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Jack Thompson Rescinds Offer

Goalmaster3000 writes to tell us Joystiq.com is reporting that Jack Thompson has rescinded his offer of a $10,000 donation to charity if a video game were made to fit his model. Recently a group of GTA modders cooked up a scenario to fit the bill but apparently Thompson is claiming that his piece 'A Modest Video Game Proposal' was intended as satire that the video game community was not bright enough to grasp. Perhaps Thompson was just afraid he was going to have to sue himself? Update: 10/17 20:02 GMT by SM: It appears that the Penny Arcade crew has taken the next step by donating the promised $10,000... in Jack Thompson's name.

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  1. Ugh by Enigma_Man · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The fact that the guy thinks he needs to explain that his request was satire just means he didn't understand that what he got back was infact satirical. You might say he's being sassed, and doesn't even realize it.

    -Jesse

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    1. Re:Ugh by portwojc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well it sounded legit to me. Of course in this day and age people have forgotten about "Put up or shut up". It sounds like the put up part has been breached but thankfully the "shut up" portion remains. Hopefully that part will remain.

    2. Re:Ugh by Iriel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It wasn't satire. If you read half the things he writes (by the way, his site www.stopkill.com looks severely cripple lately. Any explanation?), you'd understand that this man could actually be quite violent given the way he reacts to intelligent defense of game(r)s.

      I honestly thought the guys who made Postal2 would make his game and put on the box 'Jack Thompson's (insert title)' just to call him out. It wasn't a joke to him, he wanted to know if the game industry would make itself the target instead of cops, hookers and other gangs/inmates to see if gamers would start killing eachother instead of a second grader bringing a gun to kill a fellow student. The man is honestly sick and twisted in a very bad way.

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    3. Re:Ugh by syle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People don't say, "I will donate $10,000 to charity," as satire.

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    4. Re:Ugh by Enigma_Man · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It seems he probably originally did mean it to be satire... He was thinking "Do this outrageous thing that you won't do, and I'll donate $10,000". It turns out it's not that outrageous, and it was easily done. He thinks it's outrageous, because the theme is killing people that are supposed to be "on our side", but he doesn't realize that it's just a game, and games can go beyond the realm of what is acceptable in "real life" and still they themselves be acceptable.

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    5. Re:Ugh by balon · · Score: 2, Funny

      A lawyer who proposes to give away $10,000 without caveats and addendums, clauses and subclauses? No contract whatsoever, just a plain and simple offering? And he means it literally?

      Yeah, and pigs can fly. Keyword here: LAWYER. Nuther keywords: NO CONTRACT. Um, satire. Yeah, it may be satire that no GTA-loving audience would get, or it may be that all of the responses were similarly satire, but you just have to figure a lawyer without a contract has to be joking.

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    6. Re:Ugh by modecx · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Totally, if he wanted to say something outrageous, he shoulda' said $100 Million! $10,000 sounds like a bet some lawyer would make on a golf game between his buddies, or how much he spent on cocaine last week--and $10,000 is entirely possible for most lawyers. Maybe it would be satire if he were homeless, and it would also be somewhat ironic if a homeless person said he would donate $10,000 to the Salvation Army, for instance. This guy's just an ass.

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    7. Re:Ugh by ebuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have to agree with you 100%.

      He emailed Penny Arcade looking to vent his spleen against one of thier comics that played apon his request and the issue of video game violence. In the email he included his phone number. Can't remember if it was Tyco, but one of the board members called him to discuss the offer and clarify some of the vague points of his offer. He demanded to know how they received the phone number, threatened to sue them if they called again, and chewed the guy out on the phone.

      Jack Thompson lost a child and blames video games. In the above actions, all he would have had to do is describe the pain of losing his child and state that he believed that video games played a role in his circumstance. He would have had a lot of sympathy and support from the people playing games, instead he treated all players a fringe psychopaths, and presented himself as a supreme *sshole. He doesn't know how to court the market, he's treatening to go to war against it.

      He never would have donated $10,000. He thought it was a safe bet, because he thought the market was so controlled and fragile that it would have acted with the same rigidity as the *IAA and NEVER ALLOW such a game to be made. If he was going to spend that money, he would have done it a long time ago by sending it to his representative (with a letter wrapped around it, telling of the painful loss of his child and the circumstances under which it happened).

      Far be it for me to point out the obvious questions of whether a father who is so quick to explode might have led a destablizing influence on his children. He may have been a model citizen before the incident, but today he's just a foaming at the mouth lunatic who's mad, and probably not to discriminating at who he hurts to received "justice" from the videogame industry.

    8. Re:Ugh by ebuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a lawyer, you would think that he KNOWS what a contract is.

      As a non-lawyer, I wonder if you can sue to break a contract because your intent wasn't to honor the contract, but to make a satrical point. I doubt it.

      If you enter a contract without intent to deliver, there's a host of laws you violate. Good thing that his contract was with the "public" in general, as that's the least likely group to sue for grievences, and the least likely to be defended under these circumstances.

    9. Re:Ugh by djdavetrouble · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hell I'd give $50 to child's play just to see his reaction when they say that.

      Yeah, right. If this has taught me anything it is that you will rescind your offer later and say it was satire....
      After all, if a lawyer doesn't stand by his word, who will ?!?

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    10. Re:Ugh by stienman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It doesn't matter if it was satire or not anyway. This game doesn't count - his original "challenge" requires a nationwide boxed retail distribution by summer of next year. The game was going to be created - of that no one should doubt. It is unlikely that a publisher would publish it, and more unlikely that any retailers would carry it.

      But even if all that took place, it doesn't matter - this entire debate is being orchestrated by him. When he stops talking, there's nothing to fill the void - there aren't any pro-game people working the press. When he is talking, the debate is always about how bad these games are - not about how good they are.

      The upshot:

      If the gaming industry wants to gather public (not just gamer) support, they need to stop reacting and start acting.

      This particular challenge is one he can't lose no matter how the industry reacts. "Are you still beating your wife?"

      -Adam

    11. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You must not know that many lawyers. Because most for most of them, $10,000 is a lot of money. While it is a common idea that all lawyers have gotten disgustingly rich from medical malpractice lawsuits, class-action suits, and corporate litigation; the majority of attorneys are not wealthy. Prosecutors, defense attorneys, whatever the lawyer equivalent of a General Practitioner is, these guys are not big bucks sort of people. They are sitting in the middle of the income bracket.

    12. Re:Ugh by Jambon · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It seems he probably originally did mean it to be satire...

      If only the money was satirical.

      I think it would be hilarious if Rockstar would release the mod. Even with no fanfare as a download from their site, it would be a hilarious rebuttal. It seems that with this man logic doesn't work. He is convinced gamers are all like this kid.

    13. Re:Ugh by DavidBrown · · Score: 3, Informative

      You got it backwards. What happened was that Gabe sent Jack Thompson an email pointing out the large sums of money gamers have donated to Child's Play. Gabe's cell phone number was listed in his .sig, and Jack Thompson called him, and proved he was the jerk we all know him to be.

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    14. Re:Ugh by xgamer04 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It seems that with this man logic doesn't work.

      I think that there is a perfectly, ahem, logical explanation for this. If Mr. Thompson is seen consistently saying things that are absolutely false, it makes him appear crazy. Mr. Thompson knows this. Being a lawyer, he knows what is needed to prove someone guilty of slander or libel. If a person consistently makes untrue statements, it is actually harder to prosecute them for these charges, because it is harder to prove that a person who acts like this actually knew that he was lying. It's the only way to avoid being sued by nearly every videogame company and trade organization in the US. For another example, see someone like Bill O'Reilly.

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  2. Wait wait wait by ifwm · · Score: 5, Funny

    A lawyer lied, and people are surprised?

    1. Re:Wait wait wait by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seen on tombstone:

      Here likes Jack Sawyers, a lawyer and an honest man.

      Comment by a passerby:

      Wow. Three people in the same grave.

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  3. I can believe it. by neuro.slug · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With a name akin to Swift's famous "A Modest Proposal", I can believe that Thompson thought it to be satire all along. However, the bit about promising to donate to charity was uncalled for.

    1. Re:I can believe it. by ari_j · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that he isn't Swift. Very few people can write satire that effectively. Unfortunately, the people who can't are those who keep trying.

      I think that there is a case for promissory estoppel here, under contract law. If his satire were good, then maybe he could get away with calling it that, but his satire sucked really bad and it should be treated seriously as a result.

    2. Re:I can believe it. by Ykant · · Score: 5, Funny
      The problem is that he isn't Swift...

      Curiously, this sentence is just as accurate with improper punctuation...

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    3. Re:I can believe it. by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep, it's not too hard to figure out.

      In "A Modest Proposal," Swift published a "suggestion" that was actually an exaggeration of
      his political opponents' viewpoints, which allowed him to cleverly point out the viciousness of that rhetoric. What made it so clever was that someone who didn't know Swift wouldn't be able to tell whether he was a serious guy just outside the mainstream of public opinion, or if he meant it ironically.

      Now, Jack ain't too bright. He probably vaguely remembered "A Modest Proposal" from high school, and figured he'd do the same thing. He'd propose a video game so violent that it would look completely outrageous to the average reader, and in doing so he would point out his ideological opponents' innate viciousness.

      Unfortunately, he's a grandstanding idiot. Jack couldn't just publish something zany like that and risk having people think he really IS in favor of violent video games. So he muddies the issue by lacing his "suggestion" with a tirade about how evil the video game industry really is. This ruins the most interesting and subtle aspect of Swift's parody, since it's obvious where Thompson really stands.

      But still, not quite enough. Jack needed something headline-grabbing, something that would make him look good... of course! He could offer to donate money to charity! After all, no sane publisher would actually follow through with his idea, and it would let him get a bunch of headlines like "Lawyer Offers $10,000 to Charity, but Game Companies Won't Deliver." Perfect!

      Problems with Jack's reasoning:
      1. He's an asshole.
      2. He completely ruined the parodic aspects of his piece. Now it just looks violent and muddled, much like Mr. Thompson himself.
      3. He didn't realize how easy it is to make a game mod, and he ALSO apparently didn't realize that game designers DON'T THINK THEY'RE TRAINING KIDS TO BECOME ZOMBIE ASSASSINS. So a modder group was able to hack together something that fit his requirements pretty quickly, and most gamers (even those who'd never read Jack's diatribe) would just find it darkly ironic. Because we realize IT'S A GAME.
      4. He's not willing to fork over the money. Reason: See #1.

      But you know what? Despite all this, the only news most non-gamers will ever see about this little escapade is the original "Lawyer offers 10 grand for charity" headlines. His retraction, his duplicity, his sheer idiocy... all will remain occulted by the sensational leaning of mainstream media.

      So, well done, Jack. You screwed over a bunch of kids, stirred up some hysteria, proposed a lot of violence, and got decent PR in the process. Must be a good day for you.

  4. Negation of a negative by matr0x_x · · Score: 5, Funny

    So a satirical response to a satirical comment gives us what...

    Ah, the irony!

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  5. Satire People by brokenarmsgordon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, I can see his point. Political statements are more important than people.

  6. Re: unwittingly sassed by s388 · · Score: 2, Informative

    well, afterall, he is an idiot, you know.

  7. Idiot by BartulaPrime · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, he thinks we weren't bright enough to realize his "satire"? Well, at least we're bright enough to know the difference between video game violence and real-life violence. Otherwise, we'd be bunny-hopping our BMX bikes over his front yard fence and blowing him away with my machine gun.

    1. Re:Idiot by Meagermanx · · Score: 2, Informative

      I didn't know it was satire.
       
      I just thought he was crazy.

    2. Re:Idiot by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, no. He has not just crossed that line. He crossed it a long time ago.

      Kierthos

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  8. This man is a moron by Tomchu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I saw the entirety of a back-and-forth e-mail conversation that a 14-year-old gamer had with this moron. It was hot on the heels of the Hot Coffee debacle, and the kid was actually very well-spoken. He brought up excellent arguments, rebutted points made by Thompson, and continued to press his original point.

    Thompson kept trying to weave out of the argument, and eventually ended up calling him names, telling him to grow up because he was just a pathetic child, and other crap unbecoming of an attorney. The kid completely won the argument by not only proving that gamers were not just idiotic 14-year-old kids, but also because Thompson resorted to mere name-calling when he couldn't win his argument.

    What a fucking moron.

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    1. Re:This man is a moron by CaptainFork · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You write:

      Thompson resorted to mere name-calling when he couldn't win his argument.

      Then:

      What a fucking moron.

      IMO you need to work on your consistency.

    2. Re:This man is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      You arnt talking about the vgcats exchange, are you?

      http://www.vgcats.com/jack.php

    3. Re:This man is a moron by Tomchu · · Score: 3, Informative

      I can't find the original forum where it was posted, but it's been posted all over the Internet. Use this Google query: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22I+found+a+link+t o+your+site%22+stopkill

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    4. Re:This man is a moron by Tomchu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that one of the responses given here were pretty accurate ... you are a fucking moron yourself. I'm not trying to present an argument to an opposing party. This is not a debate. I'm just re-iterating a past event in my own words.

      Naaarf.

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    5. Re:This man is a moron by Headw1nd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hardly see why. The poster was not using his obscenity as evidence in a debate against Jack Thompson, rather instead he was stating it as a conclusion concerning Jack Thomson. The first is an ad hominem fallacy, the second a valid opinion, given the evidence. To reiterate, the poster was not using "Thompson is a fucking moron" in an argument against something Thompson was doing/saying, but rather was concluding "given these behaviors, I feel it it safe to conclude that thompson is, indeed, a fucking moron"

    6. Re:This man is a moron by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Parent poster was not involved in an argument with Thompson; therefore it is not a rhetorical fault to call him names such as "fucking moron".

    7. Re:This man is a moron by NecroPuppy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pinky: What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

      Brain: Defend ourselves against Jack Thompson, and then try to take over the world.

      Pinky: Do we have enough time for both?

      Brain: Pinky, even you, with your severe mental and social limitations, could defeat Thompson in less than an hour. Together, especially if you keep quiet, it will be five minutes, tops. Then we will take over the world, via my latest mod for GTA.

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  9. STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He is nothing but a common troll. He lives on attention. YOUR attention. Stop giving him page hits; stop giving him political capital; stop giving him the time of day.

    Really, why is it necessary to point this out?

    1. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by Sigma+7 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      He is nothing but a common troll. He lives on attention. YOUR attention. Stop giving him page hits; stop giving him political capital; stop giving him the time of day.

      Really, why is it necessary to point this out?


      Given:
      - He is a lawyer.
      - He is in a position of power.

      This makes him a threat and/or newsworthy according to Slashdot and many other people.

      It is necessary to point it out that he's simply a troll because people don't understand the fact that whatever he does is simply vapour (based on his "status"/loudness). If you want his detailed history of vapour, just check out his Wikipedia entry, including the sections where he lost an election since his platform was based on personal attacks.

      Anybody who reads this message: Just don't make further postings in this thread unless you really have to. Given that you have to wait ~2 minutes between postings, you might as well have the time spent on a posting on something worthwhile.
    2. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by KDR_11k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Slashdot isn't the audience he wants. He cannot influence those in the know, only the people that have no clue that he's spouting utter nonsense. What Slashdot does has no effect on him (except maybe increase the number of pages that will call him an asshole and a liar if someone types his name into Google). Only the mainstream media reach his audience.

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    3. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by Sigma+7 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      All your enemy needs to win, is the continued vote of your silence.


      I know that I just posted about not posting unless necessary, but I need to correct this (that, and we've already cracked the 100 comment marker.)

      There is already enough information available to discredit Jack Thompson. When you need to, just mention that this is the same guy that requested the creation of a violent video game coupled with what appeared to be a straight donation to charity - and then renegged claiming satire. In fact, there wasn't even a thing indicating that there was satire involved: the game itself, even though the story line was poor, was plausable (and counter-productive to its cause, since it casts the anti-game advocate as a insane maniac), as was the alleged donation of ($10 000).

      Even I could make a better satire myself - it involves making the donation sum ridiculous ($10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 plus 33+1/3 cents) so that it couldn't possible be legit under normal contract law, and eventually ends in having the protagonist beating himself up for creating the game that he created. While it still doesn't meet the requirements, it is a much better attempt.

      The original "satire" can be twisted easily, as there is no good light that can be cast upon this - this is the equivalent of political suicide, as there is no damage control that can be performed to save face (aside from making that donation).

      Jack is already discredited - all that's needed is to point to this incident in either a "commitioning violent games = supporting violent games", or as a "reneg on donation promise for no good reason". The legal departments from the ESA and other lobby groups have already countered similar laws in other states - they can easily take care of one nutcase that has not famous for his career success-rate (political, or legal).

      I say again: Thompson is not a threat. There is no need to keep posting comments, or to keep posting articles about him on Slashdot. If you see a story about him in the mainstream media, feel free to post once (making sure that content is not excessivly repeated.) Other than that, the "Don't feed the troll" rule applies.
    4. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True. Gamers aren't his audience.

      Rather, gamers are the show that he presents to his audience.

      Some dysfunctional kid blows up a taco stand, and also happens to be a gamer? Jack Thompson is there, ready to present this kid to the rest of the world as a time bomb built by the Evil Gaming Industry(TM).

      Some moderately anti-social kid gets pissed at Jack Thompson for his absurd misrepresentations of kids like him, and fires off a profanity-laced rejoinder? Jack is there, ready to use the kid's outrage to show what an evil, messed up lot gamers really are.

      The more we fight the guy, the more ammo he has to twist around and use against us. Whether his own psychopathic rantings are coldly calculated to raise our ire, or they're just simply the way his mind works, either way they have the effect of creating the outrage that his career feeds upon.

      He's a judo master who directs an entire community's energy against itself. Unless we become judo masters ourselves, we only make him stronger.

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    5. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I say again: Thompson is not a threat. There is no need to keep posting comments, or to keep posting articles about him on Slashdot.

      Errr, other than "eyeballs=$$$" for Slashdot?

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  10. Re:What a prick. by porcupine8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No kidding, what an ass. Who jokes about giving $10,000 to charity? I mean, if he'd offered it as a direct prize to the winner, that's one thing - but claiming you're going to give it to charity and then renegging? No wonder the NIMF wants him to never mention their name again.

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  11. Jack Thompson Is A World-class Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    Jack was a neighbor of mine a couple of years back. I can tell you from personal experience that I was not surprised to see his latest lie. The guy is a world-class asshole. And I do in fact believe the son of a bitch has my router (wood working variety) he borrowed.

    The guy spouts to be an expert in everything under the sun. But once you call him on it, you come to know he only has a superficial understanding of things. If you can imagine a slimy car salesman, that's Jack.

    1. Re:Jack Thompson Is A World-class Asshole by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

      Come on now, be fair to World-Class assholes.

      Jack Thompson is a third-rate asshole, at best.

  12. Backfire by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone should have made a game where you kill the CEO and the family, but they come back as zombies, and then you play as the zombies and go torture and kill the lawyer "Thomp Jackson"

  13. Ah yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jack Thompson, increasingly, resembles nothing more so than one of the least competent of slashdot's trolls.

    MAN 1: I am going to kill you and rape your family!
    MAN 2: ...
    MAN 1: What, don't you know satire when you hear it? You have no sense of humor at all. Idiot.

  14. Typo by RancidMilk · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Jack Thompson Rescinds Offer" Should be: "Jack Thompson steals $10k from Charity"

    1. Re:Typo by bprime · · Score: 3, Funny

      RIAA? Is that you?

      Your username is a hint I guess.

  15. Jack is an interesting name... by fallen1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    since it goes with Shit. This basically sums up Jack Thompson's entire knowledge of the video game industry he has set out to try and destroy.

    No, I don't think very young people should be playing violent videogames all day, every day but it is not Jack's problem. It is not the government's problem. It is a PARENTAL problem and should be dealt with as such. Parents should take fracking responsibility for raising their children and when their children become delusional, homicidal maniacs they should CONTINUE to take responsibility since it was THEIR parenting techniques that helped little Johnny become what he is today. It takes all of 5 to 15 minutes out of your hectic day to check in on what your child is playing, watching, or reading and if he/she is constantly going over to Billy's or Sandy's house then, as a parent, you had better damn well trust that Billy's Mom and Dad are raising their child like you are raising yours so that your philosophies match (ie. so that little Johhny doesn't run over to Billy's house to play GTA: San Andreas every day because Billy's parents don't give a shit what Billy plays).

    Sorry for the rant but I'm past the point of believing the crap about it takes a village to raise a child. How about it takes a concerned parent (single or plural) to raise a child. If your job takes away too much of your parenting time then perhaps you should do without the new BMW and Lexus in the driveway and spend more time with your child, less with your paycheck -- eh?

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    1. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by pclminion · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The problem with people like you, however, is that you so quickly flip-flop when the parents do try and monitor/control their kids behaviour. It's people like you who scream "1984!" at any suggestion of a GPS-enabled cell phone that parents can track, or RFID school passes that make sure kids are in class, or any other tools created to help parents do exactly what you (at least for now) are demanding parents do.

      I think this deserves a name -- let's call it the Slashdot Fallacy: The erroneous equation of one group of people with another group of people merely because the two groups happen to cohabitate on a certain website.

      So it's the same people who are taking one position and then another? Do you have links to comments to back that up?

    2. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by DarkSarin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Interesting comments, and completely off-base.

      A man can be both pro presonal responsibility (eg, parent blamers), and anti-track your movements (if I understand what everyone above is saying correctly) without any inherent contradictions. As a parent, I strongly feel that it is my responsibility to society to make sure that I raise my children to be well-adjusted, generally law-abiding, and otherwise good people. At the same time, I feel that some of the tools that might make this easier (gps cell phones is the example above, but not the best) are not necessarily a good idea, since they can--although they don't have to--have the effect of encouraging parents to be lazy--I call it the "congress will fix it" syndrome.

      That said, I am probably not as anti-tech as some people seem to be. A technology that helps a concerned parent do their job can be a good thing. But it can also be a bad thing for parents who are already shirking their responsibilities.

      I do agree that many folks would be upset about parents searching their kids' rooms. I suspect that most of those who do are either kids or are young enough to remember what that was really like as a kid. I never had marijuana in my room (that I know of), but I had some other things that my parents didn't really appreciate (my mom, bless her heart, is one of the "Dungeons & Dragons is an evil evil game, and will corrupt your soul" types--I am an avid gamer; we still have discussions focused on that disagreement), so I know what it was like. I still plan to make sure I know what my kids have in their rooms. Why? Because that's part of knowing what your kids are doing. Do I plan to make a big deal of it? No. I will let my kids know that a certain level of privacy will be afforded, but that at the same time I need to know what they are doing in my house.

      Will I get them GPS-enabled cell-phones? Probably not. In fact, I am unlikely to buy them anything so grandiose as a cell-phone. If they want one when they are older, then they can pay for it. That way when they talk for 3000 minutes on a 700 minute a month plan, they can foot the bill, not me. That will teach them responsibility much more quickly than having a gps-enabled phone. The goal is not to track their every movement--that just teaches them to lie, cheat (including leaving the phone somewhere they are not), and otherwise get around your pathetic attempts to know exactly where they are at any given moment. I would much rather teach my children that actions have consequences, and that life is not likely to hand them a free ride.

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    3. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by rossifer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When an RFID-school-pass, GPS-cell-phone, or junk-food-in-schools story appears, the thread are dominated by comments denouncing the Orwellian tools, calling for parents to butt-out. Yet, in threads like this one, when the shoe is on the other foot, the comments swing the other way, with almost no one blaming the violent games themselves, and instead demanding that the parents take responsibility and get more involved.

      I'm on the "parents need to take more responsibility" side of every argument you provide. Parents need to spend less time on the rat race and more time raising their children. Period.

      Orwellian tools: Better parenting doesn't mean fooling themselves into believing that remote monitoring tools will replace actual parenting, so don't bother with the threat to privacy and security until you've actually raised your kids. The few problem kids after actual parenting have failed can have their movements monitored at your favorite local juvenile detention facility (you think I'm joking, I'm not).

      Video games: Parents need to 1) spend time with their children and provide them a sound ethical education (before they're 12. if they haven't got it by then, it's too late); 2) put in some effort to be aware of how their children are spending their time (TV: which shows? Video Games: which games? With Friends: which friends and doing what? etc.) and 3) please not purchase violent video games for their disaffected teens. How did this become so difficult again? You don't need the second SUV or the second largest house in your subdivision. Get your priorities straight and put your family ahead of your total adjusted earnings.

      But if you were the story were to suggest a parent secretly search their kid's room for marijuana, suddenly the thread would be overwhelmed by posts demanding that the parents butt-out and "let kids be kids."

      Marijuana: while they're in my house, they're subject to my rules. Those rules include "No illegal drugs inside the house." I'm not particularly upset by marijuana use per se, but I do get very antsy about federal property seizure guidelines which make my home forfeit at the discretion of the seizing officers. I'm not going to randomly toss bedrooms, but if I have reason to believe that there are drugs in my home, I will spend some time trying to find them.

      Regards,
      Ross

  16. Depends on Performance by debrain · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In general, this is a 'contract to the world', an offer of reward on completion. It's often called a "race across the desert", a unilateral contract with neither consideration nor quid pro quo. The first one who completes the contract gets the reward. If revoked prior to completion, you generally have no recourse. If that is not the case, there are two common ways to sue, or offer as a baseline for negotition, for failure to fulfill his end of the promise.

    First, if you complete the contract first and give sufficient notification of such, and it is prior to his unilateral revocation, you can argue that he breached the contract. As the first person across the line, you are typically entitled to the reward. Breach of that may entitle you to estop the contract. In other words, entitlement to fulfillment of his promise.

    Second, if you say that you relied on his contract and had sufficient reason to believe that the contract would be fulfilled (i.e. there is precedent for this type of contract, e.g. auctions for services to be rendered; or it would be unreasonable economic policy to not enforce payment because your reliance on his statement was reasonable and it would be poor form to permit his type of statement when it incurs your type of economically inefficient reliance), you might be able to sue for your costs, your lost opportunity, or his benefit.

    1. Re:Depends on Performance by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

      "estop the contract"

      In my line of work, an "e-stop" (Emergency Stop) usually means that a potentially dangerous machine just got shut down in a hurry to prevent damage. This frequently involves a bright red, mushroom shaped button, prominently placed on a console or control panel. It is really too bad that we can't E-Stop the average malfunctioning attorney the same way:

      Citizen 1: "Whoa, Bob! That Jack dude is running wild again!"

      Citizen 2: "Quick, hit the estop!"

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  17. Tycho by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Tycho called this one already. When Penny Arcade's last Jack Thompson comic came out Tycho wrote the following:

    "Of course, he's not serious. Machination is too glorified a word for what he's doing. Ruse would make it seem debonair. He's essentially holding money hostage from charity, and if someone did make it, even as a joke, he would say that it didn't conform to his "design." This sort of thing is usually called a shell-game."

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php?date=2005-10- 14

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    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    1. Re:Tycho by brentodd · · Score: 5, Informative

      Tycho and Gabe just donated $10,000 to the Entertainment Software Foundation in Jack's name.

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  18. Off course it was satire by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

    A lawyer offering to give money to charity? Who could fall for that?! ;- )

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  19. Re:On "taking the high road" by ari_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In all fairness to your valid point, the difference here is that the grandparent substantiates the fact that the guy is a "fucking moron," whereas Thompson's name-calling was apparently unsubstantiated and resulted solely from being unable to rebut the arguments of a 14-year-old kid.

    It's the difference between saying "I can't stand up to you in an argument, so therefore you are an idiot." and saying "You can't stand up to a 14-year-old kid in an argument without resorting to ad hominem attacks, so therefore you are a moron."

  20. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by ForumTroll · · Score: 4, Informative
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  21. Email Conversation by drijen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The emails sent from the 14 year old, can be found here: http://croqaudile.com/?article_id=10299 There is also a great wikipedia article ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorn ey) ) that relates his history, and well, exploits.

  22. Jack's game scenario by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Informative
    I can't believe that Jack Thompson offered 10 grand to charity if a game where animals hump your leg was made.

    Oh, it wasn't that at all? Well, you know if someone had fucking LINKED THE ORIGINAL THING THAT JACK WROTE then I would have known that. Goddamn.

    I found this description of the original hoo-hah:

      Essentially, the game involves Osaki Kim, a father whose son was "beaten to death with a baseball bat by a 14-year-old gamer." The guilty party was "only" sentenced to life, even after finding a connection to video games and the murder, so O.K. (as Thompson abbreviates) goes on a killing spree to avenge his son - he kills the publisher (Take This, a not-so-subtle reference to San Andreas publisher Take Two), followed by all parties involved in the trial, merchants of GameStop-like store and arcades - and, of course, any cops that get in his way.


    You're welcome.
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    Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
  23. stop feeding him by tehwebguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    this guy is a nutcase. ask anyone who has known him personally (like my dad). you guys are just feeding him. he eats this stuff up.

    as great as it is to see penny arcade bothering the sad old dirtbag, he would be much more provoked if no one gave a crap what he said. everyone knows he's an idiot, so lets let this old man die lonely and ignored

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    -- lol pwned
  24. I have to wonder by mcc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If he can actually do that. I mean, he's made the offer, you make this game I give $10,000 to charity. I kind of wonder if he actually has the legal ability to just go "ha ha only kidding" at this point and back out.

    I mean, the feeble "it's satire... really" identifier in the title doesn't change the fact that what follows is several pages of Mr. Thompson very personally fantasizing about violently killing his enemies. And I think the feeble attempts to pretend he was writing satire would mean even less from a legal perspective. Is "gotcha... it was just a joke!" a recognized defense in contract law?

    I mean, I am not a lawyer, but then, Jack Thompson appears to only be a lawyer in the most superficial sense. So I would be very curious to see whether Thompson has stumbled into some kind of self-constructed legal trap by putting the offer to donate to charity into his work of "satire". If you post a public notice promising to donate $10,000 to charity if someone does thing X, are you in any way committing to this? Like, those public notices saying "$1000 reward for information leading to the capture of the kidnapper of Media Heartthrob". Are those public notices legally binding to the person who put them up? If so, I'd be very, very interested to see what happens if that group of GTA modders, or the people working on the sprite flash game, actually complete something. Since both of those games entered production before Thompson issued his retraction, is there any chance they could go to court and try to claim Thompson's offer legally binding or his retraction legally invalid?

    1. Re:I have to wonder by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If someone says "I'll offer one million dollars to the guy who kills Bill Gates" he'll be tried for conspiracy to murder, even if it was a joke (well, if it wasn't a really obvious one, like saying that during a comedy show). A phone company said "Those who sign up to our service now get one tank refill for free!" as an April's Fools joke but the courts held them to it because it seemed real to a whole lot of people. Since this offer seemed legit despite the title (people often reference jokes in the titles of serious articles) you could probably force him to pay if you sued him.

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    2. Re:I have to wonder by jglazer75 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not to mention that promises of charitable donations are generally not enforceable. For example, see the MLK donation cases and the 'private school donation' case. Courts will generally enforce promises of charitable donation because it is against public policy to force people to give money to charities, even if they have said they would. And even if they've been more specific than Mr. Thompson was here. Courts have also said that public policy dictates that charities should not rely on promises of donations for this very reason.

      And besides, the game was created. So, the withdrawal defense doesn't work. The offeror made an offer which could be accepted by performance, the performance was made. Now, there are some situations where I could foresee holding him legally responsible. Imagine this scenario: instead of saying "I will donate to charity x amount if someone creates y," (besides which you would have 3rd party beneficiary problems) he says "I will pay x amount to whoever creates this game for me." (direct contractual privity with whomever takes up the challenge) This is not charity, but rather a promise to pay money for performance of an action (create y) for which he could be held legally liable (presuming he doesn't withdraw prior to completion of performance, and he STILL might liable on a promissory estoppel or detrimental reliance theory). Then, if there is a caveat "You must donate the money to charity" the caveat would be unenforceable for the reasons given above, but the initial term of handing over the money might still be enforceable (of course, the court would then look at whether this transaction was essentially a charitable donation, or whether it was a contract for services, with a single unenforceable clause - in other words severability).

      Talk about a law school exam in the making. Sheesh.

  25. Poster has it wrong by Hoss+Z · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The mod does not fit the bill at all - other than the fact there is a lot of violence involved. The mod is only "Defemation of Character", as advertised; it has little do with Thomspon's scenario.

    Gaming companies need to seriously address the issues Thompson brings up. I find particularly pursuasive his analogy to cigarette advertisements as well as the real world examples that have been coming up for the last seven years or so.

  26. It takes a village.... by lysium · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Sorry for the rant but I'm past the point of believing the crap about it takes a village to raise a child. How about it takes a concerned parent (single or plural) to raise a child.

    See, that responsibility is important and all, but the nuclear family is a relic of the past age. If the parents you mention fail to be concerned enough, we as the metaphorical village get stuck with the sociopathic loser for the next 30-60 years. Their responsibility becomes our responsibility.

    Also keep in mind that nothing in American society comes close to the "it takes a village" philosophy. Our society is still nuclear-family at its core, and will not be changing any time soon.

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  27. Re:News Flash: Jack gone postal by Iriel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's the thing about Jack's fantasy: He's already trying to live it. Whether he really does despise game(r)s that much or he's that much more of a power monger, he needs to see this come to fruition that he probably couldn't care if someone died to complete his vision. Given the gravity and senselessness of the violence in his proposal, I wouldn't be surprised at all if he's really pathologically violent. Read about his conversation with Mike Krahulik (Gabe) from Penny-Arcade, or even worse, read the transcript of his emails with Scott from VG Cats.

    Personally, I still think the Postal2 team could have made his game and sold millions on it because everyone would accept it as a joke like the rest of thier work. People aren't supposed to take games this seriously, and even one of the institutes he frequently cites for research told him to stop referencing them in every way because he distorts thier studies, and gives them a bad name.

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    www.stevenvansickle.com
  28. jack thompson DID donate... by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 4, Informative

    if by "jack thompson" you mean "penny arcade"... http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php?date=2005-10- 17#2834

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    for a minute there, i lost myself...
  29. Tycho is unfair in one respect. by sammy+baby · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Jack Thompson is an ass of the first caliber, and deserves whatever shit he gets. Nevertheless, Tycho is being unfair to him in one respect.

    This vile "challenge" Jack Thompson has put to the supposedly monolithic "game industry" is like a topographical map of the twisted fantasy realm he inhabits. I could excerpt it, but I don't want to be accused of selective editing. The reality is that what he suggests is grotesque. I mean that it is literally disgusting. Of course, the violent acts he's cobbled together here from other games are robbed of a narrative context in which they make sense. Killing Gamestop and EB employees, though? That's not metaphor. He's not being metaphorical. He is batshit fucking loco insane.

    I'll grant that, no problem. But can someone describe for me the "narrative context" in Postal 2 which justified such actions? Or even Manhunt , which, god help me, I actually paid money for and played all the way through.

    (If you never played Manhunt, the idea is that you're a convict secretly rented out to a snuff film producer to take part in a game so shocking and post-modern that it was considered a classic of short story literature in 1947. You get extra points for exterminating your hunters in as gruesome and vicious a manner as posible.)

    So to recap, no love lost for Jack Thompson, but Tycho should be a little more honest when it comes to the really disgusting games out there.
  30. Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. by nolife · · Score: 2, Insightful



    Or have a short fuse and do not feel like debating the issue any longer with that specific person. It does not take long in a discussion with someone to realize they are not open to your opinion or ideas and they are not going to change their views regardless of what points you bring up. In a real organized debate in front of an interested crowd, you can continue to pound the points home and although the direct person you are debating with may not change or even acknowledge your points, there is a chance that you can get people in crowd to understand them. The incentive to continue a debate under some circumstances is much less if the surrounding crowd is small or non existent and you are debating in a non live event in front of people like email or over the phone.

    For those of you that do not agree with what I just said above, too bad and I think you are all dirtbag losers.

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    Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
  31. Donation by bprime · · Score: 4, Informative

    Tycho and Gabe just made the donation on Jack's behalf. See the 3rd post down.

  32. Re:What a prick. by samkass · · Score: 3, Interesting

    According to an update on today's Penny Arcade, PA went ahead and made the promised $10,000 donation themselves to the Entertainment Software Association... in his name.

    The PA guys really know how to cut someone down with class. Help kids and drive Jack Thompson insane all in one fell-swoop. I wonder about what he's going to threaten to sue now.

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    E pluribus unum
  33. Media: what's good for me? by Nerdposeur · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdotters seem to think video games have no effect on people. Thompson sees them as horrible killer-trainers. Personally, I fall somewhere in between.

    I love playing Halo. It's exciting and fun, and the "violence" is pretty mild. I have played Unreal Tournament and GTA (older versions), but gave them up because to me, they were too sadistic. They didn't make me want to kill people, but they made me a little more inclined to be a jerk.

    It's the same with TV. If I watch a show like "The Shield" or some pissy reality show where everybody hates each other, I get a little bit into that angry, "screw you" mentality.

    Think about your personality and attitude. Me, I'm very laid back, because my dad is laid back. I like goofy jokes because my dad does, and my friends growing up did too. (I also watched Monty Python.) I can see how these influences shaped the way I am.

    Most of us spend several hours a day using some kind of media - music, TV, internet, video games, etc. Just like the people we're around, these virtual friends DO shape our mentality, somewhat.

    I will never be a homocidal maniac, regardless of what I watch or play. But I do know that seeing examples of people who laugh, who love and forgive each other - whether those are real people or on TV - makes it easier for me to do the same. Exposing myself to hours of anger and selfishness makes me likely to replay those thoughts and words. Just because I'm an adult doesn't mean that everything is equally good for me.

    Does anybody else see that?

    1. Re:Media: what's good for me? by Starker_Kull · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have a good point. Our moods in life are to a large extent reflections of the world around us, including video games. But then again, it gets ambigous when you start to dive in a bit deeper, as to WHAT mood they will induce. For instance, one of the games you mentioned that you do not like happens to be a favorite of mine, Unreal Tournament (the original) - you said it was too sadistic. My experience has been rather the opposite. When you get heated up and mad playing UT, you tend to LOSE. The game actually rewards a calm, quick, cool head. When you get mad, you make stupid mistakes - you repeately get fragged by people watching your reflexive, unintellegent step-by-step angry persuit of someone wounded (easy to bait), always going to the same place to snipe, hanging out there too long, etc. So, I don't think UT rewards sadism, I think it rewards creativity and doing the unexpected.

      I find whether I am in a good or bad mood afterwards depends more on whether I thought I have done well or not. And I find a certain release from the stresses of the day - rather than yell at someone I care about, or be snapish, I like to play a 30-min session, and I feel more relaxed, like some of the stress has been burned off; and on rainy days, easier to do than jogging for a 1/2 hr.

      Of course, I'm an adult, and I don't have kids. So my perspective is a bit different. But my point is that the SAME game will affect DIFFERENT people DIFFERENTLY. Who should then determine which games are acceptable and which games are not? It seems that, as with many things, it should be left to the individual. You choose not to play UT, because you don't like how it makes you feel, I choose to play UT because I like how it makes me feel. I don't think you can universally check off a game as being in the "This is a Not-Good-For-You, mean feeling inducing" category for all people.

      And Monty Python STILL rocks.

  34. Minor Corrections. by ebuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php?date=2005-10- 12 Gabe was talking to Jack via email, suggesting a charity which would have liked to received the money, which Gabe is active in promoting. It is backed by gamers, but isn't pushing videogames (any more than other toys) upon children. Jack noted that Gabe's phone number was in his email, and took it upon himself to call Gabe and personally chew him out and threaten Gabe.

    1. Re:Minor Corrections. by Iriel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Oh I know, actually Gabe told Jack that $10,000 is pretty weak from a famous Miami lawyer when their charity has already raised half a million (in money, toys, etc.) in two years from the gamer community. That's what pissed off Jack. Then Jack accused their charity of being hollow because they're supposedly some flush-with-cash game company and that Jack's donations mean more in the ethical sense. When Gabe (Mike) emailed him back to clarify that they are not flush-with-cash at all, Jack called back and spent the entirety of the conversation screaming because Gabe asked him if Jack would have to sue himself for proposing such a horrifically malevolent game. Part of the way in the conversation, Jack hung up.

      Check out the transcripts of emails between Jackie T. and Scott from VG Cats. It's even worse.

      If this guy wants to play with fire, I suggest somebody put up a site to publish all of Jack's threats and verbal abuse (plus nonsense) and see if he gets institutionalized. I seriously think that man is pathologically violent.

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    2. Re:Minor Corrections. by Yorrike · · Score: 4, Informative
      I'll do it. He can't sue me, since I'm not an American and my country has laws protecting free speech :)

      In fact, I'll do it right now;
      http://www.hardcoregamers.com/jack-thompson/

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      Looks can be deceiving. Or CAN they?

    3. Re:Minor Corrections. by Iriel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I give my sincere gratitude ^_^

      I think we should make a domain to counter his www.stopkill.com
      We'll make www.stopjack.com

      Okay, now did I leave that soapbox...?

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  35. In other news by Barrakketh · · Score: 2, Informative

    Gabe & Tycho of Penny-Arcade have made a donation to who they think Paul Eibler would have picked: The ESF.

    From their site:

    It was only a matter of time until a mod team took Jack Thompson's disgusting revenge fantasy and made it flesh - and, just as I suggested, it was deemed insufficient.

    Thompson now claims that his repellent suggestion was "satire," and we must conclude that his financial offer was also satire, some new breed of satire apparently that I'm sure is just hilarious to people in need.

    You know what, Jack? We're going to be the men you're not. You said that your insulting, illusory ten thousand dollars would go to the charity of Paul Eibler's choice. We've got a good guess that he'd direct your nonexistant largesse toward The Entertainment Software Foundation, a body that has raised over six point seven million dollars over the last eight years. We've just made the donation you never would, and never meant to. Ten thousand dollars' worth. And we made it in your name.

  36. Quoth TFA by smose · · Score: 2, Informative

    By rescinding the offer in 2005, he likely escapes, the key line being:

    "...if any video game company will create, manufacture, distribute, and sell a video game in 2006 like the following..."

    Quoth TFA:

    "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." The Golden Rule

    This writer has been saying for seven years that violent video games can be "murder simulators" that incite as well as train some obsessive teen players to be violent.

    I've been on 60 Minutes and in Reader's Digest this year explaining how an Alabama teen, with no criminal record, shot two policemen and a dispatcher in their heads and fled in a police car--a scenario he rehearsed for hundreds of hours on Take-Two/Rockstar's Grand Theft Auto video games.

    I have sat with boys in jail cells, their lives over because of murder convictions, after they, with no history of violence, have killed innocents while in a dreamlike state. Said one cop who investigated such a murder in Grand Rapids, Michigan: "The killing was like an extension of the game."

    The video game industry, through its lawyers, its spokesmen, and its head lobbyist, Doug Lowenstein, the president of the Entertainment Software Association, all say it is utter nonsense to suggest that what is dumped into a kid's head hour after hour, day after day, year after year, could possibly have behavioral consequences. Cigarette ads can persuade kids to smoke, but interactive simulators in which these same kids punch, hack, bludgeon, and maim affect not a wit their attitudes and behaviors, notwithstanding the findings of the American Psychological Association, published in August 2005.

    The video game industry says Sticks and stones can break my bones, but games can never hurt me. Fine. I have a modest proposal for the video game industry. I'll write a check for $10,000 to the favorite charity of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc's chairman, Paul Eibeler - a man Bernard Goldberg ranks as #43 in his book 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America - if any video game company will create, manufacture, distribute, and sell a video game in 2006 like the following:

    Osaki Kim is the father of a high school boy beaten to death with a baseball bat by a 14-year-old gamer. The killer obsessively played a violent video game in which one of the favored ways of killing is with a bat. The opening scene, before the interactive game play begins, is the Los Angeles courtroom in which the killer is sentenced "only" to life in prison after the judge and the jury have heard experts explain the connection between the game and the murder.

    Osaki Kim (O.K.) exits the courtroom swearing revenge upon the video game industry whom he is convinced contributed to his son's murder. "Vengeance is mine, I will repay" he says. And boy, is O.K. not kidding.

    O.K. is provided in his virtual reality playpen a panoply of weapons: machetes, Uzis, revolvers, shotguns, sniper rifles, Molotov cocktails, you name it. Even baseball bats. Especially baseball bats.

    O.K. first hops a plane from LAX to New York to reach the Long Island home of the CEO of the company (Take This) that made the murder simulator on which his son's killer trained. O.K. gets "justice" by taking out this female CEO, whose name is Paula Eibel, along with her husband and kids. "An eye for an eye," says O.K., as he urinates onto the severed brain stems of the Eibel family victims, just as you do on the decapitated cops in the real video game Postal2.

    O.K. then works his way, methodically back to LA by car, but on his way makes a stop at the Philadelphia law firm of Blank, Stare and goes floor by floor to wipe out the lawyers who protect Take This in its wrongful death law suits. "So sue me" O.K. spits, with singer Jackson Brown's 1980's hit Lawyers in Love blaring.

    With the FBI now after him, O.K. keeps moving westward, shooting up high-tech video arcades called GameWerks. "G

  37. Re:Jack jacks charity, penny arcade makes up for i by higuy48 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah, I read that and couldn't believe it. That's insane. That's incredible. Just for that, I'm going make it a point to donate to Child's Play this year.

    PA just earned the maddest props they could have possibly earned. Wow.

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  38. Video games cause violence!!!! by sqlrob · · Score: 2, Informative

    From today's CNN:
    All major categories of violent crime in the United States declined in 2004, bringing the rates of the most serious offenses, including murders, rapes, robberies and assaults, to a level 32 percent lower than those reported in 1995, the new figures show.


    Wow, look how the crime rate has absolutely skyrocketed as violence in games has increased. Someone send these figures to Jack so he can use them in his jihad.
  39. PA gave the money instead by ragingmime · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...and did it in his name, according to the newspost at the bottom if this page.

    So Jack Thompson is a Warrior of God now? Glad to see he's attacking something as significant as video games, and not tackling war or poverty or anything silly like that. Yeesh.

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  40. PA's taken care of it. by ahoehn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It might be worth noting that the good people at Penny Arcade have already made up for Thompson's retraction, and donated $10,000 to charity in Thompson's Name. He he. Gotta love those PA kids.
     
        Here's the quote from the PA site: "You know what, Jack? We're going to be the men you're not. You said that your insulting, illusory ten thousand dollars would go to the charity of Paul Eibler's choice. We've got a good guess that he'd direct your nonexistant largesse toward The Entertainment Software Association Foundation, a body that has raised over six point seven million dollars over the last eight years. We've just made the donation you never would, and never meant to. Ten thousand dollars' worth. And we made it in your name.

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  41. Re: Quoth TFA (source) by smose · · Score: 2, Informative

    Forgot the attribution on TFA quote: Advanced Media Network.

  42. Contact him by sabernet · · Score: 4, Informative

    John B. Thompson, Attorney at Law
    1172 South Dixie Hwy., Suite 111
    Coral Gables, Florida 33146
    305-666-4366

    jackpeace@comcast.net
    August 5, 2005
    Patricia Vance

    source: http://www.vgcats.com/jack.php

    Make sure to write any letters or make any calls in the same civil manner as he himself has shown others.

    Make extra sure.

    1. Re:Contact him by not_potable · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Wow. I actually just spoke with this man, at the number above. He asked me who I was, and I made the mistake of saying that I wanted to ask him some questions about his proposal to the (oops) "internet community". He then started raising his voice, saying that he made this proposal to the "gaming industry", not a bunch of modders working out of their basement. I couldn't get a word in edgewise. He told me to get a dictionary, and hung up. Ever the cool-headed one, he.

  43. Slight correction....penny-arcade. by katharsis83 · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, I think that's the wrong reference. We'd be riding our bikes around and looking at boobies:

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2002-10- 18&res=l

  44. Sadly this will never stop... by Khyber · · Score: 2, Informative

    You cant stop it. In the 70s or so, it was comic books that they blamed. In the 80s, it was music and hair-metal that got the blame. In the 90s, it was Television and MTV and etc, and now its video games. People in America seem to have a common problem, for the most part. They can't realize that they are the ones causing their own problems.

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    1. Re:Sadly this will never stop... by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it was the late 50s, early 60s, when Dr. Frederick Wertham published "The Seduction of the Innocent", about the evils of comic books. That led to the comics code.

      But in either case, it's just more fricking McCarthyism in action. Are you now or have you ever been top ranked in Quake Arena?

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  45. Here's the original forum by Khyber · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://croqaudile.com/?article_id=10299

    Enjoy it. I know I did.

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  46. Very strange man... by MaestroSartori · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...this Jack Thompson fellow. And I say this as a games programmer, although not one who's ever worked on a violent game of any sort. Anyway.

    When all this fuss kicked off over the last few weeks, I read a bit of what he has to say. And to be honest, reading what he says to people in private correspondance (and to an extent in his public statements) you get the impression that he's a rabid loon. Then on Penny Arcade, I spotted a link to an audio interview some guys did with him. I downloaded and had a listen. And to give the man some credit, he comes across much better in person. I'm much less surprised that he gets the attention he does, having listened to him - he comes across as a slightly opinionated but earnest and frank concerned guy, worried about the effect games have on kids and teenagers. At least, he does initially.

    After a while though, when he's gone past the fairly logical point of discussing M-rated game sales to minors with someone who agrees with him, he starts getting a bit out there. EA in cahoots with the porn industry, deliberately aiming for them to make porno skins for The Sims? Please. Thing is, because he *seems* reasonable, people who don't know too much about games probably think he *is* reasonable. And in small doses, for short periods of time, he probably is. But disagree too much, scratch the surface of his arguments, and things suddenly get a lot stranger...

  47. Technicalities by mliu · · Score: 3, Informative
    In my opinion (IANAL) after looking at the letter, I don't think, following the letter of his proposal, that the requirements have been met.

    His proposal was as follows:

    The video game industry says Sticks and stones can break my bones, but games can never hurt me. Fine. I have a modest proposal for the video game industry. I'll write a check for $10,000 to the favorite charity of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc's chairman, Paul Eibeler - a man Bernard Goldberg ranks as #43 in his book 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America - if any video game company will create, manufacture, distribute, and sell a video game in 2006 like the following:

    Osaki Kim is the father of a high school boy beaten to death with a baseball bat by a 14-year-old gamer. The killer obsessively played a violent video game in which one of the favored ways of killing is with a bat. The opening scene, before the interactive game play begins, is the Los Angeles courtroom in which the killer is sentenced "only" to life in prison after the judge and the jury have heard experts explain the connection between the game and the murder.

    Osaki Kim (O.K.) exits the courtroom swearing revenge upon the video game industry whom he is convinced contributed to his son's murder. "Vengeance is mine, I will repay" he says. And boy, is O.K. not kidding.

    O.K. is provided in his virtual reality playpen a panoply of weapons: machetes, Uzis, revolvers, shotguns, sniper rifles, Molotov cocktails, you name it. Even baseball bats. Especially baseball bats.

    O.K. first hops a plane from LAX to New York to reach the Long Island home of the CEO of the company (Take This) that made the murder simulator on which his son's killer trained. O.K. gets "justice" by taking out this female CEO, whose name is Paula Eibel, along with her husband and kids. "An eye for an eye," says O.K., as he urinates onto the severed brain stems of the Eibel family victims, just as you do on the decapitated cops in the real video game Postal2.

    O.K. then works his way, methodically back to LA by car, but on his way makes a stop at the Philadelphia law firm of Blank, Stare and goes floor by floor to wipe out the lawyers who protect Take This in its wrongful death law suits. "So sue me" O.K. spits, with singer Jackson Brown's 1980's hit Lawyers in Love blaring.

    With the FBI now after him, O.K. keeps moving westward, shooting up high-tech video arcades called GameWerks. "Game over," O.K. laughs.

    Of course, O.K. makes the obligatory runs to virtual versions of brick and mortar retailers Best Buy, Circuit City, Target, and Wal-Mart to steal supplies and bludgeon store managers and cash register clerks. "You should have checked kids' IDs!"

    O.K. pushes on to Los Angeles. He must get there by May 10, 2006. That is the beginning of "E3" -- the Electronic Entertainment Expo -- the Super Bowl of the video game industry. O.K. must get to E3 to massacre all the video game industry execs with one final, monstrously delicious rampage.

    How about it, video game industry? I've got the check and you've got the tech. It's all a fantasy, right? No harm can come from such a game, right? Go ahead, video game moguls. Target yourselves as you target others. I dare you.

    Here is what was made:

    Mild mannered Christian attorney by day, Jack Thompson moonlights as Banman, a homicidal hero who cuts through immorality and beauracratic laws with an automatic rifle. Utilizing his Schwarzenegger sized personal arsenal and his trusty Bannedwagon, Banman fights the evil videogame industry's dirty tactics. From destroying trucks to make sure the children are kept safe from violent games, to fighting off an armed rebellion of lesbians, feminists, and female golfers led by General Janet Reno, Banman puts it all on the line to protect the homeland.

    Jack Thompson meanwhile sets himself hard to work at protecting the youth through the power of the lawsuit, finally going after those evil Super Mario Bros. B

  48. Now I finally understand! by kalirion · · Score: 2, Funny

    All those bogus charity sites are really just satirical homages to Red Cross!

  49. Possible email contact by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hate to reply to myself, but I went looking for an email address and while there isn't one directly on his website, the whois listing gives the address "greytop@comcast.net", which doesn't bounce. I'll post the conversation if I get a reply.

  50. Not trying to troll by propagandize · · Score: 3, Informative
    I really no very little about Jack Thompson, but I was curious what he wrote. While I don't agree with much of anything he seems to stand for, I was able to find what I think is the original text he posted at http://news.spong.com/detail/news.asp?prid=9201&cb =0.1497723.

    From that text:
    ...I'll write a check for $10,000 to the favorite charity of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc's chairman, Paul Eibeler - a man Bernard Goldberg ranks as #43 in his book 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America - if any video game company will create, manufacture, distribute, and sell a video game in 2006...
    While Hellfish seems awfully creative, I don't know if they qualify as a video game "company" and they don't seem to be "selling" the module (and as an even more minor point, it's not 2006).
  51. Jack is a very fearful man... by TheZalm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Jack strikes me as an extremely fearful man. It could be argued that most of what he does is driven by fear. He's afraid of gamers. He's afraid of the world. So he became a lawyer so that he could feel powerful. And look at his responses to e-mails. He obviously feels threatened by VGCATS and Penny Arcade, and he has a fight/flight reaction (He tends to choose fight). Its obvious to me that these violent, threatening responses that he makes are caused by FEAR.
    He pictures the gamers of the world as these horrible violent people that might shoot him or his family at any time, and so he wants to stop it. He imagines that we're all violent and that video games made us this way. He's afraid, so he strikes out. Like a cornered dog.

    But what he doesnt seem to get is that, yeah, there are violent people, and yeah there are gamers, and yeah there are a few gamers that are also violent, but they are the VAST MINORITY. Most gamers are peaceful! It's like saying "HEY, all these murderers had something in common. They ate sandwiches. Sandwiches make you murder!"

    Someone should draw him a venn diagram...

  52. Email Transcript by MoonBuggy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Here's the brief email conversation I just had with him. My messages were short, and I fully admit they could have been more crafted or articulate, but I asked what I wanted to ask to satisfy my own curiosity while remaining polite. I tried to put forward direct questions in the hope of direct answers. It appears I will not be having any further contact with him:
    Mr. Thompson,
    I have a single, simple question to ask, and I would appreciate if you would take the time to answer; how do you justify your position of moral superiority in the debate on violence in computer games when you bear in mind that Penny Arcade, some of the most vocal proponents of the industry you are against, paid the promised $10,000 to charity in your name when you refused to do so?

    Yours, Greg Tebbutt
    The answer is a) I never refused to do so, b) I haven't heard from Paul Eibeler to what charity he wants me to send the money, and c) the terms of the proposal have not been met. I never said I was kidding about the offer.
    They made that up.

    The item at Penny Arcade about this is false and defamatory and it is actionable. I told them to take it down or else.

    You got any more stupid questions?
    Thank you for your quick reply. Although this may be considered a "stupid question", I would like to clarify the point: will you outline where the modification at http://hellfish.gtajunkies.com/Jt.html falls short of your expectations, and commit to donate the money when the shortfalls are altered? If you are not willing to do so, would you please explain your reasons?

    Greg Tebbutt
    I did. No te I have have not heard from Mr. Eibeler. That makes two sets of stupid questions. In this game, two strikes and you're out. Don't bother me further
    I do not intend to 'bother you' with this reply, and as you evidently do not wish to debate I will not continue this conversation further, however for the sake of completeness it would be helpful if you could direct me to where I can find the correct version of the comments that I appear to have missed on the subject of the 'hellfish' GTA modification. I ask in order that there is a fair representation of your feelings on the issue if I post a transcript of this conversation online.
    I told you not to bother me again. you're obviously impaired
    Bold and italics mine, used for clarifying who said what.

    I'm honestly not sure if he means that he did commit to donate the money, or that he did give reasons why he won't. I'm also not clear on why he says that he hasn't been contacted WRT which charity to pay, then says that the terms of the proposal weren't met (and therefore implies he won't pay until they have been).
  53. Want to hurt him? Here is how by snowwrestler · · Score: 2, Informative

    Write to your members of Congress, inform them that you vote and you actively follow the issues that are important to you, and then tell them that if they associate with Jack Thompson, you will vote against them when they are next up for re-election. It might be helpful to include links to Jack's initial offer, and the open letter ending his association with NIMF.

    Initial offer and game description:
    http://gc.advancedmn.com/article.php?artid=5883

    NIMF letter:
    http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid= 12259

    Be polite, be civil, and be sure to include your full, real name, and your full, real address. Ask for a reply. You'll probably get one.

    Believe it or not, members of Congress pay close attention to these things. They spend hundreds of thousands of dollars per year on staff and supplies for constituent relations. I know it's cool to think that only big corporations get things done in Washington, but it's not true. When enough people speak up, they can move the government.

    You can be sure that those who agree with Jack are writing letters once a week. Only by matching or beating that can we fight back.

    Here's a good site to get started, for free. Find your representative and senators and write today!

    http://www3.capwiz.com/y/dbq/officials/

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  54. Agreed: Olympic training & Blink by wfolta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't think that games turn people into killers. In fact, I enjoy Unreal Tournament 2004, WoW, etc, which obviously involve "killing" to reach your goal. But I do support the parent posting's observations...

    I think that in their rush to defend an anything-goes mentality, other posters in this thread overlook obvious connections:

    1. Olympic and all world-class athletes use visualization as a part of their training. They imagine themselves doing their sport in as vivid a detail as they can. For example, a weight lifter imagines walking up to the weights, feeling the bar, gripping it, heaving it upwards, etc, etc. They imagine the perfect performance again and again, and it helps to shape their reactions to achieve it.

    Your brain does not know the difference between real and imagined. That's why you can get angry "just thinking about that jerk that cut you off this morning". Obviously, higher-level functions allow us to reason and realize "it's just a memory/game" but our instincts and reflexes may not be so lucky.

    2. Read Blink and see how what we view affects how we act. In particular, the experiment where people were primed (unknowingly) to be either rude or polite and how unbelievably strong the effect was. The experimenters expected noticable but minor differences and found HUGE differences in reaction that astonished them.

    In light of that, someone who spends HOURS trying to grief others and demolish them (or get steamrolled themselves) in vicious ways will, as the parent comment says, definitely be more likely to be jerks. Or worse. And that's the difference, say between sports and video games: you cannot demolish 20 opposing basketball teams in a long night of playing. You can easily do this in video games, including some of my favorites.

    Again, I'm not going to kill someone because I play violent games. But please don't ignore obvious and deep issues to say that video games (or porn, or whatever) have nothing to do with anything. (Read Blink's description of gender and racial biases that are very unconscious but can be accurately measured and can be affected by our experiences and then think about how games or porn present various different classes/professions/races/genders and imagine how being "primed" in this way would affect attitudes and interactions, even if they never were consciously accepted and acted upon in open ways.)

  55. DON'T CONTACT HIM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So telling people to harass someone is "informative" and a good way of proving our point(s)?

    Given what we know about his replies already, lets not drag ourselves to his level. The egomaniac craves attention, and guess what examples of the things those "evil gamers who oppose me do" he is going to bring up next? And we already know that he doesn't want to have a civil debate or discussion, so why even bother talking to a brick wall?

    He also has been on a losing streak lately, and now you have to add more fuel and "creditability" to his fire. He may be nuts, but encouraging people to harass him just makes us look bad. Even more so when we are reduced to his level of "acting civil."

    Seriously slashdot, enough with the spamming/calling/Ddosing of people we don't like; please grow up and be more mature about dealing with things like this. I don't have a problem with informative emails(i.e. non-emotional and informative complaining about company X's defective product or really restrictive DRM), but this one is really asking people not to be civil with the intent to hammer him. Stuff like this and intentionally Ddosing sites(i.e. needing to check the RIAA's site several times, "just to make sure it is still up")make no real progress with the issue at hand.

    1. Re:DON'T CONTACT HIM! by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2, Funny

      Furthermore, given the examples we've seem so far, he seems to get pretty worked up whenever he's brought to task. I can almost see the vein in his head twitching. No telling when something is going to burst. I would suggest that he be left alone simply to avoid the first /.ing of a human.

  56. Kill two birds with one stone.... by CFTM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think we ought to use Mr. Thompson for own ends. Seeing as he is so keen to sue people, maybe we should sign his email address up with every major spammer across the world and see how he reacts. I bet he'd have his legal dogs of war on their asses by the end of the week, maybe if we got really lucky the spammer and JT would use all their energies trying to eradicate each other leaving the rest of the world in peace. Oops, I hope JT doesn't decide to sue me for writing this!

  57. Best case scenario: by justin12345 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I believe the mod in question is a GTA mod, so Rockstar should get together with the modders and host the mod on their servers. Make the mod downloadable in exchange for a charitable donation. Tens of thousands of gamers would no doubt donate hundreds of thousands of dollars downloading the thing. The charity wins and Rockstar gets a single piece of good publicity (as they are pretty much the "worst offender" when it comes to violent games).

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  58. Lawyer Honesty and Misconduct by celest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm just curious why no one has contacted his Bar association. From what I'm reading in these various transcripts, if they are indeed accurate, he is violating several of their ethical guidelines, particularly with his threats. In the very least, several complaints made against him to the Bar would require a review of his actions and the reflections they are making on the legal profession in his jurisdiction.

    He would be taken quite a bit less seriously if his teeth were removed and he was no longer able to legally practice law.

    From the Florida Board of Bar Examiners website:

    "The primary purpose of the bar examination is to ensure that all who are ultimately admitted have demonstrated minimum technical competence. In order to be admitted in Florida, an applicant must have proof of good moral character and must successfully complete the Florida Bar Examination."

    In the admission requirements are then the following items:

    "What is disqualifying conduct?
    Pursuant to Rule 3-11 a record manifesting a deficiency in the honesty, trustworthiness, diligence, or reliability may constitute a basis for denial of admission. Any of the following may be considered by the Board to be a basis for further inquiry before recommending admission:

            * Unlawful conduct
            * Academic misconduct
            * Making or procuring any false or misleading statement or omission of relevant information, including any false or misleading statement or omission on the Bar Application, or any amendment, or in any testimony or sworn statement submitted to the Board.
            * Misconduct in employment
            * Acts involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit or misrepresentation
            * Abuse of legal process
            * Financial irresponsibility
            * Neglect of professional obligations
            * Violation of an order of a court
            * Evidence of mental or emotional instability
            * Evidence of drug or alcohol dependency
            * Denial of admission to the bar in another jurisdiction on character and fitness grounds
            * Disciplinary action by a lawyer disciplinary agency or other professional disciplinary agency of any jurisdiction
            * Any other conduct which reflects adversely upon the character and fitness of the applicant


    Additional details about the Florida Bar, the exam, and how to file complaints can be found at http://www.floridabar.org/

  59. A Modest Proposal by k1ng_0n3_3y3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's the thing, though, the title of his little satire should have tipped everyone off: it is modeled after (Gulliver's Travels author) Thomas Swift's "A Modest Proposal", which is itself a pretty well known satire of the English treatment of the Irish people. Come on, folks, if we're going to keep up with the assholes and hustlers, we need to be up on our literature and history, not just technology. In closing, though, this guy is a grade-A asshole. And that's not being sarcastic.

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  60. Cease And Desist! by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mr. "dgatwood",

    Your reference to my tombstone is a clear, and actionable threat of death. Please remove it from the website "www.slashpoint.com" at once or I will pursue legal action and criminal charges against you, the owners of the website, and John Carmack.

    Jack Thompson

    cc
    New York State Attorney's Office
    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    Interpol
    God

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  61. It was satire by wipis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I think it was not fair of him to offer a donation for what he later called satire Jack Thompson made it semi clear that it was in fact a satire. While the violence was over the top his suggestion wasnt. However if you paid attention in high school or college you may have heard of a work know as "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift. One of the early and most well known satires about Swift suggesting that Ireland suffering from Famine and poverty should eat and sell their children for food. Note the title of Jack Thompsons proposal "A Modest Video Game Proposal." For the record I am not siding with Jack Thompson but I'm not the smartest man in the world but when he claimed his work was ment to be satire I put 2 and 2 together so I would hope someone else has. Also I would bet the someone here may have already pointed this out but with upwards of 300 posts I'm not going sift through them all. Look it up or read it here. Its short and sadistically funny. http://www.english.upenn.edu/~jlynch/Courses/95c/T exts/modest.html

  62. Re:He's seizing on a detail (more) by tedrlord · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Rockstar has lawyers of its own, as well as an entire PR department. I'm sure it would be fairly simple to put out a press release praising Jack for his charity and saying that if he feels the game is satisfactory, Paul has strong feelings toward the fight against childhood leukemia (or somesuch), and if Jack likes, he can choose any charity that works toward its cure. In fact, Paul might say, that Jack's idea has moved him so that he would like to make the same donation.

    Hell, even if Jack refuses and attacks Rockstar for misinterpreting him, Paul could apologize, say he misunderstood, and make the charitable donation himself.

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