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WA Law: 5 Years in Prison for Gambling Online

tpoker writes "Online gambling has been an ongoing legal issue for the federal government, but Washington State has recently decided to take matters into their own hands. The Seattle PI reports, 'Beginning next month [June 7th], Washington residents who play poker or make other types of wagers on the Internet will be committing a Class C felony, equivalent under the law to possessing child pornography, threatening the governor or torturing an animal. Although the head of the state Gambling Commission says it is unlikely that individual online gamblers will be targeted for arrest, the new law carries stiff penalties: as much as five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.'"

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  1. Might as well kill someone before you gamble. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wow, you can kill someone and get less prison time... Look at the guy in the northeast who set off fireworks in doors and led to 100 people dying and he only got 4 years!

    Good game, government.

    1. Re:Might as well kill someone before you gamble. by eln · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't know about you, but from now on I'm going to threaten the governor and kick the dog every time I play poker online.

    2. Re:Might as well kill someone before you gamble. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Buddy, it was a total accident. This guy got blamed for everything. The place was in total code violation yet the idiot fire inspector never did anything. He's the one who should have been tried.

    3. Re:Might as well kill someone before you gamble. by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's that? I thought online poker was equivalent to threatening your children, animal pornography, or torturing the governer.

    4. Re:Might as well kill someone before you gamble. by Jason1729 · · Score: 3, Informative

      You cause kill a nursing home patient through gross negligence and get about 10% of the fine you get for showing a breast for 1/4 second during the superbowl.

      Welcome to the USA.

    5. Re:Might as well kill someone before you gamble. by TenLow · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought it was torturing your children, threatening animals, and governor pornography.

    6. Re:Might as well kill someone before you gamble. by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The funiest part is that in WA we have tribal gambling, lotteries, and you can even have actual poker rooms off the reservation if you get the permits etc.

      So gambling is apparently fine, it's the online part that is illegal.

    7. Re:Might as well kill someone before you gamble. by thc69 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "governor pornography"? Couldn't you just have given me a goatse or a tubgirl or a lemonparty or some such? Cripes, man, have some decency...

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    8. Re:Might as well kill someone before you gamble. by timeOday · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, a 5 minute Superbowl performance also pays more than a lifetime of changing bedpans.

    9. Re:Might as well kill someone before you gamble. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Re:Might as well kill someone before you gamble. (Score:-1, Offtopic)


      How is this off topic?

      The story was about a doctor who was killed by a SWAT team because he was gambling (in this case, coaxed into placing an illegal bet by an undercover cop).

      Either the mod is a LEO-bot, or the link to the Fox News site must have offended the Slashbot hive mind.

      http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,193652,00.html

      In Virginia, the Death Penalty for Gambling
      Monday, May 01, 2006
      By Radley Balko

      About a month ago, I wrote a column about efforts in Congress to ban Internet gambling. There are lots of specific problems about those bills. But the broader issue is troubling, too: Why does our government insist on policing our personal lives for bad habits?

      Because there is almost never a complaining victim in vice crimes, law enforcement offers must go to extraordinary lengths to investigate and prosecute these crimes. This leads to all sorts of other problems, including invasions of privacy, entrapment, and police corruption.

      The sad case of Salvatore Culosi provides a recent, vivid illustration of the folly of vice laws. Culosi (as irony would have it, he was named after a police officer) was a 37-year old optometrist in the Washington, D.C. suburb of Fairfax, Virginia. According to friends, Culosi was a wealthy, self-made man. He was easygoing and friendly, a guy who enjoyed his success.

      He was also a small-time gambler. Culosi and his friends regularly met at bars in the area to watch sports, and frequently wagered on the outcomes of games. The wagers weren't insignificant -- $50, $100, sometimes more on a given afternoon. But the small circle of friends also had the means to back up their wagers. No one was betting the mortgage, here.

      As one friend of Culosi's told me, "To Sal, betting a few bills on the Redskins was a stress reliever, done among friends...none of us single, successful professionals ever thought that betting $50 bucks or so on the Virginia-Virginia Tech football game was a crime worthy of investigation."

      Apparently, it was. Fairfax police detective David J. Baucom met Culosi in a bar one evening last October, befriended him, and was soon making wagers himself. According to those close to Culosi I've spoken with, it wasn't long before Baucom began upping the ante, encouraging Culosi to wager larger sums than what the friends were used to. Baucom would later report in an affidavit that he'd wagered close to $30,000 with Culosi over a three-month period, and had lost nearly $6,000.

      Baucom eventually encouraged Culosi to wager at least $2,000 in a single day, the lower threshold under which Culosi could be charged under state law with "conducting an illegal gambling operation." On January 24 of this year, Detective Baucom assembled the Fairfax County SWAT team, and marched off to Culosi's home to arrest him.

      According to press accounts, police affidavits, and the resulting investigation by the Fairfax prosecutor's office, Baucom called Culosi that evening, and told him he'd be by to collect his winnings. With the SWAT team at the ready just behind him, Baucom waited outside Culosi's home in an SUV. As Culosi emerged from the doorway, clad only in a t-shirt and jeans, SWAT officer Deval Bullock's finger apparently slipped to the trigger of his Heckler & Koch MP5 semiautomatic weapon, already aimed at the unarmed Culosi.

      The gun fired, releasing a bullet that entered Culosi's side, then ripped through his chest and struck his heart, killing him instantly.

      It only got worse from there. This month, Culosi's parents called a press conference to release details of their own investigation into their son's shooting. They found that police waited more than five hours to inform them of their son's death, denyin

    10. Re:Might as well kill someone before you gamble. by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 5, Informative
      The funiest part is that in WA we have tribal gambling, lotteries, and you can even have actual poker rooms off the reservation if you get the permits etc. So gambling is apparently fine, it's the online part that is illegal.

      It's not surprising:

      http://www.theagitator.com/archives/026550.php#026 550

      From the article:

      Probably won't surprise you to learn that the bill's sponsor is heavily supported by Washington State's thriving bricks-and-mortar casino industry.

      Simply trying to protect their business. I am just waiting for the day that our bought and paid for legislators are kicked out of office.

  2. Be safe, Citizen! by grub · · Score: 2

    The Morality Police will keep you safe, Citizen.

    These self-righteous asshole politicians should be ground up and formed into dildo-sized pieces then inserted into the ass of every voter who put them in power.

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  3. Age old problem... by dotoole · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When will people learn that you can't legislate away social problems?

    1. Re:Age old problem... by H3lldr0p · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As if this was a "Social Problem".

      This is about control. As in, the State cannot control the revenue generated wherever the gambling goes on. Be certain that if WA could get "their" cut from "their" citizens gambling they wouldn't have this law.

      Think of it this way: State is to Gambling as RIAA is to Music. If they (the State) can't control it, they don't want anybody else doing it.

    2. Re:Age old problem... by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, Prohibition worked so well keeping people from drinki—

      Wait, I meant that sodomy laws do such a great job of keeping people from being homose—

      Well...

      Um...

      *sticks finger in ears* LALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!

    3. Re:Age old problem... by Itninja · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh I think you can. Remember how forced segregation and banning 'Jim Crow' laws ended racism towards Blacks in the South?

      Remember how banning assault rifles ended gangland violence in LA?

      Laws can only effect what people do, not what they want.

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    4. Re:Age old problem... by Phanatic1a · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They're not trying to legislate away social problems. They're trying to protect their monopoly.

      Remember, kids! Gambling is wrong, unless it generates revenue for the state!

    5. Re:Age old problem... by Plugh · · Score: 2, Insightful
      mosch wrote:
      Since when is gambling a problem? It's entertainment with an attached fee. And like every other form of entertainment in the history of man, some people do it too much. Sucks to be them, but let the rest of us have our fun.

      Amen, brother. The thing is, officious busybodies who are willing to use force to get their way (by passing immoral "laws") don't ever stop with one issue. Once they've forgotten that Government is an immensely powerful tool -- the monopoly on the use of force -- then they use the tool to solve problems that ain't really there. Like adding useless enhancements to fundamentally simple programs.

      On the flip side, if there is a fundamentally Liberty-oriented culture, mindful of the proper small role of government force, this similarly tends to protect everyone's rights.

      Case in point was the Smoking Ban in New Hampshire --- that didn't happen, thanks to legislators willing to say things like "market forces should dictate the rules, and that smokers have rights, too" [mp3]

    6. Re:Age old problem... by Plugh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But you see... I am a capitalist. And a Libertarian :)

      Read the pointed-to page for rationale on why this is pro-everyone's Freedom, but in a nutshell:
      a) Property either means something, or it does not
      b) The business owner does not run the business for the convenience of those who freely agree to work for him
      c) Jobs are created by people, and as such those people who create them must distribute them

      Otherwise you have the perversion of police coming, with guns (or other weapons) to implement the "social good"... by force. Even if every worker and every customer in the place approves of the smoking.

      Oh wait... they're there by their free choice. Nobody is holding them at gunpoint.
      It's you who brought the guns in... "for everyone's good".

      Please, stay the hell away from New Hampshire.
      We don't want you here.
      Crawl back to whatever hell-hole Socialist paradise you live in.

  4. Nonsense by NBarnes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pardon me, but what the hell is the point of this law if "it is unlikely that individual online gamblers will be targeted for arrest"? Selective enforcement... for the win!

    1. Re:Nonsense by wealthychef · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The same point as marijuana laws, I would guess. Whatever that is. I guess to "keep our children safe." More likely it's to keep some idiot congressional twit's seat safe. As if with gerrymandering they aren't safe enough.

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    2. Re:Nonsense by vain+gloria · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "[...] it is unlikely that individual online gamblers will be targeted for arrest"

      - That was my first question, too. So who is this law targeted at?


      Simple. People under investigation for unrelated crimes for which there is insufficient evidence to charge or detain, political candidates and anyone the media chooses to highlight breaking it.

    3. Re:Nonsense by CagedBear · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pardon me, but what the hell is the point of this law if "it is unlikely that individual online gamblers will be targeted for arrest"?

      Label the majority of citizens as criminals and one gains control over the population.

    4. Re:Nonsense by Just+Another+Poster · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Pardon me, but what the hell is the point of this law if "it is unlikely that individual online gamblers will be targeted for arrest"? Selective enforcement... for the win!

      Simple. It's another club for those in government to use against their enemies, political and personal, and anyone else they want to "punish".

  5. Yeah, 'cause... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most of the gambling houses are offshore, and the state doesn't get its cut.

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  6. Land of the Free, eh? by Bertie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So much more liberal and right-thinking than those evil Islamic theocracies of the Middle East.

    Keep on shining the torch of liberty into the darkest corners of the earth, now, won't you?

  7. In California... by mcpkaaos · · Score: 4, Funny

    possessing child pornography, threatening the governor or torturing an animal

    I'm pretty sure one of those is legal. I just can't remember which.

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  8. Tax Revenue by Salo2112 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Amazing how the government can find the time and manpower to enforce crap laws like this when tax revenues are on the line.

  9. God bless.. by OzPhIsH · · Score: 4, Interesting

    God bless the good ol' land of the free. This is getting way past rediculous. It seems almost that soon murdering all witnesses that saw you commit some petty crime, like gambliing, will net you less jail time than getting busted for the small thing. I mean, 5 years for sitting at a computer and clicking a mouse. Sadly, it isn't sounding so unusual, but damn, that seems VERY fucking cruel.

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  10. No buying selling stocks online? by dotslashdot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does that mean you can't buy & sell stocks online?

  11. Dumb Law... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although the head of the state Gambling Commission says it is unlikely that individual online gamblers will be targeted for arrest, the new law carries stiff penalties: as much as five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

    There should be a law that you can't put a law on the books with no intention of enforcing it. The law has enough baggage from previous years when politicians would grandstand for the "hang 'em high" crowd. I suggest hanging high anyone who puts a useless law on the book. :P

    1. Re:Dumb Law... by pappy97 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "There should be a law that you can't put a law on the books with no intention of enforcing it."

      No way! Then the great state of Washington could have these laws on the books:

      It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.

      No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

      Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.

      It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.

      X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.

      All lollipops are banned.

      A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

      It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

      People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.

      It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.

      You are not allowed to breastfeed in public. (this is a good law though)

      One may not spit on a bus.

      When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.

      http://dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/washington/

    2. Re:Dumb Law... by jetlagQ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about a law that says it is illegal to make laws which in any way penalize consensual acts between adults?

    3. Re:Dumb Law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "You are not allowed to breastfeed in public. (this is a good law though)"

      FFS... what is this incredible problem Americans have with breasts? I'm amazed you can overcome your fear of them long enough to reproduce.

      But, forget all that, look at it from the most selfish perspective imaginable: would you rather have a crying baby on the street or one being breastfed?

    4. Re:Dumb Law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There should be a law that you can't put a law on the books with no intention of enforcing it.

      But then what excuse would the government or police have for persecuting those whose politics or insight they do not appreciate?

      This is just like marijuana being illegal. Simply a means to put down those who see through the system.

      They prosecute only those who they see as a political or ideological threat. Child molesters and murderers are free to do as they please, as for the most part they believe in the system, they pose no real threat.

      Pot smokers however are the spawn of satan in the eyes of the law. If they keep quiet and don't rock the boat they can simply be exploited, should they get too vocal or threaten police or government profit in the trade, they are locked up.

      "Sometimes paranoia's just having all the facts."

      "A functioning police state needs no police."

      Fuck the law - its time for revolution, violence is all they can understand.

    5. Re:Dumb Law... by Lifthrasir · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What's wrong with breastfeeding in public?

      In Australia there are laws stating that you can't be, for example, kicked out of a restaurant because you're breastfeeding.

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    6. Re:Dumb Law... by cgenman · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Australia there are laws stating that you can't be, for example, kicked out of a restaurant because you're breastfeeding.

      I tried it once. I was kicked out of the resturant anyway, and the woman is suing.

  12. Re:Place your bets.... by jdcope · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most likely the Indian casinos are behind it. Just up the Interstate 5 corridor, from the Oregon border to Seattle, it seems like there must be a friggin casino every 20 miles or so.

  13. The state hates competition by hsmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look it, the only reason that the gov't HATES online gambling is because it doesn't get paid tribute.

    The gov't hates when industries that rake in cash don't pay special tribute by donating, ect. Look at how google is now throwing out cash to avoid investigations and avoid the trouble MS had in the 90's.

    Pay tribute to the masters and you can do what you want.

    plus the state has a monopoly on gambling (state lotteries), they don't want that threatened. so lets throw harmless people in jail for a non-violent, victimless crime. Yes, america "home of the free" what a load of crap

  14. Re:It's illegal over there? by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It dates back to around the 1930's (I think) when organized crime was rampant thanks to things like prohibition. The feds tried to crack down on illegal betting way back then by passing laws that made it illegal to place any sort of wager by phone. Betting parlors, bookies, etc. relied heavily on people placing bets via the phone. (For it to be a federal offense the call actually had to cross state lines.) Needless to say, those laws still remain on the books some 75 years later, and they're now applied to internet wagering as well...

  15. Here's an idea for new laws..... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Mandatory sunset date of one year. Not just this stupid law but also laws that your congress-vermin pass. One year, it's re-evaluated and then passed again or thrown away.

    1. Re:Here's an idea for new laws..... by jetlagQ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      i forget who - maybe jefferson? but long ago someone suggested ALL LAWS should sunset after a generation - since the next generation had no chance to vote on them there was no notion of consent. I like that model. It would also tie the busybodies up just maintaining laws instead of writing new ones. They might have to simplify them too.

  16. Re:Place your bets.... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Are you serious? I don't know if you've actually ever been to washington, but a vast majority of the population consist of people that were too liberal for california and decided to move north. It's an extremely 'no government is good government' kind of mentality. It's also the LAST place I'd expect that religious fundamentals have infiltrated.

    I'm actually surprised that Washington of all places was the first to pass this bill. I suspect it might be a "since we can't get a piece of that pie into our tax coffers, we're going to shut it down" type of situation.

  17. Re:Place your bets.... by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Place your bets...

    http://www.walottery.com/

    KFG

  18. Re:Place your bets.... by Sabaki · · Score: 2, Informative

    Washington is a politically diverse state. Once you get outside of the major population centers, it gets rural and Red pretty quickly, like in Oregon. This is why the races there tend to be so close.

  19. Re:Place your bets.... by anagama · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are two Washingtons. To the west of the Cascades, there is s fair percentage of liberal thought. To the East of the Cascades, it's pretty much a Dependent Territory of Idaho.

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  20. Re:Place your bets.... by kodyjoe · · Score: 5, Informative

    The state profits on gambling from horse racing and the state lottery. The Indian casino lobby is huge. Since the online guys don't kick back to the state, and since the Indians have deeper pockets, guess who gets the shaft? Nothing to do with the churches this time.

  21. awesome by austad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is sweet. We definitely need to fill our prisons with more people that shouldn't be there.

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  22. Jackpot by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Informative

    Jack Abramoff's main gig (as far as we know so far) was lobbying for "antigambling" laws to stop new casinos from competing with his casino clients. Also under the guise of "protecting gamblers from themselves", even enlisting the most popular Christian political organizers.

    Sounds like "antigambling legislation" is a bigger rigged game, a nest for money launderers, mobsters, bribers and bribees. We should protect our legislatures from themselves by keeping them out of the business. They're welcome to stay in the business of busting money launderers, mobsters, bribers/bribees and extortionists, and rehab for compulsive gamblers - but I doubt they'll be as interested in that losing game.

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  23. Re:Uh, a slight disparity? by terrymr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thats the funny thing ... the law contains exceptions to allow a) the state to sell lottery tickets online and b) wagering on horse races.

  24. Re:Whats Next? by kodyjoe · · Score: 2, Informative

    Washington is run by Democrats, top to bottom. They passed this bill. Just wanted to point that out in case anybody thinks one party has a greater affinity for freedom than the other.

  25. Indian casino lobbyists at work by xswl0931 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Washington State, Indian reservations are building more and bigger casinos. Online gambling is considered a threat. They have successfully lobbied for this law. That's all there is to it.

  26. Upstaging the competition? by darxpryte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is pretty crazy. Washington has tons of casinos nearly everywhere (except Seattle, and the city limits of some other suburbs). That said it seems like they're trying to crack down on the competition. You can go to your local tribal or nontribal casino and blow your money, but don't you *dare* do it online.

    This is reminicient of the smoking ban just last year. I don't gamble or smoke, but I do believe in personal freedoms. Sadly, this place is slowly turning into a nanny state as the years go by.

  27. Re:Like Clockwork by Boap · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Actually SC is way ahead of you there. Htere they are going for the death penalty.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060531/ap_on_re_us/se x_offenders_death

    Darn election years.

  28. Torn by TastyCakes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm a little torn on this issue. On the one hand, I would like to believe adults can make their own decisions and should be allowed to gamble their money away if they wish. On the other hand, I can understand why gambling is illegal in some places because people are simply too stupid or weak willed to recognize and kick a gambling addiction. This seems just as true for online gambling, and if anything I think the anonymity it affords makes it more insipid than "old fashioned" gambling. Part of me wants to say "too bad" for the saps out there, but I can't help but think that you're exposing these (admittedly weak) people to a dangerous environment for the petty enjoyment of others. Gambling is a lot of fun for most people, but it can devastate the lives of a few. I'm not sure I agree with the black and white decision that the former justifies the latter, although most of the posts so far appear to do so.

  29. magic the gathering by SEAL · · Score: 3, Informative

    Funny how Magic the Gathering Online, run by a Washington state company, now falls under this gambling bullshit. You can buy tickets to participate in matches, and the winners of matches can be awarded prizes -- therefore it's gambling in the eyes of the law.

    Congratulations on supporting local businesses, Gregoire! Oh wait you're in the pocket of the tribal casinos... I forgot.

  30. Re:Place your bets.... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've lived in both western and eastern Washington. My assertion is that when they were splitting up the territories, they did it in the wrong direction; Washington should be a long narrow state like California, entirely west of the Cascades, and Oregon should be a bigger yet less-populous state east of the Cascades. Then each state would probably have a much easier time governing itself. But alas.

  31. Re:Place your bets.... by El+Torico · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Either that or it's a persuasive tribal lobbyist."

    Bingo!

    I wondered, "Who sponsored this and who contributed to the sponsor's election?" The sponsor was Senator Margarita Prentice (D) 11th District, and here are some of her financial supporters -

    WA INDIAN GAMING ASSN OLYMPIA WA
    NISQUALLY INDIAN TRIBE OLYMPIA WA
    MUCKLESHOOT INDIAN TRIBE AUBURN WA
    CHIPS CASINO LLC BREMERTON WA
    CONF TRIBES OF COLVILLE RESERVATION NESPELEM WA
    GOLDIE'S SHORELINE CASINO SHORELINE WA

    This is from http://www.pdc.wa.gov/datarequests/factbooks/pdf/F actBook2004.pdf page 75. My thanks to "Dan" of the 2+2 Forums for finding the contributor information.

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  32. OT:In California... by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Animal torture is legal as long as you're a large industrial meat processing plant. They only go after individuals, especially if the animal is cute.

  33. Washington has quite a few casinos by bill_kress · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We have quite a few Indian casinos, and playing poker is legal in general. The online joints are probably taking revenues away from the state, so I'm not terribly surprised.

    Besides, with unregulated online casinos running in another country, why on earth would anyone A) implement a casino without the ability to skim (Which could be completely invisible to anyone without some serious probabilities analysis tools and a lot of time to sit playtesting) or B) want to play said unregulated online casino?

  34. Just one more personal freedom lost by AriaStar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can choose to smoke cigarettes around a newborn baby, even blowing smoke in its face, and it's completely legal, but to gamble your own money should be a crime? Because they can tax the cigarettes, but it's difficult to enforce taxes on online winnings. Without that tax money, how are they supposed to vote themselves more payraises? There is no logical reason for this. If you think about it, most laws are in place for no reason other than as reasons to fine us or tax us to death.

    The original purpose of laws at all was to impose a minimal number of laws to ensure the safety of lives and property of citizens. How does it ensure the safety of my life or property if I cross a suburban street anywhere other than a street corner if no cars are coming? I learned to look both ways. It's still a crime a cop could fine me for.

    What politician does it hurt if two guys want to go consensually behind closed and do whatever the hell they want to do with each other? Who does it hurt if I want to give a guy a blow job, or he wants to go down on me? Hell, we're adults, and yet these are still crimes in some states. Must we get permits?

    See why I like a lot (but not all) of the ideas behind anarchy? Get the government the hell out of our lives.

    1. Re:Just one more personal freedom lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      great, when me and 10 of my friends kick the shit out of you, burn down your house, be sure not to call any services the involve tax dollars.
      A Libertarian (such as myself) would say that protecting the poster (the occupant of the house) from you and your jackass friends is an appropriate function for the police, and the reason why most of us are willing to pay some taxes for that service.

      What is not an appropriate function for the police? Protecting the poster from himself. If he wants to grow pot in his own house, smoke up, and give another guy a blowjob (a guy who likes that sort of thing) in the privacy of his own home, that's his business -- and nobody would have the right to tell him not to. On the other hand, if the poster wants to smoke pot and give blowjobs while while driving through a neighborhood at 90mph, then he is putting the occupants of the neighborhood at risk and he should be stopped.

      That, ladies and gentlemen, is a Libertarian position. Libertarians feel that the government that governs least, and respects the people, is the government that governs best. We recognize that government is a necessary part of society, we just want less of it.

  35. Re:Place your bets.... by crackspackle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wait a minute. There are reasons other than religion why certain types of gambling are wrong and should be restricted. State lotteries are a good example because they take advantage of the poor, desparate and ill-informed. The odds of winning a typical state lottery are thirteen million to one. For the multi-state lotteries, it's in the 145 million to one. While I am sure there are some people who play on a whim, there are a lot more who succumb to emotional reasoning or gambling addition to play when the practical reality is they will never win. Practically any other way they spend their money would be more useful.

    As far as online poker, your average person might stand a better chance than with the lottery but not much. With the use of poker bots, the odds for Joe Smith are greatly dimished unless he knows how to utilize poker bots himself or he's sharp enough a card player to recognize when he's facing bots and get out of the game accordingly.

  36. Re:How do you set fireworks off by accident? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I hate to mention it, but I've set off fireworks indoors many many times and never killed anyone, or started a noteable fire.

    Then again, I've never done it anywhere that didn't meet fire code.

    I even have ignited dozens of model rocket engines indoors (safely secured) and detonated thermite. I'd say there is a basic expectation of fire-safety with regards to buildings. If there was a lazy/corrupt/incompetent fire inspector that is where the blame lies.

    People are going to smoke, light candles, use toasters, and have accidents in the kitchen. You can't always blame the person that finds the problem.

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  37. Re:and right now .. live from Washington by QRDeNameland · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Even better...how about the freakin' stock market?

    You can day-trade yourself into the poorhouse on Schwab, but online poker is a felony? WTF?!?!

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  38. Wanna bet? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    Five bucks says they'll never catch me.

  39. It is a shame. by TheRealGrendel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pity that Governor Chris Gregoire is a Democrat. Otherwise you all could blame it on Bush/Rove/Cheaney.

  40. Just what we need -- more NIMBY irrelevant laws by istartedi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    IMHO, the purpose of the criminal justice system is not to punish. Let that sink in. I don't want to punish criminals. It's stupid. It's vindictive. It's emotional and it isn't constructive.

    What SHOULD be the purpose of the justice system? One thing, and one thing only:

    To separate dangerous individuals from society, and keep them separated.

    Note, by "dangerous" I mean physicly harmful only. I don't mean, "they don't live like we think they should". I don't mean "they stole a lot of money". Yes. That's right. Thieves don't belong in jail unless they hurt people physicly. If the crime is monetary, there is an excellent argument for RESTITUTION in the form of fines and wage garnishment. There is no good argument for SEPARATION unless the guy waved a gun in somebody's face to get the money.

    I may not *like* the Enron criminals, but wouldn't mind living next door to them. These guys are not going to stick a gun in my face and BLOW MY HEAD OFF. They are (probably) not going to rape my children.

    Get it, government idiots?

    Some guy who plays online poker and smokes weed on the weekends does not belong in jail. If you want to tax the weed and the poker, fine but I am SICK AND TIRED of my government setting child rapists and armed thugs free so they can put functional members of society behind bars because of their particular notions regarding crime and punishment. Frankly, that kid of life sounds like enough punishment.

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  41. All that's needed to circumvent the law is for me by melted · · Score: 2, Informative

    All that's needed to circumvent the law is for me to have a machine with SSH login in another state (or country). I then can do

    putty -D 8080 -ssh hostname.com

    And set my browser to proxy requests through SOCKS proxy. No one ever will know what sites I'm contacting. Granted, most poker players are incapable of launching a free tool from the command line and obtaining a free shell account, but the smart ones will still play wherever the heck they want.

  42. Re:Place your bets.... by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 2, Informative

    Your comments about bots are quite misinformed. I have played hundreds of thousands of hands online in the past few years (multitabling shorthanded games you can easily get 500+ hands/hr) and made more per hour than I do at my job. I have friends who make a living playing fulltime online. For a good player, there is plenty of money to be made. Bots are a complete non-issue (except insofar as fear of bots scares off potential fish). The best bots today cannot beat anything above the micro-limit games. If you think it is possible to buy a program that you can just start running and beat the games, you are very mistaken. If that were possible, everyone would be doing it (and there would be no more games).

    There are frameworks available to play online, but they only handle the clicking of buttons and avoiding detection from the site and so forth. They do not include any useful AI. You need to write your own code for actually making tatctical decisions.

    Collusion (from humans, not bots) is a bigger concern and you do need to look out for that. But the sites generally do a fairly good job of detecting it since unlike a casino, they can analyze every hand you've ever played including the cards you fold and look for suspicious patterns (e.g., you always sit at the same table as Player X and when he has a good hand, you raise even though you have nothing).

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  43. Re:Dumb Law... but imagine the TV show by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Informative

    There should be a law that you can't put a law on the books with no intention of enforcing it.

    You forget, in our state, if someone commits a felony that there's a financial penalty tagged to it, you can turn them in for a bounty (usually 10 percent of the fine, sometimes higher).

    Which means $1000 to rat out the guy downstairs in your dorm who's underage and gambling online and bragging about the fancy car he got from gambling.

    I think there will be lots of takers for that one.

    Maybe they'll do a new TV series "Gates: Bounty Hunter" which has scenes like this:

    Gates: Hmm, I see Muffy's got a new Cadillac DeSalle parked in front of the Sorority.

    Sidekick Allen: Didn't she turn you down for the Spring Fling, Bill?

    Gates: Yup, and she's going down for online gambling - I can use that $1000 reward for turning her in to buy another double core processor for my Opteron! Quick, to the Internet Sniffer, Paul!

    music crescendo - And So Another Day In The Life of Bill Gates, Internet Gambling Bounty Hunter, and Another Villian Will Be Brought To Justice! - music diminishes

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  44. Re:How do you set fireworks off by accident? by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That guy should do exactly zero time in jail.

    You got some average guy. This guys lights of indoor pyro as part of a music act.
    A foam mat catches on fire, people can't leave because the building is not up to code.

    That person will ahve to live with that forever. He is NOT a danger to society.

    There is no reason to put him in jail cost the taxpayers 100s of thousands of dollars, and put a hardship on his family, which will probably end up cost taz payers even more money.

    If this guy was an arsonist, then yeah, lock him up. He is just a guy, doing a task in a club that the fire martial should have closed.

    Seems like a tradgic accident, and the need for a scapegoat to me.

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  45. Do more than just post to slashdot by BlaineZilla · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are a lot of good comments here explaining why this is simply a waste of time for the U.S. government. But representatives are not going to read any of these and be influenced to vote against the internet gambling prohibition act. Please write you opinions to your congressmen. You can find you congressman at this site by entering your zip code. As a poker player I strongly urge you to spend a few moments to contact your representative and tell him to stop wasting his time and tax payers dollars on silly legislation. The bill currently in congress is "H.R. 4777, the Internet Gambling Prohibition Act". Please reference it if you decide to contact your congressman.

  46. OK, who's in? by jtwronski · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got $50 that says no individual person will do any time for this in the next 5 ... oh wait.

  47. What I want to Know Is by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny

    What are the odds? If, say, I were a gambling man...

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  48. Do we really need another unenforc(ed)(able) law? by Andy+Somnifac · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Although the head of the state Gambling Commission says it is unlikely that individual online gamblers will be targeted for arrest, the new law carries stiff penalties: as much as five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

    This one falls into two categories with one go...:

    • I don't think I need to even mention how ridiculous it is that playing poker online can land a greater prison sentence than child porn. In fact, I'm sure it's already been said, so there's no need to delve into that one.
    • Do we really need another law on the books that is either unenforced, or unenforceable? No wonder the rights of American citizens are eroding and no one seems to care. I'm willing to bet that many Americans see the laws that are being passed as nothing more that words that won't be enforced. Imagine how surprised they will be if (I can only hope that it is an 'if') they're wrong...
  49. My two cents as a Washingtonian... by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not sure how they do it, since it's on gross receipts. Maybe it's the total difference of incoming money and outgoing money from a given individual casino concerning gambling. The B&O tax is a fixed rate, more or less. It tends to be either 1.5% or 1.6% of the gross receipts for gambling if you look at http://dor.wa.gov./

    This law doesn't bother me. Gambling via the Internet seems like a bad idea. You cannot check for someone's age, and plus there's no way to deal with people who have gambling problems.

    However, what does bother me about the law is the punishment. One, at most it should be a gross misdemeanor, not a felony. Two, they should go after any business which doesn't hold a disclaimer saying Washingtonians cannot gamble via their site. A fine equal to 110% of the winnings or amount gambled, whichever is greater, for the individual Washingtonian who gambled.

    How many have heard that Washington state is considering raising the gambling age from 18 to 21?

  50. Re:Place your bets.... by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 4, Funny
    Bingo!

    I hope you didn't post that from Washington.
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  51. Or insurance? by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are they charging people who use progressive.com and geico.com now, too? What is insurance but a form of wager?

    With gambling, you are spending some money in exchange for the chance of a good return. Your odds are improved if you are skilled or have someone on the inside.

    With the stock market, you are investing some money in exchange for the chance of a good return. Your odd are improved if you are skilled or have insider information.

    With insurance, you are spending money in exchange for the possibility of a return. Your odds are improved if you know what you are doing (maintaining the correct coverage for your risk) or know something on the inside (i.e. that you plan to kill the person you just took out a policy on, or that they have a secret terminal illness!).

    Terry Pratchett's first Discworld book - The Colour of Magic - has a good and humorous explanation of insurance in terms of gambling.

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  52. Re:All that's needed to circumvent the law is for by jareds · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You also need an untraceable method of funding your account and withdrawing your winnings.

  53. Re:and right now .. live from Washington by isometrick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about the goddamned state-sponsored lotteries? There isn't even any strategy, just toss your money away!

  54. Re:How do you set fireworks off by accident? by twistedcain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He is just a guy, doing a task in a club that the fire martial should have closed.

    I think the goal is that future pyrotechnicians won't just start lighting off fireworks and saying, "eh, it's someone else's job to worry about fire safety, not mine". Hopefully the first question out of the pyro's mouth to the club owner will be, "is this place up to code, cause my ass isn't spending 4 years in the state pen if it isn't?"

  55. cite your source? by analogueblue · · Score: 2, Informative

    The data presented here: http://www.cato.org/pubs/pas/pa-157.html

    Shows that prison populations, murder rates, organized crime, etc... all went UP during prohibition and went down after it ended....

    from that source:
    "The most telling sign of the relationship between serious crime and Prohibition was the dramatic reversal in the rates for robbery, burglary, murder, and assault when Prohibition was repealed in 1933. That dramatic reversal has Marxist and business-cycle crime theorists puzzled to this day. For example, sociologist John Pandiani noted that "a major wave of crime appears to have begun as early as the mid 1920s [and] increased continually until 1933 . . . when it mysteriously reversed itself."[50] Theodore Ferdinand also found a "mysterious" decline that began in 1933 and lasted throughout the 1930s.[51] How could they miss the significance of the fact that the crime rate dropped in 1933?"

  56. Re:How do you set fireworks off by accident? by Warg!+The+Orcs!! · · Score: 5, Insightful
    By extension most murderers shouldn't be jailed. Most murders (in the UK certainly) are committed in the spur of the moment where the two parties are known to each other and something has gone suddenly wrong in the course of an argument. The perpetrator will rarely commit this act a second time in his/her life and is not a danger to society in general. There are other crimes regarded as "lesser" in nature that should really have more stringent sentencing. Rape springs to mind where the likelihood of the perpetrator re-offending is much greater than in the case of murder. So to re-order crimes according to the liklihood of recidivism
    • Counsel the murderers
    • Jail the rapists
    • Hang bad drivers
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  57. That's one way of pissing on my birthday by tyrione · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't even gamble but this stupid law makes me sad to be a resident of Washington State. Sometimes the greed in our State government knows no bounds. They weasel their way into raising our tab fees after we voted them down and they screw us on our road bills where they say roads will be paved with high grade concrete only to be stripped and replaced with asphault, guaranteeing more idiots working the roads and less efficiency in our state funds going to improve more infrastructures. Vote Libertarian and force these pukes to follow through and put the money where they proclaim it will be put and no more.

    Let the idiots who become addicted to gambling shrivel up in their own miseries for being weak. Re-privatized our Liquor stores that presently force everyone to drive to the reservations for reasonable prices. Good for the reservations and their exemptions but come on! Stop screwing your residents. Fix out power grids with a joint private venture so we are less susceptible to power outages and real jobs are created instead of the various strip mall retail service ilk.
  58. Re:How do you set fireworks off by accident? by evilviper · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I hate to mention it, but I've set off fireworks indoors many many times and never killed anyone, or started a noteable fire.

    Doing it in a crowded building is still incredibly wreckless, and IF someone where to be killed, you SHOULD be held accountable.

    The whole "I've done incredibly wreckless things multiple times and haven't hurt anyone yet" justification is nothing but a cop-out...

    Hey, as the owner of a pesticide plant, I've been dumping explosive chemicles into the ocean for YEARS now, and nobody has been killed yet!
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  59. Re:Gamblers would bet on odds of getting caught!! by jacks0n · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should just sell insurance. $1 dollar gets you 10K if you are arrested.

  60. Re:and right now .. live from Washington by terrymr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's not really true, for the market to increase in value on average then more money must be coming in than is going out. A paper profit is no profit at all.

  61. Indian Casinos by Anamanaman · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm a long time resident of Seattle and very few people in my state understand the influence our Indian Casinos have over politics in this state. They make tons and tons of money and arent afraid to spend it politically to get what they want.

    This law is a direct result of that. They dont want the online competition to their casinos.

    Just a few months ago they were the main sponsors of an initiative to ban smoking in all bars and restaurants. Surprise surprise... casinos are excluded from the law. So the only place WA residents can smoke are in the indian casinos.

    It's really ridiculous. I'm all for gambling, but right now we have a gambling industry that exploiting government purely for its own advantages. Now we cant smoke in bars or gamble online mainly because the Indian Casino owners dont want competition. And the liberal politicians of the state follow along like lemmings.

  62. Re:and right now .. live from Washington by Deadstick · · Score: 2, Funny
    You can day-trade yourself into the poorhouse on Schwab, but online poker is a felony?

    The gamblers known as businessmen view with austere disapproval the businessmen known as gamblers.

    --Ambrose Bierce

    rj

  63. One issue no one mentioned so far by soft_guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One thing I can think of is that in Washington (and other states) they regulate casinos in order to make sure the games are fair.

    How can the state make sure the online games are not rigged?

    Why is this not a problem that bothers online gamblers? If you gamble online, please reply and tell me how you know the virtual cards or virtual dice or virtual roulette wheel is not rigged. I am curious to know as I don't gamble at all.

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  64. Re:How do you set fireworks off by accident? by Miaowara_Tomokato · · Score: 3, Funny

    * Counsel the murderers
    * Jail the rapists
    * Hang bad drivers


    OK, you've got my vote. Which district are you running in?

  65. George would be appalled by symbolset · · Score: 2, Interesting
    At the state his namesake state has fallen to.

    For the record, all day today KIRO was running a piece about how reprobates have been running an open air crack cocaine market across the street from the King County courthouse in Seattle (this state's largest city) for years, and even they (one of the largest radio stations in the state) couldn't get police to respond. Note to furriners: the sale and use of crack cocaine is prohibited in the US.

    I am curious about what offended our state representatives more... that their sponsors the tribal casinos weren't getting a cut or that the state wasn't getting a share. They're certainly pleased to pander to habitual gamblers with scratch tickets and lotto in every convenience store, gas station and grocery in the state. They get a cut of every bottle (or glass!) of alcohol. Certainly they make more bucks off of a pack of cigarettes than the farmer who grew the tobacco, or anybody else who touched it before it arrived at the consumer -- tax is > 50Pct.

    Certainly it wasn't the cops, who must use care now only to pull over offenders driving later model cars so as to not overburden the Justice Profit Center with an excess of violators who can't pay their fines.

    Yes, that's Washington - the state where you're safe from online gaming and you can't buy Sudafed because you might make meth with it, but you can sell meth, crack, heroin and Ecstasy with impunity in the Junior High School because there's no profit in arresting you. Click it or ticket. Fines are double in work zones. Thanx.

    It offends me that I live in the state that reelected Baghdad Jim http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/903913/po sts after this piece ran.

    It would be more honest to put a menu on the state house: Calendar days: $50K, Minor issues: $500k. Major Issues: $4M. Public/Private partnerships like ballparks or public transit: Profit sharing whatever we can fleece the taxpayer for. No law too unenforceable, no cause to liberal. It's for our children, dammit! Won't anyone think of the children?

    Do I sound bitter? Yes. My son really deserves an "Alex recognition day" on the state calendar, but where am I gonna get $50K?

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  66. Re:How do you set fireworks off by accident? by jareth-0205 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I realise I'm getting a bit pedantic here but that's the definition of manslaughter, not murder. Murder is *by definition* pre-planned.

    Also, I would disagree that someone who is unstable enough to kill someone during the course of an argument is not a danger to society. What about the next time someone spills their pint on him?