You've Got Indictments
Lam1969 writes "Reuters reports that South Korean prosecutors have started a program to start sending indictment notices via SMS. The program was started partly because of the high penetration of mobile phones among the South Korean population (75%, according to the article), and also because prosecutors want to save money by cutting back on paper mailings. One potential hitch in the program: You have to apply to the service in order to receive your indictment electronically."
Seriously, why would anyone make it easier for themselves to be indicted?
One potential hitch in the program: You have to apply to the service in order to receive your indictment electronically."
Uh, yeah...where do I sign up?
Nice, now they will get SPAM indictments as well.
no good for first offenders, but should make career criminals much more efficient...
"YOU'VE GOT JAIL!"
Reuters reports that South Korean prosecutors have started a program to start sending indictment notices via SMS ... One potential hitch in the program: You have to apply to the service in order to receive your indictment electronically."
Ok... so you have to *sign up* to be indicted electronically? wtf? We can't even get people to sign up for FasTrak toll payment, much less any form of electronic justice.
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
As someone who has been on the good and bad side of government letters, I think I know how the U.S. will take advantage of SMS notices.
First, they'll create a US$40 billion law that will help the IRS notify taxpayers of refunds they haven't received. Of course, the majority of this money will be lost and forgotten and taxpayers who sign up will get little more than a notification SMS -- if even that.
Second, ten years later, they'll bring back the system but this time they'll use it to notify taxpayers of deliquency -- after spending another US$100 billion to "fix" the system.
Third, they'll repeat the SMS message at least 20 times more than necessary, due to a bug, and when the taxpayer comes to pay their bill, they'll find out that they owe 20 times the original amount because the IRS is sure they would never send 20 notices of the exact same bill due to the same person unless that person actually owed the entire amount.
Computers don't make mistakes, right?
One potential hitch in the program: You have to apply to the service in order to receive your indictment electronically
You have got to be kidding...
Next year...
South Korea embarks on a new plan to save law enforcement costs. South Korean police will no longer make arrests. Offenders will simply recieve an email instructing them to report to their nearest police station.
An SMS has no value whatsoever, you can't reasonably expect people to react to an indictment SMS the same way they'd respond to a physical letter. Besides, a lot of people SHARE their mobile phones (i.e a dad and his son who wants to go out), so I can just claim that the SMS was deleted when it wasn't in my possession.
Then they'll need to set up an email service for all the older people
this would also allow for lots of fun viruses. I know that Sobig or Sober or whatever its called has been bouncing off my spam filter for some time now, and I read one story where a German man with kiddy pr0n turned himself in after receiving that same virus.
so im sure the system would be real usable when thousands of people simultaneously and incorrectly turn themselves in.
a bit OT, but I had an idea for a fun virus a while back. It would consist of a couple of illegal pr0n files that would be emailed, then it would email the FBI letting them know which computer now had the illegal payload. I never did write anything like that though. Nor would I, certainly not now that i have a kid and all.
Seriously. This is both a feat of bureaucracy and a kind of existential comedy. I've always dreaded that bureaucrats would pervert information technology in some astounding way...
ObSimpsons
... who didn't leave his name.
Bart: Dad, you don't have ten thousand dollars.
Homer: Eh. How are they going to find me?
[at PBS Pledge Central, the "mercury" in a thermometer
display rises all the way to the top and rings a bell]
White: Folks, we've just reached our goal of ten thousand, seven
hundred dollars, and it's all thanks to one generous
caller
Homer: [laughs]
White: But thanks to Insta-Trace, we've learned it's Homer
Simpson, of 742 Evergreen Terrace. [a picture of Homer
appears on the screen. He screams]
Homer: Oh, why did I register with Insta-Trace?
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF11
-- Is "Sig" copyrighted by www.sig.com?
I've only had a little personal experience, but I always thought that letters like these from the courts (indictments, notices of arraignment dates, etc.) were usually sent certified return receipt so that they can be certain that you've gotten the letter.
Am I wrong or are things just different in South Korea?
thank you
only old people get indicted
This is technology and information that has gone to the power of the police state. In the forseeable future, no one will be able to break the law and get away with it.
Pretty soon we will be living in houses with video screens on walls and will be constantly told that in order to have peace, you must have war...oh wait a minute...um nevermind.
He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
For most court things, delivery in person is how it's done. That's the only real way to make sure the right person got it. For criminal complaints, generally you are served by the police, and they arrest you in the process. For civil complaints, you can hire the police to serve the papers (which isn't a bad idea since they keep records) or have someone else do it, but it can't be you.
For things like jury duty notices it's mail, but I don't believe it's certified, just normal mail.
... oh wait.
Seriously, Theres more than a little to be said about making the state at least spare the cost of a certified letter to start the process of removing your liberty. Many parts of society don't need to be more efficient and IMHO this is one of them.
just on the off chance that you might be indicted for some crime, and you want to make sure you don't miss your court date? Wacky. But this is the kind of thing that bureaucrats (not known for deep or particularly critical thinking) are famous for inventing, the whole world over. Like the time that the Social Security Administration here in the U.S. decided to make everyone's SS records accessible simply by typing in one's SSN at their Web site. Brilliant idea that would no doubt have made perfect sense in some Sliders-style alternate universe.
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
"YOU'VE MADE BAIL!"
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
I can see it now...
Name: [____]
Mobile Number: [____]
Postal Code: [____]
Number of Children in Household: [____]
Annual Household Income: [____]
Which of the following magazines do you subscribe to: ...
[ ] Time
[ ] Korean Weekly
[ ]
[ ] Check here if you would like to be notified if your indictment is dismissed
[ ] Check here if you would like to be notified about your indictments in our partner countries
Naturally, the US isn't South Korea, and I'm sure someone out there can correct me if I'm wrong, but In the US, aren't you only legally obligated to respond to a court summons if it has been hand delivered? Or is it that the only way a court can prove you received a summons and subsequently ignored it is if a courier testifies he delivered it to you? I remember my dad ignoring something from the local "Boss Hog" court (small town politics) because it had been sent in the mail.
Put in in the EULA for the phone service. Or hide it with an opt-out clause in the contract. Either would work, and zap! You're served the second you touch the damned thing.
Weaselmancer
rediculous.
http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?t ype=topNews&storyID=2005-12-29T072325Z_01_MCC92648 5_RTRUKOC_0_UK-BRITAIN-TEXT.xml
All right, let's get the fucking "e-mail is for old people" jokes out of the way.
;), lol, j/k, and other markers. :P
See, this is funny because:
1. It is on Slashdot
2. It recycles an old joke.
3. It is cynical.
4. "Cynicle" is spelled wrong.
5. Someone else has already written approximately the same thing.
6. I made a list of why it is funny.
7. I've included the
8. Someone has already thought about writing about how cynical is not spelled incorrectly above.
9. It is ironic.
10. I unnecessarily bring up the subject, defeating my goal of not having it mentioned in the first place.
11. All articles about South Korea need to have the comments mention the e-mail remarks from months ago.
Damn am I jaded.
Most men are not thought unwise until they speak.
12. ???
13. Profit!
Could this be a way of implimenting some sort of tracking system for the criminal element in South Korea? By signing up for this system, you're basically letting the government know yuou're ignorant of the law, and that you're more than likely going to break the law.
An even better idea, "Here's my phone number, just in case I do something wrong, you guys can let me know." Can't imagine anyone would ever abuse that system.
What I dread is when we are assigned a "probability" of winning or losing by an automated "Judge" who simply gives us the opportunity to "opt out" of the process by transferring funds from our account to the plaintiff's account, any time that a lawsuit might happen.
:-)
For instance, say I bump into a lady on the way into a store. She grabs her neck and complains that I caused damage to her spinal cord. She holds up her PDA and I hold up mine, and we swap information. She and I take pictures of the crime scene, including the door and the ground, input some text about what happened into the "central repository for judgements" and wait a few seconds for the results. The judgement proclaims that I was 75% at fault and it will cost me $1,500 now or I will have to go through the process of being sued (which is also automated), which could cost me more (because I'll have to hire an automated lawyer that charges $200 a minute).
What to do? Give the lady someone else's information and RUN!
[During Ned's dinner date with power-player Lindsey Nagel]
Lindsey: With me, you get more than just a Wharton MBA pulling in $200K—I'm getting a fax... [retrieves fax from mini fax machine strapped to ankle]
Oh no, I've just been indicted; gotta go. How's your July? Mine's terrible.
e-dictments would be free but only for those making $50K or less...
the evil rich would have to pay for the privilege of saving the feds the cost of a process server...
Police will have greater powers of arrest in England and Wales after new laws come into force on New Year's Day.
The powers mean people can be arrested for all offences, even minor ones like painting graffiti and dropping litter.
Currently officers can only arrest people suspected of committing crimes with at least a five-year jail sentence - although there are exemptions.
But the powers of arrest will not be automatic, as police officers will have to apply a "necessity test".
Current non-arrestable offences include impersonating a police officer, failing to stop a vehicle when ordered to do so, manufacturing or selling an offensive weapon, failing to hand over a passport to a court and unauthorised access or modification of computer material, which deals with some more minor hacking offences.
I heard they are running a special "Turn yourself in" deal where you geta free digital watch. Seems they also want to save on transportation costs too.
Team Rusty Nuts
You can't rush procrastination!
Are there people in South Korea who get so many indictments, it's worth their time to go apply for this, so that they can save time when all the indictments start rolling in?
I thought Ken Lay's name sounded Chinese, not Korean.
link: BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3558654.stm
KEY POINTS
All offences to be arrestable
Search warrants to cover more than one property, one search and to stay in force longer
Community Support Officers to get range of new powers, including to search detainees
Drug tests allowed on arrest rather than only when a suspect is charged
Fixed penalty fines to pay for more use of automatic number plate recognition technology
New offence of having an incorrectly registered vehicle
New power to stop and search under-18s suspected of carrying fireworks
Allow police to take DNA, fingerprints, shoeprints covertly
Digital photographs of suspects can be taken without consent being given
Heh! When I went to post there was only one comment. By the time I'd finished typing that one line and submitted it - it was redundant! No matter what anyone else says, Slashdot is obviously not going downhill in readership!
:-)
PS: If the guy who posted "You've got Jail!" isn't at +5 yet, please mod him up for me!
Someone put a black hole in my pocket and now I'm broke.
All joking aside, it sounds like the SMS service being created will be used for more than just indictments. From the article:
So, more of a general "correspondence with government offices" SMS service than just for sending indictments.