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How Bill Gates Works

ZZeta writes "What's a day like for the richest man on Earth? In this Fortune interview, Bill Gates explains what he does on his average workday. Most interesting? He is not into some of Outlook's features, such as to-do lists and email notification. Also, he works with three monitors and is looking forward to buying a digital whiteboard next year." I was interested in how he gets his e-mail filtered. Hey Bill, if you read this, I'll totally put you on my e-mail whitelist!

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  1. HSW by earthstar · · Score: 5, Funny
    " How Bill Gates Works "

    Interesting.

    I Guess,How stuff Works should include how such " stuff " works too .

    1. Re:HSW by clevershark · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bill Gates is supported by a system of veins and arteries that cycle blood throughout his body, as well as a set of lungs which collect oxygen which is then added to the blood...

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    2. Re:HSW by ozbird · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bill Gates is supported by a system of veins and arteries that cycle blood throughout his body, as well as a set of lungs which collect oxygen which is then added to the blood...

      No heart? That figures.

    3. Re:HSW by Y0tsuya · · Score: 2, Informative
      Sure, let's all conveniently forget all the time and money he's spending to help the poor all over the world. What have YOU done lately?

      A lot of FOSS and /. readers seem to think that working on open source will "make everything all right". Well, it's all nice and well, but let's not kid ourselves. Basically, poor folks living in dumps all over the world don't give a rat's ass about open source.

      When I see posts like this I'm reminded of the south park episode where all the hippies gather to "change the world" and "stick it to the little Eichmans" by having a hippie jam festival. It's all just mental masturbation.

  2. huh? by clevershark · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Also, he works with three monitors and is looking forward to buying a digital whiteboard next year." I can't fathom why the world's richest man would wait for any period of time before buying something, especially if it's something useful!

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    1. Re:huh? by been42 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It sounds more like he just hasn't gotten around to it yet. Probably because he doesn't really need it, it's just something he thinks is neat.

      (Of course, for most normal people, neat gadgets come before life necessities and productivity boosters...)

    2. Re:huh? by miro+f · · Score: 2, Insightful

      look at it from the other side

      how can you become the worlds richest man when you don't wait any period of time before buying something

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    3. Re:huh? by HungWeiLo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      About 10 years ago, I witnessed Bill and his wife in their Lexus sedan (nothing fancy, it was the Camry-derived ES300) at the Burlington factory outlet mall (about 40 miles north of Seattle). They were trying to cram a dorm-sized mini-fridge into their back seat.

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    4. Re:huh? by Pope · · Score: 2, Funny

      That was a mini-VAX, not a dorm fridge!

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  3. How does he work? With 3 Screens! by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...err I mean Windows!

    Hey Bill, change your desktop wallpaper, it is looking a bit dated. And wash your hair.

    He says he only gets 100 emails a day, surely we can send him some more to billg@microsoft.com ?

    And Bill, where is your XBOX 360??

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  4. Ok, I read the article by mapkinase · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It should have been titled "How I Work^H^H^H^HUse e-mail: Bill Gates".

    Two things I learned from this.

    1. Mr. Gates is getting old and sad (look at the picture).

    2. He does not have much to say to us.

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  5. How he gets his email filtered by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... I read an article in which he was quoted saying that he had a small staff that personally goes through his email.

    Alas, I am too lazy to link to such article.

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    1. Re:How he gets his email filtered by johansalk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Harrison Ford jokingly said on the daily show that he had a small staff that watched porn and reported back to him. Makes you think, what if you were Bill Gates and afflicted with a weird fetish? Phewh. For once I'm glad I'm not Bill Gates.

    2. Re:How he gets his email filtered by tpgp · · Score: 2, Informative
      ... I read an article in which he was quoted saying that he had a small staff that personally goes through his email.

      Four million Spam a day - here's the article for ya, and a quote from it:
      Unlike ordinary people though, Mr Gates doesn't get a sore finger from deleting unwanted missives. The company has a team of people dedicated to ensuring he only gets mail that he wants to read.
      Look's like he'll have to find some other way to make his finger sore :-(
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    3. Re:How he gets his email filtered by Skim123 · · Score: 2, Funny
      what if you were Bill Gates and afflicted with a weird fetish? Phewh. For once I'm glad I'm not Bill Gates.

      Or his wife!

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  6. TFA by Kangburra · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today, if there's something up there that's brilliant, I just get out my pen and my Tablet PC and recreate it.

    Wow, like that's really changed? See something good and copy it!

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  7. Shady guy by AsciiNaut · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting to see him using venetian blinds -- doesn't he like Windows?

    1. Re:Shady guy by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> doesn't he like Windows?

      The windows are fine, it's the vista that's bothersome.

  8. Obligatory Simpsons Reference by bri2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    He didn't get rich by writing a lot of cheques...

  9. Schematics? by Novotny · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was expecting some sort of poorly commented code

  10. Desktop by otter42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Two things to notice:

    1) His (windows) desktop uses the default XP background. Odd that the world's richest man doesn't change his background picture.

    2) The (real) desktop looks as if it were made out of particle board.

    Maybe Gates is more down to earth than we'd thought?

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    1. Re:Desktop by jeillah · · Score: 5, Funny

      That looks like a studio version of a generic office except for the side by side trio of monitors on the desk. I'll bet they didn't want to show his real office with the big golden throne and all the other good stuff...

    2. Re:Desktop by C_Kode · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Chances are he doesn't see his background very often. The only time I see mine is on bootup. After that my desktop is littered with apps. I'm sure he minimized his windows so everyone could see he was running WindowsXP. (Just another reason it's the default desktop too is that everyone will recognize it)

    3. Re:Desktop by AxminsterLeuven · · Score: 5, Funny

      1) His (windows) desktop uses the default XP background. Odd that the world's richest man doesn't change his background picture. He probably *did* change his desktop to match his personal preferences. He just changed it on all the computers on the entire world.

    4. Re:Desktop by oahazmatt · · Score: 5, Funny

      1) His (windows) desktop uses the default XP background. Odd that the world's richest man doesn't change his background picture.

      The Administrator probably never gave him enough privelages for that.

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    5. Re:Desktop by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I guess using that standard Ingvar Kamprad (founder of IKEA) should be kicked out since he has a 13 year-old Volvo, takes the bus and flies economy class.

      If anything Ross should have been congratulated on his foresight to want to improve services. Simply sitting in an ivory tower won't get the job done. Witness what not checking on quality and service has done for GM.

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    6. Re:Desktop by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have to admit (and this will undoubtedly get me the "TROLL" mod) that I was impressed with what I read. Let's face it, we, and a lot of other people, have beat this man about the head and shoulders for years yet he and MS seem to keep a loyal following. He and his family have donated gazillions of dollars to charity, and most of us, if we're honest, became Linux people after we started on Windows.

      Do I agree with the politics of MS? NO...not in a million years. But demonizing him constantly has lost its luster for me. I do think he's fairly down to earth, given the numbers of eyes just waiting for him or MS to screw up.

      Now...back to my Firefiox and StarOffice...

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    7. Re:Desktop by Hymer · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I'm sure he minimized his windows so everyone could see he was running WindowsXP."
      I use XP background on my SuSE just to keep my boss happy... I'm sure Bill is doing the same to keep Steve happy...

  11. Desktop search by frdmfghtr · · Score: 4, Funny
    Another digital tool that has had a big effect on my productivity is desktop search.


    I wonder what he uses...*cough*GDS*cough* :)
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    1. Re:Desktop search by maotx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder what he uses...*cough*GDS*cough* :)

      Or perhaps he is using his own software?

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  12. Re:Is he watching? by Ithika · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well I've now RTFA and it is, to put it mildly, "content-light". He sorts his email rather than using a to-do list, and he's saving up for a digital whiteboard. This merits an article? I've written more involved blog posts about train journeys to work (no, seriously). Such is the privilege of being the richest rogue^Wentrepreneur in the world.

    His desk also looks a bit unreal though. A potted plant and three flatscreens is all that he amounts to. Are you sure that picture wasn't taken in Ikea?

  13. The Technology Hasn't Been Up To Snuff by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Informative

    I use a digital whiteboard at work. It's placed on top of a multi-thousand dollar plasma screen and and the whiteboard itself cost thousands also. I think the company that makes it is called Smarttech. It's a nice thing but there are many frustration/time consuming aspects of it. If I were a billionaire, I wouldn't want to waste my time fiddling with a whiteboard that--in the end--would give me a little better control over my demos and presentations.

    What I'm trying to say is that I bet he was waiting for this technology to get to a point where maybe the two units came as one and were more sleekly integrated. The maintenance/recalibration of this thing is a pain and there are times when we have customers sitting in front of us and we're trying to present to them but we have to run through some diagnostics.

    Not cool.

    Now imagine those customers were interested in million dollar contracts with you.

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    1. Re:The Technology Hasn't Been Up To Snuff by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 2, Funny


      For the amount of money that Bill has at his disposal, he could just hire Bob Ross to generate his presentations on the fly. ^_^

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    2. Re:The Technology Hasn't Been Up To Snuff by idontgno · · Score: 5, Funny
      he could just hire Bob Ross

      I'm sure Gates can afford it. Summoning the undead is essentially free.

      Maintenance (roll-on antiperspirant, fresh changes of embalming fluid, regular sacrifices to the unspeakable powers of darkness) is a bit of a financial drag. But I think in the "unspeakable powers" category, Gates gets an employee discount.

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    3. Re:The Technology Hasn't Been Up To Snuff by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm sure Gates can afford it. Summoning the undead is essentially free.

      So that is the truth behind Steve Ballmer's Monkey Dance?
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    4. Re:The Technology Hasn't Been Up To Snuff by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny
      For the amount of money that Bill has at his disposal, he could just hire Bob Ross to generate his presentations on the fly.

      For the kind of money Bill has, he could regenerate Bob Ross just to unzip his fly.

      -Eric

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    5. Re:The Technology Hasn't Been Up To Snuff by woodlouse_man · · Score: 2, Interesting
      We had a digital whiteboard here at the company I work for. It has tracking implants in the back of the pens to capture the output to a computer.

      The amusing thing is that no-one ever used it as a digital whiteboard - it just got used as a normal one for ages, with people not bothering to capture stuff.

      The best bit was eventually people started writing stuff on flip charts and then sticking them to the whiteboard with stickier and sticker bits of masking tape. Eventually the board had so much tape on it, that it could never get used for what it was originally intended

      So from an expensive digital whiteboard to a normal whiteboard to an expensive pinboard - genius.

  14. Re:How does he work? With 3 Screens! by dsplat · · Score: 4, Funny
    And Bill, where is your XBOX 360??
    What, he can't find one anywhere either?
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  15. Bit too clean... by Winterblink · · Score: 2, Interesting

    His office looks like mine when I take a picture of it. Beforehand, I'd have gone through and cleaned off the mess of paper, chip bags, and cans though. I'm sure he's got a whole team at Microsoft responsible for sanitizing his office prior to press visits.

    The again, it sounds like all he does is chat on the phone and read/write emails. If that's all I had to do my desk would look like nobody worked there too.

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  16. Re:Is he watching? by Shano · · Score: 4, Funny

    Saving up for a digital whiteboard. Right.

    This is Bill Gates we're talking about. Obviously you mean a digital whiteboard company.

  17. That is his background picture. by taxman_10m · · Score: 5, Funny

    And probably why it is everyone else's default.

    1. Re:That is his background picture. by speeDDemon+(nw) · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because they format and re-install so often!

  18. Re:Ikea beats Microsoft? by TERdON · · Score: 4, Informative

    Nope, not anymore. Ingvar Kamprad used to be though, when the IT market flushed, making all BG's stock more or less worthless.

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  19. Re:Failures by stunt_penguin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also, does he ever get viruses, the BSOD, spyware, spam, crashes, and driver conflits?

    Or does he use a Mac?

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  20. Sort of Interesting but by jchawk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This was a quick and sort of interesting glimpse into how Bill Gates works but it felt like a pitch for Microsoft Share Point... I thought we were going to get a blow by blow account of Bill Gates from the time he gets out of bed until he goes to bed.

    If I wanted a Share Point Ad, I'd return the calls from my M$ rep. :-P

  21. Next year by johansalk · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Also, he works with three monitors and is looking forward to buying a digital whiteboard next year" - why next year? is he saving up for it?

  22. Re:Ikea beats Microsoft? by Bromskloss · · Score: 2, Informative
    Ingvar Kamprad used to be though
    That's a man who really lives on the cheap, though. Far more than most western people, it seems. He's kind of known for that. And is not very much into modern things like mobile phones.
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  23. Well from the article. by JollyFinn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The guy is 100% manager these days. He has some filtering whitch decides whether his assistant will read it or him personally.
    I think thats best for a guy like him. If hed get all emails that where send to him he would spend all time getting unimportant emails, now there is assistant who checks the filter which if there is some email he should get.
    He has triple screens, but those screens aren't the 30" dells.
    He has such huge amount of information to go through and manage that he needs to use some search application to keep it in order.

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  24. Re:Failures by towsonu2003 · · Score: 2, Funny
    But I bet one thing though - when his hard drive fails, or some software goes wrong - he can get someone from IT to fix it straight away.
    Nope... He carries around a Knoppix CD for that, didn't you know??!
  25. How boring, Bill! Let's hear the interesting stuff by gd23ka · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Instead of hearing about all the wonderful "Microsoft Technologies" he uses like a desktop that spans three
    screens I guess the really interesting thing to hear from him is how he gets himself focused and disciplined, what's
    his mental trick here. I know how to work an email client like the next guy but I'm still a miserable, disorganized,
    unfocussed son of a bitch. That "part" of your workday is what is really interesting, Bill.

  26. Re:Next year? by phil-trick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think you might call it restraint.

    Just because you can afford to buy it, does not mean you have to buy it.

    Phil

  27. Re:Ikea beats Microsoft? by __aapmdj9174 · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.forbes.com/lists/2006/03/07/06billionai res_worlds-richest-people_land.html

    1 William Gates
    2 Warren Buffett
    3 Carlos Slim Helú
    4 Ingvar Kamprad
    5 Lakshmi Mittal
    6 Paul Allen
    7 Bernard Arnault
    8 Prince Alwaleed
    9 Kenneth Thomson
    10 Li Ka-shing

  28. A few thoughts... by gregarican · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First of all how can the be the richest man in the world's office? Bill Lumberg's office was nicer than that! Geez, cheap basic apartment blinds, a cheesy plant, particle board desk, etc. Maybe that's an attempt to endear him as an average joe.

    Second of all I wonder how much real direction Bill offers Microsoft nowadays. Or he is more of a figurehead? I would think a company with 50,000 employees and lots of entrenched middle/senior level management would be relatively self sustaining. Perhaps Bill just gives generic wish list contributions, like "It sure would be swell if people could collaborate on a project through a hosted website." And the underlings put flesh and bone to the task.

    Third of all if he eats his own cooking, doesn't he get occasionally frustrated with the stability and security shortcomings of Windows? Granted XP is a lot more stable than the Windows 9x/ME branch of their product line, but security is still a concern. Even with SP2 in place. Perhaps his Internet access is going through multiple software firewalls, firewall appliances, etc. so he doesn't get hit by malware.

    Forth, this really isn't a day in the life of Bill Gates, and is (as the article is entitled) how he gets his work done. I want to see him on MTV Cribs or the equivalent. Showing off all of his electronic bling. That would be cooler than this self serving advertisement.

    1. Re:A few thoughts... by xodiak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bill Gates does not have to prove to anybody that he is rich, it is a well known fact. There is a local country club here where a poor person has a net worth of $12,000,000USD (it's basically the minimum liquidity required to be permitted to live there).

      If you valet at one of these events you won't park anything that costs less than $200,000. Bentleys, Lamborghinis, Ferraris, etc.

      Bill Gates pulls up in an Oldsmobile Bravada.

      Personally, I believe he is still a geek, and he loves to rub in the fact that the people there are some of the richest in the world, yet they can't even hold a candle to his fortune. Part of being a little against the grain and not conforming to the norm of the extremely rich.

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    2. Re:A few thoughts... by Momoru · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That has always been the MO for Bill Gates. Even after Microsoft went IPO he still drove around an old ratty Mercedes (and bought a Porsche collection, but that was more for his love of speed then bling). From day one he has made sure all developers have the same size office as him, with the same amount of windows (why Microsoft's original buildings were X's). Bill Gates is competitive, not materialistic. There is a reason he doesn't just quit right now and buy a huge yacht with Paul Allen. He's never seemed to care much about the bling.

    3. RE: A few thoughts... by darkfire5252 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I sure know when I write a program that is buggy to all hell, I never have any problems using it.

      "Ahh! I entered the wrong input and tried to erase it and it went nuts!!11^H^H^H^H"
      "... oh yeah, you have to not make a mistake on that part"

    4. Re:A few thoughts... by jaaronc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And what does that say about the future of Linux? If these people knew enough to run linux, they would certainly be able to keep malware off their WinXP machine...

    5. Re:A few thoughts... by fief · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Third of all if he eats his own cooking, doesn't he get occasionally frustrated with the stability and security shortcomings of Windows?

      I don't know what you do with your machine, but I have never had real issues with viruses or malware on my XP machines. Nor do I have much issue with these things on the machines I manage at work. It isn't that hard to setup an XP machine properly. And the defaults aren't that bad so long as you have a firewall between the machine and the internet (even a simple nat device seems to be enough), you keep your software uptodate, you don't use IE, and you don't go installing and running random crap off the internet.

      And as for stability, I turn off my machines for the desire of having them off before I usually need to reboot them. In the past four years of extensive use of XP on my desktop and at work, I have seen maybe a half dozen blue screens.

  29. Re:Failures by archen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd like to say that I don't like MS nor bill gates, however looking at what bill gates actually does is an interesting thing. I mean here's the guy who is more or less in charge of the software running on about 85% of the world's computers. How do you sort through information, organize yourself and get things done? Bill Gates uses outlook, and unlike the REST of the world, he runs the company that actually makes the software.

    Aside from his three screens, his office looks REALLY unimpressive.

    But the overall tone of what he talks about is what I already came to understand when I went to a few MS tech seminars years back. MS does eat its own dogfood, and that is something to take notice of. The company also forces its employees to actually use its software properly, and it is also properly maintained, and deployed. So in essance it's similar to what you say - some IT guy will fix it.

    I mean out of all the smaller businesses I deal with I can't see ANY of them actually doing anything with sharepoint aside from wasting money. And that's assuming that it was installed properly - which often it's not. It's nice that the company (and bill gates) that understands the software and what it was intended to do uses it properly, but how well it works for everyone else... hard to say.

  30. Re:Why isn't Bill Reading Slashdot? by GFPerez · · Score: 2, Funny
  31. Does anyone really believe this article? by hachete · · Score: 2, Funny

    if you do, then you should have sucker stamped permanently across yr forehead. This is an advert for SharePoint and the tablet pc. Period. In the pictures, BG even looks like the typically gormless boss forced to advertise their own products. That they have sunk this low...

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  32. Re:Is he watching? by Ucklak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does he use Dance-Dance-Revolution to sort email or to just remove spam?

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  33. Snake Plant by genghis_1971 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I noticed the snake plant in the background and can only wonder if the name appealed to him. On the other hand a snake plant is a hearty plant that requires little attention and is a wise decision for an office plant. "How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand."

  34. Not everyone can afford multiple monitors by roubles · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find it interesting that the CEO realizes the need for multiple workspaces - and so he has three separate monitors.

    However, noone at microsoft feels that consumers need to have virtual desktops.

    It's 2006 and Windows still ships with the poorest of window managers, and no support for multiple virtual desktops.

  35. Re:Is he watching? by scarolan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe his office is so sparse because Steve Ballmer breaks all his furniture?

  36. Re:Is he watching? by mslinux · · Score: 2, Informative

    Saving up for a digital whiteboard. Right.

    Wealthy people tend to save money. This may be difficult for non-wealthy people to realize, but it's true. The average millionaire in the US drives a 10 year old car... didn't we just read about the Head of Ikea driving a 14 year old Volvo? If you want to be wealthy, you budget, plan and spend accordingly, you don't rush out and buy trinkets whenever a whim strikes you and you don't get a new car lease (fleece) every couple of years.

  37. Re:Is he watching? by MarkGriz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Article summary:

    8:30 Arrive at Microsoft
    8:32 Find penny in parking lot. Pick it up.
    8:37 Open my office door. Add penny to the "Digital Whiteboard Fund" jar on my desk. I've got about $100 in there now, and am hoping to
              have enough to get one by next year.
    8:39 Look at my 3 monitor setup and chuckle about the rest of the world running Windows(TM) on their little 15" flat panel. Peasants.
    9:15 Write up advert^H^H^H^H^Hrticle about my typical day, making sure to plug as many Microsoft(TM) products as possible.
    9:30 Email advert^H^H^H^H^Hrticle (DAMMIT, did it again) to Fortune Magazine. Fortune *chuckle* .... how apropos!
    9:35 Profit!

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  38. What a useless article... by jcostantino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Self aggrandize much, Bill Gates? Holy shit! The article could have been summed up as, "Be organized, email is good, collaboration is good."

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  39. Rich Nigerians... by TheIndifferentiate · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm guessing there was a wave of newly rich Nigerians just before his email filtering team was put in place. Ballmer is probably still patiently waiting on his bequethals, lottery winnings and fees for helping rich politicians flee their countries-Can't pass these up because the return is much better than hustling software!

  40. Re:Failures by Gonarat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Aside from his three screens, his office looks REALLY unimpressive.


    From what I have heard/read about Bill Gates in the past, his office is about what I would expect. Gates doesn't seem to be the type of person who would have an "Emperor Palpatine" type office, at least for everyday use. He may have a show office for meeting "important people", but somehow I doubt he even has that. It doesn't suprise me that he uses a 3 screen set up -- I use two screens at work, and wouldn't want to go back to one.


    Personal feeling about how big Microsoft is and how much of a monopoly it has aside, it seems that Bill Gates is the type of person who still has fun and likes to do and build new things, all while dominating in whatever it is he does. That said, I think Microsoft is a little (okay, a lot) too big and powerful, so that is why I use Open Source software as much as possible.

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  41. Re:Is he watching? by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Funny
    9:35 Profit!



    I think you forgot every second from 0:00:00 to 23:59:59.



    00:00:00 Profit !
    00:00:01 PROFIT !
    00:00:02 Pr0f17 !!!! ...

    23:59:57 ProFIT !!
    23:59:58 pRoFiT !!!!!
    23:59:59 profit

  42. Re:The translation by saintlupus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe he just doesn't want to deal with the hassle of a new piece of equipment right now?

    Hell, I know I've turned down upgrades in the past for that reason. It's nota matter of money or marketing, it's just convenience.

    --saint