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Would You Use Ad-Supported Windows?

An anonymous reader writes "ZDNet reported earlier this week that Microsoft was thinking of offering an Ad-Supported version of Windows. A blog post by John Carroll offers some reasons why Ad-Supported Windows makes sense. From the article: '4. More revenue through targeted marketing: The holy grail of marketing is to target an audience with the sort of ads that most appeal to them. Sending a bunch of male programmers advertisements for breast enlargement isn't terribly useful. Sending a bunch of male programmers advertisements for a four hour extended version of Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan is useful.' Is there any situation where you can see yourself open to the possibility of using an Ad-Supported operating system?"

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  1. Two good uses by waynegoode · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A good use of an ad-supported version of an operating system would be as a file server or an embedded controller.

    I've done this with Windows, although not with an ad-supported version, for my church. I wrote a simple VBA program to show announcements by displaying PowerPoint slides (using the free viewer). It also ring bells on a schedule to signal the beginning and end of classes. It is still running on a 166 MHz clunker.

    1. Re:Two good uses by rovingeyes · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Even though you can try to justify it and I am sure there are some isolated usefulness, I'd say NO, at least for work PC. We have enough trouble with email and IM itself (there have been a lot of stories on those on /.); the last thing we need is some ads popping up when someone is trying to work especially in crunch time. It might work for home editions or home users, but professional uses - NO. I don't care how contextual the ads are, they are a distraction and I bet they will be flash based or something more silly and obnoxious or at least they will evolve in to those.

    2. Re:Two good uses by Karzz1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I am gonna go out on a limb here. Isnt this the ideal way for MS to get consumers to adopt Palladium (or whatever they are calling it this week)? I mean, isnt it much easier to avoid liability for product performance, restrictions, etc... if there is no charge? This sounds like the MS of old -- give it away for free.. keep em / get em hooked, then unleash the dogs (in the form of DRM etc...). Just my 2cents.

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    3. Re:Two good uses by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even though you can try to justify it and I am sure there are some isolated usefulness, I'd say NO, at least for work PC.

      Personally, I think it's a great idea. If Microsoft moved all their Windows products to Adware, then computer users would start to grumble. Computer users grumbling will eventually produce a desire to move off of Windows. Then I'll come along and charge $150/hr to set them up with "more technologically advanced Macintoshes". See? It's a win-win for everyone!

      Of course, I'd need to take my time setting up the Macs. The blasted things are too damn easy to install. I don't even need to ghost the machines! Just extract all the Applications they need. Hmm... maybe I can find an old 10MBit hub. Preferrably with plenty of collisions. Or maybe I'll just charge thousands of dollars to make up a study saying that companies could save money by moving to Macs...

      * For the humor impaired, the above is a joke. I don't usually advertise the fact that I make up studies.

    4. Re:Two good uses by Soybean47 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You would be ok with running an ad-supported OS in your church? There's no moral dilemma in adding commercials to your church services?

      Did you miss the episode of the Simpsons where Homer's model rocket hits the church, Mr. Burns pays to fix it, and he introduces changes to make it more profitable? "Get your money changed! Right here in the temple!"

    5. Re:Two good uses by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would pay NOT to see ads.

      I can't leak into the urinal, without looking down and seeing someone selling me something, printed on the drain-cover.

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    6. Re:Two good uses by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny
      Can you imagine giving a big presentation with some Viagra scrolling banner ad at the top of your PowerPoint slides?

      I can't.

    7. Re:Two good uses by Fordiman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The question is: how hard would it be to remove the ads from "ad-supported" windows. I would suppose it would just take Sysinternals' Process Explorer to kill a few "Critical System" tasks.

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    8. Re:Two good uses by BeatRyder · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Mod the above post up!! I agree, MS is just looking for another way to invade our computing experience with more junk. The concept of an add supported windows is appealing, but as I see it, if MS didnt charge so much to begin with it would not be an issue at all. When you have to pay $350 for XP pro and there are free alternatives its a little rediculous. I am not saying that one is better cause its free, but instead of adding new features to every release that does nothing but force feed more garbage to the consumer and also confuses the heck out of them to boot, fix things, make them smaller/faster/cheaper. There is no need for new features untill the old ones work right. So getting back the point here, mine is that ad-supported windows would not be needed if they did things better.

    9. Re:Two good uses by 0racle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm so mad that I chose to run this Adware OS. Oh wait, no I'm not it was cheaper this way.

      Ya, lots of grumbling over saving money. I hear Geico has the same problem. Incedentally, 15 minutes could save you 10% or more on car insurance.

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    10. Re:Two good uses by ergo98 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It might work for home editions or home users, but professional uses - NO. I don't care how contextual the ads are, they are a distraction and I bet they will be flash based or something more silly and obnoxious or at least they will evolve in to those.

      No on every single level. Even contextual ads are terrible. This is an unbelievably bad idea, and it really does sadden me that Microsoft is seriously considering this.

    11. Re:Two good uses by jalefkowit · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...from the advertisers' perspective, ad supported server software would be stupid. servers, in theory, aren't looked at very often.

      Never administrated a Windows server, eh? ;-)

    12. Re:Two good uses by dgatwood · · Score: 2
      I'd imagine you would only need to make a quick trip to Michigan for #1.

      I could also probably help you figure out how to create #2. It involves a pig, a bunch of wood, a heavy duty hinge, a wheelbarrow (in which to place the pig), and a large spring....

      :D

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  2. OMG!!! by kc32 · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a 4-hour version of Wrath of Khan?

    1. Re:OMG!!! by Jaruzel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yup, two extra hours of Kirk mourning the loss of his son...

      -Jar.

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    2. Re:OMG!!! by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imposter!

      A true Slashdotter would know there is really a 6 hour version of the Wrath of Khan and already have the DVD, both a copy from P2P obtained before the release date, and the official one with the hologram cover and an autographed picture of the Enterprise (but such a person would NOT be wondering how the Enterprise signed a picture).

    3. Re:OMG!!! by pcmills · · Score: 2, Funny

      slacker

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      Impostor! A true Slashdotter would know that Bittorrent is a P2P protocol.

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    5. Re:OMG!!! by raoul666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, this line in the summary really bothered me. I feel that Wrath of Khan is genius, partly because of the pacing of it. It isn't too long, and it doesn't drag - a big problem in most of the odd movies.

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  3. Hoth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Sending a bunch of male programmers advertisements for breast enlargement isn't terribly useful.

    Breast reduction, on the other hand...

    1. Re:Hoth! by Frangible · · Score: 3, Informative

      Obesity = increased number of white adipose tissue cells. More WAT = more aromatase. Aromatase converts testosterone to its metabolite 17-beta-estradiol (estrogen). Thus obesity = more estrogen. Estrogen acts on breast tissue to stimulate growth. Testosterone and DHT normally counteract this but when they're getting turned into estrogen... In short, obesity can lead to gynecomastia, and is the most common factor associated with gynecomastia in males. Usually this goes away with weight loss for the most part though.

  4. let me think by TheEmpyrean · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... oh hell no

    don't we have spyware blockers to stop annoying ads popping up on our desktop already? and now we want to make it part of the OS?

  5. Will they let... by Geeky · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Redhat buy ads?

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    1. Re:Will they let... by nganju · · Score: 4, Funny

      "If you were using Linux, you'd be done by now"

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  6. Sounds like a potential security issue... by Coopjust · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If there is an ad-supported version of Windows, the ads would be intergrated on the level of the operating system (like a rootkit). Doesn't this sound like a bad idea? What will happen when a less-than-well-intending firm finds out how to use the ad system and hijack it? It would be almost, if not impossible, to remove.

  7. Would Windows then be free? by CommiePuddin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The American computer-using public is used to "ad-supported" meaning "free to me." We're also used to "ad-supported" meaning "not going to last very long."

    Would the OS be crippled? Could a purchase un-cripple it (and remove advertisements)?

    And how intrusive are these ads? Is this a thirty second video commercial while the OS loads, or am I going to be receiving pop-ups every 30-45 seconds? Am I sacrificing monitor space to keep a banner ad on the screen at all times?

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  8. Not so much by j_cavera · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not that I would use it given any choice in the matter. At issue is if M$ will be able to sell it to the PHBs of the world. And I'm afraid that the answer is "yes".

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  9. Internet Cafes by subl33t · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If a business like an internet cafe could get a break on liscensing and initial payout they would probably jump all over it.

  10. Not yet ad-supported by Nikademus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows is not yet ad-supported??? Does that mean that all these porn and viagra ads popping around when I use winodws are not normal?

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    1. Re:Not yet ad-supported by mordors9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At least it would give M$ a financial reason to tighten up their software and prevent all of these other popups and spyware. Only paying customers will be allowed to bother you.

    2. Re:Not yet ad-supported by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Only paying customers will be allowed to bother you.

      Who wants to bet on the odds that eventually a flaw in the ad system would be discovered, that allows _anyone_ to shove stuff in your face?

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    3. Re:Not yet ad-supported by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who wants to bet on the odds that eventually a flaw in the ad system would be discovered, that allows _anyone_ to shove stuff in your face?

      Doesn't Windows already have this feature ? At least I seem to recall reading about someone using Windows remotely initiated popups to advertize how to turn off said popups, and sending such advertising to the same address every five minutes... Simply add support for multimedia and auto-executing attachments and there you have it.

      Sometimes I think that Microsoft does more to push the adoption of Linux than everyone else combined...

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    4. Re:Not yet ad-supported by nine-times · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Seriously, though, what about all the ads that people see because MS makes MSN the default start page for IE? That MSN search is the default search? What about making WMP automatically open to Microsoft's media site? What about the bookmarks that come with IE? What about the products sold through the "Windows Catalogue"?

      Are you telling me, with a straight face, that MS isn't already gathering revenue by the ads they deliver through their OS?

    5. Re:Not yet ad-supported by kubevubin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, and we all know that no open source Web browser includes bookmarks immediately upon installation. Care to think that maybe the bookmarks included might help some people get a bit of a start in finding entertainment news, etc?
      No matter which browser I'm using, I always delete all of the included bookmarks immediately. They're annoying, ad-related or not.

    6. Re:Not yet ad-supported by nine-times · · Score: 2, Informative
      I don't know if it's common practice anymore, but both IE and Netscape used to charge for bookmark placement. What do you think the browser wars were about? Why do you think they fought over the market for a product they were giving away?

      AFAIK, they were fighting over the default homepage, search engines, bookmarks.

  11. existing feature by mcraig · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't it already ad supported within like 10 minutes of being connected to the internet ???

    1. Re:existing feature by TommydCat · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought that too, though Microsoft may wish to check with their partners. I'm slapping my monkey as hard as I can, but I still haven't seen my free iPod or PS3 :-(

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  12. Seriously? by mahdi13 · · Score: 2

    Is there any situation where you can see yourself open to the possibility of using an Ad-Supported operating system?

    No

    Not that an ad supported browser wasn't bad enough, now we can get an OS that spams us constantly no matter what. Imagine writting an email then a big popup comes up the same time you hit space so the popup thinks you want to goto the site and opens IE to take you there...wow, that would be sweet if the OS could take over my life!

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  13. Four Hour Extended Version of 'Wrath of Khan'? by dgrgich · · Score: 4, Funny

    If anyone knows where to get this, let me know. :)

  14. Um....no. by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    WHY? Ads have been tried by the free pc people and how many of those are around now? I am convinced that we must be in the beginnings of another nutty web bubble. 2 million to Revision3 and another 2 million to podshow. VC money going to REALLY wacky ideas.....crazy ideas like AD supported OS's? Stupid. A OS is supposed to allow you to run programs and manage the hard stuff that programmers used to have to do when writing for bare hardware. It should not have anothe rlayer of crud on it.

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  15. Depends by aaron_ds · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A non-intrusive Google-Ads-like system I could live with. A bar containing seizure inducing banners and annoying "Catch the monkey and win a gazillion iPods" flash ads would be intolerable. It depends on how it is implemented. Of course, why not just use a prexisting free OS?

    1. Re:Depends by Wylfing · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Ah, you see, that's what this is about. Microsoft is desperate to cut off Google air supply. One way they can do that is by gobbling up all the ad dollars. In other words, advertisers have x dollars to spend. Every dollar they spend advertising directly to Windows is a dollar less that goes to Google.

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    2. Re:Depends by decoutt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is exactly the comment that I was looking for. Bravo, very insightful! Google sits in a browser which in turn sits in an operating system. MS lost the browser battle long time ago, and now plays the card of the operating system. And it is precisely this dependence that will cut the 'air supply' ... or maybe not: google adsense is based in context sensitive ads, that are put in websites, especially independent (non-corporate) ones. And it is precisely this dependence that will keep MS in a lower level than google on this matter.

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    3. Re:Depends by megarich · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ah, you see, that's what this is about. Microsoft is desperate to cut off Google air supply. One way they can do that is by gobbling up all the ad dollars. In other words, advertisers have x dollars to spend. Every dollar they spend advertising directly to Windows is a dollar less that goes to Google.

      EXACTLY. Why else would the richest company on the fact of the planet need advertising revenues?

      On that note F no would i never support any os the flashes advertisements at me. This advertising thing is getting out of control and I'm drawing the line somewhere and that somewhere is paying for software that displays ads at me. When its free and if its not over powering you can grin and bear the ads(I mean you get what you pay for) but I refuse to pay for a product that flashes ads at me.

    4. Re:Depends by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry, when did MS lose the browser battle?

      When browsers became irrelevant as people realized it was the content they were viewing, not the device with which they viewed it, that was important.

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  16. Which I suppose is slightly different from... by slackadmin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the adware riddled Windows most folks currently use?

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  17. New Poll by Atriqus · · Score: 2, Funny

    This should be a slashdot poll, and these could be the response:

    No
    No!!!
    Hell No!!!
    OH FUCK THAT!!!
    Wait, that adware isn't suppose to be their?

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  18. No. by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Insightful
    > Is there any situation where you can see yourself open to the possibility of using an Ad-Supported operating system?

    "No."

    Now that that's out of the way, I wonder how well "Windows Defender" (the Microsoft "anti"-spyware offering) would work on an ad-supported version of Windows. I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that Microsoft purchased Gator^H^H^H^H^HClaria.

    I wonder about these things, and I change my original opinion.

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  19. No Thanks by Zobeid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    No. There is no situation where I would be open to using an ad-supported OS.

    My philosophy about an OS is that it's merely a functional component of my computer, like the processor, or the RAM, or the hard drive, or the keyboard, etc. Would you be open to using ad-supported RAM?

    Anyhow. . . I'm sick of ads. Even my tolerance for ad-supported TV has almost run out. The only thing that keeps me watching TV is the ability to record shows on my DVR and skip over commercials when I watch later.

    1. Re:No Thanks by coinreturn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even my tolerance for ad-supported TV has almost run out. The only thing that keeps me watching TV is the ability to record shows on my DVR and skip over commercials when I watch later.

      Yeah, but with all the product placement in TV shows, the ads are now embedded and you can't get away from them. Don't even get me started on the fake entertainment news where the evening news just advertises their own shows (or parent company's movies).

  20. Re:Free Windows? by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2, Interesting

    More like Ad-Supported Windows + Hosts file entry = Ad-Less Windows!

  21. Spam is still spam... by KC7GR · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...no matter how "targeted" it is.

    Gotta hand it to the Redmond Empire. They've come up with some whack-job ideas in times past (anyone remember 'Bob?'), but this one gives new meaning to 'whack-job.' I can't believe that M$ thinks people would actually be dumb enough to fall for this, even if the OS was offered at no cost (which would, most likely, be the counter-factor to get people to try it).

    I suppose the ads will feature characters like Clippy and Bonzi Buddy, doing a song-and-dance for each product. Brrr.....

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  22. Re:Free Windows? by xtracto · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Believe it or not, I remember once I saw there was an experiment in which a company (I do not remember if it was Dell) gave away free computers to the users which where add suported (this was more than 8 years ago).

    The thing worked this way, they gave you a PC with a 17 inches monitor with a resolution of 1024x768 pixels, but you only used 800x600 pixels , the rest was used for advertisment.

    Back then, I remember wanting one of those (unfortunately, the offer was just for USA, and I am from outside) as I didnt had money for a new computer and I was frustrated with the my 200mhz compile times (djgpp). At that time I thought I didnt care for the ads, anyway, I was used to see ads in TV, and the computer they were offering was the the best technology available back then.

    I do not know what happened with the experiment, did it worked? I think the problem back then was how to update the ads.

    Now that I think, it may be a nice way for renting computers here at my undeveloped country (may be a nice buisness).

    1. Offer ad space for computers
    2. Rent (or even just offer for free) computers at a low cost to people.
    3. Cash in ad money
    4. Profit!

    sounds good (I guess)

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  23. Heh by Moby+Cock · · Score: 5, Funny

    four hour extended version of Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (sucks in air) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (sucks in air) AAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!

    1. Re:Heh by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2, Funny

      And then the stone passed....

  24. "Free or Low Cost..." I'm suspicious... by edashofy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While an alternative "free or low cost" version of Windows supported by ads might be attractive for some users, I have a really big feeling that if this actually gets implemented, the normal versions of Windows are going to start having ads too.

    Right now, I can buy a Dell Dimension with XP home preinstalled, spend a half-hour uninstalling all the useless crap they load on there, and get the machine into a relatively professional state. If I want a machine that comes in a professional state, I have to pay a significant premium for an OptiPlex or something.

    How much you want to bet that as soon as this gets implemented the next "home" version of Windows will have ads all over the place with no option to turn them off?

    "My Documents...sponsored by Coca-Cola!"

    1. Re:"Free or Low Cost..." I'm suspicious... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Interesting
      They dropped that silly "My" stuff. :)

      It wasn't "silly". It was a great idea as it forced developers to deal with paths with spaces in them. Otherwise half of the Windows freeware wouldn't work in a non-standard configuration as free stuff is rarely tested well. Commercial stuff is only marginally better. By forcing the space in the most common places ("Program Files", "My Documents") you couldn't just ignore it.

  25. Isn't terribly useful? by Vorondil28 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sending a bunch of male programmers advertisements for breast enlargement isn't terribly useful.

    You'd be surprised.

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  26. It depends. by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It really depends on how microsoft does it. If they have you pay for a copy of windows then and absolutly NO. If I payed for it I want an AddFree version. But if it free or near free $5.00 and under, then I might consider it if it first doesn't contain reduced functionality that the non-add version gives. I don't want to see any "This version of windows will not run this applaction please upgrade to Comerical Windows." Secondly the Adds should not be annoying, Things like popups or chewing up more space then the difference in screen resolutions. Also It should not ever give personal information to the advertisers, the processing for selective adds should be on my system and then they just get the add from the catagory, not posting my preferences to a site to choose and possible be colleted by data miners. Third there will need to be a way to control what it tracks and not tracks as for your habbits. There are some adds you don't want to see for example if you use your system at work and you have done some job searching you don't want your computer to show all these adds for job search sites when your boss is considering promotions. Thirdly it should not effect perfomance of the system to a noticable degree. Adds should be small in size with pictures no bigger then 64x64 and NO SOUND, or flashing or animations.
    I am not opposed to Add Delivered comerical OS's to offer the OS at no charge to help the company profit. But if it drasticly hurts my experience or makes me afraid to use it then it won't be useful.

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  27. Re:Free Windows? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Believe it or not, I remember once I saw there was an experiment in which a company (I do not remember if it was Dell) gave away free computers to the users which where add suported (this was more than 8 years ago).

    It was FreePC.com, IIRC. They were a separate startup that thought they would make it big by offering a PC with a real resolution of 1024x768, but an effective resolution of 800x600. (The rest was ad space.) They also provided the dial up service. Many people (myself included) signed up for the offer. Unsurprisingly, the company went under long before most people (again, including myself) actually received their PCs.

    BTW, they had a monthly charge if you didn't watch enough ads. I think the problem they had was that they couldn't line up enough advertisers to make a profit, and they couldn't charge the users for actually looking at their placeholders.

  28. KHAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! by StressGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    This goes on for almost three hours of it...

    I think the director was right to "tighten that up" a bit.

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  29. Re:no by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hell no Windows must go! Hell no Windows must go!

    Has anybody seen the film Coyote Ugly, set in a bar where the hot female staff dance on the bar-top? It's pretty shit, but one thing I remember was them chanting 'Hell no h20' and going crazy whenever somebody asked for water.

    Reading the parent's comment, I instantly pictured him working in a computer shop, where whenever somebody asks for a copy of Windows, he and the technicians get up on the counter and start chanting 'hell no Windows must go' while gyrating and swinging their black Metallica t-shirts above their heads.

    An amusing, yet utterly revolting, picture.

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  30. Re:Deceptive advertising by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not so bad. They keep shifting to different camera angle, shots of the moon, shots of Khan gloating, more angles of Kirk, more shots of the moon, more shots of Khan gloating, Spock raising an eyebrow, more angles on Kirk, a few shots of Dr. Marcus and Dr. Marcus looking at each other, more shots of Khan gloating, Spock shifting in his chair, more shots of the moon, Scotty with a horrified look on his face, more angles of Kirk...

    You get the idea.

    Just consider it the new "WAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!" craze.

  31. yeah tha'd be great by Skadet · · Score: 5, Funny

    show announcements by displaying PowerPoint slides (using the free viewer)

    That'd be fantastic with ad-supported windows.

    [PowerPoint slide transitions in]

    Church Potluck, 2pm
    Last Name A-J, Salad
    Last Name....

    [popup]

    ENLARG3 Y0UR P3N1S N0W!!!!111

  32. A marketer's response... by ctid · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, so should we put you down in the "not sure" column?

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  33. Re:Free Windows? by Gabey · · Score: 3, Informative

    I actually received one of these and gave it to my parents. They didn't seem to mind the ads although they didn't use it that often. After the company went under they ended up letting everyone keep the computers.

    If I remember right, it was a compaq badged machine with horrible internals (these things couldn't have cost much to begin with) -- cyrix CPUs, onboard everything, etc. But hey, free computer and dialup access.

  34. Uh, no by ShadyG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Realistically speaking, Windows is free of charge as I'm sure everyone here realizes. I can get a free copy of Windows any time I want, and I still choose not to. So by introducing advertisements to it, is Microsoft making it more attractive to me? Is it finally worth nothing?

  35. you mean... by drewxhawaii · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the version i'm using now ISN'T ad-supported?

    how do i turn off these ads?

  36. the ads! make them go away!! by skiman1979 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have enough problems trying to keep spyware/adware ads from displaying on my Windows desktop. Now you want the OS itself to support the displaying of ads?! I can see a lot of users not realizing they have spyware then. Oh that ad? it's just Windows advertising.

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  37. It would help the other free OS by xs650 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Free Wndows with ads would increase the popularity of our favorite free without ads OS.

    Not a bad thing.

  38. Imagine the new BSOD by kid_icarus75 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps: 1) Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. 2) Buy a delicious Coca-Cola beverage at your Neighborhood Mc Donalds. 3) Enlarge your penis with safe, 100% natural pills.

  39. So now spyware is a feature? by ivanmarsh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess it was just a matter of time.

  40. Insightful on the Piss Ads by Anonym1ty · · Score: 4, Interesting

    (Score:5, Insightful)

    I would pay NOT to see ads.

    I can't leak into the urinal, without looking down and seeing someone selling me something, printed on the drain-cover.

    Exactly! you're right. I find that with each waking moment advertising is getting more invasive and more offensive. It needs to stop. But I don't think I should have to pay to make it stop.

    1. Re:Insightful on the Piss Ads by Alef · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I find that with each waking moment advertising is getting more invasive and more offensive. It needs to stop. But I don't think I should have to pay to make it stop.

      In fact, we are actually paying for them to be there, through the products that are advertised.

  41. Partially ad-enabled already by steve_l · · Score: 5, Informative

    There already a fair few bits of advertising hook ins.

    -the sign up to MSN/AOL stuff on an XP home system
    -default search through MSN; pre XP SP2 that would even bring in popups
    -the 'buy more music like this' hint when you browse a folder full of MP3s.
    -the 'print your photos right now' option when you upload photos
    -the 'get a digital ID' button on the Outlook security panel

    So its there, its there, just no blatantly in your face.

  42. Been done by CBob · · Score: 2

    And it is (was) called NetZero/Juno.

    Altho Juno was useful back in the days when mailing lists were "big", I was a former CRFFL (cruffler)list follower & the "throw away" Juno address was very useful.

    Folks who don't have much of a "need" for net access, like my mother-in-law, still use NetZero. She's the only one of my supported "family users" that's still using dial-up in an area w/all the DSL flavors & cable.

    And it's folks like these who have no bandwidth that'll fall for this scheme.(and then wonder loudly & often "Why is the computer so slow?" when you're trying to update something.

    "Today's episode of WindowsTV is brought to you by Tos-Sony-Dell-HP Corporation, the people who bought the Internet."

    (Max Headroom reruns anyone?)

  43. Re:Four Hour Extended Version of 'Wrath of Khan'? by smithmc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Instead of Shatner crying out KHAAAAAN [khaaan.com], does he go on a rampage for an hour in the Genesis cave?

    It's two hours of Kirk gettin' busy with Carol Marcus. I hear he screams "KHAAAAANNN!" a few times during that bit also.

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  44. Re:Free Windows? by corbettw · · Score: 2, Informative

    What if it is fed to you from a central and unblockable IP?

    Then add an entry to your routing table for that subnet, pointing to 127.0.0.1, with a daemon listening on the right port and responding with the equivalent of a blank page.

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  45. from people like you yes.. by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, Microsoft does gather big revenues probably from their ads, but from people like you who don't take the time to read while configuring/installing stuff.

    MSN Messenger's installer offers you the choice to setup MSN as your home page with the MSN toolbar and all the other crap. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO UNCHECK THOSE. Therefore, it's your fault if you complain about those because they give you a choice. Same for WMP. Bookmarks with IE? Delete them or don't use IE. Products sold through Windows Catalogue? Who's pointing a gun to your head telling you to look at it?

    Are you telling me, with a straight face, that you aren't a lazy geek who complains about MS-Related ads/services that can be turned off/disabled? Get that poker face out because you'll need it.