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World's Largest Pyramid Discovered in Bosnia?

kieran writes "Archaeologists have apparently begun to unearth a massive pyramid which had been masquerading as a hill in the Bosnian town of Visoko. At an estimated 722ft in height, it is expected to be 1/3 taller than Egypt's Great Pyramid of Giza."

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  1. Location via Google Maps by byteCoder · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's not much resolution from this satellite image, but here's the pyramid's location using Google maps.

    1. Re:Location via Google Maps by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

      We could not calculate driving directions between Redmond, WA and 43.978000N 18.178000E

            Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

    2. Re:Location via Google Maps by Itninja · · Score: 5, Funny

      Google Maps is awesome. I can hardly wait for 6-10 years to pass so I can see what they are doing today.

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    3. Re:Location via Google Maps by MOtisBeard · · Score: 5, Funny

      What nobody seems to have realized is that, not only does the Bosnian pyramid sit directly over the center of the Earth, but if you draw a straight line between it and the Great Pyramid of Cheops (aka Kufu) in Egypt, then extend that line in the same direction, it will bisect the Earth into two exactly equal hemispheres. Obviously proof of either unsuspected high technology in ancient times, or the intervention of some space-faring alien civilization.

  2. Color me dubious. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm a little dubious here - the lead of this project, Semir Osmanagic says (from abc) he sees astonishing similarities between the structures and Mexican pyramids dating back to about 200 AD, which also come in pairs, one believed to represent the Sun and the other the Moon.

    How can he know that with so little excavated? And his foundation has the rather fortean-timesish name of "Archaeological Park: Bosnian Pyramid of the Sun Foundation"

    There's a far better (and longer) article at the art newspaper.

    You can also the have a look at the photos of the hill (scroll down) in this bosnian forum (yup, looks like a pyramid).

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    1. Re:Color me dubious. by permaculture · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sorry fellas, he's just another nutjob:

      http://www.archaeology.org/online/features/osmanag ic/
      "Too bad that it is not a credible story at all. In fact, it is impossible. Who is the "archaeologist" who has taken the media for a ride? Why did the media not check the story more carefully? ARCHAEOLOGY will address these questions in depth in our next issue, July/August, but for now let's at least put the lie to the claims emanating from Visoko, the town 20 miles northwest of Sarajevo where the "Bosnian Pyramid of the Sun" is located."

      Read on about his wacky book, and it becomes clear the media's not doing their job. AGAIN!

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    2. Re:Color me dubious. by qwijibo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Given adequate funding, anyone could unearth a pyramid. They're everywhere, just covered with dirt and rocks. The biggest curiousity is how the rocks covering the pyramid bonded with the rocks that make up the pyramid. The bonds are so strong that unearthing the pyramid almost seems like you have to carve it out of the mountain. This phenomena can't currently be explained by archaeologists.

      While that archaeology web site makes some interesting arguments, they're completely ignoring the possibility that aliens constructed the pyramid. This theory, made popular by the film Alien Vs Predator, has not been discredited by serious researchers. They simply dismiss the theory without so much as communicating with the aliens to get their perspective. It's simply not fair that the crack pot viewpoint is completely disregarded by the so called legitimate research community. It's discrimination and it's wrong. =)

    3. Re:Color me dubious. by TheViewFromTheGround · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Kind of amazing to realize how much skillful PR matters in getting media attention. Dude found a pointy hill and is calling it a pyramid, but he knows how to get reporters interested. It probably doesn't help that Americans love all that new-age Atlantis Secrets of the Pyramids BS.

      A question for whoever knows. I don't know anything about geology, but I do know physics. How probable is the formation of pointy hill from geological perspective? I wouldn't suspect they are a geologocial impossibility but would need a couple of fortuitous conditions to form instead of the usual rounded hill, like a radial mudslide at the top or a pointy rock formation beneath the soil near the top -- something that would change the typical pattern of erosion. I'd wager there are even technical terms for pointy hills and round hills.

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    4. Re:Color me dubious. by Matimus · · Score: 4, Funny
      You forgot this choice quote:

      A couple of brief passages will convey the gist of Osmanagic's beliefs:

      Ordinary watchmakers repair our watches and put them into accordance with Earthly time. It is my theory that the Maya should be considered watchmakers of the cosmos whose mission it is to adjust the Earthly frequency and bring it into accordance with the vibrations of our Sun. Once the Earth begins to vibrate in harmony with the Sun, information will be able to travel in both directions without limitation. And then we will be able to understand why all ancient peoples worshipped the Sun and dedicated their rituals to this. The Sun is the source of all life on this planet and the source of all information and knowledge. ...And with a frequency in harmony, the Earth will, via the Sun, be connected with the center of our Galaxy. These facts become exceptionally important when we realize that we are rapidly approaching December 2012, a date which the Maya have marked as the time of arrival of the Galactic Energy Cluster which will enlighten us.

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  3. Wrong facts! by dada21 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The world's largest pyramid is soon to be discovered. I believe the link to this pyramid is here.

    Whoops.

    1. Re:Wrong facts! by Golias · · Score: 4, Informative

      See? See what happens? This is why there are no successful libertarian comedians.

      Investing in growth hardly implies a pyramid scheme anyway, but if you're anti-government, I don't expect there's any way to explain that.


      Quite right! Social Security is not a Pryamid Scheme. That's just silly!

      It's a Ponzi Scheme.

      Oh, and there are successful libertarian comedians. P.J. O'Rourke, for one, has about ten best-sellers. How many books have you published? Bill Maher also self-identifies as a libertarian, and there's little question that Penn Jillette is in the mix as well. Almost half of the episodes of Penn & Teller's "Bullshit" are straight-up libertarian think-tank critiques of society.

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    2. Re:Wrong facts! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Informative

      a rapid decrease in the number of taxpayers vs the recipients or rapid decline of tax revenue. The first, given the population growth and immigration dynamics is exceedingly unlikely

      You clearly don't know the first thing about the demographics of the situation. When SS was fist set up there were about 15 contributors for every retiree (and the age of eligibility was _above_ the average life span).

      Now there are 3 contributors for every retiree and the eligibility age is about 15 years lower than the average life span. With increasing life expectancy and declining birth rates, the problem is getting worse not better, and that will only accelerate. It won't be long until there are only two workers supporting each retiree, who is likely to collect for 20 years or more.

      Social Security is undoubtedly an intergenerational Ponzi scheme and the fat part of the pyramid is looking for their cut! And this doesn't even take into account that the alleged Trust Fund is really just a big IOU from Congress.

      Ladies and Gentlemen, the Mafia couldn't pull off a scheme this brazenly unfair.

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  4. Another Book for Graham Hancock? by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I once read Fingerprints of the Gods by Graham Hancock which explored in depth the theory that ancient civilizations are linked by a possible master race. It is a very loose theory in that I ended the book more confused than anything and doubting not only Hancock but also the conventional history I learned in school. Whether that's good or bad, I can't really say.

    What I can say is that even if they were half baked theories they certainly were outside the box.

    In it, the position and building of massive structures (like pyramids) are very important to his theories. He linked the Egyptian and Incan/Pima cultures via structures and similarities in creation stories (the latter being quite weak). The worst part is that at the end he alludes to a possible alien influence in the matter of building these massive structures (because we can't understand what technology they used).

    With this (possibly) even larger structure, I'm certain that this will give him more ammo for another book.

    If you're interested in things like this, it's a good read. You can take pieces of it like the famous Pirie Ries maps that were coverd by Charles Hapgood. A similar theory is the also famous 1421 Theory. Be warned that many of these theories are unverifiable and can amount to simply someone's imagination running wild. They rely on events thousands of years old--a time darker than the the dark ages.

    Be caution that most of the links below Hancock's Wikipedia page are just rebuttles disproving him as much of his work is a bit hard to swallow.

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    1. Re:Another Book for Graham Hancock? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We know how they built pyramids. Huge dirt ramps and lots of slave labor.

  5. Re:Oil by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am sure that a lot more funds are spent toward oil-finding than pyramids-finding.

    Also we consume less pyramids than oil. That makes finding them a lesser strategical objective.

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  6. But does it have a stargate? by madnuke · · Score: 3, Funny

    We have finally found the ancient outpost! Or it could be that Pyrimid from Aliens VS Predator....

  7. News for the gullible, stuff from last year. by pla · · Score: 5, Informative

    Always right on top of things, eh, editors?

    First: The Bosnian "pyramid" (a roughly four-sided hill where they've found nothing but a mound of dirt so far) hit the news last year, in Early November IIRC.

    Second, the fellow cho claims it a pyramid ranks right up there with Uri Gellar as far as credibility goes, according to Archaology last week.


    So +5 for topical, but minus a million for reporting on entirely the wrong end of the issue. They didn't just discover it, they just debunked the discovery.

    1. Re:News for the gullible, stuff from last year. by AaronLawrence · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Second, the fellow cho claims it a pyramid ranks right up there with Uri Gellar as far as credibility goes, according to Archaology last week.
      That's all very well, but that Archaeology article spends all it's time slamming the person, not discussing his claims, and reads a lot like a personal attack. The guy may be a loon, but that doesn't mean we should dismiss this automatically.

      The pyramid announcement does seem very premature and is probably something else (or a fake) but I'd like to see some discussion of what he's found, which is not in that article.

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    2. Re:News for the gullible, stuff from last year. by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They found cut and polished stone blocks.

      You live in the US, correct?

      We Americans have a somewhat different view of what it means to find traces of a civilization than do Europeans.

      In the US, if you go out and dig in your backyard and find something man-made and more than a few hundred years old, you've most likely really found something of archaeological interest.

      In Europe, you can set up a dig just about anywhere and find crumbled bricks, broken pottery, or some other traces of very very old human civilization.

      Hell, for another recent news item to make my point, the UK Times Online reports that archaeologists just found an almost perfectly preserved Roman city in Spain - Which the Spanish felt so impressed by, they promptly turned it into a parking lot.



      And it's perfectly reasonable to assume that his wild-assed guess of 12,000 B.C.E. is totally wrong, while he's 100% correct about the pyramid's existance.

      I agree that ad hominem doesn't disprove the existance of a pyramid in Bosnia. But when the town loony raves about aliens landing in his back yard, you don't call NASA to disprove him.

  8. The guy is a loon... by mark0 · · Score: 3, Informative

    ... and if you have any doubt, take a look at this.

  9. this story was proven false already by spacerodent · · Score: 4, Informative

    this story is utterly false and the dude who discovered it is a crazy. Here is a link with handy details. http://www.archaeology.org/online/features/osmanag ic/

  10. European pyramid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is why Europe is, even today, a world leader in pyramids. You can outsource all the pyramid building you want to the israelites, but when you employ cheap slave labor, you get 1/3 less cubits.

    U send me pyramid 4 ur outsourced job plz.

  11. Re:How do you miss a pyramid? by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do you miss something like that for so long?

    The same way the idiot on his cell phone misses the red light and slams into you: inattention to your surroundings.

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  12. Is that a.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is that a pyramid in your hill, or are you just happy to see me?

  13. Official website by najt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You can find large resolution photos and news on the Official website. Looks like they're still digging.

  14. Geraldo by gregarine · · Score: 4, Funny

    We should probably send Geraldo Rivera to investigate. His experience with Al Capone's vault makes him more than qualified.

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  15. Much Bigger Pyramid found ... by rewinn · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look to the left side of this photo. Frighteningly symmetrical, is it not? And it blows away the Bosnian pyramid as to size.

  16. Despite all the skepticism... by TheNoxx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And everyone pointing to the archaeology organization site naming him as a nutjob, guess what folks? It won't be debunked until they've fully excavated the site. Whether or not the man in charge is crazy or not has little bearing on the validity of his claims, particularly when the evidence would be a gigantic fucking pyramid. There isn't anything to debate, it's either there or not.

    Also, I'd say that a majority of the archaelogical society hates new findings that contradict their old theories, and can often go out of their way to ostracize and decredit people that publish or support findings that would invalidate all the time spent writing papers on any particularly well-accepted idea.

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    1. Re:Despite all the skepticism... by TrevorB · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I understand the sentiment, but this is science: Guilty until proven innocent. Until we see any kind of evidence other than "That mountain is pyramid shaped", this guy is worthy of ridicule in proportion to the size of the claim.

      Consider it a "hazing ritual" that *all* scientists have to go through when they make extraordinary claims that aren't (yet) backed up with extraordinary evidence.

      I'm a bit concerned about your meter for debunking. "Excavating the entire site", when the entire site is a *mountain*. It will never be debunked. This will probably fall into the realm of consipracy theory in a few years, probably when his funding is cut.

      As for hating new findings, I think I'd be pleasantly surprised. I'm not holding my breath though.

      For the record, my wife has a degree in archaeology. I would guess that archaeologists are far more defensive about known theories because there's been a fair number of charlaitians and hucksters in the past.

  17. Re:How do you miss a pyramid? by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or the way an idiot without a cell phone misses the red light and slams into you: inattention to your surroundings.

  18. Re:I hope that this doesn't turn out to be by Distinguished+Hero · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hope that this doesn't turn out to be linked to some religion or other. All we need is another whacko group claiming to have the only true religion, and proof of its veracity in this pyramid. I truly do hope that this is built by, or inspired by alien visitors, perhaps stranded travellers or something. As long as its anything but more religious hype/tripe/your-fav-bad-thing-here.

    Because if your first thought upon discovering a pyramid is that it was "built by, or inspired by alien visitors" you are far saner, more rational, and down to earth than those religious "whacko group[s]"...

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  19. Wait for the Results .... by minairia · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Lots of people are debunking the discovery because the fellow who might have found the supposed pyramid is a wack-job. I think that the "Chariots of the Gods" stuff can be disposed off without, as it were, throwing out the baby with the bathwater.

    From the pictures on the web-sites linked to, it does seem reasonable to assume that there is something there. Geography is rarely THAT regular and it seems like the people digging have found evidence of blocks, construction, tunnels etc. These might be Roman or Ottoman era remains, or they might not.

    History is long and great periods are undocumented or forgotten. It seems absolutely reasonable that the ruins of great civilization could have gone unnoticed in Bosnia especially as this area has seen almost constant and vicious warfare for most of the modern era. I think it is very unfortunate that this discovery has been tarred with pseudo-science before real results have been developed.

  20. The prophesy of AVP realized by teal_ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Our discovery of this pyramid was orchestrated by the predators to lure us there so that when they revive the alien queen and she starts laying her eggs, there would be hosts for the face-huggers to implant their eggs. Once a few aliens are running around, down will come some teenage predators looking to pass their manhood ritual by trying to survive an alien hunt in the pyramid. It's all been foretold here. Beware if the predators lose though, they'll blow the whole place up.

  21. Crazy people are fun by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 3, Informative
    He's a crackpot. Archeology magazine is pretty much ripping him a new one. link

    For an example of his unique theories, here's an excerpt from his book, "The World of the Maya":

    Ordinary watchmakers repair our watches and put them into accordance with Earthly time. It is my theory that the Maya should be considered watchmakers of the cosmos whose mission it is to adjust the Earthly frequency and bring it into accordance with the vibrations of our Sun. Once the Earth begins to vibrate in harmony with the Sun, information will be able to travel in both directions without limitation. And then we will be able to understand why all ancient peoples worshipped the Sun and dedicated their rituals to this. The Sun is the source of all life on this planet and the source of all information and knowledge. ...And with a frequency in harmony, the Earth will, via the Sun, be connected with the center of our Galaxy. These facts become exceptionally important when we realize that we are rapidly approaching December 2012, a date which the Maya have marked as the time of arrival of the Galactic Energy Cluster which will enlighten us.

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  22. They mention the controversy elsewhere on MSNBC by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    On this page they mention the controversies surrounding the 'pyramid'.

    April 28, 2006 | 11:40 p.m. ET
    Pyramid problems: Is the tale of the Bosnian pyramid too good to be true? Last week, The Associated Press reported evidence that a 2,120-foot-high hill in central Bosnia-Herzegovina might actually be a buried step pyramid. This week, Archaeology magazine questioned the scientific soundness of the operation and its leader, amateur archaeologist Semir Osmanagic. Archaeology quotes experts who say there's little more to the project than "sensationalism and grandstanding," and worry that it may be damaging legitimate artifacts from medieval, Roman and Illyrian times.

    There's certainly a good deal of kookiness surrounding the story. Osmanagic, for example, links his pyramid theories to Atlantis and the Maya, while an online petition aimed at stopping Osmanagic's dig refers darkly to U.S.-orchestrated conspiracy theories. Stay tuned for further twists in the tale, and feel free to send in your comments after you read Archaeology magazine's report.

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  23. Cautiously optimistic by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Insightful

    http://www.archaeology.org/online/features/osmanag ic/
    "Too bad that it is not a credible story at all. In fact, it is impossible. Who is the "archaeologist" who has taken the media for a ride?


    They said the same thing about the guy that found the lost city of Troy.

    Let the nutjob dig up the site some, then we'll know. I'm really not happy about "real" archeologist simply declaring that something is impossible.

    The train was declared impossible.
    Meteorites were declared impossible.
    Heliocentrism was declared impossible.
    Heavier than air aeronefs were declared impossible.

    The experts keep using that word, I do not think it means what they think it means.

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    1. Re:Cautiously optimistic by Maru+Dubshinki · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I like how you take the skepticism of a few experts, posit that all experts believed that, and promptly conclude that all experts cannot be trusted on anything.

      I would also like to conclude with a quote from the archaeologist concerned, from http://www.archaeology.org/online/features/osmanag ic/index.html:

      "Ordinary watchmakers repair our watches and put them into accordance with Earthly time. It is my theory that the Maya should be considered watchmakers of the cosmos whose mission it is to adjust the Earthly frequency and bring it into accordance with the vibrations of our Sun. Once the Earth begins to vibrate in harmony with the Sun, information will be able to travel in both directions without limitation. And then we will be able to understand why all ancient peoples worshipped the Sun and dedicated their rituals to this. The Sun is the source of all life on this planet and the source of all information and knowledge. ...And with a frequency in harmony, the Earth will, via the Sun, be connected with the center of our Galaxy. These facts become exceptionally important when we realize that we are rapidly approaching December 2012, a date which the Maya have marked as the time of arrival of the Galactic Energy Cluster which will enlighten us."

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  24. Leaps of faith by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I sorta like those Discovery and National Geographic programs that explore things from the past. Like the recent Judas Gospel. Fascinating stuff.

    What I however find most amusing are on the one hand the leaps of faith were assumption after assumption is made only to then conclude the end result to be fact. In this case it is assumed the document was found in a certain part of egypt. They then use the fact that the document is in a certain style/era to then claim that because they found another cave with artifacts in that style/era that it could very well be the cave.

    WTF? First off, just because the document was from an era/style DOES NOT mean it has to have spend all the time in a cave of the era/style. It could have been picked up before an buried somewhere else. Second of all just because some cave contains stuff from the same era that does not mean that the object must have come from that region.

    Oh look. A pair of mickey mouse ears. They must have come from florida!

    Eh? No? They could have come not only from one of the other disney parks but they in fact never have come from a park at all.

    Then there is the other side. The entire program is about how there are more gospels then there are known today. It is shown that a mere human decided wich gospels would be included in the new testament.

    It is even clearly shown that very simple political and marketting reasons lay behind the choice.

    So then what do people think about the Judas gospel. Well it is funny but the "real" gospels are somehow still more real and have something holy about them.

    WTF? Just goes to show that facts and believes have nothing to do with each other.

    But I suppose that if you have to answer the question why and how did the egyptians build the pyramids the answer "bored, lots and lots of people with no tv to watch" just doesn't cut it. Better to get some fantasy going. Star people! Yeah, never mind that amazing as the pyramids are they seem kinda primitive for a star faring civilization.

    I just go with the old prove for the fact that we have been visited by intelligent aliens in the past. They ain't been back. Smart move.

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  25. Re:The news they don't want you to know: by Enrique1218 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Condoleezza Rice's bizzare change in appearance

    Oh really, did she get those teeth fixed? I can't believe a women so smart hasn't heard of braces! Mod me offtopic, see if I care. It needed to be said!!!

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  26. Not Slaves by neoshroom · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, a lot of recent evidence suggests that the pyramids where not built by slaves, but rather by paid workers. See below:

    http://www.harvard-magazine.com/on-line/070391.htm l

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  27. Satellite Picutures, and and interview with lead by jakupovic · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have been following this story since October of last year, there has been a lot of information published and a lot of time spent on either side of 'piramidasa' and 'antipiramidasa' arguing whether the former pyramid believers and later pyramid non-believers are right. Here is a link to a satellite analysis of the region http://piramidasunca.ba/ajaxfiles/epodmeni/eizvjes taji/Geophysical%20Analysis.pdf

    At http://www.astreamagazine.com/osmanagic_serie_radi o_frm.html there are links to an interview with astraea magazine, good listen a direct link at http://www.astreamagazine.com/interviews/osmanagic /osmanagic_high.m3u

    At http://www.piramidasunca.ba/ you can find the official foundation site and more pictures, click on the British flag for english version :).

    Also googling "sarajevo-x piramida" will get you a link to a forum that's been going since last year, with posts mainly in Bosnian with some in English.

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  28. Oil and Archaeology by zogger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Both type efforts (archaeology and minerals/oil location) are benefiting from satellite remote sensing. We just recently had the lost city in guatemala found, the huge impact craters in the sahara, etc from satellite analysis (radar/photo). The impact craters were also helped by web based universal access, google maps helped amateur researchers there.

    As to the bosnian pyramid, it has long been known/suspected there in the locals handed down oral histories. It was more accurately RE-discovered. Just like when western scientists "discover" some new animal the locals have been *eating* forever and have names for.

    There's another interesting development off the coast of cuba, an alleged underwater city.

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/05/05 28_020528_sunkencities.html

    similar off of japan

    http://www.abc.net.au/foreign/content/2004/s110720 3.htm

    (I am sure there are better links for those stories)

    It's an interesting topic. A lot of oral and written tradition from around the world all relate a period in history with a "great flood". It will be nice if modern tech helps us discover what really happened and add to our knowledge of the real "olden days", whichever way it shakes out.

  29. Re:Center of the earth by SpaceLemur · · Score: 4, Funny

    It could exhibit plasticity lying somewhere between solid and liquid, like Silly Putty, which acts like a highly viscous fluid in a relaxed state, but solid properties under stress.

    But the point is moot anyway. The Earth's core is made of creamy nougat.

  30. Bah! by Otto · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's not solid iron. The Mole People couldn't live in solid iron. It's gaseous iron, at best.

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    1. Re:Bah! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean there is a race of humanoids made entirely out of a traditional Mexican sauce?

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  31. Re:2,000 year old European pyramid by Basehart · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Yo! I found a European pyramid!"

    Fuck that one, what about that giant pyramid right in the middle of Las Vegas?

    Photo

    People sleep, work and play in it without even realizing the historical and architectural significance even though it's RIGHT ON THEIR DOORSTEP!!

  32. It was not only well-preserved... by jd · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...but it was also one of the largest ever found and one of the most significant cities in the Roman empire, according to the article. Personally, I am of the opinion that since we only have one history and whatever is lost can NEVER be replaced, any destruction of our heritage should be treated as a crime of extreme seriousness. Ok, they need a car park. Let the archaeologists gather ALL the data, excavate ALL the ruins, build a complete virtual model and salvage what they can. THEN build your friggin' car park.


    (Mass transit is infinitely superior to cars, anyway, and any "socialist" worthy of the title should know this. Wiping out a key piece of history is also about as anti-social as you can get. Besides which, the city can't take up that much space. Build the car park UNDER it. Spain does have mining equiptment, right? It's not totally deprived of technology, however bereft of wits it might be. Then you can have the ruins AND the car park.)

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