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Slashback: Dry Mars, Wet Doc, Keyboard Teaser

Slashback tonight brings some corrections, clarifications, and updates to previous Slashdot stories, including a possible release date for the long awaited Optimus keyboard, yet another extension in the Blackberry court case, lakebed theory on Mars possibly all wet, US-CERT statistics perhaps not all they are cracked up to be, stem cell investigation reveals papers were faked, the FTC objects to the Netflix settlement, and a new Crossover Office fixes the WMF exploit among other things. Read on for details.

Optimus keyboard may have a real release date? Jacket writes to tell us that the much talked about Optimus keyboard has a suggestive message on their website. With "Good things come in small packages February 1, 2006" could it be possible that this holy grail (for some) keyboard could be available in our near future?

Yet another delay for Blackberry court case. ahsile writes "TheGlobeandMail.com is reporting that 'NTP Inc., the company suing Research in Motion Ltd over the Blackberry e-mail service, wants more time to respond to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office's preliminary rejections of its patents.'

Lakebed theory on Mars all wet? Sensible Clod writes "The Meridiani Planum region on Mars, long believed to have been covered with water millions of years ago, may not have been so wet after all, according to a new study from the University of Colorado at Boulder. From the article: 'The new study indicates chemical signatures in the bedrock, interpreted...as evidence for widespread, intermittent water at Mars' surface, may have instead been created by the reaction of sulfur-bearing steam vapors moving up through volcanic ash deposits. Known as Meridiani Planum, the region may have been more geologically similar to volcanic regions in parts of North America, Hawaii or Europe.'"

US-CERT statistics not all they are cracked up to be? jtshaw writes "Tectonic has an interesting article about the latest US-CERT stats. The actual vulnerabilities for a hand full of OS's after wading through the data: Microsoft Windows - 44, Apple Mac OS X - 21, IBM AIX - 21, HP-UX - 15, SCO Unix - 9, Red Hat Linux - 7, Suse Linux - 12, Debian Linux - 10, Gentoo Linux - 5, FreeBSD - 13, NetBSD - 2. It appears to me that commercial unix systems and open source *nix systems did pretty well compared to Windows on the vulnerability front."

Stem cell papers, confirmed fakes. An anonymous reader writes "The committee created to investigate stem cell researcher Hwang Woo Suk has confirmed that his first and second papers were faked. 'dashing hopes that his work is a breakthrough in treatments for diabetes and Parkinson's disease. [...] The panel backed Hwang's claim that he cloned the world's first dog.'"

FTC objects to Netflix settlement. AtariDatacenter writes "Although some question the validity of a recent lawsuit against Netflix, many users were up in arms about the terms of the settlement, which seemed like more of a marketing gimmick. Today, we learned that The Federal Trade Commission agreed, and asked the judge to reject the terms of the settlement."

New Crossover Office fixes,among other things, WMF exploit. ubuntuincleelum writes "Just on the heels of the announcement of new WMF security vulnerabilities Codeweavers is releasing Crossover Office 5.0.1. A bugfix release, this release features a fix for the original WMF bug. Among the changes in this release: Improved support for Gnome, improvements in Debian packaging and improvements in general for operability on Debian and Debian Derivatives."

159 comments

  1. There was a Win98 WMF Fix, Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some antivirus company I can't remember right now made a WMF fix that worked on Win 98/ME, too, and I haven't seen that reported.

    Of course, Avery J. Parker reported on his blog that he just couldn't get anything to infect Win98 using the WMF flaw, so it may not be that necessary to have a patch.

  2. Optimus button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The message "good things come in small packages" to me suggest that there will be a single button version of this keyboard as there is a display on the button, it can be any button you wish .. A - Z 0-9..

    Otherwise maybe they mean a 1x1 pixel button pack...or.. oh i just don't know, i find those suggestive messages too clever for me as i lack any imagination(TM)...

    one thing I do know is that musicians are going gaga over this thing.

    -Sj53

    1. Re:Optimus button by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      Why? I'm a musician (not professionally), and I can see no use of this keyboard as a musical instrument. Computer keyboards are not pianos (possibly with the exception of those new combo keyboards that Creative is making). I can see lots of use for this from a composer's point of view, however. You can actually "type out" a composition with this thing (though some software, such as Noteworthy Composer, will let you do this already).

  3. Optimus by iMaple · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Optimus keyboard may have a real release date

    Its highly unlikely that they will release a product by 1 Feb (a a resonable price , say $500). The price of high res OLED displays (required for each key!) is simple too expensive even now. Maybe we will see that in 2007. Notice that their site does not have a clear release date (which it would to hype up the launch).

    1. Re:Optimus by ecryder · · Score: 5, Informative

      Check this FAQ on artlebedev http://www.artlebedev.com/portfolio/optimus/answer s/ "...less than a good mobile phone"

    2. Re:Optimus by pilkul · · Score: 0

      They can claim that until they turn blue, but it ain't going to happen unless they like losing money on every sale.

    3. Re:Optimus by TubeSteak · · Score: 0
      http://hardware.slashdot.org/hardware/05/07/18/131 4226.shtml
      "It seems that Art Lebedev has responded to the Slashdotting that occured to their page about the 'Optimus Keyboard'. They have included a FAQ at the middle-right of the page stating some of the questions that Slashdotters were wondering."


      It's in the initial stage of production.

      We hope it will be released in 2006.

      It will cost less than a good mobile phone.

      It will be real.

      It will be OS-independent (at least it's going to be able to work in some default state with any OS).

      It will support any language or layout.

      Moscow is the capital of Russia.

      Each key could be programmed to produce any sequence.

      It will be an open-source keyboard, SDK will be available.

      Some day it will be split (and made "ergonomic").

      It will most likely use the OLED technology (e-paper is sooo slow).

      Our studio is located two blocks from the Kremlin.

      It will feature a key-saver.

      Keys could be animated when needed.

      It has a numeric keypad because we love it.

      There's no snow in Moscow in summer.

      It will be available worldwide (why not?)

      OEM is possible (why not?)

      /It's really annoying when people forget to pick "Plain Old Text" from the drop-down next to the preview button. I got tired of adding br's and p's & just made it my /. default.

      Previous /. article (July 14
      http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/07/ 14/1335215

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    4. Re:Optimus by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It will most likely use the OLED technology (e-paper is sooo slow).

      Yeah, because I know I demand my keytop displays to be locked to a 60fps update, otherwise it breaks the illusion.

    5. Re:Optimus by MrLizardo · · Score: 1

      So, the next question is: What do they consider a good mobile phone?

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    6. Re:Optimus by A_Pryd3 · · Score: 1

      They might just make the spacebar and function keys OLED to save on cost, untill mass production drives down the price. Then they'll make all the keys OLED.

    7. Re:Optimus by youknowmewell · · Score: 1

      We'll see on Feb 1st then. If it is true, it will ROCK. If not, oh well.

    8. Re:Optimus by JWW · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they really meant less than a top of the line mobile phone _before_ the discounts for signing up for a long term committment.

      My guess is this keyboard will cost more than some computers, but for some it might be worth it (it IS massively cool).

    9. Re:Optimus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What evidence do you have to support your claim?

      They have surely done more homework on the costings than you have in your 30 second reply to /.

      -Sj53

    10. Re:Optimus by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 3, Insightful

      OK, 1 joke and 2 serious notes.

      Has anyone considered the ramifications of the "BLUE KEYBOARD OF DEATH" scenario when Windows halts with a BSOD.

      My first serious note is; Why hasn't Apple jumped on this like stink-on-poo. This seems like an item that would be right up their alley.

      Second; Depending on the SDK, of course, imagine writing applications that can modify the keyboard based on available program options.

      Scenario: Using `less`, the left and right keys are dimmed while the up arrow is red (indicating that you're at the top of the document) and the down arrow is flashing green with a number (indicating the number of rows remain in the document.) As you scroll down, the remaining lines decrease.

      If this gets popular, how long 'til spam infiltrates your keyboard? Where's my backspace key.....what the... \/1@6®/\

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    11. Re:Optimus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that's not saying much. Cell phones would still cost thousands of dollars if they weren't manufactured by the tens of millions, and subsidized by the carriers.

      Few people appreciate the insane amount of RF coolness that it takes to make a mobile phone.

    12. Re:Optimus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Also it's likely to need it's own power source 'cause there's no way USB 1 or 2 can power a full sized OLED keyboard. So expect a power brick beside this thing.

      The teaser about "good things in small packages" is currently taken to mean they're releasing a num pad.

      ps. And here's some competitors http://www.unitedkeys.com/index.html http://ikeyinfinity.com/

      pps. keyboards on screens = goatse keyboard virus

    13. Re:Optimus by ClamIAm · · Score: 1
      Moscow is the capital of Russia. Our studio is located two blocks from the Kremlin. There's no snow in Moscow in summer.

      Aww, the Russian geeks are shy! How cuute.

    14. Re:Optimus by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      You're just being mean. How dare you dash my hopes like that. :`(

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    15. Re:Optimus by shaka · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My first serious note is; Why hasn't Apple jumped on this like stink-on-poo. This seems like an item that would be right up their alley.

      My thoughts exactly. I must admit I'm a bit frustrated that even geeks who like the idea of this keyboard doesn't seem to view it as more than a cute toy. I think it might revolutionize human-computer interaction (I explain this in more detail below). Imagine the new Mac Book Pro with a keyboard like this, and application support in every Apple application...

      Scenario: Using `less`, the left and right keys are dimmed while the up arrow is red (indicating that you're at the top of the document) and the down arrow is flashing green with a number (indicating the number of rows remain in the document.) As you scroll down, the remaining lines decrease.

      While this is cute (and I would love it), it's not good enough.

      Scenario: When you point your mouse at a text-input area (such as the one I'm typing in right now), the keyboard is a regular keyboard with a few cool shortcuts. When you're done typing, and click at the browser area (in which you can't type), it all changes. Suddenly, keys are instead shortcuts to Reload, Back, Home, this type of stuff. The "/" key is a magnifying glass, and when you press it, you get your regular keyboard to indicate that you can enter text to search in the page.

      While surfing, the Email-key on your keyboard starts pulsating with an envelope, indicating that new mail has arrived (Biff in your keyboard baby!). You switch focus to your MUA, and the keyboard buttons transform into icons for Reply, Forward, Write new, Next unread message... You reply to the new message, and voilà, there's your regular keys again.

      When you're done, the IM key starts blinking... Well, you get my drift.

      So, what does this change in your UI? Well, for starters, we can finally get rid of all these space hogging, most often ugly, shortcut tool-/buttonbars. All of this functionality will instead be available in the keyboard. Learning shortcuts in a new application will be a breeze - the first times you're using it, the keys show what they mean, and after a while, you have it in your fingers and can make all keys turn black, effectively cloning the Das Keyboard... ;)

      The real action, of course, happens in applications with heavy use of shortcuts, such as Photoshop, Word, Eclipse and other IDEs, and the ruler of them all: Emacs! Imagine pressing Alt, then Meta, then Ctrl... While the keys are updated to reflect their current functionality!

      Again, people view this as cute; I view it as a potential user interface revolution in the hands of someone like Apple (or preferably Gnome!).

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    16. Re:Optimus by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      Wow, a whole plethora of companies that photoshop keyboards and produce bogus release dates for vapourware!

      Having said that, this is vapourware that people genuinely seem to want. I certainly would love one, if it were possible.

      Certainly, the finished product would be wildly different from the photoshops we see on the websites.

      Can you imagine the power consumption? Not to mention possibly needing a cooling fan (the thing would need some kind of internal processor). The whole thing would generate quite a bit of heat, too. This is your keyboard we're talking about! It's hot, noisy, you have to reboot it every now and then, too.

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    17. Re:Optimus by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      There are some ergonomic damage issues with this, though. I often spend most of my time typing looking at the screen rather than the keyboard. If my fingerplacing gets really messed up I might peek at the board but that's it. My monitor is usually set up in a position where I can see it without straining my neck.

      Spending all day looking down at my keyboard though? That's got to do some damage, right?

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    18. Re:Optimus by shaka · · Score: 2, Informative

      Can you imagine the power consumption? Not to mention possibly needing a cooling fan (the thing would need some kind of internal processor). The whole thing would generate quite a bit of heat, too. This is your keyboard we're talking about! It's hot, noisy, you have to reboot it every now and then, too.

      Very funny. I can imagine the power consumption. this OLED screen is about as big as I expect the Enter-key on the Optimus will be. The Optimus images show 140 buttons. Even if every button would be as big as the Enter-key, and they would all have 65k colors, and they would continuously show full screen white color, the power consumption would be ~50 watts. Calculating with an average size of a quarter of that (~14x14 mm) would give us a much lower number. Given that they will always show mostly black, I'd say an average of less than 7 watts is probable.

      The keyboard would need "some kind of internal processor", yes (as does any USB keyboard), but it would do with your average microcontroller, well maybe a couple of them. My guess is that the power dissipation of each would be 1-2 watts. No need for fans. No more heat than the keyboard I'm typing on now (it's a laptop). No need for reboots of the keyboard - it would obviously be driven from the computer, the keyboard won't need to know anything about what it's showing.

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    19. Re:Optimus by commbat · · Score: 1

      While the concept is intriguing, what are the mechanics? A quick look at the site didn't answer that question... as a buckling-spring fan I'd reject any keyboard that didn't have my prefered feel, no matter what other bells and whistles it provides.

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    20. Re:Optimus by joshki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does anyone actually look at their keyboard?? I can't remember the last time I even saw mine! Anyone who seriously uses a computer should be able to touch type, and I don't remember the last time I used an "email shortcut" key or anything like that. In all honesty, I can't even tell you what that key does in Linux at the moment -- I've never pressed it or any of the keys in that row. They're just detritus that I completely ignore. It sounds like your idea would be a neat toy, or maybe a training aide for someone who doesn't know emacs (though the tab key works pretty well to find the command you're looking for once you hit meta), but for a serious user I simply can't see any value added whatsoever. A keyboard is a simple tool designed to do a simple job -- input characters to the operating system. You start going beyond that and in my opinion, you wind up decreasing its usefulness.

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    21. Re:Optimus by shaka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I'm sure you are a great touch-typist. I'm pretty good, too. However, I'm talking about the other stuff you're able to use your keyboard for. In Photoshop, for instance, all those keys actually are shortcuts right now, but since most people - even someone like my ex-girlfriend who is a photographer and has spent years in school and work using Photoshop - don't know a fraction of the shortcuts available, they bring the mouse and wander away in the menus.

      The same thing with me and Eclipse or IntelliJ Idea - there are hundreds of shortcuts. Most of them are very valuable. But it's so damn hard to learn them because they are so many, most of them go unnoticed - to me anyway. Maybe you are different, but if I can use my keyboard for more, and my mouse for less, I will be a happy guy.

      And that thing about Emacs was a joke. I use vi.

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    22. Re:Optimus by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      (it IS massively cool).
       
      At risk of sounding stupid, why is it massively cool?
       
      I never look at my keyboard when I type; I learned to type in high school on old manual Underwoods that didn't have any markings on the keys at all (special design for schools, I guess) and have never, ever, had the urge to look at the keys when I'm typing.
       
      So what's the point of this keyboard, and why would I want to give up my trusty Microsoft Natural keyboard (that and Sidewinder joysticks are the only Microsoft products actually worth having) to use one?

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    23. Re:Optimus by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Well, the 'less' feature wouldn't help me much; I look at my monitor while I type. (Even when reaching for the arrow keys.)

      PS Love your sig, watched that episode of Firefly again tonight.

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    24. Re:Optimus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Quoted from the latest article listed about the keyboard http://www.legitreviews.com/article.php?aid=247

      Right now the keyboard is still technically a prototype and the cost is hovering around US $200 to produce this keyboard. The good news is that the keyboard is slated to go into mass production next year and launched in the Summer of 2006, which should allow the price of the "new" technology go down.
    25. Re:Optimus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wasnt the whole point of taking typing lessons so you wouldn't have to look at the keyboard? if the keyboard changes for every program you are using... that would be f'ing annoying.

    26. Re:Optimus by stuffman64 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they mean a Vertu?

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    27. Re:Optimus by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      have never, ever, had the urge to look at the keys when I'm typing.

      It's not for ordinary typing; you don't need dynamic keycaps for that, but for showing shortcuts for whatever app (or game) you happen to be running; or perhaps if you need to switch to different languages. Or maybe you want your "Windows" key tobe a Gnome footprint.

      Anyway, sadly it looks like vapourware.

    28. Re:Optimus by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      No need for reboots of the keyboard - it would obviously be driven from the computer, the keyboard won't need to know anything about what it's showing.

      Which would make it less than optimal for configuring bootup or installing operating systems. It would/should have at least enough programming on board to be a generic qwerty (or other) keyboard.

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    29. Re:Optimus by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      I'll wait for a keyboard on which I can implement something that looks like the LCARS interface...

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    30. Re:Optimus by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Does anyone actually look at their keyboard?? I can't remember the last time I even saw mine!

      Man, you really need to lose some weight.

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    31. Re:Optimus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the fact that with even a minimal look at their site it is quite obvious it's just a bunch of artists and not a single engineer, or anyone else with technical knowledge?

    32. Re:Optimus by odourpreventer · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything you say and your post sums things up nicely, however I feel a Catch 22 coming on: This will not happen until oled keyboards are ubiquitious, and they will not become so without apps supporting them. It should be safe to assume it will happen, but not in many years.

    33. Re:Optimus by Crizp · · Score: 1

      That's not a good mobile phone :)

      Only thing that makes it "cool" are the diamonds and gold. Ugly as hell, and no features to speak of.

    34. Re:Optimus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're joking, aren't you? Have you even looked at the spacebar? What does it say? Oh, ya OLED that!

    35. Re:Optimus by zerOnIne · · Score: 1

      That's actually true. These guys are stuck on the idea of animating the keycaps, not just changing them between static bitmap sets. I personally think the latter is more useful on a keyboard, but these folks are artist. Art-butts think like that.

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    36. Re:Optimus by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In Photoshop, for instance, all those keys actually are shortcuts right now, but since most people - even someone like my ex-girlfriend who is a photographer and has spent years in school and work using Photoshop - don't know a fraction of the shortcuts available, they bring the mouse and wander away in the menus.

      I don't see how this will help. Have you ever watched somebody new to computing do the "hunt and peck" when they're looking for the 'J' key? Just think, if they can't even see the 'J' key, which is ALWAYS in the same place, what are they going to do when their keys are all glowing shortcut icons that may change from app to app? Either they push the mouse through menus looking for the right command in photoshop, or their eyes glaze over looking for the right button on their keyboard.

      It *might* save time for people like your ex, who may be a power user, but just never took the time to learn the shortcuts... but I doubt it would be worth the price this keyboard is going to cost.

    37. Re:Optimus by VaderPi · · Score: 1

      I personally hope that Appple is spending money researching inovative ways to replace the traditional keyboard and mouse with a better input device. For this reason, I hope that Apple bought FingerWorks. I really enjoy using the TouchStream. I am typing on it right now, and I first read about it here on Slashdot.

    38. Re:Optimus by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      My scenario using 'less' was just a simple example. I'm right there with you. No more File, Edit, View menus, no more application menus.

      Key combinations could do all the work, and be intuitive to boot. After learning for a period (by looking), eventually one could touch-type-control any application they use frequently.

      I can think of even nifty uses...that are just cute. How about a screenshot/thumbnail of the next desktop or console in the Fx key when you press Alt or Ctrl?

      I like the idea of Biff and IM on the keyboard (although I personally hate IM), this could extend to CRM and ERP systems as well. Workflow that appears on your keyboard. "Ms. Gradenko, why haven't you processed those forms...the 'workflow' button on your keyboard is flashing yellow!"

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    39. Re:Optimus by japhmi · · Score: 2, Informative

      So what's the point of this keyboard?

      Dynamic. For those of us that type in 3 different alphabets it'd be great (especially when trying to learn the key combos for different accents). Change for games, etc. I usually don't look at the keys when typing in the Latin alphabet either, but I seem to when typing in other ones (and trying to do the changes in my head).

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    40. Re:Optimus by shaka · · Score: 1

      My scenario using 'less' was just a simple example. I'm right there with you. No more File, Edit, View menus, no more application menus.

      Well, I think I would like to keep the File, Edit, View menus, but good riddance to the Toolbar (which already is removable in most apps, at least in Gnome).

      I like the idea of Biff and IM on the keyboard (although I personally hate IM), this could extend to CRM and ERP systems as well. Workflow that appears on your keyboard. "Ms. Gradenko, why haven't you processed those forms...the 'workflow' button on your keyboard is flashing yellow!"

      Now we're talking! I really like that idea. I wrote a campaign planner with workflow capabilities as a contractor a couple years back - if I could have done this back then they would have given me a longer contract. ;)

      When it comes to flashing buttons, another poster expressed concern over this and likened it to blinking gifs. I'm thinking a nice pulsating, more along the lines of the pulsating windows in the Gnome panel window list, or the bouncing icons in OS X' icon bar. It should be configurable, of course. I wouldn't want my keyboard to start blinking on every IM either...

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    41. Re:Optimus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has already purchased a keyboard company - Touchstream. I love my touchstream, and while that Optimus may be way neato cool, this keyboard won't give me RSI so I can continue to use it and not have to reach for the mouse. And I can use gestures.

    42. Re:Optimus by __aaxwdb6741 · · Score: 1

      Or how about the fact that they've actually got loads of stuff being produced and in stores right now?

      Yeah, that is what industrial designers do.

    43. Re:Optimus by ralphclark · · Score: 1
      Hey why not couple it with one of those touch-sensitive screens - then you can type on the screen while watching movies on the keyboard!!

      Bah. What a load of self-indulgent shite. Two words, mate. Peak Oil.

      Civilization is right now on the verge of falling apart permanently - and we are at the beginning of a century of global war for the very last of the planet's natural resources if the US gets its way - and here you are still drooling over the ultimate symbol of the very overconsumption that brought us to this point of no return. It's obscene.

      Save your pennies and buy a good sleeping bag instead. You very soon won't be able to afford the 25 Watts or whatever your fancy keyboard needs to power itself up anyway. With or without an actual computer attached to it :o\

    44. Re:Optimus by BillX · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that should appear on the 'insert' key.

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    45. Re:Optimus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know about you but I don't look at the keyboard much. I know what all the keys and can find the vast majority by touch. Why would a geek like this? This is more something for the begining user to use as a learning aid.

    46. Re:Optimus by euxneks · · Score: 1

      This is starting to sound like LCARS... Which is a good thing. =)

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    47. Re:Optimus by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      Which means it would also need to hold image information internally. All those pretty pictures for each of the keys needs to be stored somewhere and then processed a little before being sent to the right one of the 140 displays. Just like having 140 video card outputs on your PC. Would the keyboard supply and render the images or would they be pushed through the drivers from the OS of the system the keyboard is plugged into? In which case, I would imagine that a normal PS/2 connector is not going to cut the mustard, it would clearly need a USB interface or better - but the more complex the drivers on the back end, the worse it becomes for any open source uses for this device.

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    48. Re:Optimus by joshki · · Score: 1

      That's pretty good! Though the military makes sure I stay in pretty decent shape. :)

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  4. Other evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rampart craters and the recent radar imaging have pretty much proven that Mars had water. While the volcanic gas theory for the formation of spherules is plausible, I doubt it is correct. Spherules were identified by both rovers. With the other water evidence, it would be *very* consistent for the spherules to have formed by water. But to form in two locations vastly far apart seems unlikely.

    1. Re:Other evidence by Rei · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Slashdot editors, once again, prove themselves ignorant of the scientific process. If an author writes a paper that gets published, *this does not mean that it is correct*. It means the science is, in general, sound. What comes next is a large amount of debate in the scientific communicaty. The wet Mars hypothesis has a lot going for it (and there's even been new supportive data since then from the MERs), so it won't be easy.

      Treating some random new paper or two from a couple scientists and ignoring the hundreds of papers to the contrary is frankly silly. Yes - it is a hypothesis that merits interest and captures the imagination. But it does *not* merit a headline that calls the wet mars concepts "all wet".

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  5. US-CERT stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    The original stats are not incorrect in the sense that they do not represent the data. However, the corrected data is now pared so the smaller numbers make linux look more secure. Statistically, it is underrepresented so you can't take a lot away from the new numbers.

    1. Re:US-CERT stats by jotok · · Score: 1

      I dunno...I think you could look at OS statistics on high-traffic websites and make a SWAG as to the actual representation. That's what nonparametric tests are for.

      Also I think time between discovery and mitigation would be another interesting datum.

    2. Re:US-CERT stats by pla · · Score: 2, Informative

      The original stats are not incorrect in the sense that they do not represent the data.

      True. They count as incorrect in that they duplicate entries in the data.

      if a kernel or major package vulnerability affects one distro, it affects them all (mostly). Do we count a buffer overflow in an abscure SCSI card driver once, or once per known distro using that driver?

      For a fair comparison, the recent WMF exploit affected all know versions of Windows at least back to Win95. Do we therefore count it 24+ or so times (three versions of Win95, three of Win98, one NT3.5, three of NT4, one(?) of ME, three of Win2K, five of XP, five of Win2k3 (and that doesn't even count the major "Service Pack X included" re-releases, but since US-CERT didn't include different version of RedHat, I'll grant concede that point)?

  6. FOSS equivalent of optimus keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It is software, but gives you the same functionality as the optimus keyboard for (f/F)ree...
    http://www.qliner.com/hotkeys

    Windows only at the moment :( maybe they'll create a nice Gnome version in the future...

    1. Re:FOSS equivalent of optimus keyboard by DrSkwid · · Score: 0

      lol, that site is blank, perpahs I need javascript

      yeah, I can trust their judgement

      anyway, do you even know what the functionality of the Optimus is - it's the freakin keys, not the mapping, we can do the mapping already !!!

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    2. Re:FOSS equivalent of optimus keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have studied the optimus keyboard in detail and like it a lot. Enable script and have a look at the site. It does the same thing as the optimus on screen. Holding the windows key several seconds makes a on screen keyboard pop up with icons on the key.

      The keyboard can be modified with drag and drop. (Dropping stuff on the keyboard or moving icons around on it.)

      Also the on screen keyboard can be altered to resemble your actual keyboard.

    3. Re:FOSS equivalent of optimus keyboard by Budrick · · Score: 0

      Their site is based on tiddlywiki, which does rely on Javascript for its basic functionality - it's a wiki that can be carried around on a USB stick, say, and is totally self-contained. I don't think even the authors consider it the best solution for an actual public website, though I have found it useful as a personal tool.

  7. Meridiani Planum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Known as Meridiani Planum, the region may have been more geologically similar to volcanic regions in parts of North America, Hawaii or Europe.'"
    Which means it bears no similarity to volcanic regions in New Zealand?

    1. Re:Meridiani Planum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None whatsoever.

    2. Re:Meridiani Planum by VON-MAN · · Score: 1

      No, the volcanic regions in New Zealand are associated with a subduction zone (were tectonic plates move over one another). The volcanism in North America, Hawaii or Europe are the result of a local phenomenon in the crust called a hot spot or plume (crustal material moves up in these areas and creates a local heat source).

  8. Optimus by ACME+Septic · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you click on the Answers link on that page for the Optimus keyboard, it says: It's in the initial stage of production. We hope it will be released in 2006. It will cost less than a good mobile phone. It will be real. It will be OS-independent (at least it's going to be able to work in some default state with any OS). It will support any language or layout. Moscow is the capital of Russia. Each key could be programmed to produce any sequence. It will be an open-source keyboard, SDK will be available. Some day it will be split (and made "ergonomic"). It will most likely use the OLED technology (e-paper is sooo slow). Our studio is located two blocks from the Kremlin. It will feature a key-saver. Keys could be animated when needed. It has a numeric keypad because we love it. There's no snow in Moscow in summer. It will be available worldwide (why not?) OEM is possible (why not?)

  9. meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A keyboard with not only a number pad but also the extra columns of program keys is not exactly a small package.

    Be nice if it's real, but I'm pretty dubious.

  10. Netflix by iMaple · · Score: 0

    Netflix should offer something like 'get a used DVD of your choice' as the settlement. I'll love that, no crappy upgrades which automatically charge the credit card if I forget to cancel.

    1. Re:Netflix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I dont mind that settlement

    2. Re:Netflix by virtcert · · Score: 1

      If we pass a law saying that lawyers will be paid in the same currency as the settlement, this kind of crap will stop immediately.

      What lawyer is going to work for 2.5 million months of free Netflix service?

        - Brian

    3. Re:Netflix by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      The law should be changed so that at least some of the "Class" that brought the action should have to agree to the settlement to make it happen. (using some sort of random sampling)

      But since getting this agreement could be too hard, I say, show me the cash. Simply make it all settlements in Class Actions be money, with the lawyers getting a standard, set percentage.

      There could be a voting process at the begining. Everyone who wants in on the action would have to register and decide how much they were damaged, how much they want to fix it (if they win) and how much they'd settle for. The numbers would be added up, and the settlement total kept secret from the defendant. The "fix it" total wouldn't be binding on the court, of course, but would set the tone of the lawsuit. (McDonald's sued for $15 Million...)

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    4. Re:Netflix by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Man that is good! I wonder if we can get legislation like this?

      I always thought a lawyer shuold get 15% or an equal share, whichever is less.

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  11. URLs for the Patch & Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    There we go, I found the links again:



    Note: I don't even know if these work. Avery reported that he couldn't get any exploits to actually run on Win 98. Use at your own risk.
    1. Re:URLs for the Patch & Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Use at your own risk.

      do you mean win98 its self or the patches?

  12. US-CERT faulty stats by gbobeck · · Score: 3, Informative

    Attrition.org posted a nice rant about this on 1/2/2006.

    http://www.osvdb.org/blog/?p=79

    Likewise, good ole /. users made quite a few comments about the US-CERT line of BS at http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/12/31/081 2210&from=rss

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  13. Case for water still strong by amightywind · · Score: 4, Informative

    The new study indicates chemical signatures in the bedrock, interpreted...as evidence for widespread, intermittent water at Mars' surface, may have instead been created by the reaction of sulfur-bearing steam vapors moving up through volcanic ash deposits.

    The famed 'blueberries' present in the Martian sediments are concretions. On Earth they only form in the presence of water. They are very widespread in the sedimentary layers of Meridiani. The article gives no alternate explanation. Such concretions are not present in the fumurole-altered sediments of Solfatara Crater. That does not mean the Martian sediments are not volcanoclastic in origin, but the case for water immersion is still strong.

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    1. Re:Case for water still strong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Indeed. The two studies that tried to refute the water theory were in the news weeks ago, and already refuted by Squyres by the time they hit the press. Not that they have to be wrong, but they didn't use all the data available (partly because it was still being released).

  14. That keyboard looks cool, but... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1, Insightful

    With those buttons, it's going to be expensive. And everybody how most keyboards are nowadays: after a year or two of intense use, they're ruined. So, this Optimus better have mechanical keyswitches, or even hall effect sensors; or else, it'd be a waste of a good idea.

    1. Re:That keyboard looks cool, but... by Random+Destruction · · Score: 1

      Are you serious?
      I've only ever used old keyboards, like circa 1990. I somehow accumulate them. The only times ive switched are after hitting it (before dumping windows) and another that I got bored of what id written on it.

      Makes me glad I haven't broken down and bought a shiny new one.

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    2. Re:That keyboard looks cool, but... by mattkime · · Score: 2, Funny

      that link to the anti-circumcision page is quite a hoot!

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    3. Re:That keyboard looks cool, but... by DrSkwid · · Score: 4, Funny

      All my new keyboards are dead, all my old ones are still going.

      I don't know how old this Silcon Graphics one is but it has a "YES Netware Approved" sticker on the bottom and I bought it *used* 3 yrs ago. None of the keytops show's the slightest wear, despite all day use sine it arrived.

      I could hit burglars with the beast and still keep typing.

      even at $400, 2 years is only $4 a week

      I'm sure I'd pay $400 for the gee whizzest keyboard in the world, esp. if no other geek in town has one.

      The bitches'll be on me like gnats on a dog's dick when I attach mine to my laptop at the WiFi hotspot.

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    4. Re:That keyboard looks cool, but... by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      It might almost be worth it, assuming it doesn't crap out after a year. I noticed the sample pictures, one showing key mappings for Quake, the other labeled with keyboard shortcuts for photoshop. I can never remember keyboard shortcuts for all the programs I use, so I generally end up sticking to the mouse and the menues. While I'm sure you probably have to set up the key-mappings yourself (someone correct me if that's wrong...that'd be cool), if these got popular enough, I could see some collaboration between the manufacturer and software companies to define the keys and icons in a small config file if these things get popular.

    5. Re:That keyboard looks cool, but... by sirwired · · Score: 1

      If you want to see a sturdy keyboard, hunt around for an old IBM Model M. While the sound may drive your friends nuts, there is no finer keyboard ever made. You can get these at any computer swap meet or by digging through the junk closet of any data center.

      SirWired

    6. Re:That keyboard looks cool, but... by Peyna · · Score: 2, Funny

      We had a bunch of these at a small ISP I used to work at. The customers would constantly complain over the phone about the annoying "typewriters" in the background. Needless to say, they are very tough keyboards.

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    7. Re:That keyboard looks cool, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how old this Silcon Graphics one is but it has a "YES Netware Approved" sticker on the bottom

      I bought a Key Tronic 3601 keyboard new last year (needed a USB keyboard) and it has a sticker on the back that says that.

    8. Re:That keyboard looks cool, but... by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      Who cares if this keyboard is expensive... its Prime.

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    9. Re:That keyboard looks cool, but... by GuyWithLag · · Score: 1

      Indeed. There was a joke that you could take a Model M with you on the football field, bash a few heads, rinse it in the sink and then attach it to the computer and start typing ...

    10. Re:That keyboard looks cool, but... by Builder · · Score: 1

      You might want to get it checked out anyway - the c key seems intermittently faulty :D

    11. Re:That keyboard looks cool, but... by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      hehe :)

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  15. "Good things come in small packages" by renrutal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are they only delivering the keys?

    1. Re:"Good things come in small packages" by blincoln · · Score: 1

      I think they're going to release:

      - A box with a handful of customizable keys that you use in conjunction with a regular keyboard, like the USB numeric keypads some people have.
      - It will use B&W LCDs instead of colour OLEDS.
      - It will be twice as thick as the rendered Optimus keyboard.
      - It will cost $100 or more.
      - The drivers and configuration software will be flakey.
      - It will not stand up to a year's worth of regular use.

      Seriously, I like the original idea, but it's not practical right now.

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    2. Re:"Good things come in small packages" by starwed · · Score: 1

      Yes, and you have to sleep with them to get more...

  16. Korean by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Don't expect the results of the inquiry to reflect reality, just what they want people to believe. He may have made those breakthroughs, or he may have done much worse than they say. It is immaterial.

  17. The world's first dog ? by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I had a dog long before this guy cloned one.

    Perhaps the submitted meant "the first to sucessfully clone a dog"

    Talking of dogs, you can sponsor the poor beggers here (after looking at the one I sponsor)

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    1. Re:The world's first dog ? by weierstrass · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, it's because he cloned the first one that there is now more than one dog.

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    2. Re:The world's first dog ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was his name Seymour? Could he bark Walking on Sunshine? Could he do two, no, three things at once?

      If not he wasn't a real dog.

    3. Re:The world's first dog ? by inKubus · · Score: 1

      Chinese clone handbag. Chinese clone software. Chinese clone dog.

      What next?

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  18. For real ease of use, there must be 2 keys only by mi · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only two keys: "DO" and "Undo". The software is supposed to be able to figure out (correctly!), what to do (or undo).

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    1. Re:For real ease of use, there must be 2 keys only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if only life had an Undo button. (stolen from some interview somewhere)

      -Sj53

    2. Re:For real ease of use, there must be 2 keys only by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      The only two keys: "DO" and "Undo". The software is supposed to be able to figure out (correctly!), what to do (or undo).

      Do+undo == try. So there is a try ... that deceptive Yoda fooled us.

      That's it, I'm turning to the Dark Side. ;-P

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    3. Re:For real ease of use, there must be 2 keys only by Z0mb1eman · · Score: 1

      If the software correctly figures out what to do every time, why would you ever need an undo? :p

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    4. Re:For real ease of use, there must be 2 keys only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If the software correctly figures out what to do every time, why would you ever need an undo?
      It's for the times when the user doesn't know what the correct thing to do is. He'll hit "Do - Undo - Do - Undo" until he realizes that the keyboard was right the first time.
    5. Re:For real ease of use, there must be 2 keys only by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ha! My keyboard is even easier to use - it has only *one* key. I entered this message in Morse code. :-)

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    6. Re:For real ease of use, there must be 2 keys only by Baricom · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs? Is that you?

  19. I dont see it by TwentyQuestions · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I dont see that keyboard happening this year, maybe not at all.

    They obviously dont even have a protype worth photographing because all their pictures are CG.

    The whole thing makes me suspicious.

    It says "It will cost less than a good mobile phone". I really cant see that happening. The displays will cost alot, but the microcontrollers to make this thing be "OS-independent" would put it over $200-$300 alone I think.

    "It will most likely use the OLED technology (e-paper is sooo slow)."
    Its just a keyboard...If E-Ink is good enough and cheap enough for everything from Wristwatches(http://compuquart.com/content/view/17 63/2/) to EBook readers(http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/29/sony-to -announce-us-e-book-reader/), I think it can do the job for a fairly static keyboard(less power usage too).

    Above of all to me the silliness on their answers page("Moscow is the capital of Russia." etc..) shows they arent very serious.

    1. Re:I dont see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Above of all to me the silliness on their answers page("Moscow is the capital of Russia." etc..) shows they arent very serious.

      [ironic remark]yeah, i know what you mean... just like winamp... http://www.winamp.com/about/team.php [/ ironic remark]

    2. Re:I dont see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the microcontrollers to make this thing be "OS-independent" would put it over $200-$300 alone I think.

      You are assuming too much. The website says "It will be OS-independent (at least it's going to be able to work in some default state with any OS)." So it doesn't need all the fancy stuff to work independently of the computer, it just needs to know enough to default to a standard 105 key QWERTY. And that's what existing keyboards do - without $200-$300 costs. They can ship something that's basically a normal keyboard, except it accepts OS-driven events to change the bitmaps on the keys, and still do what they are claiming.

    3. Re:I dont see it by Matimus · · Score: 1
      It says "It will cost less than a good mobile phone". I really cant see that happening. The displays will cost alot, but the microcontrollers to make this thing be "OS-independent" would put it over $200-$300 alone I think.

      $200 - $300 for a microcontroller? Maybe I'm confused about what you are trying to say but last time I checked, good-enough "microcontrollers" were only about $4 each in bulk. I'm guessing the keyboard is USB, and will just work like a normal USB keyboard if it is connected to a system that doesn't have drivers, thus is the nature of USB. I doubt this keyboard has more than one processor anyway, assuming its not an ASIC or FPGA. The displays will be spendy, processing power is relatively cheap though.

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    4. Re:I dont see it by TwentyQuestions · · Score: 1

      Yes microcontrollers are very cheap. But the products cost usually goes up many times the actual cost of the hardware. Exspecialy if its a new and innovative feature.

      The features they outline would require alot of in-keyboard intelligence. To be properly "OS-independent" it would require a good bit of processing power in the keyboard.

      Yes it is fairly cheap to manufacturer, but its not a cheap feature when bought to have a "mini" computer in a usally passive device.

      will just work like a normal USB keyboard if it is connected to a system that doesn't have drivers

      Well they dont tell use much about it so we dont really know. The way I read it, its more or less driverless as well, acting totaly like a normal keyboard just sending combinations of keystrokes when a programmed key is pressed.

    5. Re:I dont see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about twentyquestions. At least have the stones to admit when you're wrong.

    6. Re:I dont see it by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

      Ummm... Check out Apple.com. They obviously dont even have a protype worth photographing because all their pictures are CG. Oh wait... you can actually buy that stuff right now? Perhaps something is wrong with the logic here...

    7. Re:I dont see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They state that the keyboard would have at least a basic, default state in an un-supported OS. The implication is that driver support would be required, but that they would expect to release drivers for a number of popular OS types.

      And seriously, they aren't suggesting the thing will be able to render 3d scenes in realtime or anything. $200 is far more than you'd need to spend, even at low-volume prices, for a microcontroller to run a mostly static OLED display and interpret a few key-strokes.

  20. that keyboard looks pretty sweet... by atarione · · Score: 1

    but i'm not sure i want to pay as much for a keyboard as i would for a high end video card...

    what is it with computers lately... first they want me to pay for 2 video cards (sli, crossfire) then two processor cores.....Now with the $500 keyboards....

    I'm going to have to take out a 2nd mortgage when i upgrade my current pc at this rate....

    jeeze....

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  21. Interveiw with Lebedev regarding the Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  22. Discovery to fix time averages for MS by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
    Link.

    Confirmed by Microsoft according to the article.

    In 2003, Microsoft took an average of three months to issue patches for problems reported to them. In 2004, that time frame shot up to 134.5 days, a number that remained virtually unchanged in 2005.

    I'm certain that critical flaws for other OSes are always fixed faster.

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  23. Almost Identical to a Type 6 by daverabbitz · · Score: 1

    Has anyone else noticed that the keyboard layout is almost identical to a Sun Type 6.
    Those Keys are pretty swank, though I don't really see the point in it, Who looks at the keyboard when they type anyway?

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    1. Re:Almost Identical to a Type 6 by ClamIAm · · Score: 1
      Those Keys are pretty swank, though I don't really see the point in it,

      Unless you're learning to type in different kbd layouts, yeah there's not a lot of point to have 100+ keys have little pictures. If it was just the hotkeys on the left, that would be cool, cuz you could program whatever apps you wanted onto it.

    2. Re:Almost Identical to a Type 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      though I don't really see the point in it, Who looks at the keyboard when they type anyway?

      Becuase outside the little world you call the USA where cultures mix it would probably be pretty handy to have a keyboard where the layout can be remapped to whatever language happens to be needed. Internet kiosks? Internet cafes?

      It could also open a whole new world of speed for "mouse only" users when they can see the application shortcuts on the keytops.

    3. Re:Almost Identical to a Type 6 by Losifer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not for typing.

      There are several applications that use an incredible number of essential keyboard shortcuts.

      I work at a video editing firm, and every Avid suite has a custom, color-coded keyboard. This sort of thing is very useful in non-typing situations. If it was context-sensitive, and would display the new commands when you go into, say, After Effects, your work would get done faster.

      This is for the video editor who switches between Avid and Final Cut Pro. Or the 3d animator who switches between 3DS Max and Lightwave. Or the photographer using both Photoshop and Aperture. Or one person using more than one of these programs.

    4. Re:Almost Identical to a Type 6 by daverabbitz · · Score: 1

      Firstly, when did I ever say I'm an american, I live in New Zealand, and I've never even been to the USA. Secondly you missed my point, it wasn't that all keyboards should be US-layout (though in NZ they are), it was that you shouldn't be looking at the keyboard when you type you should be looking at the screen, and hence it doesn't matter what symbols are on the keyboard. Besides which I prefer the spanish layout as it is easier to type accents.

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  24. SCO has best flaw/user ratio. by twitter · · Score: 4, Funny
    SCO had only nine.

    That's one for each user, fantastic!

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    1. Re:SCO has best flaw/user ratio. by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      Oh god, you're cracking me up over here. Slashdot has the best comedians...

  25. You have to be more specific by syberdave · · Score: 1

    The bitches'll be on me like gnats on a dog's dick when I attach mine to my laptop at the WiFi hotspot.


    Attach what to your laptop? Your dick or your keyboard? Well, I guess technically, the former is already attached to your laptop.

  26. How I deal with opt-out subscription plans by koreth · · Score: 1
    Some banks now offer a way to generate a temporary credit card number with a reduced credit limit or a shortened expiration time. (MBNA's implementation is called "ShopSafe.") So if you have to supply a credit card number to get a freebie from some company, and they say they'll charge you if you don't cancel, just give them a newly generated card number that expires at the end of the month or that has a credit limit lower than their monthly fee.

    I've gotten in the habit of using a temp card number for most of my online purchases, mostly so I don't have to go through the annoyance of changing the card numbers on all my subscriptions if some website's credit card database gets hacked and the bank has to invalidate the cards of all the site's customers. It's also a decent way to protect myself against credit card fraud.

  27. Honestly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Do you mean Win98 itself or the patches?

    Both :)

  28. Should have included that Damn CD story by Crashmarik · · Score: 2, Informative

    After I had some time I checked my collection of old burnt CD's. I found 10 from 96 and 10 were good. I had 3 different brands of CD. While 10 CD's may not be any way statiscally indicative. If the things had an absolute max life of 5 years you owuld have expected at least 1 not to read. I also found a couple from 98,99 and 2000 all good as well. I have to ask what agenda does the guy promulgating the short CD life theory have ?? Is IBM starting to manufacture a new tape drive tech ?

  29. Netflix owns by rho · · Score: 1
    I've been so completely satisfied with Netflix, I can't even begin to gush enough.

    Screw the settlement. If you don't like Netflix, drop it. Bunch of fucking whiners.

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    1. Re:Netflix owns by cornface · · Score: 1

      Netflix has been completely satisified with me. I've had the same movies for going on three months.

    2. Re:Netflix owns by geekoid · · Score: 1

      IT's one thing not to like a service, it is another when the service out right lies about what they provide. That said..

      you should be happy that this settlement it being tossed back. Too many time corporation have gotten away with settlements that only benefit them instead of punishing then for wrong doing.

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  30. Actual Date by El+Royo · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was a small typo on the web page. The release date is April 1, 2006.

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  31. Not high-rez at all by cgenman · · Score: 1

    If you look at the keys, they're 32x32 icons. That's not very high-rez, and those are the concept pictures: the real thing may use 16x16 or less.

    Likewise, my understanding was that the larger the display, the more expensive it becomes. This, like chips, is because of the increasing fragility and the increasing likelyhood of a manufacturing defect sending it all to pot. But these are postage-stamp size screens, and as such should be much cheaper.

    And except for the red background in one of the pictures, the normal keys are all black and white. They'll probably dump the red and go with B&W images on the regular keyboard keys, further driving down cost.

    A bunch of low-rez postage-stamp sized color screens, and about 90 low-rez black-and-white keys? And about a million miles of tiny little wires? Should be do-able in 300 bucks. If they needed to drive costs down further, go traditional LCD on all of the normal keys with one big glowing backlight... that I could see coming in at 100 or less, though looking pretty crappy.

    On the other hand, realistically they're probably not launching on Feb 1st. That's probably when they will make the announcement about the release date, or even announce the date they will announce the release date.

  32. I am a Touch Typist by farnsaw · · Score: 1

    I am a Touch Typist and I see no use to having every keycap be changable. The advantage of having the keys static is that you can touch type very very quickly. Changing what a key does is doable today but would be confusing since you probably would not move the keycaps around on your keyboard every time you changed the layout (i.e. from application to application) but having software that would do this doesn't seem to be particularly useful in most cases. Ok, having the "Web Keys" or "Application Keys" or whatever those new extra keys are called that will launch various applications have dynamic keycaps and be easily programable would be nice, and I could see where having the line number displayed on the down arrow key might be nice in vi (ok, vim) but really, most people who need to know that either use a graphical editor that displays the current line number or knows the key commands necessary for their editor of choice to show them. I certainly would not pay $500 for one of these keyboards.

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    1. Re:I am a Touch Typist by aduzik · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That's true; a keyboard like this won't be of much use to someone who only uses a keyboard to type. However, certain applications exploit the keyboard so that the user won't have to move the mouse to choose tools and commands. Two good examples of this are Photoshop and Final Cut Pro. While I don't use FCP, I do use Photoshop and I know that not knowing the keyboard shortcuts really slows me down. It would be nice to be able to see what key to hit to switch tools or even to see what the modifier keys will do to the current tool.

      A friend of mine who does use FCP has a neat modified Apple Pro keyboard called the Logic Keyboard that replaces a number of the standard keycaps with color-coded keys labelled with icons from the program. Also, I could see gamers really latching onto this. The more complex games get, the more likely it is that you'll need a richer set of commands which are most easily accessed from the keyboard. Even the picture from the website shows the keyboard relabelled for Doom. If you play a lot of games this would be a godsend.

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    2. Re:I am a Touch Typist by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      think about flight sims! that would help alot not having to have go through the 300 page manual and reference to find the right key combinations.

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  33. No, three. by Animats · · Score: 1

    Chuck Moore once produced a Forth system with a three-key keyboard. Chords were supported, so you could key seven different patterns. That system was an exercise in minimalism; the CPU only had about 4000 transistors, and generated the waveforms for a color TV in software. It was an elegant dead end.

  34. keyboard by Synth3t1c · · Score: 1

    I am sure everyone agrees here, if that keyboard will last for a while, it is definately a good investment...

    1. Re:keyboard by bjoeg · · Score: 1

      How do you clean such a keyboard? I guess I just cant put into my dishwasher like my old standard IBM keyboard.

  35. In Soviet Russia... by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    the jokes tell YOU!

    Moscow is the capital of Russia

    dude, these are former soviets...these kind of jokes are funny to them...that doesn't mean their product is going to suck...you are culturally illiterate my friend

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    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Moscow is the capital of Russia
      dude, these are former soviets...these kind of jokes

      Not necessarily a joke -- there are at least seven "Moscow"s in the USA. One might think that the original, oldest, largest one wouldn't require disambiguation, but US newsreaders seem to think, for instance, they need to say "Paris, France" in case viewers think they're talking about Paris, Texas.

    2. Re:In Soviet Russia... by trandism · · Score: 1

      True you must admit though that Paris, Texas is a special one :)

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  36. Not quite as cool by phorm · · Score: 1

    With an OLED keyboard, you could have animations or live alterations too. Playing a game where your weapons slowly charge... suddenly instead of a "null" icon in the corner you have a big bad bomb icon. Really it could make various interactive tasks a bit more interactive, even in business/etc programs - depending on what you are doing.

  37. Re:Optimus -- one step further... by rawg · · Score: 1

    I'll take it a step further.

    Combine the Fingerworks zero force keyboard with the o-led display. Now that would be a serious keyboard!

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  38. Re:Case for water ... eh. by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
    "The famed 'blueberries' present in the Martian sediments are concretions. On Earth they only form in the presence of water."

    In the laboratory -- i.e., on Earth -- blueberries have also been demonstrated to form in the presence of high-intensity electric arcs -- e.g., lightning. A lightning-strike on Earth releases enough energy (if efficiently employed) to excavate an 85-foot crater, but most of its energy is dissipated in the atmosphere ("boom!"). On Mars there's very little atmosphere to absorb such energy, so it's reasonable to expect a profound effect on the surface, although excavation is not necessarily the most prevalent among them. It's hard to know whether to expect more or less intense arcing on Mars; conditions are very different from Earth, and anyway Earth lightning's generative mechanism is very poorly understood (e.g. sprites were not predicted).

    In fact, if you zoom into any dark area of the Martian surface (as imaged by the Global Surveyor) you'll find the darkness is composed of thousands of criscrossed black tracks of what they like to call "dust devils", which have been acknowledged to be primarily an electrical phenomenon.

    Ignoring electrical phenomena presents theorists with two problems: first, they have to invent some other system to account for observations (e.g. surface water) and, second, they have to explain why the known electrical phenomena can have no observable effects, particularly not those they've just attributed to something else. Usually they dispense with the latter, and expect (rightly so far) that few will point out the omission.

  39. Re: Your sig by cduffy · · Score: 1

    "Computer Scientists can count to 1024 on their fingers" (non-mutant, non-mutilatated, human computer scientists)

    Not all permutations of fingers can be held up at a time without substantial discomfort, or (in some cases) far enough to clearly disambiguate between "up" and "down" when surrounding fingers are in the fully opposing state.

    Now, this might not be true for you -- but that would make you a mutant.

  40. Microsoft is just Better at Broken Software by darkonc · · Score: 1
    The point of that report is that MS Windows had so many vulnerabilities that it was split out into it's own category:
    Windows: 800
    Anybody else: 2000
    Cross Platform: 2000
    Three broad categories. Nobody other than Microsoft managed to create software buggy enough to qualify for their own category. PR geeks somehow manage to turn this into a plus for microsoft.

    That various reporters managed to mis-construe this seemingly obvious fact is only peripherally CERT's fault. I've been on the inside of enough news stories to know that very few facts make it past a news editor's desk unscathed.

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  41. Don't forget the virus/adware possibilities... by OmniGeek · · Score: 1

    Instead of "Punch the monkey" banner ads, we might see something like "chase your moving Escape key around the keyboard" or "every damn key suddenly maps to "OK"...

    Seriously, it does seem promising, but like most improved keyboard designs, we'll probably never see it adopted. It's a problem of human inertia.

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  42. Re:Case for water ... eh. by amightywind · · Score: 1

    Fulgurites will not be perfectly spherical like the blueberries, they tend to be flattened shapes. Nor would they be uniformly distributed in the host rock. Also the blueberries were examinied closely enough to see that they are not made of glass like fugerites. They are mostly hematite. I can't say much about lightning conditions on early Mars, except that lightning is less likely to discharge in a thinner atmosphere. But with all of the particulates flying around in the atmosphere I wouldn't be surprised if it occured.

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  43. Blinking keyboard... by Eric+S.+Smith · · Score: 1
    [...] the down arrow is flashing green with a number [...]
    [...] the Email-key on your keyboard starts pulsating [...] When you're done, the IM key starts blinking...

    And I thought that animated GIFs were annoying: no way I'd want a carnival of winky-lights dancing all over my keyboard, even if having modal key labels turned out to be a good idea.

    This'd be a fine replacement for some touch-screens, since you'd get the flexibility of updatable labels with the usability of actual, pressable buttons. But in the case of a general purpose PC keyboard, I'm afraid that I'd find your revolution in human-computer interaction, uh, "revolting".

    1. Re:Blinking keyboard... by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      >>no way I'd want a carnival of winky-lights dancing all over my keyboard...

      What if it played "Wizards of Winter" at the same time?

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  44. Re:Case for water ... eh. by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
    Who said anything about "uniformly distributed in the host rock"? Who said anything about "early Mars"? Who said anything about "made of glass"? Zap the soil lying there right on the surface and see what happens. Yes, loose hematite balls.

    If lightning is "less likely ... in a thinner atmosphere", that means charges build up longer before it discharges, releasing more energy when it does. However, a thinner atmosphere (particles or no) is no inherent limit on lightning. What matters is ionization and dielectric breakdown. Ionization depends largely on short-wave ultraviolet exposure, which is higher on Mars because it has no ozone layer.

    Incidentally, how do you imagine those "particulates flying around in the [wispy] atmosphere" get there -- thundering herds of wildebeest? Towering convection columns? The only plausible force available to loft the mass of those enormous dust storms is itself electrostatic.

  45. Re:Case for water ... eh. by amightywind · · Score: 1

    Zap the soil lying there right on the surface and see what happens. Yes, loose hematite balls.

    You don't know what your are talking about. Here is a picture of a Fulgerite. The lighting discharge gives the dendritic tubes cylindrical symetry. They are not spherical. Also the process of annealing does not fractionate hematite from the surrounding rocks. How would a lightning strike do that.

    Incidentally, how do you imagine those "particulates flying around in the [wispy] atmosphere" get there -- thundering herds of wildebeest? Towering convection columns? The only plausible force available to loft the mass of those enormous dust storms is itself electrostatic.

    Again, a crazy idea. If you are suggesting that dust is levitated into the atmosphere by electrostatic forces? Absurd. Dust enters the atmosphere through saltation. Sand size grains are picked up by wind and impact back to the ground kicking dust into the turbulent boundary layer and suspension. This is great reference on the process.

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  46. Re: Your sig by farnsaw · · Score: 1

    I am assuming that computer scientists like electrical engineers will set a threshold for "on" and anything beyond the threshold is considered to be a one. That is, the finger does not have to be completely extended to count as one. That makes it easy to do, also you will find it easier if you keep your palms facing you as you are counting.

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  47. Re:Case for water ... eh. by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
    Electrical discharges leave a wide variety of residues, depending on details of substrate, subsurface conductivity, current density, temperature reached, and duration. Lightning on Earth tends to one extreme, which produces typical terrestrial fulgarites. On Mars, who knows?

    Nobody said anything about current fractionating anything from rocks. When we look at the places where blueberries are found we find nearly pure hematite soil, the natural place to get the material for a hematite spheroid. "Lightning strike"? Is that the only sort of electrical discharge possible?

    If you find the notion of electrical activity lofting dust absurd, it must be because you have paid too little attention to the analyses of Martian "dust devils", nor to recent measurements on terrestrial tornadoes. What's absurd is to imagine that Mars's atmosphere is thick enough to suspend dust in just the way it happens here.

  48. Re: Your sig by cduffy · · Score: 1

    I don't actually think an absolute threshold would necessarily cut it -- in practice, the furthest I can extend my left ring finger with the surrounding fingers fully withdrawn is close enough to the furthest I can withdraw said finger with the surrounding fully extended as to leave some difficulty in interpreting between the two states without using the surrounding fingers as context.