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HP To Cut Back On Telecommuting

Makarand writes "Hewlett-Packard, the company that began making flexible work arrangements for its employees starting in 1967, is cutting back on telecommuting arrangements for its IT employees. By August, almost all of HP's IT employees will have to work in one of 25 designated offices during most of the week. Those who don't wish to make this change will be out of work without severance pay. While other companies nationwide are pushing more employees to work from home to cut office costs, HP believes bringing its information-technology employees together in the office will make them swifter and smarter and allow them to be more effective."

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  1. Could they... by djsmiley · · Score: 4, Insightful

    News just in...

    HP moves all nationwide offices to india, any employees who refuse to move are out of a job without servernce pay....

    Could they do that, and if they can't, can they move them into offices? I guess its a contract thing, something for me to look out for if i ever telecommute..

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    1. Re:Could they... by Minupla · · Score: 3, Informative

      Probably a contract thing. My current contract reads that should the company choose to relocate me, they are responsible for all expenses, but I am compelled to do the reloc.

      Not a biggie for me, as I read the contract fully and understood the implications. Also the one move so far has been for the better for me. e.g. not to india :)

      Min

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    2. Re:Could they... by vinay.ys · · Score: 1

      People in India too telecommute as traffic problem has become a significant one, not to mention the rising fuel prices and increasing distance from home to workplace.

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    3. Re:Could they... by fermion · · Score: 1
      I was thinking the opposite. Any job that can be done by a full time ore near full time telecommute can be outsourced offshore. If a person is not in the main office, not with clients, and the bigwigs don't ever see them, then it becomes reasonable to ask, is that person needed at all?

      I see this in a number of industries, where most of the work a person does in behind the scenes, few people see any physical evidence of work, and the people complain to high heaven if they are asked to come in for a day. Then these same people wonder why thier jobs are now in India? Five years ago it was fashionable to be an uppity geek. If I were still working in the industry, I would be at work on time every day.

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    4. Re:Could they... by PunterGreg · · Score: 1
      News just in... HP moves all nationwide offices to india

      I could telecommute from my country home to India every day, although those 3pm meetings would be early morning killers.

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    5. Re:Could they... by wwphx · · Score: 1

      I haven't been a fan of HP for ages, except for possibly their servers and larger computers. I've never liked their micros, and I won't touch one of their laptops if I can avoid it. Then their merger with Compaq? Two companies that I have little regard for forming an even larger company that I have less regard for.

      There's no doubt that they're going to lose a lot of talent, and a lot of other companies will benefit from that. It will be interesting to see who picks up the most HP emigrees.

      I telecommuted for seven months, I live 500 miles away from the office and they had no problem with that. I was contract, and the contract was winding down, we'd gotten the core of the project out of the way so it wasn't an absolute that I had to be in the office daily. As my parents live in the town of my then-employer, I drove down about once a month for a couple of days in the office and everyone was happy.

      It's definitely a good way to do things, but I can appreciate management's paranoia of not being able to manage what they can't see.

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    6. Re:Could they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a biggie for me, as I read the contract fully and understood the implications.

      [in church lady's voice] Well isn't that special. If only employees would read their contracts fully we'd all have it as good as you do.

      Try not to be such a jackass.

  2. If memory serves me correctly- by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 4, Informative

    From an article I read on the effect of telecommuting, employees are *more* effective, or accomplish more, in less amount of time, when working from home, as it allows for a more relaxed atmosphere, among other benefits.

    But it's been a little while since I read the article, and I may have it wrong.

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    1. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From an article I read on the effect of telecommuting, employees are *more* effective, or accomplish more, in less amount of time, when working from home, as it allows for a more relaxed atmosphere, among other benefits.

      No it's both ways. Telecommuting is good when the job is not emergent and requires a high amount of concentration (architecting, engineering, designing, given you have the tools at home).

      However if your job is routine, technical, and requires lots of work, associated with stress, telecommuniting can make you lazy, slack often (having no control) and doing a bad job overall.

      I guess a lesson is relearned: a new solution to a problem doesn't necessarily make older solutions invalid or worse.

    2. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by kfg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Telecommuting is good when the job is not emergent and requires a high amount of concentration (architecting, engineering, designing, given you have the tools at home).

      The very sort of people HP is calling in from the home.

      However if your job is routine, technical, and requires lots of work, associated with stress, telecommuniting can make you lazy, slack often (having no control) and doing a bad job overall.

      The very sort of people the new HP manager behind this move is used to dealing with in his previous job at Wal-Mart (no, that's not a joke. RTFA).

      KFG

    3. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      I think the issue is that people are viewing this as a "One size fits all". Some people are best working in an office, some people are best working from home, some people are best with a combination of the two; for example, I tend to spend more time working, at work, but have a lot less distractions at home, so if I need to get one single task done fast, home is most appropriate, but otherwise at work is better.

      Well, it'll be interesting to see how this all comes out in the end, anyway...

    4. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by yoder · · Score: 4, Interesting

      WallyWorld manager moves to HP and starts treating IT professionals like illegal immigrants and sub-minimum wage unskilled workers. That is an absolutely beautiful, crystal clear look into the future, because in the US, corporate managers and CEOs are being trained, or conditioned, to think of all workers in precisely that way.

      In the US today, employees and customers are the enemy as far as corporate management and CEOs are concerned.

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    5. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 0, Troll

      If there was ever an industry that smiles on the driven and responsible small entrepreneur, it is the IT industry. Most of us are to some extent or another self taught. The ones that have a self-improving and driven to achieve attitude are the ones least likely to fit into the "big company cubicle" culture. They run the show, they work in small development shops, they like to see their personal decisions put into implementation. They find reward in a job well done.

      If you're working at a huge company like HP, you're not that sort of person. You're mediocre, that's why you're there. You're a person who wants security. You'll sacrifice creative control for it, you'll do a shoddy job because thats what the manager wants, you just want to get paid. You went to school for a career, and this is it. You like safe and lazy. Not the best attitudes for telecommuters.

      Flat out. If you're looking for an independent self-starter, you should consider cubicle drone experience a black mark. For this reason, I'm not suprised a huge, sprawling, badly managed company like HP is having troubles with their telecommuters.

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    6. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by badasscat · · Score: 1

      From an article I read on the effect of telecommuting, employees are *more* effective, or accomplish more, in less amount of time, when working from home, as it allows for a more relaxed atmosphere, among other benefits.

      I could see that being the case for 2-3 days out of the week, depending on what your job is. But really, if you're working in a team situation (as 99% of people are), there is really no way to effectively work from home 100% of the time. You need to be able to sit down with the rest of your team and brainstorm, or just keep each other updated on what's going on. IM and conference calls just aren't effective replacements for face-to-face meetings.

      At most companies these days, meetings use up about 30-40% of the time. Some companies are pretty over the top in their meeting culture (at a certain point, it does just cut in to actual work time), but given the complexity of the work done at most companies and the need for all departments to coordinate effectively, there is some amount of necessary (and often impromptu) in-person conversation.

      I work in production for my company's web site, and it drives me crazy how slow our network is at the office - if I'm doing nothing but entering content all day, I could work probably five times faster at home. But that's not all I'm doing - about half my time is spent meeting with various people to make sure we're all on the same page in what we're doing, to brainstorm new ideas, or to just put out fires. Ideally I'd love to work from home some of the time, but I just can't see how it'd ever work all of the time, and I'm sure my job is typical of most people working in technology.

    7. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      When your work is primarily teamwork, telecommuting is very disruptive. It can be done, but it's never as easy or productive as an actual office. And you never get the benefits of spontaneous brainstorming. Some of my best ideas have come from BSing with coworkers.

      For research jobs, telecommuting doesn't wortk so well.

    8. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      If you're working at a huge company like HP, you're not that sort of person. You're mediocre, that's why you're there.
      You could also be a highly intelligent and motivated person who went to HP (for example) because the job was well sold to them - come to us because only we can offer you the opportunity to do anything you like. And not have to do accounts, make the coffee, find new office space when your garage company expands. And the often received wisdom of "having company X on your resume is never a bad thing".
      You're a person who wants security.
      Hah. Some hope. Though at least you have more control being a self-starter because if you fail and have no money to pay the bills, its largely your fault rather than due to some crap decision by a higher up drone who needed to show how many dollars he saved the company this quarter.

      The industry is also plagued by lone gun, play it fast and loose 'entrepreneurs' who love a bit of hacking around to produce a neato techie solution, but which is entirely inappropriate for their large clients. They often leave them with clever but unsupported solutions. These people arrive full of talent but no idea about big businesses, or the end requirement to provide a service to that business - which might be based on their clever clever software package.

      The large IT consultancies play well with large businesses because they are 'like them' and understand the full range of their requirements (including the client's personal position within their organisation). Whilst they have a range of technical skills (from poor through mediocre to brilliant), they also end up with some idea of end users and the IT departments which serve them.
    9. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      If you're working at a huge company like HP, you're not that sort of person. You're mediocre, that's why you're there.

      Gee, nice generalisation. Are you speaking from the bitter experience of being one of those "mediocre" people, or just rationalising because you couldn't hack it?

      While being in a small business is fun (as long as you can deal with the overwork stress), there are certain kinds of projects that some people want to work on that can _only_ be possible through an organization with sufficient resources.

      You aren't going to see any small businesses making a semiconductor fab, or building a full-size passenger jet airplane - or even a massive software project. A small company might work on a tiny bit of such a project, but they will be doing it on behalf of those big companies that you have so much contempt for, and they will be working under the direction of those so-called "mediocre" people.

    10. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by fm6 · · Score: 1
      And if you read it in an article, it must be true.

      My experience with telecommuting is that it breeds inefficiency and lack of communication. But it looks good to the bean counters who now dominate corporate management. Such folks are always looking for line items to cut, and fuck the long term consequences. And real-estate is a big line item, especially in Silicon Valley. Telecommuters don't need offices, which means smaller corporate campuses. And if you hire people to work from low cost-of-living locations (my current manager telecommutes from Wisconsin), there's less pressure on salary.

      I find it very interesting that HP is suddenly bucking this trend. Perhaps this is a reaction to the management style of the late, unlamented Carly Fiorina, who by all accounts was the ultimate bean counter.

    11. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      Telecommuting is good when the job is not emergent and requires a high amount of concentration (architecting, engineering, designing, given you have the tools at home).

      The very sort of people HP is calling in from the home.


      Not at all. While the IT field certainly requires a lot of experience, 80% of it is routine.

    12. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by kfg · · Score: 1

      While the IT field certainly requires a lot of experience, 80% of it is routine.

      Of course it is, especially if you are running a retail chain, as opposed to an engineering and technology company.

      I'm intrigued by some of the comments in the article quoting abuse of telecommuting, washing dishes and driving tractors during conference calls.

      This is the sort of thing that telecommuting is supposed to allow. Sitting on the frickin' beach during a conference call is the meme for telecommuting. The comments smack of control issues, not job performance issues. The manager has an image of "professional behavior" that he wants applied to telecommuters as if they were actually in the office.

      And the part of IT that requires conference calls is the 20% that is not routine.

      KFG

    13. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was employeed to develop software to handle promotional merchandise for HP Asia because they didn't have the internal talent. Web site with cXML support for Ariba. Handled everything, stock management at the warehouses, shipping across asia, internal departmental payments, currency conversion in real time across 7 different currencies, expandable translation management system preloaded with 7 languages, etc. I worked directly with one of the VPs of the company and with a number of their internal IT staff. And this was neither the largest company I've worked with nor the largest project I've completed, so I feel qualified to at least have a somewhat informed opinion.

      You can form whatever opinions you want about the subject, or my motivations for why I think the way that I do. But my opinions are based on my not inconsiderable experience. I may be a bit of a lone gun, but I hire people from time to time, I judge them based on my real world experiences, and I deliver successful projects. Every single time. What percentage of cubicle warriors do you think get to say that with a straight face?

      I'm reminded of a conversation I had with an old electrical engineer that worked for the government. He told me that he wouldn't ever recommend that anyone work for the government in a technical role, because while the money and security were good, you would repeatedly spend months or years on a project only to have it axed because of administrative changes and your hard work would have no meaning whatsoever. It sucks your soul, makes you bitter, teaches you that hard work and good craftsmanship are a waste of time. The corporate world is the same way. Doesn't mean I'm flat out not going to hire you, but it does mean I'm going to take an awful hard second look at your project experience.

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    14. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I was employeed to develop software to handle promotional merchandise for HP Asia because they didn't have the internal talent. Web site with cXML support for Ariba. Handled everything, stock management at the warehouses, shipping across asia, internal departmental payments, currency conversion in real time across 7 different currencies, expandable translation management system preloaded with 7 languages, etc. I worked directly with one of the VPs of the company and with a number of their internal IT staff. And this was neither the largest company I've worked with nor the largest project I've completed, so I feel qualified to at least have a somewhat informed opinion.

      Sounds like fairly mediocre work to me. Nothing in that sounds like real programming, just join the dots stuff - you can probably download such a system written in PHP from sourceforge.

    15. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "If you're working at a huge company like HP, you're not that sort of person. You're mediocre, that's why you're there. You're a person who wants security. You'll sacrifice creative control for it, you'll do a shoddy job because thats what the manager wants, you just want to get paid. You went to school for a career, and this is it. You like safe and lazy. Not the best attitudes for telecommuters."

      What a bunch of crap. I've worked at both very large and very small companies and the fact is that people in small companies can be just as mediocre, want security just as much, do shoddy work etc as anyone in a large company.

      On the other hand, If you work as an indepedent consultant your nose is going to be a lot browner than most company men.

      There are very few engineers in the real world who have "creative control" (not exactly an engineering term anyway) unless they have money from daddy and are pretending to be entrepreneur.

    16. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From TFA:
      The architect of the HP division's change, Randy Mott, is regarded by Wall Street as a mastermind of operational efficiency based on his days as chief information officer at Wal-Mart Stores and Dell. Since joining HP as CIO in July, Mott's philosophy on building a strong IT workforce starkly contrasts with that of competitors, who encourage telecommuting to retain skilled workers who desire better work/life balance.

      Mott said by bringing IT employees together to work as teams in offices, the less-experienced employees who aren't performing well -- which there are ``a lot of'' -- can learn how to work more effectively.

      In an office, ``you're able to put teams together that can learn very aggressively and rapidly from each other,'' he said.


      This guy needs a vicious beating.
    17. Re:If memory serves me correctly- by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      It's called engineering, son - what counts is how well it works and how little it costs. Your "real programming" is often an excuse for screwing around reinventing bad ideas on somebody else's dime.

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  3. It makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The problem is not the technology, its the people. We allow all of our developers to work at home, providing them with the equipment (VPN, 2nd computer, etc) and technology (1/2 of broadband expenses) to make it possible. But most developers end up coming into the office. Most of them have found that they either A. Lack the self discipline to keep up the pace when working at home and B. They do not have enough access to their co-workers at home despite access to the technology. A lot of our work is multi-discipline, multi-language (Java, C++, C) and spans everything from drivers to applications, our developers simply need real-time access to their peers in order to do the work.

    When we have tried this with other aspects of our business it has had similar results. Most people simply lack the self discipline to make turn the telecommuter opportunity into a reality (for them).

    1. Re:It makes sense by Ulrich+Hobelmann · · Score: 1

      Ack, it's the people. But that also means it's their responsibility.

      As long as people keep their deadlines (i.e. as long as they do their f***ing job) I'd say, do as you wish.

      As you say, many people *choose* to work at work, because it works better for them; that's fine, some others don't. HP decided to simply not let people decide how they can best work. That's cause HP is such a great innovative company that's omnisavant.

    2. Re:It makes sense by bigman2003 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've been on two sides of the issue.

      First, as a 'worker' I was allowed to telecommute occasionally. I know that for myself (reasonably well motivated) the temptations at home were too strong for me, and I ended up screwing around about 4 hours a day. Add a wife/kids to the mix, and I would not consider this time to be productive. My co-workers all reported the same thing.

      Now as a manager, I run into similar problems with my employees. It took a while for one guy to figure out that Xbox Live lets me know exactly how much screwing around he is doing. (Hmm...he had Oblivion running all day, AND got 5 achievements...) Yet of course he claimed to be working all day. He is no longer eligible for telecommuting.

      Now I only support telecommuting with other employees occasionally, and only if there is a very defined project with a definite deliverable at the end. For instance, "You need to have this help file completely finished tomorrow." (Knowing that it is probably a 4 hour job that would be stretched to 8 even if they were at work.)

      I'm not trying to be an asshole, but it's just the reality for the people I work with. Given the opportunity, they would sit at home and play games- while making excuses why things didn't get done. They did that when I was part of the team, and they tried to do it when I became the boss.

      (Truth be told, when they are AT work, they are very effective, highly productive, and a great team. They are not a bunch of clowns, they just get distracted. But being distracted at work is what lets them see problems from many angles, so it is a good trait if focused on productive issues, instead of deciding which armor to wear.)

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    3. Re:It makes sense by dooglio · · Score: 1
      For me, the problem with telecommuting isn't the amount of distraction (although kids + wife do seem to cause some chaos--and when it gets too bad, I find myself at a local coffee house with free wireless), or even the lack of access to coworkers.

      The problem is with the blurring of the lines between normal work hours and off-time. I have a 100% telecommute programming gig with a company in a nearby city, and I have to say it reminds me of when I was in college and could never relax because there was always homework to do or a midterm to study for.

      In a course of a typical day. I might get distracted with something my family needs, then find myself coming back and working extra time that day to make up for the distraction. Before I know it, I'm putting in well over 40 hours in a typical work week. Or, I sometimes will break for dinner, then come back to a nagging problem and spend hours into the night working until I feel like I made enough progress to quit. Weekend time? I have to force myself to get away from the computer or I will find myself working again.

      The advantage of going into an office is that I can leave work at work. With telecommuting, I don't take my work home with me at all--my work is home with me.

    4. Re:It makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many folks--myself included--don't have the discipline to work from home all the time.

      However, with the sheer geographic spread (even HP's 25 designated office buildings is quite a lot), most of the time you have teams that aren't physically together, even if they are physically in an office they still have to telephone, teleconference, and netmeeting to collaborate. And that stuff you can do from home just about as well as you can from the wrong office...or conversely, you do it just about as badly.

      We need better techniques (and maybe also better tools) to telecollaborate, because we're doing so much of it nowadays and we're not doing it terribly well.

    5. Re:It makes sense by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's funny, because I see just the opposite with my once-a-week telecommute. I get interrupted all the bloody time when I'm in the office, which makes it very hard to work on the "big picture" projects we've got going. On my telecommute day, I don't get the walk-in or phone-in interruptions - it's much easier to focus and get work done.

      At the end of the day, I send my boss a list of what I've worked on.

      The only downside for me is I have a tendency to work extra hours those days, because there'll be one or two things that I know will be difficult to finish with the "one interruption every 10 minutes" atmosphere that pervades our computing group (most of which are not relevant to my actual job).

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    6. Re:It makes sense by 0x0000 · · Score: 1

      It is fascinating to me that I often see comments like this one posted more or less anonymously - the common thread being that all such posting never reference the alleged company that employs the alleged telecommuters. I can't help but contrast these remarks with job requirements postings to job boards where telecommuting is pretty much a dirty word - in 10 years I have yet to find a [legitimate] hiring company that admits to allowing work to be performed offsite. I'm sure this will generate a some virulent disagreement, but I remain a bit annoyed that in specificly seeking work that can be performed "from home" since 1993, I have yet to talk to the first company who would even discuss it seriously in an interview - in fact, it usually signals and end to the interview when the point is raised (usually in answer to the "what is your ideal working environment" question). Perhaps I'm just a sub-par employee, or perhaps I'm talking to the wrong people, but despite all the hype, I can only say that in the US job market of which I am aware, telecommute positions for software developers do not exist. For my part: the problem is not the people, it's the corporations. They cannot function at any level beyond basic micromanagement - regardless of any and all productivity and profitability studies. Just my [jaded] 2 cents worth...

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    7. Re:It makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a similar experience. I estimated I would work anywhere from 10-14 hours a day. I didn't have anything that could do wireless so I was pretty much trapped(It was funny, for the first 2 months or so I didn't leave home much, I then started going out for lunch/dinner to escape my house) Distractions were pretty minimal, contrasted with an office environment where everyone just interupts whenever they feel like for whatever petty problem they may have, rather than doing some googling or even looking at a man page. Don't get me wrong, I can handle that as well(I just ignore the damn distraction, until I am either done, or the distraction goes away.) Still with all the fun I had with telecommuting, I liked it, I was 10X more efficient(working 8 hrs a day, maybe 3X more efficient) and my only problems with it were my problems(Not having the mental ability to seperate out work and home. ) Personally, if someone willingly accepts telecommuting, and then goofs off and doesn't get work done, then they should get canned.

    8. Re:It makes sense by achurch · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Now as a manager, I run into similar problems with my employees. It took a while for one guy to figure out that Xbox Live lets me know exactly how much screwing around he is doing. (Hmm...he had Oblivion running all day, AND got 5 achievements...) Yet of course he claimed to be working all day. He is no longer eligible for telecommuting.

      But was he still accomplishing his goals? I assume not, because you don't sound like the kind of person who'd take such a shallow disciplinary action, but it brings up a point:

      Too many people assume that--whether at the office or at home--doing nothing but work will always produce the most output for a given period of time. Now, for things like factory assembly lines or monkey coding that don't require thinking, this is more or less true; but for the types of people who most commonly commute--design, R&D and so forth--it doesn't always hold.

      In point of fact, when I changed jobs recently I spent my first six months working at the office, then got permission to telecommute. When I looked back over my first year, I'd actually gotten more done at home, despite taking frequent breaks to read a book, play Katamari Damacy, what have you. I suspect it's those relaxation periods that keep my work brain running at full speed, whereas it's awful hard to relax at the office (I don't even have a cubicle, just a desk in a big open room).

      One curious thing I've found since starting to telecommute is that work has become almost another hobby for me. Granted I've always found it interesting, but at the office there was always an element of stuffiness, if you will, whereas at home, as long as I make my weekly goals (and I do), it's just one more part of my daily schedule. I guess work really does flow more smoothly when it's fun.

  4. This is the first sign... by anonymousman77 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is the first sign that the "pendulum" is swinging toward having local job creation again. HP admitted that having the IT folks TOGETHER makes them better. You couldn't be more apart than California and India.
    Of course, your programmers have been telling you this for YEARS, but it takes a pointy-haired boss to implement it.

    1. Re:This is the first sign... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Very true. And with Apple pulling out of India, it seems like others are having similar thoughts.

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    2. Re:This is the first sign... by dodobh · · Score: 1

      HP would probably move them all to India.

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    3. Re:This is the first sign... by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      This is the first sign that the "pendulum" is swinging toward having local job creation again. HP admitted that having the IT folks TOGETHER makes them better.

      I think you're over-estimating their judgement: In this case the move apparently came at the demands of a former Walmart exec -- the sort that thinks that you have to be hovering over your employees like a hawk, treating them as temp line workers, or they'll screw around. That sort of 1950s thinking is pervasive throughout the entire industry, and it's the same industry that's super-happy to dump a division and replace it by offshoring, just as long as the other end also has whipmasters watching the serfs intently.

      HP has been swirling down the toilet for quite some time, and this is just a continuation of the same. It's going to get worse given that many of their brightest people, who've come to enjoy and expect this luxury, are going to say goodbye rather than be treated like a Walmart floor employee.

  5. Only telecommute from India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    HP moves all nationwide offices to india,...

    That's what really pissed me off when I was in the biz. I would ask to work from home and I was ALWAYS told that, "No, we need you here to do your work."

    So, I would commute in every fucking day. Then, you guessed it, my job (and others'), were sent over seas to India. Yep, they needed their IT workers there all right!

    1. Re:Only telecommute from India by Chibi · · Score: 1

      That's what really pissed me off when I was in the biz. I would ask to work from home and I was ALWAYS told that, "No, we need you here to do your work."

      So, I would commute in every fucking day. Then, you guessed it, my job (and others'), were sent over seas to India. Yep, they needed their IT workers there all right!

      I brought this point up once with a former boss (we've both since moved on to better things, previous company had way too much stupidity), and his argument was that the second my pay rate was the same as a developer in India, he was sure he'd be able to arrange some type of telecommuting deal with the higher-ups. Just something to keep in mind. Sometimes all folks really care about is the bottom line.

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    2. Re:Only telecommute from India by saxonhawthorn · · Score: 1

      In my experience, the managers who object most to their programmers telecommuting are those who don't understand the need to be able to think hard, and to concentrate upon a complex problem for hours - or days - at a stretch without distraction, because they themselves have never done it. Any company run by such people is therefore unlikely to be worth either investing in or working for.

  6. laziness by Lusa · · Score: 1

    I've always wanted to be able to telecommute. Some days I just can't be bothered to get dressed. I want to watch TV during the day, listen to music, sleep in without anyone noticing and in general not have to talk to my coworkers unless I need to. oh and the most important thing.. be around to receive my freakin mail. Too many mail order companies bow down to the pressure of the delivery companies to the point that I can't get an item I have paid for delivered to where I work (even if I am going to be there and have photographic ID) or even get a phone call 5 minutes before it is delivered so I can leave work and be there to receive it. If the company offers selective delivery it's usualy 5 or 6 times the normal delivery price. I was even once posted a delivery card with the wrong reference number on it only to find out after the item had been returned. This was after quoting the number 5 times in different phone calls. This madness has to stop!

    1. Re:laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure all your colleagues wish you worked from home too, since you apparently attempt to turn every conversation, no matter what the topic, into some ridiculous little rant about delivery companies. It must make life around the water cooler at your office quite tedious for your co-workers.

    2. Re:laziness by raddan · · Score: 1

      So basically you don't want to work. Welcome to life.

    3. Re:laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No... I want to work, really I do.
      I just want to work doing something creative and life-altering like watching TV and eating Tostio chips on my couch.
      Shurly there must be a job for me?

    4. Re:laziness by Lusa · · Score: 1

      err no, and besides my rant about couriers it is known to many as sarcasm. I'm sure there are many managers that would agree, it is better to have your workforce near you so you can ensure they are doing what you are paying them to do than somewhere else. Hell, I worked one place that I would never see a customer yet the management forced a uniform to be worn because I must remember at all times that I am working for a business.

      I'm a workaholic and have been so for several years. I'll throw myself into my work to the point where it's costing me money and my health. I get edgy if I'm not working at the weekend. I feel guilty if I leave and something is not finished and a customer is waiting. It's so bad, in my office people know I'm still working during my personal holidays or if I'm ill. Still, there are days when I want to go off and do my own thing for a while. It's called burning out.

    5. Re:laziness by Lusa · · Score: 1

      oh my, that was almost.. nah, i'll bite though. You've obviously never had to rely on deliveries and this is slashdot where most stories get knocked completely off tilt anyway into a USA vs world debate. It was mildly related and the first half was sarcasm which was related though you may need to think about. Something you appear to have little experience of.

  7. mad force.... by voitek · · Score: 1

    i think hp is on its way to make his work force very mad... and the net effect is not going to be the one expected. i wonder how much time will take executives to come to the reversal of its decision, as it will come to this point i am sure.

    1. Re:mad force.... by NickBurns329 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmm .. I could not disagree more. I think, like the abuse of email with spam, telecommuting has been abused to the point where the Corporation (pick one) now realizes that people *do* work better face to face and yes, under some pressure to perform work. Now, I'm sure a substantial percentage of telecommuters work better, more hours, etc., than their face-time counterparts, but probably enough have abused this privilge to spoil it for those that can work effectively at home. Plus, I see this as a trend to where, the Corporation will evaluate you in the office setting first, before allowing you the luxury of a 5 second commute.

    2. Re:mad force.... by yoder · · Score: 5, Informative

      I telecommute as well as working in the office. As a Systems Admin I can do most of my job remotely and my bosses use telecommuting as a way to pay for productivity. I know when to work at home and when I'm needed in the office and have gone out of my way to make sure that my productivity has increased since I began telecommuting.

      When someone uses the "a few bad apples spoil it for the whole bunch" argument, they don't address the probability that productivity increases as a whole, even with those bad apples. In this particular case, a Wallyworld manager goes to HP and begins treating IT professionals just like they treated the illegal immigrants and sub-minimum wage unskilled workers back at Wallyworld.

      Telecommuting isn't for everyone, nor for every job, but taking your lead on this issue from a Wally World manager is like asking a NeoCon for advice on social responsibility in government.

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    3. Re:mad force.... by subterfuge · · Score: 1

      ..or like asking a NeoLibCommy to keep his hands out of your pocket.

    4. Re:mad force.... by yoder · · Score: 1

      subterfuge parroted:
      "..or like asking a NeoLibCommy to keep his hands out of your pocket."

      Put a little thought into it next time. I know you can do better than that.

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    5. Re:mad force.... by subterfuge · · Score: 1

      ya, a bit weak..[hadn't had the morning coffee yet...], but accurate nonetheless.

      I just wanted to bring it full circle for the short-sighted Bush haters among us.

    6. Re:mad force.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked from home for about 5 years in NYC managing a world wide messaging network. I was single at that time. I was so much more productive at home and ended up working 15 hours a day easy. It's really hard to just pull yourself away when you need to finish some script up.

      Now I'm married with kids and work in an office. My commute is alright, but I can tell you this, I would hate to work from home now for another company. Don't get me wrong. I'd love to work from home, if I had my own company, but working for someone else from home just means I would be working around the clock.

      The asshole managers who think people need to have face to face contact (not to mention all the cigarette breaks, hallway chatting, etc) to make you more productive just makes my life easier. I get to slack off at work bulshitting with people, etc. When I leave, that's it...work doesn't even cross my mind. I even leave my blackberry at work.

      It's funny...we can outsource our work to India, where we can't even see the staff, they're on different hours, and there's often a language barrier, but they have a problem with americans working from home.

  8. Romans had the same problem by gubachwa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Romans also had the same problem with slaves. For some reason they couldn't exercise as much influence over their slaves when they worked from home. Of course, instead of whips and chains, HP has employee surveillance and the threat of outsourcing to keep their staff in line.

  9. Doesn't apply to non-IT by tylernt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What's interesting is their non-IT employees can continue to telecommute. I would guess that the IT folks being forced to relocate and physi-commute aren't too happy about that.

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  10. Unintended consequences by JakiChan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hope they've thought this through. They say that high performers can keep telecommuting, but I somehow doubt they'll allow that due to morale issues. The clued people who can perform while telecommuting are the same people who can easily find new jobs. If I was being asked to relocate because they won't let me telecommute anymore then I'd consider if I really want to work for a company that says they no longer trust me.

    When you lay off your least valuable folks and then start doing stuff like this your most valuable folks start looking. You end up with the people that aren't good enough to get hired elsewhere but probable were gonna be on the next layoff list. Yeah, that's really the kind of people I want supporting my mission-critical gear...

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    1. Re:Unintended consequences by Jerf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They say that high performers can keep telecommuting, but I somehow doubt they'll allow that due to morale issues.

      This reminds me of an old Dilbert cartoon, where the PHB announces that the company will be cutting back on business card printing, and only vital employees will be allowed to order business cards. In the next panel, every employee is thinking "I'd better order business cards to find out if I'm 'vital'.".

      I expect this would go the same way... well, actually the employees will jump to the correct conclusion that none of them are considered "high" enough "performers" to be worth extra benefits. (How mysterious.)

      Of course, the management response to this problem, since of course we can't have some people being better than others at the same status level, is to finish completely eliminating telecommuting.

      What gets me about the management blunders that everybody loves to hate is not that they occur; we blunder through a world complicated beyond our faintest ability to handle except rarely by accident, so stupid decisions are the norm. What gets me is, despite that, how predictable these management blunders are and just how poor the response is in general. The same problem is faced thousands of times a year, and almost everybody tasked with solving it will try the exact same (wrong) solution, because "more control" is always the answer (regardless of the competence of the "controllers", regardless of the effectiveness), and (the part that really boggles my mind) almost none of them will look around to see who else has tried that solution and what unanticipated consequences may arise, even though umpteen millions or billions of dollars may be at stake.

  11. telecommuting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Before I get hammered this is the right thing to do. Flexibility is great and being able to work for a few hours on Friday from home when taking comp hours for the rest of the day is efficient and great. Or working from home when you are waiting for the guy of the telecom. Great that's good for the firm and the worker.

    But telecommuting for most of the time is stupid and neither good for worker nor firm.

    1) My problem is distraction, when I have to finish something I can work from home, that's ok. But if nothing is pressing on me hard I'm simply not disciplined enough. For this a work environment is great to keep focussed.

    2) Teamwork. I'm working in an international firm and it is working by and large, but Messanging, calls, emails only get you so far. Being able to walk 5 meters and chat someone up is completely different. It is very complicated to coordinate work over three continents and too many timezones.

    3) Teamwork Part 2, how will you develop something like Teamspirit and good cooperation if you have only seen most of your team a couple of times?

    4) line between work and home. I do work enough, when I'm coming home and can say so it's over let's go drink a beer or watch some TV, that's refreshing.

    So I'm all for flexibility but please don't overshoot.

    1. Re:telecommuting by ckhorne · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm a telecommuter- I work 80-90% of my time at home; I go into the office about once every week or two. My commute (when I do go in) is 36 miles each way, and in Atlanta traffic, takes about 1.5-2hrs each way. I'm lead developer on a small (4 person) team for a private medium-sized ($300m/yr and ~2000 employees) company. I'm a contractor, but have been there for a little more than three years now, so I'm a full employee by almost any definition.

      Pros:

      1) I'm a lot more productive at home. Everybody has been through that - they can just get more done.

      2) I'm a developer, so I really don't need to interact much beyond my own team, and through daily phone conferences, personal phone calls, IM, and email, we stay connected.

      3) Traffic makes my blood boil, and the idea of losing 4hrs/day sitting in traffic just makes it sound that much worse.

      4) I am less productive before noon and more productive late at night. I try to stick to a 9-10 through 5-6 schedule, but if I get an idea late at night, I can crank out some code without having to be in my office.

      5) I have my own office at home. It has dedicated computers for work, a desk, and all the "comforts" of work, plus a radio and a decent view. When I'm done for the day, I can shut the door and leave it behind. I have a separate work phone number, and after a certain time, I don't answer it.

      6) Fuel savings - $3/g @ 25mpg * 72miles * 5days => $43/week on gas. Not horrible, but that's assuming I'm not sitting in traffic. $43/week ~= $2100/yr. This easily makes up for my extra expenses I bring on myself from working at home.

      7) I can visit out-of-town friends and family and work from there as if I'm still in the office. This takes a LOT more discipline, though, and I only do it rarely.

      8) My business wardrobe is hardly anything. Most of my days are spent in shorts and a t-shirt.

      9) I can listen to whatever damn station I want and turn up the radio as loud as I want (although always just barely on). :)

      Cons:

      1) I can "get stuck" at home for days or even a week at a time, with no real reason to leave the house. I have to look for reasons to get out. You can start to miss the normal, everyday interactions with other people. This is probably the biggest disadvantage to me.

      2) Motivation is sometimes a factor, but it is in the office sometimes as well. Granted, I have the freedom (as an hourly contractor) to take off half an afternoon and not bill for it, and working at home makes this easier.

      3) Working at home does take a lot of motivation and self-discipline. I find that I don't have too much trouble, esp. if I set goals for the day/week/month and stick to them. This should be true in any job situation, though.

      I've telecommuted for other companies in the past ~6 years (small startups, side gigs, and worked for a London-based company for 18 months). All the above points all still hold true. Yes, you may miss things like working with the team, the team interaction, etc, but I find that we all do just fine; this is partly to do with the fact that I've always worked on small teams of very competenent people.

      To address the points in the above poster:

      1) I agree- disipline differs for everyone. Some people can work remotely effectively; others cannot.

      2) I agree with being able to talk to people, but using IM and email can work wonders as long as you're verbose. Plus, you have a papertrail for everything.

      3) Physically seeing the team is not a prerequisite for team spirit. The guys on my team all feel that we're part of the team and work as a team. And when the product fails or succeeds, we feel it as a team.

      4) I have an office at home; I shut the door when I leave. If you have any 40+ hr/week job + commute, it's going to eat up your weekly life anyway. I find I get more personal time when working at home.

    2. Re:telecommuting by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My problem is distraction

      YOUR problem. Not mine.

      When I telecommuted, I got up every morning, got dressed, and put in my 8 hours. That makes all the difference, having the personal discipline to still "go to work", even if that means sitting in my own living room at a laptop. Not to say that I didn't squeeze a little more flexibility out of my time that I would in an office (can't easily take a porn break while at the office), but at least 90% comparable to non-telecommuting, I put in a standard 9-to-5.


      Teamwork.

      ...Doesn't exist, at least not in the touchy-feely happy productivity boosting cooperation sense in which most companies believe. Teamwork in IT means spending as little time physically together as possible, coming up with a solid API, and everyone goes off and implements their alloted portion of it. Anything more intimate than that (like the farce they call "paired programming") just pisses developers off and wastes multiple people for each one-man job.

      And when I do need to get together with my coworkers, I can phone or IM them in less time than it would take me to walk down the insanely long hallway around which all companies seem to design offices, to physically visit that coworker. And even in the office, I get far, far more calls and IMs than actual visitors. And, even in the off chance that we need a physical meeting, I have no problem with the idea of coming into the office once a week to take care of such business - that doesn't mean I need to stay there the other four days of the work week to efficiently do my job.


      how will you develop something like Teamspirit and good cooperation

      "Team" has no "I" in it. Remember that. Let's keep it that way.

      I go to work to do a job (which I happen to enjoy) and get paid. Period. I don't go there to make friends (though I do have friends with whom I work), I don't go there to win a game-called-commerce, I don't go there for the sake of getting out of the house every day. I go there to get a paycheck. So spare me the "yay us!" and "go team!" and "now fall backward and we'll catch you" team spirit BS - Just leave me the hell alone and let me do the work you want done.


      line between work and home

      See point #1 - Personal discipline. If you have it, no problems here. If you lack it, don't ask to telecommute.

    3. Re:telecommuting by SJasperson · · Score: 1

      So in other words, you can't handle telecommuting, therefore it's bad for everyone.

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    4. Re:telecommuting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok ok you do great with telecommuting, it works out for you and everything is great and pink. Let's just say that it is my opinion, that it is better for the majority (including me) of people, ie. also for the firm to be in a working environment. The hogwash about everyone being so much more productive at home has been said too many times. I think it goes into a longer porn break ;-)

      "Teamwork in IT means spending as little time physically together as possible, coming up with a solid API, and everyone goes off and implements their alloted portion of it. Anything more intimate than that (like the farce they call "paired programming") just pisses developers off and wastes multiple people for each one-man job."

      and I disagree with this. You are right pair programming is bullshit. (agile programming normally is) but I don't know what you are developing. If it is something you know everything about you may be right. At my work this is NEVER the case. My new Project is based on the code of someone else (as will be the case very often) Face-to-Face explanations are very helpful believe me. I have got grey hair trying to figure out the code from our american friends , while they have not been at work. (although I would agree that a clean good documented API would probably have helped something)

      2) I have to program for applications I have never done before, it is nice to have a team who is using this software around the corner.

      3) specifying the API and letting everyone work? The waterfall is dead. ;-)

      4) again, specifying the API? Isn't really realistic, adjustments have to be made frequently. Shouldn't be the case after a good design phase, has to be done all the same.

      5) You are only developing? You are a lucky programmer. I have to talk to the ID-people, the installation-guys, the build guys, the User-centered design guy is pestering me etc. pp. and soon I will have to care for an intern. Lets not talk about other thinks like the test-team, events for marketing etc. pp. HOW this should be done telecommuting is anybodys guess.

      So I think the standard developer job you are describing isn't around anymore very often. For you telecommuting may be nice, for my job it wouldn't work out.

    5. Re:telecommuting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being able to walk 5 meters and chat someone up is completely different.

      So you like being in an office for the opportunities it provides to meet the opposite sex? (Maybe "chatting someone up" means different things to different people. Certainly in the UK it means trying to get a date)

    6. Re:telecommuting by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything you just said. As a lead developer I rarely spend entire days alone coding. New challenges come up all the time and having the team there to stand at the white board and figure out the solution is critical.

      The only time telecommuting has ever worked for me is when I plan my week around pushing certain types of work till Friday. Even then I usually end up working harder from home just to prove that I was indeed working :)

    7. Re:telecommuting by pedalman · · Score: 1
      I find I get more personal time when working at home.
      So THAT'S what you young whippersnappers call it. In my day, it was known as the "Nooner".
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  12. Homeboys by jense · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I coulda SWORN the idea behind telcommuting was that you didn't waste time driving or putting up with office-related BS. I know that having a home office alows greater flexibility (which apparently is a bad thing to HP). But as introverted and "leave me alone and let me work" as most programmers and IT personnel are, why would you force them into a room and waste more of their time getting to an environment they hate? I smell backlash. This is akin to offering insurance benefits and then recanting after years.

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    1. Re:Homeboys by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      Because as much as programmers and IT personnel don't want to deal with each other, if you can get them to actually talk, you can get some significant improvements in performance. This is particularly true of you're dealing with projects bigger than one person; by putting your staff within easy access of each other, questions will be answered faster, and that can really help. Even if working on independent projects, the ability to trivially ask someone for their advice on a particularly tricky problem is invaluable.

      This is not to say that working in an office together is always better; if your staff have an hour's commute each way, the time saved by having them close to each other will almost certainly be wiped out by time commuting instead of either relaxing or working. The point is that there are upsides and downsides, and a balance has to be found between them...

    2. Re:Homeboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently spent a couple of days consulting at HP. I was seated in the middle of a sea of cubicles. The person in the next cube spent almost the entire two days conducting personal business on the phone. There is very little interaction or oversight in cubes. Working from home I can be in continuous contact via gaim with the others on my team, and not have to listen to someone talking about their car insurance.

      Name withheld for obvious reasons.

    3. Re:Homeboys by esper · · Score: 1

      if your staff have an hour's commute each way, the time saved by having them close to each other will almost certainly be wiped out by time commuting

      What connection do you see between commuting time and working time? Commuting comes out of the employee's personal time. I've never once seen any business which factors it in to the time they're expected to spend working. From the employee's side, that seems a bit off ("work is claiming 10 hours of my day but only paying for 10"), but, from the management side, I don't really see how it could work otherwise. ("Alice is telecommuting, so she has to work 8 hours a day. Bob has an hour commute each way, which leaves him 6 hours to do actual work. And Charlie - it's a 4 hour drive for him to get here, so he just turns around and heads home as soon as he walks in the door. And we pay them all the same.")

    4. Re:Homeboys by mikael_j · · Score: 1
      The commuting time thing is something that annoys me to no end, I read some "study" by a "pro-free market think tank" (lacking a better word) that claimed that people who complained about eight hour workdays were just ungrateful bastards because they had so and so many percent of their time not devoted to work. But this study was of course flawed as hell, they counted eight hours of work time per day and everything else was free time.

      If you start thinking about it the average person needs about eight hours of sleep per day, commuting might take another hour out of the day, he/she is probably working 8 - 17 with an hour of lunchtime that could hardly be considered "free" time. So if we subtract eight hours of sleep from the day because we assume everyone needs that and it's not free time we're down to a 16 hour day, since lunch and commuting time are things that you only have to "waste" because of work then let's add them to the work time, at this point we're looking at more than 60% of the day dedicated to "survival". I don't want to spend more than half my day just working for survival, maybe some people do but I have other things I'd like to do with my life.

      Even if you add 32 hours per week of free weekend time you're still looking at around 45% of your free time going to work, I wouldn't mind dedicating working 8-9 hours per day three or four days per week. But ten hours per day five days per week, no thanks.

      /Mikael

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    5. Re:Homeboys by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, you are in a maze of twisty cubicles, all alike...

      Seriously though, yes, cubicles suck. They're a worst of both worlds kinda thing, where they don't quite have the privacy of an office, or the openness of open-plan. If an employer just puts people into small isolated boxes, they're not going to start magically working well together.

      What's worked well for our group, is we have 2-ish person offices, close to each other, plus a break-out space. We're never fully isolated, but can always turn to the person next to us and go "Am I doing something silly here?", and we tend to have lunch in the break-out space, and work through problems there too.

    6. Re:Homeboys by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I'm more thinking efficiency.

      Okay, I imagine I'm not the only /.er to be working with no fixed hours (although I may be the only one where that doesn't mean 60+ hours a week). Following a rather vague train of thought, I suspect people working from home might not be too hard to persuade to spend an extra hour doing work, instead of time they might be commuting. Alternatively, even if they spend that hour relaxing, having more relaxed staff should also benefit productivity. ...

      Look, can I just claim it's the sleep deprevation's fault?

    7. Re:Homeboys by fm6 · · Score: 1
      But as introverted and "leave me alone and let me work" as most programmers and IT personnel are, why would you force them into a room and waste more of their time getting to an environment they hate?
      Because developing serious software is a team effort. "Leave me alone and let me work" too often becomes "I know the right way to do this part of the project — the restof you are idiots, so go fuck yourselves." The result is software where the pieces don't fit, and the overall product bears little resemblance to the original design goals.
    8. Re:Homeboys by esper · · Score: 1

      Sure, just so long as I get to blame "work is claiming 10 hours of my day but only paying for 10" (rather than "...only paying for 8") on sleep deprivation, too.

  13. Teamwork? by Very.Zen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From TFA:

    In an office, ``you're able to put teams together that can learn very aggressively and rapidly from each other,''

    Agreed, IMO lower skilled work environments are much better suited to home working. For example call centre work etc. The only reason I say this is that everyday I go into work and I learn something new from the people around me. Not to say this is "agressive" but if I get stuck on a bit of code, or perhaps a general concept I know that others around me may be able to help, and if they cant then we have discovered something that we as a group are lacking in.

    Otherwise these thing go unnoticed, you recieve no critism and do not learn as effectively. Ideally in a team the stronger members of the group can carry the weaker members until they have caught up with the rest.

    I cant see how this could be as effective in homeworking, in fact some animosity may occur towards weaker members due to percieved "lazyness" when actually they are just have legitimate trouble with their task.

    1. Re:Teamwork? by bahwi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Need more online collaboration. IM, email, SVN, bug tracker, telephone(or voice chat).

      I know working closely makes sense, but you have to put effort into it. Once you're separated, if you the same effort into it, you'll reap similar rewards. I don't think either is particularly better, but as far as learning from others, etc...

      I promise you I could walk into a work enviroment in-office and get far less done and help out far less by simply not putting any effort into it, than I could in a separated enviroment. Hell, there's less pointless chatter for me, so you've already got more time to work. People assume working from home, you don't have to put any effort into collaboration, when you actually do.

      Neither is better, it's a preference of what people prefer. But neither actually wins, either. There's several advantages, even with a lesser skilled group, because if you have a URL or link, you can easily send that back to them to RTFA. =) And yes, you can see their code, SVN, or, *gasp* copy and paste. =)

    2. Re:Teamwork? by Very.Zen · · Score: 1

      Agreed, I have to say I dont like your link, but your premise is good even if not my taste, I find I learn through... exposure. does that make sense? But again I agree. Everyone works differently, the problem with the corp perhaps?

  14. Spouse and children by tepples · · Score: 1

    My current contract reads that should the company choose to relocate me, they are responsible for all expenses, but I am compelled to do the reloc.

    Is your employer also responsible for expenses related to relocating your spouse and children, if any? Or are such contracts designed exclusively for single people?

    1. Re:Spouse and children by Thing+1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Should singles who deliberately choose that lifestyle to be frugal receive less benefits?

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    2. Re:Spouse and children by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why not? You aren't losing anything, whereas someone who does have kids and a spouse would be losing their kids and spouse during a move.

      My own experience, however, has shown me that married workers are more capable, whether it be because of the daily, constant, successful ability to handle stress, emergencies, delegation, risk, and reward, or some other aspect.

      So a married working would be more valuable than a single worker anyway :)

    3. Re:Spouse and children by timeOday · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Should singles who deliberately choose that lifestyle to be frugal receive less benefits?
      Maybe.
      Japan, S. Korea, and many European countries are imploding because too few choose to pass along the investment (food, housing, education, time) they received as children. There is a large economic payoff to childless individuals, yet a high cost to society overall if too many take that route. Families are what keep society going, so society has a vested interest in promoting family. No reason to turn it into a religious debate, just look at the demographics.
    4. Re:Spouse and children by CrazyTalk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hmmm married workers more valuable? That is, until they have to leave work early to pick up their kids and take them to soccer practice, call of sick because their kids are sick, talk on the phone all day planning their upcoming vacations to disney world, etc. while the single people in the office are left holding the bag. More valuable? I think not. Then again, I did see your smiley so hopefully you are joking and/or a troll!

    5. Re:Spouse and children by hazem · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd say married workers are more pliable, more risk-averse, more likely to put up with a shitty work situation, and more likely to "go along to get along".

      While losing a job is tough on anyone, a single person can quit to leave a shitty situation and only be putting themselves at risk. A married person with kids is likely to be more docile because if they quit/get fired, they have to take care of the spouse and rug-rats.

      So, of course management likes married people with kids, as it's a shackle they didn't even have to pay for.

    6. Re:Spouse and children by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, these countries are being flooded with poor, rapidly multiplying immigrants. Welcome to the new genocide.

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    7. Re:Spouse and children by rundgren · · Score: 1

      what about importing some poor african children, that have no future otherwise, to sustain poulation in these countries?

    8. Re:Spouse and children by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      Having a tax policy that guarantees children=poverty is society's way of supporting parents in most of Western Europe. I can't speak for Japan. The consequences are obvious. Only this very afternoon, I was asking what my mother thought was the solution to the pension problem - her reply "Let in loads of immigrants and let them fund the pensions off their income tax"

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    9. Re:Spouse and children by antoinjapan · · Score: 1

      Just put holes in the packing boxes and your employer will be none the wiser

    10. Re:Spouse and children by castoridae · · Score: 1

      My own experience, however, has shown me that married workers are more capable, whether it be because of the daily, constant, successful ability to handle stress, emergencies, delegation, risk, and reward, or some other aspect.

      I don't know the demographics of the people you've worked with, of course, but I wonder if it's simply because married people tend to be older (and therefore more experienced) on average.

    11. Re:Spouse and children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on. No /.ers are single deliberately.

    12. Re:Spouse and children by Catbeller · · Score: 0

      Society wouldn't "implode". You're implying a lower birthrate means a society disappears, which is mathematically silly. A lower birthrate means the population shrinks for a few generations, then stablizes with lower numbers, which is a GOOD THING. We've too many people on the planet, eating up too many resources, killing too much life, producing killer pollution.

      We don't have to "keep up" our population levels. And we certainly don't need to import the suicidally growing populations in other areas. They are in trouble because they have overgrown their resources, and moving them to new areas to repeat the process is madness.

      The countries with reduced population will be winners, and the cancerously growing populations of doomed countries will self-destruct in the usual Malthusian manner: war, famine, disease and death. The causes of the horsemen are not political in the truest sense; population pressure is always the root cause.

      Nothing, no organism, can grow ceaselessly. At some point, it poisons the environment with its own effluent and kills off both room to live and the food supply. Humans who maintain a steady state population, intelligently, will have resources to live and to educate, while those who do not will inevitably collapse into warfare, disease, ignorance and (usually religious) totalitarianism through sheer desperation. They will be the danger to to the planet, already warming and drying under the strain of a population doubling every two generations.

      If you want to talk "Darwinian" natural selection, then remember that a population that survives by equllibrium will last, while populations that survive by overgrowing their territory and violently (metaphorically and literally) moving into more stable neighbors without learning from their mistakes will prosper for only a short time, then repeat the cycle until there are no more places to go. They win for a short time, and look successful, but ultimately kill off themselves and the people they overrun.

      Nothing can grow forever. At the current rate of growth, in less than four thousand years the mass of humanity exceeds the mass of the planet. We exceed the mass of the entire universe in something less than eight thousand years. Considering humanity has been in its present form for the last one hundred thousand years, that's a reachable goal. Obviously we can't do that. Sometime in the next hundred years we reach crisis, even before we hit physical limits, with political breakdown.

      In light of all this, worrying about keeping up with, say, the Indian subcontinent population-growth-wise is pretty silly.

    13. Re:Spouse and children by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I am.

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    14. Re:Spouse and children by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      So, of course management likes married people with kids, as it's a shackle they didn't even have to pay for.

      That right there is a good reason for the double standard. (It's fun thinking on both sides of the aisle.)

      Also, although it's illegal to ask questions about marriage, family, race, sex, etc. during the interview, it is not illegal to do a background check on prospective employees.

      A background check will answer most of those questions, so that the employer doesn't need to ask them during the interview. A smart employer will use a background check ($35) to weed out applicants prior to the interview (phone screen costs about the same, given 20 to 30 minutes of a manager's time; in-house interview costs a few thousand), and will then already have the information (not to say that those performing the interview will have it, but management will).

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    15. Re:Spouse and children by davidgay · · Score: 1
      Society wouldn't "implode". You're implying a lower birthrate means a society disappears, which is mathematically silly. A lower birthrate means the population shrinks for a few generations, then stablizes with lower numbers, which is a GOOD THING.

      You seem mathematically confused. If the birthrate stays below the replacement level (2.1 children/women I believe), then the population will continue shrinking. Whether this is good or bad is a different question...

      David Gay

    16. Re:Spouse and children by Minupla · · Score: 1


      Is your employer also responsible for expenses related to relocating your spouse and children, if any? Or are such contracts designed exclusively for single people?


      No, they were responsible for moving my wife too, and even paid for her immigration costs.

      Min

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    17. Re:Spouse and children by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Jolly good idea if your wife is a stay at home mom. Or a waitress. Or a receptionist. Or a data entry clerk.

      I cannot really see this if your wife somebody, a professional in her own right.

      No damn way in hell if she is at your level or higher in her profession and her profession is different from yours so they cannot hire her.

      Yeah... Dream on... Bollocks...

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    18. Re:Spouse and children by callistra.moonshadow · · Score: 1

      I'd say that workers value is based on their performance, not their familial status in some of the better companies. Personally, I think this is a sly move by HP to cause attrition amongst it's workers without overtly laying off employees. HP has been having many problems over the years including merging with Compaq. One way to avoid a public layoff is to just make the environment so uncomfortable that you end up with a mass exodos of employees without the good/bad that comes with a public layoff.

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    19. Re:Spouse and children by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      It looks like HP is in trouble as a business so it may have to take these measures in order to survive. But it has to be noted that in the long run sucessfull busineses which consider part of their brand offering to be sustainable development and environmental impact should be looking at telecommuting. If we accept that commuting adds to global warming or that flexible working contributes to the sucessful integration of work and home life for parents then telecommuting can be used as a marketing win over rival businesses. Young people are interested in environmental kudos and can be influenced in their purchasing decisions by the environmental profile of the products they buy.

      It is sad to hear that this option does not appear to be available to HP at the momment and it suggests that the business is in big trouble. Our present worries about the availability of oil and our leaders actions in securing a supply by the less than sucessful conversion of Iraq into a democracy as part of a longer term plan to stableise the Middle East (- where most of the oil is) will bring efficiency and "sustainable" issues into the mainstream.

      Telecommuting has a bright future - but not with HP now

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    20. Re:Spouse and children by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      It does make sense on multiple levels why married workers are worth more:

      More experience in a mentor relationship
      Spouse has already done some kind of cost benefit analysis towards a person's "commitment"
      Worker has already demonstrated a willingness to commit
      A worker with kids has more incentive to stay than a single childless twenty something

    21. Re:Spouse and children by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1, Troll
      You know I always hear this sweeping generalization made from single people that they are somehow left holding the bag. I call BS.



      That's like me saying I'm sick of doing all the work while the singles in the office come in hungover, or worse not all, spend all day hanging by the water cooler talking about some guy\girl they banged last night, talk on the phone all day planning dinner at their uber-cool restaurant. On top of that they have no concept of making sacrifices for the good of another person, bitch about how they are better then the breeders, and are so wrapped up in themselves that that the married people in the office end up doing all their work for them because they have to leave early to go to a doctors appt for the latest STD they caught.

    22. Re:Spouse and children by ShakaUVM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Society wouldn't "implode". You're implying a lower birthrate means a society disappears, which is mathematically silly. A lower birthrate means the population shrinks for a few generations, then stablizes with lower numbers, which is a GOOD THING.

      Sounds like someone needs to go back to school.

      Believe it or not, a lower birthrate DOES mean a society disappears in exponential decay. Some mathematician figured that at the current rate, there'll be like 13 Japanese people by 2500 or 3000 or something.

      Negative population growth will be a much bigger issue in the next hundred years than overpopulation.

      We've too many people on the planet, eating up too many resources, killing too much life, producing killer pollution.

      Sigh.

      You know our current problem with food is having too much production, right? The famines ever since the Green Revolution have been caused by political issues, not by actual lack of crops.

      The countries with reduced population will be winners, and the cancerously growing populations of doomed countries will self-destruct in the usual Malthusian manner

      Ah, yes, there it is. I thought you sounded like a Malthusian. Which is great and all, except Malthus has been proven wrong. Repeatedly. He made some fundamental mistakes in his assumptions, and unfortunately for everyone, fools have been repeating these same mistakes for 200 years.

      Having a small population is a recipe for disaster in a country.

      Countries with reduced populations have never been winners in history in the long run. Even small countries who have done well, like the Netherlands, have eventually been eclipsed by the bigger countries. It is critical to have at least a small amount of population in the world, for a variety of reasons.

      The causes of the horsemen are not political in the truest sense; population pressure is always the root cause.

      Like most of Malthusian beliefs, this one is demonstrably false. I'd be curious to see how you'd try to relate something like the Vietnam War to population pressures in America and the USSR.

      Nothing, no organism, can grow ceaselessly.

      This is the core fallacy that is the root of all the problems with Malthusian beliefs.

      Humans are not organisms, beyond the scientific definition. We don't fit into the K or R population models that all creatures, from flies to baboons fall into. Humans are unique. Why? It's simple: humans make their own food. And the birth rate drops as humans get more food (or are more successful over all), which is the opposite of what you see in the animal kingdom.

      If you are really concerned about overpopulation, which I guess you might be even though you're not very well informed, the best thing you could do is work to build a strong middle class world-wide.

      At some point, it poisons the environment with its own effluent and kills off both room to live and the food supply.

      More tripe. Unlike animals, humans build things called Sewer Systems. Have been doing it for a while; you might want to look into it some time.

      Humans who maintain a steady state population, intelligently, will have resources to live and to educate, while those who do not will inevitably collapse into warfare, disease, ignorance and (usually religious) totalitarianism through sheer desperation.

      No... they'll invade the countries with the smaller populations and take them over. Religious Totalitarianism? I'd say radical communist dictatorships are a bigger issue. Consider the famine in Ethiopia. We had enough food to feed the people -- the communism is why over a million people died.

      They will be the danger to to the planet, already warming and drying under the strain of a population doubling every two generations.

      More than half the world lives in countries that aren't producing enough babies to replace their population. If the very deep and serious problems in Africa ever get solved (and I think

    23. Re:Spouse and children by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Correction, 11th lowest birth rate in the world. 181 out of 192 countries.

    24. Re:Spouse and children by really? · · Score: 1

      From a company's point of view married employees are a better asset. There is a LOT of evidence showing that. Sure, it might not apply to me and, perhaps, you, but, statistically speaking, companies are better off with married employees.

      I know several people who got married just so they get ahead in their companies. Mind you, once they got to a certain point - point where their bosses knew them well enough - they happily parted ways with their spouses.

      Also, I have heard - hearsay ... grain of salt ...etc - of guys who married ladies from Russian/Filipino/etc bride catalogues, just so that they can get ahead in the company, while at the same time feeling good about having "rescued" some wretched soul.

      To each his own.... (Shrug.)

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    25. Re:Spouse and children by really? · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You haven't lived in any of the mentioned countries, I would guess. The level of racism in places like Japan and Korea would never allow that. (I spent 15+ years in the area, and I know - I think I know, anyway - what I am talking about. Although, I must admit, I have only experienced blatant in-your-face discrimination twice. I used to hear HORROR stories from foreigners in Japan all the time.)

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    26. Re:Spouse and children by Shemmie · · Score: 1
      Also, I have heard - hearsay ... grain of salt ...etc - of guys who married ladies from Russian/Filipino/etc bride catalogues, just so that they can get ahead in the company
      I'd marry a Russian bride to get any kind of head.
    27. Re:Spouse and children by SageMusings · · Score: 1

      It means, there are not enough young people paying into social programs to support the older people. It's happening in America. too. Just wait for the baby boomers to wreak havoc on our social programs.

      Japan calls it the "greying" of society. They are even encouraging older Japanese to leave the country and go to live in Brazil to relieve society of them as a burden. The Government is also subsidizing births by paying for medical expenses and including a monthly stipend for each child you have.

      I lived there for 9 years and returned only 6 years ago. It is a big deal over there.

      So, yes, society is in a sense imploding.

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    28. Re:Spouse and children by Yer+Mom · · Score: 1

      ...and the ones that leave will probably be the ones who are most likely to be able to get another job easily. In other words, the good employees.

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    29. Re:Spouse and children by callistra.moonshadow · · Score: 1

      Sad but probably true. Having been employed at Fortune 50 companies as well as smaller start-ups the behavior is still the same. Usually the folks that are the muscle beneath the fat will move on. Sometimes that is not always the case, but when the culture at a company changes due to various reasons the effects on employee retainment can be devestating. :( Then again, sometimes that is exactly the point.

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    30. Re:Spouse and children by rundgren · · Score: 1

      Well, I live in Norway and so has some experience from the European POV. There's definetely racism here to, except most of what's going on is not really racism - it's fear of a different culture, especially islamic. There has been quite big amount of adoption from Korea and China to Norway and all studies show that children who are adopted young, blend in quite good and usually don't have problem because of racism and xenophobia e.t.c.

    31. Re:Spouse and children by Tekzel · · Score: 1

      So let me get this straight. The guy who made this SAME comment regarding singles holding the bag for married people gets modded +5 insightful, and this guy expressing the exact mirror image gets modded troll? Could it BE that most Slashdotters are sad single people? Don't get me wrong, I am a sad married people, so don't get your little feelings hurt TOO much. I just find that immensely hypocritical and I think it speaks volumes.

    32. Re:Spouse and children by winwar · · Score: 1

      On the other hand.... :)

      "More experience in a mentor relationship"

      Doesn't mean they do it well. Or don't create more problems by doing it.

      "Spouse has already done some kind of cost benefit analysis towards a person's "commitment""

      May be incorrect. Or not relavent to the business environment.

      "Worker has already demonstrated a willingness to commit"

      Set in their ways. Unwilling to change.

      "A worker with kids has more incentive to stay than a single childless twenty something"

      Unwilling to relocate if needed. Higher health costs. Not willing to put in overtime.

      It's easy to look at it from both sides. You really can't say married workers are more valuable than single workers. A mix is good.

    33. Re:Spouse and children by bobcote · · Score: 1

      I have said this before.
      Companies used to like "stable" married men. They could count on them to take a lot of crap. Now, they prefer unattached men or women because they can expect them to be available to get out of bed and jump on a plane with no notice.

    34. Re:Spouse and children by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong - single people have their issues too. (although your comments are also stereotypical). I was just pointing out some reasons why married with children folks are not always superior in the workplace to the single folks. They key is a diverse workforce, and there are star performers/slackers on both sides of the married equation.

    35. Re:Spouse and children by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      Hmmm single workers more valuable? That is, until they have to leave work early to meet the repairman at their home, call of sick because of a hangover, talk on the phone all day planning their upcoming vacations to Aruba, etc. while the married people in the office are left holding the bag. More valuable? I think not.

      Seriously... it works both ways. I'd be willing to be that you'd find a similar number of married people with a good work ethic as single people.

    36. Re:Spouse and children by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      i agree with you 100%. Just because married people are not necessarily more valuable, it doesn't necessarily follow that single people are either. Married, single, living together, gay, straight, with kids, without kids - there are responsible and irresponsible people of all stripes. I didn't mean to imply otherwise.

    37. Re:Spouse and children by ebh · · Score: 1

      Scott Adams coined the term "brightsizing" to describe this, as well as other situations that drive out the best people, thereby dumbing down the whole organization.

    38. Re:Spouse and children by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Also, although it's illegal to ask questions about marriage, family, race, sex, etc. during the interview, it is not illegal to do a background check on prospective employees.

      It's still illegal to discriminate on marital status. Doesn't matter if you asked them about it or did a background check.

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    39. Re:Spouse and children by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with you. However, from a practical standpoint (i.e., from the individual's shoes): if one is questioned about marriage in an interview and does not obtain the position, one might consider that one's answer to that question was responsible.

      If one is not questioned (and if one is not even interviewed due to being weeded out by the $35 background check showing that one is married, or divorced, or black, or a Christian, or gay, or etc.), one can only speculate, and cannot form much of a case against them to redress one's greivance in court. So by making it illegal to ask the question, the legislators are making it easier for corporations to break the (or, more generously, this particular) law.

      Now, I'm not saying I have evidence that they're doing this. But if you were trying to maximize shareholder value at all costs, isn't this something you would consider, if not ever put down in writing?









      PS Why didn't Slashdot management update the "Allowed HTML" at the bottom? <p> is no longer allowed, or at least no longer displays properly. It should state "use <br><br> instead, or <p> to start the paragraph, and </p> to end it (like the above paragraphs).
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    40. Re:Spouse and children by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If one is not questioned (and if one is not even interviewed due to being weeded out by the $35 background check showing that one is married, or divorced, or black, or a Christian, or gay, or etc.), one can only speculate, and cannot form much of a case against them to redress one's greivance in court.

      However, if one's HR department habitually does background checks on prospective employees and only interviews single people, one well placed phone call to the state AG can cause all sorts of fun.

      PS Why didn't Slashdot management update the "Allowed HTML" at the bottom?

      I dunno, it works for me.

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    41. Re:Spouse and children by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Again, absolutely agreed: if I'm already inside, I might be able to see evidence of such wrongdoing.

      Of course, as the interviewer (and not the screener), I don't know and can't ask whether the person I'm interviewing is single, so it'd be difficult for me to make the decision to call the Attorney General. Now, if we only hired singles, that might be evidence but it could just be that families are reluctant to relocate.
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    42. Re:Spouse and children by arivanov · · Score: 1

      There are two types of married people.

      Category one: dilbert-wolly-like characters with an average of 3.5 kids, a wife firmly on TCP (tea, coffee and prosac) and the budget in the red. You are absolutely right about these.

      Category two: If we continue the dilbertian analogy that shall be an Alice if she had an "equal" husband. These are considerably tougher than a single person as far as being "broken in" by an PHB is concerned. The reason is quite simple - two breadwinners in the family. If one is out of a job the family can continue to function. Depending on your lifestyle this can even be for an indefinite period of time. That is not the case for a single person. In fact the single person is usually as vulnerable to being fired as the already mentionned wolly with a wife on TCP.

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  15. OpenBSD Hackathon? by Ulrich+Hobelmann · · Score: 1

    Probably some HP manager saw how great people can hack stuff at a Hackathon, so they decided to Put People Together.

    Seems like the 21st century's super-efficient leveraging communications technology suddenly isn't good enough for efficient, productive communication anymore...?

    Hm, tell that to any company that sells software for digital groupware/communication/...

  16. Yet another reason.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Yet another reason to boycott HP and it's crappy products.

    Anyone working in IT should cease recommending HP products immediately in a show of support to the HP employees being bent over by them on this.

    1. Re:Yet another reason.. by pidge-nz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      HP have the best Array controllers that I've worked with. Could you recommend an array controller that allows you to Migrate RAID types, expand arrays and extend Logical disks, from IBM or DELL? No? Shame, seems like I'm stuck recommending HP gear then...

    2. Re:Yet another reason.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, the development group responsible for those Array controllers is being moving from offices into cubes. I'm sure that will have a positive impact on the quality of the product. NOT!

  17. The water cooler is really important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If anyone can give me a citation for the following story, I'd be really grateful.

    Some time prior to 1990 I read a story about research done at HP on employee performance. They decided to find a correlation between employee performance and school performance. They found no correlation. It didn't matter where you went to school. It didn't matter how many degrees you had. It didn't matter what your marks were. That wasn't surprising. The Navy had discovered the same things many years previously. What was surprising was the discovery that the highest performing employees were the ones who hung around the water cooler.
    Gregarious people make better employees. If you put people together, you get better work. Laying off the people who won't come in to the office seems like quite a good move.

    1. Re:The water cooler is really important by Smallpond · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In a big company, lack of communication can be a bigger obstacle to getting your job done than ability. The ones hanging around the bubbler might learn more about what's going on, and know who to call when they have a problem or need information. The ones grinding away in their cube just send stuff up the chain of command. And I know how weak the links can be in those chains.

    2. Re:The water cooler is really important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on how you measure "performance." If performance means the boss likes you because you kiss his ass, then the water cooler crowd are the better-performing group. At my office every slacker and incompetent boob walks around striking up conversations in order to forge friendly alliances as an insurance policy against facing consequences for their incompetence. They are the ass-kissers, bullshitters, and the ones engaged in office politics and gossip. In other words, the ones that need to be fired if real performance is to be improved. I don't know what office you work in, but that's how my office is.

      In my office there is no telecommuting because the supervisor isn't knowledgeable enough to actually judge the work the employees are doing, but rather is a control-freak and micromanager that has to "see" that you are busy. Of course it's easy to look busy without doing anything at all, and that's what happens a lot of the time here. Anyone in any office knows who needs to be fired in order to get some real improvement, but as with most companies, the bullshitters and ass-kissers rise to the top. Such companies deserve the management they have.

    3. Re:The water cooler is really important by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      You often find that smokers are some of the most informed people in a company.

      People stand outside and talk to other people, and overhear things elsewhere in the department/company.

      I've weighed up the downsides, and decided I'd rather be less well informed, though.

    4. Re:The water cooler is really important by uptownguy · · Score: 1

      The problem you just described doesn't only happen within big companies...

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  18. It's a control problem by Wansu · · Score: 1



    Many bosses like to be able to pop in unannounced to check up on employees and keep them honest. That's not so easy when they telecommute. It's hard to tell how long they "worked".

    As the price of gas soars, it's becoming irresponsible to force all this commuting. Even if it's just 1 or 2 days a week, it reduces traffic. pollution and improves employees lives.

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    1. Re:It's a control problem by ponden · · Score: 1

      Even if we are in the office, controlling workers are difficult. (we like avoiding the control and watching the web site).

      In addition that, communication is a matter of cource very important even for the brain work. Co-working in the same office have advantages of communication.

      Our project membrers are suffering from communication problem of the offshoring work :-(

    2. Re:It's a control problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As the price of gas soars, it's becoming irresponsible to force all this commuting.
      Thanks for enlightening us!!
      Silly me from Europe thinking that the irresponsible thing was to drive 300hp, 4.5liter gas-guzzling monsters to work....

      But i guess i was wrong in thinking THAT was the reason for the price you pay at a gas station.
  19. How can you measure efficiency? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you measure efficiency if the guy works at home? That's the problem.

    1. Re:How can you measure efficiency? by subterfuge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very simple: is the work being completed on time and in an acceptable volume?

      If the answers are yes than you have an efficient telecommuter, if not , you don't. And if the manager can't get this through their cobweb filled head then THEY are not operating efficiently and should be replaced.

      This is just another case of beating on the worker because of ineffectual management.

    2. Re:How can you measure efficiency? by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >How can you measure efficiency if the guy works at home? That's the problem.

      Some jobs have a direct, measurable effect on the bottom line. Bet they aren't the ones being cut.

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    3. Re:How can you measure efficiency? by the+packrat · · Score: 2, Informative
      Some jobs have a direct, measurable effect on the bottom line. Bet they aren't the ones being cut.

      And it's for this precise reason that companies in trouble almost always fire all of the engineers and people producing product while ramping up the sales force.

      The next step is left as an exercise for the reader.

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  20. Can you spell 'micromanage'? by Pensacola+Tiger · · Score: 1

    I knew you could. This appears to be a company floundering around trying any possible solution to its business problems than the real one - return to making a high quality product and then stand behind it. Yes, let's blame those slackers that are at home drinking coffee on company time rather than the idiots that decide corporate policies. My last HP purchase was a LaserJet IIP some twenty years ago. When it finally went to printer heaven, I looked around at what they were offering, read the user comments on service and support and bought a Brother. By the way, is this the same HP that 'believes' that end users will pay more for a replacement ink cartridge than a new printer? Can you spell 'doomed'? I knew you could.

    1. Re:Can you spell 'micromanage'? by raider_red · · Score: 1

      No, I can't. Let me call my manager to see if he knows how to spell it.

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  21. Add to this HP's Real Estate consolidation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    At the same time as all the IT staff have been told to come back in to the offices to work, HP is also undertaking a massive reduction in real estate.

    The building management teams are going nuts trying to fit more people in less capacity. They weren't warned about the telecommuting initiative when planning began for the consolidations.

    Many staff are having their cube-space halved, some of the hot-desking areas are not much bigger than 1sq metre. Teams that are being told they have to come back in are sometimes getting half the cubes they need for the number in the team, so many have to hot-desk.

    Adding to this, HP's closing many smaller outlying sites and those people have to travel to the bigger sites. The buildings will certainly be crammed to the rafters with people.

    1. Re:Add to this HP's Real Estate consolidation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is fallout from the HP/Compaq merger.

      Compaq managers like thier people in the office. HP was more liberal. The wallmart guy just broke the camels back.

      There is still alot of red vrs blue mentatlity in the new HP. Expect those special employees who are allowed to telecommute to be in offices with enough blue pull to resist the Compaq/Wallmart mentality.

    2. Re:Add to this HP's Real Estate consolidation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Compaq managers liked thier people in the office, but at least at Compaq they had OFFICES, not cubes. As part of the real estate crunch, HP is selling off many of the Compaq office buildings, and moving people into cube farms (newly built out in former manufacturing buildings). Life sucks in Houston right now.

  22. This is the first sign...Logic has been outsourced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Apples and oranges people. The difference between telecommuting and outsourcing is that in outsourcing there's still a company on the other end managing the workers. While in telecommuting there's just the employees. The HP and Apple situation aren't the same.

  23. This does not make sense from a mgmt standpoint by raoul+Pop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here are my thoughts on this:

    * 180-degree turns are traumatic, and don't turn out well. This is one such change, and it will be messy and painful. It will alienate a lot of bright folks. From a management standpoint, it's not right. Change is best done gradually, and by co-opting people.

    * Making the bright people come into the office in order to straighten out the poor performers, as HP's CIO hints, is yet another silly decision. Yes, I can tell you certain IT personnel should be on-site, but not everyone needs to be there. If HP's IT workforce is peppered with poor employees, this is a recruitment/management issue, not a telecommuting issue. The decision is a non sequitur. If your tire is flat, plugging the exhaust pipe won't solve the problem. Seems to me a much better solution would be to pair up the poor performers with good performers who live in the same area, and have them work together on issues, whether it's at someone's home or my IM/phone. Training would also be another solution.

    I wrote about this in more detail here: http://www.comeacross.info/2006/06/04/hp-to-cancel -telecommuting-for-its-it-division/.

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    1. Re:This does not make sense from a mgmt standpoint by The+Taco+Prophet · · Score: 1
      Change is best done gradually, and by co-opting people.

      Machiavelli says otherwise. Of course, if they were true Machiavellians, we'd get one Slashdot story (and some dupes :P ) on a shit ton of unpopular changes, and then years of occasional niceties doled out. Instead, it's just lather-rinse-repeat cycles of pissing people off...

  24. HP was once a company admired by everyone. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are a lot of computer companies that, in my opinion, sell garbage products, products that cause IT professionals grief, or would if they weren't eliminated.

    HP's products are worse than garbage, in my experience. They are scary garbage. I tried to un-install an HP printer driver and the un-install program deleted more than 900 files in the WinNT folder, files belonging to the operating system, not HP.

    An HP technical support person told me to solve a problem with an HP printer driver by renaming an HP file so the driver could not be used.

    Another HP technical support person told me to solve a problem with an HP network printer driver by not trying to use the network facility.

    When installing an HP printer, it has been common that there are error messages. This is during installation. We stopped buying HP products because of that.

    It's sad to see HP on a downward spiral. Lou Platt was a terrible manager. Carly Fiorina was FAR worse. I'm guessing the company is rated about 0.1 Enron now.

    Watch for this: The top managers of HP will destroy the company, but will still take home tens of millions of dollars in salary and "bonuses", as Carly Fiorina did. Top managers have become enemies of companies and enemies of society.

    I don't know if this is true, but it has been said that HP would not be profitable if the company could not sell Inkjet printer ink for $800 per gallon. If that is true, then it is possible that HP is not primarily a computer company, but is primarily an "expoiter of customer ignorance" company.

    HP was once a company admired by everyone.

    I agree with previous comments that probably HP is planning to fire the employees.

    Nicole C. Wong, the author of the article did a surprisingly good job in writing it. Normally business writers are clueless about technology.

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    1. Re:HP was once a company admired by everyone. by DharmaDog · · Score: 0

      "I don't know if this is true, but it has been said that HP would not be profitable if the company could not sell Inkjet printer ink for $800 per gallon."

      It's not true. At all. I'd quit commenting on this subject before you demonstrate exactly how little you know about HP.

    2. Re:HP was once a company admired by everyone. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      HP's latest 10Q indicates that a bit more than 1/2 of their profit comes from the printing and imaging division. All 5 other divisions are profitable. For your statement about HP not being profitable if the Inkjet ink weren't so expensive to be true, the net losses on all printers and laser toner would have to be stupendous. Not likely. On the other hand, the printing and imaging division appears to have a much higher profit margin than the other divisions.

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    3. Re:HP was once a company admired by everyone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha. You are SO right. But the problem can't be blamed directly on Carly, or even Lou. Oh no, the problem was festering under the surface for YEARS. Lou just coasted while the VP squad beneath him carved out their petty fiefdoms.

      Case in point: RICK BELUZZO. Yes, the same guy that FUCKED UP SGI and then ran home to Microsoft (for whom he had been working for all along in my opinion). Rick was the moron that tried to cut the feet out from beneath the HP-UX part of the business with his impromptu announcement that HP would be "dumping HP-UX for Windows NT" (keep in mind, the best Microsoft had to offer at the time was MAYBE Windows NT 4.0...laughable at best).

      And Rick wasn't alone. There were plenty of VPs and management types that were busy carving out their own petty little projects at the expense of the overall company. I worked at one of the most profitable Canadian divisions. We were flushed by a French VP who wanted to consolidate his power over in France (so naturally, all Canadian divisions were axed). He sent a man known internally as "The Terminator" to head up the division with the express purpose of shutting it down..and so ended a successful, 20-year-old division and lots of local jobs. He (the French VP) ended up leaving the company, much like Rick--but not before causing a lot of damage and wrecking an entire product line in the process.

      HP WAS a great company. Management FUCKED IT UP. And then came Carly--and that's an essay all by itself.

    4. Re:HP was once a company admired by everyone. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I saw a stock analyst state that HP's profit mostly comes from ink refills. He then made the comment that ink has been around since paper and how high tech can that really be.

      An interesting observation.

  25. Change for the sake of change... by Jasin+Natael · · Score: 1

    I don't remember who said, "Change is the only thing that really stays the same", but it's appropriate. There are advantages and disadvantages to working at home, and HP has decided that this week they want to reap the benefits of team-based collaboration. Maybe it's as simple as a new manager wanting to have whatever managers are n levels below him directly indoctrinate these telecommuters to his way of thinking.

    I hope they let the employees keep their VPN equipment and computers at home, and give them comp time for clever ideas they implement from home. Otherwise, HP will certainly lose its most dedicated workers. And, if they have built up a slacker culture that exploits telecommuting and rips off the company, one can only hope they will lose that too, but I think it's a little less certain.

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  26. Webcam? by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    If I could telecommute, I would gladly keep an "always on" webcam available so anyone who wanted could peer in if they wanted. I'd even let it record so it could be reviewed.

    I'm not one to usually do so, but I'd trade that bit of liberty for the convenience of telecommuting. I don't mind if people want to watch me work.

    Steve

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    1. Re:Webcam? by neurojab · · Score: 1

      If I could telecommute, I would gladly keep an "always on" webcam available so anyone who wanted could peer in if they wanted. I'd even let it record so it could be reviewed.

      Not me. Any company that would rate me based on the number of hours I worked and not my productivity is not a company that I would want to work for. Anyone can put in long hours doing nothing, and that doesn't help the company at all.

      Besides, much of the benefit of telecommuting is being able to work unshaven and unshowered in your bathrobe. A webcam would put the brakes on that.

      I get to telecommute occasionally, roughly 1 day per week. I find that's about the right amount. I get to deal with my co-workers face-to-face much of the time, but also get my day of serious concentration in. Sometimes I get bothered more when I'm at home than when in the office, but generally it is easier to set aside time to finish real work. The time I would have spent commuting goes to the company, for the most part.

  27. Re:Interesting theory. by raider_red · · Score: 4, Funny
    As IT people tend to work at their best in formal situations, I would also like to suggest mandated progress reports that could be discussed at regular goal-orientation meetings with management.


    Right, and don't forget to put the right cover sheet on your TPS report.
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  28. IBM ads? by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2, Insightful
    HP believes bringing its information-technology employees together in the office will make them swifter and smarter and allow them to be more effective

    Kind of like in those IBM advertisements in magazines where the guy goes crazy and duct tapes the entire office staff together. That'll certainly make everyone collaborate better.

  29. I work for HP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And sweet sassy molassy is the IT department horrible. We have a 30 page document for getting anything fixed. We call a number that routes us to India (actual HP India, not an outsourcer though) who are typically not at the office. They gather the details and then when they are near a computer they put in a trouble ticket, which gets routed to someone in Boise, Palo Alto or Colorado. Who then call us for details. Its good times.

  30. Re:This is the first sign...Logic has been outsour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Collaboration is crushed when your customer is in California (the pointy-hair who wants some software) and the worker is in India. Same as if the worker is at home.

  31. Global teams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the big problem with ending telecommuting to bring the teams together is that each team is scattered over the 25 sites. until the teams are changed so the whole team is in the same office this just adds real commute time to the day before you can call or im your colleagues in some other part of the world. ok, yes I'm bitter about it.

  32. Manager envy? by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    What does a manager do all day when the staff are working from home?

    Manager job security might just depend on there being an office full of people.

    1. Re:Manager envy? by 1lapracer · · Score: 1

      Yep, some managers sit in their office and do nothing just like some developers do. If I am not interacting with my team, I get the joys of doing hr paperwork, setting goals and objectives, fending off senseless work for my team, finding good projects for my team. This didn't touch on handling soft skill problems like team problems, getting rid of employees that are sucking the life out of the company and trying to move the good ones forward in their career. This gets done between trying to fight production problems. I know which one of my team (25 plus) work and don't. The greatest monitoring system is your peers. Good people hate loafers and the unskilled......

  33. i telecommuted for 3 years... by fl!ptop · · Score: 1

    ...and found that, as with almost any situation, there were good and bad things associated with it.

    the good: i can work in my underwear if i like, i can set my own hours, i can get a sandwich anytime i'm hungry, i can smoke at my desk, and i can accomplish more in 40 hours than someone who's constantly bothered by office distractions.

    the bad: i stopped taking showers and wearing clothes regularly, i got migraine headaches from concentrating too hard, i gained weight, my house stinks like cigarettes, and sometimes house distractions are worse than office distractions.

    what did i learn? one thing was that i noticed my bosses started heaping more work on me because they wanted me to work overtime. i guess those who worked at the office regularly put in overtime because the distractions caused them to require more time to finish a project than had been planned. of course, i was salaried, and would have none of unpaid overtime, so i concentrated even harder and shut out more of what was going on around me in order to finish my work in 40 hours/week. the result? migraine headaches.

    the thing that irked me the most about telecommuting is that the office dwellers sometimes forget that those who work elsewhere can't attend company picnics, softball games, or lunch for all at the local restaurant. so when they email all@companynamehere.com and announce that tonight's softball game is at 6:30 instead of 6:00 it leaves a 'left out' kind of feeling to those who work there but can't be around physically.

    it lasted 3 years. that was all i could take. incidentally, the migraines are gone.

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  34. Screw Employee Morale by Hasai · · Score: 2, Funny

    "By August, almost all of HP's IT employees will have to work in one of 25 designated offices during most of the week. Those who don't wish to make this change will be out of work without severance pay."

    And the beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    1. Re:Screw Employee Morale by Dmala · · Score: 1

      It's not just morale. I work at a company where telecommuting was taken away. I spent a bit of money setting up a good place to work in my apartment and putting together a separate machine so I could keep work stuff separate from my personal stuff. I ended up repurposing the space and the machine (it makes a nice MAME box), but it's money I most likely wouldn't have spent had I known I wouldn't be able to telecommute.

  35. Coffeepot Conferences by taosystems · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps they realized that there's value in gosipping over the coffeepots, durring 'break' times. Engineers are used to kibizing on each other's projects.

  36. Re:This is the first sign...Logic has been outsour by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    Apples and oranges are both fruit. There are similarities to companies deciding to end remote working.

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  37. Yep by umbrellasd · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's pretty clear if you look at the management changes since the H and P in HP left, that HP has moved away from innovation and toward the bottom line. HP was very successful and well known for many years due to the unusual quality of its corporate culture and products. But the above poster's comment about HP/Wal-Mart is dead on.

    The more the new executives and managers chase the bottom line, the more HP will suffer (the more brilliant people will leave), and the worse they will fare in the market. I expect someone to acquire HP for the name at some point in the not-to-distant future. No doubt it will seem like a smart move to the new Wal-Mart managers, when looking at the "bottom line".

    1. Re:Yep by the+packrat · · Score: 1

      Fortunately for the world, the "engineers" at HP that this affects are no longer in a position to make much of a difference to anything.

      Just before Carly started killing off divisions, no matter how profitable that didn't meet the 25% growth target of the (unprofitable) PC business, the important parts of HP, medical devices, measurement and instrumentation, all the important engineering parts in short were spun off into Agilent.

      Since then, we've seen the Itanic sink without trace, consumers getting increasingly angry about HP's gouging for toner and consumables in their printer lines and the place turn into a budget PC shop barely able to keep itself afloat.

      HP acquired compaq to get hold of the service division that Compaq acquired DEC to get. Unfortunately, PC-vendors don't understand what makes a big-iron company like DEC tick, or how to keep service customers happy so the outsourcing work that Compaq and now HP have taken on to 'leverage' that acquisition have pretty uniformly tanked in the face of competent companies out to provide real service, rather than get a foot in the door to sell their own PC merchandise.

      In short, while it's a great shame that HP is doing this, the HP that we all think about when the name comes up, the RPN calculator folks, the makers of CROs and medical whatsits, the PA-RISC workstation company, has either fled or is long since dead. RIP HP.

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    2. Re:Yep by sabinm · · Score: 1

      No, the more companies continue to blindly pursue 'innovation' instead of the 'bottom line' the more their investors will shed their investments in 'risk taking' companies. HP is in a terrible position, losing market share in it's research, server and desktop divisions. It's overpriced printer cartridge division is carrying the company now. Frankly, selling most of it's patent portfolio, shaving off it's server and desktop divisions and becoming an printer, camera and ink seller (in other words being more of an office supply company) might actually be more healthy for the company. Let them invest some seed money in smaller business who still need to innovate to survive. Complaining about a company who is beholden to it's stock holders for pushing for the bottom line makes no sense. If I had the choice of listening to the market that rewards my efficency, or random folk who bemoan my lack of innovation, I'll go for the dollar signs every time. Make innovation profitable and I'm the first one knocking that door down.

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    3. Re:Yep by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1
      It's overpriced printer cartridge division is carrying the company now. Frankly, selling most of it's patent portfolio, shaving off it's server and desktop divisions and becoming an printer, camera and ink seller (in other words being more of an office supply company) might actually be more healthy for the company. Let them invest some seed money in smaller business who still need to innovate to survive. Complaining about a company who is beholden to it's stock holders for pushing for the bottom line makes no sense. If I had the choice of listening to the market that rewards my efficency, or random folk who bemoan my lack of innovation, I'll go for the dollar signs every time. Make innovation profitable and I'm the first one knocking that door down.


      HP did not spring from the famous garage as "an office supply company". They have been innovators from their inception and I would judge from the growth the company had over the years that it was indeed profitable.

      Shedding R&D staff and patents are boxing HP in to its current form. They are evolving in to a business entity highly dependent on the current environment. As you noted, their printer cartridge business is over-priced. That's a market poised to be underbid. And when that happens and the profits are drained from the one division "carrying the company" what do they do? Where is the next step?
    4. Re:Yep by mchambers3 · · Score: 4, Informative


      I don't expect anyone to acquire HP. Compaq's acquisition of Digital created an enormous bloat that ultimately sank Compaq. HP's ill-advised decision to acquire Compaq was in the political and financial interests of a handful of executives at both firms, at the enormous expense of employees, stockholders, and customers. More significantly HP inherited the problems of a troubled Compaq in a troubled industry. Since the acquisition, HP's stock as risen as I predicted it would from $11/share to the low 30's. However, most of that rise as been "normal buoancy" of a rising tech market recovering from the 2000-2001 decline and the collective sigh of relief when Fiorina's hand-picked board of directors found balls enough to fire her.

      Despite that progress (for which my retirement fund is grateful), HP faces daunting challenges:

      1. Their market share in printers was so high that there was nowhere to go but down, as offerings from Epson, Canon, and others brought increasingly credible offerings to market.

      2. The printer market itself has been saturated.

      3. The PC business is only marginally profitable and unlikely to improve.

      4. The large server market is (Unix SuperDome systems) is under pressure from increasingly powerful dual core offerings from Intel and AMS.

      5. HP's multibillion dollar gamble on Itanium (remember HP partnered with Intel to co-invent and co-fund Itanium) has largely failed, as AMD forced Intel's had with it's dual mode 32/64-bit Opteron, leaving Itanium to join Betamax in the Hall of Fame for great technologies that the market passed on.

      6. HP has huge customer credibility issues across an untenable array of platform and operating system offerings: multiple versions of Unix, Tandem Non-stop, DEC Alpha and it's myriad of also-ran OSes, and MPE, which has survived HP management's best efforts to kill it. It's not that customers don't understand the HP roadmap: it's that HP has earned low credibility.

      7. Even if HP returned to its $11 five year low, the market cap is so large that only a stock swap in a highly inflated market would permit HP's acquisition. Even then, who could buy them without getting shot down by FTC or EEC antitrust regulators. IBM's big enough; Dell might be. But either would create untenable monopoly through an acquisition of that size. The only possibility of an acquisition I could forsee is from outside the IT Industry.

      8. HP's profits still largely come from ink, toner, and print media -- an annuity revenue stream for HP, but one facing erosion as years of market share losses on print platforms translate into lower growth in ink.

      I look for HP to begin selling off assets and lines of business.

      On Telecommuting...

      The folks HP is reeling back in are application developers, IT support, network management, etc., not the customer facing architects and field force. HP has realized, I suspect, that workspace costing formulas were the problem (for example, a 8x8 cubibcle in Houston "cost" the same as a 8x8 cube in Manhattan -- not exactly market reality). There are substantial costs involved with telecommuting (networking, local equipment that would normally be shared). More importantly, IT operations is a team sport that often requires pulling people into a room and hammering out an answer or an agreement -- much harder to do when employee's are changing diapers while on a con-call.

      What's really driving this announcement is that HP is reducing the number of datacenters it operates from and unfathomable 87 to a still barely believable 25. If the telecommuting model were left in place, you'd have support people in one city theorhetically supporting a consolidated data center in another city. That just doesn't make sense.

      In the years since Lew Platt left, HP has done some remarkably stupid things. However, this move isn't one of them. It's a necessary move to get both the internal and external cost structure in line with a very competitive IT Services business. The disparity

    5. Re:Yep by (negative+video) · · Score: 1
      Even if HP returned to its $11 five year low, the market cap is so large that only a stock swap in a highly inflated market would permit HP's acquisition. Even then, who could buy them without getting shot down by FTC or EEC antitrust regulators.
      I see AT&T brand toner in my crystal ball.
    6. Re:Yep by buffy · · Score: 1

      Good post, and pretty accurate IMHO.

      Minor correction: my understanding is that they are scaling back to 6 datacenters (3 redundant pairs) not 25--25 is the "designated office" locations that the telecommuters are being assigned to. Yeah, 87 DCs is just bonzo.

    7. Re:Yep by mchambers3 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the catch; but allow me to clarify: Houston, Alpharetta (GA -- Atlanta), and Austin will be the 3 cities with redundant "lights out data centers" that will house HP's servers and storage for internal applications. In theory, only security personnel will be on site in these locations. Five of them are new; one will be a modernization of an existing facility in Houston at the former Compaq Campus. The new facilities in Georgia are estimated to cost $240M. HOWEVER, this is only for the internal applications. Hosted applications outsourced by customers to HP Services today sit in 70 data centers in 23 countries. HP has not committed publicly (that I'm aware of) to a consolidation plan for these centers; however, it will be difficult for HP to remain competitive in that industry if they do not consolidate duplicate centers used for client applications.

    8. Re:Yep by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Does anyone see this move plus the Apple-India pullout as dawning awareness of the idea that off-shoring does not perform as originally thought?

      Sigh... which is good, because I really wish I could afford to write software again. I enjoyed it.

      Be that as it may, I've run development efforts where the Russian development contacts were very bright and well-educated but utterly useless for the job at hand because of the constant need to redefine terms. Communications problems hurt. More effort went into communications than a tight-knit local team would have needed, to be sure. And just like short wire paths mean faster circuits, short communications paths mean performance.

      Core teams need to be close to work fast. Call it "people cache" for want of a better term (hmm.. I like that better than Human Resources, which always makes me feel like I'm part of nonpaged pool)

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    9. Re:Yep by lon3st4r · · Score: 1
      leaving Itanium to join Betamax in the Hall of Fame for great technologies that the market passed on

      *cough* *cough* the sarcasm is killing me.. arghhh!

      * lon3st4r *

    10. Re:Yep by Chapter80 · · Score: 1
      5. HP's multibillion dollar gamble on Itanium (remember HP partnered with Intel to co-invent and co-fund Itanium) has largely failed
      Actually, this wasn't as big of a failure as you make it out to be. Remember, HP was making its own Precision Architecture chips, and they gracefully exited the highly expensive and cost competitive business of chip fabrication, without losing momentum on their Unix and MPE servers! So I consider this a HUGE win - they saved all those costs for a decade, and kept the market believing in the long term viability of Unix and MPE.

      7. Even if HP returned to its $11 five year low, the market cap is so large that only a stock swap in a highly inflated market would permit HP's acquisition. Even then, who could buy them without getting shot down by FTC or EEC antitrust regulators. IBM's big enough; Dell might be.
      It would take quite a miracle for Dell to be able to afford to buy HP. At today's prices, Dell's worth $59B and HP is worth $91B. (see Google finance, under Market Capitalization for each company). If HP pulled back to its 5 year low, at 1/3rd the price, HP would still be worth 30 Billion. And I don't see that happening without at least SOME erosion of the Dell stock price, since they're in the same industry. But just pretend that their stock goes up a little, and their market cap is then 60 Billion. Is there a chance in the world that Dell shareholders would approve giving half their company to HP shareholders in exchange for HP? Highly unlikely.

    11. Re:Yep by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      No, the more companies continue to blindly pursue 'innovation' instead of the 'bottom line' the more their investors will shed their investments in 'risk taking' companies. HP is in a terrible position, losing market share in it's research, server and desktop divisions.

      Your two sentences directly contradict each other (are you GWB's speechwriter?). HP is moving away from innovation and into the long dark night. Meanwhile, the companies you deride will build the future. I know where my money is going.

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  38. For others it's just the opposite by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Interesting
    For this a work environment is great to keep focussed.

    If you're the type who needs a work environment to keep focused it would be better not to telecommute, but I bill less when the customer lets me work at home and get more done. It's not that hard to monitor performance in a remote development environment. Either someone is making their milestones or not, closing trouble tickets or not. I can look at their code and tell how long it should have taken vs the actual billing. What I save in clothes, gas and commute time is invaluable. My equipment, my dev environment, my work space at home are all set up for how I work.

    A phone list and a speaker phone is all I need for quick consults, fax machine for paperworks, we keep code libraries in common access areas accessible via VPN if I need something. I find interaction at work actually detracts from production more often than helping it. There are times when face to face meetings are unavoidable, like gathering requirements and monitoring user interaction on betas, but other than that I'd say a full 75% of interuptions at the office are at best unproductive and frequently just plain annoying. If I have to forward my office phone, my productivity tanks. If I can check messages a couple times a day that's better.

    For people interested in playing politics or needing interaction with other people, an office is necessary. For me the more you leave me alone, the more I'll get done. Sometimes I'll collaborate with other developers...I work with a graphics guy in California regularly. We can work together almost like we're in the same room. We've had three way phone confernces where we've all been hammering away on our part of the app, yapping back and forth on the speaker phone. It was very much like being in an office.

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    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  39. Telecommuters who live far from "Work Centers" by COredneck · · Score: 1

    Here is an interesting problem. You as a telecommuter live about at least 200+ miles from the nearest work center. Will the company pay for the expense of you to move in closer plus the cost of housing ? Some people might choose to live in rural areas since cost of living such as property is much cheaper than living in a big city.

    In my experience. I live in Colorado. In my old job with a manager who was an asshat, it mentioned to me that if I wanted to continue to work, I should consider jobs in the Washing DC area. I asked if there would be relocation reimbursements. He told me of course not. With my refusal to move to the East Coast, he told me it would be detrimental to my career. I am still paying for my refusal such as getting turned down for a promotion. The company I work for, if you are turned down for a promotion, you cannot apply for another one for at least 2 years.

    1. Re:Telecommuters who live far from "Work Centers" by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Quit. It's not 1997, but it's not 2001 either.

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  40. Dumb by sane? · · Score: 1
    This is an extremely dumb move. Not only is this PHB going to royally piss people off, just so that he can confuse matters enough that there is no tracability in his performance - he is implementing this bone headed plan at just the moment when oil prices mean telecommuting should be extended further.

    If there are issues with the performance of some, that is cause to change the system, not throw everything out and make it worse for the majority. The 'everyone round the watercooler, discussing problems' idea in reality doesn't require the watercooler - it requires the culture where those that have the knowledge are recognised in their passing it on. I'll bet that it isn't in HP.

    Two obvious solutions could be tried. Either companies could be forced to pay the commuting costs of their staff (that would make them understand that fuel costs are not a joke); or the HP staff could club together and pay to get this jerk wacked. Overall the second is probably best for the long term future of the company.

  41. Face time... by js290 · · Score: 1

    Managerial ability seem to always be inversely proportional to face time.

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    "Tempers are wearing thin. Let's just hope some robot doesn't kill everybody." --Bender
  42. Re:This is the first sign...Logic has been outsour by Otter · · Score: 1
    The HP and Apple situation aren't the same.

    That business with Apple (at least as described in the Slashdot link) is simply insane. I doubt it's generalizable to anything, although your distinction between telecommuting and outsourcing is obviously correct.

  43. Bad Move by pandrijeczko · · Score: 5, Insightful
    My other half works for HP, within the IT infrastructure, here in the UK and she is fully aware of this new directive coming out of her employer.

    In her internal consulting role, she liases with HP people both in Europe and the USA - consequently, she can start work at 7am (for the Europeans) and finish as late as 9pm (for the Americans). No, she doesn't do a 14-hour day everyday but I would say that she averages out about 10 hours per day and she *does* work all of that time - so whilst she's contracted for a 40-hour week, she easily puts in 45-50 hours a week based on the number of days she works from home currently.

    Her current office, in Reading, is about 30 minutes drive from our home - she goes in about twice a week, she tends to start for 8am in the morning and aims to finish about 5pm to the gym on her way home. So whilst she does do 8 hours in the office a day, it's generally less hours per day than working from home.

    Now consider this. The Reading campus is closing in July and she (and her colleagues) are being moved to the Bracknell campus, about an additional 30 minutes on her travel time from our house. She will not be able to have her own desk because (apparently) HP have a *shortage* of several thousand permanent desks in the UK - so even when she gets to her office, she's no guarantee of getting a desk.

    So, in summary, now that she will have to spend two hours in the car daily (as opposed to one hour twice a week), she will make up that additional travel time from the additional hours she put in at home each week because she sees no reason why her personal & entertainment time needs to suffer - consequently, HP get less work out of her.

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    Gentoo Linux - another day, another USE flag.
    1. Re:Bad Move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked at the Reading Campus (aka DEC Park) for many years. I now work totally from Home and go into the office approx once every 3 months (80 miles away).
      I can sympathise with your other half. The facilities in Bracknell are far worse than reading.
      Putting my Pointy Hat on,
        I expect this is a move by the management to cut headcount without paying severance/redundancy. People will get totally fed up with trying to find somewhere to park their car and then the impossibility of finding a desk so just to show their manager their presence with "Bums on Seats"
      What will happen is that people who are keen to keep their job (you know the useless arse lickers...) will start arriving for work at 07:00 and stay put at their desks until 18:00 at the earliest. The car park will be full by 08:00 and all desks taken by 08:15. Tough to those who struggle through the M4/A329M traffic.
        I expect there is a case (in UK Law at least) for constructive dismissal. IANAL (as they say on Groklaw) so take some legal advice.
      I was managed by some useless people in my time at Dec Park. They demanded bums on seats. The stress was so high that I nearly suffered a heart attack. Now my stress levels are far lower and I'm also much happier in myself.
      As the saying goes,
      "Don't let the Bastard grind you down"

      IMHO, HP is as others have said, in a terminal downward spiral.
      Good Luck
        From an ex DEC employee of 20 years.

    2. Re:Bad Move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I have sympathy, to put it in context HP are consolidating two offices only a single motorway junction apart. I'd say it's about ten minutes from junction 11 to junction 10 along the M4, although getting to Bracknell via the A329 does add a few minutes compared to the Reading office being practically on top of its junction. And if you visit the Reading office, enter via the main security entrance (not reception), go through the gates and take a left into the first large workspace. Utterly deserted. You could almost host an international athletics event in there. It's rather obvious the office was not going to last. HP merged with Compaq back in 2001. It's been on the cards since then that one of the offices would be moved, and most likely the Reading would be the unlucky one (ex-Compaq, ex-DEC).

      While I understand your wife's position, when you've got five years to prepare the question becomes comparatively straightforward: put up with the commute, move house, or change job. She's a consultant, so she'll realise that expecting a multi-national to keep an office open for her isn't really an option.

      And yes, the real problem here is the removal of telecommuting. But HP's IT is so incredibly slow and inefficient, a good consultant would want to move on anyway. A bad one is probably part of the problem. To be honest I find the idea of an "internal consultant" rather scary.

    3. Re:Bad Move by neves · · Score: 1

      It's great to work from your home, but it's terrible to live in your office.

    4. Re:Bad Move by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      While I have sympathy, to put it in context HP are consolidating two offices only a single motorway junction apart. I'd say it's about ten minutes from junction 11 to junction 10 along the M4, although getting to Bracknell via the A329 does add a few minutes compared to the Reading office being practically on top of its junction.

      Yes, but during the morning and evening rush hours, that single junction adds an additional half-hour to the travel time easily.

      she'll realise that expecting a multi-national to keep an office open for her isn't really an option

      She's not saying that, I'm not even sure that I even implied that in my original posting. The original statment in the article was that telecommuters would produce more work output being office based whereas I demonstrated that, in the case of my other half, she would actually produce less work output by working in the office than at home.

      To be honest I find the idea of an "internal consultant" rather scary.

      I don't want to say too much about what she does for obvious reasons - she is part of HP's internal IT infrastructure but she's involved in specific applications support rather than general IT day-to-day server/desktop stuff. "Internal consultant" is a general term for what she does rather than divulging her specific job title. (Call me paranoid but what the hell!)

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      Gentoo Linux - another day, another USE flag.
  44. Bright-sizing by DSP_Geek · · Score: 1

    Happens when you piss off your employees so the smart ones get jobs elsewhere and you're left with the dregs who can't. Could someone tell HP manglement "Dilbert" is supposed to be a humour strip, not a documentary?

  45. Nearshoring by at.splat · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, hp is planning on 'nearshoring' large portions of its technical support workforce by year's end.

    Nearshoring , in the oh-so-clever corporate parlance of our day, is the term for getting all the financial benefits of normal outsourcing (ie., India) with all the benefits of ... staying in the in the same hemisphere ("Hey, we're only shipping jobs out of the country a LITTLE ways!"). Costa Rica seems to be a potential favorite for the pending hp move.

  46. Totally hypocritical by blair1q · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Carly Fiorina was the strongest proponent of sending American jobs to India, effectively creating an entire industry of telecommuting.

    Now HP is saying telecommuting is bad?

    Face it. Corporations want to be slave-drivers, and it's only through democratic lawmaking that we keep them from getting their wish.

  47. Typical manager by qray · · Score: 1

    Rather than deal with the source of the problem just uproot the entire system. Dealing with the source of the problem would require managers to actually expend some effort to figure out who is valuable and doing work and who is not.

    This is just a typical least effort solution to a problem. Not suprising that Wall Street views this guy as a brain child as that group is quite content to view the world using simplistic numerical equations. This group is also driving most of corporate world to short term thinking and solutions that often lead to their demise or stunt the growth of the company.

    And no, I am not an HP employee.
    --
    Q

    1. Re:Typical manager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dealing with the source of the problem would require managers to actually expend some effort to figure out who is valuable and doing work and who is not.

      I think they are afraid that they'll have to fire the non-valuable people if they perform that evaluation. We all know how much most managers like ass-kissers and they would rather change the rules than fire the cadre of ass-kissers they have carefully built up.

  48. Telecommuting... by Ngwenya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (ObDisclaimer: I work for HP IT. But if you're looking for a "Randy Mott/Mark Hurd Sucks" message, this isn't it. HP has a very vocal set of internal fora for bitching at management. I do my whining through the media which might actually effect change. Slashdot, I'm afraid, isn't it).

    Firstly, the policy of colocation is not just tied to telecommuters - the idea is to centralise a highly distributed IT workforce. So, eventually, nearly all IT workers will need to relocate to a few central locations. The teleworkers are just first on the list for relocation.

    Secondly the problem for many IT firms is not telecommuting per se, it's the fact that we've just sleepwalked into teleworking without a clear business analysis as to whether the business operations can effectively sustain this model of working in each case. Sometimes they can, sometimes they can't. Now, this is a historic failure of management - senior employees get sufficiently pissed off with life in the Bay Area, or Houston, or Atlanta, and feel the need to get a quieter life in Dogshit, Nebraska. Fine and dandy - but it's effective management to say "Sorry, we can't have you in your current job doing that". Neither mean, nor incorrect - just a manager doing his/her job in keeping the department going. But we don't do that - we just say "Yeah, sure. Get an ADSL line, we'll be cool". Sometimes it's true - sometimes it's not. Now - how do you pull that position back into line? In HP, that's Randy Mott's problem. He's got a system that's been allowed to grow wild in many areas and is, to all intents and purposes, out of control.

    Randy Mott has an extremely aggressive set of targets in trying to push up the efficiency of HP's IT. Maybe he's going about it the wrong way - if so, he'll pay with his job.

    --Ng (not in any way speaking for HP, HP IT, or Randy)

    1. Re:Telecommuting... by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 3, Insightful

      has an extremely aggressive set of targets in trying to push up the efficiency of HP's IT. Maybe he's going about it the wrong way - if so, he'll pay with his job.

      and use the golden parachute in his contract to get another ferrari, while all the people that have been forced to move and/or put in much worse working conditions will continue to suffer because, of course, their parachutes are made of used kleenex...

      It seems that in our industry as soon as you reach the senior management/vp level you are basically given carte blanche to do anything you like for the rest of your life without consequences: tons of money/options to start, huge salaries, tons of money/options when you leave (whether or not you've done anything good) and pretty much a guarantee of another gig exactly like the former as soon as you're done since, after all, you can always say that you "created value for the shareholders by slashing expenses by x%", even if the way you did that was to make your employees work in 2'x2' cubicles standing up to get more mileage of your office space.

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      -- the cake is a lie
    2. Re:Telecommuting... by bigtimegames · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I worked for HP just before these changes, and let me tell you, its all a sham. The real reason they are doing this is to force attrition. They are bloated at IT and HP in general, and want to do a massive slashing of the workforce. How better to do it, and not have to pay severence than to start making live horrible for everyone so they will just quit. For years and years they allowed employees to migrate across the globe, to a point where I was working with people from Reno, SD, Hong Kong, Hawaii (!!), etc and no one ever came into an office. I lived 10 minutes from the PA headquarters and I also came in rarely since there was no-one around. Now after allowing people to build their lives in the town of their choice, they are demanding everyone move back. Obviously they know that someone who has kids in school and their lives built around their home are not going to move just to work in a dramatically cost conscious and overworked IT shop. Although I know it had to happen with the aging and slacking workforce of HP, its still quite sad to see one of the last of the companies that really cared for the line workers to adopt to the new age of corporate executive and shareholder greed and win-at-any-cost mentality.

  49. I've seen this too... by hagbard5235 · · Score: 1

    I've seen this happen. Large business unit in company looks around and figures out they have a lot of deadwood telecommuting from home all over the country. Rather than go through the hard exercise of identifying and firing the deadwood, they tell everyone they can't telecommute anymore and have to move to one of x possible sights.

    What happens is predictable. The deadwood moves, because they can never find a job this good again. A lot of the top talent, who really liked where they lived, and really likes the telecommuting lifestyle, looks around and discovers it can go work somewhere else, frequently at higher pay. The top talent makes for the door.

    In essense, it's a great way to reduce your org to only dead wood.

    1. Re:I've seen this too... by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      In essense, it's a great way to reduce your org to only dead wood.

      Maybe this new guy was brought in to finish what Carly started.

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  50. Open floor plans. by nvrrobx · · Score: 1

    I'd like to give HP a great big "F-U!" for being one of the companies that has encouraged the company I work for to go with an open space floor plan. Contrary to management's belief, we all want our damned offices back.

    The founders of HP are rolling over in their graves with what the current management has done to destroy that company.

  51. $8,000 per gallon by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Sorry, HP printer ink is $8,000 per gallon, not $800.

    I would know more about HP if I thought it was safe to buy HP products.

    $17 for 24 refills

  52. the tractor story finally made it to Randy Mott by tech-law-ny · · Score: 1

    >a few employees abused the flexible work arrangements ... admitted to
    >driving a tractor during conference calls about project updates.

    This all might've been avoided if certain persons STFU about the tractor story.

  53. The "Dell" effect by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    HP has moved away from innovation and toward the bottom line. HP was very successful and well known for many years due to the unusual quality of its corporate culture and products. But the above poster's comment about HP/Wal-Mart is dead on.

    It appears HP decided to copy Dell, who admitted they were a marketing and distribution company and not a "technology" company.

    At face value it seems logical to copy your most profitable competitor. However, there is also the issue of niche. There may only be so much room for Walmartization of PC's. There is also a niche for innovation, which HP *was* well-qualified to shift into similarly to how Apple's niche or specialty is user interface (both hardware and software-wise), not price.

    By trying to me-too Dell, HP will shoot itself in the foot because it is not geared towards what Dell does, alienating its innovation-hungry work-force in the process. Thus, it will be neither innovative enough nor cheap enough (Dell-style). They should take a lesson from Apple, not Dell.

  54. Give 'em tax breaks by BassKadet · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see our gov't give tax breaks to companies who allow a significant portion of their workforce to work from home. It gets these 1-hour commuters off our roads. I'd also like to see income tax breaks for employees who live within a 15 mile radius of their office or who use public transportation/alternative methods to get to work. I'm sick and tired of reading about these idiots who have these 60 mile commutes to their work office so they can keep their kids in a good school district and remain with their employer. I'm far from a tree-hugger, but these people are just wasting resources and clogging our roads with traffic. Let them work from home! If they can't get their work done, fire them.

    1. Re:Give 'em tax breaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im a 60 minute commuter.. because my office is in a nice area that I cannot afford to live near. (Plus PA state and city taxes are insane, Ill stick to NJ).

      I too would like to see tax breaks for telecommutting, but only because people who need to be in an office are typically stupid or manager. Those with no tech skills to they make up for it in kissing butt.

      You, sir, are one of the stupid ones I bet.

    2. Re:Give 'em tax breaks by BassKadet · · Score: 1

      I don't need to be in an office, and I'm not.

      "my office is in a nice area that I cannot afford to live near"

      Then your company should be taxed for putting their offices in an area too expensive for the average earnings of one of their employees.

      Or, better yet, you should look for a new job. Or move someplace that isn't congested. I'm so glad I live in the midwest where I don't have to put up with a real estate market full of $500,000 homes that are smaller than my garage. lol. Talk about a sucker born every minute!

    3. Re:Give 'em tax breaks by texassage · · Score: 1

      You hate seeing people who drive 60 miles so they can "keep their kids in a good school district"? Well here is a big hearty FUCK YOU for you. News flash, once you move out of your parents home and actually have to pay bills and MAYBE even buy your own home, you might not want to move every time you switch jobs. Now since you are obviously a complete ass monkey who would never leave mommies house, that won't be an issue for you. Some of us don't want to disrupt our kids lives every time we switch companies and move 15 miles.

      Out here in the Mid-West, (Texas), land is cheap and cities are sprawling. There are companies that don't have a desirable school district within 20 miles of their location. I drive 50 miles to work, and would love to find something closer. There is a problem, I make a shit load of $$ and gigs like that are difficult to find down here. Unless you enjoy wearing a tie, suit, arriving exactly at 0730 hours, taking exactly a 30 minute lunch etc etc. Fuck that, and to reiterate, FUCK YOU.

  55. I prefer going to work by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

    I find that I can't work as effectively from home as I can from work, despite having access to the same tools. Granted, I'm more comfortable at home, but there's something about the physical separation of work and home that makes it easier to concentrate on work at my workplace and, conversly, more difficult to concentrate on work when I'm at home in my pajamas. It's as if, by hopping in my car and going to work, I enter some kind of "work mode" where I'm not as likely to waste hours reading slashdot or wikipedia. Even when nobody else is at work, on a Sunday.

  56. You are losing something just as valuable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're losing your friends, (in some cases) your non-progeny family, your girlfriends (or boyfriends), ... and if they keep treating you as though those have no value it'll be a damn sight harder to convert your status to married!

    A company ought to pay an unmarried person more to move than a married person since the cost to the employee to move their spouse, etc. are an order of magnitude less than the cost to an unmarried person to re-acquire the friends, girlfriends/boyfriends, etc. needed to get them back in the same position with respect to acquiring married status.

    Decent companies pay you for any losses you may experience selling your old house when they move you, but they won't re-imburse you for the unmarried relationships you lose nor will they take the impact of those into consideration when deciding who to move.

    1. Re:You are losing something just as valuable by utlemming · · Score: 1

      Your argument assumes that married people have less friends than non-married people.

      I'll also assume that you are not married.

      There is a lot more to moving than merely uping a family. If you are going to quantify relationships, then I would argue that a married person needs more money. Why? Because a married person has to deal with the emotions of the family that is being moved. What about the 12 year old that doesn't want to move because of friends? Or the spouse that wants to stay near family? Or what about the fact that the family now has to reintigrate with another community? Or maybe that the parents have to relearn where the things are that their children are involved in.

      I would say that the issues are sixes. If you look at the social truama experienced by the unmarried person it is no more and no less than the familial truama by the married person. It may be more visiable with the unmarried person, but the married person is going to have their fair share of stress. In stead of moving just one person and have to adjust, a married person has to move at least himself and another and more if he/she has spawned. If the couple both works, then the other spouse has to find employment as well. An unmarried person may settle in quite nicely within two months, whereas it can take a lot longer to get a family settled.

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  57. Right....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because we all know that Bush and his cronies are all about fiscal responsibility and small government......HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

    1. Re:Right....... by subterfuge · · Score: 1

      News flash: you don't HAVE to be a Bush supporter if you disagree with socialism. Your sarcasm is misplaced in this case as I find many faults with the current administration and its supporters. But your knee-jerk wit does have to take that into account, does it?

  58. SMART! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just the sort of intelligent choice one would expect from HP!

    A merger with Sony just on the horizon ? :-)

  59. Silly Geeks by smack.addict · · Score: 1

    Has it dawned on any of you that HP might be doing this because telecommuting just isn't that successful?

    1. Re:Silly Geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has it dawned on any of you that HP might be doing this because telecommuting just isn't that successful?

      If it is, where's the data? Why don't they release something that says, "see, before telecommuting our productivity was X, but since it's been Y"?

      I'm skeptical. We all know that a large percentage of managers don't have a clue what their employees actually do, and it makes them feel more secure to be able to walk around and "see" that their employees look busy. If you're an incompetent boob managing some staff it's really hard to judge the work they are doing, but it's easy to breathe down their neck making sure that they are doing something on your dime. This is classic control-freak behavior, plain and simple.

  60. A few notes from inside... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    This move by HP is incredibly stupid, and is evidence of the misbegotten merger of Compaq and HP. Much of the management has shifted to Houston away from Palo Alto, and the office culture at former Compaq in Houston is more traidtional, and by some estimation, dull and visionless. Many of the new muckamucks in IT are all from Compaq, and from what I can gather, completely clueless about what the future will bring.

    The future is not for people to schlep their butts across suburbia to a centrally air-conditioned box of glass and steel.

    Many teams in HP are spread all over the world - some in Ireland, some in Germany, some in Singapore, some in San diego, some on Corvalis, some in Vancouver, some in Murray Hill, some in Houston, all over the place, and a bunch of codemonkeys in India. And everyone has different skill sets. The idea is to pool people over the web with necessary skills in situ, so you get the best work from people wher ethey are. It's all data - that moves much more easily and cheaply than people.

    They've spent years putting together these teams and they actually do work, and work well.

    When gas hits $5 a gallon, you're going to see this nonsensical policy rolled back jiffy quick.

    HP is in a death spiral, and this kind of reactionary management nonsense is simply indicative of that very spiral.

    RS

    --
    Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
    1. Re:A few notes from inside... by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 1

      Typical of a Pee-Cee company. I too work for a Pee-Cee company due to an acquistion. Lots of stupid things have been done since Pee-Cee companies have no clue how to sell to enterprise customers (i.e. customers that run Unix). However, they haven't gotten that stupid yet. I suspect there would be a revolt of us legacy enterprise computer company employees if that were to occur (we deliver the bulk of the revenue - so we aren't entirely powerless). But this kind of stupidity definitely gives me pause.

    2. Re:A few notes from inside... by qnetter · · Score: 1

      Mott is originally from Dell, actually. What he was brought in to address is the fact that HP's "innovative" IT solutions cost 10x what Dell's do per dollar of revenue earned, but generate dramatically less business efficiency.

    3. Re:A few notes from inside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And comparing hp to Dell is a bit like comparing Northrop-Grumman to KPMG. Yes, they both do consulting but the former does a lot more.

      HP senior management of late apparently can't manage a very diverse company and insists on over simplifying it down to being a PC company.

      Once upon a time Hewlett-Packard was a company of choice. Now hp is just another "former great company". It will slowly fade into history and relevance.

  61. Uhh huuuh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll put on my odd-jobs-and-freelancer hat:
    Choices choices choices: Take 25 minuts to get to work, +x amount of gas +y amount of little nagles that are anoying at work+ manditory lunch.

    OR work from home and get as much or more done.
    Now I admit their are times when wokring in the office is nice. But the reality for HP is that they will not only have to pay for the workers, but the associated costs as well ie: Network, power, offspace etc. Management by objective, Managment by objective and comerce by objective as well-they'll make up the costs one way-or another. i

    Oh well.
    Not like anyone in comerce these days gives two cents about anything.

  62. Covering up right sizing by encouraging attrition by emeade · · Score: 1

    If HP doesn't get enough of it's telecommuters to quit, I bet they start layoffs next. Will be interesting to see if any of the telecommuters who move and then loose their jobs anyway blog about it.

  63. Re:Yep squeeze by Sparkle · · Score: 1

    That is what it is all about. Keep squeezing. Squeeze from all directions.

    First insult with no raises for years. Insult by sticking victim in a stupid cubicle, then as it becomes prohibitive to commute, say we are not going to permit any tele-commuting. Let us not forget refusal to refresh a 4-year old laptop. HP would not have any available, would they?

    Actually they want to terminate any/all compensation they provide for tele-commuting. That would be a high speed connection. If you are working from home to escape cubicle hell, we will show you! What can we do next to insult you and convince you to move on?

    Here is how you know it is not quite time: HP does still provide coffee if you will go to office. When that goes out, you know the bell has rung.

  64. Fun times ahead at HP by mpaque · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The architect of the HP division's change, Randy Mott, is regarded by Wall Street as a mastermind of operational efficiency based on his days as chief information officer at Wal-Mart Stores and Dell.

    Heh. It's a cheap stealth layoff. Quite a few of the telecommuting workers won't go along with the change, and will find other work. Telecommuting IT employees tend to be more senior (both higher salary, and older). This both gives HP IT a dodge around US laws establishing protected-class workers (over age 40), and allows a fairly cheap staffing reduction:

    By August, almost all of HP's IT employees will have to work in one of 25 designated offices during most of the week. With many thousands of HP IT employees scattered across 100 sites around the world -- from Palo Alto to Dornach, Germany -- the new rules require many to move. Those who don't will be out of work without severance pay, according to several employees affected by the changes.

    Employees who don't play along are not laid off, but instead either quit or are terminated for cause. This dodges the legal issues (42 USC 2000e and the ADEA, see also http://www.eeoc.gov/), and avoids severence pay and contract issues.

    Randy Mott is known as a real "fix it" guy in IT Management circles. This move will get him well on the way of accomplishing a streamilining of HP IT. (IT workers are probably well aware of what management streamlining means for them...)

    1. Re:Fun times ahead at HP by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

      "Employees who don't play along are not laid off, but instead either quit or are terminated for cause. This dodges the legal issues (42 USC 2000e and the ADEA, see also http://www.eeoc.gov/ [eeoc.gov]), and avoids severence pay and contract issues."

      Also, they wouldn't be able to collect on their unemployment insurance.

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  65. Just another step in the Great Brain Drain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hurd is a well-documented cost cutter and Mott is just one of his axmen. HP's IT department will be cut by more than half over the next two years, so they can afford to piss off the smart folks, leaving the younger, lesser-paid people behind. They want everyone in the office working together because that's they only way they'll survive once all the experience people have left or have been fired. HP: Just Another Big Company.

  66. HP application developers need to get back to work by ej00807 · · Score: 1

    Maybe they feel they have to call in the application developers because the quality of their work is so bad! For example, they have absolutely terrible printer drivers and ridiculously bloated installation packages for the all-in-one Officejet series of printers. The installation of the driver is abandoned if there is one single glitch in the application software installation. Candidly, I don't think these 'work from home' issues have anything to do with quality control. I suspect that is just a reflection of narrow minded 'decidor' with an open ear to office gossip and jealousy. I did the best work of my career working from home. Several times my manager came to me and told me how great my work had become. He also told me about people complaining and making false statements concerning my lack of office presence. Thank goodness, he stood his ground and did not act on this petty jealousy and false innuendo. Anyhow, maybe HP is just sweeping everyone up for closer scrutiny before the next big round of layoffs. From a software bloat perspective, maybe cutting back on developers and middle managers won't be such a bad thing. Clearly, there are some types of people who can work from home and some people who can not. Most people know and can tell you which category they fall into.

  67. Goodbye, HP! Welcome Shinybrightnew HP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "At drinking time I left Meyer at the wheel and went below and broke out the very last bottle of the Plymouth gin which had been bottled in the United Kingdom. All the others were bottled in the U.S. Gin People, it isn't the same. It's still a pretty good gin but it is not a superb, stingingly dry, and lovely gin. The sailer on the label no longer looks staunch and forthright, but merely hokey. There is something self-destructive about Western technology and distribution. Whenever a consumer object is so excellent that it attracts a devoted following, some of the slide rule and computer types come in on their twinkle toes and take over the store, and in a trice they figure out just how far they can cut quality and still increase market penetration. Their reasoning is that it is idiotic to make and sell a hundred thousand units of something and make a profit of thirty cents a unit, when you can increase the advertising, sell five million units, and make a nickel profit a unit. Thus the very good things of the world go down the drain, from honest turkey to honest eggs to honest tomatoes. And gin."
    The Dreadful Lemon Sky © 1974 John D. MacDonald

  68. Good employees leaving HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Due to this policy change we are losing some of our best IT workers. These people have been ranked at the top for many years and the new policy will force them out of HP. Who wants to move to Houston? In previous years IT workers have been forced out of the office to work from home because it was cheaper, now they are forced back into the office. The move package will not pay for the complete move and if you do move, you could be laid off the next month.

  69. Creative headcount reduction program by hbummedp · · Score: 2, Informative

    Remember that HP is attempting (and succeeding VERY well) a huge cost-cutting effort. One of the largest efforts in this attempt is the effective reduction of headcount by around 10%. This effort (end to telecommuting for IT) is targetted at about 1500 (1%) employees. Many are biting the bullet and moving. Some have been able to locate new postions within the company. A very large percentage will leave HP. Most of the 1500 employees effected have been with the company a very long time. Most were with HP during the internet boom when the company was doling out multiple raises in a year in an attempt to keep talent while dot coms were very attractive. Thus, these employees are making FAR TOO MUCH money and it whacks HP's ability to reduce IT expenses to the desired target level. Once the "expensive" headcount is out-of-the way, there may be a return to normalcy. Don't be surprised, however, to see the tactic used in a few other of the companies areas. I'd be willing to bet on a return to "normal programming" in 24 months. Occupancy rates will become more important. Benefits related to fuel costs will attract talent coming out of education. Most remaining US-based IT employees (project managers, architects, technical leaders) do not work with other IT professionals. They work with business teams who report to other organizations for brief periods for a project. They then move to other projects and business teams. Ither IT professionals (developers, administrators) will be outsourced. So, to the current HP employee, I suggest patience and acceptance. For those that can (lots of years, but not enough to retire), consider split residence. The $2K per month may turn into an investment if you only have to do it 18 months. It's hard! Sorry for the ramble.

  70. Which Business School? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Funny

    There is also a niche for innovation, which HP *was* well-qualified to shift into similarly to how Apple's niche or specialty is user interface (both hardware and software-wise), not price.

    Exactly right. Somebody at HP said, "we're going to compete with Dell on Dell's turf, by Dell's rules, with higher expenses than Dell."

    I'd like to know which business school that guy went to.

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  71. HP To Cut Back On Telecommuting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know of HP IT in Palo Alto, CA location. And I can tell you despite Randy Mott's best efforts to get rid of shadow IT, it reigns supreme to-date. Most folks telecommute and nothing ever seems to get done. Just check the HP parking lots on Mondays and Fridays and you'll know what I mean.

    I know of one guy who never shows up to work, he's comes to the office less than twice a month, never gets any work done and boasts of his connections to senior VPs, enough to scare his boss from taking any action. He actually runs a private karate training class for kids during office hours.

    Most of the top HP employees have left HP, only the slackers and bottom dredgers are left. Because of the layoff fear no one wants to attract attention or solve real problem. Everyone is just hunkered down and looking after their backs.

    I think Randy Mott is doing a great job of bringing discipline back to HP, if Mott is not successful, HP as we know it will not exist in another 5 years. Mark my words.

  72. Re:Yep squeeze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm, I don't get a cubicle or telecommuting cost relief. As a services employee who works at a customer site (where I share a small office with two others) I get no support from hp except an old laptop. Never mind that somehow I'm expected to fill out my electronic timecard, reimbursement forms, etc. Yes, I get to subsidize a multi-billion dollar company by paying for my own Internet access (the customer does not allow me to use my laptop or access hp internal resources from their facility) in my "free" time after I get home from a two hour (round trip) commute to my customer's facility .

    The "HP Way" is dead and buried with it's founders only to be replaced with two lower case initials that mean nothing.

  73. Japanese bank interest rates by Vexar · · Score: 1
    This phenomenon of what sounds to me like negative current population growth, or definitely decline, would definitely explain why Japanese banks aren't seeing people putting their holdings in savings accounts. What I read said that their bank savings rate is 18% right now. That's just insane! I suppose if there's no kids on the horizon, that could explain some of it, but what about retirement?

    HP is going to lose a lot of talent. These naive moves look really good on paper to either executives or stockholders, but when you get right down to it, controversial HR-related movements tend to be in the wrong direction. When Best Buy decided to go "Accenture" and turn their IT staff into contractors, the cruddy folks floated and everyone else who saw this as a negative took a swim. I know one guy who went from IT analyst to "reports to the CIO." At the Carlson Companies (Radisson Hotels, TGI Friday's, cruise lines, etc.), they did this about 9 months ago, and turned their staff into IBM Global Services contractors. Once again, a lot of the good talent just swam away. These would be the folks who ran the web servers, managed the security systems, Unix admins, etc. Wow, those middle managers who just stayed put were just soooo indispensible.

    I think a lot of corporations make decisions that make sense at some shallow level. Take Sun dumping 5000 jobs. If you get right down to it, companies never announce that they are doing a massive internal staff audit and identifying and firing the lazy idiots, clever troublemakers/self-oriented saboteurs (the ones that pass for doing a good job by solving a problem they invent), the inane gossips, the skimmers, and everyone else that deserves a kick in the pants.

    As much as I cannot stand many professionals who are in HR, Human Resource Management is vital to a company. I think it is done fairly well in some businesses, such as hospitals, yet where the service/product output isn't so clean-cut, more innovation and analysis is required than is usually present for other business needs.

    Wouldn't it be nice if the Dilbert comics were about non IT/Engineering industry? Those of us in this tech market could then laugh at all the funny shenanigans that go on in a lawyer's office, or a carpet-cleaning company. Instead, everyone laughs at our dysfunctional business circumstances, day in, day out.

  74. Re:Doesn't accomplish ANY stated goals by anvilmark · · Score: 1

    In an office, ``you're able to put teams together that can learn very aggressively and rapidly from each other,'' he(Mott) said.

    What I haven't heard mentioned about this plan is that remote employees are not required to relocate to a site with their team. Just one of the "core" sites.

    Allow me to repeat for emphasis:
    Relocating telework employees are not required to move to the site where their core team resides.

    This means that the stated goal - to increase productivity through interpersonal interactions - is a farce.

  75. MOD PARENT UP!!! +5, Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +5

  76. Re:Doesn't accomplish ANY stated goals by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

    Actually, this may just be a step in the process. First tell people that they have to report to SOME location. Later get them to the SAME location (by mandate, atrition, etc).

  77. Don't be pathetic. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Which genocide?

    Nobody is puposefuly exterminating anybody.

    If rich countries wanted to stop immigration they would do so in no time, it is not that difficult to put a border guard every 500m in a porous border.

    But politicians in those places know about this and milk the situation for all what is worth: lettinng enough immigarnts in in order to keep the economy nicely churning along while at the same time looking tough with those bastard immigrants stealing our jobs.

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  78. You'll notice... by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >Not me. Any company that would rate me based on the number of hours I worked
    >and not my productivity is not a company that I would want to work for. Anyone
    >can put in long hours doing nothing, and that doesn't help the company at all.

    You'll notice that nowhere did I say or imply that I would not want or expect to also be rated on my productivity, or that I would want or expect to be rated soley based on the number of hours I worked. That should have been a given.

    Steve

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