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Use of Student Plants to Pitch Products Rising

theodp wrote to mention a Seattle PI article about software and niche companies using college-age hucksters to get the word about their product out. From the article: "Microsoft is among a growing number of companies seeking to reach the elusive but critical college market by hiring students to be ambassadors -- or, in more traditional terms, door-to-door salesmen. In an age when the college demographic is no longer easily reached by television, radio or newspapers -- as TiVo, satellite radio, iPods and the Internet crowd out the traditional advertising venues -- a microindustry of campus marketing has emerged. Niche firms have sprung up to act as recruiters of students, who then market products on campus for companies such as Microsoft, JetBlue Airways, The Cartoon Network and Victoria's Secret."

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  1. This is the Victoria's Secret thread by LeonGeeste · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please confine all "clever" jokes about female college students promoting Victoria's Secret products to this thread and this thread only. Thank you.

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    1. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Funny

      I dont have a clever joke, I'm just wondering when they show up at my campus.

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    2. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by fbartho · · Score: 1

      Well... here at Umich, they started showing up thursday-friday night, and keep walking around till this monday... of course I don't know if they're models, or just dressing down for halloween...

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    3. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An angry anonymous slashdot troll, you must be a devil with the ladies!

    4. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you imagine Victoria's Secret being promoted to the same general group as Cartoon Network? What's next, teaming up with Nickelodeon to put Invader Zim on a crotchless panty?

    5. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      I, for one, would like to see proof.

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    6. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or SpongeBob? (envisions spongebob modelling underwear)

    7. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Those are HOOKERS, stupid.

    8. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by khallow · · Score: 1

      I have yet to see any clever jokes show up at my campus. We might have to make our own. :-(

    9. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry-- they don't come to DeVry

    10. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly.

      College students can't afford hookers.

      "I'll pay you with half-a-bud and some top-raman".

    11. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine Victoria's Secret being promoted to the same general group as Cartoon Network? What's next, teaming up with Nickelodeon to put Invader Zim on a crotchless panty?

      Why not? Honestly, all three are promoted along marijuana on most campuses.

    12. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by mrs+clear+plastic · · Score: 1

      I am the only one allowed to go door to door for Victoria's Secret.

      I am a beautiful 40 year old male who love to dress up in full three
      piece wedding dresses made out of crystal clear plastic and outlined
      with multi-colored electro-lumenscent wire (Glowire for you Bruning Man
      folks)

      Watch for me comming to your local college campus soon!

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    13. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by GunFodder · · Score: 1

      Luxury! Back when I was a student we couldn't afford Top Ramen, we had to settle for Maruchan. And only in bulk, with just two flavors, Brown and Radioactive Green - although the packaging mistakenly labeled them beef and chicken. I knew someone who was so extravagant he could afford Kung Fu noodles, even though they were a pricey 75 cents apiece.

    14. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      This is just impractical. Where would you put a logo on a crotchless panty, on the back? You wouldn't see it anyway, they're off before you get to that side.

        No, I think your standard g-string with just enough room for Invader Zim would be perfect. Plus you get the dumbass pun for free. Invader...get it...blarg.

    15. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      To vanish the images of semi-nude women standing behind your door from your mind: Remember that most of the readers (males) won't be the target market. The female college students will be promoting these products to their female friends.

      Doh!

    16. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      Honestly, all three are promoted along marijuana on most campuses.
      I had assumed that that was the titular student plant.

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    17. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, it's all fine as long as they let me watch.

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    18. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a quick look at your site it would seem that you could integrate a bit more variety in your taste.

      Sincerely, a group of crossdressers concerned about their public image.

    19. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by Viceice · · Score: 1

      Close enough... except it's the Flash

      sarongpartygirl.blogspot.com/ (WARNING: NWS!)

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    20. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      Remember that most of the readers (males) won't be the target market.

      You sure about that? Men account for a large percentage of their sales-- I don't have the source, but I remember that men accounted for over 50% of Victoria's Secret sales 10 years ago. Many of the ad campaigns, the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" are directed at men. I wouldn't be suprised if they tried to do the same on a college campus.

      I used to receive Victoria's Secret catalogs, and they knew I was a man. The prices were a good 10% cheaper then in the catalogs they sent to women. There was a failed lawsuit about this a decade ago...

    21. Re:This is the Victoria's Secret thread by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      A ramen snob? Oh man, culinary education is getting way too serious.

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  2. As Einstein once said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Imagination is more important than knowledge."

    1. Re:As Einstein once said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Einstein only said that to make stupid people feel better.

    2. Re:As Einstein once said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uneducated people. Like you, who don't seem know the difference between ignorance and stupidity.

  3. I have an idea to appeal to college students by assassinator42 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Make your stuff cheaper. In all the colleges/universities. This idea is more for Microsoft, since I don't want Cartoon Network to make their shows cheaper.

    1. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by JamesTheBoilermaker · · Score: 1

      Some colleges do that. My school has an agreement with Microsoft that allows students and faculty to purchase MS software very cheaply. The prices have gone up slightly, but a few years ago I bought Windows XP Pro and Office XP Pro for $5 each.

    2. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by lexarius · · Score: 1

      The College of Engineering here at UF has a similar deal. We get a lot of different MS developer-type stuff (including WinXP Pro) for $0. We get them by download. Legally, even. And worth every penny. (Ok, maybe a tiny bit more)

    3. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by Nimey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not quite that cheap -- the school's part of the license fees comes from student activity fees or somesuch.

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    4. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by brain_not_ticking · · Score: 1

      Um, at my school, at least for the students in computer science, most microsoft products are available for free.

    5. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by 00Monkey · · Score: 0

      That's called piracy ;)

    6. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      You're at UF? Sweet! I live about three blocks behind the Swamp! Ever stop in at Momo's?

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    7. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by Mortlath · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That's called piracy ;)

      No, it's called MSDNAA.

      I was amazed to learn that as a CS student I could download Windows XP, 2003 server, etc. for free.

    8. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by donscarletti · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has a program that allows computer science students to simply download or borrow a burnt copy of all of their products but office. My flatmate runs Microsoft Windows 2003 advanced server (very expensive) for free on his home computer for games, without breaking the law. Of cause most of the students at my uni who have real potential as professionals use Linux more, but Microsoft is trying very hard to turn M$ into MS as far as students are concerned. Interestingly enough, none of the potential MS drones I know of in the class even know about this program, it's only known about and used by dudes like me who have Windows only for games.

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    9. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by shawb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Depends on the school. Most of the time the school doesn't pay anything for the license. Microsoft just gives a really steep discount because 1)it is a good idea to have just about all fresh graduates to have experience with Windows, because then they are already trained in it's use for the workforce and 2)piracy is so rampant on campuses that very few students would ever pay full price for it; There's always someone in the dorm (probably several on your floor) with a CD and some install keys.

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    10. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by magicchex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Part of your tuition pays for this. So actually, if you don't buy the programs you lose money.

      At Umich, XP costs $14.15 and Office costs $42.45. The copy you get claims that you can only install it twice, but I've been using the same copy of XP through several reformats as well as a total of 3 computers. Once it called my bluff, but a simple call to support and an explanation that I was reformatting got me a new serial which hasn't brought up a single problem since.

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    11. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by isometrick · · Score: 1

      That's only if your school or CS department pays for a subscription to MSDNAA, it is not free.

      What sucks is that you end up paying for it even if you explicitly boycott MS software otherwise. Check out those course fees, they're there for a reason. In fact, my school's CS department is such a shill for MS, there's a senior professor that spends all of his class time telling students how much Linux sucks (he *forces* the use of sourcesafe and vs.net for projects, because "that's what the real professionals use"). Sometimes, he actually spreads deliberate disinformation about open source and related topics. It's atrocious.

      He also spearheaded the MSDNAA program here. I switched to Mathematics. 'Nuf said.

    12. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      Real professionals use Visual Source Safe? Even Microsoft doesn't use it! It's like putting all your valuable source code in a Microsoft Access database -- it's a flat file stored on a network share that is prone to corruption if just a single client happens to crash while accessing it. It IS, however, used by a large number of small businesses (who don't know any better) who have small projects worked on by a small number of users.

      I had a professor like that, too, except instead of Microsoft, he was crazy about Macintosh. He took a significant portion of a class just to praise the SIZE of the damn mouse pointer in MacOS. Somehow that Macintosh 16x16 black pointer was somehow so much better than the 32x32 white pointer Windows uses. After the second class about how much Macs were better than Windows, I stopped going to class.

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    13. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by donscarletti · · Score: 1
      That's only if your school or CS department pays for a subscription to MSDNAA, it is not free.

      Every single computer in the department runs debian linux. Except for the human computer interaction lab which runs OSX, the Cryptography and Security isolated hacking lab that runs Red Hat and the lecturers laptops which usually run Fedora. I have not seen a windows machine in the entire department. For some reason I really doubt that they are forking out dough to MS especially since they tell us that MS sucks so regually.

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    14. Re:I have an idea to appeal to college students by mister_llah · · Score: 1

      It's a shame this popped into the thread so late... !!

      Turns out my school is a member of the alliance!

      [cue Darth Vader voice: You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! Take him away!]

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  4. If this actually worked, then kids would vote by saskboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've tried marketing voting at a University, and people weren't interested. The problem was I wasn't handing out ballots with a pen, and a ballot box down the hallway. Kids will take what is pushed into their hand, especially if the pusher is attractive, and they don't stand to lose money immediately on the free product. I may not be attractive enough to market democracy, but isn't it a shame that Coke and Microsoft have that kind of appeal, but the fricken government that can take your money WITHOUT tricking you with marketing, holds no interest with the slobbering masses.

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    1. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, there's an important factor that may or may not make this effective.

      See, most kids these days aren't really interested in voting, in part because they don't really see how it might benefit them, and because many of them are more or less disillusioned with government in general.

      On the other hand, how could you NOT be interested in Vicky's Secrets? There are obvious benefits ;-)

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    2. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by thesandtiger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't mean to be rude, but don't you think the problem might be your attitude? You're referring to people as "the slobbering masses." I think you'd do better if you tried not insulting the people you're reaching out to.

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    3. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by rkohutek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the difference is that with the Government CAN take your money without marketing. When your opinion has little effect on whether or not someone can do something, and then even less effect on what happens to that money once it's gone, apathy reigns.

      Yes, I know that voting is the method to change those two things, but a lot of people see it as an 8000lbs gorilla that can and will do whatever the heck it wants.

    4. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Hao+Wu · · Score: 0, Troll
      "Kids will take what is pushed into their hand, especially if the pusher is attractive, and they don't stand to lose money immediately on the free product."

      It's reflex. You are only annoying people when you do that, and once they figure out that you're just a salesman - they litter.


      "I may not be attractive enough to market democracy,"

      WOW - you're in college!?!

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    5. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, how could you NOT be interested in Vicky's Secrets? There are obvious benefits ;-)
      Uh- I could very easily not be interested in vicky's secrets... Like if they are on a 180 pound woman, or on a man. A big ol woman in a pearl thong isn't my idea of heaven....

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    6. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by saskboy · · Score: 1

      I only say things like that after meeting apalling apathy for several hours from people who are supposedly the best educated people in the city, or are striving to become them. And I've been listening to Lewis Black for 2 hours, so I might be a tad over the top in my distain for ignorami :-)

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    7. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Is voting in a national election even rational? There's no possible way your vote will affect the outcome, they can't even count the ballots with with that much precision. The only way to make any difference is to convince a large number of other voters.

    8. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Give them time. Right now they're in fantasyland with no cares at all. They're still in government-indoctrination mode, which started at age six.

      Wait until they get out into the real world. Four days having to pay their own rent instead of leeching of mom/dad/gov will install more sense into their heads than four whole years of you yelling at them.

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    9. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Mateito · · Score: 4, Funny
      Kids will take what is pushed into their hand, especially if the pusher is attractive,

      Yes, your honour, and that's how the baggie ended up in my jacket pocket.

    10. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1
      ...holds no interest with the slobbering masses.
      Do you really want the slobbering masses doing even more voting than they already have been? Honestly, aren't they the idiots who landed us in this fresh hell in the first place? I remain unconvinced that getting the stupid out to the polls is actually the way to go.

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    11. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by jcr · · Score: 1

      no interest with the slobbering masses.

      Well, you don't know whether or how the people you're looking down on voted. If they didn't want to hear what you had to tell them, maybe the problem was your obnoxious attitude.

      -jcr

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    12. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      How shall you decide who is stupid?

    13. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They're clearly smarter than you and recognise that the US political system has been thoroughly gamed such that it is impossible for any radical change to ever happen. You have a choice, Bob the Republician or Bob the Democrat, both of who believe the same things, but for slightly different reasons, except for the few insignificant details that should never decide the outcome of an election but innevitably do because it is impossible to change the system without first defeating it.

      Compare this to some European countries where anyone can write up a proposal for a referendum, collect signatures, submit it and their government is required by the constitution to put it to a national vote.

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    14. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been to a WalMart lately?

    15. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1
      How shall you decide who is stupid?
      I shan't. Quite simply, anyone I'd actually have to convince to vote isn't really someone I want to see fumbling around in a polling booth. If they've been around long enough to vote, yet still have not absorbed enough to grasp the significance of voting, I would never take it upon myself to try to push them into participating in the process, which is flawed enough as it already is.

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    16. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I'm sleepy and misread your original post as saying "I'm convinced the stupid need to be out of the polls."

    17. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saskboy? You weren't one of those guys at the U of S advertising for the CFS were you?

    18. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by mikael · · Score: 1

      Have a look at the ACORN classification for the distribution of wealth in the UK.
      Marketing people seems to like to have nicknames for each segment of the population.

      Affluent Greys, Flourishing Families, Prosperous Professionals, Educated Urbanites.
      Struggling Families, Burdened Singles, High Rise Hardship, Inner City Adversity.

      And the current British government is known to target policies that attract swing voters.

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    19. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, people really don't care.

    20. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Locke03 · · Score: 1

      Pardon my ignorance of European political systems, but what country is this?
      Sounds like a good idea but I can only imagine the mess it would be here in the states, everyone and their brother would want to write their own law but no one would be voting...I don't know how it is where you live, but around here, when it comes dow to actually getting off their asses people are pretty much apathetic.

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    21. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The major difference in most European countries is having a Proportional Representation (PR) system of voting, which at least means that if 10% of people vote for someone like Green, Libertarian, whatever, that they then get something close to 10% of the seats.

    22. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by at_18 · · Score: 1

      Pardon my ignorance of European political systems, but what country is this?

      I don't know the parent's country, but in mine (Italy) if you collect 500,000 signatures you can either:

      - have a referendum
      - have a law voted in parlament

      sometimes it works.

    23. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Nf1nk · · Score: 2, Informative

      In many states, Forget the names but there are more than 20, California (where I live) is one of them anyone can do a ballot innititive, In fact the election on Nov 8th will just be innititives. The problem has become that only fairly powerful and rich folks can actualy gather enough signatures to get the bill, and then it turns into an advertizing spend-a-thon to pass or kill the bill. Then for bonus points sometimes the state won't enforce these laws, notibly the mess with medical marijuana, and my favorite, prop 187 the law that made it illegal to spend state money on illegal aliens.

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    24. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by saskboy · · Score: 1

      First of all they aren't smarter than me simply because they don't vote. Second, I'm not in the USA, I'm in Canada, and I'm talking about something as basic as a student union [although it applies to other elections mostly too]. In Canada about 2% of the eligible voting population participates in party politics. This means that the 2% that do participate ultimately have the power [or more power than US may be a "2 party" system, but there are alternative parties that are just as viable as the Democrats, but the main stream media wouldn't dare to draw attention to such a fact.

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    25. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, I was at the UofR, and I wasn't completely anti-CFS because I was able to get a few dollars out of them. Probably not as much as they end up taking still. Tell me about your CFS pushers experience. NDPers, right?

    26. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by saskboy · · Score: 1

      I don't have the obnoxious attitude in person, it's only online when I'm taking to crowds like Slashdot and it gets attention. Call it the "Fox News attitude".

          And I do know most of them didn't vote, since one Union election I'm referring to had only about 40 voters out of a possible thousand.

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    27. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by wombert · · Score: 1

      Well, no wonder! Student union elections are particularly pointless for most of the student population. Why bother voting for one random student you never heard of over another one you never heard of, when whatever they're promising to do is unlikely to have any significant impact on you within the few years you're at school? Given a choice between learning who the players are and the politics du jour, or learning L'Hopital's Rule for the next morning's mid-term, which one do you think is worth their time? Which one's going to have a greater impact on their future success and ability to get a job?

      As seen with the trending of voter apathy in national elections, people will by and large not make an effort if they don't honestly think the results will affect them personally.

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    28. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically a lot of NDPers pushing shiny pieces of paper on students passing through the arts tunnel. Lots of glossy posters all over the place.

    29. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by jcr · · Score: 1

      I don't have the obnoxious attitude in person

      You may believe that you're concealing your contempt, but people are far more perceptive than you give them credit for.

      -jcr

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    30. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could understand why there's so many students supporting the NDP, if tuition hadn't more than doubled under their 15 year rule. It's pretty hard to justify supporting a party that directly does that to your bank account with no doubling in benefits.

    31. Re:If this actually worked, then kids would vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Switzerland do this. They have referendums around once a month to votre on local and national issues.

  5. Apple Campus Reps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apple's been doing this for years. 3 Large campus' in this Metro area all have CR's that work to promote Apple on campus. It's all about the viral marketing baby.

    1. Re:Apple Campus Reps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christians have been doing this for hundreds of years... since the introduction of universities.

      BTW, campus' is not the plural of campus, and if you're going to pretend to a college education, it might pay to check out a dictionary every now and then.

    2. Re:Apple Campus Reps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to retort with some witty remark about your ability to check your own grammar (in this case a missing word) but I digress. I suppose this would be one of the famous and often remarked posts of a Troll.

      Arrrggghh.

    3. Re:Apple Campus Reps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    4. Re:Apple Campus Reps by Galileo430 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Being part of said program. I have to say. It's a bunch of fun. I basically get paid to do everything I used to. I use Apple products in my everyday life. People used to constantly ask me about them. I'd give them any answers they wanted. None of that has changed. I just get paid now.

      Of course, I do more now too. Demo table events, talking to faculty.. some of the best stuff comes from this. You never realize how much a college has to offer until you've talked to everyone.

      My personal feeling is, while you could turn it into a salesman position. I think such jobs are best served by NOT being a sales drone. Listen and connect, if you have something that will help him the sale almost makes itself after that.

    5. Re:Apple Campus Reps by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      Apple subsidizes a major film-making contest every year here at UVA. I so want to do it next year. It you have to write and shoot a film in 72 hours, using a certain phrase, and a certain prop. It has some interesting and semi-successful alumni.

    6. Re:Apple Campus Reps by Dan-DAFC · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft have also been doing this for years in the UK. I had the opportunity to get involved when I was at university back in 1998. Bascially they bought off students by giving them free (as in beer) software and promotional stuff to try and get them to spread the word among their peers.

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      Suck figs.
    7. Re:Apple Campus Reps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Apple Campus Rep program dates back to the 80s. It was Steve Jobs' baby. It died out in the early 90s but was restarted when Steve came back to Apple in 1997. Since then it has grown significantly. Apple has been very successful in managing this program in comparison to other companies.

      I was an Apple Campus Rep for almost 4 years. It was a great experience for me. I would be the leader for everything Apple-related at my school. I worked with students, faculty and the IT department on Mac-based initiatives, events and contests. My ultimate goal was to raise awareness of Apple's products on my campus and I succeeded.

      In comparison, during my time on campus Microsoft started their "Student Liaison" program. It always seemed that the Microsoft rep changed every year and the rep's goals were different than mine. Instead of trying to get people interested in Microsoft's products in hopes that they might eventually purchase them, the Microsoft reps seemed to focus more on Computer Science and Engineering students and worked to get them using Micosoft's development tools instead of open source tools (and he gave the stuff away to them). I don't think they did such a good job at that.

  6. I welcome our new overlords ... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... the Victoria's Secret door-to-door saleswomen, that is!

  7. Been happening for a while by pete6677 · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's happening already. Check out this forum on a Purdue student messageboard. This idiot is plugging some sort of notetaking software.

    1. Re:Been happening for a while by killjoe · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much astro turfing is going on in schools. I can see corporations singling out popular kids and giving them free stuff to influence the other kids who aspire to be popular. This kind of thing is more likely to work in high school but I bet it works in collage too.

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    2. Re:Been happening for a while by Sri+Ramkrishna · · Score: 1

      It figures it happens at my alma mater. Useless.

      sri

    3. Re:Been happening for a while by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

      Uh... notetaking software? Isn't it called... Notepad? LOL.

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    4. Re:Been happening for a while by osssmkatz · · Score: 1

      Onenote is great. I use it. And not because it was pushed on me. (It wasn't.) I found out about it from my usual technology sources. I call it the modern word processor. It has layout elements which hold text which you can move anywhere on the page. There are no documents, and no filenames (unless you want to worry about them.) And best of all, no saving *ever*. It saves roughly every 10 seconds (2?) with no slowdown in speed, or any indication in the GUI. I only once lost work when I tried to import Jane Eyre from Project Gutenberg. It crashed once, and then stored it fine. (It was trying to use the HTML importer to import an HTML version). It like a free-form database or more like Treepad or Infomagic, with a much nicer interface. (It is *not* database-driven though.) It's not perfect. But I really miss it on my Mac. Feel free to contact me for more information. I just read in my fairly constant google search for Onenote Mac about a guy that switched (temporarily?) to PC because of it. Codeweavers' forum for Onenote says, "If crossover supports Onenote, I'll buy it" and they're not asking for tablet PC support. --Sam

  8. Reminds me by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Reminds me of an excellent book called Everybody In Silico. Basically it takes place in the future where advertising has run even further amok and people are transitioning permanently to a new cyber world.

    What reminded me was that in the book, they have people who go up and pitch things directly to other people, and they have watches that listen for audio cues, and when they've successfully pitched someone, money is deposited into an account for them.

    And while I should know this since I'm in advertising.....how do these companies make sure these kids are actually pitching? How do they know they're not just paying them to go dick around with their friends and not do anything? There's no real sort of metrics for this sort of thing nor is there much control.

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    1. Re:Reminds me by JoshDanziger · · Score: 1

      Frankly, it doesn't matter how much time these kids spend. Let's assume, for a second, that a CR does nothing beyond putting up posters around campus. Now, give that student a fancy new iPod Nano or Apple iBook.

      Ya know what? I saw the nano (a few weeks after it came out), and was just astonished at how small it was. No amount of advertising could have had the same impact. Even if you see that the nano is the size of two fingers on a large poster, when the image is poster-sized, you don't realize how small it is!

      But, back to my point... The students don't necessarily have to actively promote the product. Just *using* it is sometimes enough. For example, if someone is using MS OneNote to take notes in class, maybe peers would take notice? I know that I started using OneNote because a prof used it to project all of the notes for a class...

      Hours don't matter. It's all about exposure.

    2. Re:Reminds me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have asked your professor this:

      "What's the matter? The book publishers aren't paying you enough so you have to shill for Microsoft too?"

      I thought Powerpoint took care of that, as many of my professors use Powerpoint, but hey, OneNote isn't in the academic version of Office.

    3. Re:Reminds me by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Please find another profession, the world's total of the Sin of Manipulation doesn't need to increase.

    4. Re:Reminds me by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Shows how much you actually know about the industry. There are many of us who work for agencies who stand on their morals. In fact the real powerhouses of the industry are as such. Grow up and stop being a Slashbot.

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    5. Re:Reminds me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They control the effectiveness by employing another group of random students who then report back there exposure to marketing. Typical of surveys whereby after a set of advertising is run, 'top of mind' awareness is surveyed in the target population.

      In my city a few years back, Microsoft slimeballs/marketing scum were proud of the fact that they got bartenders & others to 'mention the new XBox'. The bartenders were rewarded with prizes when mystery shoppers (paid some hourly rate) heard a bartender say something like "hey, hear about great the new Xbox is".

      Its disgusting - how do I know that any mention of any product, anywhere, such as on a game review site or by anybody I meet, has not been brought & paid for?

      Microsoft have no ethics at all.

    6. Re:Reminds me by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      What I know about the advertising industry comes only from the advertising I've seen, most of which is somehow manipulative. If you happen to work for more honest folks, more power to you, but don't tell me the advertising industry isn't generally manipulative.

      However, my remark was rude, and I apologize for that.

    7. Re:Reminds me by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

      And while I should know this since I'm in advertising.....how do these companies make sure these kids are actually pitching? How do they know they're not just paying them to go dick around with their friends and not do anything? There's no real sort of metrics for this sort of thing nor is there much control.

      It is quite obvious that you can't be in advertising (or even general business for that matter), since otherwise you would surely be aware of performance-based advertising campaign payouts.

      The kid who pushes will hand out flyers. Either the mail-in card will contain a code linked to their affiliate membership with whoever they're pushing for or there will be a discount code mentioned on the flyer for online entry to get a "special price". Or "invitation code", or whatever they will call it the next day.

      There is a tremendous amount of tracking going on in advertising campaigns. It's an ages old industry and it wouldn't be a multi-billion dollar business if agencies had no clue what they are doing.

  9. My grandpa used to say... by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they have to market it on commercials, its probably not worth what you have to pay for it.

    I would think that "word of mouth" advertising would work quite a bit better if your product was worth paying for? Perhaps I'm just cynical, but I am thinking that this is no better than commercials, but you can't switch the channel...this is more "in your face"

    Arrggg I'm having memories of people selling household cleaning stuff door to door while "working their way through college" ... and then there is that other venerable vocation where most participants are 'working their way through college' (wink wink)

    Seriously, how does this help companies that already have GLOBAL brand name recognition?

    1. Re:My grandpa used to say... by Mateito · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If people only bought things that were of high quality and good value for money that they actually needed, the world economy would grind to a halt.

      Consumer based economies rely that most of the money that people earn will be spent, thus keeping allowing more things to be produced, employing more people and round and round we go. Of course, the government takes a chunk of every dollar when its earned and then again when its spent. Its fun to watch how much of a dollar goes to the goverment once its been spent and earned a couple of times.

      Times have changed since your Granpa's day. Globalisation means that this cycle is undergoing a readjustment.

      Take Wal*Mart for example. Everybody wants goods at the cheapest price, but locals want living wages. The net effect is that manufacturing is moved off-shore to produce cheaper goods that local people can buy, but as they is now less money in the local economy, there are few jobs, meaning on average have less money to spend, meaning they want even cheaper goods. There are some economists who predict that Wal*Mart will cause the biggest change in US standards of living in the history of the country.

      The trick is, of course, that we are simply shifting to a new equilibrium. If nobody has money to buy goods, Wal*Mart will suffer, so they won't let its prices drop too far. Eventually prices will stabilize to a level where local people and local industry will live in harmony with outsourcing to cheaper countries. Notably, these cheaper countries will slowly become less cheaper. Outsourced and Local wages will eventually meet in the middle (in some industries, they already have).

      I know many of us have been bitten by out-sourcing to India, but we (as a society) have shown time and again that, despite all the lip-service, saving that few dollars on the cost of weekly tinned food bill is more important that local jobs.

      You can't have the benefits of globalisation without the downsides - its part and parcel of the same model.

    2. Re:My grandpa used to say... by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      While this might be off topic, I agree with you completely. My part in that levelling process is to not buy from Wal*marts, or goods that are cheap to manufacture and stamped "Made in not-the-usa"... not really much of a protest, and I am considering the process of manufacturing some of these goods in the USA in order to help stem the tide of manufacturing jobs going overseas. While that many not be thought out completely yet, it is brewing in my head.

      Microbrewers are taking import sales in many instances. Why can't American's make coffee cups and t-shirts? It just seems to me that there is a need for it now. There is also a move to source cheap labor in areas of North America that are traditionally cheaper labor costs. A call center in Idaho or Alabama has more benefits than one in China... at least for American services. Of course, I'm leaving out a lot of details here, but the idea is sound.

      BTW, buying only USA made products is not an easy chore... it should be... at least in my opinion.

      P.S. if you are trying to figure out my politics, don't bother, they are all over the map, and judging by politicians, I can't really tell which party I'm with either.

    3. Re:My grandpa used to say... by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Insightful
      BTW, buying only USA made products is not an easy chore... it should be... at least in my opinion.

      What's actually made in the USA these days? We've essentially fulfilled THAT particular Snow Crash prophecy.

      1. Software
      2. Music
      3. Movies
      4. Pizza Delivery*


      Of course, we haven't been split into a mass of corporate-owned fiefdoms yet, but that's mostly probably because none of the corporations want to limit their "markets."

      *Taken as an umbrella metaphor for "service-based" industries like landsharks^Wlawyers and conslutants rather than "production-based" such as manufacturing.

    4. Re:My grandpa used to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just from small talk I've convinced about 5 people from my university to switch to macs. Without trying, just telling and showing them why i personaly use it.

      All of these people knew of Apple, so apperantly my word was a much better sales pitch then flashy graphics. What they are trying to do is basicly pay people to like their product and talk to others about why they like it. Personaly I can see why it workes, If I got money from Apple to do this I wouldn't have told these people about the stuff I hate, and I would talk to even more people. It's effective marketing. Microsoft ofcause needs this ALOT more then Apple since most Mac users from my experience want to share their experiance. I don't think that many Mac users have been confronted with windows users trying to tell them how good windows is.

    5. Re:My grandpa used to say... by idlake · · Score: 1

      If people only bought things that were of high quality and good value for money that they actually needed, the world economy would grind to a halt.

      No, it wouldn't. It's just that companies that make shoddy, mass-produced junk would be replaced by smaller outfits. I think it would be great if Coca Cola, Microsoft, Dell, and all those other corporate giants disappeared and were replaced with small companies that make distinctive and customized products. In fact, there is some chance that this will happen as the standard of living rises.

      In the end, when consumers demand higher quality and better value, the economy ends up with more jobs, better jobs, and less outsourcing.

      I know many of us have been bitten by out-sourcing to India, but we (as a society) have shown time and again that, despite all the lip-service, saving that few dollars on the cost of weekly tinned food bill is more important that local jobs.

      In part, that's not because people don't want better quality, it's because they can't tell good from bad quality. Roughly, if you can't tell good from bad quality, you might as well buy the cheapest stuff.

    6. Re:My grandpa used to say... by Crag · · Score: 1

      "If people only bought things that were of high quality and good value for money that they actually needed, the world economy would grind to a halt."

      Nah. That's a variation of the Broken Window falacy. If people quit buying crap, then the people who make crap will make or do something else. Yes, there will be short term diffulties while everyone adjusts, but a change like that wouldn't happen quickly anyway. I'm sure the entrepreneurs will adapt faster than the consumers.

      However, my experience is that ALL people weight the short term advantages and disadvantages much more strongly than the long term ones, and that if they have a choice between a $500 fridge that lasts three years and a $1000 fridge that lasts 20 years, they will buy the cheaper one.

      There's a good side to this, though. Technology in all areas has been advancing so quickly that we're actually better off with a short replacement cycle because the latest products are more efficient and cleaner than the products they replaced. Whether obsolesence is planned or not, it is serving the consumers. Old fridges ran on the kind of freon that was bad for the ozone. Old cars pollute like the dickens. Etc.

      The main things we, the thinking people, should be demanding are liberty, equality and transparency. I think we all know about the first two, but the third one is most important now. By transparency I mean that the consumers need to know EXACTLY what they're getting, and what else they could get with the money they're spending. I'm not talking about more shopping channels, either. I'm talking about a Consumer Reports crossed with Wikipedia, Google, Ebay and Amazon.

      And that's all I have to say about that.

    7. Re:My grandpa used to say... by Omkar · · Score: 1

      Acually, the US is the largest manufacturer in the world. Of course, tha's changing, but still. http://iris.sourceoecd.org/vl=22386847/cl=50/nw=1/ rpsv/scoreboard/gf11c.htm

  10. Reminds me of the old (reputably true) MLM joke... by StevenMaurer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A guy goes into a small business convention and gets roped in by some huckster trying to get him into a Multilevel Marketing company. After sitting through his lecture about how great the opportunity is, how it's can't miss, how he can just get everyone around him to buy the company's crap at outrageous prices, and there isn't much investment, the guy gets asked "Come on! What have you got to lose?"

    His answer: "All my friends".

    "Push marketing" types, also known as salesmen, keep trying to push crap products onto people. But generally, good products sell themselves.

  11. Credit Card Pushers by phukraut · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how new this is. I remember students hired to set up tables at my university to push credit card applications onto other students coming out of classes---some of the people most likely to mess up their credit thanks to being independent for the first time and not knowing how to manage money.

    At least the marketers never invaded the classroom itself; although Coca Cola has already invaded our cafeterias.

    1. Re:Credit Card Pushers by lexarius · · Score: 1

      At UF the trick is "Free food! Just fill out this little application! Only takes a few minutes!". Citibank hasn't stopped sending me stuff since. Bleh.

    2. Re:Credit Card Pushers by mako1138 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we have people pushing free pizza and t-shirts.

    3. Re:Credit Card Pushers by nasor · · Score: 1

      You mean you actually gave them real information???

  12. Don't give door-to-door sales a bad name by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    At least they're honest about selling you a product. They're not pretending they're your friend or that this is a personal cause. For the brief period of my life that I did door-to-door sales I never lied to get a sale. I didn't try to convince people that I was there to do anything less than sell them a product, service, or promotion, usually at a very competitive price. As such, I never had a door slammed on my face, or was treated disrespectfully. Thankfully I've never done telesales.. it's just way too impersonal and agressive.

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    1. Re:Don't give door-to-door sales a bad name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you don't have recent Indian* immigrants trying to sell you... ...sorry, I'm not selling you anything. My job is just to explain this electricty contract that I'd like you to sign right now, as this is my bread and butter. No I don't get commissions, the company just pays me to explain how you can save money...

      Arrrgh. What part of the word 'NO' don't you understand?


      *Not racist, just that the Indian culture doesn't seem to know what 'no, thankyou' means, be it door-to-door or telemarketing.

    2. Re:Don't give door-to-door sales a bad name by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      See, what was really annoying is people who would open the door and say "I don't want to buy anything". I would generally say "ok, fine. I'll just go then" to which 90% of people would say "oh no, tell me what it is first" and I'd actually tell them and they'd say "hey, yeah, that actually is a good deal" and they'd buy. The key is to be polite and not be forceful. One thing that never felt good though was the rehash.. trying to get someone who has already agreed to by one to buy more. It annoys most everyone, but most people react by laughing, not by getting abusive. And, unfortunately, most people will buy a second item if you point out the benefits, so you have to try otherwise you've wasted an opportunity.

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  13. I've seen them by Ctrl+Alt+De1337 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here at the University of Florida I've seen the Microsoft ones. They're heavily promoting OneNote, figuring college students probably would have use of note-taking software. Except that most people don't go to class, ergo they don't take notes, and those that do generally buy the note packets from local copy stores (professors put all of their slides or outlines of all of the lectures together and the stores print and bind them). There's no need for OneNote when you have the slides on paper.

    They also wrote a URL for how to download a free trial in sidewalk chalk all over campus, which is technically regarded as graffiti and as such is against campus rules. Fortunately a combination of UPD and the outer bands of Tropical Storm Tammy took care of that. I haven't seen them since.

    1. Re:I've seen them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a MS shrill, and honestly it is a bit lame that they would do this, but OneNote is a quite a good program. I use it when I DM D&D (I keep campaign and world notes in different sections), and it is handy for medical school IMO.

    2. Re:I've seen them by briancurtin · · Score: 0

      someone at my school took to the sidewalks promoting a sale at one of the beer stores, right next to the sidewalk chalk mentioning flu shots in the health office or something. now those are the kinds of sidewalk chalk advertisements i will pay attention to

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    3. Re:I've seen them by name773 · · Score: 1

      sidewalk is grafiti?... on a college campus?!

    4. Re:I've seen them by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      Just the sidewalk? I mean, we get away with painting a public bridge. And we cover chalkboards in classrooms in the middle of the night, and we flyer anything that doesn't move fast enough to get out of arm's reach. A friend of mine was drunk, and flyered a guy who was leaning against a pillar sleeping (also drunk, I assume). Anyhow, none of this is graffiti. Sure, it may be against the rules, but no one anywhere has gotten punished for it.

    5. Re:I've seen them by ChestyLaRueGal · · Score: 1

      You are lucky, they have been chalking our campus for weeks with phrases like: "We love OneNote you will too!" "Download OneNote at ...." They chalked the side of a building with a giant heart and wrote one note inside. It is like a giant insane love affair that no one cares about besides the people pushing OneNote.

  14. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I dream of a future where marketing has no bounds....Billboards, TV and radio commericals, fliers, even people!"
            -Satan

  15. Have I got a deal for you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As Slick opens his coat and shows you 50 shining new CDs of MS office and shows you his crackz sheet and keygens.

  16. Probably politically incorrect by elgee · · Score: 1

    To have students push beer or Jack Daniels or one of my other favorite adult beverages.

    I wonder if Victoria's Secret is going after the tranny market?

  17. Yeah by pHatidic · · Score: 0, Troll

    I know at my Uni (Cornell) they pay kids good money to go sit out on the quad playing Xbox and PS2 to promote the latest games. It is something like 500 bucks for a day of playing video games, so all the undergrad business kids to compete to get the job. Talk about corporate whoring...

    1. Re:Yeah by Theremin+Maestro · · Score: 1

      Currently a sophomore at Cornell, and I have NEVER heard of this, much less seen it.

    2. Re:Yeah by PGC · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about 500 dollars american dollars ? a day? for gaming?

      Who do you have to kill to get that job ?

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    3. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because he is making it up. See the anonymous post in reply to his initial comment.

    4. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it had to be degrading work to be considered whoring. Getting paid obscene amounts of money for something you already waste your time on (and pay good money for, games aren't cheap you know) sure beats working in a burger bar in a silly hat.
      I'm guessing you're just jealous because you didn't get picked for what has to be the sweetest gig on campus.

  18. Already a term.. by Bananatree3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is called Astroturf. (movements that look their grassroots, but in reality are sponsored by a company).

    1. Re:Already a term.. by RDaneel2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I saw the article and immediately said to myself "didn't this used to be called astroturfing?" Then I noticed this comment and decided to add to it for those unfamiliar with the term... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing

    2. Re:Already a term.. by Arandir · · Score: 1, Troll

      I think it's great. It teaches kids salesmanship and entepreneurship. Much better than sitting in Socialism 101 and hearing about how horrible the world is.

      You don't like the product they're selling? Don't buy it!

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    3. Re:Already a term.. by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      some people'll buy the product just to get the "salesperson" off their back.

    4. Re:Already a term.. by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Funny

      As they say , It takes the right tool for the job , and this job requires a right Tool .

      I find astro-turfing particularly insidious

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    5. Re:Already a term.. by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It teaches deceptive business practices. It's only salesmanship if you're upfront with people, otherwise it's just grifting.

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    6. Re:Already a term.. by killjoe · · Score: 0, Troll

      To a republican there is no such thing as a "deceptive business practice". Oh and you are a socialist for saying there is.

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    7. Re:Already a term.. by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Mod parent funny.

    8. Re:Already a term.. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      It takes the right tool for the job

      When it comes to shilling whores, This tool does the job nicely.

    9. Re:Already a term.. by swillden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is called Astroturf.

      Actually, there's a much older term: "shill".

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    10. Re:Already a term.. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Actually, as someone in the ad industry, allow me to explain why this is NOT astroturfing.

      Astroturfing occurs when there is NO disclosure of the fact that it is a paid sponsorship/advertisement. There are currently not many rules about it right now, although recently Adrants.com has started blasting some of the companies that do something similar to what this article is discussing, but fail to disclose at any point that they are paid spokespeople.

      You see, the ad industry, believe it or not, does NOT want undisclosed shilling. The vast majority of us want people to pitch the product, but also disclose the fact that they are paid. It builds trust, and shows we're not trying to trick people.

      That is why we get VERY upset when companies don't have their shills disclose these things.

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    11. Re:Already a term.. by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Wow. Clinton was a Republican. I never knew that.

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    12. Re:Already a term.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still can't tell the difference between Democrats and Republicans .

  19. Street Teams by Fuzzle · · Score: 1

    It's called a street team. Bands have been doing it for years. Nothing really all that new.

  20. They're missing the point... by glenkim · · Score: 1

    College students will smart up to this, too. They forget the whole reason we moved away from print, regular TV, and radio. At least for me, I did it TO GET AWAY from the advertisements that those mediums were just overloaded with. If I didn't buy in back then, why would I buy in now?

  21. History lesson. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ""Push marketing" types, also known as salesmen, keep trying to push crap products onto people. But generally, good products sell themselves."

    I swear this crowd acts like they have never been in the real world.* Anyway if "good products" sells themselves? Then:

    1) There never would have been a need for advertising (history shows otherwise even in ancient times).

    2) Betamax would have won instead of VHS.

    *Up next consultants are satan and all salesman sell crap. Geeks all live in their basements, and are anti-social trolls.

    1. Re:History lesson. by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 1

      Betamax didn't win because Sony were being morons and keeping the technology proprietary. JVC came along and gave away the VHS technology. The case has nothing to do with the better product. All else being equal, a good product /will/ sell itself.

    2. Re:History lesson. by QuantumG · · Score: 1
      This is reflected in just about every company that is started by engineers and happens to avoid getting taken over by businessmen. They think if they make a product and put it up on their website people will line up to give them money. When, in fact, it isn't the best product that wins, it's the product that is developed so it is "good enough" and then sold to the people who need it. Back in the dotcom boom I remember interviewing for jobs and getting asked the "do you have any questions for us?" closer. I'd always ask at least two questions:

      • What's the employee share plan like?
      • What percentage of your employees are in sales?


      If the answer to the second was less than 50% the answer to the first question had better not include the concept of less pay for more stake, otherwise I was outta there.
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  22. This just in: Students will do anything for money by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    My roommate is a perfect example of this. He is obsessed with poker, and I get the feeling it's not out of love for the game. He buys stuff and resells it on eBay---which is OK on its own, but sometimes he'll auction off things he doesn't have, then order them from Amazon, and make it so that they ship straight to the auction winner.

    I have no doubt he would shill for money. The guy has nary a moral fiber in his body, at least when it comes to money.

  23. I remember Insurance co's doing this, years ago... by ivi · · Score: 1

    of course, after a student had sold insurance to
      their friends & relatives, they couldn't meet
      their sales quotas... and got replaced by the
      "next generation" of student salespeople.

      History repeats itself...

  24. I hope those student salesmen are smart enough... by Calyth · · Score: 1

    to stay the hell away from their local Computing Science club. I know what will happen if one of these guys tried this stuff at my CS student society. They'd end up arguing until they wish they died!

  25. Make your stuff cheaper? by max+born · · Score: 5, Informative

    Title 15, chapter 2, sec 13a of the US Code (Part of the The Clayton Antitrust Act) says it's illegal to:

    to sell, or contract to sell, goods at unreasonably low prices for the purpose of destroying competition or eliminating a competitor.

    1. Re:Make your stuff cheaper? by Shano · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think there's a difference between "unreasonably low prices" and "prices students can afford".

      Clearly, if they have to be that low for students to buy the stuff, there's a reason for lowering prices. Unless they're making a huge loss on every sale.

    2. Re:Make your stuff cheaper? by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

      If you look at the competition

      OS: Linux
      Office Suite: OpenOffice

      Wouldn't they be considered to be breaking that code since they are offering it as "free" compared to Microsoft's prices. I'm not sure if that's a reasonable or unreasonable price, but I can't really see how any price could be more unreasonable besides giving money to take the software.

      Unless Microsoft is offering their software below "free", I don't think this law would stick

    3. Re:Make your stuff cheaper? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Linux isn't the only OS competitor, and your examples aren't necessarily commercial programs, the purpose of that act is to avoid needlessly driving other companies out of business. OO.o is an open version of Star Office though.

    4. Re:Make your stuff cheaper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless Microsoft is offering their software below "free", I don't think this law would stick

      The law in question dates from 1914.

  26. Yeah-A rose by any other name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It is something like 500 bucks for a day of playing video games, so all the undergrad business kids to compete to get the job. Talk about corporate whoring..."

    Funny how getting money to play games is considered "whoring". But when you all get together at a LAN competition playing various games and winning prizes and money, sponsered by AMD or Nvidia, it's considered a sport.

  27. Re:This is the plant sub-thread by greenguy · · Score: 1

    In a similar vein, I would like to institute a sub-thread for the "In my day, 'student plants' meant something totally different" jokes.

    Thanks.

    --
    What if I do the same thing, and I do get different results?
  28. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by cristofer8 · · Score: 1

    That's called good business sense. If people are willing to pay more on ebay for something than it costs on Amazon, they deserve to be taken advantage of. "The guy has nary a moral fiber in his body" is pure bs - he's just better than you at the game we call capitalism.

  29. Apple! Uck! by mister_llah · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have seen Apple use a lot of college plants here at Northern Illinois where I go to school.

    Not only that, but I have, myself, been approached by Apple. Last year I ran a film festival for amateur film makers, they approached me about running it again, and changing it to use only Apple products and the iMovie format.

    I have heard from a couple of dissatisfied members of the Mac support group here on campus that it has become little more than a sales convention every other week when it meets.

    That same group had an event on campus called "Who is your Mac Daddy", which was basically just a tupperware party for Apple products.

    It's sick...

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  30. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gambling in order to win, and selling things at a profit... he might be immoral, but I hardly consider either behavior evidence for it.

  31. Microsoft needs work, but Adobe needs a miracle by mister_llah · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft does make signifigant student discounts, though they certain could make more, Office is still quite expensive for those of us who are broke.

    I'd love to see *ADOBE* really cut their prices for students... God forbid an graphic design student actually want to buy a copy of Photoshop...

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    http://mompp.sourceforge.net/
    1. Re:Microsoft needs work, but Adobe needs a miracle by Thnikkaman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you stupid? Education pricing on the Premium Creative Suite is $400 compared to $1200 normally. Seems like a significant discount to me...

    2. Re:Microsoft needs work, but Adobe needs a miracle by Slow+Smurf · · Score: 1

      Considering the only reason that software could exist is so people can get the real version later to sell stuff, whatever you learn has no legal requirements later, does it?(aside from the original theft, which is insignificant if you aren't selling anything made with it)

      Seems like a ripoff to me still.

    3. Re:Microsoft needs work, but Adobe needs a miracle by 00Monkey · · Score: 1

      Adobe discounts from $599 to $299 for a student copy of Photoshop currently. While that's a good discount, I think it's still too expensive.

    4. Re:Microsoft needs work, but Adobe needs a miracle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My girlfriend bought MS Office for $25 in her college bookstore. It is the complete MS Office with MS Access, Powerpoint, etc. The discount is super steep even for the financially tight.

    5. Re:Microsoft needs work, but Adobe needs a miracle by idlake · · Score: 1

      Microsoft does make signifigant student discounts, though they certain could make more, Office is still quite expensive for those of us who are broke.

      And it will be really expensive once you graduate.

      Do yourself a favor--don't get into the MS Office habit at all. Use KOffice, OpenOffice, iWork, Lotus, whatever.

    6. Re:Microsoft needs work, but Adobe needs a miracle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that will be great for those subjects that mandate that "all submissions will be in Microsoft Word 2003 format". I just love chucking marks away.

    7. Re:Microsoft needs work, but Adobe needs a miracle by idlake · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that will be great for those subjects that mandate that "all submissions will be in Microsoft Word 2003 format". I just love chucking marks away.

      OpenOffice saves Microsoft Word 2003 just fine. And RTF and ASCII are also formats supported by Word 2003.

    8. Re:Microsoft needs work, but Adobe needs a miracle by william.gunn · · Score: 1

      Wait...there are some places where students actually BUY software?

  32. College students with... by Morgor · · Score: 2, Funny

    a license to shill
    (check this if you don't know what I am talking about)

  33. In my school by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

    The (ugly) radical feminists would have run them off campus.

    --
    My rights don't need management.
    1. Re:In my school by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Vote Republican - they are tolerant of hot women in lingerie.

    2. Re:In my school by plover · · Score: 1
      Vote Republican - they are tolerant of hot women in lingerie.

      but not women in blue dresses!

      --
      John
    3. Re:In my school by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Vote Republican - they are tolerant of hot women in lingerie.

      But if you watch closely, they are actually watching the guy in the tight pants over there.

    4. Re:In my school by jcr · · Score: 1

      Oh, they tolerated Monica just fine.. They loved her, in fact.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  34. Bar peoples by mister_llah · · Score: 1

    I talked to one of those guys who go to bars and liquor stores... they basically get a hundred or two a night to just go out to bars and give away free stuff.

    I've never seen them outside of those two venues... so I think it's pretty PC, the folks who are already inclined to drink just get free stuff (shirts, samples, buttons) ... heck, I got some free Stoli that way ;)

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    http://mompp.sourceforge.net/
  35. Apple Campus Reps. by PopeOptimusPrime · · Score: 1

    They get all the perks, free powerbooks, nanos, mighty-mice, etc. Also, they get a freakin sweet laptop bag with integrated speakers.

  36. I know someone who did this. by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

    She was a Microsoft Rep at her school. Basically did promotions for MS- like raffle off free software/games.

    After she graduated, she tried the MS interview but didn't make the cut.

    Anyway, she had some leftover software and gave me a copy of Visual Studio. Nice but sadly, I'm an environemntal sci major.

    Grump

    --
    Is it true that more people vote for the winner of American Idol, than vote for the president? -Ali G.
    1. Re:I know someone who did this. by Sri+Ramkrishna · · Score: 1

      You should have married the M$ Rep. :) (If youre lookin for a wife)

      sri

    2. Re:I know someone who did this. by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the advice. I'll check in with her boyfriend and see if it'll work out.

      Grump

      --
      Is it true that more people vote for the winner of American Idol, than vote for the president? -Ali G.
    3. Re:I know someone who did this. by Sri+Ramkrishna · · Score: 1

      Excellent. :)

      sri

  37. Monoview. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Yes, I know that voting is the method to change those two things, but a lot of people see it as an 8000lbs gorilla that can and will do whatever the heck it wants."

    And therein lies the problem. People aren't educating themselves enough about the process our founders set up, and thereby have this narrow view that there's only one way, one obligation.

    Voting isn't the only way, and it was never ment to be.

    1. Re:Monoview. by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you can also give millions of dollars in campaign donations from your corporate account!

    2. Re:Monoview. by saskboy · · Score: 1

      The AC grandparent post is very insightful. The real way to power isn't just by voting, but it is by convincing others to vote the way you are. But there's a more powerful way still, and that's by running your choice candidate, and strategicly inserting them into the right seat, using a small but just-big-enough group of friends to hijack the nomination.

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  38. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No that doesn't seem like good capitalism at all. It seems like fraud. If somebody is advertising a product on E-Bay that they do not actually own yet and they do not disclose that information, that is not a good thing. Without a basic level of trust between buyers and sellers there is no economy. Said person needs that "moral fiber" or he's going to end up the slimy kind of salesman that nobody wants to talk to at a used car dealership. It's hardly anything to be admired.

  39. Everybody Wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Everyone wins.

    Student Salesman: Gets money

    College Students: learn more about products, get discouts thanks to their friends being reps.

    Companies: More sales.

    My high school had this around prom time... 10% off your tux rental for each refereal... refer 10 and its free.

  40. Obligatory Negativity Towards Microsoft by unixbugs · · Score: 3, Funny
    Seriously, if some yo-yo wearing a "Go Microsoft!" shirt approached me extolling the virtues of closed source and costly maintainability, all in the name of selling me software, I would probably be the last person they accosted with their moronic and highly unintelligent slant on how great Bill Gates is.

    Now you might say that I am biased against Microsoft (where you would get this idea I don't know), but hey, consider that I have had to put up with wormy networks and teach people how to configure 14 different versions of Outlook for years. "Daaahhh.. I can't print! ...". When I made my switch (mid 90's, thanks) I had to learn a little more (how inconvenient), but at least I have a lot of free time and cash now. You have to really admire an Operating System which you can set up and forget about for months if not years at a time. I know, very inconvenient.

    The idea of sending out armies of college students to market their product is of course what one can expect from such an unscrupulous company. I wouldn't be suprised if Microsoft made these people tattoo the butterfly on their asses as a marketing ploy. At least the butterfly would get maximum exposure given the type of people who it would sport it... I know this one guy who uses his free time to write code to send to Microsoft as if anyone there likes him or even knows him. "Camel Balls" we call him, he walks around shoving his nuts out wearing pants that are too tight, ranting about how my firewall is pushing traffic out the wrong interface because someone told him how to use 'iptraf' and now he is a UNIX Expert. What a douche bag. Like alot of MCSEs he tries to tell me things about Linux and computers in general that have no basis in reality whatsoever. Incidentally he was incorrect about the firewall - he had no idea what he was looking at anyway.

    The point is, whoever comes up to me better have a nice rack or I'll ruin their day. I'm just being honest. I don't like greedy companies and I can't stand people who support them for free. WTF is that??? Just give up your free time to work for Microsoft so they can make more money off of your dumb, broke ass. Give ME a break! At least OSS is given to the WORLD, not directly to some prick's pocketbook.

    Warning: Do not mod me down or I will find you and hide a Windows ME box in the false ceiling on your network!

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    You are about to give someone a piece of your mind, something which you can ill afford...
  41. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter where you get it or if you have it as long as you deliver what you say you are going to deliver. Many, many things are sold before they exist, hardly fraud.

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    You don't make the poor richer by making the rich poorer. - Winston Churchill
  42. Buzz by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just today I was reading a copy of a New York Times Magazine article that had a pretty similar theme. There is a company out there (I'll call it "Bzz", because I don't remember the name but Bzz is pretty close) that works with unpaid volunteer "agents" to promote its customers' brands. People sign up, get product samples, then they're given talking points and told to go out and generate buzz for the product. The agents talk to their friends, fill out suggestion cards, call supermarkets/bookstores/etc. to ask whether they carry the product.

    The reporters were surprised at how enthusiastic people were about doing unpaid work on behalf of these companies. Though Bzz offered a reward program, not many people cash in on it. The reporters came up with quite a few (mostly complementary) explanations. First, Bzz claimed that it only marketed 20% of the products that came to them, leaving the impression that their agents were only being asked to pimp the really good stuff. Then you have that eternal desire to be "in the know", to suggest a product or a restaurant to your friends and having the suggestion stick (see Linux advocacy). Finally, it seems that if you ask people to choose among basically equivalent items, when one of those items is somehow "theirs", they tend to value that item more highly. So just by giving agents a sample of the product, the marketing company can create a positive impression.

    Officially, Bzz doesn't require its unpaid agents to spin the product in a positive light. All they ask is that people talk about the product. This helps sell people on the idea of being advertisers, since they're just being asked to talk about their opinions, rather than slavishly following the party line.

    I think this is a small step up from some forms of astroturfing (for example, hiring beautiful women to go to bars and order Drink X), but not a big one. The worst part about these techniques is that they constitute an abuse of trust. Such activities allow a big corporation to sneak their "message" into what people assume to be a candid exchange of information. Whether the messengers are being paid in dollars, "points", sexual favors, or pats on the back isn't terribly relevant to me. The issue is that one party to the conversation has a hidden agenda that the other party isn't going to be on the lookout for.

    Look at it this way: the marketers advertised so incessantly at us that we mostly tuned them out. We turned instead to the people around us for information. Now the evil bastards want to exploit the one remaining source of "unbiased" information. I mean, sure we're all biased, but the point is, we're plugging for our own biases, not those of the product manufacturer. They've finally found ways to exploit our trust in each other for personal profit, and they give fuck all if they're damaging that trust as they do so. Fight this.

    The activities in the article are shameless in their own ways, but at least the targets have a better chance of discerning that the people plugging the product are paid product pluggers.

    --

    You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    1. Re:Buzz by jonfr · · Score: 1

      Pepole ignore ads today, on Tv, Radio, Movies and on the Internet and other places that i have forgot about. The reasion why pepole are ignoreing ads today is simple, ads are being hammerd on them all day long, every day of the year. Ads have just become one other annoying thing that pepole have to life with (background noise).

      This "Word by mouth" methoud is just new way to get to pepole, this methoud will soon be ignored as well.

    2. Re:Buzz by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Apparently, spelling hammered at you and you soon learned to ignore it.

    3. Re:Buzz by jalefkowit · · Score: 1
      I'll call it "Bzz", because I don't remember the name but Bzz is pretty close...

      You're thinking of BzzAgent. Otherwise known as "the third horseman of the Apocalypse".

      From their site:

      Read a great report of how a BzzAgent introduced Clamato to his coworkers and spread the Bzz right away!

      "Clamato", in case you haven't heard of it, is tomato juice mixed with clam juice. Seriously. If one of my coworkers came up to me in the office and started pushing something that disgusting on me, I'd have to be physically restrained from picking up the nearest stapler and dealing out some Frontier Justice.

    4. Re:Buzz by khallow · · Score: 1
      The issue is that one party to the conversation has a hidden agenda that the other party isn't going to be on the lookout for.

      This stuff is as old as human civilization. Anyone who hasn't figured out yet that some friends and family will try to sell them stuff just hasn't lived long enough. There are many businesses that have long exploited this (eg, Amway) and it's been a standard tactic for aggressive religions for past few thousand years.

      Also, this is a variation of the tragedy of the Commons where a resource (here a relatively high trust environment which allows for lower cost communication and transactions) is exploited by a single group. What's unusual is that an outside party is providing a pretty organized incentive to exploit this community resource.

      But let's consider this. Why haven't college campuses already sunk to the level of thousands of huckster students trying to sell things to each other? The answer is that there are significant penalties for students who violate the implicit trust. Mind you, these penalties are more severe at small schools where most of the students know each other than at big schools where you can move on after you use up the trust in a clique. But basically, you need to be able to communicate with your fellow students. And that becomes difficult after you've tried to sell them on some product.

      I think the problem will correct itself. Students who persist in selling product or brand will be ostracised.

    5. Re:Buzz by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Posting "Spelling Nazi" rants against what was almost certainly a mere typo makes you look really pathetic. You know, allot of people will loose respect for you if you insist on continuing this rediculous beavior.

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      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    6. Re:Buzz by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      What rediculous behavior? I probably post one spelling criticism per every two days.

  43. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by Arandir · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with shilling for money? It's a great skill to learn. Eventually you'll get out of college, and you will have to start shilling something. Even if it's just shilling yourself to an employer during an interview, it's still shilling.

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  44. Re:Reminds me of the old (reputably true) MLM joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea of a good product sells itself. I work in retail when I'm not at college, and the difference between the product I sell and my competitors' products is rarely large enough to matter-- yes, ours may be higher quality fabrics, but theirs are cheaper, and what have you. Basically though, we sell the same clothes. What it comes down to is the employee's ability to get people -into- the clothes they want to wear. Campus marketing to raise awareness seems completely legitimate, from my experience.

  45. I heard about something like this... by Descalzo · · Score: 1

    I read somewhere, but I can't find it on the 'Net, that Tommy Hilfiger would pay gangstas to be seen around South Central LA wearing Tommy's clothes. Has anyone else heard about this?

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    1. Re:I heard about something like this... by oob · · Score: 1

      It's mentioned in Naomi Klein's much over-rated No Logo

  46. Irrelevant Examples by bondsbw · · Score: 0

    The examples presented typically are irrelevant because they don't have a large need for representation to college students. Microsoft... already represented on most campuses with official OS support, and CS departments tend to buy into their MSDN volume licensing. JetBlue Airways... some college students may fly, but most universities cater mostly to local students with in-state tuition. The Cartoon Network... the post suggests that TV is out and other things are in. Maybe they should instead push cable and satellite companies to cater to the college group more? Victoria's Secret... college students find this store easily enough on their own.

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    All my liberal friends think I'm a conservative, all my conservative friends think I'm a liberal.
  47. Kill yourself by mwigmani · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    If you're selling yourself in college, a point in your life where you basically have no responsibilities other than to yourself, please do everyone a favor and fucking kill yourself.

    Engage in some morally-positive work like prostitution or drug-dealing or something. Just don't hawk wares for companies to your 'friends'.

    1. Re:Kill yourself by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      Just don't hawk wares for companies to your 'friends'.
      Is hawking Warez acceptable?

  48. Did someone say "Victoria's Secret"? :D by Skudd · · Score: 1

    Man, if I were given a shot at being an ambassador for Victoria's Secret, I'd take it! :P

    I mean, come on! What college-aged male wouldn't?

    Er... Ahem... Go White Sox?

    1. Re:Did someone say "Victoria's Secret"? :D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to wear women's underclothing? Why?

    2. Re:Did someone say "Victoria's Secret"? :D by Skudd · · Score: 1

      No no no... Not wear it.. SELL it... To hot college chicks!

  49. Alex Krupp is a liar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please stop lying. You have made it abundantly clear from your posts at kuro5hin.org that you dropped out of college some time ago.

  50. Why can't they just make a quality product? by endr · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think it's pretty silly that Microsoft has to resort to offbeat tactics to win more supporters. After all, if they had any quality products to offer, they would be popular without feeling the need to brainwash the next generation of leaders in the computer and buisness world, right?
    Since this is the /. community, I think it's safe to presume you're cheering.

    Oh wait, replace "Microsoft" with "Google", and that's what I meant to post...
    http://www.google.com/jobs/studentsg.html

    (Not exactly the same, I know...but in college, free pizza wins loyalty)

    1. Re:Why can't they just make a quality product? by Fafnir43 · · Score: 1, Informative

      True, but since they're only talking about giving pizza to computer science/engineering-type students it seems to be more about selling Google as a workplace than selling Google's products. And just about EVERY large company needs to recruit from the universities, at least to some degree.

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  51. Not that surprising. by JayBees · · Score: 5, Funny
    At Boston University there are 2 ways to afford the tuition: scholarship, or whoring yourself to corporate America. And you don't need to keep a 3.5 GPA to whore yourself to corporate America.

    On a related note, I go to BU, and this past week, while crossing the street, I noticed a Microsoft OneNote ad chalked with a stencil on the pavement between the T tracks (the T is what Bostonians call their subway, i.e. train or tram).

    From the article: "Many [student representatives] are specially trained, sometimes at corporate headquarters, Gossett said, as in the case with Microsoft."

    The T runs above-ground through BU, but the first stop after the campus is underground. So if you are crossing the street and see this chalked advertisement (which is quite blurry and in fact barely legible, because, hey, it rains a lot in Boston and chalk runs), your natural response is to stop walking for a moment so that you can look down and and actually make out what it says. Specifically, you need to stop on the T tracks...50 feet from where the T goes above-ground. Perfect conditions for getting run over with a 20 ton subway car.

    That's some nice training, there, Microsoft.

    1. Re:Not that surprising. by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      It wasn't Microsoft...someone was nice enough to speed up natural selection for the Microsoft users ;)

    2. Re:Not that surprising. by mister_llah · · Score: 1

      People actually stop and look at your (not you personally, but at your university) ... chalked advertising?

      Perhaps there is an overabundance of it on my campus (as pretty much anyone can draw on the sidewalks with chalk out here) ... so most people don't even bother reading it.

      Amusing placement though :)

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    3. Re:Not that surprising. by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1
      Just think how many ad-chalkers Microsoft goes through.

      Interesting ad, but what are all these reddish-brown stains around it?

      --
      Redundancy is good And also good.
  52. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by jcr · · Score: 1

    sometimes he'll auction off things he doesn't have, then order them from Amazon, and make it so that they ship straight to the auction winner.

    That's called "Drop shipping", and there's nothing wrong with that. As long as he delivers what he sells, he's on the up-and-up. He has no duty to inform his customers that they could find a better price elsewhere.

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  53. Finally face to face spam! by Fizzl · · Score: 1

    Wohoo!
    I have waited for this day! Finally I can give immediate feedback to the spammer who aproaches me. Most likely in fork-in-the-eye-fashion.

    RL spammers beware: I'm one of them.

  54. from our merchandising-the-greenhouse dept by rotterdarned · · Score: 2, Funny

    they're usin' greenery to sell this crap on campus nowadays? sounds damn healthy to me. i'd buy stuff from some co-ed who wanted to give me a flowering plant.

  55. I know one... by Danimoth · · Score: 1

    A kid I went to high school with became the Playboy representative at his school. Basicly they pay him to throw massive parties and give out copies of playboy... sick deal.

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    No smoking sigs indoors.
  56. Word of Mouth by rolfwind · · Score: 1

    I believe the best advertising is still genuine word of mouth amoung your friends and associates - not paid schills who want to read you a bulleted list.

    This goes for movies, games, hardware, and software.

    The easiest way to get it is to stick your money/time not in marketing but into research/engineering/whatnot into making a great product.

    The Apple iPod is a great example of this - I heard of it from my friends as recommendations long before I've seen it advertised by the company.

    With this in mind, the problem is reduced to getting the attention of those hardcore 5% who will get excited over it and evangelizse it. This can be done by targetted advertised like trade publications, going to conventions and offering discounts on said product, etcetera.

    Of course this is assuming the product is excellent. If it's mediocre or lower, the advertising won't take care of itself and it'll have to be given a bigger shove out the door.

    My worry over this shill advertising is that it has reached, not just campuses, but online reviewers/posters (like say slashdot or Tom's hardware) under the guise of a disgenuine recommendation. In real life, I can tell when a guy is playing the salesman, but not always so in a "review" or post. The good thing is the internet is so vast and broad, I can get a 500th opinion on things.

    1. Re:Word of Mouth by Anthony+Liguori · · Score: 1

      I believe the best advertising is still genuine word of mouth amoung your friends and associates - not paid schills who want to read you a bulleted list.

      The Apple iPod is a great example of this - I heard of it from my friends as recommendations long before I've seen it advertised by the company.

      You do realize you've fallen victim to an extremely aggressive marketing campaign right? The iPod, from a technical standpoint, is no different than a myriad of mp3 players already out there. They tied into "emo" cultural explosion and did a heavy target of metropolitan areas which led to the iPod obtaining a "hip" image.

      The iPod is an example of descent technology (not bad, but not great), extremely good marketing, and margins set just right (high enough to make everything else seem cheap but low enough to still be accessible to the average Joe).

      The only problem with the iPod thus far is that it's becoming too popular. As more overweight, middle age, unkept guys are seen walking down the street with those little white ear buds, the less popular iPods are going to become. Popularity always kill fads though...

    2. Re:Word of Mouth by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I've seen such things happen with Starbucks (and earlier on, McDonalds). Starbucks was quite cool when it first arrived. They were situated in places like university towns, or metropolitan areas.

      Now, they are quite uncool, because you can go to almost any town and find one (2 where I live).

      (Personally, I like their coffee, but it's too pricey, but I'm glad they came and created the "coffee revolution" in the UK).

    3. Re:Word of Mouth by rolfwind · · Score: 1
      You do realize you've fallen victim to an extremely aggressive marketing campaign right?


      I didn't know that, especially as I never bought an iPod^_^ However, I had enough portable mp3 players myself (Rio) and use some iPods though from my friends and I think the UI on the iPod is superior - the whole package is just more intuitive to me than the others (though I haven't been into music and thus haven't bought an mp3 player in 3 or so years).

      Also tie in that I can buy a two or three songs for 99 cents each instead of having to get an entire album where I only like 2-3 songs for 12.99-19.99 pretty much wraps up the deal for me, if I were to get one.

      The only problem with the iPod thus far is that it's becoming too popular. As more overweight, middle age, unkept guys are seen walking down the street with those little white ear buds, the less popular iPods are going to become. Popularity always kill fads though...


      This isn't always the case - exclusivity can come from different iPod models afterall, like Mercedes has the cheapo C class, the E class executive model or the high end S class.

      Though I view thet iPod like a console where everybody gets it because they want the games on it (saying like PS2). iPod has iTunes.

      It's how exclusive iTunes stays that's the key (it's like the ebay of the online music world in terms of market/mind share) - if Napster.com or Yahoo starts getting more popular, then I'd see the descent of iPod popularity.

      As it is, iPod just basically replace the mp3/cdplayer kids bought to school. Before that, in the eighties to the early nineties, it was the walkman.
  57. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    The above posts demonstrate exactly why capitalism has been called "irresponsibility developed into a system". Just because you can rip someone off doesn't mean it's right or even OK to do so.

  58. Exaggerated pricing by mister_llah · · Score: 1

    "Are you stupid" ... not a good way to start, old bean.

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    I'll explain my position a bit, so you can see where I am coming from.

    So, let's assume gas was $100 a gallon.

    Then someone made a discount to take it down to $25...

    Yes, the MARGIN of decrease looks good, but the original value (and as such, the discounted value) is still excessively inflated.

    ===

    IMHO, if people are saying that Microsoft charges an arm and a leg, they are missing that companies like Adobe are charging all limbs and a head.

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    1. Re:Exaggerated pricing by Thnikkaman · · Score: 1

      Yeah... I realized the "are you stupid" line was a bit harsh and immediately regretted putting it, but alas I could not edit. Oh well. Anyway, I see your point about the value being inflated, but people buy adobe products all the time so they obviously think it is worth the cost. So a 66% discount on a product for students seems fair to me. IMO $400 is not really too much to ask for students to obtain a legal copy of the entire Creative Suite.

    2. Re:Exaggerated pricing by Locke03 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I dunno, considering most college students I know border on being broke almost all the time, $400 is still a lot of money. It leads to pirace when we need to use the software, can't get to a school lab that has it, and can't afford to buy it even with a 66% discount.

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    3. Re:Exaggerated pricing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Software isn't gasoline.

      Instead of making bad analogies, why not simply make the point you wish: You think that the product is overpriced, regardless, and then proceed to explain why you think that is the case. List the reasons, calmly and rationally.

      For example - is it defective, so that it isn't worth the price asked? Are there other products that compete with it that are less expensive for essentially the same features?

      You think that it is overpriced because you don't want to spend the money asked, even for a discounted copy, which you also feel is priced too high.

      Fine - why not just say that instead of trying obfuscate it with a poor analogy? At the worst, it simply makes you look cheap.

      So many Slashdotters these days lack the ability to reason sufficiently so as to be able to argue their position on its own merits. They then are forced to create analogies to bolster their positions, because they really don't understand why they believe what they do, which indicates a basic lack of self-awareness concerning motivation.

      You shouldn't feel badly about it, though - you're in good company here. Slashdot is now replete with people that think that everything should be either free or "priced fairly", the latter term never actually being defined, of course.

  59. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by DaltonRS · · Score: 1
    If somebody is advertising a product on E-Bay that they do not actually own yet and they do not disclose that information, that is not a good thing. Without a basic level of trust between buyers and sellers there is no economy. Said person needs that "moral fiber" or he's going to end up the slimy kind of salesman that nobody wants to talk to at a used car dealership.
    Or as a day trader on Wall St.
  60. If this worked, kids would take free money... by the_ed_dawg · · Score: 1
    You're not going to have any luck getting them to vote. They won't even take free money.

    Seriously, our ECE honors organization has a lounge in the basement of the EE building that sells food and drinks and turns a good profit. We figure that EEs and CompEs aren't very social by nature, so every couple of weeks, we go out to a local resturant, bar, etc. and give everybody who shows up $3 to subsidize their food. The idea is to get people out of the lab and have a good time. Our student organization finance office requires that we get signatures of everybody who shows up to guarantee that we aren't just pocketing the cash. We don't take any personal information, and you don't even have to sign the form legibly. A large number of people won't sign the form to get the free money because they keep waiting for the other foot to drop.

    Jokes about EEs being so uncool that you have to pay people to hang out with them aside...

    You'll never get students to actually do something later, even if you give them all sorts of free stuff, unless they were going to do it, anyway. Once they get the free stuff, you have no further bargaining capacity, and they have no further incentive to oblige you.

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  61. How many CRs here on Slashdot?. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So how many of the people posting on Slashdot are CRs and what companies do they represent?

    It's too big a forum for marketers to ignore completely, so there'd have to be a few either monitoring or contributing. Any brave enough to come out of the closet and tell us about it?

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    1. Re:How many CRs here on Slashdot?. by RoboPimp_3000 · · Score: 1, Funny
      So how many of the people posting on Slashdot are CRs and what companies do they represent?

      I confess. I'm paid by Viagra to make impotency jokes and generally ridicule those with erectile dysfunction. It's something that I do normally, so getting paid to do it is a sweet deal.

    2. Re:How many CRs here on Slashdot?. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      I'm paid by Viagra to make impotency jokes and generally ridicule those with erectile dysfunction.

      I'd say that's more a public service than advertising. Nice work if you can get it though.

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    3. Re:How many CRs here on Slashdot?. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, I don't know...why don't you do a Slashdot search on the words "iPod" and "Apple" and find out?

    4. Re:How many CRs here on Slashdot?. by geekboy2k · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and those of us that aren't - and where do we sign up? I mean, getting PAID to read and post on Slashdot? I am all over that.

  62. not only companies are doin it ! by deansey · · Score: 1

    hah .. someone (no longer) on my msn friends list tried to get me to join the army - but he didn't realise i was only 14 (lied about my age). turns out hes a soldier too ! when he cam'd with me. this is in the uk, btw !

    1. Re:not only companies are doin it ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eyah i had heard the army now wnats to recruit other boys in a gay way.

  63. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by jedrek · · Score: 1

    I know a couple of guys that would make a pretty coin every graduation season selling graduation supplies (robes, diplomas, folders, whatever). Their business was very simple website on Yahoo! Stores and contacts with wholesalers. They would work out of their shared apartment, spend the day sitting at their computers, getting faxes/emails, retyping them and sending them off to the wholesaler to ship direct to the clients.

    My definition of a good deal is one where everybody is happy. The client is happy getting a lower price than he would through a larger graduation supply company, my friends are happy because they're getting paid.

  64. I did this for Orange by jedrek · · Score: 2, Informative

    Almost two years ago, I did this for Idea (now Orange) - one of Poland's 3 cellular services providers. While working for the Red Cell network, we ran this program in 8 cities on 8 campuses, with some 300-400 ambassadors working for us at once.

    The ambassadors would make a couple of bucks (I can't remember how much, I'm thinking 20PLN) for each contract they got and were able to give their clients deals they wouldn't get at the salon. There were clearly a couple of stars, people who would get 30-50 contracts/month, while a lot of them worked just enough to pay for their own cell phone usage.

    At the end of the program, a lot of the stars were offered steady work - why would we want to get rid of a good salesperson?

  65. " door-to-door salesmen." by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    If I am ever driven to murder in pure rage, it's a 50% chance that it will be a door-to-door salesman. No matter WHAT they're selling.

  66. Nice headline by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

    I understood all of the words but the sentence took a little time.

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  67. online news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In an age when the college demographic is no longer easily reached by television, radio or newspapers -- as TiVo, satellite radio, iPods and the Internet crowd out the traditional advertising venues -- a microindustry of campus marketing has emerged.

    And after college you can look forward to product or services placement in online news articles!

  68. Microsoft is cheaper for some college students by springbox · · Score: 1

    CS and IT students at my school have access to the MSDN academic allience, which enables us to get copies of MS software like Windows XP and Visual Studio for free.

  69. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Shilling is acting on behalf of somebody else while pretending to have no involvement with them. Ergo, you can't shill for yourself, and conventional salesmen aren't shills.

    Telling your friends that you think your iPod is great because Apple paid you to is shilling. Why is it a problem? It's fundamentally dishonest.

  70. This hasn't been news for about 50 years by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

    I once saw an episode of the TV show The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis which was made before I was even born, in which Dobie walks around campus wearing a brand-new suit made by a local tailor, and agrees to tell guys where he got it from (not mentioning he got it for free). So this practice was popular enough for it to be the plotline of an episode of a show that is over 50 years old, but apparently nobody has considered that the practice might still continue to be used.

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  71. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    How is this ripping people off?

    To me, it's just free market economics.

  72. Cutco has been doing this for years... by haut · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Vector Marketing, which sells Cutco knives, has been recruiting college students for years. They sell knives by having people do in-home demonstrations, but who wants to let a salesperson in their house? What if instead of letting a salesperson in you were helping out your friend/neighbor's college student put themselves through school? Also they claim you "get paid no matter what" so that you can try to convince them when setting up the appointment that you're not a salesperson. Its a pretty evil system and seems to work well. Since nobody would actually want to sell knives in people's houses, they use very tricky wording to get the students in there. Check out this site which is their student recruitment site. From reading the site, what do you think the job is? This use of college students isn't a new trick by any means, but it seems to be an effective one.

    1. Re:Cutco has been doing this for years... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Vector has had people at my school in Ottawa. I promptly told them off [realizing it was some sort of pyramid scheme].

      If students want to make money they just have to be able to produce something of value. If they stopped looking at "learning" as a means to an ends [e.g. I only do as much thinking as is required to gradudate] they'd have the ability and energy to achieve something bigger than just a degree. ...

      Oh well.

      Tom

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    2. Re:Cutco has been doing this for years... by Maul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The funny thing is that Cutco knives are actually pretty decent quality from what I've seen of them. They aren't the best, but they are better than the average set of knives you'd by at Wal*Mart. I'm not sure why they have to resort to such weird methods of selling them, since I think the product is decent enough to sell the way anyone else sells knives.

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    3. Re:Cutco has been doing this for years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My brother was a whore for them a long while ago. I've had a number of them snap at the hilt in relatively ordinary cicumstances. Other than that, they were rather nice knives. I think the stickling point is most likely the price they charge for them.

  73. Parent comment is wrong by rfc1394 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Title 15, chapter 2, sec 13a of the US Code (Part of the The Clayton Antitrust Act) says it's illegal to:

    to sell, or contract to sell, goods at unreasonably low prices for the purpose of destroying competition or eliminating a competitor.

    No, the law says it's illegal to discriminate in price for that reason, it does not matter whether the price is lower or not. This means that selling for a higher price (you must have an illegal monopoly or you couldn't get a higher price), a lower price (you are selling for less to run competitors out of business), or even the same price (which is price fixing) can all be considered a violation of law. Yeah, you got it right, technically any sale at all at any price could, theoretically be in violation of the Clayton Act since, supposedly one wants to make sales which can then eliminate competitors.
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  74. Monetize those relationships! by ewg · · Score: 1

    I've been wasting my time converting my friends to Mozilla Firefox, when I could have been pitching commercial products and services to them for ca$h mon€¥!

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  75. One Note, Part of a $500,000 Download at LSU. by twitter · · Score: 2, Informative
    The Ambassador program has been going on for years at LSU. I have yet to have run into one yet, thankfully.

    Part Two of the program is a $500,0000 per year site license, as noted here, which brings the Microsoft Tax to everyone on campus. This is a program that eats up 1/8 of the $150/year student tech fee for the ability to download the most basic of software, productivity software, email client and this goofey one note. Someone on the thread does the math and estimates Microsoft will pocket about $300 per software set they distribute, which is well above the usual Dell rip-off. Of course, it is much much more than a download of Mepis, which has more and better applications.

    In typical Microsoft style, they are touting the rip-off as "free software". They spammed every student on campus with an email that mentioned a commitment but no costs and had the nerve to stand in the middle of free speech alley and proclaim "free" downloads. What a turn off.

    Surprisingly, it has not worked very well. People are outraged when they learn the cost. Few people want to risk their only working computer to "upgrade" software they already own, as free software advocates can tell you. Most people walked by the barkers at free speech alley and could care less. Did they really think people care about Outlook? I was one of the few people who bothered to talk to them and I agree with the BRLUG poster above, the reps were poorly trained and did not know their product. Spam backfires. Most people are going to look at the Microsoft dream play, where a fellow student tries to hawk a program, as weird and disturbing.

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  76. Keep in mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Einstein did not mean to imply, however, that knowledge is unimportant.

    I don't think the poster meant to imply this either, however, people often use this quote to justify their own personal LACK of knowledge, and their failure to care about obtaining any of it.

    Not that it really matters anyway. Being smart doesn't automatically make your opinions correct...even if you are Einstein.

  77. Actually, we make great t-shirts by mwigmani · · Score: 1
  78. linux by sad_ · · Score: 1

    the linux rise originated from 2 things, the internet and colleges (nobody ever mentions the 'colleges', but i'm convinced it is).
    i was converted to linux during the year 1997, when a fellow student was telling about it, and i remember talking about it with my friends at college and then even installing it a week later 'just to check out', the rest is history... it didn't only happen to me that way, but a lot of other students had been trying it out as well.
    probably these companies are noticing this too, a lot of people who are starting to look for jobs will know OSS and promote it as well. how will they ever know those other companies products, when they never heard about them before (i'm not talking MS here, but others like CA, HP, BMC, etc... which are expensive and you wont find them easily in colleges). and when they are introduced to them they'll say - yeah, but, i can already do that with well-known-oss-project a lot cheaper+more flexibel, so take your crap somewhere else please...

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  79. Microsoft Aping Amway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Getting paid to hawk products to your friends? That sounds dreadfully like the marketing scheme used by Amway, Tupperwear, and the like.

    That's sad. I've never liked the idea of using friendship to sell anything. It puts a strain on friendships and often says something less that flattering about the one selling this way. Some get very touchy when you don't find their pitch very impressive.

    And it's easy to suspect that some of these salesman aren't even revealing that they're getting paid--the campus equivalent of "Astroturfing" when there is no genuine grassroots movement.

    --Mike Perry, Seattle

  80. too cheap already by idlake · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's software (and other software, like Matlab) is already too cheap for college students; students invest a boatload of time into learning the software, and when they graduate, they are faced with either spending another several years re-learning something else, or spending thousands of dollars for software every year. It's a colossal rip-off.

    If companies want to offer "educational versions", they should be allowed to do so, but they should not be permitted to legally enforce the educational-only restrictions.

  81. Predatory Pricing v. Price Discrimination by Landaras · · Score: 1

    I think you are slightly misinterpretating that section of the US Code.

    Disclaimer: IANAL, but I am a law student.

    Recollecting from my undergrad anti-trust course, that section is there to avoid "predatory pricing." The concept of predatory pricing is that you are 1) selling items below cost 2) for the purpose of destroying competition 3) so you can raise prices later and recoup your losses (and then some).

    That's not what's happening here. Here the grandparent poster is (perhaps) advocating price discrimination, which is selling at different prices to different groups, with all of those prices being above cost. (This is advantageous over a single profit-maximizing price, as you are losing sales from consumers who value the good above cost but below the single price.) University students would be one of those "different groups" that would receive lower prices.

    Price discrimination is usually hard to pull off, because there is consumer backlash if individuals know that different prices are being charged. So to ease that backlash, and to ensure that only the people who really need the discount to make a purchase (that is still profitable to the producer), oftentimes producers will require identification of being in a group. Under the "modern taxonomy" mentioned in the Wikipedia article, this is "direct segmentation."

    Perhaps the two best known examples of direct segmentation are student discounts and senior discounts. Those groups are known to, in the aggregate, have lower income than the general population. They are also easily distinguishable due to requiring a student ID or for the seniors, a driver's license.

    In conclusion, what the grandparent poster appears to be advocating does not necessarily run afoul of the Clayton Act.

      - Neil Wehneman

    1. Re:Predatory Pricing v. Price Discrimination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct and this is a good basic explanation of predatory pricing law under Clayton. The only thing that I would add for the benefit of non-lawyers is that "unreasonably" is a term of art in this context (and, indeed, in most legal contexts in which the term is used). Here, the term is used by Congress to indicate that judge-made law (i.e., caselaw) should be used to determine under what circumstances pricing below market is permissible. Thus, any judge considering an alleged violation under this section would conduct a fact-based inquiry, using precedent cases as a guide. Because antitrust law is quite well developed by courts, Congress has long resisted greater specificity in these statutes.

  82. Price of Free Speech by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    The Vast Rightwing Conspiracy pays people to carry signs at demonstrations - why shouldn't students get some of the action?

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  83. Logical move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Logical move as the majority of students are exposed mainly to Linux nowadays. Time will tell if this move will make a significant dent in the movement of adoption of OSS in the industry. More and more universities around the world, not only US, are more or less Linux shops. Think of the next generation of students that will come out of these classes. Pushing more and more OSS and Linux into the industry, thus eroding the very market that makes a nice cache cow for Microsoft today. Then Microsoft will be forced to compete. And I think good things will come out of it, like cheaper Windows packages, not so restrictive EULAs. Actually owning your copy of the purchased software and so forth... think about it.

  84. WTF by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    Dude. This is Microsoft we're talking about. I don't care if they "want to keep with their antitrust agreements," in fact, that would probably be a very convenient argument for them. With a price of $299.99 for a SINGLE INSTALLATION of XP Pro, I can't afford to even bother wth them. In my mind, their product is not worth NEARLY that much. Think about it, you can get a decent new computer for around $500; do you really think that the cost of the operating system should be half of that?

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    1. Re:WTF by kscguru · · Score: 1
      Think about it, you can get a decent new computer for around $500; do you really think that the cost of the operating system should be half of that?

      Yes I do. I would quite happily pay $250 for an operating system that is (1) stable, (2) well-supported, and (3) part of the general market. Unfortunately, Windows fails at (1), Linux fails at (2) ["visit our forum, fix it yourself" isn't support in my book], and OSX & Solaris fail at (3). Which is a shame; I'm happy to spend my money, but don't see anything worth spending it on.

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    2. Re:WTF by tbannist · · Score: 1

      I'm not. A computer without an operating system is useless. I don't think the software to run the operating system should cost $300 or even $250, especially when I know the profit margin for that operating system is between 90% and 95%. I know that I'm being gouged because the computer is useless without it.

      I know the profit margin on the hardware is significantly lower than the profit margin on the software and I know that the hardware manufacturer is only paying a fraction of the retail cost of the O/S. I dislike discriminitory pricing and I dislike monopoly price gouging and I think these are entirely reasonable opinions.

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  85. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    It's ripping people off, because you're charging them more than they would pay for an item from the retailer you're getting it from, thereby taking a share of their money they wouldn't give you willingly if they knew. Economically, that's the free market at work. Morally, it's ripping people off.

  86. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    No it's not. People can choose you or anyone else. If they've picked you, it's because you are the best price/service they can find. Morally, I'm supplying the best the guy can get.

    If people aren't prepared to find the information that I can, then too bad.

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  88. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not fraud, but against eBay's TOS--eBay makes one and only one exception to the rule that a seller must possess the item to list it on eBay, and that is for prerelease items (and that has some restrictions of its own). I suggest the OP report this.

  89. Grounds for dismissal by jdreyer · · Score: 1

    If schools know what's good for them, they should make corporate whoring grounds for dismissal. The last thing students need is corporate whores posing as friends.

  90. Adobe just fine! by kscguru · · Score: 1
    The students I know who actually use Photoshop happily pay the student cost. They are cartoonists, game hobbyists, design students, and so on. They need Photoshop because no other program serves their needs.

    The students I hear complain about the cost of Photoshop just want a cheap paint program and should go buy Paint Shop Pro ( I look at Adobe and see one of the best pricing structures anywhere in corporate america. Free "viewers" on a non-secret format (PDF), deep discounts for powerful software to people who really need the discount, and reasonable prices for software that's a generation ahead of anything else out there (& don't anyone start a gimp flame-war, you KNOW it's not as powerful as Photoshop) - prices any company that actually needs those features can readily pay.

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  91. Tobacco by fergj · · Score: 1

    Back in the 50's a plum job for dorm dwellers was that of local rep for the tobacco companies. All of the major 'bac outfits had campus reps. Money and a free supply of smokes. Probably went out of style, or at least undergound in the 70's or 80's. But I'm long gone from the campus scene, so I wouldn't really know.

  92. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    Morally, it is your responsibility to be an honest businessman and not rip anyone off unless you really need the money. Just because they can choose someone else doesn't make deception right. What if you're lying and you don't rip people off? Does the fact that I could talk/write to someone else make it right to lie? Of course not.

  93. Gee, that's almost as bad as... by Erisynne · · Score: 1

    Gee, that's almost as bad as corporate whores posing as institutes of learning.

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  94. Nothing new here by bobcote · · Score: 1

    If you can pardon a comment from an old man who went to college in the last century (1976-80), I would just like to say this type of marketing is nothing new.

    When I was in school there were people hired by area travel agents to arrange for groups of students to go spring break trips. The more people this person signed up, the more money he or she earned. (plus a free trip) The shill did not often make it known that someone was paying them to promote the trip. We found out about it when one of them tried to take advantage of the school newspaper's free advertising for students policy.

    At the same time, the drinking age was 18. The the local distributors of beer, liquor and wine used terribly original concept of finding the most attractive students to give samples of drinks and pushing more consumption of alchohol . At least these people (mostly female) wore t-shirts that proclaimed their affiliation.

    Didn't Daewoo try this for cars in the late 1990s?

  95. Truman Show by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

    This all seems like everyone will now be either a victim of shills, like Truman in the Truman Show, or in on the joke and peddling their warez via product placement. In this case, though, the product is being "placed" in plain old reality.

    I don't know about anyone else, I but I would consider such a shill to be a horror of a human being. It's bad enough hanging out with someone who is overly enthusiastic about something that they feel the need to push; but someone who gets paid to do it?

    Spamming my social circle? No thanks.

  96. Re:This just in: Students will do anything for mon by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

    Well, there's no deception. I'm just offering something at a price. Take it or leave it.