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AOL Names Top Spam Subjects For 2005

JamesAlfaro writes "Donald Trump and "penis patch" were the most popular subject lines used by spammers this year, as the fraudsters grew more sophisticated in trying to trick consumers, America Online said Wednesday in its third annual Top 10 Spam List. Six out of the 10 top subject lines this year fell into what experts call "special-order spam," which pretend to be from a friend, or part of a legitimate, customer-driven transaction."

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  1. Donald Trump and "penis patch" by Garg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like the title of a children's book from Hell.

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    1. Re:Donald Trump and "penis patch" by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just thought it sounded redundant.

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  2. Sadly... by parasonic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The topics/products that they are using must be effective because they keep the spammers in business. It's horrible, but since these spammers are in business, a LOT of people must be falling for them.

    1. Re:Sadly... by Jeng · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, it means that the spammers are being employed by businesses that are falling for them.

      Doesn't necassarily mean that it is bringing in more business to those who employ spammers.

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    2. Re:Sadly... by jtorkbob · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is true in many cases. But I'm surprised how often I hear of people buying things from spammers.

      It's not that expensive or difficult to send a spam out to, say, two million addresses. Even if 95% are blocked, and only .1% of those who recieve it buy something, that's still 100 sales. Not bad if you're selling a $50 knock-off watch.

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  3. AOL could really help out.... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... you know, something really simple that would help the war on spam.

    1) Clean up your 20 year old database of it's unused usernames
    2)Blacklist any server/ip/whatever that sends email to x amount of disabled accounts (I would say x ==5 but any value really would work)
    3) Publish said blacklist

    There is no way a spammer could avoid an AOL address. Start doing this with hotmail, yahoo mail, netscape mail, whatever mail, and I think we would be able to lock off the "bad" senders a lot faster than projects such as spews.

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    1. Re:AOL could really help out.... by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is a better idea: do this locally.

      Set up two accounts on your mail server (example.org): aaron@example.org and zeke@example.org -- any two names that sound legitimate and sort very early/very late. Then, make sure these two names are well-published; you may put them on your webpage, include them in .sig, whatever.

      When anything hits one of these mailboxes, just block the relevant traffic -- autolearn the piece of spam, _temp_ block the IP and/or bump its score.

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    2. Re:AOL could really help out.... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thanks. Not only do you apparently not understand the full nature of spamhaus, you never even read my full comment, else you wouldnt have made yours.

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    3. Re:AOL could really help out.... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Adn essentially, I imagine a LOT of people do this locally. But AOL is in a unique position, that they are the largest target for spam, and have the EASIEST way of detecting it (by flagging excessive mail to unused accounts). Have that list for the general public to suck down and everyones spam from said places would drop dramatically. The response time could be multitudes faster and more effective than spews

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    4. Re:AOL could really help out.... by Kelson · · Score: 2, Informative
      you should auto scrub your list when mail server your sending to newsletter gives you "550 Mailbox no longer valid"

      ...subject to some minimum amount of time to allow for temporary errors when the server crashes and the admin only gets it halfway back up, or someone breaks the config, or the domain name or hosting contract expires and mail gets routed to a parking server until it's renewed, etc.

  4. Spelling by Tri0de · · Score: 4, Funny

    What I STILL cannot figure out is WHY some jerk off thinks I would refinance my mortgage with, or trust the health and safety of Mr. Happy to, someone who cannot even fucking *SPELL*!!

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    1. Re:Spelling by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...said Tri0de.

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  5. Paypal pfishing by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am suprised that paypal pfishing didn't make the article. I get these every day.

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    1. Re:Paypal pfishing by greysky · · Score: 4, Funny

      I haven't seen any of these. But I have had to re-enter all my financial info into paypal about a hundred times this year.

  6. Bad memory ? by ultranova · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From the article:

    For example, this year's list features "your mortgage application is ready," another claims to have sent "you to the wrong site," and others simply say "thank you" or "re:," as if they are responding to the recipient.

    How can anyone possibly fall for these ? I have the worst memory of anyone I know (or remember ;), and I have no trouble remembering if I have any bending applications or e-mail conversations.

    Or are these things trying to make people think that they've accidentally gotten someone elses mail and might profit by playing along - are these messages trying to tempt people into trying to commit fraud in order to defraud them ? That would be ironic, and essentially the same tactic that Nigerian letters used - could the senders of Nigerian spam claim patent violation ?-)

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  7. AOL by suso · · Score: 3, Funny

    At first I thought you meant AOL tops the list of spam subjects.

    Me too!

  8. FYI by broothal · · Score: 3, Informative
    Here's the list in readable form:

    • Donald Trump Wants You - Please Respond
    • Double Standards New Product - Penis Patch Body Wrap
    • Lose 6-20 inches in one hour
    • Get an Apple iPod Nano, PS3 or Xbox 360 for Free
    • It's Lisa, I must have sent you to the wrong site
    • Breaking Stock News** Small Cap Issue Poised to Triple
    • Thank you for your business. Shipment notification
    • Your Mortgage Application is Ready
    • Thank you Your $199 Rolex Special Included
    • Online Prescriptions Made Easy
    1. Re:FYI by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Strange. Where's Doctor's "The Ultimate Online Pharmaceutical" or Vanessa J. Smith's "Software"? I know I'm not the only one who gets those. And the repetition of the same subject in their respective e-mails should make them show up on the list somewhere. The Rolex and Xbox 360 spams tend to change their subject lines...

    2. Re:FYI by Slashcrap · · Score: 2, Funny

      - Double Standards New Product - Penis Patch Body Wrap
      - Lose 6-20 inches in one hour

      Someone has to try using both of these products at the same time. Let them fight it out and see which one is most effective. We could place bets on whether it ends up longer or shorter.

  9. Most Effective Subject Line by DiGG3r · · Score: 2, Funny

    Click here for Boobies!

  10. Change of Tactics?? by Ed+Almos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm wondering if the spammers are changing tactics. I used to get one spam message at a time but now I get up to a dozen messages from the same slimeball, all with the same subject line. I can't figure out why they do this because it makes spam filtering easy, more than one message with the same subject line and into the bit bucket you go.

    Anyone know why this is happening?

    Ed Almos

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  11. I'm just upset because by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

    Paris Hilton never writes me any more :(

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  12. Re:Need s0ftware? by jtorkbob · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ever head of the many great realtime blackhole lists?

    http://www.spamcop.net/bl.shtml
    http://dnsbl.njabl.org/
    http://ordb.org/

    No need to roll your own. There is even one designed to list dynamic IPs (http://www.dnsbl.nl.sorbs.net/).

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  13. Donald Trumps Penis Patch? by colonslashslash · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Donald Trump and "penis patch" were the most popular subject lines used by spammers this year, as the fraudsters grew more sophisticated in trying to trick consumers"

    Oh yeah, they are getting really sophisticated in their trickery. Who wouldn't open an email with the subject line of "Donald Trump's Penis Patch"?

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  14. Penis Patches.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Penis Patches are of course for Penis Pirates (to go with the little penis parrots)

    Yaaaaaaaaaaargggggh! Avast! I see booty

    (etc etc etc)

  15. And coming to an email client near you in 2006... by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Funny
    • I have this great Sony DRM removal tool
    • Martha Stewart wants to have your child
    • Your dry-cleaning is ready
    • Stock Tip: Microsoft (MSFT)
    • Get 1,000,000 hours of free AOL
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  16. Re:Need s0ftware? by Medievalist · · Score: 4, Insightful


    You don't need to find the lusrs with pwned boxen. They, after all, are only doing what they've been told to do by us technical elitey types.

    You just need to realize that the broadband providers are capable of stopping this problem by themselves, with their existing equipment, and the only reason they don't do it is because it would impact their revenue stream (well, that and the high correlation of greed with stupidity).

    With Comcast's resources at my disposal, I could stop all spam and virus propagation from their networks in a month or less. But a certain number of customers (mostly spammers and other criminals) would stop paying their monthly bill as a result, and thus Comcast has a simple ROI equation: Screw you over, and get paid, do the Right Thing, and don't get paid.

    Easy decision for them, because WE are letting them get away with it. Write your congresscritter, make Comcast (and their ilk) liable for running worm farms.

  17. Re:Need s0ftware? by jtorkbob · · Score: 2

    You are proposing that we block connections to port 25?

    Or some more complicated magic?

    In either case, leave my ISP alone :P

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  18. Re:Maybe the two are linked? by ShibaInu · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think "firing his apprentice" is Donald's term for working his penis patch.

  19. depends... by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Informative

    A listing of this week's subjects:

              10 Subject: Re:
                4 Subject: IMPORTANT MESSAGE
                3 Subject: BE INFORMED ( UNCLAIMED - PRIZE)
                2 Subject: UK LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION Batch: 074/05/ZY369
                2 Subject: AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY
                1 Subject: àúä äåìê ìâìåú àú îä ùàó àçã ìà øåöä ùúãò...
                1 Subject: contact your claims agent
                1 Subject: Your Urgent Attention Is Required
                1 Subject: WINNING NOTIFICATION LETTER.
                1 Subject: Urgent Funds for Investment.
                1 Subject: TRUSTING YOU IN ACTUALIZING THIS
                1 Subject: THANKS
                1 Subject: REQUEST ASSISTANCE/PARTNERSHIP .
                1 Subject: REPLY TODAY PLEASE!!!
                1 Subject: RE: URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED
                1 Subject: Please kindly get back to me.
                1 Subject: PRIVATE AND URGENT
                1 Subject: PRAY FOR ME
                1 Subject: PLEASE TREAT URGENTLY-------
                1 Subject: PLEASE ASSIST
                1 Subject: ONLINE DRAWS
                1 Subject: NOTICE
                1 Subject: NEED YOUR REPLY
                1 Subject: Mrs. Nora Walters(Benefactor).
                1 Subject: Mrs Mary Koffi/ Michael son.
                1 Subject: Martinez
                1 Subject: MY INTRODUCTION
                1 Subject: LAST WINNING NOTIFICATION$$$
                1 Subject: INVESTMENT
                1 Subject: Hope to hear from you soonest.
                1 Subject: Good day
                1 Subject: From: DR. JOSEPH
                1 Subject: FROM DR IBRAHIM DABLA
                1 Subject: FRANCIS SULE
                1 Subject: FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
                1 Subject: FINAL WINNING NOTIFICATION!!!
                1 Subject: Expecting your response.
                1 Subject: Dear Friend.
                1 Subject: Contract Payment From Central Bank Of Nigeria
                1 Subject: Congratulations! You won...
                1 Subject: COULD YOU BE ENTRUSTED WITH US$50,000,000 (?)
                1 Subject: CONTACT YOUR CLAIM AGENT
                1 Subject: CONGRATULATIONS- YOU JUST HIT THE JACKPOT.
                1 Subject: CALL FOR LOTTERY CLAIM!!!!!!!!!!!
                1 Subject: ATTENTON////Pascoe???

    Apparently I get a different kind of spam than AOL.

    1. Re:depends... by SD_92104 · · Score: 2, Informative
      A listing of this week's subjects:
      At least your subjects make sense - here is a sample of the last few I got:

      see homophobia, Brew but iron
      The finish a clansman pothead
      Re: It swim the mangrove
      on Barth, may coney
      An fall it fearful zippy
      on break he steamboat
      I just found out about her. megalomania mantic
      Re: in do no bedside effectiveness

      But then, maybe I am just too stupid to understand all the great things I am missing due to my spam filter...
  20. Re:Need s0ftware? by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Would it really be that much trouble to make one phonecall?

    Example: Comcast (or other huge ISP) blocks port 25 by default. To unblock your port 25, call the 1-800 number and make the request. The End.

    Yes it will add another hoop to jump through, and will undoubtedly complicate things for n00bs trying to setup whatever flavor of e-mail client they want/need to use, but the vast majority of subscribers aren't using this port.

    For companies like Comcast, this is just another added line to the papers they stuff into your self-install kit.

    just my 2 cents

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  21. Wait... by Kaioshin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...so they read the e-mails of their clients?

    Let's say I get some great real-estate offers in my email account. I choose to report it as spam, once. AOL or anyone else gets this mail and they can analyze it or do anything they want with it.
    The next day I get an identical mail and it gets sent to the SPAM folder. Do they have the ability to see this one as well? What if one that isn't spam gets marked as such, but contains sensetive and personal information? ...so is this either "Top 10 Reported spam subject lines" or are they invading our privacy?

  22. Penis patch? by EnsilZah · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, i for one am happy to see the makers of penis are fast to respond to the latest penis exploits.

  23. Mortgage / lending spam by bigberk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For some time, I have been closely tracking levels of mortgage/lending/credit spam received on several email accounts. I am doing this because I am interested in the lending business and hope to see levels of spam correlate with activity in the industry.
    Anyway you can find my data here:
    http://www.perpetualbull.com/mortgage-spam/
    Various regex are used to locate spams of this topic. Not 100% accurate but pretty good

  24. The Essential Spam Quote of the Day by Toxicgonzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

    http://bash.org/?203815

  25. Re:Spam is interesting by jbrader · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thay're actually pretty heavy duty (I'm not going to discuss how I know). You'd have to be engaged in some pretty vigorous activity to damage one.

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  26. I've heard worse ideas. by Medievalist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I'd prefer an approach that puts the burden on the infected PC owners rather than on people who actually have a clue, I'd be willing to make the phonecall.

    And your method would be simple enough that even Comcast might conceivably be competent enough to implement it. Maybe. Unfortunately I am a customer, so I'm kind of pessimistic on that front.

  27. Re:Need s0ftware? by shawb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What this will do is prevent zombie networks from sending out spam.

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  28. and um... by cyberbob2010 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    where does aol fall on this list again?
    You do realize that they send unwanted advertisements to their own customers right?
    Its not as if they are related to AOL services either. For the right price your ad can be sent by AOL to an AOL subscriber FROM AOL

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  29. I always keep my penis up-to-date by dangitman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Always update your penis regularly with the latest patches. It is effective security against viruses and bugs. Just don't use Microsoft patches, as they cause shrinkage and floppiness.

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  30. Re:Spam is interesting by Burning1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Parent is absolutly right. These toys are often quite large and sturdy. Having some knowledge of them I can say with confidence: here in the USA, glass dildo breaks YOU.