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Yahoo! Bans "Allah" in Screen Names

szembek writes "According to The Register it seems that Yahoo! is banning the use of the string "Allah" in all screen names. The issue apparently became apparent when Linda Callahan attempted to use her surname in her screen name. The following link has an interesting list of terms that Yahoo does allow, and ones they don't."

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  1. It's a good thing... by AllPowerToAllah · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...slashdot hasn't!

    1. Re:It's a good thing... by AGMW · · Score: 5, Funny
      A few years back there were a lot of unhappy people in Scunthorpe as their town was always excluded for some reason?

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    2. Re:It's a good thing... by plover · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah, the same three English teams always seem to get caught in the filtering software:
      • Arsenal
      • Scunthorpe
      • Manchester-fucking-United
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    3. Re:It's a good thing... by Knuckles · · Score: 2, Funny

      How do you think the people in this Austrian village feel?

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    4. Re:It's a good thing... by mad.frog · · Score: 2, Funny

      City Of Villains wouldn't let me use "The Craptacular Fucktard" as a character name.

      But geez, I'm a VILLAIN.

      Shouldn't I be REQUIRED to have a name that's somehow offensive?

    5. Re:It's a good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What gets banned is getting rediculous.

      "rediculous" should be banned.

    6. Re:It's a good thing... by JohnFluxx · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you do, are you allowed to use a avatar? :) :)

    7. Re:It's a good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      @11@HU @KB@R!! :)

    8. Re:It's a good thing... by adolfojp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thats nothing. I get banned from everywhere on the internets for using my real name. I am supposedly making fun of the victims of the tragedy of the holocaust.

      Cheers,
      Adolfo

  2. By Odin's Bristling Beard! by Asshat+Canada · · Score: 1, Funny

    I really hope that offended someone in Denmark.

    1. Re:By Odin's Bristling Beard! by empaler · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am Danish and I am more offended that you're Canadian. Get away from our protectorates!

  3. Crap by RyoShin · · Score: 1, Funny

    So you're telling me I can't use my "mallaholic" screenname?

    Nuts to you, Yahoo!

  4. Global demonstrations against Yahoo! by GeekBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here we go again, Good thing Yahoo doesn't have embassies to torch. :)

    1. Re:Global demonstrations against Yahoo! by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Funny

      Here we go again, Good thing Yahoo doesn't have embassies to torch. :)

      Well, that won't really help. You know, since unhappiness over cartoons from Denmark somehow translated into burning down a KFC in Pakistan. You know, that famous Danish outfit, "Kentucky Fried Chicken."

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    2. Re:Global demonstrations against Yahoo! by BiggerBoat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently they thought it was "København Fried Chicken."

    3. Re:Global demonstrations against Yahoo! by Giometrix · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gives a new meaning to original or crispy.

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    4. Re:Global demonstrations against Yahoo! by Derlum · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...translated into burning down a KFC in Pakistan.

      They probably mistook Colonel Sanders for a blasphemous depiction of Mohammed (breading and barbecue sauce be upon him).

  5. Re:Jesus Christ! by saskboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm expecting a flood of Allah and YWHW Slashdot registrations today.

    Muhammed is said to be unimpressed with the maturity level of the average Slashdotter.

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  6. Dammit Callahan, by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is NOT your personal war! Those people have rights!

  7. It's just lucky... by clickety6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. she doesn't live in Scunthorpe as well...

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  8. Re:why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Or do Yahoo fear losing revenue from Muslim countries...or do they fear a bomb?

    Yes. What they fear is that someone, let's call him Cats, has already set them up the bomb. It seems that all of Yahoo!'s base already belong to him. They have no chance to survive, but are able to make their time.

    For great justice....

  9. Re:Trends! by Golias · · Score: 4, Funny

    My response to people who are too easily "offended" by funny pictures, disrespectful online names, etc.:

    My very own Mohammed cartoon

    Make one of your own. Share with your friend. C'mon, folks, the time is now to be juvenile!

    Like the old saying goes: "The Internet sees censorship as damage and routes around it." Well, dammit, that might be true, but I'm tired of people damaging the Internet! Let's do what we can to make them unhappy.

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  10. Re:Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I'm getting pretty tired of society being held hostage by a bunch of ignorant barbarians who basically worship symbols and idols.

    yes, everyone else in the world can not believe you guys voted the bush administration in again either.

  11. My new handle should be "skeet skeet skeet" by lowrydr310 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What's so dope about skeet? White people don't know what it means yet... When they figure it out, they're going to be like, 'My God, what have we done?!'"

  12. Re:Dumb filters are annoying by iapetus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah yes, good old Randall Gay. Wonder if his friends call him Randy Gay? :\ (Though that might be a bit of a Britishism...)

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  13. Re:Brian! by greenpanda · · Score: 2, Funny

    Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
    [Everyone gasps]
    Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
    Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
    Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
    Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
    Jewish Official: Was it you?
    Stoner: Yes.
    Jewish Official: Right...
    Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
    [Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
    Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
    [Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]

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  14. Re:Life of Brian reference by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just hope I can use "Jehovah".

    He said it again!

  15. Re:Trends! by dubbayu_d_40 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Double-plus ungood trend if I ever saw one.

  16. Mod Parent Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    -1 Terrorbait

  17. Allah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    your base belong to us.

  18. Re:Jesus Christ! by AllahIsAPedoAndAHomo · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is a rediculous accusation! Oh wait...

  19. Re:Secondary filters? by Haeleth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Consider this. "Pen" is an ok word, "Island" is ok too. So I want to celebrate Pen Island with a domain name... penisland.com? Oops?

    The classic real-world example of that being when the Italian company Powergen created a website with the perfectly obvious name of "PowergenItalia".

  20. This is clearly a security measure by MrAtoz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yahoo! should be praised for doing their part for Homeland Security. How so?

    1. Ban "Osama" in e-mail account name
    2. When Osama Bin Laden tries to create an account to communicate with fellow terrorists, he finds that he is unable to!

    If all e-mail providers and ISPs did this, we'd effectively isolate Osama Bin Laden from the Internet! What a fabulous victory in the War On Terror (or whatever Bush is calling it this month).

  21. Rose of Mohammed by d_54321 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, since unhappiness over cartoons from Denmark somehow translated into burning down a KFC in Pakistan. You know, that famous Danish outfit, "Kentucky Fried Chicken."

    This reminds me of the silliness I heard a few days ago about how they're no longer calling that flaky pastry a "danish." Instead they're gonna start calling it a Rose of the Prophet Mohammed. (Or is it "The" Rose of the Prophet Mohammed? I'm sorry, I don't know, please don't kill me!)

    Well whaddya know, America isn't the only country that pulls this kind of dumbass shit.

  22. Re:Jesus Christ! by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when some white guy assaults me, you and your family members should have the crap kicked out of you all to discourage him?

    If that white guy was a cop and my cousin, and my entire family are members of the KKK- YES. It's the only way to stop that kind of behavior.

    What's that? His actions are nothing to do with you?

    If he's a member of my family, and we raised him with a racist faith, and we let him become a cop instead of putting him in a mental institution, it has *everything* to do with us.

    But of course all of the families living in Mecca are responsible for the actions of twenty or thirty people who between them crashed the planes on 11th September, let off the July bombs in London and the train bombing in Madrid. It's that confused and racist thinking (basing your treatment of people on their race rather than their actions), that leads to things like invading Iraq in the "War on Terror" when the great evil Al Quaeda actually were enemies of Saddam's regime. And they were no doubt rejoicing to see him fall and the country (formerly secular for all that it was a dictatorship) opened up to becoming a theocracy and it's people hating the USA.

    Actually, no- the invasion of Iraq had almost nothing to do with 9-11, and EVERYTHING to do with the oil for food scandal (not so much that it was going on, but it was being conducted in Euros instead of US$). The connection to terrorists happened only after Saddam Hussein was already out of power.

    You're attitude is ultimately an all or nothing extermination of other races.

    Actually, it's a peacefull planet- after the extermination of all of those troublesome human beings.

    And if that were ever achieved.

    It's been possible since 1965.

    The remaining callous survivors would surely find some other way to divide themselves into groups that can go to war against each other.

    There are no survivors of nuclear fire to divide themselves into groups.

    Because if a few minor physiological differences are sufficient to justify lumping millions of people into the same category, then I'm sure there are other genetic differences that could be used. It's all about power.

    Yes, it is- and that search for power means the end of the world populated by human beings.

    And if the whole world became white, that need to be in control wouldn't vanish because racial unity only exists in the presence of other races. So the same cycle begins again.

    At this point, that isn't even a choice- the whites no longer have replacement population growth, and haven't for several decades now.

    Only this time, there's a bit less of the World, and bit less cultural variety to be wiped out, 'cause it's already been nuked or exterminated.

    And eventually it will all be exterminated- because human beings are not capable of self-government.

    By the way, if you think your "us and them" division isn't racial, but is based on religious belief and is only co-inicidentally racist for historical reasons, then you really need to get to know more muslims. "They" are not a they, anymore than you and Bush or Putin or Britney or Hitler or Trotsky are a homogenous group of believers.

    Actually, I consider all four of those to be a homogenous group of believers- believers in something that Islam has been missing for several centuries now. Look for what those four have in common- and what Islam currently lacks- and you'll see what I mean. In fact, bin Laden accidentally introduced this to Islam- in a fashion almost as twisted as Hitler himself- and it's now out of his control.

    That one thing is that MANKIND HAS THE RIGHT TO INTERPRET MORALITY FOR HIMSELF. It's a very dangerous belief. For the most part- 9/10 people- they have no problem with this belief. But it's that 1/10th of humanity who think they're better than everybody else that causes the problem. And I'm convinced we're now at t

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  23. Randy by joshsnow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Randy is a common name I see in the US. In the UK it's slang for someone who is sexually excited.

    I don't want to be in the business meeting with our US collegues when Mr.Randy Slapper is introduced...straight faces won't be in it!