a boxing game for the Revolution (with a glove where you can slip the controller into the a slit/pouch, connected through the extension port), it'll work perfectly. And then I can finally actually knock out Mike Tyson.

      They might put out a glove you can slide the controller into, but it won't use the expansion port. That is going to be used for an electric shock addon to simulate your ear being bitten off while fighting mike tyson.

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  4. remember when by skreeech · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember when I was a kid we would make fun of whoever was the kid who would move the controller trying to turn a car faster in a game... now look what nintendo did.

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    1. Re:remember when by eluusive · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bah that's nothing.. I use to jump up and down when I played Mario Brothers.

    2. Re:remember when by fodi · · Score: 5, Funny

      were you using real turtles?

    3. Re:remember when by mattyohe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Moms everywhere will all of a sudden kick ass at Nintendo.

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    4. Re:remember when by goodenoughnickname · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was eating mushrooms.

      I think.

    5. Re:remember when by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only after eating real red-and-white spotted mushrooms.

      Although my whole body didn't grow larger, my hands were huge...

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  5. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally there can be a good cricket game!

  6. Fun and Funny by likewowandstuff · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this weren't going to be marketed to children, I'm sure the one-handed controller could warrant at least one AO-rated joke. Ooh, built in rumble? Make that two - one for each gender. How fair.

  7. Demos by GoogolPlexPlex · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am intrigued by one of the demos mentioned in the article - "Pilot Wangs".

  8. Re:Two Words.... Light Saber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slightly offtopic...

    Reminds me of the day a friend and I were taking a scuba diving class in a lake. We were supposed to use small flashlights to find our way in the early evening darkness. We noticed that our lights looked like long, narrow purple beams. Without any discussion or signaling, my friend and I looked at each other, brandished the flashlights like lightsabers and had a fun spontaneous underwater duel. It was fun to flip around and upside down without gravity getting in the way. Fun times, immortalized with an entry in my dive log.

  9. new innovation by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Funny

    I suppose an new innovation is better than an old one, speaking tautologically and repetitively again.

  10. Re:First thought was: by Babbster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow. I mean, wow. You mean half the population of this website are over 116 years old?

  11. They're following MS by hayden · · Score: 3, Funny

    I remember laughing at people at uni who thought you could send a virus to somebody by email.

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  12. Just remember, moderators: by DoctaWatson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone who loves it is a fanboy, continually having faith in anything and everything done or said by their favorite corporation come hell or high water (or goofy designs). Criticism isn't just heresy, it's undisputably wrong.

    Everyone who hates it is a troll, stoking their own agenda of loyalty to competing corporations. They obviously (that term is solid gold in a flamewar) only play "mainstream" titles like Madden Football or some kind of low-brow FPS, and don't know what real gaming is.

    There is no middle room for opinions, and facts are neither relevent nor plentiful. Only hype, speculation, and brand loyalty matter.

    Personally, I'm intrigued by the controller and would like to find a link to the movie that still has bandwidth. But half the fun of this weekend is going to be watching the flamewars between the fanboys and the infidels.

  13. Re:This controller kills portability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, we don't want to keep playing Grand Theft Auto. We already beated that game.
     
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  14. Re:do NOT judge until you see the VIDEO by cmodcmodcmod · · Score: 4, Funny

    Buttons Included: Has a trigger on its backside, face buttons, and a D-Pad

    I too am frequently frustrated by those controllers requiring after-market button purchases.
    ;-)

  15. Re:This controller kills portability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a NOVELTY console.

    You state that as if it's fact but without seeing the games you're just talking shit.

    Don't worry Nostrodamus, nobody's forcing you to buy one. You'll still be able to get your xbox and play halo 12 with those funny little stumpy things.

  16. Three Words... by bobobobo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Star Wars kid...

  17. Re:Your arm/hands are going to get tired. by roju · · Score: 4, Funny

    But we all know that the ladies like guys with big arms, right? Here's the solution to making geeks with giant pythons. Nintendo has started an exercise revolution!

  18. Re:The end of Nintendo by Fortyseven · · Score: 3, Funny
    Well shit, I guess we'd all better pack it in then now that you've laid down the final ruling.

    Good night folks.

    /me takes his hat off the coat rack, puts it on his head, and leaves the building

  19. Re:Two Words.... Light Saber by ndpatel · · Score: 5, Funny

    dude, what do you think wifi operates over? pixie dust?

    in other news: the wavebird is not a wifi controller. 0 for 2, killer.

    (also your wifi keyboard doesn't seem to have enough fairy powder in it to type a period.)

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  20. Poor Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I mean, they boys in blue look like they're really trying hard with the XBox 360.

    E3 - Microsoft preps a big display to unveil their console. Sony shows off a video of Killzone 2 and everyone forgets about our favourite OS designer. And now we have the Tokyo game show and Nintendo comes along and again steals the torch. You'll have your day yet Billy. We all liked the Sparkle video, right?

  21. Re:Porn! by kakos · · Score: 3, Funny

    The back of a Volkswagen?

  22. Re:Geeks of the future with manual dexterity? by BlueTrin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Geeks have already very strong wrists, they practice alot since puberty.

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  23. An Entirely New Generation.. by RipTides9x · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gets to skip Nintendo thumb, and go straight to Nintendo wrist.

    Orthopedic Surgeons everywhere, rejoice!

  24. Still pumped... by DCstewieG · · Score: 1, Funny

    New Dilbert book: Still Pumped From Holding The Revolution Controller Out In Front Of Me For Hours On End.

  25. Re:The end of Nintendo by Rallion · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't expect to see Madden for the Revolution.

    Next you'll tell me not to expect a heavy boot planted right into my balls.

  26. Re:do NOT judge until you see the VIDEO by arose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look, a mac gamer!

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  27. Remember when... by spiderworm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember the first time you picked up a Nintendo controller for the original Super Mario Brothers games? Remember swinging your arms in the air like a moron, as if the movement of the controller was actually going to do something? Now we've been trained ourselves to keep our arms and our wrists still, and move only our fingers. Now it looks like Nintendo is asking us to revert ourselves, not revolt.

    It will be interesting to see what comes of this. Surely the Asian markets alone will create the sort of community needed to spur game development and innovation with the thing. And I do appreciate that Nintendo continues to surprise us, whereas Sony and M$ continue to offer the same old, same old. Lest we forget, however, not every suprise is a good thing (remember Virtual Boy?). I'm betting on Nintendo to deliver the same quality, innovative fun that they've been delivering for decades now.

    1. Re:Remember when... by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Remember the first time you picked up a Nintendo controller for the original Super Mario Brothers games? Remember swinging your arms"

      ... from side to side, come on it's time to go do the Mario!

    2. Re:Remember when... by milkman_matt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Remeber when??? Hell, I STILL do that...

      Hell so does my dad, when playing MARIO BROS fer godsake!

      I never got that, sometimes he looked like he was going to fall off the couch like a dog with an itch, meanwhile I'm wondering... What're you gunna do, make Mario DODGE something? run faster? heh. Not talkin' bad, I think it's cool that my dad plays SMB (to this DAY) ..kinda sad though, he's still convinced he can beat me :)

  28. Re:For those that have seen the video... by Rallion · · Score: 2, Funny

    I noticed it. However, being a normal, healthy human being, I instantly recognized that it was supposed to be a dentistry simulation.

  29. Re:As a designer by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 2, Funny
    Thousands of years of development went into cylinrical things we have to grasp and hold for any period of time for a reason... example...your dicks...

    On earth, penises have always been roughly cylindrical. How did your species ever survive its early stages? It must've been terribly uncomfortable for your women.

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  30. Re:Two Words.... Light Saber by KevlarTheSleepinator · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now all I need are VR googles...

    Why settle for VR when you can have the real thing?

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  31. Re:I for one by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Funny

    So if it looks like a duck, and it clearly sounds like a duck, why go to the visual and auditory effort if it isn't really a duck?

    Because that's a good summation of what, you know, gaming is.

  32. Re:Your arm/hands are going to get tired. by lowid+(24)+_________ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whatever man. Like us geeks really need another one-arm-only exercise.

  33. Re:I like the idea by fwitness · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Basically break a PS controller in two."

    What an odd coincidence. After watching the video I went and did just that.

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  34. Imagine the Game FAQs guid to THAT one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    shake shake, twist shake punch...

    what'd be cool is if you had 2 revolution controllers hooked up to each other, then for someting like a dual pistol FPS, you can control both pistols independently...

  35. Re:Just a thought by RobbieGee · · Score: 2, Funny
    What aircraft lands nose down?!?
    Those we keep hearing about in the news.
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  36. Re:This controller kills portability by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2, Funny
    In case you haven't read it in one of the other posts on this topic, the new controller works perfectly well from your lap, with only a small range of motion.

    And we all know what that looks like, don't we? "You'll go blind if you keep doing that!"

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