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Kong Mirrors Real Evolutionary Paths

CNN has an article pointing out that, though King Kong may be a little extreme, evolutionary gigantism is not out of the question on remote islands. From the article: "There are many examples of what biologists term 'gigantism' on islands. These include the Komodo dragons, the world's largest lizards which can be 10 feet long or more and weigh up to 500 pounds. Found on a few small Indonesian islands, the Komodo -- a recorded man-eater -- is in many ways as chilling as anything from Jackson's fertile imagination."

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  1. Hype time already? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "King Kong," which is reigning at the North American box office this holiday season...

    CNN should label these articles as advertisements. There's little science in the story, and certainly nothing new.

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    1. Re:Hype time already? by saurabhdutta · · Score: 1

      How about the mountain gorillas of rwanada? they have evolved w/o human predators for millions of years. I dont concur that this is an ad stunt by cnn.

    2. Re:Hype time already? by renoX · · Score: 1

      Agreed, quite often those type of stories appear at the same time as the release of major movies without any significant news in the science themselves, disgusting really.

    3. Re:Hype time already? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No kidding. In case anybody hasn't noticed...the new trend in PR is to try to tie whatever you're doing to something scientific. Then you can "borrow" some of their credibility and steal some of their press. Although most of the time there is no real science in these articles...they're just fluff pieces which mention whatever is being promoted. What's funny (and makes them even more annoying) is how transparent they are.

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    4. Re:Hype time already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just maybe the BS CNN article was posted in retaliation to the BS Fox News story from the day before?
      http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,180072,00.html
      Fox's idea of a large margin between Narnia and Kong being only 1.3 million dollars.
      :rolleyes:

    5. Re:Hype time already? by antic · · Score: 0

      Can't remember the exact statistic, but it's significant (e.g., 25% or 50% I think) - anyway, it's said that 25%+ of all material in newspapers and sources like that linked are the work of publicity companies. This is a prime and obvious example. That /. approved it for the front page is pretty crap IMO.

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    6. Re:Hype time already? by Tanktalus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most readers probably only got as far as "You shouldn't blame CNN" before sighing with relief (that CNN isn't a bad guy) and moving on to the next post. You need to get your point across in succinct sound bites.

      "CNN good. Society Bad."

    7. Re:Hype time already? by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should blame the society which has now grown into short attention spanned pleasure seekers

      That "society" you talk about happens to include you. Unless somehow you've been magically exempted from the ranks of short-attention-spanned pleasure seekers.

      Max

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  2. Jackson's imagination?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Uhhh, I hate to nitpick, but which creatures did Jackson imagine in this remake?

    Not to say that the man isn't creative or imaginative, but he certainly didn't invent King Kong...or the brachiosaurus or the T-Rex or the Velociraptor or or or....

    1. Re:Jackson's imagination?? by Eideewt · · Score: 1

      The leech things?

    2. Re:Jackson's imagination?? by eh2o · · Score: 1, Funny

      the penis-worms?

    3. Re:Jackson's imagination?? by YowzaTheYuzzum · · Score: 1

      Not to say that the man isn't creative or imaginative, but he certainly didn't invent King Kong...or the brachiosaurus or the T-Rex or the Velociraptor or or or....

      Actually, there is no T-Rex in the film. From Wikipedia:

      "Apart from Kong, Skull Island is also inhabited by dinosaurs and other large fauna. However, though they may look similar, they are not the familiar species. Inspired by the works of Dougal Dixon, the designers have imagined what 65 million years of evolution would have done to the dinosaurs. Naturally, the creatures are presented as more scientifically accurate than those portrayed in the 1933 version."

      Not to mention the enormous spiders and insects on the island.

    4. Re:Jackson's imagination?? by pranay · · Score: 0

      Now this is what I would call an imaginative remake.

    5. Re:Jackson's imagination?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      No, the penisaurus comes from Flesh Gordon.

    6. Re:Jackson's imagination?? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      See 'Moving Pictures' by Terry Pratchett. Huge girl carrying ape up tall building? Done.

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    7. Re:Jackson's imagination?? by platypibri · · Score: 1
      What this poster lacks is an understanding of what a director does. Textures, setting, lighting, framing the shot, cutting together shots into a cohesive whole, perhaps overseeing design of the sets and effects. These are the oils on a director's palette. While Jackson along with Fran Walsh also wrote the screen play, you can't fault him a a director. The fluidity of the piece, as well as the framing, and even the consistency of the size of the animal relative to the world is completely superior to the original, and nearly every frame is beautiful and a photograph on it's own right. That does actually take an imaginative director, especially when "imagining" a fairly naked shot with so many elements to be put in later.

      I think the fertility of Jackson's imagination is not really in question.

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    8. Re:Jackson's imagination?? by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Dinosaurs are not in the original movie but as far as I recall they are in the book.

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    9. Re:Jackson's imagination?? by thparker · · Score: 4, Informative
      Not to mention the enormous spiders and insects on the island.

      Which were not imagined by Jackson either. But his film does a great job of re-imagining them.

      There were two instances of lost footage from the original King Kong. One was the lost spider pit footage. As in Jackson's version, this scene would have occurred after the crewmen were tossed from the log. The surviving crewmen were attacked and killed by spider and crab like creatures.

      It's not certain how much of this scene was filmed, but some pre-production drawings were definitely done. If it was filmed, it's likely that Merian Cooper destroyed the footage since he felt it broke the momentum of the film.

      The other footage was the material that was censored in 1938. About 4 1/2 minutes were cut, some of which is replicated in Jackson's film. Kong drops a woman from a building after finding it's not Ann Darrow, pulls off some of Darrow's clothing, grinds a native into the ground with his foot and a little more of the same. This footage was later found in an uncensored print from the UK and restored.

      The new 2-disc DVD has the restored 1933 version and includes some pretty cool extras -- apparently, Jackson decided to do a little side project while making Kong. He shot some stop-motion footage to recreate the techniques used to animate Kong, as well as recreating the lost spider pit scene. The extras show this recreation in detail, including Jackson's trip to the hospital to x-ray his original dinosaur puppet from the 1933 film so they can recreate the armature for it. It's worth a look if you're a fan of the original film.

    10. Re:Jackson's imagination?? by c_forq · · Score: 1

      Wrong, they are in the original one. There are brontosaurus like creatures in a lake they raft across and Kong kills a T-Rex. You are probably thinking of the second remake, which didn't include the dinosaurs.

      The original:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0024216/
      The second remake:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074751/
      Jackson's:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360717/

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    11. Re:Jackson's imagination?? by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Probably, I don't remember them very well. Which version had the giant snake?

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    12. Re:Jackson's imagination?? by c_forq · · Score: 1

      The original had a gaint snake, it was the distraction that allowed the girl to escape.

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  3. Leave Jackson out of this! by Anakron · · Score: 2, Funny
    Jackson's fertile imagination

    HAH! Let's see now... The Lord of the Rings and King Kong. Yeah, real original.

    While I loved LOTR (haven't seen Kong), let's call a spade a spade, shall we?

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    1. Re:Leave Jackson out of this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
      While I loved LOTR (haven't seen Kong), let's call a spade a spade, shall we?

      I'm an Australian. I call a spade a bloody shovel.

    2. Re:Leave Jackson out of this! by dangitman · · Score: 1, Informative
      I'm an Australian. I call a spade a bloody shovel.

      That's funny, because even Australians know that spades and shovels are two different tools. A spade has a flat blade. A shovel is more like a scoop.

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    3. Re:Leave Jackson out of this! by Claire-plus-plus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Peter Jackson is certainly capable of originality, ever seen Bad Taste for example? (sick... yes, original... definately) I think if Jackson has been unoriginal then it's a malaise of the entire film industry. Don't forget that in 1999 (or was it 2000) they made Godzilla, an American remake of an American remix of a Japanese movie. The Matrix, a movie praised by many for originality was made by directors/writers who were perfectly aware that there was nothing original about the "unique" style of the movie (you can even buy a box set of the Manga movies that "influenced" the style of the Matrix).

      It seems these days that all Hollywood makes is remakes or rehashings of old ideas. Part of the reason for this could be that decisions to finance or distribute films are made with calculators. Let's face it, it's easy to predict that a remake of a loved film or a loved idea is likely to be successful.

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    4. Re:Leave Jackson out of this! by Kjella · · Score: 2, Informative

      HAH! Let's see now... The Lord of the Rings and King Kong. Yeah, real original.

      Don't know about Kong, but LotR is actually fairly different from the book. It was by many considered to be "unfilmable" and indeed, many parts were cut (Tom Bombadil), changed & added (helm's deep, Galadriel, gollum's demise, sam turning back), transplanted (saruman's defeat, descripion of gray havens), reshuffled (entire timeline of second and third book) and so on.

      Not only do I think a lot of originality went into the film, I think "LotR the movie" was a better movie than "LotR the book" would have been, but that "LotR the book" is the better book (not that there is a book version of the movie). For Tolkien, it's all about the ring, Sam and Frodo. The little love story between two side characters are tucked away in a little appendix, and it sort of fades to nothing with them each going their own way.

      What Jackson pulled off what is almost "LotR meets Romeo & Juliet", and by god, if you manage to look past the fact that it wasn't what Tolkien wrote, it is damn good. Her choice between eternal life alone in the gray havens or to sacrifce everything for love that "can't be" touches many people who couldn't care less about a magical ring that gives superpowers and a bunch of AD&D monsters.

      The only thing I found ridiculous in the LotR movies was that they were able to hold off the nazgul, which are supposed to be so very dangerous... yet some guy and a few hobbits defeat them? That really lacked some workaround.

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    5. Re:Leave Jackson out of this! by pnewhook · · Score: 1
      That's funny, because even Australians know that spades and shovels are two different tools. A spade has a flat blade. A shovel is more like a scoop.
      And. here I thought a spade was a suit in a deck of cards, and a shovel is what you beat your opponent over the head with when you discover him cheating.
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    6. Re:Leave Jackson out of this! by TobyWong · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If your criteria for "originality" stipulates that no external influence or inspiration from other forms of media is allowed then there has never been and never will be an original movie.

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    7. Re:Leave Jackson out of this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, screwing up a movie so much that only the main characters have similar names _does_ require a good deal of imagination.
      WTF are you talking about?
      If I tell you that the Galadhrimm should never appear at Helm's Deep as they had a shoot-on-sight-if-you-come-to-our-lands relation with Rohan, you can call me a Tolkien geek.
      You're an idiot. That's not anywhere in LOTR; you are misconstruing a Galadhrim policy. The Galadhrimm didn't have a "shoot-on-sight-if-you-come-to-our-lands" relationship with Rohan; they had that "relationship" with everyone except other elves and others known to them. Since the Rohirrim never actually went to Lothlorien and knew nothing about it except as a vague rumor, you're bringing up "objections" that even serious Tolkien geeks don't care about. What does the Galadrimm's "border control policy" have to do with whether they could have shown up at Helm's Deep or not? They themselves admitted that times were changing and that they would have to change their old ways; they also, if you have read the appendixes, left Lothlorien to fight Sauron's forces outside of Lothlorien, as far away as Dol Guldur and the middle of Mirkwood. So PJ's placing them at Helm's Deep, although a change from what Tolkien wrote, isn't that implausible at all.
      But if I point at fluorescent Minas Morgul, there is no other explanation than P.J. having had some seriously bad shrooms.
      Turn in your Tolkien geek card at once; you're an imposter. The "fluorescent" Minas Morgul is straight out of LOTR as Tolkien wrote it. For shame! You're not a Tolkien geek, you're just a poser.
    8. Re:Leave Jackson out of this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What Jackson pulled off what is almost "LotR meets Romeo & Juliet", and by god, if you manage to look past the fact that it wasn't what Tolkien wrote, it is damn good. Her choice between eternal life alone in the gray havens or to sacrifce everything for love that "can't be" touches many people who couldn't care less about a magical ring that gives superpowers and a bunch of AD&D monsters.
      The Aragorn/Arwen love story is nearly invisible in the books, but it is much better fleshed out in the appendixes, and what Peter Jackson/Fran Walsh/Philippa Boyens wrote is a fairly good extrapolation of the Arwen/Aragorn story in the appendixes, with inspiration as well (IMO) from the other human male/elf female love stories in The Silmarillion (esp. Beren and Luthien). What they have written is something like what Tolkien might have written had he been inspired to go back and expand the Aragorn/Arwen story in LOTR.

      Good thing Tolkien did not do so, however, or LOTR might never have been published; Tolkien didn't just rewrite parts of LOTR; every time he got a new idea he literally started over and rewrote everything to make the plotlines "fit" the current version of his story; this is why it took Tolkien so long to finish LOTR. So the Arwen/Aragorn storyline got neglected until after LOTR was published and Tolkien began thinking about the appendixes; had he had more time, he might have included more of the actual Aragorn/Arwen love story in the actual text of LOTR.

      And yes, what Jackson/Walsh/Boyens did to expand the Arwen/Aragorn love story did indeed improve the movie by making it more accessible to a wider audience.

      The only thing I found ridiculous in the LotR movies was that they were able to hold off the nazgul, which are supposed to be so very dangerous... yet some guy and a few hobbits defeat them? That really lacked some workaround.
      They didn't defeat them. The Nazgul stabbed Frodo, so they didn't need to stick around, they thought Frodo was all but theirs anyway. Admittedly this is better explained in the book than in the movie; however the movie does make Aragorn look "way cooler" because he's obviously got the moxie to stand up to and fight the Nazgul. So it's not just anyone who can stand up to and fight a Nazgul.
    9. Re:Leave Jackson out of this! by zephc · · Score: 1

      Also, there is Dead Alive which, despite the URL in the link, I really liked. Incidently, and a bit OT, but the movie art looks like the inspiration for the goatse image.

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  4. Jackson's imagination? by LarsWestergren · · Score: 4, Informative

    If anyone should get the credits for inventing King Kong, shouldn't it be Merian C. Cooper and Edgar Wallace? Not to mention previous works by Jules Verne and others...

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    1. Re:Jackson's imagination? by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      They did the outline. Jackson and crew managed to turn a 100 minute movie into a 3+ hour story.

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  5. Not 'evolved' just better fed. by baryon351 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One point in the article seems incorrect to me.

    The house mice -- believed to have made their way to Gough decades ago on sealing and whaling ships -- have evolved to about three times their normal size.

    I have raised a couple of generations of house mice from a captured pair at my parent's place, and while that original pair were the same size as any other house mouse, about an inch and a half from nose to the base of their tail, their offspring raised in my tank and fed well (ok, overfed :) were every bit as big as fancy mice, four inches or more long from nose to tail base. Going by volume they were well over three times the size of their parents, probably closer to 5. All it took was a regular diet of pet mouse grains, crickets and burger mince.

    They were certainly fatter, but also MUCH larger at a base level.

    1. Re:Not 'evolved' just better fed. by arose · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's all very nice, but did they taste better?

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    2. Re:Not 'evolved' just better fed. by deleveld · · Score: 1
      Dont forget that the ability of a species to get bigger with good feeding, or conversely to remain small with limited feeding, is also a genetic trait that has some selection pressure. This helps species adapt to varying access to resources. Individuals who got bigger faster in rich times may be able to out-compete others when times are lean. Of course if they get too big the number of individuals that the envrionment can support declines and populations get more sensitive for inbreeding-like genetic defects.

      Your point about feeding is important though as it draws attention to the incredibly bad science in the article. They imply that evolution could 'make' king-kong like aminals. There has to be at least several hundered for sufficient genetic variation to avoid inbreeding. These hundered king-kongs need to eat a lot, but what is available is such large quantities?

      Even if for some unthinkable reason a king-kong popped into existence it would be dead from starvation in two weeks and no one would ever see it.

    3. Re:Not 'evolved' just better fed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      it's only about the size of an elephant and smaller than a mammoth.

    4. Re:Not 'evolved' just better fed. by TuringTest · · Score: 2, Funny

      There has to be at least several hundered for sufficient genetic variation to avoid inbreeding. These hundered king-kongs need to eat a lot, but what is available is such large quantities?

      What? Hundreds of Tyrannosaurus-Rexes, of course!

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    5. Re:Not 'evolved' just better fed. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the virgin sacrifices.

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    6. Re:Not 'evolved' just better fed. by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      So you think that the fact you were able to grow fat mice from your parents contradicts the scientific evidence that there is a genetic difference between mice on that island and on the mainland?

      BTW, its not just that they are bigger than normal mice, they are also more aggressive. They have been known to attack birds much larger than themselves (and have become a threat to the local bird populations).

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    7. Re:Not 'evolved' just better fed. by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      You can't make such an overarching statement because your observation is anecdotal and not emperical. Really, did you even weigh the food, measure length, or weigh your test subjects? Really, you creationist nutjobs need to but out of serious scientific dialogue like this. The evolution of King Kong is well documented going back to the old black and white documentary.

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  6. What this really means... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Hollywood is an island unto itself. Where the flops get bigger and bigger while quality entertainment gets smaller and smaller. This is why some of the better movies are coming from New Zealand. I guess there are no intelligent designers among the Hollywood beancounters to save the day.

    1. Re:What this really means... by TheZorch · · Score: 1

      This is why Hollywood is so afraid of Independent Movie Studios.

      First of all, they can't control them because most Inde studios are in another country. Second, there are no laws preventing Inde studios from making films. And third, Hollywood studios don't usually get to share in the profits of a Inde film that makes it big until the time to distribute it on DVD comes along.

      Why do you think it took so long for Inde films finally get recognition in the Oscars?

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  7. Side note on Kodomo dragons by JanneM · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Corante had a intersting piece on the origins of reptile venoms last fall:

    http://www.corante.com/loom/archives/2005/11/21/wh ich_came_first_the_snake_or_the_venom.php/

    My choice quote - at the very end, and the only tenuous link to the present subject:

    And if you do happen to get bit by a Komodo dragon, you'll be able to be distracted from the effects of its venom by the fact that your arm is missing.
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    1. Re:Side note on Kodomo dragons by Unnngh! · · Score: 1

      Komodo dragons are not, AFAIK, venomous. When they eat, some of the meat sticks in their teeth and rots, creating a very deadly batch of bacteria. The dragons are very fast at short distances but not good distance runners...they will often strike a prey once and let the bacteria finish it off, since they cannot keep up with larger animals like deer. I know that some of the Komodo dragons in captivity in the US are being studied to figure out why the sceptic bacteria does not kill them, as well.

    2. Re:Side note on Kodomo dragons by Unnngh! · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually on taking a further look it appears that Komodo's aren't a special case after all...just a couple months ago it was found that they have venom. Nevermind:( http://www.abc.net.au/rn/science/ss/stories/s15209 86.htm

  8. I propose a new term! by Anakron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Content free article (or has that already been proposed?)
    Being the cool dudes we are, let's shorten that to CFA. There's nothing even mildly interesting in the linked article. It reads like an advertisement for King Kong.

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    1. Re: I propose a new term! by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 1

      There's nothing even mildly interesting in the linked article. It reads like an advertisement for King Kong.

      There are an awful lot of "articles" nowadays that happen to coincide with a movie or DVD release. :( It's reassuring that I'm not the only one who has noticed this.

  9. Anyone actually see the movie? by inflex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Over here (Australia) it seems very much to have flopped. I myself haven't even the slightest inclination of going to see it - did they stuff up the marketing here or is it just a dead movie?

    1. Re:Anyone actually see the movie? by bezzer · · Score: 1

      I went and saw it in the cinema yesterday, and after being out for a week most of the seats were full. There were a lot of people at the movies though, since it was a public holiday. According to this site, it seems that it was 2nd after LWW last week, so it's not doing too bad.

    2. Re:Anyone actually see the movie? by ROMRIX · · Score: 1

      I did. Or at least the first half. Granted the CGI WAS TRULY FANTASTIC! The movie sucked big time... It was hard to sit and watch not because of the extended length of the film but most of the scenes just drag on, and on, and on, and on, and on... well you get the point. (seriously needs about twenty more "and on's" in there though.) I was like "Come on get to the next scene already!" The clincher was the scene where they were being chased through a narrow canyon. They ran for like half an hour dodging dinos running under their feet and stuff without getting touched. jeeze.. ya it looked cool but come on! I get the frikin point already! they're runnin! they're scared! lets go already! Every scene was like that. Jackson could have (should have) cut out half of the redundant crap and it would have been a decent movie!
      I left half way through, couldn't take any more... I went with a friend, he left too. His only comment was, "It looked good but it sucked!"
      Don't get me wrong I loved the LOTRs, other than some sound problems, (volume going from so low you couldn't hear what they were saying, to so frickin screamin ass loud it blew out my right ear drum! I've had two infections in that ear since then) they were all three great flicks.
      I think Jackson is just a little full of himself on this one.
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  10. Fluff piece by ljhiller · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This reads like a story invented in a Reuters reporter's head, with out-of-context quotes from scientists to support his clever idea. Anybody that followed the homo floresiensis story knows that large mammals tend to become dwarves on islands.

    1. Re:Fluff piece by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily true. The homo floresiensis or "hobbit" discussion just shows that both developments are possible.

    2. Re:Fluff piece by Timo_UK · · Score: 1

      It was no doubt written to promote King Kong, and CNN probably paid nothing to very little for the rights to print it. Cheap way to fill the pages. This should have to be labeled as advert.

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    3. Re:Fluff piece by gmcgath · · Score: 1

      The article says that gigantism happens "because of isolation and a lack of competition," and this isolation from competitors explains Kong's giant size. The writer must be talking about some other remake of King Kong which I never heard of.

    4. Re:Fluff piece by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. Both dwarfism and gigantism happen when species become isolated on islands/other habitats... As was mentioned in the A if only you had bothered to pay attention!

    5. Re:Fluff piece by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. Things Larger than rabbits get smaller. Things Smaller than Rabbits get bigger. So yes, Both Happen. What does this have to do with Kong again?

  11. King Kong is about human behaviours, not evolution by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Agreed. Although, having said that, I was suprised by the new King Kong film. It really does try to do something new with an old film, rather than just watering it down and selling it as a basic adventure or feel-good movie.

    King Kong isn't really about big creatures or evolution, though. It's about how humans are sacrificing nature on the altar of concrete monuments to our own "achievements".

  12. Totally incorrect for mammals by melkorainur · · Score: 0

    Mammals shrink on islands and smaller ecosystems. See pygmy elephants in islands in India. It's reptiles that increase in size.

    1. Re:Totally incorrect for mammals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm not entirely true depends on how you look at it. after all who's law is it, I forget, that puts some relationship between median size of all mammals on a landmass and plots it against land area. if you do that it's very striking that median size drops as land area goes up. but most animals are the size of rats anyway, picking on elephants is only a tiny part of the story - there are hardly any of them.

    2. Re:Totally incorrect for mammals by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Mammals shrink on islands and smaller ecosystems. See pygmy elephants in islands in India. It's reptiles that increase in size.

      No. Some animals of both types get smaller and Some animals of both types get larger. It is nothing to do with whether they are mammals or reptiles.

  13. Does anybody have suggestions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for websites like how slashdot used to be?? With actual tech stories. You know, news for nerds, stuff that matters. If I wanted watered down advertisements for hollywood I'd read Entertainment Tonight or whatever it is called. Anybody else notice that Zonk's stories don't seem to have any submitters? They just magically end up in the queue. I for one check /. now 2 or 3 times a day, where in the past it was almost a sickness with the refresh button. Anybody else feel slash has jumped the shark?? Any websites that are still GEEKY??

  14. Re:In Soviet Russia by carlvlad · · Score: 1

    lameness filter not working?

  15. *JACKSON*'s imagination? by solios · · Score: 1

    Kong's a remake. The LOTR trilogy were books first. He may have a talent for visualizing but these are NOT his stories.

    1. Re:*JACKSON*'s imagination? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      The parts of the LoTR movie script that he had Fran write are original. Fran didn't seem to care for the books- she talks a lot in the DVD commentary about her improvements on Tolkien's story to "give the audience something to care about". Usually during those scenes everyone hates.

      Fran has writing credits in Kong, which is harder to mess up since there is no canonical form of the story for her to deviate from. I haven't seen it but I'm guessing the gorilla-heroine romance gets developed to hell in this version.

    2. Re:*JACKSON*'s imagination? by solios · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't surprise me. :|

      Liv Tyler and ELVES AT HELMS DEEP just totally make my nuts SCREAM in agony. Nevermind the original Tolkein incongruity of Teh Undead Army - I can almost stomach that, but man. Liv and the overdone, nuked-to-DEATH sequence of over-endings put me off. Probably because I had to pee. :P

      I've seen some of the commentary on a couple of the movies - a friend of mine STILL tents his fucking khakis at the mention of anything even related to LOTR - and from what I've seen, I completely agree with what you've stated - the lower quality bits are totally the ones that WETA and crew have added to "improve" the original.

      Conversely - and I say this as a creator - it's hard to not want to put your stamp on a thing. Especially when, in their case, the original creator isn't around to dissaprove of the alterations!

  16. Gigantism in People by mr.henry · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This guy has been on Coast to Coast AM a couple times to speak about gigantism in people. He has a pretty extensive website. From the intro:

    Stretch your mind back to childhood. What giants do you remember? Jack and the Beanstalk? Hercules? Paul Bunyan? Goliath? What were you told and what did you read? With the exception of Goliath and an occasional ornery cyclops, legends emphasized their innate goodness, eye-popping feats accomplished with unparalleled strength, victories over the bad guys and all performed by "gentle giants". What if it were all a lie? What if the truth were something much MUCH more sinister?

    1. Re:Gigantism in People by JanneM · · Score: 1, Funny

      So, Dan obviously didn't get any brains. Steve obviously didn't either. Somewhere out there, there is a Quayle brother who's dangerously smart.

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    2. Re:Gigantism in People by Decaff · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This guy has been on Coast to Coast AM a couple times to speak about gigantism in people. He has a pretty extensive website. From the intro:

      When a website contains a phrase like this:

      "I have invested over 30 years researching the vast history of giants. It has, for the most part, been kept from the public. Proof of giants' existence - their skeletal remains - has been quickly secreted away in obscure museums, when not destroyed."

      You know it is not worth reading. Yet more pseudoscience combined with conspiracy theories...... how boring.

    3. Re:Gigantism in People by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      You know it is not worth reading. Yet more pseudoscience combined with conspiracy theories...... how boring.

      imho you're reading it all wrong. This:

      "I have invested over 30 years researching the vast history of giants."

      is some funny stuff :-)

    4. Re:Gigantism in People by node+3 · · Score: 1

      When a website contains a phrase like this:
      [snip]
      You know it is not worth reading. Yet more pseudoscience combined with conspiracy theories...... how boring.


      Usually you can just stop at: "This guy has been on Coast to Coast AM"

    5. Re:Gigantism in People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep on worshipping at that altar of Boas.

    6. Re:Gigantism in People by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Keep on worshipping at that altar of Boas.

      I have no idea what you are talking about, but the idea that anyone would hide skeletons of giants, when such evidence would win the finders huge international fame (just look at the fuss over the 'Hobbit' discovery) is rabid nonsense.

    7. Re:Gigantism in People by rycamor · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, we should take Steve Quayle seriously. Heh.

  17. And yet by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    The hippopotamus is one of the most dangerous of wild animals...

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  18. duh! missed the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    huh? did the author miss a little bit of history here? The original King Kong idea WAS based on the knowledge of isolationistic giant evolution. KK would not exist had it not been for a bit of science fiction with background knowledge. that the story has been rewritten slightly for modern tastes is not a point for discussion.

  19. Yup... by manavendra · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...the new human species, Homo floriensis, observes quite the opposite of the evolutionary path - standing at under 1meter tall

    What's more, it is thought they spent most of their time in trees :

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/10/10 27_041027_homo_floresiensis.html
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3948165.stm

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    1. Re:Yup... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "...observes quite the opposite..."

      Not really. Both articles (and others) indicate normal mammalian trends would be shrinking. The only 'problem' is the lack of precursor H.erectus fossils. This is because they haven't been found yet or because H.floriensis boated it. If the latter, they still came from other islands to this one.

  20. Gigantism by Solokron · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Coconut crabs (Birgus Latro) are pretty huge. They co-exist only with birds that are non-threatening on small tropical islands. It is probably the largest terrestrial arthropod in the world. http://www.arkive.org/species/GES/invertebrates_te rrestrial_and_freshwater/Birgus_latro/

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  22. Re:King Kong is about human behaviours, not evolut by Drakonite · · Score: 1

    It's been a long time since I've seen it... but isn't that what the original movie was all about as well?

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  23. Seeing as the whole article is irrelevant... by bushboy · · Score: 1

    ... I'm wondering when critics will finally realise that PJ's Kong is a really bad movie.

    Yeah yeah, I get it, he was creating a modern action movie as a sort of homage to the old B movies he loved as a child. Someone should've told him that modern movie goers are a little more sceptical about "indestructible lead actors" than they were 50 years ago.

    They also should've pointed out that end-to-end action is all great fun, unless it runs for 60 minutes more than most people can stomach, featuring gun FX circa 1950 and Brody having giant critters shot off his body with a 1930's machine gun, hardly designed for accuracy.

    It was a rotten movie and about as good as this "it's a slow day" story...

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    1. Re:Seeing as the whole article is irrelevant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movie had its flaws as do most movies. I, however, thought it was very good. It did have a little too much emphasis on giant creatures other than Kong attacking the party in the middle. Also, the rest of the crew seemed to come out of no where to save everyone a little too often. Your point of the Thompson being used to shoot off the insect is granted. But if Nicholas Cage can kill a Japanese sniper hiding in a tree from 200 yards away with one, why can't a deck swabber shoot giant grasshoppers off a Adrien Brody from 10 feet away? I am just saying some suspending disbelief is necessary in most movies, especially science fiction/fantasy movies.

  24. Jackson's imagination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > the Komodo [...] is in many ways as chilling as anything from Jackson's fertile imagination

    Obviously the writer never saw Meet the Feebles

  25. Come on... by DarkIye · · Score: 0
    Stop badgering the poor guy. He might have a 'fertile' (sick freaks) imagination, but he's not guilty, alright?

    (Warning - post contains sarcasm)

  26. hey Baby, by dangitman · · Score: 0

    I'm going to a remote island. Wanna come along and experience the gigantism? It's not out of the question, you know.

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  27. JACKSON'S imagination? by TomServo_1 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hey now, let's leave Tito and his Neverland Ranch fantasties out of this.

  28. Sad... by kripkenstein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    +3 Interesting? I guess pseudoscience is always more interesting than science, isn't it.

    1. Re:Sad... by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      Well, it is interesting to see what fantasies people can come up with

  29. Re:King Kong is about human behaviours, not evolut by Stalyn · · Score: 5, Funny
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  30. Limit on size? by RickPartin · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing some scientist on TV explain why giant ants the size of buildings would never work because living things just do not scale like that. When it gets too large the structure would not support it. Would the same apply to an ape? Common sense makes me think as long as everything enlarges evenly a creature could become infinitely huge. Someone correct me on this because I've never understood the logic of it.

    1. Re:Limit on size? by Khuffie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not necessarily. If you think about it in terms of architecture, it may be easier to understand. Look at your living room or bedroom. The ceiling is probably being supported by the four walls on each side. The room is small enough that the ceiling doesn't require support in the middle. If you scale the room a 100 times, the distance between the main supports (the side walls) would be too large to support the ceiling without additional support, either via poles or other means. I'd guess the same thing would apply to creatures. If you look at Robert Wadlow, the world's tallest man, he had trouble walking due to his size.

    2. Re:Limit on size? by Mark+J+Tilford · · Score: 3, Informative

      The problem is the square/cube ratio. Double all linear dimensions, and volumes / weights go up by a factor of eight; areas only go up by a factor of four. So exactly doubling a creature would double the amount of weight per unit area, and the joints wouldn't be strong enough.

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    3. Re:Limit on size? by _Shorty-dammit · · Score: 1

      yeah, I seem to recall hearing something along these lines in grade/high school. Something like our bones aren't much different than an elephant's and this is the reason they aren't speed demons. They're so big and heavy that even if their muscles were strong enough to make them run as fast as cheetahs or jump as nimbly as lighter animals their bones wouldn't be able to withstand the forces. It's been a couple decades since I was in school and vaguely paying attention to the elephant talk that day, but it was something along those lines, hehe.

    4. Re:Limit on size? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Elephants don't run like other animals but thier top speed is still comprable to a champion sprinter.

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    5. Re:Limit on size? by Claire-plus-plus · · Score: 2, Informative

      I remember from my university biology classes why giant insects are impossible. Insects breathe through breathing pores, the air enters their body through the entire surface of their carapace. Apparently if they get over a certain size the core of their bodies would die of oxygen starvation in the time It takes the air to get into their sustem.

      Now think about big mammals. Imagine the size of the heart that would be needed to pump blood against gravity into King Kong's brain. Imagine the muscles that would be needed to force enough air into the lungs. Gravity would collapse lungs over a certain size.

      Now, I imagine giant reptiles would find it easier than giant mammals. Their metabolism requires less oxygen and thus the requirement to breate might be tolerable. Though I would hazard that the size of the biggest dinosaurs that did exist was probably the size of the biggest that could exist.

      Additionally, it makes sense to me that of all animals an ape would be least likely to survive at that kind of size. Apes have the largest brains in land mammals (besides ours) and the glucose requirements for a brain like that would be phenomenal. So, King Kong could never actually exist.

      But I will ignore that and go watch the movie anyway. After all Go-Jira is one of my favorite movies of all time.

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    6. Re:Limit on size? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is completely true because our weight is determined by our body's density and volume. However, our strength is more or less determined by the cross-sectional area of our muscles. So, if you quadruple a creature's dimensions, it's volume and weight increases SIXTY-FOUR times! However, its muscle strength only increases about SIXTEEN times. Imagine you are 150 lbs and can easily walk around with 50 lbs on your back. If you were sixteen times stronger, you could weigh 3200 lbs, and you would be fine (but you couldn't carry around any weight). However, this is nowhere close to a weight of 9600 lbs (4^3 times 200 lbs) that you would be if you were four times your size. This is why it would be impossible to have creatures on the scale of the creatures in King Kong. Their own weight would crush them.

    7. Re:Limit on size? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Almost, but no.

      "...the air enters their body through the entire surface of their carapace..."
      They have spiracles. Tubes running around similar to your veins. The air can be pumped through these by rudimentary bellows, but it's basically passive.

      "Gravity would collapse lungs over a certain size."
      True, but not Kong's. Brachiosaurus was much bigger.

      "... I would hazard that the size of the biggest dinosaurs that did exist was probably the size of the biggest that could exist."
      Maybe. But, they probably weren't cold-blooded either. Definitely not reptiles.

      "Apes have the largest brains in land mammals (besides ours) and ... King Kong could never actually exist."
      No. Elephants have a brain weighing 7500g, opposed to a human 1400+.

      "But I will ignore that and go watch the movie anyway."
      Enjoy.

    8. Re: Limit on size? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > Now think about big mammals. Imagine the size of the heart that would be needed to pump blood against gravity into King Kong's brain. Imagine the muscles that would be needed to force enough air into the lungs. Gravity would collapse lungs over a certain size.

      There are also issues of proportion. If you scale a creature up, mass goes up as the cube of the linear size, but the cross section of the leg bones goes up only as the square of the linear size. There's no way an ape could grow to that size and still be shaped like an ape.

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    9. Re:Limit on size? by localman · · Score: 1

      No reason to think that a larger animal has a larger brain... elephants and whales still have smaller brains than ours. King Kong needn't be an exception.

    10. Re:Limit on size? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No reason to think that a larger animal has a larger brain... elephants and whales still have smaller brains than ours.

      I'm not sure where you got that idea, but it's incorrect. Elphants and whales have much larger brains than we do. You're probably thinking of the ratio of brain size to body size. That's where humans "win" (and it strikes me as a "...best 2 out of 3?"-type face-saving attempt), with much larger ratios of brain mass to total body mass than the aforementioned animals. However, we are beaten there by other animals... such as mice. Also a Bottlenose Dolphin will beat a morbidly obese human, who has much more body mass but no more brain mass.

      http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2003/RachelScottRos enbluth.shtml

    11. Re: Limit on size? by MojoStan · · Score: 1
      If you scale a creature up, mass goes up as the cube of the linear size, but the cross section of the leg bones goes up only as the square of the linear size. There's no way an ape could grow to that size and still be shaped like an ape.

      Galileo wrote about this more than three and a half centuries ago in Discorsi and sketched a nice illustration comparing femurs from different animals of different sizes. In his illustration, the longer femur was about 2.5 times longer but about 10 times wider. As S.J. Gould wrote in his "Size and Shape" essay in Ever Since Darwin:

      He (Galileo) argued that the bone of a large animal must thicken disproportionately to provide the same relative strength as the slender bone of a small creature.

      In that same essay, Gould also explained in his clear way the relationship between growing larger (length), surface area (length x length), and volume (length x length x length). In addition to bone strength, many other functions of animals that depend upon surfaces must serve the entire volume of the body. In a gorilla, digested food passes to the body through the surfaces of the small intestine. Oxygen is absorbed through the surfaces of the lungs.

      So King Kong's leg bones would need to be much, much thicker. His chest cavity and intestine area would also need to much, much bigger to support his oxygen and digestion needs. That would be a very oddly-shaped ape. Don't let that ruin the movie, though.

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    12. Re:Limit on size? by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Uh, elephants, which are very large mammals with very large brains (much larger than a human's, as noted by another poster) are more than capable of beating gravitiy and surviving. Baluchitherium is the largest known land mammal to have ever lived, and it grew to twice the size of elephants. Of course these animals had body structures specially designed to carry their size, so Kong's porportions may in fact be impossible (he would need very thick legs, especially if were to be capable of bipedal motion), but you can say that about most Hollywood actresses.

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    13. Re:Limit on size? by coopex · · Score: 1

      Exactly. That's why the biggest creature that exists and has ever existed is the elephant, because dinosaurs would've been crushed by their own weight.

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  31. Re:Evolution ... Evolution ... Evolution ... by bheading · · Score: 1

    Enough of the Steve Ballmer impressions already!

  32. Foster's Rule by Cyberllama · · Score: 4, Informative

    If anyone's interested, the principal described in the article is a special case of something called Foster's rule -- which you can google if interested.

    In my opinion, more interesting than the giant species are pgymy species also created by the same effect. Pygmy Mammoths likely survived far longer than their gigantic counterparts before going extinct, as there is evidence of them being alive as recently as 5000 years ago on a few select islands. In fact, if I recall correctly, there is an egyptian painting which many suggest appears to be the pharoah or some lesser ruler recieving one as a gift. My details on this are a bit sketchy, so those genuinely interested should take their queries to google . . .

    Some of you may also remember the somewhat controversial discovery of a species of pygmy hominid described as "hobbit-like" that was discussed on Slashdot about a year back -- those fossils were also from a rather isolated island . . .

    1. Re:Foster's Rule by Shelled · · Score: 1
      "...the principal described in the article is a special case of something called Foster's rule..."

      Jackson's films are best viewed under the influence of Fosters?

    2. Re:Foster's Rule by mabu · · Score: 1

      If anyone's interested, the principal described in the article is a special case of something called Foster's rule

      Is Foster the head of the PR company that has minions of underlings invading all media with King Kong marketing propaganda?

    3. Re:Foster's Rule by klept · · Score: 1

      The smaller survived longer? Could be metabilism

  33. Re:Peniston-Bird is a real name by Billy+Donahue · · Score: 0


    Awesome! Her first, um, "job":

        Moby Dick (1998) (TV) (special effects assistant)

    Of course, her big break was:

        Sexy Beast (2000) (third assistant director: Spain)

    Also of note:

        Phoenix Blue (2001) (third assistant director)

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  34. It's size that matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It's not the class, it's the size. According to the "island rule", islands don't provide the territory or food to support a diversity of larger animal species, especially very large animals such as elephants, so for the species that aren't killed off entirely, runts are favored. With the size, number, and variety of upper-level predators greatly reduced, smaller animals can grow larger (which provides advantages such as better body temperature control, more food and water storage, and being a more difficult kill for larger small predators) without risking as much lethal attention from predators.

    There are exceptions and there is debate about the details of the island rule mechanism or whether it's even a valid idea at all, but the rule does NOT support the idea that a gorilla-sized animal would get even larger on an island. The factors that keep a large, top-tier animal from getting bigger - finite food supply, body design and that pesky square-cubed law - aren't likely to stop being issues on an island.

    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/eden/giants.html

  35. Komodo Dragon == Island Dwarfism != Gigantism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Komodo dragons appear to be close relatives, or an offshot of Megalania prisca, which was up to 23 feet long (and lived in the continent of Australia) - in other words Komodos would be an example of island **Dwarfism**

    They only appear big, because their bigger continental cousins became extinct (BTW in relatively recent times - approx 19,000 years ago or less)

  36. The real source by illtron · · Score: 3, Informative

    I love how nobody at Slashdot seems to understand sourcing an article.

    CNN has an article ------------ No. Nope. Wrong.

    CNN is running an article. ------------ YES!

    CNN is running a Reuters article. Learn to understand the god damn difference. This article is running on dozens of other sites out there, yet you just gave CNN credit for it. If I were one of these AP, Reuters, AFP, UPI, or [insert wire service here] writers, I'd be annoyed when nobody could figure out how to properly attribute my work.

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    1. Re:The real source by mabinogi · · Score: 2, Informative

      "CNN has an article" does not actually say anything about the source - all it says is that they have an article they have the rights to publish, which they do.

      If the post had said "CNN have written an article" then it would be wrong, but there's nothing wrong with saying they have it.

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    2. Re:The real source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If the post had said "CNN have written an article"

      CNN is a singular agency, and should therefore be referred to as such. Please use correct wording from now on.

    3. Re:The real source by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      No, I won't.

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  37. So much for ID and FSM by draxredd · · Score: 1

    Giant Gorilla Design, now in every Science Classrooms !

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  38. Internationalization by hunte · · Score: 1

    10 feet = 3 meters
    and
    500 pounds = 226.796185 kilograms

    http://en.wikipedia.org.nyud.net:8090/wiki/Komodo_ Dragon

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  39. You know what? by exley · · Score: 1

    I don't care, as long as it's not three bloody hours long.

    ... in many ways as chilling as anything from Jackson's fertile imagination.

    Okay, I have never seen the original King Kong. However, from what I understand, much of Jackson's Kong followed the original, so this wasn't so much a product of his "imagination" as his self-indulgence. Can we please stop fellating this guy now? If his films were half as long as they are they might be decent, but making them overly long with a bunch of FX doesn't automatically make them great and important.

  40. junk psuedoscience by m0llusk · · Score: 1

    The reasons that creatures become gigantic have to do with lack of competition and predation, neither of which is the case in the environment in which King Kong lives.

    1. Re:junk psuedoscience by damsa · · Score: 1

      I believe Kong, the story is based on story back in the 1920s when the first Komodo dragons were imported into zoos in America.

  41. the opposite is true, too by acroyear · · Score: 1

    just as some islands have created giants, other islands have shown a trend to producing pygmies, particularly in the elephant family (mammoths found off the coast of north america) and in the hominids (modern pygmies and homo floresiensis).

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  42. You missed the point by nwbvt · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The article wasn't arguing that King Kong was possible, in fact it clearly states that it is not. It is going into an interesting scientific topic and alluding to a new movie to make it more interesting.

    You see this kind of thing happen all the time. For instance, since the Da Vinci Code came out, I have seen plenty of historic tv specials on channels like the History channel that allude to that book in order to gain popularity (think "Da Vinci and the Code He Lived By"). That doesn't change the fact that Dan Brown is an idiot who has no idea what he is talking about 99% of the time and whose books contain nothing factual at all, nor does it make those specials psuedoscience. These specials have nothing to do with the book, they are just feeding off its popularity.

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  43. Now this flick was imaginative.... by protocoldroid · · Score: 0

    "Meet The Feebles" co-written and directed by Peter Jackson, now -that- is imaginative.... And there's only one way to describe it if you haven't seen it -- Muppets on crack.

    Meet the Feebles is also a commentary on evolution. Just as the Beetles evolved from bubble-gum music to psychadelic music, muppets evolved from polite entertainment for children into coke sniffing, prostitute banging adult entertainers :)

    1. Re:Now this flick was imaginative.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just about to pop my cookies!

  44. Peter Jackson is from NZ :) by protocoldroid · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Peter Jackson is from NZ :) by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Funny... I thought the Hobbits were from New Zealand. :P

  45. Oy vey. Jackson didn't imagine this. by millennial · · Score: 1

    Straight from IMDB.
    King Kong (1933)

    Writing credits: Merian C. Cooper and Edgar Wallace

    Not Peter Jackson! Give credit where credit is due.

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  46. think outside of the box by llamaxing · · Score: 1

    A lot of you are getting annoyed about how Jackson is being praised for his originality and such. And then many of you point out LotR and Kong -- both were created by other guys. Understandable. But try thinking outside of the box. LotR is a trilogy of books written by Tolken. The only [decent] movie even remotely based on Tolken's work was The Hobbit, an animated feature. And if something was made on the triolgy, it certainly wasn't 9 hours long. But that's the beauty of Jackson's films. He interpretted the content in the three books and was able to show us a damn-close idea of what Tolken may have wanted. Likewise, there are people who never heard of Lord of the Ring prior to his movies; I'm sure they now know a good idea of the storyline. As for Kong, admittedly, I've never seen the older versions. But think of it in terms of "hey, it doesn't suck!" And that, my friends, is something special. =)

  47. Island gigantism by Nuffsaid · · Score: 1

    Speaking as the last living Flores Man, I can well see what isolation has done to you poor Sapiens. Indeed, being segregated away from our beautiful Flores land somehow made your bodies huge, probably to the detriment of your brains. I can't imagine what life conditions you must endure living cramped on that small rock you call "World", but overcrowding alone must make it terrible! At least, based on what I read daily here on Slashdot.
    Best regards.

    P.S.: Anybody here with a short sister?

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  48. Da Vinci Code by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    When The Da Vinci Code started gaining popularity, I read so many comments about how well researched the book was, which is quite funny, considering the whole premise of the book is based on a less than 50 year old prank. Not to mention one of the paintings featured in the book not even being in the Louvre, and a myriad of other factual errors he makes.

    Cheers.

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    1. Re:Da Vinci Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's almost like it was fiction...

    2. Re:Da Vinci Code by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      You dumbass. The premise of the book was supposed to be based on facts that Brown "researched." He explains it in the fore/afterward. He believed that the Priory was real. He should have been a little more skeptical of his sources.

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  49. Re:Evolution ... Evolution ... Evolution ... by Decaff · · Score: 1

    *Evolution ... Evolution ... Evolution ... if I just repeat it enough times, maybe I could start believing it. Now repeat after me ... Evolution ... Evolution ... Evolution ...

    * I mean macro evolution of course.


    Seeing as macro evolution is nothing but 'micro evolution' repeated enough times, this might just work!

  50. The crocodile is the largest lizard by ugmoe · · Score: 1
    >>These include the Komodo dragons, the world's largest >>lizards which can be 10 feet long or more and weigh up >>to 500 pounds.

    Isn't the crocodile the world's largest lizard?

    http://www.britannica.com/eb/article-38416

    The crocodiles are the largest and the heaviest of present-day reptiles. In former times the Nile crocodile (Crocodilus niloticus) and the estuarine crocodile (Crocodilus porosus) attained a length of almost nine metres (about 30 feet), but today, specimens rarely exceed six metres (20 feet). Other species, for example, the smooth-fronted caiman (Paleosuchus) and the dwarf crocodile (Osteolaemus tetraspis) are about 1.7 metres (six feet) in length.

    1. Re:The crocodile is the largest lizard by balster+neb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't the crocodile the world's largest lizard?

      No, crocodile != lizard. Comparing crocodiles and lizards would be something like comparing dogs and monkeys. They belong to an entirely different order.

      Crocodiles are from the order Crocodilia, lizards are from the order Squamata (which includes snakes).

  51. Re:Evolution ... Evolution ... Evolution ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if I just repeat it enough times, maybe I could start believing it

    If evidence won't convince you, but Jewish folk-tales will, then that really shouldn't be your biggest concern.

    On a related note... when you saw mommy kissing Santa Claus... it's because she was cheating on daddy.

  52. One thing I don't get.... by mblase · · Score: 1

    Why is it that, on this mysterious Skull Island, the only life forms that didn't evolve to gigantic proportions were the humans?

    Maybe they just drank too much seawater out there on the perimeter, or something....

    1. Re:One thing I don't get.... by pnewhook · · Score: 1, Funny
      Why is it that, on this mysterious Skull Island, the only life forms that didn't evolve to gigantic proportions were the humans?
      Maybe you didn't see them with their pants off.
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    2. Re:One thing I don't get.... by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Humans are relatively recent immigrants.

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    3. Re:One thing I don't get.... by BRUTICUS · · Score: 1

      Actually the dinosaurs didn't evolve to massive sizes either. They just stayed the same size.

      I remembered reading the exact opposite of what this story is claiming though. That dinosaurs would sometimes be isolated on a small island and would evolve into SMALLER creatures over time.

    4. Re:One thing I don't get.... by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Well just look at the size of the rabbits in Australia - except they call them Kangaroos.

      Seriously though, I remember one travel ad for Australia that went something like' don't worry about the snakes in the outback-none of them are bigger than our earthworms (but the earthworms are 6 feet long)'.

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    5. Re:One thing I don't get.... by BRUTICUS · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it is dependant on the size of the island... look at the size of Australia.

  53. Where was Donkey at? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    King didn't seem to hang so well in New York City, where was Donkey at duing all of this?

  54. Oh come on by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    "is in many ways as chilling as anything from Jackson's fertile imagination." "

    WHAT fertile imagination? AFAIK he hasn't done anything original.

    1. Re:Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFIMDB

    2. Re:Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh?

      The Frighteners, Heavenly Creatures, Meet the Feebles, Braindead, Jack Brown Genius, Forgotten Silver, Bad Taste...

      Stop being such a moron.

    3. Re:Oh come on by scrote-ma-hote · · Score: 3, Informative
      http://imdb.com/name/nm0001392/

      • The Frightners (1996)
      • Forgotten Silver (1995)
      • Heavenly Creatures (1994) [Though it is based on a true story]
      • Meet the Feebles (1989)
      • Bad Taste (1987)

      Peter Jackson was famous in NZ long before he made LOTR, he made a lot of original stuff first.

  55. What about whales? by nwbvt · · Score: 2, Informative

    Blue whales are even bigger than crocodiles, but that doesn't make them the world's largest lizard either. This is because for most people an important requirement for being the world's largest lizard is being a lizard, and neither the blue whale nor the crocodile are lizards.

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  56. Interesting reference to the Komodo... by TrevorB · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was listening to CBC Radio One yesterday morning to a discussion of the original 1930's King Kong movie, and it was mentioned that an original inspiriation for the movie was when a giant Komodo Dragon was brought to New York and died soon thereafter.

    Let's see if I can find a reference for this. Ah, here we go...

    "Elements of the 1933 Kong movie are based on the 1926 real-life expedition of William Douglas Burden, a trustee of the American Museum of Natural History," says Mitman, an expert on how animals are portrayed in popular culture.

    "Burden traveled to Indonesia to film and capture the Komodo dragon, which he thought was the closest living relative of dinosaurs," he says. "When Burden brought back two live Komodo specimens and housed them in captivity in the Bronx Zoo, they died. Meridan Cooper, producer of the 1933 film version of Kong, wrote at the time, 'I immediately thought of doing the same thing with a giant gorilla.'"

    The same correspondence indicates that Burden attributed the Komodo dragon's death to civilization. "This is why Cooper chose the Empire State Building and modern airplanes to kill off Kong. They were fitting symbols of civilization and the machine age that many feared were destroying nature," Mitman says.
    He adds that the film's enduring appeal (the current one adds to the 1976 version and the 1933 classic original) might be linked to the restorative properties of an unspoiled, natural landscape.

  57. Is Slashdot a stop on the Hollywood press junket? by mabu · · Score: 1

    Hasn't King Kong been overhyped enough? Does Slashdot have to stoop so low that these viral marketing diseases have to infiltrate this site? Please, enough with the Kong references already. What's next? Kong condoms? Jack Black appearing on the Muscular Distrophy Telethon in an ape suit? Giant monkey week on the Discovery Channel? Is Orange County Choppers going to build a hairy ape-themed bike for POWs from Kong island? Please give us a fucking break with the Kong shit!

  58. Just so you press people know... by mabu · · Score: 1

    I don't care if Angelina Jolie tattoos the goddam movie poster on the inside of her thigh and gives every moviegoer a peek, I'm NOT going to see this stupid remake-of-a-remake-of-a-remake movie. So stop with the King Kong viral marketing!

  59. How Kong Gets Media Attention Online by mabu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's how the Kong movie hype gets exploited on the web:

    Slashdot: "Kong Mirrors Real Evolutionary Paths"

    Something Awful: "After watching King Kong, how many times did you cut yourself?"

    Digg: "Kong-inspired PC Case Mod! OMFG!!"

    Craigslist: "I will have sex with you for two tickets to King Kong premier."

    eBay: "Folding table used by catering company on Kong movie set to be auctioned off starting at US$50,000"

    Fark: "Man sues waffle house for refusing service to him while dressed as a giant ape. Your dog wants to see King Kong."

  60. Really? by klept · · Score: 1

    Oh come on give me a break. Basic physics in high school taught us that because of specific gravity and density, if King Kong really existed his weight would keep him flat on his back. It has to do with dynamic simularity and Bukingham's constants / theory. You cant just scale something up 10 dimensions bigger than it is. Even Leonardo di Vinci knew that. And they had several disasters in the 1800s because the designers of some ships and bridges were too stupid to take what should have been obvious into there plans. Sort of like the screw ups at NASA today, like inches in one calulation and centimeters in another equals 300 mil literally thrown away . To put it more simply about dynamic similarity, etc, just think of the area of something being squared, but its' volume being cubed.

  61. Big dicks by Arandir · · Score: 1

    though King Kong may be a little extreme...

    You mean like the giant man eating penises with teeth? The endless cascade of falling brontosaurs I could handle. Jack Black's horrible acting I could handle. But Andy Serkis getting eaten by big dicks with teeth was too much.

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    1. Re:Big dicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You mean like the giant man eating penises with teeth?

      What else would a giant man eat a penis with? Teeth would seem to be a minimum requirement!

      Oh, I'm sorry - you must have meant that the *penises* he was eating *had* teeth. Yuck.

  62. Crocodiles by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    So crocodiles are not lizards? African (aka Nile Crocodiles) are friggen huge - up to 16 feet in length.

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    1. Re:Crocodiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you fool! They are a different species altogether! Read man read! Better yourself.

  63. Can't happen -- ecosystem is too small by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ecosystem is too small to support a band of such enormous mammals (a band assumed because of reproduction). Komodo dragons are reptiles and as such their metabolic requirements are about an order of magnitude less than a similar-sized mammal -- even so they are several hundred pounds max, not many, many tons like King Kong.

    Even King Kong by himself on a tiny island would defoliate it pretty quick.

    That was one of the problems with Jurassic Park: The Lost World. The island would be much too small to support than many gigantic animals.

  64. Thermal problems by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    As other posters have noted, when the animal size goes up 2X, volumes increase by 8X while areas only increase 4X. While this causes structural difficulties and joint problems, etc., the most fundamental problem is heat. If a warm-blooded animal gets too big, it will cook itself on the inside just by virtue of the fact that the surface area to volume ratio is insufficient to allow heat to escape. You'd have gorilla au jus.

  65. Re:Komodo Dragon == Island Dwarfism != Gigantism by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Somebody took away my five mod points, probably because I uttered a spelling flame unrelated to this post, or I'd give this guy all 5 for sagacity. Hey! Stop That Thinking!

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  66. Guns, Germs & Steel by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I recently reread Guns, Germs & Steel by Jared Diamond. In it, he describes the extinction of many large species that grew up on remote islands.

    We're all familiar with the dodo bird which was a fairly large species but there were also appearant extinctions of other large animals in the Polynesian Islands.

    The reason for their extinction is that they grew up without modern man on their islands. Now, animals that live in Africa like the giraffe, wildebeest, hippo, etc were exposed to the evolution of man. Our initial stone weapons didn't kill all the targets but gave them time to adjust genetically and grow wary and eventually instinctively fear humans.

    Those that didn't were killed.

    Once the remote island mega fauna became exposed to humans and their advanced iron or steel weapons, they did not have the time to adjust to fear us. And our weapons rarely didn't kill them ... in most cases, not even leaving a generation to try to adapt to our presence. For this reason, they were quickly killed without fearing us.

    A supposed Kong would invariably never fear humans unless their were a race of Kongs and we adapted our 1920's technology to be able to kill them more efficiently.

    If you haven't read that book, do so.

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  67. Now there's a great merchandising idea..... by LarryLong · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kongdoms! I think you might be onto something there!

  68. Square-cube law by xihr · · Score: 1

    But it is evolutionary out of the question when such monstrosities would clearly violate the square-cube law.

  69. LOTR by Rebelgecko · · Score: 1

    Found on a few small Indonesian islands, the Komodo -- a recorded man-eater -- is in many ways as chilling as anything from Jackson's fertile imagination.
    Have you seen how ugly those orcs are in Lord of the Rings?

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    1. Re:LOTR by Andre_PC · · Score: 1

      What... you want pretty orcs? o_O

  70. Dwarfism just as common by amightywind · · Score: 1

    There are many examples of what biologists term 'gigantism' on islands.

    There are even more examples of dwarfism on islands because of the low energy environment and relative lack of predators. Pygmy mammoths are one good example. The recently found hobbits are another.

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  71. Re:Is Slashdot a stop on the Hollywood press junke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not viral. If it was viral, you would have heard about it from a friend. If it was astroturfing, you'd have seen it spray painted on a building. But it's on fucking Reuters, for God's sake! It's just some lame infomercial-in-print. To be viral, it would have to be a whole lot better.

  72. Spider scene by grocer · · Score: 1

    "When the movie (with spider sequence intact) was previewed in San Bernardino, California, in late January 1933, members of the audience screamed and either left the theatre or talked about the grisly sequence throughout the remainder of the film. Said the film's producer, Merian C. Cooper, 'It stopped the picture cold, so the next day back at the studio, I took it out myself.' " From imdb.com ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0024216/trivia )