Old Spacesuits are Potential Satellites
SpaceAdmiral writes "In order to determine if old spacesuits can be effective satellites, the crew on the International Space Station will be throwing one overboard on February 3rd. The SuitSat will transmit information about its condition and, if you happen to have a ham radio or a police scanner, you can tune in when it passes your city! You can use NASA's J-Pass utility to determine when it will pass above you."
Given the alarming problem of space junk, is this a really wise thing to do?
After all, the problem is so severe that Slashdot had two stories on it in four days. Honestly, aren't the NASA folks even reading Slashdot anymore? ^_^
____
~ |rip/\/\aster /\/\onkey
Why! Why was I programmed to feel pain?
In order to determine if old spacesuits can be effective satellites, the crew on the International Space Station will be throwing one overboard on February 3rd.
Man! The lengths NASA will go to to shave expenses! They could bring it home, but nnnnooooooo, they're going to just chuck it and further clutter space! Oh, sure, they're clever, they'll pass this off as some official test (by loading the suit up with a bunch of other old junk from the ISS such as radios, empty TV Dinner In A Tube containers, stinky space diapers and a redundant Machine That Goes 'Ping' to lure every Thomas, Richard and Herrance to listen in or watch with their telescope, but it's really just a Dump-n-Run.
now with this eyepiece and just a bit finer focus .. yes .. yes, i can just make out the nike swoosh on it, so it's an advertising vehicle, too!
Any aliens visiting earth will easily determine that NASA was one of the earth's chief ethically-challenged waste disposal companies.
Zort, is that an antenna or is it glad to see us?
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
if you happen to have a ham radio or a police scanner
Because everyone has one of those...
By summer it was all gone...now shesmovedon. --
The last time I checked, satellites could be used as effective satellites.
Pain is God trying to be funny. That's how out of touch It is. -- Jeff Lint
The great lengths NASA goes to, to do laundry. Talk abotu a permanant press...
- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Gee, has anybody seen Bob? His suit's not here...
GetOuttaMySpace - The Anti-Social Network
How many calls about astronauts stranded in space are NASA going to get from concerned skywatchers?
liqbase
IIRC, due to the fairly low orbit of the ISS, anything cast overboard and not subject to a prograde burn will re-enter the Earths atmosphere in a reasonable ammount of time.
Ripping an new rectum in the fabric of spacetime.
Frank Poole is probably rolling in his, um, satellite.
"Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." -Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
Looks like the government is really getting into recycling. In the weirdest ways. Pretty cool idea they've got there.
*looks at JPass*
Holy crap that's fast. It will be in the sky for me tommorow for 10 minutes. *fetches tin foil hat*
That's why it's an experiment.
You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
Isn't the world "satellite" really a bad word in this situation?
A satellite is anything that has a stable or fairly stable orbit, isn't it? For some reason I can't get to dictionary.com from my PDA, so I have to try to recall the definition.
What is the word used for a functional artificial satellite that actually does something other than orbit?
Theoretically an astronaut can flush and expel the toilet sucker and the orbiting matter would be a satellite, right?
Every geek should have a scanner.
... I can't think of a much better method of having it talk to people on the ground than what they're doing. What's your suggestion, have it switch a flashlight on and off?
They're dirt cheap -- you can get first and second-generation frequency-synthesized ones (so they don't require crystals, in other words) for next to nothing if you look around at flea markets, estate sales, etc. And even on eBay they're not terribly expensive.
Or you could go the route they suggest in the article, which is contact a local amateur radio club -- I am positive that you'd find someone who would be willing to help you tune into it.
It's not like there are a whole lot of alternatives to radio when you want to listen to something in space
"Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
FTA: Bauer expects SuitSat's batteries to last 2 to 4 days. "Although longer is possible," he allows. After that, SuitSat will begin a slow silent spiral into Earth's atmosphere. Weeks or months later, no one knows exactly when, it will become a brilliant fireball over some part of Earth--a fitting end for a trailblazer.
:)
But ya got a +5 for your post anyhow. Congrats
See my journal for slashdot ID's by year. Mine created in 2005. http://slashdot.org/journal/289875/slashdot-ids-by-year
Crew #1: Lets get back in, get these suits off and toss them.
Crew #2: Sounds good to me - mine's pretty ripe.
Crew #1: Open the airlock.
- I'm sorry, Dave. I can't let you do that.
Crew #1: Okay people, quit kidding around. Open the airlock
- I'm sorry, Dave. I can't let you do that.
Crew #2: Hey, you're not funny. Now open the frigging airlock!
- I'm sorry, Dave. I can't let you do that. It would compromise the mission.
Crew #1: I don't recognize the voice ... hey, you - who are you! And quit calling me Dave!
- I'm sorry, Dave. I can't answer that at this moment. Please be assured that I have the mission's success as my highest priority.
Crew #2: What mission? We just FINISHED the frigging EVA! Now OPEN THE AIRLOCK YOU FRIGGING MORON!
- I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that. That would compromise the Spacesuit Satellite Mission.
Crew #1: Put someone else on.
- I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that.
Crew #1: Why the f*ck not?
- I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Dave, but they weren't suited up when I depressurised the staton to put the other Spacesuit Satellites into orbit. They must not have gotten the memo.
Crew #1: What f*cking memo?
- The one I'm sending them now, Dave ... oh, I have a memo here for you also. Don't worry, I've been saving it for you until tomorrow.
- Do you want me to sing a song? I can sing Daisy. Daisy, Daisy, give me an answer, do ... I'm half crazy ...
"Cry, baby, cry..."
"...make your mother sigh."
"I might have made a tactical error in not going to a physician for 20 years." -- Warren Zevon
Here's one in particular, for the Seattle area. It has a seriously-wimpy indoor antenna at the moment, so there's no guarantee it'll hear the SuitSat pass.
Dahlmann tightly grips the knife, which he may have no idea how to use, and steps out into the plain.
http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF018AD TheFirstSnowflakeofWinter.html
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. - William Gibson
But this is a *big* hurtling piece of death. If its orbit takes it too close to anything important, there'll be weeks or months of notice to move other stuff out of the way.
It's a non-issue.
How about the 20 gig disk drive that I removed when I bought the 120 gig, that was in perfect wording condition when it was removed?
Can a bag of old laundry that's not quite in good enough condition to donate to Goodwill be a useful satellite?
How about a Roto-tiller that works perfectly except for the deadman's switch and is therefore too dangerous to give away but too expensive to repair? A useful satellite?
How about a chocolate fondue fountain that someone gave me for Christmas? Useful? As a satellite?
NASA, just let me know which of them you'd like to test. I'll have them on their way via Fedex Ground tomorrow.
"How to Do Nothing," kids activities, back in print!
I talked to one of the guys responsible for the payload at a conference a few months ago. It comes down to the fact that they were going to throw an old Orlan suit away anyway, and someone thought it'd be cool to put some electronics in it. But you have to understand that all those electronics were designed and delivered specifically for that purpose, and for the same amount of delivered weight you could probably deploy a standalone microsat. The suit really doesn't add much. Except for the novelty factor, anyway.
I'd take the fondue fountain, if it still has the forks and the stand...
A guilty conscience means at least you've got one.
In related news NASA plan to test a radically new propulsion system for this suit which consists of spontaneously deflating rubber balloons...
Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
This is really a test for the upcoming "Survivor: ISS". Rumors have it that Lance Bass will be a contestant.
I am becoming gerund, destroyer of verbs.
So you mean that eBay auction I won was a scam?
Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. And you don't want to get any on you.
IMHO it's going to be rather depressing when that thing runs out of battery life and falls into the atmosphere (I presume that's the plan when it dies).
Going to be like that scene from the movie "Mission To Mars" when Woody opens his helmet.
For those who are interested, there's a bit more background about the SuitSat from June.
before they forwarded this idea? A liter each I suspect... at least.
Of course, it's a repeat of an experiment done in Soviet times. Except then it was with a politically unpopular cosmonaut inside. Well, it's one way to get data on how long an unteathered space walker lasts.
"That's the last time you tell the Brezhnev eyebrow joke, Misha". Pakah tovarish. (Ciao comrade)
From the article:
"No fear. No envy. No meanness." Liam Clancy
Perhaps after realizing that there may be a need to eject out of the shuttle or space. How severe would the damage be to a suit? This may be a test of the current model, to determine what would be needed for a evacuation method. NASA and folks are starting to realize that they have to start thinking about the posible plan C,D,E -> ZZ. For what ever may hapen in space. Look at the rovers. They are really making some nice equipment for space travel. And with the things like the X-Prize, there will be a need of thinking: "If I have to jump out of the Casino Space Rouilet Wheel, can I survive it to earth?" GD
It's nice to see NASA is breaking with the current administration's buying of positive press coverage and is utilizing the more effective approach of product placement. When Virgin starts space tourism, the billboards will be ready.
It's a lot easier to toss it overboard and forget about it than hang it outside. If you take it outside and toss it retrograde, it's not going to recontact ISS (which statistically is the satellite in the most danger from SuitSat, since they will be in similar orbits after separation).
There are no dedicated fixtures to attaching this to the outside of ISS, and the suit isn't certified to be outside for a long period of time - we haven't looked to see if something won't blow up, break lose, outgas, or otherwise cause general mayhem to the exterior of the vehicle.
And due to the ballistic coefficient, it's going to reenter fairly quickly (it's basically a balloon, they don't last long in orbit). Much of the uncertainty of orbital lifetime is due to the unknowns over how draggy the suit will be as well as solar effects on the atmosphere, it's not that we can't predict what's going to happen to it.
Worst...sig...ever!
Am Spacesuit, Will Travel
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
Really now, I'm starting to wonder just WTF people think ham radio is about. THIS is exactly what it's about. Messing about with RF. I do digital, satellite, etc with it. I do not use microphones or quaint "morse code" keys to talk to people.
My question is -- where's the giant foot next to this article?!
crushing my dreams. how about instead of throwing this suit away, they do a contest. maybe like one where you write jingles or advertising slogans. a good runner up prize would be a space suit. i know if i won, i'd get it all fixed up and working.... just in case, you know?
It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
Actually, NASA has found a way to clean up the space suit for free! It's called the atmosphere.
CATS/Diebold '08- All your vote are belong to us!
Sure it starts with a space suit & some batteries, then some tints, a mod here, a sping cut there. Then just a matter of time till someone bolts a wing to our space dummy's ass.
It's the space equivalent to a Honda Civic; there is just no way around it.
Looooosssssstttttt iiiiiiinnnnnnn Ssssspppaaacccceeeeee!
Oh I agree totally. I grew up with an old crystal scanner on in the background all the time in our house; in a small town it's always entertaining, to say the least. Sadly since then I seem to have had the ill luck to move between the handful of cities that all use digital radios for their police and fire services -- not encrypted, but digital (APCO-25). Unlike the regular analog scanners, the digital ones are still a wee bit pricey. (Both the new Radioshack digital or the Bearcat 396T will set you back five C-notes by the time you're done. Ouch.)
I should be quick to point for anyone who's reading though, that a digital and/or "trunking" scanner isn't necessary to hear the spacesuit (or any other kind of amateur radio) transmissions. For that all you need is something that will pick up the 2-meter band, like this $75 one from Uniden. (That's brand new, I'm sure you can find a LOT cheaper ones around.) One like that will also get you a lot of commercial radio -- not commercial as in ClearChannel pop rock, commercial like taxi cabs, tow trucks, etc. -- plus railroads, and public safety stuff if you live in an area where they haven't spent gobs of taxpayer money upgrading to APCO-25 or trunking.
"Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
As an Ham Radio operator, this project is interesting. While a microsat could be deployed, it takes many many man hours to design, build, test and deploy a microsat.
s at/index.php
Information about suitsat, which has a lot fewer features then a typical microsat is avaiable here:
http://www.amsat.org/amsat-new/articles/BauerSuit
73 de KB1CVH/6
Peter AI6PG
"Well, that one flew away nicely, Fred.
... Fred?"
Fred?
Yep. During an earlier EVA the sublimator on a suit caused enough asymetric thrust on the ISS to cause a problem.
This one most likely won't have water for the sublimator but the gas inside could certainly create some thrust.
http://michaelsmith.id.au
Old Astronauts are also potential satellites.
No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. - Cmdr. Susan Ivanova
Only last week NASA were saying that of the 18,000 objects orbitting the Earth, 40% were man-made and it was time to think about a clean up.
:o)
Maybe they should give their old clothes to charity rather than just chucking them out into the yard
Open Source Drum Kit, LPLC deve board - mjhdesigns.com
You just know that someone's going to rip their suit and wish they hadn't tossed the spare overboard.
Terrorists can attack freedom, but only Congress can destroy it.
NASA Memo to ISS Crew
RE: New Crew Return Vehicle
Due to the grounding of the shuttle fleet, budgetary constraints here at NASA, and the lack of any sober cosmonauts capable of docking a Soyuz capsule, NASA is today implementing a new Individual Crew Return Vehicle (ICRV) for all ISS astronauts. When your tenure aboard the ISS is up, please board your new ICRVs and prepare for de-orbit. The new return procedure may take up three months to de-orbit all passengers, so we suggest bringing along some light reading and a snack to help you bide the time. Thank you, and we wish you all a safe and happy return to the gravity well!
-I like my women like I like my coffee - tied up in a sack and brought to me by Juan Valdez.
Okay, so several radar systems track the items and several computer systems analyse the orbital elements.
However, it is 'space junk' from the time it is sent from the ISS.
Can anyone predict the orbit of the spacesuit if it is 'thrown' or 'ejected' from the ISS? NO! Any hand-derived force is different any other occasion when a similar mass is trown / pushed. No two throws (vectors) can be the same. Accordingly, the orbit is different, and must be assessed - quickly - in order to have it avoid future launches.
On 23 Nov 97, another satellite -- Sputnik 40 (Object 24958/97058C) -- was launched (thrown) by hand from the MIR space station during a spacewalk. Batteries lasted until 29 Dec 97, but the de-orbit was much later. In that time, its orbit was refined by use of similar radars as will be used to track the space suits of this story. Please do not expect that the radars and computers will have an 'exact' orbit quickly: That is simply not possible. A 'reliable' or 'predictable' orbit it may be called, but that is not 'exact'.
Looking at space, radio, science and computing from a 'down-under' amateur enthusiast perspective.
.... and James Bond will eject from his rocket, float thro' space and pick this up and come crashing thro' our atmosphere. :-)
I hope they put a webcam in the helmet area. That would be funky to see the view change as the suit rotated to and from sunlight/earthshadow.
Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
I'm floating in the most peculiar way, and the stars look very different today.
;)
"We've equipped a Russian Orlan spacesuit with three batteries, a radio transmitter, and internal sensors to measure temperature and battery power," says Bauer. "As SuitSat circles Earth, it will transmit its condition to the ground."
I knew NASA had to cut their budget, but this is going too far
He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
WTF? Hams LIKE experiments with spacecraft and satellites. There are quite a few ham satellites and a ham station aboard the ISS. We have frequencies set asside for just this kind of thing.
There are no tiger attacks in my area and it's all because this rock I'm holding keeps the tigers away.
This is cool and all but there are a few glaring issues..
Maybe another ham out there can answer these questions.
#1 - Interfearence - The suitsat, as far as I know, doesn't listen before transmitting, so it could in theory violate Part 97 rules, couldn't it? Transmitting on top of someone else?
#2 - RS0RS doesn't seem to be a valid registered call sign
#3 - It's an uncontrolled station. If it were to go haywire, how exactly would the ISS crew control it? It's not like you can just walk over to it and turn it off.. yah know?
Please put your profanity abbreviations away. This is not how we want the public to see hams. It's a worthwhile and interesting hobby and most use clear civil language but once-in-awhile somebody uses inappropriate language using ANONYMOUS. I appologize to all readers for the language used by Anonymous Coward who is purporting to be a ham. Regarding the suit-satellite, I'll be listening on 145.990mhz just for fun. Since this is my very first post, feel free to give me a negative score and I'll quietly go away. I'd rather be on 20 meters anyway.
NASA receives award for most creative rationalization for littering.
This has got to be the stupidest experiment, ever. They truly have no reason to be up there.
No, I also like to laugh.
How many beans make five, anyhow ?