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Merriam-Webster Launches Open Dictionary

sweganeer writes "Merriam-Webster just released Open Dictionary to better take and share the pulse of language through the Web. Of course, Webster's has long celebrated and conveyed language's evolution - unlike linguistic prescriptivists who fail to grasp that's just what language does; and - where I've compared entries - they've certainly done so in a more consistent, professional fashion than online amateurs have in recent years: might Open Dictionary - in conjunction with Webster's standard Online Dictionary - yield the best of authoritative (top-down) and organic (bottom-up), online lexicography?"

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  1. OOoh. How original. by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    An "Open dictionary"?

    Gee. Where have I heard of that before?

    Wiktionary.org

    1. Re:OOoh. How original. by fredrikj · · Score: 3, Informative

      Incorrect. Wiktionary is a free dictionary. This one is open. The distinction is important.

    2. Re:OOoh. How original. by ameyer17 · · Score: 5, Informative

      actually, wikitionary is open in the open-source way like wikipedia is.

    3. Re:OOoh. How original. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right, may there never be another like this ever again. Because, as you know, ONE ALREADY EXISTS!!!!

      Same as with all dictionaries of the same language. Hmm, yes.

    4. Re:OOoh. How original. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And MediaWiki is a model for how an open source project should be set up for both easy hacking and easy use.

    5. Re:OOoh. How original. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Noun

      sarcasm

            1. A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.

    6. Re:OOoh. How original. by calharding · · Score: 1
      As opposed to the "closed" dictionary gathering dust on the shelf of the average slashdotter.

      /satire

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    7. Re:OOoh. How original. by vagabond_gr · · Score: 3, Funny

      Incorrect. Wiktionary is a free dictionary. This one is open. The distinction is important.

      Thanks for the update, Richard.

      Seriously, I totally agree. I would mod you up if I had some points.

    8. Re:OOoh. How original. by Aphexian · · Score: 1

      It's hard to use a dictionary when you're unable to spell...

    9. Re:OOoh. How original. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's correct.

      Since you seem familiar with the word, it's good to see that you took my comment in the proper context.

    10. Re:OOoh. How original. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      a bit of a catch-22 then.

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    11. Re:OOoh. How original. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes sir, Mr. Slashdot Troll, I'll take your word for it!

    12. Re:OOoh. How original. by Alien+Venom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, you are terribly mistaken. Wiktionary is an open dictionary, meaning people can contribute, hence the prefix 'wik' implying 'wiki'. Check out the word cat, a relatively old word that has been defined for quite sometime, has an edit button at the top. This means I can edit it, and change the definition if I see fit. It also means that I can contribute useful knowledge or expand upon the definition.

      Personally, I don't think we need another website like this. Urban Dictionary is very closely related, too. It too is open, and free.

      You're partially right though. There is a difference between open and free. But, Wictionary is both open and free.

      Oh, and by the way. Your link which you provided doesn't apply. Neither Wikipedia or Wiktionary (or M-W's latest creation) are open source. They may be open; but there is a difference between open (content) and open source.

    13. Re:OOoh. How original. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difficulties some people have identifiying a joke are baffling.

    14. Re:OOoh. How original. by kremehild · · Score: 0

      I find it interesting that my post (critical of wikipedia) was rated a troll. Typical of slashdot folks to be uncritical of their information sources and optimistically look at such naive things as "wikipedia" to objectively provide them with the truth.

  2. Oh great then.. by TarrySingh · · Score: 1

    Will it have translations to "sup mate" "wad up, biatch" 'k' 'ttyl' and all that... Neat.

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    1. Re:Oh great then.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Oh great then.. by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      I figure it will degrade to teh h4xx0rz R 133t just like every other open dictionary seems to....

      Yowsah! That's one hoopy frood.

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    3. Re:Oh great then.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  3. For once - not censored by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It realy is open - it has definitions for fuck and shit

    So, how long before someone says they should be boycotted becasue they don't promote "family values"

    1. Re:For once - not censored by Baricom · · Score: 1

      The closed version has these words also.

    2. Re:For once - not censored by pnot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What the hell? Are there really serious, modern dictionaries out there which *don't* have definitions for `fuck' and `shit'?

    3. Re:For once - not censored by mopslik · · Score: 1

      Some dictionaries here in Canuckistan have had swear words in them for some time now. What I don't like is what will likely be a small avalanche of variations on a traditional word. Consider this entry:

      multicolorful (adjective) : to have many colors, e.g. "that butterfly is multicolorful"

      Call me a purist, but what's wrong with the traditional "multicolored" anyway? Do a good number of people other than the AC who posted that one actually use "multicolorful"?

      Then, of course, there's simple pandering to the TV crowd:

      kwyjibo (noun): a fanciful word invented by a character on 'The Simpsons' in order to maximize the value of available letters in a game of Scrabble and purported to have the meaning: "A fat, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin. And a short temper."

      punk'd (verb) : When something weird happens and Ashton Kutcher jumps out and says, "You've just been punk'd!"

      Gee, thanks for the insight.

    4. Re:For once - not censored by eosp · · Score: 1

      Won't somebody please think of the children?

    5. Re:For once - not censored by Shky · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the exact same thing, but I grabbed my Webster's English Dictionary Concise Edition and checked. It has neither word in it. Perhaps its conciseness is to blame?

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    6. Re:For once - not censored by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've seen dictionaries in public libraries where people have ripped out the pages those two words were found on, as well as "cunt". At least they can't do that with the online version.

    7. Re:For once - not censored by Comatose51 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I once wrote "motherfucker" in one of my emails using Thunderbird (IIRC). I ran the spell check. It caught other mistakes but accepted "motherfucker". I thought that was very avantgarde of them.

      In any case, I think this open dictionary (although one already exists) is a brilliant idea and really reflects how languages really behave. We don't speak the same way as the previous generations nor should we expect future generations to follow us. I remember when I was taking cognitive science and the professor was going over linguistics. He mentioned that no human spoken language is more advanced or superior to another. While some people still hold Latin in higher esteem than other languages, he mentioned that another way of looking at Latin is to called it "bastardized, proto-Italian". Languages change and evolve. Dictionaries should also reflect that.

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    8. Re:For once - not censored by pnot · · Score: 1

      The only concise I have to hand is Collins, which does list them. I suspect age is more of a factor: I doubt whether any mainstream English dictionary included swear words fifty years ago (I have a 1968 Cassells English-German dictionary here which doesn't).

      Or, if your Webster's is a recent edition, maybe they're just thinking about their market share: presumably there's a significant proportion of prudes, fundamentalists and the like who refuse to buy dictionaries containing taboo words.

    9. Re:For once - not censored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      It realy is open - it has definitions for fuck and shit


      But not for "really", I guess.

      Also, it did it seem to care for my definition of MILF.

    10. Re:For once - not censored by wrenhunter · · Score: 1

      As for the latter, here is an excellent definition that is neither serious nor modern (I just read it in Don Quixote): To do that thing which no one can do for you.

    11. Re:For once - not censored by Iago515 · · Score: 1

      OK, you got me curious. My "Concise Oxford English Dictionary" (240k words) has both of those as well as cunt. My "Collins Gem Mini English Dictionary" (unstated word count) has none of the above.

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    12. Re:For once - not censored by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      The official M-W dictionary has had definitions for fuck, shit, cunt, cocksucker, and just about every other naughty work that has been in common usage for a while. I didn't hear anyone raising any objections then, and I don't see how this will change it. I imagine it might raise some legal issues if entries appear for the colorful meaning of Lewinsky, the verb to google, or any other slang terms that reference personal or corporate names.

      I think M-W, with its authoritative, throroughly researched definitions and extensive etymologies, is the best general reference for American English. I hope this new open dictionary makes it even better.

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    13. Re:For once - not censored by Shky · · Score: 1

      It's from 1999, so who knows.

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    14. Re:For once - not censored by trewornan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Cunt" is an old word and if it's not included in old dictionaries this must be because of prudery not because it wasn't in use. In fact it goes way back and originally had a perfectly ordinary meaning - specifically a "cleft". The gap in a rope where two strands lie against one another is still called a "cuntline" by riggers and sailmakers.

    15. Re:For once - not censored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mom is a cuntline

    16. Re:For once - not censored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just colorful.

    17. Re:For once - not censored by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      I've seen dictionaries in public libraries where people have ripped out the pages those two words were found on, as well as "cunt". At least they can't do that with the online version.

      Why were you looking up those two words in different public libraries? Was it some sort of research project?

      Just curious.

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    18. Re:For once - not censored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Webster himself was a puritan.

      I also find the rant about prescriptiveness a bit funny. Webster was prescriptive - it's just that he presribed his _own_ version of the language that he thought made more sense.

    19. Re:For once - not censored by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Actually, I was doing research on early presentations of the crucifiction myth in various cultures. It was obvious that some nearby pages were missing, having been crudely torn out.

      At first I thought it had been done quickly "probably to escape the watchful eyes of the librarians"

      Surprise, surprise, when I went to the front desk to report it, I ran into the librarian who was responsible for the "censoring". "Its a public library, and children might see it." Sure enough, back in the stacks I found other volumes similarly mutilated.

    20. Re:For once - not censored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Womens legs...

      ...at the end they make a cunt of themselves

    21. Re:For once - not censored by Perey · · Score: 1

      It's interesting, from an historical perspective, that people are praising Merriam-Webster for not being prescriptivist. It was Webster who favoured -- and in hindsight, prescribed -- many spelling changes that now set apart American English from other forms. Not saying it's better or worse as a result, just that it's interesting, is all.

      (And that's an interesting perspective on Latin, too, but it's a bit of a stretch to describe something as both a bastardised version and a proto-version of something else. From Merriam-Webster, oh the irony: "bastardize 3. to modify especially by introducing discordant or disparate elements." It's a little hard to be both a modification of something and an ancestor thereof!)

    22. Re:For once - not censored by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      He mentioned that no human spoken language is more advanced or superior to another.

      Well den, im gonna bust a cap in dat jokers ass!

      Language is integral with human existence. I guess one could argue that no human being is more advanced or superior to another, but that does not agree with popular opinion. Regardless of what job it is, I find that learning the language of that job is critical to doing that job. Basically, mastery of a language and having agreement from others that you are worthwhile is all there is to do in human life. In my opinion, if you can't do either of these things well, you are less advanced and inferior to those that can.

    23. Re:For once - not censored by RotJ · · Score: 1
      From h2g2:
      One of the most offensive terms for female genitalia, the c-word, is the ultimate four-letter word in British English, the final media taboo. The first use of the word in a UK TV drama was in Mosley, a drama about the rise and fall of the British Fascist leader Sir Oswald Mosley. This was first shown on Channel 4 in the late 1990s. The word is also the title of a novel by Stewart Home, published in 1999, about the break down of a writer as he rather badly loses the plot, both literally and creatively.

      The word has Germanic cognates including old Norse (kunta), middle-Dutch (Kunte) and possibly High German (Kotze meaning prostitute), which all point to a pre-historic germanic ancestor kunton. A Latin word, Kuntus, meaning wedge, might also have been an influence. The word would appear to have entered the English language during the early Middle Ages; in 1230AD, both Oxford and London boasted districts called 'Gropecunte Lane', in reference to the prostitutes that worked there. The Oxford lane was later renamed the slightly less-contentious Magpie Lane, while London's version retained a sense of euphemism when it was changed to 'Threadneedle Street'. Records do not show whether it was a decision of intentional irony that eventually placed the Bank of England there.

      The word has good Shakespearian usage, though even he was a little subtle. Hamlet asks whether he can lie in Ophelia's lap, 'I mean, my head upon your lap?' and then says 'Do you think I meant country matters?' and follows up with 'It is a fair thought to lie between maids' legs'. Ophelia answers non-committally to most of this. A slightly more bawdy use of the word appears in Carry On Don't Lose Your Head, one of a series of British comedy films of the 1960s, in which actress Joan Sims refers to her husband, 'The Count', deliberately pronouncing the word 'Count' with just enough room to be (mis)interpreted while still getting past the British film censors.

      There is a story in Oxford that one of the religious societies in England's oldest university was the Cambridge University New Testament Society, though that has the whiff of urban legend about it. And more recently, there is a rumour that the former Newcastle Polytechnic had got to the stage of printing their letterheads with the name City University, Newcastle upon Tyne before noticing what they were doing.2

      Other Universities can also be hotbeds of a certain inspired madness. Late in 2000, feminists in Penn State in the USA held a 'C***fest' with the stated objective of reclaiming the word, which, according to Inga Muscio in her book C***: A Declaration of Independence, stems from words that were 'either titles of respect for women, priestesses and witches, or derivatives of goddesses' names'. (Though how that squares with what the dictionaries say is not entirely clear). Not surprisingly, the local community did not see the event in quite the same way.


      Every city should have a Gropecunte Lane.
  4. Does this mean... by Elrac · · Score: 5, Funny

    that now SlashDotters will no longer have an excuse for poor spelling in their posts?

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    1. Re:Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Safari already have speel chekcing build in, and anyone with the Googol toolbra can use it also.

    2. Re:Does this mean... by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      we wil aftur i ad new defenitions for wil, aftur, ad, and defenitions. BTW, Slashdotters is spelled with a lower-case "d". (Hint: look at the top left of this page. ;)

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    3. Re:Does this mean... by gooman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure, but their grammering ain't not going to be no better.

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    4. Re:Does this mean... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      That is funny, however a serious answer is that they'll only use it to justify their usage of the words and their views. They'd never bother to improve spelling.

  5. m-w.com has pop up adds by ricky_charlet · · Score: 1

    Thats only one step better than www.dictionary.com which sometimes give pop-under adds. Anyway, neither of them have learned the google lesson. Pops are evil. I don't user their site.

    1. Re:m-w.com has pop up adds by msbsod · · Score: 1

      I did not notice - thanks, Mozilla :)

      dict.leo.org is a really good German-English and German-French dictionary, in case someone needs one.

    2. Re:m-w.com has pop up adds by Mortlath · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly enough, IE blocks the popups on both sites as well (Internet Explorer does; I'm not talking about the Google Toolbar).

    3. Re:m-w.com has pop up adds by lixee · · Score: 1

      Use Gnome's taskbar-embedded dictionary.

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  6. How fast will their storage be filled with crap... by David+Hume · · Score: 4, Insightful
    like this:
    pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconios isistic (adjective) : Showing characteristics of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
            The man became pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisistic after he was exposed to volcanic dust.
            Submitted by: Anonymous on Dec. 02, 2005 14:21
  7. wiki style? by matr0x_x · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, but does it contain internet slang? Now that would be useful - the average MSN conversation my sister has contains atleast 30 words I don't recognize and I'm only 21 :P

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    1. Re:wiki style? by Daxster · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:wiki style? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You spy on your sister's MSN convos?

      o_O

    3. Re:wiki style? by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      Yes, but does it contain internet slang?

      This might be the dictionary you are looking for:

      The Urban Dictionary

    4. Re:wiki style? by TaoJones · · Score: 1
      Yes, but does it contain internet slang?

      Thanks to /. it not only has internet slang, it now also has such usefull definitions as:

      dookie head (noun) : Someone who has poop on their head. Oh my God. Look at Danny, he's such a dookie head.
      I'm sure linguists worldwide have been longing for such an "Open Dictionary"...

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  8. Which language ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    would that be an American English dictionary with all its perversions or a RestOfTheWorld English dictionary ?

    1. Re:Which language ? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      actually (IANALingust) the breakouts in (anglosaxon) English are American Australian British SouthAfrican other anglos in various former territories

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    2. Re:Which language ? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "would that be an American English dictionary with all its perversions or a RestOfTheWorld English dictionary ?"

      Well, gee, considering the fact that the dictionary in question is named after the guy who invented American English, I'll give you three guesses.

      If you're going to be sarcastic, it helps not to put your foot in your mouth. And if you're goint to be snobbish, it helps to know at least the basics about what you're being stuck-up about.

  9. not "Webster's" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Merriam-Webster's" is not "Webster's"

  10. Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by koreaman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm going to make a few points defending prescriptive teaching of language. Although it's absurd to say that there is one right way to speak English (or any other language), and it's also absurd to set down hard and fast rules like "thou shalt only use 'good' as an adjective", saying that one thing is "correct" and another "incorrect", it is important to know how to accurately convey meaning, speak in a way that will not alienate your audience, and get your point across persuasively and effectively. That is what all good prescriptivists advocate.

    1. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also absurd for this article to claim Websters is and has been anything but prescriptive. They have probably one of the longest histories and biggest stakes in prescriptivism of any language entity in the modern world.

    2. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1
      It is important to know how to accurately convey meaning, speak in a way that will not alienate your audience, and get your point across persuasively and effectively.

      Agreed, and I keep being amazed how often the English language fails to do just that. Unlike in some other languages, in English there is a broad vocabulary, that allows you to express some things in, what, a 1000 different gradients or 'flavors', all saying the same, but with a subtle difference in meaning. Yet it has no distinct words to describe important differences like 'free as in GNU' vs. 'free as in no charge'. The best I can come up with that makes that distinction unambiguously, is 'libre' (not an English word), vs. 'gratis'. The latter is a perfectly normal Dutch word BTW., meaning exactly 'no money charged', and apparantly this is proper English, but I hardly see it used ever, do you?

      Another example: in Dutch, you normally address elderly people, or people at formal meetings with 'U', which means 'you', in a respectful manner. You address friends and (maybe) family, and young people/kids with 'jij', which also means 'you', but in a more informal, friendly manner. Yet the wonderful English language only offers 'you', and makes no such distinction (someone know a good explanation of why this is?). Maybe it's for the better in some ways, but it feels weird for a language that can express so many subtle differences. Not to mention that such subtle differences often don't get picked up by people who don't speak English natively, or fluently. Which kills much British humour, or ruins English -> other-language manual translations.

      That is what all good prescriptivists advocate

      No, that is what they should advocate, as opposed to just saying 'this is the right way, and that is the wrong way to spell these words', as they often seem to do. Besides, who says that a language even needs to be concise, to-the-point, or unambiguous? There are times that people want to express themselves in vague or ambiguous terms, and it's wonderful that human languages offer ways to that. After all, human speak is not computer lingo or hard science, you know.

      Just my 2 Eurocents
    3. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by hunterx11 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is that the vast majority of people (intellectuals and academic institutions included) believe in such absurdities as "good" and "bad" language, and prescriptivists are no exception. Dictionaries are often cited as definitive sources of whether or not a word is "real." I agree that prescriptive language ought to be taught, but students should also be taught that while formal language is important, it is not "better" than informal language. Unfortunately I don't foresee this happening any time soon.

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    4. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by koreaman · · Score: 1

      Many languages are like that. French has "vous" for people you want to respect, and "tu" for people you want to be familiar with. Spanish has "usted" and "tu". English used to have "you" and "thou" but somehow "thou" passed out of usage a long time ago. It is now only used in poetic contexts and in fixed, memorized passages.

      With regards to the "gratis/libre" question, that is an important issue. The best phrases I can think of is "liberated software" and "no-cost software" but those sound clunky and odd.

    5. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by koreaman · · Score: 1

      Wasn't Merriam Webster the one who decided to eliminate the now oft-ridiculed British letter U's in words like "color", "flavor", etc., simply to make the spelling more true to the sound?

    6. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by koreaman · · Score: 1

      It is better than informal language in formal contexts. In informal contexts, it all depends.

    7. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      That is what all good prescriptivists advocate.

      No that's not what they advocate. And the reason you aren't familiar with their views is that they've been descredited in English. But if you read language theories in say Russian or French you will come up with people who clearly believe that language should be "top down" i.e:

      1) There is some sort of need
      2) This need is expressed by the creation of new words or new forms
      3) Experts evaluate these new words and new forms and come up with a solution to the need they may or may not agree with the dynamic creation
      4) This expert opinion is placed into dictionaries and books on grammer
      5) The educated classes are taught this expert opinion
      6) The uneducated pick up usage from the educated

    8. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by lheal · · Score: 1
      only use "good" as an adjective...

      Do you mean as opposed to its use as a noun, as in "the common good"? I'm not sure who is opposed to turning adjectives into nouns in that way.

      Or do you mean good as opposed to well? Both are adjectives. Well is for transitive verbs, but good applies to intransitive verbs. The language nazi in me chuckles to himself when some intellectual says "You look well today." Look is intransitive in that usage.

      OTOH, see my frickin' sig :-). Language is a moving target. Teaching it as fixed in stone is unrealistic, but it's useful to civilization for a standard to be taught. We just need to remember that it will change regardless.

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    9. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by koreaman · · Score: 1

      Well (adj.) Healthy

    10. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by snookumz · · Score: 1

      You address an older gentleman as sir. :) Hope that helps.

    11. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by koreaman · · Score: 1

      *Noah Webster, I'm an idiot.

    12. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by Vann_v2 · · Score: 1

      Most European languages have the distinction between a formal and informal second person singular, and perhaps plural, e.g., the German 'du' and 'Sie' or Spanish 'tu and 'usted.' English has this, too, with 'thou' and 'you.' Although most people think 'thou' is somehow more formal than 'you,' the opposite is actually true: historically 'thou' was the informal second person.

      In any case, if Dutch if your native language that is probably why you find these "ambiguities" confusing in English. They're really not ambiguous at all -- they're simply not expressed grammatically. People coming from English find things like grammatical gender very confusing. What's more, there are languages, like Japanese, where all sorts of things which are left for context, word usage, tone, and so forth in Western language are embedded right in the grammar. You alter nouns and verb-endings depending on whom you are speaking to and their relationship with you.

      English might confuse you sometimes, but it's hardly English's fault.

    13. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by iabervon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is what all good prescriptivists advocate.

      Unfortunately, good prescriptivists are few and far between. Most prescriptivists primarily advocate rules which aren't actually useful for improving clarity and are generally impossible to follow precisely without writing things that are incomprehensible. This is, of course, because most of the rules which people routinely violate are the ones which aren't intuitively obvious to them as native speakers because they aren't part of the language.

      That's not to say there aren't good prescriptivists, except that they tend to be considered simply people with good taste in writing style, and they always hedge their advice, because there's a situation for almost anything that a native speaker would write, read aloud, and not change. Take, for instance George Orwell. About the most important piece of advice I've ever seen about writing, and one many English teachers would do well to understand, is: "Break any of these rules sooner than say anything barbarous."

    14. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by koreaman · · Score: 1

      I agree. They are few and far between, which is a shame.

    15. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      These ideas are so much against the traditional experience of most English-speaking people that is it no wonder that these ideas are rejected out of hand almost immediately.

      English culture is one of assimilation and absorbtion. Even more so in America, where huge numbers of people are being absorbed into a mainstream culture that speaks essentially only one language. It takes time and a few generations, but this method has worked surprisingly well, and if we as English speakers relied upon some distant committee in London (or perhaps a counterpart in Boston, using a method similar to the Spanish langauge institutes are organized to deal with the Americas once population growth crossed the Atlantic) to come up with our langauge we wouldn't go anywhere or cope with linguistic situations that are far from the centers of academia.

      The coining of new words and borrowing of word from other languages and cultures is so pervasive with English language users that it is almost like breathing air and is second nature to almost all native users of English. The truth is that most academic linguists trying to study English as a language are constantly trying to "catch up" and just simply catalog what is out there and identify what current usage of the language is right now.

      Much of the coinage of new words in English also occur with rising generations, particularly the teen and young adult crowd (about from 15 to 35 years old). There are several reasons for this, including an attempt to distinguish themselves from their parents, coping with new experiences and realities, and in many cases just simply having fun. Importantly, this is the culture of the people that speak English and not just the language itself. The langauge and the culture are intertwined here, and it is no small wonder that as English as a language becomes more widespread throughout the world that cultural memes from English speaking countries (free speech laws, egalitarian authority, distrust of government, and more) both come into conflict in other cultures and have a way of creeping in as well.

      When you sit down and think about it, there should be no reason for a small country the size of Denmark should have as significant of a cultural and linguistic impact on the world as England has except for geography and historical accident. The assimilation features of English had more to do with coping with the hoards of peoples who invaded England after the collapse of the Roman Empire than any specific political attempt to put those features into the language. The Saxons, the Vikings, and even the Normans were dealt with by simply absorbing their languages. English as a language arose from the ordinary working peasants and a tension between the French speaking rulers and the vulgar languages of the people living in England. Eventually the kings and rulers of England realized they needed to speak with the common people they were ruling over, and the children of nobility did pick up more ordinary English with each passing generation to make English as it exists today. The distinction still exists in English, with more "Latin-like" words being considered a "high calibur" word to use, such as "manure" instead of "shit". Or try "penus" instead of "dick Words with sexual connotations show this usage perhaps to an extreme, but there are others It also demonstrates in a small way how English successfully absorbs multiple cultures into one.

    16. Re:Anti-prescriptivism? Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Koreman is correct. Any adjective can be used as the object of 'look' ('You look green today.'), and 'well' here is an adjective form of the noun 'wellness' (true, 'well' the adj. is not commonly used as a modifier e.g. 'The well people...', but it is legitimate).

  11. Haiku from the "DUH" Department by Spinlock_1977 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Merriam-Webster?
    An on-line dictionary?
    Fucking brilliant boys!

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    1. Re:Haiku from the "DUH" Department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've been on-line years.
      They have sound files for every word.
      Better than others.

  12. Enough Already by mr_stinky_britches · · Score: 1

    On /., the posts stop modding you up when you post the same rubbish into the discussion of every article, my little troll.

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  13. Slashdoting by technoextreme · · Score: 1

    Slashdoting-adj-To have a large influx of people visit a website who are being redirected from slashdot.
    Sentence-
    The merriam webster website has just received a slashdoting.

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    1. Re:Slashdoting by TheStonepedo · · Score: 1

      I think you mean a slashdotting. The masses of slashdot are not showing affection in excess by killing a server with thousands of love packets.

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    2. Re:Slashdoting by MNCaudill · · Score: 2, Funny

      When you are "gerundding" a verb, checkking to see if you writting it in the correct manner is never a bad thing.

    3. Re:Slashdoting by ajdlinux · · Score: 1, Troll

      After seeing this I added it. (Really: go and look!)

  14. Pssssh. by Ransak · · Score: 4, Interesting
    No one tops the Urban Dictionary!

    ... at least for a laugh.

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    1. Re:Pssssh. by Toba82 · · Score: 1

      Damn, you beat me to it.

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    2. Re:Pssssh. by zaguar · · Score: 3, Informative
      And the Wikipedia equivalent: http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page/ - Uncyclopedia.

      Check out the Steve Ballmer article. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Steve_Ballmer

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    3. Re:Pssssh. by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      With wonderful definitions such as: "Kyle - dat dumass on 402 oak ave"

  15. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have my chance to push the word I came up with in high school... Geriphilia (n.) - sexual perversion in which the elderly are the preferred sexual object.

    1. Re:Finally... by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you're thinking of Gerontophilia which already exists.

    2. Re:Finally... by LostBurner · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you're thinking of Gerontophilia which already exists.
      Nothing like posting your ideas on Slashdot to get the wind taken out of your sails.
    3. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have my chance to push the word I came up with in high school... Geriphilia (n.) - sexual perversion in which the elderly are the preferred sexual object.

      You are ignorant. The word for this has existed for decades.

      Gerontophilia refers to sexual attraction to the elderly among the non-elderly.

    4. Re:Finally... by damsa · · Score: 1

      I prefer GILF myself.

    5. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing like posting your ideas on Slashdot to get the wind taken out of your sails.

      Actually, trolling Slashdot is often the fastest way to obtain validation of various facts and ideas. I do it all the time for exactly that reason. Post something outrageously incorrect ("Yeah? Well, explain why 45% of convenience-store robberies are committed by licensed concealed-carry permit holders!") and watch while other people do the research legwork to prove you wrong.

      Obviously, it helps if you don't get downmodded to -1, Troll or -1, Flamebait too quickly.... but if you phrase the assertion in a sufficiently-inflammatory manner, it will still attract reference-bearing rebuttals or concurrence from people with way too much time on their hands.

  16. Re:n: Liar, con-artist, oil theif, George W. Bush by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

    You need a dictionary - you spelled "scum-sucking bottom-feeding cocksucker" wrong again. Oh, and you spelled "thief" wrong too.

  17. You know what I say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better open than "Free".

  18. Open Dictionary by sloths · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hate it when I leave my dictionary open. I read on Wikipedia it isn't good for the spine.

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  19. Re:How fast will their storage be filled with crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I clicked the link and saw this under recent entries: dookie head : Someone who has poop on... 12/02/05 20:44

  20. I'm boggled by eyepeepackets · · Score: 1

    Wow, very cool too see Linux/Firefox listed on their page next to Windows and Macintosh as a supported OS/Browser: Surely did take a lot of time and work to get this type of recognition and acceptance from the mainstream world.

    Silly and snide asides aside, here's a big *hurray* for all the GNU/Linux/*NIX folks along with a great big *cheer* for the Mozilla and Google people who are greatly contributing to accelerated acceptance for the F/OSSy ones.

    This is really too cool! *beam* That I'm a long-time Merriam-Webster customer makes it even better: Thanks!

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  21. *NOT* Free as in speech by lachlan76 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    While this is open, I was left somewhat disappointed to find that it isn't actually Free (as in speech). The headline left me expecting it to be possible to download a dump of the list under a CC-like licence.

  22. Finally a fix for their "prime number" error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Maybe this is a way to fix their incorrect definition of prime number that I first notified them about 5 years ago?

    1. Re:Finally a fix for their "prime number" error? by koreaman · · Score: 1

      I'm neither a pedant nor a math nerd, what's wrong with it?

    2. Re:Finally a fix for their "prime number" error? by General+Wesc · · Score: 1

      -2 is not prime. Primes are a subset of the natural numbers. Gotta be positive to be prime.

      Additionally, it's an inelegant definition. I'd just say 'A natural number with exactly two [natural?] factors, namely itself and one.'

  23. Restrictivists? by Rydia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I like how "language evolves" has turned into "language shouldn't even attempt to stay the same." There's a real problem with both extreme views on the issue, and the idea-- and what is borne out in most all languages-- is that there is a conservative section of the language's population which works as a retentive force and another section that works as a changing force. The changing force is always stronger, but the retentive force is still important... it's why we can still read older materials and understand them (although as they get older it gets more and more difficult). That's really valuable. By removing that retention, we run the risk of rending a lot of important writing incomprehensible to most, and at worst having dialects make the jump to separate languages by way of regional syntax.

    So yes, language evolves. But the idea that we should throw whatever retention we have out the window because things eventually change is a really, really stupid view.

    1. Re:Restrictivists? by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1
      What, you don't believe that pop-phrase/urban punk/gangster-rap ebonics should be taught in elementary english class?


      "Rumsfeld..."

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    2. Re:Restrictivists? by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      I think that today (and I admit that I've done exactly zero double-blind, sociological studies using proper sampling), the creation of words or terms are more related to the trademarkability (i.e., "marketing value) of those words and how well it plays with the target market.

      When I saw Fonzie say, "cool", or watched WKRP and got exposed to the "phone police", it was pretty much honest. Now the cool is programmed, created by industry, and that is what is inherently dishonest. Kids are pretty perceptive.

  24. Now for the authoritative bit. by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    There are actually people out there that maintain that a word means what the dictionary says it means, no more and no less. Sadly some of them are related to me. :(

    Sure, dictionaries are authoritative in the sense that the makers have researched what a word means in common usage, but no one and no group of people have the power to enforce word meaning. Sure some governmental entities try, but, no, they can't.

    I'm sure some people are going to try to say that in some professions a word has a specific meaning. I'm sure that's truer than in the populace in general, but even then, there's some slippage.

    Consider the event of the mix-up of language at the Tower of Babel.

    1. Re:Now for the authoritative bit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When a majority of the speakers of a language misuse a word, then that word comes to carry an additional meaning and usage. Until that point it is just misusing a word. You are not being intelligent, edgy, or effective. You are just inarticulate, ignorant, vague, and foolish.

      Sure, dictionaries are authoritative in the sense that the makers have researched what a word means in common usage, but no one and no group of people have the power to enforce word meaning. Sure some governmental entities try, but, no, they can't.


      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Try that before a judge, knucklehead. Outside of a courtroom though, in the US there is no government agency that attempts to specify the US idiomatic English language.
  25. There ain't no call for spell chequers here by dbIII · · Score: 4, Funny
    now SlashDotters will no longer have an excuse for poor spelling in their posts?
    "Lat every felawe telle his tale aboute" from Chaucer sums up my view and should show that reading mispelled words and unconventional grammer is really not all of that hard. The language of the net is broken english, but not so broken as to make it too difficult to read, so live with it. If we all take spelling far too seriously things will degenerate into boring flame wars over whether the Oxford dictionary trumps the Webster. Spelling flames on a forum where "IP" has many meanings makes no sense at all.

    Let's just talk about the shiny things and let other more formal forums worry about where to put their pronouns.

    1. Re:There ain't no call for spell chequers here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's spelled "grammar", dork.

    2. Re:There ain't no call for spell chequers here by torstenvl · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's broken?

      Funny. Seemed to work last time *I* used it.

      <!-- insert one of my obscenely abusive ad hominem attacks/dismissals here -->

    3. Re:There ain't no call for spell chequers here by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

      The language of the net is broken english, but not so broken as to make it too difficult to read, so live with it.

      The language of the net?

      Slashdot is the major one of multiple web sites that I frequent that doesn't use standard English as normal - though there are occasional posters at other places that don't bother spelling/formatting correctly (or at least with some care). I assume that the people who run their sites want them to be of a professional standard, which sadly Slashdot doesn't appear to be after.

      And the only other place where I come across it regularly is MSN conversations with younger teenagers - I've noticed that as they get older their attention to detail appears to improve too.

      I take some pride in what I put down on paper or type - after all it's going into a permanent record of who I am. I'd like to one day perhaps; look back over my additions to the internet as a whole and be able to read what I wrote in my youth and still be proud of my contributions.

      I'm not admitting that my spelling and grammar are perfect, and I wish that I'd enjoyed English more (and hence paid more attention) in high school, but at least I put effort into getting it essentially correct.

  26. attention mr "editor" by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Of course, Webster's has long celebrated and conveyed
    > language's evolution - unlike linguistic prescriptivists who
    > fail to grasp that's just what language does; and - where I've
    > compared entries - they've certainly done so in a more
    > consistent, professional fashion than online amateurs have in
    > recent years: might Open Dictionary - in conjunction with
    > Webster's standard Online Dictionary - yield the best of
    > authoritative (top-down) and organic (bottom-up), online
    > lexicography?"

    Tip for the day - no sentence should have 70 words in it.

    1. Re:attention mr "editor" by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Tip for the day - no sentence should have 70 words in it.
      I sentence you to read Moby Dick.
    2. Re:attention mr "editor" by forand · · Score: 1

      It was translated from latin, which allows essentially infinite sentences.

    3. Re:attention mr "editor" by sweganeer · · Score: 1

      Periods, semicolons, and colons all have their place in terminating independent clauses. Stop discriminating against the semicolon and colon! :-)) LOL

      On the other hand, "Of course, Webster's..." is a categorical mistake. (...should clearly be "Of course, [Webster]...".) :-D

  27. The Meaning of Everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The idea for an open dictionary has been around since 1860, and in print since the 1920s (I believe).

    Take a gander at "The Meaning of Everything" a book by Simon Winchester. It outlines the fascinating story of the Oxford English Dictionary. The OED is THE dictionary by the way: it is a 30+ volume set that sets out to catalogue every word in the English language and is continuously updated.

    How do the updates happen? Readers throughout the world read texts and write out definitions on slips that are returned to the OED offices for compilation and review. Think about the enormity of the undertaking back in the Victorian era. It's really an outstanding achievement.

    English has never, ever been a prescriptive language. We've never had a council declaring what stays and what leaves the language.

    Anyway, read the book and be duly unimpressed by these half-assed efforts for an on-line dictionary. Go to the nearest university and take a look at the full OED in all its glory.

  28. What prescriptivist critics fail to grasp: by GroeFaZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First of all: prescriptive linguistics is not bound to induce linguistic stasis, it can be and has been intended to force a change in a language. This alone makes the issue more one of how much should the government interfere with everyday life, not one of whether government should conserve their state language against "foreign influence", whatever that may be.

    Now what strict prescriptivist critics and advocates both fail to grasp: The evolution of a language common to one cultural or sub-cultural group is exclusively driven by the people of that respective group, in the most direct, democratic sense. Ultimately, no number of laws and recommendations will have lasting influence on how a natural every-day language evolves or does not evolve unless they mirror the majority's opinion (in which case the laws have been irrelevant to begin with anyway). Beware the day when that changes, for then "1984" will have come to full reality, because then The Man will have taken control of your thoughts. If you control language, the tool of your thoughts, then all your brains are belong to us, if you so prefer.

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    1. Re:What prescriptivist critics fail to grasp: by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Indeed, prescriptive prescriptions often describe no attested stage of the language. Language pundits like to think that they are preserving the language of some ideal age, but they are often wrong about this.

  29. chumble spuzz by syrinx · · Score: 1

    I totally agree that words can mean whatever we want them to. Isn't that totally spam? It's lubricated! Well, I'm phasing.

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    1. Re:chumble spuzz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > words can mean whatever we want

      Agreed. I for soviet wiki our GNAA grits.

  30. Just the opposite. by uberdave · · Score: 1

    that now SlashDotters will no longer have an excuse for poor spelling in their posts?

    No, it merely means that with a quick flick of a script, every "misspelling" gets added to the dictionary and thus becomes "proper English, 'cause it's in the dictionary"

  31. The answer by LittleBigScript · · Score: 1

    "...might Open Dictionary - in conjunction with Webster's standard Online Dictionary - yield the best of authoritative (top-down) and organic (bottom-up), online lexicography?"

    Yes. Next question.

  32. absolutely... by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    It depends on the dictionary. There is a market for dictionaries that don't have those.

    Most or perhaps all "Collegiate" dictionaries will have the definitions. They are often left out of dictionaries intended for primary and secondary schooling. One puts them in, M-W? I forget.

    Honestly, who gives a shit? The definitions are useless. Who needs to use a dictionary to figure out those words and who would even use a dictionary to settle an argument about their meaning? I guess they're just in there for marketing purposes, so if people happen to look them up as a measure of completeness in the store, they'll buy the dictionary.

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    1. Re:absolutely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not completely true that there's no real use for them. I recall on one occasion my friends and I had split into two groups on arguing whether the plural of penis is "penises" or "peni." So we went to the most easily accesibly big dictionary (Which was, I believe, an old Websters), and it turns out that the prefered plural is actually "penes," although "penises" is also acceptable. That's something we wouldn't have learned if the dictionary didn't have it.

      See how useful it can be?

  33. define: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    define:word is pretty cool with google - is that an official google search operator or is google just figuring/ranking it 'cos of the definition of define and all I wonder..

  34. Looking for a modern slang dictionary? by Alchemy138 · · Score: 1

    If it's slang you want http://www.urbandictionary.com/

  35. The French by code65536 · · Score: 1

    Now they need to have an open dictionary for French... a counter-balance for L'Académie française. ;)

  36. Sniglets by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 1

    It's just a collection of made-up sniglets so far. The fact that it doesn't require several citations of actual usage is its weakness. There seem to be several people spamming it with fake words as a joke.

  37. my opinion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL, this is ginormously craptacular.

  38. Meaning of Liff words.. by marcushnk · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long before the meaning of Liff words are entered into it? :-)
    I'd love to see stuff like:
    DITHERINGTON (n)
    Sudden access to panic experienced by one who realises that he is being drawn inexorably into a clabby (q.v.) conversation, i.e. one he has no hope of enjoying, benefiting from or understanding.

    and

    NAD (n.)
    Measure defined as the distance between a driver's outstretched fingertips and the ticket machine in an automatic car-park. 1 nad = 18.4 cm.

    ohh and without a doubt..

    SCRAPTOFT (n.)
    The absurd flap of hair a vain and balding man grows long above one ear to comb it to the other ear. :-)

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  39. The angry pirate problem... by Captain+Entendre · · Score: 1
    How long until their dictionary is overrun with this kind of thing?

    Harsh realms, dude.

  40. This cromulent act by Nikkodemus · · Score: 1

    embiggens us all. Hurrah!

  41. Re:How fast will their storage be filled with crap by slashdot-me · · Score: 1
  42. Oops, "adverbs" by lheal · · Score: 1
    Both are adjectives.

    Adverbs. "Good" can be either an adjective or an adverb.

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  43. The 80's called ... by MrNougat · · Score: 0

    ... and they want their sniglets back.

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  44. A trial run: prescriptivist by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    Opendictionary.com
      Search: Prescriptivist

    Prescriptivist: Your search for 'Prescriptivist' did not result in any exact matches. We were able to locate five possible suggestions close to your search query:

            * Prescriptive
            * Prescriptively
            * Prescripts
            * Prescript's
            * Proscriptive

  45. Grammar Not Slang will be our downfall by queenb**ch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a very dear friend who teaches college level english classes. I have, on more than one occasion, helped her grade papers. Sadly, it generally looks like I've slashed my wrists over the pile of papers by the time I've done. These students do not know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're" and use all of the interchangably. They also do not know the difference between "two", "too", and "to". I have seen 3-page papers that were a single run-on sentence. The only period in the whole paper was on the last page at the end. You should have seen what they did with commas and semi-colons.

    When she started failing these students for not being proficient in what is ostensibly their native tongue, she got reprimanded for failing too many of them. Her superiors told her that she must learn to curve the grade so that more of them will pass. Her contention is that if you are not literate, you do not deserve to be in regular college classes. She felt like these students should be in remedial classes. When they threatened to fire her for refusing to change some of her students grades, she quit and went to work at another university. How much good is a college degree if you can pop open a crackerjack box and yank one out?

    2 cents,

    Queen B

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    1. Re:Grammar Not Slang will be our downfall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are all actually pretty trivial issues. What's really worrying is people's ability to construct concise and effective sentences and paragraphs and to get the ideas across in a way that is both understandable and enjoyable to read.

      Furthermore, none of these issues represent any failure whatsoever in the students' proficiency in their native tongue. It just means they aren't proficient at standard written English, which is a different and artificial language.

    2. Re:Grammar Not Slang will be our downfall by patio11 · · Score: 1

      i agree that grammar and all the rules that they taught me in high school and also in fourth-through-7th grade are really unnecessary after all i can get my point across just as well even if i dont follow the so called book and who appointed english teachers to be the gods of punctuations anyway its not like they have never put a single period out of place in their entire lives even my old teacher mrs smith who was kind of nice except for being a total bastard when it came to the proper use of the semicolon once ended a sentence with a comma instead of a period or at least i think that might have been a comma but i suppose it could always have been a mustard stain on the paper now i am an english teacher myself except when i am doing my real job as an engineer and i teach two types of students foreign students and american students and sometimes i wonder if the foreign students are ever going to give up the pointless drive to stifle their creativity by conforming to the rules and start writing like my american students whose papers have much more of their own authentic voice not suppressed by trifling concerns like including proper punctuation as if such a thing existed

    3. Re:Grammar Not Slang will be our downfall by stang · · Score: 1

      teh problem with ur exampel (why its a bad one) isnt the no punctuaion its tahat its a coherant paragrafh. u need top mix it up some and also maek some speeling errors and also too thiungs that dont go together shuold be their.

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    4. Re:Grammar Not Slang will be our downfall by patio11 · · Score: 1

      i know but even typing like this gives me a headache if i had to make spelling errors too i would slit my own wrists

  46. Evolutionary Epistemology by quokkapox · · Score: 1

    There's something to be said for being conservative with respect to grammar and spelling; using well-established and widely recognized conventions and standards allows one to communicate one's ideas with a greater degree of precision and fidelity. Consider the difference in this sort of "quality" between, say, Charles Dickens and Jack Kerouac. But it would be difficult and somewhat meaningless to argue that either of them is "better". Their audiences are quite different, but both are respected as literature.

    We have something today that we never had before, thanks to the Internet. We have numerous snapshots of the current state many of the world's languages, thanks to archived Internet content. I don't think there will be nearly as much ambiguity or difficulty in understanding early 21st century English as there is today when we try to grok exactly what Chaucer or Shakespeare meant.

    We ought to let our languages evolve as naturally as possible. Natural selection will always produce something "better". After all, we're "better" than bacteria, aren't we?

    And anyway, you can sitll raed Egnlsih txet jsut as qiuklcy as lnog as the frsit and lsat lrttees are lfet in pacle.

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    1. Re:Evolutionary Epistemology by Trutane · · Score: 1
      Natural selection will always produce something "better". After all, we're "better" than bacteria, aren't we?

      The correct analogy here is whether we are "better" than our distant ancestors, which, if you go back far enough, were bacteria-like organisms from which we evolved according to Darwinian natural selection (though some folks would dispute this explanation of our origins).

      If by "better" you mean more well-adapted to our environment, then we should be better than our ancestors assuming an unchanging environment -- which is not the case: the geological environment is always changing (e.g., global warming) as is the ecological environment (e.g., emergence of other competing species, overcrowding due to population growth, etc.). So it's impossible to say whether we are more well adapted to our environment than our ancestors were to theirs.

      You touch on an interesting area, though: comparing language evolution to species evolution. There is certainly constant pressure on languages to mutate and adapt to new pressures, and scientists that study human evolution have used linguistic analysis to gain insights into the spread of early human populations. Read up more on language evolution.

      Now as to whether we are "better" than present-day bacteria (i.e., more highly evolved or well-adapted), this is a different question entirely. Given the increased complexity of human biology and our great technological innovations that allow us to survive anywhere on Earth, one might put the ball in our court as being the "better" species.

      However, consider that the generation time of bacterium such as E. coli is about 20 minutes, compared to ~20 years for a typical human. So the bacterium is experiencing an orders of magnitude faster iteration cycle of than are humans. Natural selection operates on a species only as fast as its replication cycle, with different genetic variants of each generation being selected for or against based on their differential fitness (ability to replicate).

      By this measure, bacteria have had much more opportunity to be optimized by evolution than have humans, and thus are more highly evolved than we are. BTW, this is the same sort of reasoning that underlies some tenets of agile software development.

      Bacteria are selected for rapid generation time, so they have evolved very simple genomes and cellular designs to allow for such rapid replication. So if your definition of "better" is speedy replication, bacteria win hands down.

      Perhaps a reasonable way to rank various species and languages is to look at how long they've been in existence, since that would be a measure of adaptability and robustness to environmental change. By this measure, humans wouldn't be a top-rated species, but we are still alive, which is more than you can say for 99% of species that have existed on Earth. Time will tell.

      When you think about it, the survival of a language is tied to the survival of the speakers in interesting ways. For example, a language may survive longer if it allows its speakers to communicate better and adapt to environmental and sociological changes better than other languages. In this way, language evolution likely plays a role in species evolution, and vice versa.

      Human language is a fairly recent invention, but it is clearly a major force underlying the success of human populations. I'd argue that language and its speakers are co-evolving entities, each shaping the other in complex ways, striving to ensure their mutual survival.

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  47. What's the open definition of a run-on sentence? by hotspur_fan · · Score: 1

    "Of course,..." [5 dahes, a semi-colon, and a colon later] "...online lexicography"

    It won't help much for submission grammar.

  48. Descriptive and Prescriptive Dictionaries by kalidasa · · Score: 1

    There are two kinds of dictionaries in the world: prescriptive, and descriptive. The distinction is not necessarily ideological, as implied by the poster and a number of others in this thread, but functional.

    The classic descriptive dictionary is the OED: it basically lets you know exactly how a word is used, where, and when. Great for dealing with contemporary non-literary texts, minority dialects, and especially historical literary texts. Descriptive dictionaries are anthropological in tone. The purpose of a descriptive dictionary is to teach you how words are and have been used in a language.

    The classic prescriptive dictionary should be the Merriam-Webster New Collegiate Dictionary, though I think they've become more descriptive over the years. A prescriptive dictionary provides the normative usage in a standard dialect, by which I mean specifically a shared artificial dialect used for public discourse. The purpose of a prescriptive dictionary is to teach you how to use words yourself to engage in public discourse so that you remain within the main stream of a discourse community's spoken conventions.

    When you understand the standard dialect of your community well enough to communicate in it easily, then you can learn to integrate the dialects you use with family, with friends, and with other discourse communities to enrich your writing and speaking in what are traditionally more formal discourse communities.

    When a student is reading a book, a descriptive dictionary is the most useful. When a student is writing a paper, a prescriptive dictionary is most useful.

  49. Dord by Zenmonkeycat · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm waiting for the word "Dord" to be added.

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  50. rap dictionary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anyone ever heard of the rap dictionary:
    http://www.rapdict.org/Category:Terms
    soO GOod

  51. Yes, language is dynamic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it really irritates me that some people don't see it that way. The best example is the phrase "begs the question". I know that the traditional dictionary says one thing when lots of people say it to mean something else. Language is what people use it for. The traditional meaning of "begs the question" is going out of style; just get over it and get on with your lives.

    1. Re:Yes, language is dynamic! by chawly · · Score: 1

      Could I beg you to stop that? Please

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  52. Most Recent Entries by ekmo · · Score: 2, Funny
    stress (other) : A low quality marijuana.
    I have just a little chronic, but plenty of stress. Stress is cool; I'll smoke that.
    Submitted by: Anonymous Dec. 03, 2005 01:35

    lewinsky (noun) : a slang term for fellatio
    She needed a ride home, but before I even started the car she gave me a lewinsky.
    Submitted by: Anonymous on Dec. 03, 2005 01:35

    bj (noun) : Abbreviation of "blow job". Fellatio.
    Submitted by: Anonymous on Dec. 03, 2005 01:31

    It's good to see some of our most important words are being submitted first.
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    1. Re:Most Recent Entries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      poopjob (interjection) : a proper buggering in the anus.
              Did you hear Mary let James give her a righteous poopjob? It's no wonder, what with his wife only going as far as a casual lewinsky.
              Submitted by: Anonymous on Dec. 03, 2005 02:48

      roboqueer (noun) : Of or pertaining to a homosexual male; specifically, one who flaunts and obsesses over their designated sexual status. Also could refer to a robot who expresses homosexual tendencies.
              "Listen, roboqueer, I'm quite tired of being sexually harassed by you. I'm not interested in a sexual encounter with you!"
              Submitted by: Christopher M. Scordinsky from Pennsylvania on Dec. 02, 2005 22:15

      pwn3ed (verb) : This the leetspeak version of pwned.
              I just pwned you
              Submitted by: Anonymous on Dec. 02, 2005 23:21

  53. Gah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With only early entries to go by, this thing is already looking like it's going to be about as useful as Wiktionary, which is to say, not very useful at all :( Hopefully M-W have plans to deal with this, and will have people who know what they are doing trudge through the crap and mark the useful ones as such.

  54. Re:How fast will their storage be filled with crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah well I added the word "poopjob" hee hee!

  55. Re:How fast will their storage be filled with crap by binarybum · · Score: 1

    on..., on what!?? the suspense is killing me!

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  56. Allow me to add the word... by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

    Rediculous...

    That will teach those spelling nazis!

  57. The best online lexicography by GerardM · · Score: 1

    Only if there is only one language considered. The Kamusi project is more relevant for English when you consider it in combination with Swahili for instance.. Only English is so limited..

    Thanks,
          GerardM

  58. English evolves into Chinese. by agulliford · · Score: 1

    1. The last Webster to compile an "English" dictionary completely bastardised the language.
    2. There are now more speakers of "English" in China than England.
    Therefore the final result will be closer to Chinese than English.

  59. M-W vs Wiktionary by base_chakra · · Score: 1

    Open or not, I find it hard to endorse the Wiktionary project. I'm an avid Wikipedian, and I contribute to multiple Wikimedia Foundation projects; nonetheless, I don't think Wiktionary will ever be good.

    When I consult an online English dictionary (something I do several times a day), the abridged Merriam-Webster is my first stop (unabridged is for paying subscribers). Only when M-W's free, abridged resource can't deliver do I consult Dictionary.com (which, although a more comprehensive aggregate of several dictionaries, is not as current and refined as M-W).

    Lexicography requires a level of expertise, thoroughness, and precision that Wiktionary's entries generally lack; and etymology is not the place for flimsy assumptions.

  60. Founders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the founders of Miriam-Webster were still running things, they would have provided solutions like this up to 10 years ago, rather than now try to make it into a money-grubbing/PR move.

  61. librarying by Lexor · · Score: 1
    librarying (verb) : To be in a library, doing something that makes use of resources available at libraries, such as working in a quiet environment or reading.
    Today I am librarying.


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  62. Ability to read as well as ability to write by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Slashdot is the major one of multiple web sites that I frequent that doesn't use standard English as normal
    Which standard of English are you referring to? This is a global forum as you should be able to gauge by the colour of the spelling (or gage and color in USA spelling).

    As an example, hastily written entries by people such as Raster from the enlightenment window manager project have horrible spelling and grammar but are still worth reading and have been linked to on this site since it started. There are also people with English as a second language here - and there are those with it as their first language that are educated at a university level often use it poorly in formal written situations.

    It is better to improve your own level of reading comprehension than to demand that some random person on the net making a quick comment run their post through a spell checker. They used to get every kid who was bound for university in english speaking countries to read Shakespear (we really don't even know how to spell his name) and one thing that should come out of it is better reading comprehension when you are not dealing with BBC english.

    When you see obvious language mistakes in situations where people should take care like on a sales website, in a specification or a quote for services the usual reaction may be "what kind of loser is this?". On USENET or decendants like this vaugely technically oriented forum it doesn't matter as much. With a phone text message no-one cares or should care about the spelling - why should it matter a great deal more in the comments here? My written english would probably be considered as appalling by someone who studied the langauge at a university level as I considered the work of engineering students with english as a first language in their answers to exam questions. Does it really matter in most situations? I'm not writing novels, speeches or sales material - and reports, websites etc are written with care (and any decent technical report should reviewed by someone else anyway before it goes out).

    The funniest thing was the AC who corrected the seventh error in the previous post for me and completely missed the point (as well as the first six errors).

    Anyway, it's my day off - I shouldn't be posting to Slashdot - I should be going in to work to see why something minor is down and then post to Slashdot.