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What About the Grey Gamers?

Chris Morris at CNN's Game Over column wonders out loud about the legions of older gamers, and their snubbing by most of the gaming industry. From the article: "The Entertainment Software Association reports that 19 percent of the people playing video games are 50 or older. That's a huge jump from 1999, when players of that age group made up just 9 percent of the gaming world. Game publishers, though, seemingly couldn't care less - mainly leaving senior gamers to Web-based games, such as PopCap Games' 'Bookworm'. And while it certainly makes loads of sense for publishers to focus primarily on the core market, especially in transitional times like they're experiencing now, that focus is at risk of becoming myopic."

100 comments

  1. Re:HAHAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that's what floats your boat.

  2. I'm not an older gamer but by east+coast · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not an older gamer but I just recently started to play the games of my youth again. Telengard and Castle Wolfenstein (the original, not the FPS) rock!

    And this isn't to say I'm upset with the gaming industry, they're just getting old (as in tired). I still love playing stuff like CS:S but have you looked at what's coming out? Aside from the new Hitman all the new releases are just crap.

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    1. Re:I'm not an older gamer but by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      Heh, I experienced something similar, although somewhat more recent.

      I just picked up CIV4, played a bit of the tutorial, then jumped into Starcraft for a week or two. Still haven't managed to get back to CIV4 ..

    2. Re:I'm not an older gamer but by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Heh, Telengard. What a crazy game that was. I assume you play one of the newer versions? Waiting for the walls to draw in each room was the worst part. :)

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    3. Re:I'm not an older gamer but by east+coast · · Score: 1

      I assume you play one of the newer versions?

      No, it's an original version. Well, writen in C and not basic... in either case check it out.

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    4. Re:I'm not an older gamer but by MrShaggy · · Score: 1

      There is a new hitman ??? Gotta go check that out. I am in my thirties. Am i over a hill that I didnt know existed ? The trouble is that the newer games only want to be played on the newest hardware. I bought a great new laptop, but splinter cell barely plays on it. Whats up with that? One of the levels i cant get through becuase of video problems. You would think that there would be a patch that allowed you to play an older game, on a lesser system. This would bring wider appeal. I understand that they want to be able to push the envelope. But once there, how about a bone for us ?

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    5. Re:I'm not an older gamer but by gronofer · · Score: 1
      The game of my youth was Space Invaders, but I don't have much enthusiasm for that, these days.

      My fingers are itching to play Angband again. Hopefully I'll be able to resist.

    6. Re:I'm not an older gamer but by east+coast · · Score: 1

      There is a new hitman ???

      Soon.

      I am in my thirties. Am i over a hill that I didnt know existed ?

      I'm 32 and I don't consider myself over the hill when it comes to gaming. I just think most current titles suck a bit. I think a lot of it is the porting from console. I'm not a console person and the ports don't seem to take enough advantage of the potential of the PC.

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    7. Re:I'm not an older gamer but by Meagermanx · · Score: 1

      Try MAngband.

    8. Re:I'm not an older gamer but by gronofer · · Score: 1
      Ohh that looks cool.

      You bastard!

  3. It's inevitable by deadhammer · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Eventually the game industry is going to have to figure out how to market to the older demographic. The majority of gamers currently are 25 and over. If we're talking about an industry that's planning on sticking around for the next few decades, it's going to come up eventually.

    Naturally, of course, there's still plenty of clout among the "video games are just for kids" crowd to delay this eventuality.

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    1. Re:It's inevitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't "have to". Just because they're a business, doesn't mean every living person is a customer they want to try to reach out to.

      Now I'm going back to finish this business plan for my bukkake-for-feminazis store...

    2. Re:It's inevitable by inter+alias · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the game programmers and marketers are going to get old to. They will be able to market and make stuff for their own generation when they get older.

    3. Re:It's inevitable by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Eventually the game industry is going to have to figure out how to market to the older demographic
      Maybe they already have... the summary mentions web-based games in a negative light, but what's wrong with them? If you're not pushing the graphics envelope, it's a very convenient and low-cost way to go for everybody involved. Works fine for all manner of card games and adventure games.
    4. Re:It's inevitable by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      I would go for more online games if I could immerse myself easily.
      However, most enforce a tiny postage stamp sized area to play on and it completely wrecks the experience.

      I realise I can just link directly to the flash and get it fullscreen, but for a quickish playtest its inconvenient.

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    5. Re:It's inevitable by Meagermanx · · Score: 1

      But how many older gamers would be willing to constantly shell out money for new games, versus playing Popcap games? How many older gamers would really go buy a DS and Tetris rather than play web games? It's not what percentage of gamers they make up, but what percentage of market share.

    6. Re:It's inevitable by NortWind · · Score: 1
      Percentage of market makes no difference. It is absolute numbers. People in the early days of computing were happy to make a game to sell a few thousand units. Now that the total gaming market is so much bigger, game companies foolishly turn up their noses at numbers of gamers that would make developing a great game worthwhile and profitable. It is just herd thinking.

      Yes, I am 55 years old, and I play Animal Crossing on the DS, and bought a PS2 so that I could play Katamari I and Katamari II. I will buy any game that I think will be fun. I am not terribly price-sensitive. I do not really enjoy pretending to disembowel other people and then watch the flies buzz around.

  4. Grey gamers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Those darned space aliens better not be farmers.

    1. Re:Grey gamers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i just knew someone would mention them...

  5. When the new releases became 'classics' by photojunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I only hope that when I'm 72 and sitting down to play a little Mario Cart or Half-Life, my little brat grandkids won't bug me all the time with questions. "how do you play this game without stereo-glasses grandad?" "Is that supposed to be an alien?" Goddamn kids.

    1. Re:When the new releases became 'classics' by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Marty McFly: Let me show you. I'm a crack shot at this. [shoots a perfect score]
      Video Game Boy #1: You mean you have to use your hands?
      Video Game Boy #2: That's like a baby's toy!

      (trivia: Boy #1 is Elijah Wood a.k.a. Frodo)

    2. Re:When the new releases became 'classics' by prockcore · · Score: 1

      "Well when I was your age, we had a game with a yellow circle. And it ate dots and fruit. And then it would be chased by ghosts! Oh my! Oh!"

      "That's great, Grandpa."

      "And there was another game with a monkey, and he threw barrels at you that you had to jump over or they'd hurt you."

      "I gotta go grandpa!"

      "Wait, I didn't tell you about the frog who tries to cross the street"

      -Nick Swardson

  6. Good for gaming by moe.ron · · Score: 2, Funny

    In team based online multiplayer games, the older players bring a level of experience, maturity, and organization that often make the group better as a whole, or at least more fun to play with. In many gaming clans I've been with over the years, its usually the older players (40+) who take the lead and provide an example for the 12 year olds in the group. So I say they're good for gaming, and at the very least, they don't swear as much over teamspeak and don't call everyone a n00b.

    1. Re:Good for gaming by mc+bean · · Score: 0

      Funny or true? Where would the guilds be without someone to keep the arrogant teenagers and brash twenty-somethings in line? Most of those types just want to screw around, kill uber mobs, train people and not think about the repercussions. They could never be bothered with tracking DKP, mainting the website, taking attendance, dealing with people's personal issues and the myriad of other bullshit involved in the online gaming world.

      The success of my guild was certainly to the credit of its mature (40+) members, I'm sure you could find many more examples.

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    2. Re:Good for gaming by symbolic · · Score: 1

      Agreed - it's the 25-35 age group you really have to worry about.

  7. Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by FlyByPC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not yet "old and grey," but I've never liked FPS games. DOOM was unique when it came out, but if you've seen one, you've seen them all. (Yes, I've tried more modern versions; the graphics are much more realistic, but there's still really no plot.)

    Why aren't there more games like Syberia, Myst, The 7th Guest? Even Zork, with *no* graphics, was more interesting than the shoot-anything-that-moves games that the industry seems to concentrate on these days.

    Why not, for example, a space exploration game -- concentrating on the science, economics, and logistics involved, instead of the usual shoot-the-evil-green-aliens theme?

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    1. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by Cutriss · · Score: 1

      Why aren't there more games like Syberia, Myst, The 7th Guest?

      Profits.

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    2. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by TechieHermit · · Score: 1

      No plot??? Try something like Psi-Ops or Second Sight. Those were sort of crossover games, somewhere between first person shooters and an adventure game, with a seriously engrossing plot. And Second Sight had a great twist ending.

      And what about Deus Ex, a first person shooter which brought in RPG features and had multiple plotlines which were selected based on your choices? In the end, you chose one of three outcomes, A) you were the machine-enhanced god of a new world, taking over mankind in a sort of totalitarian thing, B) you went along with the status quo and helped the illuminati take over, or C) you went with the anarchy approach, letting a group of nihilists start an endless war which caused mankind to evolve into a much tougher race.

      What about Half Life 2? Or Killzone? Or Deus Ex's sequel, which had even more weirdness to it than Deus Ex?

      If you look, there are plenty of first person shooters with a great plot. Hell, Doom 3 had a decent plot, even if its forebears had "no plot" as a selling point... Give FPS's a break. They've been getting way more interesting lately.

    3. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why aren't there more games like Syberia, Myst, The 7th Guest?

      There are. Looked at store shelves lately? Everyone and their dog is making adventures like that. Sure, many aren't very good but that happens with all games.

      Why not, for example, a space exploration game -- concentrating on the science, economics, and logistics involved, instead of the usual shoot-the-evil-green-aliens theme?

      One of the so-called 4X games (Elite and its ilk, these days X3 is popular)? You can do anything you want in those and if you don't want to fight you won't have to (except maybe to fend off the occassional pirate).

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    4. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I remember Wolf 3D -- and the original Wolfenstein, too. Hell, I remember buying the Atari and getting bored of Combat the first weekend. Dad, can we go get another one? Hey, here's "Adventure", that looks good!

      An hour later, leave the yellow castle, go down the big corridor to the right, down into the room below, a dragon came at me, hair stood on end! Holy crap! Never looked back. Yeah, maybe we should've gotten an Oddysee II, or even the Intellivision (they did have an actual Dungeons and Dragons game, OMG!) but damn was that expensive! Yeah, we didn't have any damned thumb-sticks, multiple buttons. We had an 8-way with simple direction switches, no rheostats, and one, count 'em, one fire button, and we liked it!

      We didn't need no steenkeeng CD player -- we didn't even know what one was. A laser was that damned Shiva thing in the Guiness Book of World Records. You bought a fat disk to put in the middle of your 45 and put it on your eight million dollar record player with tinny speakers left over from Grandma's house when she moved to Florida, and you liked it! And that was assuming you didn't get a spanking for touching it in the first place. Because spankings was what real people did to train kids right, none of this touchey-feely stuff where the kids who came in last place at the Express-Your-Emotions-Taco-Bell T-ball tournament are praised as highly as those who busted ass and came in first, and get a trophy only one or two nanometers smaller with blue ribbons and holygrams on it. Nooo, if we lost, we didn't need people teasing us making a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L at us, no, we knew we were losers and we liked it! The coach would spank us and we'd go home crying from the T-ball and we'd get a another spanking for losing and we liked it!

      No, and then there was the day we found gramma's old portable cassette tape player with its one tinny speaker and it had a cartridge you could put into the cassette spot that made it play AM radio. Holy god, that must have cost almost as much as the six million dollar man. That thing played electronic transcriptions, or "tape recordings", even though it couldn't record. That was the ten million dollar version and it weighted seven hundred pounds.

      That thing was unbelievable. You can hear the music on the AM radio. The VCR and the DVD, there wasn't none of that crap back in 1970. We didn't know about a World Wide Web -- it was a whole different game being played back when I was a kid. Wanna get down in a cool way? Picture yourself on a beautiful day. Big bell bottoms and groovy long hair, just walkin' in style with a portable cd player? No, you would listen to the music on the AM radio. Yeah, you could hear the music on an AM radio.

      Flashback, '72, another summer in the neighborhood, hangin' out with nothing to do. Sometmes we'd go drivin' around in my sister's Pinto, cruisin' with the windows rolled down. We'd listen to the radio station. We were too damn poor to buy the eight track tapes. There wasn't any good time to wanna be inside, my mama wanna watch that TV all Goddamn night.

      I'd be in bed with the radio on -- I would listen to it all night long just to hear my favorite song. You'd have to wait but you could hear it on the AM radio. Yeah, you could hear the music on a AM radio -- I can still hear mama say, "Boy, turn that radio down!" "Aw, Mom. not that show again! I don't wanna watch that show! Can't we watch Six Million Dollar Man or Space 1999, something cool? Turn it off!

      Things changed back in '75. We were all growing up on the in and the outside, if ya know what I mean, and there wasn't no pr0n to download either, no, you found an old playboy out behind the factories, or, Heaven forbid, an 8mm film reel some kid couldn't hide in his home and you looked at the frames through the light. Damn, it looks like that woman has a forearm coming out of her mouth.

      We got in trouble with the police man. We got busted gettin' high in the back o

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    5. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hell, Doom 3 had a decent plot

      Bwahahahahaha! You don't read much, do you?

    6. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree. Every once in a while I'll play a FPS game, usually with or against someone, but they just don't hold my interest for very long. As far as I'm concerned, they're really just "twitch" games, and reaction time has never really been my strong suit. I didn't like Pong, and I don't much like Quake, either.

      I first played 7th Guest not as a computer game, but as a CD-I game (it was about the only useful thing I ever did with a CD-I, too). It was well thought out, the graphics were acceptable, and it was fun; although I think today the puzzles might strike most people as not flowing too well within the game -- they were almost 'mini-games.'

      I spent hours, too, playing Myst and Riven, which I thought were just stellar. And the first few top-down RTS games that I played were cool, too; but I think that genre has become tired as well.

      Right now I'm playing WoW, although I'm not sure I'll be very interested once I've explored the whole world; I've realized that what I really enjoy in most games is more the exploratory aspect than anything else, and WoW is neat for that because the world is probably an order of magnitude or two bigger than anything else I've experienced. Plus, if you're careful there's no reason why you get killed a lot, and that's something that's always annoyed me in other games.

      I think the game industry clearly is myopic -- there's almost no question. Recently, the games that have come out which have appealed to "not mainstream" markets (where the mainstream market is 15-22 year old white males, apparently), including older folks, female gamers, etc., have seemed almost accidental. That is to say, they've ended up being popular with other groups, although it doesn't seem like they were designed that way. For right now that's okay -- there are enough games that I'm interested in checking out, once I get bored with WoW, but I have to wonder if the game industry goes through a bad round of consolidation, if these 'accidents' will become more and more rare.

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    7. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by solios · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why not, for example, a space exploration game -- concentrating on the science, economics, and logistics involved, instead of the usual shoot-the-evil-green-aliens theme?

      Give Escape Velocity Nova a try, if you haven't already. It's available for Windows and MacOS and it's quite entertaining. It may not have the depth you're looking for, but it's extremely freeform for a modern game - you can be a trader, a raider, a transporter, a diplomat... sure there's combat involved, but it's more along the lines of Asteroids than Doom. I find the game highly enjoyable - it's the first piece of shareware I actually payed money for!

    8. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      I'm not yet "old and grey," but I've never liked FPS games. DOOM was unique when it came out, but if you've seen one, you've seen them all. (Yes, I've tried more modern versions; the graphics are much more realistic, but there's still really no plot.)

      I'm in the same boat. I really hate FPS games; running around just killing everything doesn't really do anything for me. After about 20 minutes I find my head is just buzzing from them, they're like sensory overload without any fun.

      I'm in my late 30's, and while I still like gaming, I'm afraid that many of the newer games either fall into the FPS category, or require the ability to simultaneously work 11 buttons or so.

      I have a bear of a time just finding relatively simple games which are fun to play, but don't require hours and hours of investment to get anywhere with. I just want to fire up the console, play for an hour or so, and then put it away. So many of the modern games assume you've been continually playing for your entire life and have all of the m4d sk1llz needed to play them.

      I'm sure the kind of games I'd like to play would be boring and un-challenging for todays kids -- I've watched my nephews play, and I'm always shocked by their ability to fully take in every single display and icon all at once. I have to look around and spot individual things, including the display elements. My nephews just seem to take it all in at once.

      I'm tempted to start looking at a Nintendo system, because it seems a lot of their kids games are pretty straightforward, simple and fun to play.

      Can anyone reccomend some games suited for a single player that don't require mutant reflexes to operate and that can just be played in small increments? Not being a 'hardcore' gamer, simple and fun is what I want most.
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    9. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by Colourspace · · Score: 1

      Hi Impy, very interesting but at your age I'd lay of the LSD dude.

    10. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      I guess I do qualify as a "grey gamer", and I've been gaming since Pong. I do like FPS games as well as games like Myst. I like GTA and other action games too. Just because you get older doesn't mean you stop liking games. If it wasn't for older gamers, there never would have been a gaming industry or the hardware to play the current games. The game industry might want to consider that older gamers have more disposable income to waste on their wares.

    11. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by FlynnMP3 · · Score: 1

      Splinter Cell. I enjoy the strategy aspect of the game, so much so that the replay value is quite high for me. It does require a pretty beefy computer and the Starforce copy protection is very annoying. I doubt I will buy the next game because of the CP. I still need to uninstall SC:CT and see if my DVD burner still works. If it doesn't UBI and Starforce are going to get email from me. Not that they'll listen...sigh....rant over.

      Anyway, Splinter cell supports many different kinds of play styles. Provided you like the whole spy secret agency thing. Some don't and are even offended by it.

    12. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by tabby · · Score: 1

      Although there are still companies producing 'classic graphical adventures', the adventure game genre has largely evolved into 3rd person action adventure, eg TombRaider, Beyond Good & Evil, Zelda:Yet Again, Kameo etc.

      Most FPS games are crap. It depends what you like. Halo/2 didn't have a particularly involved story but it did have a pretty cool backstory & characters.

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    13. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by stuffman64 · · Score: 1

      Black and White 2 is a really nifty game. The interface is about as simple as it gets, and the whole concept is rather amazing. Probably one of my favorite games ever.

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    14. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We also have a bunch of grey-hairs playing Call of Duty: United Offensive. More strategic and tactical then a lot of FPSs (run-n-gun is a good way to die).

    15. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by 4D6963 · · Score: 1
      That one game depresses me. You are there, wandering the emptiness of space with your little space ship with its ridiculous proton laser gun that wouldn't move an asteroid from its orbit, trying to avoid any fights with the other ships, that are all bigger and better armed than you, to strive through hostile systems to deliver your 10 tons of food that you'll sell 70% more than you bought them, a stop at the station, fullfil your 5-shot hyperspace travel drive thing with fuel, look for some new *exciting missions*, by a map of the neighbourhood, and then deliver your ten passengers to a nearby system, until you get stuck without any hyperspace travel possible in some system only populated by wandering asteroids, unless you buy that expensive energy-reloader that will let you travel back to the nearest inhabited system, provided that you wait for about 2 minutes for you to load, and there you are going again for selecting a system you want to pass by and reload your hyperspace driver fuel thing, slow down, select the station to dock yourself and, and then push the gas again to get far enough to start the hyperspace travel, etc, etc, etc...

      What's the point of this game anyway? To manage to get yourself a bigger second-hand ship after you transported 56,730 tons of merchandise through the galaxy in 536 hyperspace jumps?

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    16. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by solios · · Score: 1

      What's the point of this game anyway? To manage to get yourself a bigger second-hand ship after you transported 56,730 tons of merchandise through the galaxy in 536 hyperspace jumps?

      It's like life that way.

      Unlike life, you can get pissed and make a decent run of it as a space pirate. :P

    17. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by 4D6963 · · Score: 1
      "It's like life that way."

      Yeah, it's kinda like working in a factory to me. The difference is that i'm not even getting paid for this

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    18. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by Eternal+Annoyance · · Score: 1

      The point of such games is to have FUN. FUN which comes from the satisfaction that you succeeded again in, sometimes difficult, objectives. Objectives which you may, or may not, have planned yourself. But it's a lot more fun then a fps.

    19. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by SaltLord · · Score: 1

      "Yes, I've tried more modern versions; the graphics are much more realistic, but there's still really no plot."

      What a absolute rubbish! Tell me Halo didn't have a good plot, or Half life 1 and 2? Check this out http://members.shaw.ca/halflifestory/

      "Why not, for example, a space exploration game -- concentrating on the science, economics, and logistics involved, instead of the usual shoot-the-evil-green-aliens theme?"

      http://www.eve-online.com/

    20. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I find the Escape Velocity games more repetitive and boring than really difficult. Not such a bad game, but you quickly end up wondering what's the point. And then, the emptiness of space and hyperspace jumps really makes me depressed

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    21. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by Jackmn · · Score: 1

      I've played through HL1, 2, and Halo. None of them had particularily interesting plots.

      Deus Ex had a decent one.

    22. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      Can anyone reccomend some games suited for a single player that don't require mutant reflexes to operate and that can just be played in small increments? Not being a 'hardcore' gamer, simple and fun is what I want most.


      Weird Worlds: Return to Infinite Space

    23. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by SaltLord · · Score: 1

      Well you see.. we were talking about first person shooters and Deus Ex doesn't qualify.

    24. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by Repton · · Score: 1

      I tried that game.. I was having fun, exploring, trading, doing missions --- and then suddenly, I talked to this guy in a space station and my entire game was hijacked. I was unable to buy new ships, unable to carry much (any?) cargo, and unable to do most missions. So much for freeform gaming...

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    25. Re:Not all "gamers" play FPS games... by Jackmn · · Score: 1

      You do realise that Deus Ex is a first person shooter, correct?

  8. Science? by Ramble · · Score: 1

    "Why not, for example, a space exploration game -- concentrating on the science, economics, and logistics involved, instead of the usual shoot-the-evil-green-aliens theme?"

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that what games like Homeworld and Age of Empires are all about?

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    1. Re:Science? by Triprotic · · Score: 1

      You are wrong!

      Those games (Homeworld, Age of Empires) are about destroying your enemy. The grandpatrent poster was talking about games where violence isn't the only way.

      Civilization or Elite would have been good examples of such.

    2. Re:Science? by Ramble · · Score: 1

      I see. Elite was going to be one of my examples, but I thought more modern games would have been a better example. To be fair, AoE can be about resources, anyone who has played it for a small amount of time will know that once you focus on the challenge, all the game really is about is collecting resources (and you can forge alliances).

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    3. Re:Science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sc2.sourceforge.net

      awesome space exploration game

      one of the best games of all time

  9. Grey? by LordoftheLemmings · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does this mean the slashdot community is getting older too?

  10. Baloney. by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of puzzle and card games as well as the new cool games. As a 37 year old, I am still as excited as playing a new game as I was when I was 15. One difference is that I want to jump in, play for an hour or so, then jump out. It is for this reason that I have avoided MMORPGs. I waited my whole life for these games to arrive, playing muds, single player dungeons (mines of moria / krozair on the plato cluster, dungeon master on my ST, wizardry on my apple ][, nethack on every computer I have ever had). Now I don't want to use up all of my time playing them. I imagine when I slow down in my later years, I will enjoy the latest immersive dungeon or space game more than watching the 3dTV or whatever we have in 25 more years, but for now I just blast away for an hour or so and then go about my business as usual. One big hit with the older and younger crowd is and will always be sports games, especially golf. Also don't underestimate the denial of old people thinking that they are still young ! (looks in the mirror, "you still got it, champ")

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  11. Great Game Idea for the Greys by NightWulf · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Get Off My Lawn 1.0" We could have Maxis do it, ala the Sims engine. Where you have a life simulation where you drive at 5mph down the roads, pay for food at the supermarket with 5,000 coupons, and yell at kids to get off your lawn.

    1. Re:Great Game Idea for the Greys by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Ya know, it wasn't until I was a homeowner that I realized how badly kids who cut across your yard needed regular canings. It's unbelievable.

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    2. Re:Great Game Idea for the Greys by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Build a fence? That's what surprised me when I went to the USA. People have nothing to separates their yards. Here, I have a 6-foot hedge that delimitates the border of my yard

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    3. Re:Great Game Idea for the Greys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > drive at 5mph down the roads,drive at 5mph down the roads

      Hey! Not all of us are like that. I'm 59 and drive faster than probably 90% of the drivers out there. In general. Around twisty mountain roads, make that more like faster than 99.8% of the other drivers.

      I agree slow drivers are annoying and should be rounded up and sent to florida, regardless of their age.

  12. I wonder about 3D graphics... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
    I've read things saying that women are more likely to feel nauseous or dizzy from 3D graphics than men - which I'm guessing is true, as it certainly happens to me. I wonder if you're also more susceptible to this as you age?

    I kind of hope that's true, so it'll give them one more reason to give me more 2D games...

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    1. Re:I wonder about 3D graphics... by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1
      As I've gotten older, I've had to cut out FPS games completely. You can imagine how disappointed I was when Half-Life 2 made me so nauseous that I almost threw up. Haven't tried another one since. Had no problems with Wolfenstein 3D through to the greats of the era, System Shock 2 and Deus Ex.

      But on the plus side, there are plenty of "thinking" games coming out that put more emphasis on gaming than graphics. This includes Introversion's upcoming Defcon and SunAge (published by Lighthouse Interactive, a RTS in 2d (!). Recent games such as Weird Worlds (makers of Infinite Worlds in Strange Space) also lead me to believe that not all companies are going to go for beaucoup graphics as technology matures, but will be focusing their talent more and more on gameplay.

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    2. Re:I wonder about 3D graphics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not female, and also not nauseated by 3D games, but I do think there are great game concepts that are well expressed with 2D. I've heard that when the 3D consoles started coming out, they discouraged anyone using 2D graphics because they didn't show off the "smoking new features" of the game systems. While that bugs me, I can understand it.

      Now, though, 3D is old hat. It should be a novel idea to use 2D again for a new, fun game (or series). I'm with you that there should be more of these produced.

    3. Re:I wonder about 3D graphics... by ksheff · · Score: 1

      3D games give me headaches. It is probably due to my eyes not being aligned correctly.

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    4. Re:I wonder about 3D graphics... by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      I played Doom on a 486 and had a lot of fun. I was eager to try it on a new Pentium when that came out. I couldn't do it. Same exact game, but the faster frame rate nauseated me after only 1 minute of play. If the perspective transformation is just a tiny bit off, it upsets your sense of balance which upsets your stomach. Almost right is much worse than mostly wrong. Apparently Doom was almost right, but the 486 made it jerky enough that it wasn't a problem. A pity too-- can't fire up that game for old times sake unless I also scrounge up an old 486.

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  13. What do you, a grey gamer, want to play? by LionKimbro · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I would just like to ask:

    What would you, a "grey gamer," like to play?

    • Are there any particular story themes you want to explore?
    • What kinds of characters would you like to play?
    • What sort of interactive experiences do you want to try out?
    • Who do you want to play with? Do you want to stay with your generation, or would you like to mix it up?
    • Where are you at in your life? What do you want to do?
    • What do you need? What do you have to contribute?


    I'd earnestly like to know the answers to these questions.

    It's clear that you can "learn new tricks," otherwise you wouldn't be playing these games. So, what sorts of new tricks do you want to perform?
    1. Re:What do you, a grey gamer, want to play? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two girls at once.

    2. Re:What do you, a grey gamer, want to play? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot, foo. Most people are still fantasizing about one girl at once. Hell, one human at once. Hell, something living, or hell, just something that isn't a pile of knives and broken glass at once.

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    3. Re:What do you, a grey gamer, want to play? by duanedv · · Score: 1

      At age 68 I no longer have the eye-hand coordinaton required for too many of today's games. I just recently came across my son's old Nintendo and have been playing the orignal Legend of Zelda and Dragon Warrior games and enjoying them.

    4. Re:What do you, a grey gamer, want to play? by maumedia · · Score: 1

      Well, I find that I can't keep up the hand-eye coordination required for something like Burnout:Revenge for too long (although I did beat it), and I'm not really using any problem solving skills thes days. Almost every game qualifies as a twitch game.

      I think I'm looking for the same things in games that I'm looking for in movies: a good story, polished setting, and real emotion (even if it's just fear). Since the fall of the point-and-click adventure game, the story has consistently taken a back-seat to graphics and speed. Heck, even the 90's exploitation storyline of GTA:SA was a refreshing break from the sci-fi-military pulp onslaught.

      Good story-driven games:

      - Silent Hill 2
      - Resident Evil 4
      - Condemned
      - Indigo Prophesy
      - Strangers Wrath
      - Morrowind
      - GTA: San Andreas

      This list is short, but I don't own a PS2.

      Even my father, in his mid-fities, completed San Andreas. (with the exception of the flying missions, which had very frustrating controls on the Xbox.)

    5. Re:What do you, a grey gamer, want to play? by DaFrog · · Score: 1

      I am 41, 3 kids, 3 dogs, 1 cat, and one beautiful wife - My games: 1) half life 1, 2 (waiting for the next sequel) 2) GTA - All versions, dabling into MTA 3) Age of Empires (yep, M$ can make bug free products!) In 10 years? The same games and a few more dogs... Why these games: They are all innovative and are not time sucks (so that I can have a life) Cheers

    6. Re:What do you, a grey gamer, want to play? by LionKimbro · · Score: 1

      You might like "Metal Gear Solid," as well.

      The first doesn't require a PS2.

    7. Re:What do you, a grey gamer, want to play? by maumedia · · Score: 1

      I played the first on PS1. More movie than game, unfortunately.

      "story" doesn't necessarily mean sitting through 15 minute cutscenes.

      The first few Soul Reaver games were excellently done, as far as keeping the game and story together.

      What happened to "smart" games? Where are the "Gabriel Knight" games for this generation? The point-and-click genre might be dead, but that doesn't mean we didn't want adult stories or games that aren't based on twitch skills.

    8. Re:What do you, a grey gamer, want to play? by MrFlibbs · · Score: 1

      I turn 50 next week. Like many of the other "grey" posters, I've played many different computer games over the years. The original "Adventure" game was my first (remember "xyzzy"?), and I played a lot on an Apple II+ long before the PC came out. BTW, I have to laugh at the poster who thought Wolfenstein 3D was old -- I played the 2D version on my Apple years before the 3D version came out!

      Games that I've played recently and enjoyed? H/L I & II, Diable II, and Counterstrike are my favorites. I played Mario Cart with my kids and enjoyed it, but I don't much care for the controllers on game consoles. I hated the feel of racing games on a console as it's just plain awkward trying to stear with a thumb stick. The keyboard and mouse are much easier to control.

      What am I looking for? I think I'd enjoy the MMORPG games, but I've avoided them so far because I just don't have the time. (Several other posters have made this comment, and I heartily agree.) When I retire, though, I expect that will change and I'll spend many hours getting my characters promoted.

      I used to go to a LAN party with kids half my age and did okay on UT2 and BFI, but never had the time to learn the games that came out since then. (Plus, declining reflexes is a disadvantage.) I might play a RTS game if reaction time isn't critical and strategy plays the dominant role. Turn-based games may be more appealing, though.

      Who to play with? I don't mind playing with kids as long as hacks are impossible and there's no way for one obnoxious player to ruin the experience for everyone else. In fact, it might be fun roasting the more obnoxious kids using superior strategy and teamwork with the more honorable players!

    9. Re:What do you, a grey gamer, want to play? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What would you, a "grey gamer," like to play?


      Global Thermonuclear War.
    10. Re:What do you, a grey gamer, want to play? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think "Dirty old man".

    11. Re:What do you, a grey gamer, want to play? by Br._Fjordhr · · Score: 1
      Okay, I can not really answer for myself, I am only 39 and have pretty well lost interest in computer games. However, I can comment on what I see my father playing, he is 76.

      He mostly plays solitaire. He plays it because it is relaxing and, as he says, "I can turn the thing off at any moment and it doesn't mean a thing." Based on that, I would say that any game sold to him needs a lot of auto saving (and modern computers are fast enough to do that). He isn't interested in any game that needs to have a manual sitting open next to him. The interface must be intuitive and self explanatory. As far as any combat games, no way; he sees them and has a total "been there, done that (in the real world) no desire to do it again," attitude.

      Tetris is out because, as I said, he wants games that he can play while drinking a cup of coffee, taking care of my mother (which means frequent breaks) and just living his life. The game needs to just be there in the backdround waiting for him to pick up where he left off.

    12. Re:What do you, a grey gamer, want to play? by DeanCubed · · Score: 1

      Some kind of turn-based strategy game, like Advance Wars or Age of Empires on the DS, would be great. While it's the player's turn, they can get up and leave, come back, and its still there. They're easy to learn, can save at any time, and on the DS, you can just bring it anywhere you want. Also - why aren't more Nintendo games being mentioned? Metroid Prime is a slower paced FPS concentrating primarily on exploration rather than headshots or kill totals. Great for those who don't have or even want to have the reflexes necessary to beat people online at CS or Halo. Not to say that the game is easy, far from it, but it's not as twitch-based as other first person games. All the Legend of Zelda games are about exploration and a fairly easy quest so that you can enjoy the puzzles and story interrupted by a few original boss fights. My dad's 56 now, and he absolutely loves Age of Empires, Dungeon Keeper, and Empire Earth, while my 48 year old mom loves The Sims - another good game that doesnt require intense concentration and quick reflexes and stress in order to have fun. Also - this article is talking exactly about the people who Nintendo is trying to target with Nintendogs, Brain Training DS, and the whole Revolution concept. It's easy to picture most households with a cheap Revolution for the whole family to enjoy together, with family multiplayer games, single player games for older people (by older, I mean over 40), single and multiplayer games for kids (Mario, et al) and lots of single/multiplayer games for teens and younger adults (Smash Bros. Online, Zelda, Metroid, most 3rd party games). Combined with the ability to download simpler or older games (which has been proven a great idea by X-Box Live Arcade) for low cost, and a controller that fits in well with the other 2 or 3 remotes in the living room, the console won't be one that parents isolate into a kid's bedroom and never touch themselves, like the GameCube was. Parents will want to play too. And it's likely the least expensive console next gen, which will help new gamers uncomfortable paying $400 for something that looks almost more complicated than the PC they've barely figured out. So either alone or paired with an X-Box 360 or PS3 in Joe-17-year-old's room, it's the perfect solution for older gamers. Not to be a Nintendo fanboy or anything. There are also many games for older players on Sony and Microsoft's systems too. Sony's got some good turn-based strategy games about to come out on PSP, I already mentioned X-Box Live Arcade, and the PS2 has so many games there really is something for everyone. The problem with the PS2 is that there are few games that everyone can play together. Instead, there's a GTA or racing game for the teen, a golf or sports game or simple puzzle game for the adults, Ratchet and Clank for the preteens. Most of the best games on PS2 and X-Box are too violent for parents to play with the kids in the house. The multiplayer games that the whole family can play together are mostly crappy 3rd party Mario Kart or Mario Party clones based on Shrek or The Incredibles. And the adults don't want to go near that crap with a 60-foot-ranged wireless controller. They end up playing only for their kids, and don't have any fun themselves.

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  14. Most likely answer by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    "I'll know it when I see it."

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  15. Difficulty Settings by Detritus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd like to see more games with a wider range of difficulty settings. I get frustrated with games that expect everyone to have lightning-fast reflexes and excellent hand-eye coordination. There's a reason I became a computer programmer and not a baseball player.

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  16. Some thoughts from a "grey" gamer/game designer by bfwebster · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I turn 53 in a few months and I still buy and play computer games on a regular basis; recent purchases include Civ IV and Star Wars Battlefront II (I've reviewed both on Amazon). I suspect I'm in the distinct minority among my peers, but I could be wrong; my age group was pretty much the first one that grew up playing (and writing) computer games. Put another way, I've been playing computer games (30+ years) longer than some of you have been alive. (I also was involved in professional computer game design for several years back in the early years of PC-based games [1981-85; see here and here], as well as writing columns on the subject and reviewing commercial computer games.)

    Still, most people in the 40s and 50s just don't have time for computer games. Between family, work, church/community and other activities (yardwork, household repairs, struggles to get to the gym, etc.), they typically don't have the amount of free time required by most modern computer games. I work out of a home office on a consulting basis, so unless I'm swamped by current engagements, I can easily block out several hours to spend on a game. However, there have been other times in my life when I've had a 'regular' job; during those times, I've gone months or years without playing a computer game for the reasons cited above.

    Another downside for older gamers is that the 'costs' of spending lots of time on games are higher--e.g., it can interfere with work (and income), can cause serious marital problems, and so on. I know a man in his early 30s whose marriage is undergoing severe stress largely because of his obsession with HalfLife 2. In my own case, I have from time to time simply thrown away games because I felt I was wasting too much time playing them and not enough time on other projects (books, etc.).

    My own preferences tend to be strategy/simulation games, including historical war games and large-scale strategy games (the Civ games and various space-based 4x [eXplore, eXpand, eXploit, eXterminate] games). I tend to prefer turn-based games over real-time strategy (RTS) games, but have still spent time with the latter (e.g., LOTR: Battle for Middle Earth). I've played several RPGs (e.g., DungeonSiege, Neverwinter Nights, Freelancer) and even some MMORPGs (Earth and Beyond). While first-person shooter (FPS) games are not my first choice, I'll cheerfully play them if the subject matter is interesting; I've bought and played several of the Star Wars FPS games (Republic Commando, Battlefront I and II).

    Were I to design for 'grey gamers', I would probably focus on the following:

    • Design for short play cycles (30-60 minutes at a time); consider your competition to be an individual TV show.
    • Provide easy exit from the game and easy re-entry.
    • Emphasize analysis and thought over reflexes.
    • Avoid fiendishly difficult puzzles or tasks; we just don't have the frackin' time.
    • Allow saves (and restarts) at any point; same reason.
    • Design for PCs, not for game consoles

    Beyond that, I'd apply some of my own preferences on game design:

    • Emphasize game design before eye candy.
    • Avoid "railroad" games (i.e., the player is stuck on the rails and can't get off).
    • Allow many paths and solutions, including ones you as the designer might not have thought of.
    • Avoid arbitrary roadblocks and limits (usually put in to make the designer's job easier).

    FWIW. ..bruce..

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    1. Re:Some thoughts from a "grey" gamer/game designer by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Were I to design for 'grey gamers', I would probably focus on the following:

      I'm not "grey" (27 years old), but you basically struck on all the points I want included in games I play. I would say that overall the key points you describe are ones make gaming more accessable at all mature age ranges. (focus on stragety rather then eye-candy and reflexes, etc)

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    2. Re:Some thoughts from a "grey" gamer/game designer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny, because many of those ten points on how to design a game well for older gamers actually seems like a pretty good list of points just for designing a good game in general.

    3. Re:Some thoughts from a "grey" gamer/game designer by ockegheim · · Score: 1
      Another downside for older gamers is that the 'costs' of spending lots of time on games are higher--e.g., it can interfere with work (and income), can cause serious marital problems, and so on. I know a man in his early 30s whose marriage is undergoing severe stress largely because of his obsession with HalfLife 2. In my own case, I have from time to time simply thrown away games because I felt I was wasting too much time playing them and not enough time on other projects (books, etc.).

      Yes, since I got engaged, there somehow seems to be less time when I'm comfortable playing WoW. I'm working a bit more to save for the wedding and honeymoon and I need the sleep more. It's a shame (for my dwarf warrior), but it's all part of being more responsible I suppose.

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  17. Well... I are one... by kclittle · · Score: 1
    At 53, I've been playing computer games since I sat at an VT52 about 30 years ago and saw the computer spit out, "You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building. Around you is a forest. A small stream flows out of the building and down a gully."

    Then came StarTrek -- on an cool new VT100! A capital 'E' was the Enterprise, a capital 'K' a Klingon ship, a '*' was a star, etc. Oh, and a capital 'S' was the dreaded SuperCommander, a Romulan super-ship. Ooooooo! :)

    Of course, it didn't stop there. I was instantly addicted with the original Doom when it came out, and spent many pleasant hours on my Mac IIci playing Myst (yep, I went both ways in those days, PC and Mac). Descent consumed so much of my life I think of it as my EverCrack (which I didn't even dare to try...).

    The Diablo series was a fantastic break thru in game play, at least for me. WarCraft was, well, simply a bit slow paced. The first Myth was pretty good, but, again, the speed and adrenaline of the FPS's called. Quake, wow! Quake II? Awesome! But, alas, by this time (early 2000's) my reflexes start to slow, and playing online against others that are 20 years younger starts to tell the tale.

    So, the "grey gamer", at least in my case, is really a very long-time gamer. What I'd like to see is either more games like RTCW:ET, where there is more than just fire-and-jump-around going on, or perhaps ways to form "senior" leagues where folks of the same skill (i.e., reflex speed) can play competitively.

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  18. This article seems to be completely wrong by voxel · · Score: 0

    If 19% of gamers are over 50 years old, that tells me they are already targeting the 50+ year old gamers. You got 19% of the market already at 50+! What you want, to make JUST games targeting older croud?

    If anything, I think if 19% of gamers are 50 years or older, while the average overall age is something like 28 years old.. You may want to BACK DOWN the maturity of the games some and target the YOUNGER croud.

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    1. Re:This article seems to be completely wrong by Milikki · · Score: 1

      Ah, but its a good idea to aim at the older gamers, I mean, which is more likely to pay for their game?

      Kevin

    2. Re:This article seems to be completely wrong by voxel · · Score: 1

      The parents for their 12 year olds...

      Mommy Mommy, Daddy Daddy, buy me that game.. . OOOOOKAAAYY.

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  19. Duke Nukem Forever better come out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's a different experience, hearing the diabolical laugh of your sixty-something mother as the rocket-propelled grenade she fired hits you in the forehead. My parents played Mario on Nintendo late into the night while I was in college, later on they played all the way through Duke Nukem 3, and now I just hope that Forever comes out before they're too old and feeble for me to take revenge!

  20. Speaking as a 60 year old gamer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...more easter eggs like GTA's HotCoffee please!!!

  21. Ob. Penny-Arcade reference... by DrYak · · Score: 1
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  22. Grey Gamers?? by wookie+geek · · Score: 1

    Well I guess I'd be one if I still had hair. I'll be 55 this year. I remember playing Pong on the old b/w tv when it first came out. The next clear memory I have is of playing a video game in Picadilly Circus in London about 1972 it was called UFO I think, it was just a centered space ship able to rotate and "shoot" at flying saucers. But it was a "real" video game. My first computer games were Mission Impossible and some other text based game that I accessed from a sequential tape drive. Now a days I prefer the FPSs. The shop where I work actually has a SOF2 server set up and when things are slow we all jump on it. I'm the grandpa at the shop by about 10 years but I can still teach the younkers a thing or two about guile and just being plain old sneaky. The newer FPSs to me are just not as good. Lot of flash (eye candy) but no substance. (ex: Doom 3).

  23. It's-a-me, Wario! by tepples · · Score: 1

    although I think today the puzzles might strike most people as not flowing too well within the game -- they were almost 'mini-games.'

    As if any fan of Feel the Magic or WarioWare would have a problem with that.

  24. Not complete without a reference to... by patio11 · · Score: 1
  25. So THAT'S what Led Zeppelin was talking about! by pestie · · Score: 1

    OK, so when Robert Plant sang, "If there's a bustle in your hedge-row, don't be alarmed now," he wasn't just all hopped up on goofballs or something. He was talking about kids trying to sneak through your yard. I don't think I'll ever understand those wacky Englishmen.

  26. Funny thing by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    going back and playing old Genesis games the graphics aren't as unrecognizable as the 2600/intellivision era stuff. Even 10+ year old games like Mega Turrican, Granada and Wizard of Wor hold up pretty well. Some later stuff like Maximum Carnage and the Sonic Series look better then a lot of games out today. There were some rough edges when 3D graphics first hit (early PSX and Saturn titles are nearly as laughable as 2600 games), but by the Dreamcast's era that wasn't much of an issue. Sad to say, but the era of firing up a videogame and not having a flying f*** what's going on has passed.

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  27. Hunh? by Ceallach · · Score: 1

    Who says they aren't marketing to the older Gamer? My 63 year old mother seems wuite content with the games on her PS2, Gamecube and Xbox and her subscription to WoW.

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  28. Senior Games by iridium_ionizer · · Score: 1

    Someone should seriously consider creating Elderly Escape, a stealth action where the purpose is to escape from an assisted living center (aka old folks' home). Throw in some branching dialogue trees ("son, please bring me a hacksaw for my birthday") and puzzles (how can you get your wheelchair-bound friend Chuck into the ventilation ducts?) and advanced AI for the patrolling "nursing assistants" and you have a very lively game.

    Or what about Grandma's House a management sim of dealing with visiting grandkids. Yes, you could just spoil them rotten with cookies, but then they may break many of your porcelain figurines as they engage in sugar-high induced rough-housing. Contrariwise, you could use the old wooden-spoon and send them outside, but that would affect your Granny-love rating.

    Lastly, I think a senior dating sim is one kind of dating sim that Jack Thompson couldn't criticize without fear of offending his Florida neighbors. Yeah, sure most people know what to how to woo sassy 20-somethings and properly introduce them to your parents, but it's way more challenging to figure out how to woo a sassy 70-something Betty dealing with slight hearing loss and properly introduce her to your grandkids.