Slashdot Mirror


British PC Tax to Replace TV License?

caffeination writes "Here in Britain, anything capable of receiving live or virtually live broadcasts is considered TV receiving equipment. Because the detector vans can't actually 'catch' people watching such broadcasts on their computers, the BBC is proposing a blanket tax on PCs instead. They received several thousand responses to this green paper, ranging from the insightful to the unprintable."

55 of 441 comments (clear)

  1. Unprintable by biocute · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't get it, can't they just download the correct fonts to make it printable?

  2. PC tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Germany is the next. the start is here in 2007

  3. Last year's news, changes a long way away by alanw · · Score: 5, Informative
    The Register article dates back to March last year.

    The "BBC Charter Review" consultation closed in May 2005. The consultation was far wider reaching than the methods of funding, never mind proposed taxes on computers.

    The changes to the license fee will not be needed until 2017.

    Who would dare to predict what a "computer" will look like in 10 years time?

    The up-to-date news is the Government Response to the Lords Committee Report on Charter Review, published on the 31 January 2006.

    This document states:

    132. We recommend that the system of funding the BBC until 2017 should be through a licence fee. We support the Government's decision to conduct an interim review of methods of funding but this should not be conducted until after the completion of analogue switch-off.

    The Government welcomes the Committee's support for the licence fee. It is currently conducting a detailed review to establish the future level of the licence fee. Since technology is advancing rapidly, there will be a further review of methods of funding during the lifetime of the next Charter.

    As stated in the Green Paper, this review is currently envisaged to take place towards the end of switchover to ensure that there is adequate time for planning and implementation should it be decided that changes are desirable. The Government will consider the Committee's recommendation that this review should await completion of digital switchover. It is worth noting that there have also been arguments that the review should happen earlier during the switchover process. The Green Paper makes clear, in any case, that the Government will retain the flexibility to alter this timing if the need arises.

    Also remember this - I once had to take a foreign friend (an American living in Switzerland) who was visiting me to the Accident and Emergency department of the local hospital. All they asked for was her name and my name and address: they never asked for any payment. It's just as strange for someone in the UK to hear that you might be asked to pay in advance for emergency hospital treatment as for an American to hear that you need to pay a tax on televisions.

    1. Re:Last year's news, changes a long way away by c_forq · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's just as strange for someone in the UK to hear that you might be asked to pay in advance for emergency hospital treatment as for an American to hear that you need to pay a tax on televisions

      I've never heard of emergency treatement requiring payment in advance. In my experiance it isn't until after treatement that they start talking about payment (for any planned visits everything is always paid in advance though).

      --
      Computers allow humans to make mistakes at the fastest speeds known, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns
    2. Re:Last year's news, changes a long way away by queazocotal · · Score: 2, Informative
      To clarify UK law.

      You do not need a license for "live or nearly live".

      You need a license for recieving "television programs".

      Looking further up the chain, into the broadcasting legislation, which defines "television programme", it's that broadcast by a "television programme service". http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts1996/1996055.htm

      This is not a remote PC, sending you data, whether or not that data is sourced off-air.

      The transcoder would, as I understand it though require a license.

    3. Re:Last year's news, changes a long way away by DAldredge · · Score: 4, Informative

      It is illegal for a hospitals in the USA to refuse to provied emergency services due to the clients inability to pay.

    4. Re:Last year's news, changes a long way away by way2trivial · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the definition of 'emergency' can be really interesting though....

      --
      every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
    5. Re:Last year's news, changes a long way away by MindStalker · · Score: 4, Informative

      Thats because TV stations make money through commericals. BBC does not play commericals, thus the need for a tax. So the exact comparison would be Americans pay taxes through commericals, and higher prices on products we buy.

    6. Re:Last year's news, changes a long way away by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Informative

      Every time I have been to the emergency room, they demanded that we fill out all kinds of insurance forms before they would treat myself or my family member.

      If you come in in your own car and are lucid enough to remember them demanding stuff, then it's a low priority. If you show up unconcious or in an ambulance, then they wait til afterwards.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    7. Re:Last year's news, changes a long way away by Bloater · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The BBC is also required by law to provide a variety of programming and not just what is very popular. It means channel 4 gets the crap but popular stuff like "big brother", and the BBC gives us great, but virtually unheard of stuff like "the mighty boosh".

      The BBC is now providing its content online for PC viewing. As long as there is a need for the BBC online (and there currently is), I believe a license fee (read "tax") should be payable on all computers wired up and capable of decoding and displaying BBC content at an acceptable quality. If you don't have the software though, or your computer is too slow, or it doesn't have a monitor, or your network connectivity is spotty, then I don't think you should have to pay anything.

    8. Re:Last year's news, changes a long way away by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you come in via the Ambulance-only entrance, or if you really look like you're having a "true emergency" (i.e., life threatening) they don't make you stop to fill out forms first. Otherwise, they generally like to get your insurance information first.

      In most emergency departments I've been to, there are at least two, if not three, ways to get to the same treatment areas: one, you come in the 'back door' from the ambulance and/or helicopter dock, two, you come in through the front door marked "Emergency," three, you come in the front door marked "Prompt Care." The latter two differ in that you're only supposed to use the 'Emergency' one for life-threatening cases, the wait is usually shorter, and it costs substantially more (for whoever ends up paying). I suppose at bigger hospitals perhaps "Prompt Care" and "Emergency" are really two different areas, but at the ones I've been to, generally "Prompt Care" just means there's an extra waiting area and reception desk to screen you and decide how quickly you get into the E.R.

      On most insurance plans, if you go into the "Emergency" door when it's not something later deemed to be life threatening, you're on your own for the increased cost. As such, I always use the cheap door.

      --
      "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
    9. Re:Last year's news, changes a long way away by mmzplanet · · Score: 4, Informative

      It is illegal for any ER to turn away any patient. EMTALA states that it is illegal to alter treatment decisions or methods based on financial considerations. You can go into any ER (public or private) and not volunteer name/ SSN, address or anything and you MUST be treated same as anyone else. If the hospital does anything to make you feel otherwise they are violating the law. Our hospital will not discuss what your co-pay is until you have been seen by medical staff (at least triaged). Even if you refuse, you are still treated the same as a fully insured/paid patient. You are even admitted if it is required. If you dont have the cash for the prescription... the hospital will provide it. They can only send you to another hospital if you have a condition that is beyond the hospital's capabilities. Even then a doctor on both ends must sign off on a transfer confirming that you are stable enough to be transported and both doctors agree its in the best interest. If it comes down to a transfer situation from an ER... you won't be taking yourself. If you do not have insurance all they can do is bill you later in the mail. I was always able to spot those who knew the system... some frequent fliers always gave a different name and never gave a SSN (or a false one)each visit. Still nothing the hospital can do to stop it.

    10. Re:Last year's news, changes a long way away by mrdaveb · · Score: 2, Informative

      The parent didn't say anything about where Big Brother originally came from... but assuming we are still talking about the TV show, it started in the Netherlands

      --
      Homme petit d'homme petit, s'attend, n'avale
    11. Re:Last year's news, changes a long way away by brumby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've never heard of emergency treatement requiring payment in advance. In my experiance it isn't until after treatement that they start talking about payment (for any planned visits everything is always paid in advance though).

      A friend's father died after he turned up at the hospital while having a heart attack, and the hospital insisted on checking out his insurance first, then said they didn't want to deal with that insurance company, and sent him to another hospital. He died trying to drive himself to the next hospital.

      Yes, the hospital was fined for turning away a critically ill patient, but that doesn't bring the guy back to life. Make me glad I don't deal with the US health system.

    12. Re:Last year's news, changes a long way away by baadger · · Score: 4, Informative
      £126.50 - thats $221 USD.

      Here is an interesting quote from the TV licensing website. Emphasis is mine

      Do I need a licence?

      If you use a TV or any other device to receive or record TV programmes (for example, a VCR, set-top box, DVD recorder or PC with a broadcast card) - you need a TV Licence. You are required by law to have one.
      If you receive British TV to your PC now by way of a tuner card you need a license, so I don't see why getting programming solely through the Internet should be any different.

      There have been some pretty interesting developments reported recently regarding TV and video content via the Internet with my UK ISP, NTL:

      By the way, the license _technically_ isn't for owning a TV, if you have no means to receive a television signal, from cable, terrestrial or satellite noone can force you to pay a penny and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
    13. Re:Last year's news, changes a long way away by batkiwi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Examine public vs private hospitals in the US.

      A public hospital is required to treat anyone, regardless of insurance/etc details.
      A private hospital is not, although they are required to transport you directly to a public hospital after a basic triage.

  4. Complete PCs or Components by Stuart+Gibson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are they planning a tax on all PC hardware, peripherals etc too, or just on a complete system? If the latter, the geeks are laughing al the way to the BBC torrent sites :)

    Stuart

    --
    It's all fun and games until a 200' robot dinosaur shows up and trashes Neo-Tokyo... Again
    1. Re:Complete PCs or Components by jacksonj04 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nah, TV licence is once per household. If you have a PC in addition to a TV, it will be covered under the same licence.

      --
      How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex?
    2. Re:Complete PCs or Components by mikael · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Sunday Mail have an article on this subject. Basically, the BBC is pushing for TV licenses to be paid on all electronic devices that can play streamed video (mobile phones, laptops, PC's with TV/satellite reception cards). If you go into a store, you will be asked to fill in a form giving your name and address. This isn't an extended warranty, it's to send to the TV Licensing Authority. Similarly anything ordered online will also forward your address to the TVLA. And with the right software, even a console game system would be eligible as well, even if you didn't have a TV in the house (if it had a web browser and could play RealPlayer/Quicktime clips). At present, a TV license costs around 180 pounds/year.

      More details can be found here: Have you got a license for that mobile sir?

      --
      Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
  5. Hmmm.... by Sneftel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In this case, I doubt "the insightful" and "the unprintable" are disjoint sets.

    --
    The opinions stated herein do not necessarily represent those of anybody at all. Deal with it.
  6. No, nay never! by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We pay the TV licence so fund the BBC, if they wish to develope beyond that they should raise their own funds and not charge us for it. If I buy 1 PC, 2 PCs or 10 PCs, I may never use them to watch BBC content and as such I'm paying for fresh air in effect.

    If they want to licence web content why not just make a yearly subscription service and charge for it? £50 a year for BBC programs online for up to 1 week of airing and then random "classic" shows such as Only fools and Porridge. The classic shows would sell it to a lot of people and if they make it downloadable in some way which means it's portables I can't think of a single person who wouldn't DL such content for long trips and when they're out of the country (no more need to miss Eastenders or your poison of voice).

    The BBC has been quite good to the online community, if they start taxing "innocent people" (AKA people who don't watch online content from the BBC), then they are more or less just a thief with government permission.

    --
    I like muppets.
    1. Re:No, nay never! by aslate · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It all depends how it works though, doesn't it? Instantly accusing it of being a flat tax on PCs would be the same as saying that the TV licence is a flat tax on TVs, it's not as it's per household. It would also depend on what would count as a taxable PC. A PC with a TV tuner (Already covered), a PC with internet access, a PC without internet access?

      Also, it states in the article:
      "The Government reckons changes to the license fee will not be needed until 2017"
      Well, every home should have the ability to download TV shows by then in some form or another, so it's not like you'd be taxing a large number of people for the minority that can.

      It also states that they're not just looking at taxing PCs randomly, nor that this is the only thing they're looking at:
      "In that event a fee based on television ownership could become redundant and the government could look at other ways to raise revenue, from subscriptions to taxing other access devices."

      This isn't just about taxing for internet content either, it's about the ability for the BBC to continue as an advertisement free public channel, free from the restrains of lowest-common-denominator programming like Big Brother. When the idea of a Television as opposed to a PC and souped up monitor seems laughable, the BBC won't be able to survive on TV licences alone.

  7. No adverts on TV rock by malsdavis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh well, atleast we will keep on getting decent advert-free TV and freely downloadable TV programs. All BBC2 programs are going to be downloadable later this year apparently. Bargain.

  8. My thoughts by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is this talking about how they have like an annual fee for simply owning a t.v.? Maybe it's time the government switches to something progressive for their form of taxation. Isn't this a burden on the poor? Don't the richer people pay a lot less relative to their income?

    1. Re:My thoughts by agm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why stop at a TV license? Why not cherge people progressively more for bread, milk, meat, cars, computers etc. based on their income. I mean, surely it's unfair that that rich pay proportionally less of their income on food than the poor do - right? That's the logical conclusion of such a corrupt socialist system - people are rewarded for doing poorly and punished for doing well. Quite frankly it sucks.

    2. Re:My thoughts by geofferensis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See, your idea works if you look at purchasing power in absolute terms. However if you use a more relative approach, you would realize that under the current system rich people pay less for bread, milk, meat, cars, computers etc. than poor people do. In fact one could argue that not taking into account marginalism leads to a lot of less than optimal market outcomes. So while socialism is not a good option (in my opinion), capitalism is far from working as well as it might in the future.

  9. Only if you can receive broadcasts by ScottyLad · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You don't need a TV licence unless your television is set up to receive broadcast programmes.

    In my house, we don't watch any broadcast programmes, but we do watch a lot of DVD's, so we have a set hooked up to our DVD player.

    Recently we were getting increasingly threatening letters from the TV Licensing people, which I ignored after checking checking on http://tvlicensing.co.uk/information/index.jsp#lin k1 which states you need a licence "If you use a TV or any other device to receive or record TV programmes"

    Roll on a couple of weeks and one of the TV inspectors came knocking on my door, had a quick look at my setup and agreed I don't need to pay a license as I had no aerial and no way of receiving broadcast programmes.

    Result!

    --
    Philosopher (n) - a wise person who is calm and rational; someone who lives a life of reason with equanimity
    1. Re:Only if you can receive broadcasts by deacon · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The really amazing part of your post is that you seem to see nothing wrong with (or have been conditioned over the years to accept) living in a police state where agents of that state (or their proxies, backed by the deadly force of the state) knock on your door, apparently demand entry without a warrant, and you let them in to your home to "inspect" your television apparatus. Don't you have an ACLU equivalent?!?!

      Try to imagine the outcry that would happen in the USA if any remotely similar scheme was tried here (and rightly so too!)

    2. Re:Only if you can receive broadcasts by kraut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      . Try to imagine the outcry that would happen in the USA if any remotely similar scheme was tried here (and rightly so too!)

      Yes, I'm sure the American's would overthrow the govrenment in a trice if, for example, it turned out that it wiretaps people illegaly. That's what you have your assault rifles for, after all.

      Meanwhile, back in the real world, the TV licensing inspector is not directly an agent of the state, and while I understand that they like to pretend that they have the right to enter, they don't actually.

      --
      no taxation without representation!
  10. Re:Last year's news, stuff that don;t matters no m by caffeination · · Score: 2, Funny

    Submitter here. I submitted this not because it's breaking news, but because I spent a while searching slashdot for it after finding those pages, and found nothing. I wanted to see what people more intelligent than me would make of it, not how people less intelligent than me would pick holes in its worth as an article.

  11. Re:Big Brother by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd gladly pay a PC Tax to keep Big Brother off our screens.

  12. What about mobile phones? by BarryNorton · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm not kidding, there was in sensationalist article in a newspaper (so poor I'm sorry to admit having read it) today (ok, it was the Mail), saying that shops are sending the details of all purchases of phones with video capabilities on to the licensing authority!

  13. TV tuners versus all PCs by Blindman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems that the proper focus should be on TV tuner cards and not PCs. Almost all of the reason to have a TV tuner card involve watching televsion, but most PCs are used for other purposes (especially the ones without TV tuner cards.) Obviously, one could have a TV tuner card to record programs from a video camera, but the same could be said of a TV which needn't use its tuner, although they generally are equipped with one. In so far as the idea is to also cover live streaming video, this could cover any PC, but there have to be better ways to monitor this activity than to lump all PCs into the same category.

    --
    I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person that I'm preaching to.
  14. Licensing Telly? by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do you deal with the Telly Thugs? Here's some information.

    In the old days it was CRTs they detected, now all sorts of EMF/RF are under scrutiny. There is a pretty active resister community. Me? I watch only ITV! ;-)

    --
    "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
  15. General taxation by Richard_J_N · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I do in principle support the TV license, because the BBC (especially the Radio - World Service + Radio 3,4) is extremely good. However, I think that the TV license is a bad way to do it, and it ought to be included in general taxation. Reasons:

    1)The license is there as a "tax of choice". So, if you don't have a TV, then you don't pay (not even if you do listen to the radio). This made sense in 1960 - but not so much now, when virtually everyone has a television.

    2)The license collection is extremely inefficient. It involves hassle for the licensor, a draconian TV licensing authority (who make an enormous nuisance of themselves if you don't actually own a TV), and you cannot legally purchase any TV-capable equipment without giving a name and address to the retailer. [Yes, this is outrageous.] Enforcement and collection must cost a significant proportion of the total fee!

    3)With the exception of pensioners, the TV license is the same for everyone. Yet, some can afford to pay more than others.

    4)On principle: As a citizen, I have a natural right to my share of the RF spectrum - and to operate a Radio receiver!

    However, the idea of a centrally funded broadcaster is a good one: it means that the quality of output need not go into freefall in the pursuit of ratings.

    1. Re:General taxation by TheEvilOverlord · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1)The license is there as a "tax of choice". So, if you don't have a TV, then you don't pay (not even if you do listen to the radio). This made sense in 1960 - but not so much now, when virtually everyone has a television.

      Yeah well I don't use a TV at the moment and I'm quite happy not having to pay the BBC for a service I don't use. I think we should all get petrol for free from the government and they can recoup the cost through general taxation, because lets face it, 75% of it is tax and virtually everyone has a car, right?

      2)The license collection is extremely inefficient. It involves hassle for the licensor, a draconian TV licensing authority (who make an enormous nuisance of themselves if you don't actually own a TV), and you cannot legally purchase any TV-capable equipment without giving a name and address to the retailer. [Yes, this is outrageous.] Enforcement and collection must cost a significant proportion of the total fee!

      You are right there, they do send out loads of stupid letters. I doubt the overall cost is very high though compared to other forms of taxation; there are, for example, a very small number of detector vans.

      3)With the exception of pensioners, the TV license is the same for everyone. Yet, some can afford to pay more than others.

      Oh but of course, those of us that go out and work hard at making ourselves more employable, get the high value jobs and become successful should pay for those lazy good-for-nothing layabouts that sit on the dole. Pensioners have reached the end of their working lives, the rest of the lazy rabble should stump up or shut up. I'm all for working together to create a better society, I'm not for me working while the rest sit on their collective arses.

      4)On principle: As a citizen, I have a natural right to my share of the RF spectrum - and to operate a Radio receiver!

      "my share"??! Since when did frequencies in the electromagnetic spectrum become property? I DEMAND my share in the ownership of the colour RED! I have a natural right to apply a blunt force instrument to your skull until you die; however most governments have decided to regulate both the RF spectrum and murder as it is a generally held belief it is beneficial to the majority.

    2. Re:General taxation by oliverthered · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Possibly the wost thought out comment I've read today...

      Yeah well I don't use a TV at the moment and I'm quite happy not having to pay the BBC for a service I don't use.

      I don't have a car, I don't have children, I'm in good health but I pay for roads, schools and hospitals. Also I don't have a TV either, but I still pay for the advertising costs whenever I purchase a product from a company that advertises on TV and so do you. I expect the per annum cost is much higher that the cost of a TV license.

      I doubt the overall cost is very high though compared to other forms of taxation
      I think it's quite high at around 5%

      Oh but of course, those of us that go out and work hard at making ourselves more employable, get the high value jobs and become successful should pay for those lazy good-for-nothing layabouts that sit on the dole.

      I hope you get a horrible illness and have to live on £60 incapacity benefit for the rest of your life.

      Since when did frequencies in the electromagnetic spectrum become property?

      Since the time that the Government though people would pay for it. BTW, feel free to use as much red as you want.

      --
      thank God the internet isn't a human right.
  16. Sounds scary to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    Because the detector vans can't actually 'catch' people watching such broadcasts on their computers, the BBC is proposing a blanket tax on PCs instead.

    Future: Because the police can't actually 'catch' people breaking the law, the government is proposing that all people are criminals, including themselves.

  17. Re:They should rebel by nagora · · Score: 4, Funny
    It worked for the US

    No it didn't.

    --
    "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
  18. Inefficient? by Balthisar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not a troll - I'm just not British...

    Isn't a TV tax kind of stupid idea in the first place? And then you have the whole infrastructure to support looking for the evaders (the signal vans). And this tax beaucracy just duplicates whatever is already in place for all of the other taxes you folks already pay. And all of this just to watch "Keeping up Appearances" (yeah, so what if that was years and years ago?).

    Now I'm not saying don't fund the BBC. But why not just fund it out of the general funds or operating budget or appropriated funds or whatever pool of money your government spends from year to year?

    --
    --Jim (me)
  19. Detector van evidence has never been used in court by nih · · Score: 3, Informative
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licence
    Despite the prevalence of so-called "detector-vans" in TVL advertising and literature, the main method of detecting evaders is an address-based database system called "LASSY". This is basically a list of all addresses in the UK - letters and agents from Capita are sent to any address not listed as a paying customer. No evidence from any kind of "detection equipment" has been used by Capita in any UK court case to date - some speculate that it would be inadmissable because information about how such equipment works is not known (unlike for example Gatso speed cameras).
    they might as well be white vans not capable of detecting any tv signals, afaik they are...
    --
    I'm a rabbit startled by the headlights of life :(
  20. Re:a bunch of government idiots... by ScottyLad · · Score: 2, Informative

    "How much does the gov't spend to administer/collect this tax and find/prosecute offenders?...

    The Government doesn't spend a penny - the TV Licensing Authority is the independent self-funding revenue department for the BBC. ...By funding the BBC out of general tax revenue, the second amount will be reduced to zero.

    It wouldn't reduce the evasion rate to zero - it would simply be moving the responsibility for reprimanding offenders from the TV Licensing Authority to HM Revenue and Customs, and placing the BBC in direct State control.

    --
    Philosopher (n) - a wise person who is calm and rational; someone who lives a life of reason with equanimity
  21. Re:They should rebel by EpsCylonB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nobody likes paying taxes but us british realise that it is neccessary.

  22. Detector vans? by ben_kelley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did everyone else just skim over this one?

    Because the detector vans can't actually 'catch' people watching such broadcasts on their computers

    The detector vans?

    Quick poll: Who believes the TV "detector vans" are real? They must be real! Right? In fact, I've seen the advertising for the new hand held TV detector units. "We know what Mrs Brown from number 7 is watching!" They would never lie to us! Would they??

    If they didn't have detector vans, how else would they know if you had an "unlicensed" TV?

    Well perhaps they might just be suspicious of any household that didn't have a TV license. This is the 21st century after all. If you have ever lived in the UK and not had a TV license you will know that you get a nice warning letter in the mail pretty quickly. "We noticed that you don't seem to have a TV license for some reason. Unless you are some kind of anti-TV weirdo, maybe you should go get a license, and then we won't have to fine you."

    Their "detective" skills don't end there:

    A colleague recounted a story where the TV license at his flat was in a friend's name, but the friend no longer lived there. Somehow they got suspicous, and sent someone to the door to investigate. A man turned up claiming to be from the post office, and made some excuse as to why he should be let in. When the "post office" guy entered the lounge room he wanted to know if there was a license for the rather obvious TV sitting there.

    "Wait a minute. What do you care? You're from the post office right?"

    The guy brings out some kind of ID card saying "TV License Inspector", with some small print about being an agent of the post office.

  23. You Brits Have it Good by eno2001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At least you HAVE decent programmes. Here in the US we're stuck with crap for morons like Survivor, American Idol, Desperate Housewives, and a ton of ultra-right "news" programs. TV sucks here in the states. At least you've got options on regular over the air broadcasts like Green Wing, The Mighty Boosh, Murder in Mind, Waking the Dead, Midsomer Murders, and Doctor Who (the new series). Say what you want about your own programmes, if you had to live with what we are stuck with in the US, your brain would bleed at just how stupid television can be.

    --
    -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
  24. Well, hardly ever by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
    if they start taxing "innocent people" (AKA people who don't watch online content from the BBC), then they are more or less just a thief with government permission.

    I don't have children, but they steal money from me to pay for schools. I don't drive, but they steal from me to build roads. I don't read, but they steal from me to build libraries.

    The value of the BBC to the nation (indeed the world) is somewhat more than the sum of Eastenders and Porridge.

    --
    My next sig will be ready soon, but subscribers can beat the rush
  25. Re:Too many taxes are inefficient. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why can't we just pay one Federal Tax, one State Tax, and one Local Tax? (I imagine it's varied outside the US.) Why do we need to be nickeled and dimed to death?

    Because politicians are too chickenshit to raise taaxes directly. Instead, they raise revenue by adding taxes through the backdoor.

    --
    "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  26. Re:Screw user fees by thelamecamel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Australia does this for its two non-commercial channels. These channels report the government's corruption/incompetence with more ferocity than the commercial channels, and so their budgets have shrunk substantially over the last 10 years. One now has to show ads.

  27. Australian TV funding by quenda · · Score: 3, Informative

    And whatever it is, I don't think it's good. I went on holiday last year for three weeks to Australia and television there is wall to wall crap. Adverts every couple of minutes

    You are confusing two thing:
    - federally tax-funded television, ABC and SBS, which can be very good, and programs are never interrupted by adverts.
    - advertising funded commercial TV which has descended from bad to utter crap.

    Fortunately all the good programs from commercial networks are available on DVD or bit-torrent. (both of them? :-)
    And all the good topical doco / current affairs programs are on non-commercial stations. (Except Nine's "Sunday" program.) So you need never watch adverts, not even on fast-forward.

  28. Exterminate the BBC! Exterminate! Exterminate! by AlMorley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd just like to make it clear that not everyone in the UK thinks that the license fee is such a marvellous idea.

    Even if the programmes were value for money, it would still be a draconian and compulsory >tax< for a product I actively dislike and have not chosen to consume. How about a bit of slashdotter libertarian solidarity here?

    I did a quick calcualtion, and the BBC costs me approximate 4x as many pounds per viewing hour as my subscription cable channels. It's a ridiculous throwback to the days of a national broadcaster; when one-size fit all. When you subtract kids programmes, daytime tv, light entertainement, bad comedy, religion, soap opera, cookery programmes (oh yeah, all the rage at the moment), bloody 18th century costume drama, home-makeoevers, crime drame, and "Suppernanny" shows, there's nothing left. Good grief, I'm an educated 30-something scientist with an IQ on the sunny side of 130, and there's entire days with nothing on.

    Science? Literarture and books? Engineering and architecture? Art and philosophy? Documentaries that don't have you tearing your hair out? Informed comment and civil debate? Nawh, must be some other channel....

    And don't get me started on the news and current affairs output; politically correct, superficial, full of factual error, and glibly patronising. I nearly went insane before discovering the blogosphere. It's like being FORCED to buy a newspaper whose opinions I hate.

    Basically, you Americans only see the >good< exports. And did I mention chat shows?

    OK, rant over.

  29. ER in the UK ... by pbhj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've had the misfortune to have to take my son (now 7 months) in to hospital twice since he was born. This is the hospital he was born at in a city in South Wales. The hospital that my wife has been treated at twice (one failure to diagnose, one mis-diagnosis!).

    The first occassion was a suspected inguinal hernia; the medical books state this to be a huge emergency as the intestine can get pinched leading to extreme shock and death in minutes ...

    On arrival at the hospital ER we were sent to a different childrens reception where we had to wait for the _one_ receptionist to finish on the phone. She starts take name and address details, dates of birth of the family, where we work, occupation ... I interrupt and say something along the line of "we just rushed here with a suspected inguinal hernia, I gather it's extremely serious - we need to see a doctor now!"
    she says: "you'll be seen shortly",
    I say: "are there any doctors?"
    she says: "you'll have to wait"

    Now, I've done quite a lot of first aid; and feel I wasn't being completely irrational. The doctor did say it could well have been the suspected hernia (common in children of his age). But, thankfully the elasticity of the intestine can allow the problem to fix itself. The thing that got me was pulling up at the front of the ER where the ambulances are and rushing into the hospital ... I expected at least to be asked what the problem was. No-one would have know for those 5 minutes or so whether our son had a bleeding wound, a crush injury, been blacked out or anything ... but at least they took his parents work details and home contact info - WHICH THEY HAD ALREADY!! He'd been born there 3 months or so earlier.

    Right, move up to about 5 months. Christmas day morning ... he'd been coughing so hard for the last 24 hours that he'd coughed up all his food; turns out he had a viral infection that required an overnight stay in hospital (due to low blood oxygen saturation), was close to needing a drip, and required xrays to be sure there wasn't any pneumonia.

    Same sort of thing - childrens ER reception, Christmas morning ... was manned by a cleaning lady who told us to go to the other reception. On arrival, we're asked our bloody life history ... again I had to interrupt and say something like we're here for an emergency appointment, any chance of seeing the triage nurse (who sent us immediately to see a doctor!).

    Now, bear in mind we've prepaid via our taxes and National Insurance so it's not like they have to squeeze some money out of us first.

    It still amazes me that the first question on arriving at the _A&E_ is not "what appears to be the problem" but instead is "what's your name ... age ... dob ... address ... current occupation ... doctors name ... surgery address ...".

    Whoops I think I went off on one then!

  30. Foreign leeches? by pyrotic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I live in the UK, don't have a TV, and I don't pay the TV licence. I do use a lot of the BBC's services, the news website is the best in the world (which isn't saying much), and I listen to Radio 4, which ranges from assinine to inspired.

    When I'm outisde the UK I still use those services. Thank you UK taxpayers. Should I be paying for them as a Brit, should I be paying for them as a Brit who lives overseas, and should foreigners who use the same services? And where should the money go from subscribers to BBC's News24 channel? Foreign drama sales? Monty Python reruns? DVD sales? Big questions, and not ones I'm qualified to answer.

    I'm a journalist, and I've looked into selling work to the BBC, their terms/rates of pay suck for freelancers. I used to have a flatmate who joined the BBC, nearly drove her nuts, the politics and internal fighting. The BBC takes in a lot of intelligent and educated people, who can't do journalism for shit - graduates tend to be too impatient to be able to do a lot of serious legwork, they spend their days in front of screens rather than seeking out face time with intereresting sources. But that's a problem with many media in general now, not just the beeb. World going to hell in handbasket, news at 10.

  31. Enforcing by mulhall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nobody seems to hae mentioned the TV licesing authorities preferred method of collecting fees - fear.

    Every year they produce a new set of 'we know where you live' 'we're going to get you' adverts, and nobody thinks there's anything wrong with this! They'll be doing the same if this applies to PCs.

    On top of it all they don't use superspy, anti-terrorism, hacker, magical equipment it's much, much simpler.

    1 Take a list of all the addresses in the UK
    2 Take a list of all address which *are* paying fees
    3 Subtract List 2 from List 1
    4 Harass all the remaining addresses

  32. Re:Too many taxes are inefficient. by paeanblack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why can't we just pay one Federal Tax, one State Tax, and one Local Tax? (I imagine it's varied outside the US.) Why do we need to be nickeled and dimed to death?

    Because it's far easier to pass a tax on a minority, i.e.:

    People who use this particular highway/bridge.
    People who use this other highway/bridge.
    People who use the train.
    People who use the bus.
    Sooner or later, you've managed to levy a tax on everybody.

    People don't mind taxes they don't pay, because of which, they get outvoted on the ones they do pay.

  33. Re:Subsidy for effete limousine liberals by legojenn · · Score: 2, Funny
    Rich, snooty, big-city liberals force us working stiffs to give them money, so they can watch opera and documentaries on yacht seamanship without having to pay for it, or God forbid having to watch any icky commercials.

    You say it like it's a bad thing.

    --
    I make a reasonable middle-class wage by going to work and not spamming blogs with scams.