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Future(?) Design of Mobile Phones

Sad Loser writes "The future of the mobile phone is here, or at least a bunch of Nokia-sponsored industrial design students' take on the problem. The BBC also has more pictures." Most of these designs are quite silly (a necklace with squeezable beads for an address book?) but at least amusing.

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  1. if this is the future... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If this is what the future holds, I think I need to get started with my curmudgeonly rantings about how great cell phones were in the past.

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    1. Re:if this is the future... by dubmun · · Score: 1

      No kidding!

      It looks like only one or two of these phones were designed by anyone who understands a basic principal: form follows function.

      The real cellphone of the future? Maybe an earpiece with a single button to activate voice commands...

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    2. Re:if this is the future... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please. I'm holding out for the artificial molar that allows perfect sound reproduction through bone conduction, and removes one of the last visual cues that distinguish me from a raving lunatic: a visible phone.

      I'll walk down the street talking to myself, and smacking myself in the face whenever I lose signal, and (this is the good bit) I'll never get panhandled again.

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    3. Re:if this is the future... by jrmcferren · · Score: 0

      Yeah, cell phone design has been fucked up since the StarTac. We don't need whereable phones, digital technology, text messaging, cameras, and all of that shit. I wish that voice mail was never invented (so I can let my girlfriend's phone ring continuously instead of hearing "Your call has been fowarded to an automatic voice message system." I'm probably burning karma here, but, please, bring back the analog MicroTacs with the .6 watts of power. I can't even get a Tri-Mode Phone, and in some areas, analog is the most reliable mode.

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    4. Re:if this is the future... by MrSquirrel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Screw that, if this is what the future holds -- I'm going to enroll in whatever program they're in and design a cellphone that is also a baseball bat. That way, when future-people are talking on their annoying cellphone anal-beads or whatever, I can take out my cellphone and have the satisfaction of bludgeoning them to death.

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    5. Re:if this is the future... by jbash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's true. Not a single one was just a simple damn phone that a.) works as a phone is supposed to, and b.) is solidly constructed to withstand the beating that a heavily used phone goes through.

      The cell phone industry is ripe for the taking for the 1st company that comes out with a cell phone that is simple and as easy to use (and indestructable) as a home phone.

    6. Re:if this is the future... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Mate, these are design students. These are models are more about making people think about the future, than future products.

      They are competing for an internship at Nokia. I don't think they would get it if they hand in a Nokia 3110. It is about creating something wild, that fulfills a particular role.

      If you can't find a phone that is easy to use (Motorola C117, C139) - then maybe, just maybe it is you.

    7. Re:if this is the future... by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      One of the biggest sellers I saw in a department store was a "gag" accessory: a bakelite handset you could plug in to your cell phone. Complete with curly cable. I kid you not.

      I think the newer trend in telecom devices will be towards devices with a slight heft to them. More rugged devices, ones that feel like they won't bust when you drop them or get caught in a rainstorm. People have a psychological tendency to equate dense and solid equipment with quality and durability, so I expect manufacturers to exploit that with vanity weight.

      I also think the other trend will be to go in the other direction, to modularise and divide the phone up even further. You could take base element the size of a USB stick and plug it into your car stereo, your mobile or your bigger home phone. It would let customers have the feeling that their data goes with them on the stick, and they can then shoose the device that fits the job. It could even possibly work as a phone by itself, drawing its inspiration from Star Trek's phaser type I/type II configuration.

    8. Re:if this is the future... by Ixitar · · Score: 1

      You need to see The President's Analyst (1967). There is a wonderful bit about the phone company and what you say that you desire.

    9. Re:if this is the future... by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny

      I feel quite nostalgic for the days of phones styled after military field radios with car-battery sized fuel packs, when men were men and sheep were worried.
      Er...sorry, lost it there for a sec.

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    10. Re:if this is the future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't wait - bring on the smell 'o phone - if you thought Crazy Frog was annoying just wait till your friends start sending you Crazy Frog Fart-Tones.

      I've got a patent pending on that one ;)

    11. Re:if this is the future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? Just buy a phone trait. Unless you're saving your left hand for something else...

    12. Re:if this is the future... by irablum · · Score: 1

      I'd like a phone shaped like a gun. this would be great for the gangsta crowd. It would suck for police officers, though.

      imagine this conversation:

      robber: ok, hand over all the cash
      bank teller: ok. but one thing.
      robber: whats that?
      bank teller: your gun is ringing.

      Ira

    13. Re:if this is the future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so I expect manufacturers to exploit that with vanity weight.

      Solid gold cellphone, anyone?

    14. Re:if this is the future... by leomaster · · Score: 2
      Future phone design that would work for me.

      Functions:

      1. Phone

      2. Calendar

      2. Contacts

      4. MP3 player

      5. Basic web service (movie times, make reservations, etc.)

      6. Decent battery life (i.e., 18 hours continuous use and then recharge)

      Form:

      Make it in the form of a standard belt with nearly invisible, and flexible/durable attachments. It has two small wireless headphones that I can use together for stereo or seperate for mono. These might be designed to look studs around the whole belt or something It has another piece which pulls out and unfolds to become a keyboard/keypad or stylus/entrypad and a second one that pulls out and unrolls to become flexible screen... or eyepieces/glasses to show web/calendar, etc.

      For the women, take the same approach and make it into a set of jewelery and/or handbag, etc. Start making the technology become part of everyday wear.

      Of course, even better would be a device like this that used the belt model for the technology, but used your ear drums for headphones (perfect stereo quality) and your optic nerves for monitors, and then used some kinesthetic virtual modelling to display keyboard/input/display in a window inside your normal vision like a HUD in a military jet. But of course, that's a little far fetched for just 20 years of development, right?

    15. Re:if this is the future... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I want one that allows sound transmission using bone conduction in a way that allows the earpiece to be the size of a modern hearing aid. I keep waiting for bluetooth headphones to shrink in size so that it doesn't look like you have a huge, blue roach crawling up the side of your face, though that is apparently the "in" look for real estate agents these days.

      Heck, I'm okay with having the "real" phone in my pocket, and a low power link to the earpiece, I just want the earpiece to be unnoticable.

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    16. Re:if this is the future... by MrSquirrel · · Score: 1

      Didn't they have that on the Simpsons? I just remembered! -- it's when Snake is robbing Mr. Burns. Snake gets a call from his girlfriend on his cellular-gun-o-phone.

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  2. As usual by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As usual, most of these designs aren't even possible and won't be possible in the near future. What do they teach these design students anyway? Seems more like an art-college for the artistically challenged.

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    1. Re:As usual by markild · · Score: 2, Funny
      Seems more like an art-college for the artistically challenged.
      That's why they make concept designs. So that we feel better about their regular designs.
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    2. Re:As usual by owlnation · · Score: 1

      I saw this article on the BBC earlier today. My immediate thought then was "Viral Marketing".

      Note the prominence of the Nokia logo in many of the pics. My perhaps cynical belief is that someone at the BBC got a backhander for this piece of fluff. For those of you who don't know, the BBC is heavily restricted regards advertising, but somehow little pieces of infotainment sneak their way onto BBC output most days.

      I don't really believe it's about the designs. It's to make Joe Sixpack go "ooh aah, Nokia clever, me buy Nokia!

    3. Re:As usual by andphi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Given that the BBC's intended audience is the Queen's Commonwealth, shouldn't it be Joe Sixpint?

    4. Re:As usual by andphi · · Score: 1

      Yes, most of the ideas are bizarre in the extreme. However, the handset that's designed to be used like a picture frame does make a certain amount of sense to me. Given the choice between talking to the back of my cellphone while it's in speakerphone mode and talking to a little pseudo picture-frame on my desk, I'll choose the latter.

    5. Re:As usual by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      There's not much of any usability to be seen here anyway.

      And here I thought that was among the most important aspects of design.

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    6. Re:As usual by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      No different from any top supermodel fashion show. Those clothing wares aren't for public consumption, just for show to showcase what the designers can do.

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    7. Re:As usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you saying "smell transmission" is impossible?!

      Just let me point out two things:
      1. Farting into your smell-transmitting phone while the opposite party is, say, in a room full of people would be INCREDIBLE
      2. The professor did it in Futurama with the "smelloscope," so clearly, it is rather possible.

    8. Re:As usual by Jakob777 · · Score: 1

      funny, I thought the average comment to us in the states was they wernt the sheep we are.... odd they have to worrie about advertizing so much, maybe there mother (good ol queen) should allow them to choose for themselves more.

      I think these designs are just so far out there that even if you look back at the cell phones of the 80's to now, its not that far fetched to think the ones we have now, I just cant see these being the future, god I pray they are not.

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    9. Re:As usual by Jambon · · Score: 1
      What do they teach these design students anyway?

      I really couldn't tell you. It seems the designs a lot of schools are putting out these days are really modern art masquerading as design. They don't improve usability. They don't really introduce any new (useful) functionality. Their only purpose it seems is to be looked at in wonder. They're a curiosity more than a product. You wouldn't want to actually use one of these. Form follows function, not the other way around.

    10. Re:As usual by Miphnik · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't necessarily say most of these are impossible, just very impractical to use and very expensive to design and engineer for any level of reliability. Which pretty much makes them impossible from a financial (R.O.I.) standpoint.

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    11. Re:As usual by DiscoDave_25 · · Score: 1

      Well here in blighty 6 packs are rare...

      Probably should be Joe FourPack... (beer comes in packs of four over here)

  3. Vaguely interesting by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In elementary school, I was in the "gifted" class where they'd ocasionally have us do creative projects liek this instead of normal schoolwork. Most of the results of those were at about the same level of insanity as these. Mine in particular tended to go in more of a rocket-pack/robot motorcyle direction.

    When you're nine years old, your zany ideas earn you a spot on the fridge for your new drawing. When you're in college, I guess it earns you a gallery on BBC news.

  4. Purely speculative by ilovegeorgebush · · Score: 0
    In my opinion, this is just a hype shot. Does anyone feel even half of these concepts would:
    • Be marketable
    • Encourage sales
    • Be usable by the average consumer (that is, non-savy)


    To me, this just seems like clever hype/marketing.
  5. I see by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The winner of the competition is the Nokia 111 by Daniel Meyer, and this is where the New Age speak goes into overdrive. The phone looks - to our eye - like a candy bar with a hinge in the middle, but it is, apparently: "Inspired both by the advent of video calling and the traditional practice of carrying pictures of friends or family members with you. The handset is designed to sit as a picture frame wherever the user is, serving the dual purpose of communications device and a comforting familiar focal point; at home, at work or in a hotel while away on business."

    It's also a great way to carry your porn more portably or annoy everyone in your office with a photo montage of baby pictures.

    Forgive my neo-Ludditism, but why does a cell phone have to be more than a phone? I say this as the owner of a Motorola V360, an excellent phone that also happens to have an MP3 player built in, which is one of the more useful accessories a phone could conceivably have, and saved me the trouble of buying another thing to tote around. I have a camera for pictures, but I wouldn't feel the need to set the phone down and display those pictures. Let's not forget, battery life is not all that great and using your phone as a slideshow probably wouldn't help.

    Look, either build the über device that does everything or stop trying to load mobile phones down with too much gadgetry.

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    1. Re:I see by Bogtha · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Forgive my neo-Ludditism, but why does a cell phone have to be more than a phone?

      Because the big, bulky, annoying, expensive part of carrying electronic devices around is a combination of:

      • Screen
      • Keypad
      • Battery

      Why carry more than one of each of those around when you don't have to?

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    2. Re:I see by Billosaur · · Score: 1

      Why carry more than one of each of those around when you don't have to?

      On the one hand it makes sense, but on the other, isn't there some critical mass of things you can cram into a small package at this time? Battery technology being what it is, it seems the more you ask a device to do, the less it will actually be able to do. What's the point of having everything together if you're constantly tied to a power socket to run it all?

      And I've noted, that despite such things, I still see plenty of people carrying a mobile phone, Blackberry, iPod, etc. simultaneously, juggling devices and headphones. I don't think people think these things are that useful, mainly because something may be a great phone but a lousy MP3 player. I think when a tool tries to do too much, it is in danger of not doing anything particularly well, especially where there are design tradeoffs that have to made to integrate things.

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    3. Re:I see by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Because I've yet to see a phone/whatever combo that was as good as seperate phone and whatevers.

    4. Re:I see by TheViewFromTheGround · · Score: 1
      Forgive my neo-Ludditism, but why does a cell phone have to be more than a phone?

      Okay, we should agree that the design-speak in saying "[T]he handset is designed to sit as a picture frame wherever the user is, serving the dual purpose of communications device and a comforting familiar focal point; at home, at work or in a hotel while away on business" is quite thick. But some part of the concept here is that the cell phone can be in some way "less" than a phone in that you can integrate it comfortably into a human environment. IMHO, too many gadgets advertise themselves too much (the extreme being gamer PC cases). In fact, really effective casemods make the PC look like something else -- less like a self-advertising gadget and more like something that fits the aesthetics of the space better. It seems like this design has this goal, and to that end, I think it's pretty admirable.

      On the other hand, even as an admirable goal, the phone looks like your standard bland cell phone. As often happens with academic exercises, theory trumps praxis in this case.

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    5. Re:I see by Bogtha · · Score: 4, Insightful

      isn't there some critical mass of things you can cram into a small package at this time?

      Phones have been getting smaller and smaller up until a couple of years ago, where they levelled off. I think that's more to do with the fact that you can't make phones any smaller without making the interface unusable rather than any space issue.

      Battery technology being what it is, it seems the more you ask a device to do, the less it will actually be able to do.

      Obviously battery life is important, but how many of these features are actually wasting power when they aren't in use? And if they are in use, then what are you saving the power for, if not to use the device?

      I think when a tool tries to do too much, it is in danger of not doing anything particularly well

      That may be common, but I don't think it's an intrinsic consequence of convergence. And even if separate devices are of a higher quality, two separate devices of high quality aren't necessarily better than a single device that is good enough.

      For example, I'm not going to carry a camera everywhere I go. I am going to carry my phone everywhere I go. I might be able to get higher quality photos from a digital camera, but that's of no use to me if I don't have the camera with me when I want to take a photo. Thus the camera phone is of more value than a separate phone and camera, even if the quality is lower. Sure, if I'm going somewhere where I expect to take photos, I'd bring a camera, but that's of absolutely no use to me when most of my photos are taken on the spur of the moment.

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    6. Re:I see by Khuffie · · Score: 1

      A great gadget is the Sony Ericsson line of walkman phones (I have in particular the W800i, there are newer models). It's a great phone in and of itself, and as an MP3 player, well, I realized that I wasn't using my recently purchased Nano at all since I got it, so I sold that one and got a 4 gig MemoryStick for the phone, and I'm set. Another bonus advantage: the two megapixel camera is pretty good for quick snaps of random things (and a great replacement for a photocopier at libraries), and it's LED flash light can be turned on as a handy torch to see in dark places (ie, inside computer cases).

    7. Re:I see by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit - you sold your nano because you wanted to use your phone? What, was the Nanao to heavy for you to carry around? Who are you kidding. It is a pain in the ass to use a phone as an mp3 player (note, i didn't say it was impossible, just not easy), and an ipod is almost the perfect mpy player are far as usability goes.

    8. Re:I see by Khuffie · · Score: 1

      You fail to realize that the Walkman Sony Ericsson phones are designed as an MP3 player and a phone, so they have pretty good usability as an MP3 player, and come with MemorySticks (mine came with 512), damned good headphones (that are better than the ones that come with iPods), drag&drop software (it seems to work with Media Player 11 by default though) and buttons dedicated to the MP3 player. How is it bullshit? I realized that I wasn't carrying around my Nano because my phone was doing it's functionality. It wasn't too heavy, it was just pointless. The only way I was limited was by the memory (only 512), so I sold my Nano and used that money to get the 4 gig MemoryStick to compensate).

    9. Re:I see by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Why is the average standby time of my now ancient t39m so much better then that of my newer k300i, despite the later having a higher capacity and newer battery?

      To add some reasons for not wanting to combine all kinds of devices into one:

      • No phone smaller then a pda has a big enough screen for doing any serious reading (of web content, ebooks and such), let alone for using any slightly complicated software, and I find a pda sized phone uncomfortable for calling..
      • Why should the fact that I spent the last 4 hours reading an ebook/listening to mp3s waste the standby time of my phone?
    10. Re:I see by $1uck · · Score: 1

      To take this a step further... why can't the phone just be a phone sans the screen, key pad, speakers and then be interoperable with a screen, a key pad, speakers. Which in turn interoperate with an mp3 player. Both the phone and the mp3 player interoperate with a hard drive. Where all six items (screen, keypad, speakers, hd, phone, mp3 player) are all connected in a "personal network." You could add something for playing games, or a camera (or just about anything). Wasn't this the original promise of blue tooth?

    11. Re:I see by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Why does a computer have to be more than a device to read e-mail with?

      It doesn't have to, and many computers are used in a single purpose way.

      I assume you are talking about the typical pc however, which is a general purpose computer. This indeed implies it does multiple things (tho few if any of them really well).

      I am willing to buy the 'a mobile phone is a general purpose mobile communications device' idea, its just that either the phone has to be too big or the screen ends up too small for using it comfortably beyond very basic non voice communications, so in practise I don't see how a phone alone is gonna do this well. Adding things like an mp3 player seems pointless to me, its just an amazingly good way to reduce standby time.

    12. Re:I see by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      Why is the average standby time of my now ancient t39m so much better then that of my newer k300i, despite the later having a higher capacity and newer battery?

      You'd have to ask the makers. It could be for any number of reasons unrelated to convergence. If you wish to claim that convergence was the cause, please say so and offer evidence beyond idle speculation.

      Why should the fact that I spent the last 4 hours reading an ebook/listening to mp3s waste the standby time of my phone?

      If you have these things in separate devices, then you are carrying three screens, three input mechanisms and three batteries. If you are concerned about battery life, then bring a couple of extra batteries along and you are still ahead.

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    13. Re:I see by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      You'd have to ask the makers. It could be for any number of reasons unrelated to convergence. If you wish to claim that convergence was the cause, please say so and offer evidence beyond idle speculation.

      Convergence results in color screen which also needs backlit in many cases, more powerfull cpu, more memory. Yes, all those things use more energy then needed even when not using any of the features resulting from convergence.

      If you have these things in separate devices, then you are carrying three screens,

      2 extremely low power black and white ones that don't need backlit when there is some light, and one that does color and requires backlit, but also is substantially bigger and more usable then anything in a phone formfactor.

      three input mechanisms

      Optimized for their specific purpose, making them quite a bit more comfortable to use.

      and three batteries. If you are concerned about battery life, then bring a couple of extra batteries along and you are still ahead.

      Yep, that would work as well.

    14. Re:I see by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      I think when a tool tries to do too much, it is in danger of not doing anything particularly well, especially where there are design tradeoffs that have to made to integrate things.

      That is true of a mechanical mechanism. I feel the opposite is true of software. If the hardware on a phone is capable of running just about any piece of software then the more things it tries to do the better it does all of them.

    15. Re:I see by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      I did the same thing. Realised that I was using my phone more and more for tasks other than voice calling and texting, so I ditched the iPod Nano and bought a 2GB memory card and decent pair of headphones and saved myself the hassle of carrying more than one device.

      Using any kind of third party MP3 player is actually harder in this respect - there's the hassle of pausing the music playback and removing the headphones before you can actually answer a call.

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    16. Re:I see by mpe · · Score: 1

      Forgive my neo-Ludditism, but why does a cell phone have to be more than a phone? I say this as the owner of a Motorola V360, an excellent phone that also happens to have an MP3 player built in, which is one of the more useful accessories a phone could conceivably have, and saved me the trouble of buying another thing to tote around. I have a camera for pictures, but I wouldn't feel the need to set the phone down and display those pictures.

      Also if phones are going to have GPS built in having the thing display lattitude and longitude wouldn't hurt.

    17. Re:I see by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1

      You can do all that already. There are "personal" file servers for bluetooth and wifi you can carry about. Media players have settings for microdrives where they cache each song (saves battery). You can get bluetooth stereo headphones. I'm sure there are cameras with BT, I've seen ones (Canon?) that had WiFi.

      The only difference from your idea is that you need a phone PDA at the centre of it. That has your screen and keyboard (touch-screen) in one item, and you can also use it as a standalone phone without the headset. You can get optional keyboards built in or external, there's even a bluetooth one that projects the keys onto a desk using a laser. Having one item do the lion-share isn't all that bad however; you need to consider battery life in a multiple device system and it's a weakest-link type of thing.

      You'd need to bite the bullet and get a Windows Mobile phone though; they are the only ones that seem to be able to do it all.

  6. New Yorker Cartoon by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm reminded of a cartoon that came up on my New Yorker daily desk calendar last week (the cartoon now has a permanent spot on my fridge):

    Man talking to a clerk in a cell phone store: "Do you have one of those phones you can talk to people on?"

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    1. Re:New Yorker Cartoon by ateves · · Score: 3, Funny

      Answer: No, but if you get one of this series, you can download and downgrade the firmware which enables the talking mode again, but normally it`s obsolete.

    2. Re:New Yorker Cartoon by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the mating call of the Slashdot Luddite: "I just want a phone that makes calls!"

  7. I am fairly convinced that... by Coelacanth · · Score: 1

    ...I don't really want to smell my caller's environment. At least not for most of my callers.

    I applaud their creativity. But I still want a cell phone that works > 99% of the time as a freakin' phone.

  8. Nothing else to do by Nicodemus101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    These are the same people that want to bring fashion to space suits right?

    Fashion in Space

    I mean a phone that picks up smells? What for? What could possibly be the use for that? I don't know about you but I would rather not have the person on the other end know I just let one go after too much chilli.

    A phone that has beads to call people. Looking at my cellphone I have over a 100 contacts for business and personal. That's an awful lot of beads... might be the new 2015 style bling!

    1. Re:Nothing else to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, now you mention it I know people who collect IM contacts like they're going out of fashion. They brag about how many hundreds of people they have on their contact list, regardless of the fact that they're only in regular contact with a handful and can't even remember how 90% of them got on there. Collectible bead-based phone contacts would be the ultimate bragging rights for these people.

    2. Re:Nothing else to do by wolfponddelta · · Score: 1

      And devout Catholics can pray the Rosary while flipping through their contacts. Some people do tend to worship their gadgets, anyway...

      Dunno that I'd want to have to talk into a crucifix, though. Or use it as an earpiece.

    3. Re:Nothing else to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The smell detecting phone is old hat. My coverage already stinks.

  9. Actually... by Adam+Hazzlebank · · Score: 1

    it's not as horrific as I thought I'd be! Granted most of them are technically infeasible at least for mass production, would be annoying to use or are just pointless, but I was expecting a lot worse.

    Certainly some of them look less retarded than some of the things nokia come up with.

  10. Strangely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strangely, none of the designs list telephone call capabilities as a feature. Instead of talking about clear and drop free calls, they talk about transmitting smells. Do you really want to smell the inside of a public mens room or would you rather be able to understand what the person at the other end is saying?

  11. The phone is your friend? by damburger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The aim was a user friendly product that gave an emotional relationship, like a friend

    People shouldn't have emotional relationships with phones. A phone is just a tool, nothing more. There isn't enough love in the world to waste it on consumer electronics.

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    1. Re:The phone is your friend? by mhollis · · Score: 1

      Actually, the relationship one has with one's phone is much more subtile than that.

      There have been a number of studies that seem to point to the way a telephone user will express one's self as if though the person they are talking with on the telephone was actually there. Phone conversations with intimate associates tend to contain body languages that express that relationship, while a telephone conversation with one's boss will result, generally, in postures that reflect that relationship.

      Additionally there is the relationship with one's device in terms of how one is validated by one's buying choice. I have seen people show off their cell phone as if it were some kind of statement about themself.

      What I think is most profound here is an incident that happened to me about a week ago.

      My fiancee washed my Nokia 2260 cell phone, as I left it in my shirt pocket. She was horrified and I started thinking about how I was probably going to have to replace the phone. I removed its back and its battery and let it air dry for a day. Then I put it back together and turned it on. It worked just fine. I could almost hear the voice of John Cameron Swayze in the backgrond intoning: "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking..."

      The newer cell phones most probably could not survive a washing in a laundry. And I'll bet the ones designed by these students -- if made -- wouldn't. But I'd have to say that I now have a sentimental feeling about my cell phone. It's a survivor.

      By the way, I get married on 24 June, 2006. My fiancee likes my phone, too.

      --
      Gods don't kill people, people with gods kill people.
  12. But will it get by TooLazyToLogon · · Score: 1

    reception in my area. Just give me a mobile phone that works in my area. I have a camera I have a pda. I have internet devices (with screens big enough to be useful). I don't need a device that when it breaks everything else goes too.

    1. Re:But will it get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask your network provider, not your phone manufacturer

  13. 2015? by tygerstripes · · Score: 2, Interesting
    TFA suggests that these phone designs are concepts that may be workable by 2015.

    2015? As in, nearly ten years from now? Nobody seriously expects phones to be recognisably unique devices by then, do they? It's nigh-on impossible to buy a mobile phone these days that does not incorporate, to a significant degree, functions for which there are already devices available.

    It's widely accepted in the industry that within 10 years', when cameras, mp3 players and all sorts of other gadgets are sufficiently advanced and shrunk, everyone will be toting Multi-Function-Devices such that calling it a "phone" would be like calling a laptop an "electronic typewriter".

    Now, those of us who are of a practical or ludditish bent will say that we prefer our devices to be discrete (as in separate) so that we don't have to upgrade everything at once and can stick with what we like. Personally, I'd like to see a move towards modular technology with standard interfaces - you buy your basic model, and detach/reattach parts as they become more advance and cheaper, so you swap out your 2M camera module for a 10M SLR, or a gaming processor unit, or whatever. However, it's not likely to happen as it means phone manufacturers have a smaller turnover, smaller businesses can get a better foothold, and service providers can't tie you into replacement schemes with the contract.

    Still, a guy can dream.

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    1. Re:2015? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny

      2015? We'll all be too busy with our flying cars, fusion generators, dehydrated pizza, levitating skateboards, and holographic sharks to worry about what our phones do.

    2. Re:2015? by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      Wa.wa.wa.welcome to cafe 80's!

      (seriously man you stole my joke!)

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    3. Re:2015? by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what they said back in the 60's about 2001?

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    4. Re:2015? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      2015? As in, nearly ten years from now? Nobody seriously expects phones to be recognisably unique devices by then, do they? It's nigh-on impossible to buy a mobile phone these days that does not incorporate, to a significant degree, functions for which there are already devices available.

      To be fair... Semi-Strong Ai will be theoretically possible on $2,000 peice of hardware by then if Moore's law holds true.

      And I use the term theoretically in a very vague kind of way... Personally I'd hope that my cell phone would be my wallet and could fit in my back pocket and not hurt to sit on. Or maybe it would just be an earpeice.

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      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    5. Re:2015? by Miphnik · · Score: 1

      Cell phone RF engineers hate external modules with a passion. It's bad enough trying to meet all the RF requirements (company internal, trade association, federal (SAR), carrier, etc.) today with a fixed housing design. Anything that has to hang on the outside of the phone just increases the complexity of the problem, because now the phone has to operate in n different physical configurations instead of just one (a candy-bar phone) or two (clam-shell, slider) with specific accessories (data cable, charger cable, wired headset) attached. Now, if it can be internally modular -- like your standard desktop PC -- that's another story, because then everything can sit inside one, fixed Faraday cage like they do today.

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      "My order takes pride in knowing all that can be known, and most of all the rest..." --Galen
  14. I wish... by truthsearch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wish the future of cell phones was more like the past, just smaller. You know, a phone that's just a phone but fits in my pocket comfortably. Why do they make me feel like I'm asking for too much?

    1. Re:I wish... by Massif · · Score: 1

      I'm the same way. I used to have a phone that made a big bulge in my pocket. It was not very nice. I just got a Motorola RAZR which is nice and thin but lacking in battery life.

      As for camera/MP3 player/PDA phones, I might have a use for those features if the battery issue could be solved, but right now I'd rather use the actual devices.

    2. Re:I wish... by mlk · · Score: 1

      Am I not asking for enough out of my battery life? As if I use my HTC Wizard as just a phone I get about two days from it (one more than I really need).
      If I use it as an MP3 player/Camera I get one day.

      What is wrong with that?

      What is your idea of a good battery life?

      --
      Wow, I should not post when knackered.
    3. Re:I wish... by MasterC · · Score: 1
      I wish the future of cell phones was more like the past, just smaller. You know, a phone that's just a phone but fits in my pocket comfortably. Why do they make me feel like I'm asking for too much?


      What about exploiting short-range wireless tech like blue tooth? Each device has its own storage. If you connect it to a storage unit then your phone can store your address book on it. Connect a camera to the storage device & your phone and you can store it on there or ship it to your phone to send to someone. Perhaps connect your iPod into the scheme and store music on your storage device, have it auto-pause on incoming call, and all heard over your wireless headphones/headset?

      Why not? Because Nokia/Samsung/Motorola/etc., Maxtor/Western Digital/etc., Apple/Creative/etc. want to dominate as much as possible and do not make interworking products. Kind of like why you can't yank the engine out of a Ford Escort and drop it into a Honda Accord. They all gotta make it different because "We're Right (TM)".

      Phones are finally getting wireless headsets. Maybe iPods will start working with the same headsets. Then we might see an auto-pause feature. I suppose there's hope...

      Imagine a world where you have Craftsman screw heads, Snap-On screw heads, and Black & Decker screw heads. No more of this "slotted" or "phillips" screw head stuff. You gotta buy the screw driver from each brand so that you can use each screw head and non interoperate. The repeat for different purposed heads: torx, square, etc. *shudders*
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    4. Re:I wish... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      What is your idea of a good battery life?
      A week. Seriously.
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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    5. Re:I wish... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      One day at maximum usage is way way more than enough. You'll be home for charging for plenty of time during that, and if you're going to say that you want to take your phone camping, i've got to ask why you even are camping.

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    6. Re:I wish... by Massif · · Score: 1

      I do charge my battery almost every day. However if I forget a day it would be nice to have a little bit of leeway (sp?). It's not a huge inconvenience, but I dream of the day when I can use the device without any regard for battery consumption.

    7. Re:I wish... by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of phones like that around at the moment.

    8. Re:I wish... by Danse · · Score: 1
      I wish the future of cell phones was more like the past, just smaller. You know, a phone that's just a phone but fits in my pocket comfortably.

      Yeah. I want to see Zoolander edition phones. When are we gonna get those?
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  15. Newest design, newest functions... by Exquisitor · · Score: 0

    and, that's great: you can even do phonecalls with that thing!

  16. personally... by Churla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Things I would want from a mobile device:

    1) Phone
    2) PDA
    3) MP3 player
    4) Camera

    Things I DON'T want in a mobile device:

    1) Smells
    2) Life philosophy
    3) Being locked into one service provider

    It's funny how how 5 years ago my want list would have made me a cuttng edge geek, and now it makes me a luddite.

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    I'm a fiscal conservative, it's a pity we don't have a political party anymore
    1. Re:personally... by lhorn · · Score: 1

      Add cheap WiFi & a web browser with ZOom, and it will PERHAPS pry my Palm Vx from my pocket...

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    2. Re:personally... by icebrain · · Score: 1

      My take on this:
      Phone
      Phone book/contact list/whatever you call it (place to store numbers)
      Speed dial
      Alarm
      Calendar/memo list
      Calculator applet
      Basic text messaging
      Good battery life
      Screen on outside to display time/caller ID
      Flip phone (don't like bricks)

      Nice-to-have options:
      Free/cheap data cable/software
      Headset jack
      Customizable buttons
      Ability to upload .wav ringtones via said cable (or just put Ramblin Wreck on there)

      I don't need:
      Games
      Camera
      MP3
      AIM
      Voice memos
      Internet browsing
      Special provider content app
      No good default ringer (please, just have a standard phone ring!)

      --
      The meek may inherit the earth, but the strong shall take the stars.
    3. Re:personally... by deval · · Score: 1

      My requirements are simpler

      1) Buttons big enough to press individually
      2) Doesn't crash more then once a month
      3) Doesn't dial the emergency services all the time
      4) Waterproof and droppable

      SMS GPRS are all very well but really a phone is for phone calls afaic

    4. Re:personally... by iainl · · Score: 1

      Two things:

      1) why do you want to upload your ringtone in .wav? It's a senseless waste of memory, that you could either do other things with, or leave out of the phone and make it that tiny bit smaller.

      2) if you're going to allow the phone to use the .mp3 format for ringtones, why wouldn't you allow it to play those files in other circumstances? That's the real reason so many phones have mp3 players in them; it's a pretty trivial feature to add.

      --
      "I Know You Are But What Am I?"
    5. Re:personally... by icebrain · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I didn't quite think that one through... I was just trying to think of an easy-to-create universal format that wouldn't require a special/proprietary converter. And my objection to the player was that I would probably never use an mp3 player function.

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      The meek may inherit the earth, but the strong shall take the stars.
    6. Re:personally... by JuniorJack · · Score: 1

      3) Being locked into one service provider

      This is Nokia you're a talking about. They will make sure is DRMed to the max before it
      hits the shelves.

  17. Beads? by deviantphil · · Score: 1

    If you're so inclined (I'm not)...you could use the beads for.......all sorts of alternative uses?

    1. Re:Beads? by rehashed · · Score: 1

      Just dont think about leaving them around while on holiday in Thailand.
      You may wake up to a sore rear-end, an enormous phone-bill, and some very confused contacts...

  18. These are from design student's by planetmn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is everybody so negative about the designs. Guess what, designers create based on form. Engineers create based on function. An end product is a meld of the two. If the designers only designed a cell phone that was the same shape and form as an old rotary phone, the engineers would design the electronics to go inside, and we'd all have phones bigger than the old bag phones of the 80s.

    It is a designers job to create something that appeals to the market in terms of form. It is the engineers job to create something that works. And together with many others they create a product that has parts of both worlds.

    Also, for everybody talking about "well, I just want a phone that gets good reception" that's a network design problem for the most part, not a device problem.

    -dave

    --
    /., where "Apple and Google provide Iran with nukes" will be refuted with "But Microsoft is a convicted monopolist"
    1. Re:These are from design student's by Tx · · Score: 1
      Why is everybody so negative about the designs?
      ...
      It is a designers job to create something that appeals to the market in terms of form.

      I think you answered your own question. Obviously these designers have failed to create something that appeals to this market in terms of form.
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      Oh no... it's the future.
    2. Re:These are from design student's by Jott42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      An industrial designer makes forms that follows function and is within the possibilities of engineering. The design you are talking about is the same as art and SciFi-movie prop design. The things presented in the article are scifi-designs, which have very little base in reality... (i.e no account is taken for batteries or antennas.) And a phone with a larger antenna will have better reception, it follows from Maxwells equations. But the current market does rather accept so-so reception than an antenna. But you are right in part: The lower antenna performance can to some degree be compensated with a better network.

    3. Re:These are from design student's by mgblst · · Score: 1

      This market being a bunch of grumpy old geeks who would rather be at home playing wow?

      These designs are a competition for a Nokia Internship. You have to design something different, something that stands out. You aren't going to win by handing in a Nokia 3110. YOu creat something which makes people think about the future, and maybe fulfils one task well.

    4. Re:These are from design student's by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU!

      I think there are too many engineers, not enough designers here on /. to get this point. The curriculum for Industrial Design students is based in Fine Arts. They know next to nothing about how or why things work. They make pretty drawings and clay models. They might do some market research to figure out what people want or how people use/misuse similar devices today. But that's about it. Once they're done their job figuring out how it looks and what it should do they pass it off to an engineer and say "now make it work". At this point you'll have a back and forth between the two to find a happy medium between a device that fits the forum the designer wants with the functions the engineer is able to deliver.
      The interaction between the designer and the engineer is KEY as is the human factor research done by the designer to making a worthwhile product. If the engineer doesn't listen to the designer enough you'll usually end up with something ugly, bulky and difficult to use because of under-designed interfaces, it will work but it probably wont be much fun to deal with. If the designer doesn't listen to the consumers enough you'll end up with something that does lots of unnecessary tasks or be difficult to use because of over-designed interfaces.

      Designers live in a very artistic and creative place. A lot of times they'll throw the laws right out the window and shoot for uniqueness. Engineers are very utilitarian, you give them specs and and they build things exactly how you ask for them (so be careful how you spec it).

      Just look at the automotive market, concept cars (designers designs before they spend much time with the engineers) rarely look like there final production versions, and most don't even make it to market. The Pontiac Aztec is a perfect example of a vehicle that spent too much time with the engineers and not enough time with the designers input. It's functionally fantastic but so butt ugly that no one wants it.

    5. Re:These are from design student's by Jott42 · · Score: 1

      But concept cars still work. They have four wheels and an engine. They are possible to drive. They are prime examples of industrial design. The examples in the article where just "artistic design", which can not ever work, at least not if implemented using the air interfaces that we usually attribute to the concept of "cell phones". They are more like what you get when artist try to make houses: they have a tendency to forget about some boring stuff like rain and wind...

    6. Re:These are from design student's by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      I have nothing against pretty designs, and one reason I like some Apple hardware etc, but I think it's important that you can use the stuff, and many of the pictures linked to here didn't seem to tell me you could. Creating visually appealing stuff only gets a good designer halfway, like creating something that works only gets an engineer halfway. Creating something you can use though, and something that works well and reliably, now that are different matters.

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    7. Re:These are from design student's by planetmn · · Score: 1

      Yes, and if the students had the time and money that is spent in the product design cycle to interact with engineers, get feedback from marketing, etc. I'm sure you'd see the design change. What this example was, was the first iteration of the artists design.

      Do you honestly think the first design iteration of the iPod (or MacBook Pro, etc.) was exactly like it is now? Absolutely not.

      -dave

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      /., where "Apple and Google provide Iran with nukes" will be refuted with "But Microsoft is a convicted monopolist"
    8. Re:These are from design student's by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      The cell phones from TFA were designed by STUDENTS... the concept cars that "work" are designed by PROFESSIONALS. There are loads and loads of student designed concept cars that are just as uselessly artsy as these phones. Sure there are some student based car designs that might actually work. But there are also some student designed cell-phones that might actually work too.

    9. Re:These are from design student's by mpe · · Score: 1

      The examples in the article where just "artistic design", which can not ever work, at least not if implemented using the air interfaces that we usually attribute to the concept of "cell phones". They are more like what you get when artist try to make houses: they have a tendency to forget about some boring stuff like rain and wind...

      Some actual architects do actually appear to fall in to this catagory. Especially if they are several steps removed from the people who will be expected to actually use the building.

  19. Caught in the old Paradigm by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    Phones need to be smaller, like the size of an earring or something that you have constantly available, and which is speech activated. Think the "call bob" features they have in some phones now. Camera features, displays, etc., belong more naturally in smart spectacles. More involved interaction like text input is a tougher cat to skin, but then hey IANAID (I Am Not An Industrial Designer).

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    1. Re:Caught in the old Paradigm by Scootesti · · Score: 1

      Well my problem with an earring sized phone is that if it only works on a voice activation level, what happens if you catch a cold? No buttons to fall back on. I know with my phone, LG 325(I think) if I have a cold, or God forbid, my allergies (to my pets) act up, voice dialing is thrown to the wind...

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      "So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet
    2. Re:Caught in the old Paradigm by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't know. People seem so have quickly adapted to a 10 digit keypad which addresses 36 (well, more with punctuation - but who uses that anymore) characters. Why not a three to five button interface, like a joypad.

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      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
  20. I Want a Bluetooth Speakerphone Badge (ST:TNG) by rdmiller3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My present mobile flips open, lets me talk speakerphone style holding it out in front of me, and I can contact whomever I want by saying their name or saying the phone number... very much like the communicators in the original Star Trek series. (I wish I could reprogram it to chirp like a 'communicator' instead of its "Say a command.")

    We've seen those Bluetooth earphone-mic sets. What about a Bluetooth speakerphone badge? The main phone would be somewhere else on your person, but the little badge could be worn closer to your head and have a simple touch-to-activate/hangup interface like in the "Next Generation" Star Trek series.

    1. Re:I Want a Bluetooth Speakerphone Badge (ST:TNG) by mgblst · · Score: 1

      What about a Bluetooth speakerphone badge?
       
      Because most of us are trying to discourage this star trek stereotype, not reinforce it.

      Everytime there is a story about Mobile phones, there are the people who want a simple phone but are incapable of asking for one a phone shop, and there are the ones who want a trek communicator. Bravo.

    2. Re:I Want a Bluetooth Speakerphone Badge (ST:TNG) by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      What about a Bluetooth speakerphone badge?
      Yes, you could shorten this to "Blue Speaker badge" and give them away on children's TV.
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  21. Good short term designs by 99luftballon · · Score: 1

    Nokia has a good record on trying out new designs (think of the iconic 7100 series and the 8850) and some of these are rather good designs. But ion the long term, five or ten years down the line the bulk of phones are unlikely to be handsets. If the latest 'phone on a chip' designs follow Moore's guidelines (no it's not a law) then we'll be able to integrate phones into watches, earpieces and there's even a design for an earring. Difficult to leave those in the back of a taxi.

  22. Silly? by NetDanzr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The beads are not silly; they are the marketer's dream! Imagine the recurring revenue the phone operators get from selling more of the beads for people who gave them all away. A phone company could also lock customers in, with using a proprietary format for these beads. It could also serve as a differentiator for companies. I wish I could come up with something like those beads, patent the idea and then develop it further for a large wireless company.

    1. Re:Silly? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      A good idea for giving a phone to your kids. Only let them call the people you want them to call. ANd everynight you can inspect their necklace, to see if there are any neer'do'wells attached.

    2. Re:Silly? by sethg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can imagine the necklace-phone being a real hit with eleven-to-sixteen-year-old girls. They could compete for status based on how many beads they had on their necklaces, who they had distributed their own beads to, having the beads from the popular kids, not having beads from unpopular kids, etc.

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  23. What I'd really like to see... by zip_000 · · Score: 1

    What I'd really like to see is flexible phones - something soft, flat and jelly like that you could put in your back pocket and sit on without breaking. (and I concur with others - I just want my phone to call people, not anything else...that is unless it does everything else) Most of the designs here look a little silly to me, though I do like the odd bracelet one.

  24. The Most Important Question by Vulturo · · Score: 1

    Slashdot isn't what it used to be. Sigh

    All this is fine, but do they run Linux?

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    1. Re:The Most Important Question by mlk · · Score: 1
      --
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  25. Here we go again by houghi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most people will say they only want a phone to call. However there are plenty of people out there that want more then just to call.

    Imagine you are a system administrator. Won't it be nice to be able to ssh into your server the moment you get a warning? That way you could perhaps solve the problem faster, from where you are, without the need to actually go to your portable. Unless you a such a geek that you don't have any moment you walk around without a portable (and network access)

    Some people like to have the camera. Some people like to send messages. So what you will get is a combination and variety of systems where you can select what you want.

    Not everybody has the same Linux distro, or the same services running on his system, so why should this be any different with your cellphone. Buy what you need. Do not buy what others tell you what you need.

    I use SUSE and I don't run KDE or Gnome. If you don't like the camera on your phone and yet you do like all the rest, then don't take pictures. Do you really want just to phone? Then just buy the cheapest (second hand) phone you can find. They are still available and can be bought.

    Just as with Linux, it is all a matter of choice. Because YOU don't want it does not mean it is a bad choice.

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    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    1. Re:Here we go again by dbIII · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Won't it be nice to be able to ssh into your server the moment you get a warning?
      Nokia 6800 - they made thousands on the expectation that people would want a qwerty keyboard to send text messages, so I got one dirt cheap and use it for ssh. Other manufacturers are also trying the same thing and may hit the same pitfall, so you may be able to get something newer that can do the same thing dirt cheap.

      I thought the most useless feature on the thing was the radio until I took a bus to work a few times and used the radio each day. If only it could do ssh over IR (you can't get to IR with any publicly available programming methods on the thing) and it had a torch the thing would be ideal.

    2. Re:Here we go again by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Imagine you are a system administrator. Won't it be nice to be able to ssh into your server the moment you get a warning? That way you could perhaps solve the problem faster, from where you are, without the need to actually go to your portable. Unless you a such a geek that you don't have any moment you walk around without a portable (and network access)

      Hmm... yes, yes, I can see it now:

      user@hostname$ 222 28*****827*****56*****633777 777724337777
      cat: /var/log/mesrages: No such file or directory
      user@hostname$ 3338822255099966688** ** **
    3. Re:Here we go again by asuffield · · Score: 1

      Imagine you are a system administrator. Won't it be nice to be able to ssh into your server the moment you get a warning?

      Not until the cellphones are convincingly secure. The current ones are laughably broken (attack vectors via bluetooth and sometimes even SMS for people to take over your phone and capture your ssh key). This is unlikely to happen while the firmware is proprietary crud, and the firmware won't stop being proprietary crud until the networks stop using it as a method for controlling you (mostly selling you their data products, but also games and music and stuff like that).

      Give me a phone with free software on it and then we'll talk. Until then, no way am I trusting any authentication keys to them. I think it will take a long time.

    4. Re:Here we go again by houghi · · Score: 1

      Not until the cellphones are convincingly secure.


      So you would want one if it were availbale.
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    5. Re:Here we go again by yet+another+fancy+ni · · Score: 1

      At least for my phone I don't see the comparison with linux - networking can't be shut down and allows "them" to track me while I'm using all the nice applications. But I'm not paronoid...

    6. Re:Here we go again by jwiegley · · Score: 1

      Sure... but do you really need to smell the server you SSH'd into? Do you really need to build a "relationship" with your phone in order to SSH?

      --
      I will never live for sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
  26. My Nokia "collection"... by dissolved · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... and the odd SPV phone, have become increasingly bad at actually making a call.

    My old Nokia 3330 was a lot faster to hang up a call and lock the keypad. I've waited 20 seconds with no apps running in the background on the 6680 for the thing to accept any input after ending a call.

    There is Salling Clicker though which kinda makes up for it - one of the best phone advancements I've used in a while (no-one mention 3G please).

  27. same old, same old by myspys · · Score: 1

    it's always the same, cram as much crap as possible into every phone

    i want a phone with:
    * good sound quality
    * sms capability
    * alarm
    * contacts
    * list of incoming and outgoing calls
    * a nice, clean and simple interface

    and yeah, good battery time as well

    and as a clip-on, or the deluxe-version, one could add/buy something that allows one to connect to the laptop to the net

    is that so hard to do?
    it SHOULD be cheap as f'ck to develop nowadays, just double the price and sell it to me and i'll thank you for a loooong time mr big company!

    1. Re:same old, same old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Matrix" Nokia - All of the above.
      Sendo M55 - All of the above
      HTC Wizard - All of the above

      Have you actually used a mobile phone, or do you just hate them?

  28. Um, by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Referring to future phone as if it reminds you of those 'paper clackers' you made as a kid when most of your audience probably doesn't have a clue what a 'paper clacker' is: -1 irrelevant.

    Idea of smelling your caller's environment: -1 obnoxious.

    Figuring out the difference between 'the winning design' and 'the winner of the competition when they are two different designs: priceless.

    It's not just /. that's gone in the handbasket.

    rick

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    1. Re:Um, by rehashed · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what the parent is waffling on about. I feel so stupid - please mod me down :(

    2. Re:Um, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is a paper clacker anyway?

  29. Design students on crack by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Bullshit, the phone of the future will look pretty much like the phone of today, the PDA all-screen look will become more popular as better and more tactile touchscreens are developed, there will be no other major design change.

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  30. I'll believe it when I see it by rehashed · · Score: 1

    Nokia have been releasing these godawful concepts for at least the last 6 years - none of them have yet seen the light of day. Possibly the closest was a nasty blue clamshell that motorola released circa 2001 - they never repeated that mistake...

  31. My (patented) design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  32. Oh come on by zerosix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People spend so much time trying to develop tech for phones they don't stop to see if they should do it and ask people what they want. Why the hell would anyone want to put a chess set on thier phone? I mean seriously! Any why do people have to keep cramming more and more crap into cell phones? When I upgraded my phone last time, they kept trying to cell(haha) me one with an MP3 player. Also, not one of those phones looked like something I would even want to use. Lets pack more and more shit into phones and up the already high price! One feature that I do like on phones is the web feature(actually a useful non-bloated feature.) Games, MP3 player, and the such is rediculace for a phone.

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  33. The important "Mouth to Ear" measurement by Solo-Malee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I once saw an interview with Prince Charles (about 5 years ago). He was congratulating two students on an award they received for a new design for a mobile phone. The conversation when like this...

    Prince Charles [While admiring the half brick sized phone in his hands] "Ahhem, it's really amazing how small you can make these things"..."but what's to stop you maing them even smaller?"
    Designer [While thinking what a dumb ass question that was]: "Well sir, the distance between your mouth and your ear"

    With hindsight, who's the smart one now...technnology moves ever forward, apparently there is nothing to stop things getting ever smaller except maybe cramming more and more functionaility into it, at which point, when does it stop being just a phone?

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    1. Re:The important "Mouth to Ear" measurement by Detritus · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a dumb question. When I use my current cell phone, the microphone is a good distance away from my mouth, due to the small size of the cell phone (101 mm). The microphone is on the bottom surface of the cell phone.

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  34. Star Trek Badgers by kieran · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suppose it's not good enough for the rest of the bus to be only be able to hear half the conversation.

  35. "F"s for them all. by GigG · · Score: 1

    And fire their teachers in the process. Not a one of those adds any functionality to the phone and most would a pain in the butt to use.

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  36. phones are only being held back by the carriers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Phones are being held back by the carriers from being the amazing convergence devices everybody wants. Carriers are so determined to make money via recurring monthly charges, that they're totally ignoring the traditional business model of selling people things they want. They could wipe out the PDA, music player, and GPS markets in an instant if they were weren't so short-sighted.

    I have a Sprint phone, the Samsung A900 Blade (aka the RAZR knockoff for Sprint). After you hack it, the sheer breadth of its capabilities are astounding. If you go to the right places on the web, you can download software onto it so you don't have to pay recurring monthly charges for software loaded on your phone. The beauty of the software is that you have both data and GPS capabilities integrated into one tiny device, enabling features that sound totally next generation when in fact they should be common place by now.

    With this software I can:
    *GPS with directions and full graphic maps on a small, but high resolution (QVGA display). On all other modern Sprint phones, the GPS provides real-time tracking, but Sprint/Samsung half-assed the firmware on this one and there is something wrong with it.
    *I can center on my current location, and bring up yellowpages of businesses nearby by name or category
    *I can get weather information that automatically syncs with where I am
    *I can lookup the web when I'm in a pinch on Opera Mini which scales the resolution with interpolation to somewhere in the neighborhood of half-VGA I'm guessing.
    *I can stream podcasts from the Internet
    *I can access any of the music, videos, and pictures on my computer, and stream live TV through my TV tuner at home onto my phone
    *Via the web I can access a dictionary, Vindigo, Consumer Reports and Zagat all through custom apps which make navigation easy (no typing for the most part)
    *I can play Gameboy Color quality games for when I'm really bored on the subway

    All of this in a phone with the same form factor as a RAZR. What people hate about conversion devices is their bulkiness and compromise. Apparently, if you're willing to give up easy input on your mobile device (and that describes 90% of the market I think) the possibility exists for creating a convergence device that harnesses synergies that no existing product captures (for example, the app I can launch that automatically displays stores near me sorted by categories and can automatically dial my phone).

    This device has several glaring faults however, that could easily be remedied if only the carriers were even trying to target this demographic:
    *No syncing of calendar, todo lists, notes with my PC. The phone has Bluetooth and native copies of all of these apps, this is truely inexplicable other than blatant disregard for trying to attack the PDA market.
    *Only 64 MB of RAM for storing MP3s. You could tape a nano to the back of this thing and it'd still be smaller than 90% of phones on the market. This literally totally storm the music player business, if you just sold phones with nano's taped to the back of them.
    *Bad battery life. This is the only actual compromise I think they made on this phone. I have to charge it daily, especially if I stream lots of media or data that day.
    *Crappy crappy crappy proprietary software and interface. This basically sums it all up. There are so many inexplicable oversights on this phone. It has a bright white LED on it, but there's no way to turn it on as a flashlight. It could have taken over the keychain light market, but there's another missed opportunity. This phone could take over the PDA, GPS, key chain light, mp3 player, and phone markets handily. The hardware on it is capable of being better than any of these individually (other than mp3 player, which it could be if they just added more memory chips and a scroll wheel). The carriers have simply chosen not to take over these markets, since if they can't charge a recurring monthly fee on value added services, they're simply not interested in making additional sales apparently.

    1. Re:phones are only being held back by the carriers by mliu · · Score: 1

      Mod up anonymous parent as informative, I have a friend who has the same phone and set his up similarly. It truly is amazing, I'd love to get one when my contract is up. Feels a bit like something out of science fiction how much better it is than everything else around.

      I'd also mention that this phone has a 1 megapixel camera on it as well. It doesn't take the greatest pictures, but considering it adds apparently next to nothing to the bulk of the phone (it really is thin), it's one more bullet to add to things it can do.

  37. Always new "concepts"... by Kenshin · · Score: 1

    Nokia just LOVES designing all kinds of concept phones.

    Why don't they put their money where their fucking mouth is and release some ACTUAL good phones? Or at least bring some of their nice european phones to North America.

    I'm a fan of Nokia, but what's been available here for the past few years has been absolutely shameful.

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    1. Re:Always new "concepts"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how many people in USA are going to spend money to buy a phone ? The market works in a different way here than in the other parts of the world. You can still buy these phones from other vendors.

  38. Re: They missed the obvious design by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    I was pretty sad to see these too. Hooray for More Rectangles to Fall Out Of Pockets. Let me at a Cell Watch. I'm already collecting other ones.

      I read a post dated a couple years ago that it's possible/exists in Asia because of better network technology, but "not yet possible in Western countries because we haven't yet figured out how to shrink it".

    Anyone else notice that you get one phone, which you have to take everywhere, and if you lose it, you're torched? Put it on a watch, where you'll have to crash into a building to get rid of it.

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  39. I just want to talk on the GD phone by karlandtanya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is that so freakin' hard?

    It seems to me that all the other "features" being added daily are not for the benefit of the owner of the phone. They're yet more things to charge the owner for using.

    Sell connectivity like a commodity.
    I don't want to see "no network" when I'm looking directly at a freakin' cell tower.
    I don't give a shit who owns the tower. Share your infrastructure.
    The same companies that sell the mobile comms already do this with their hard lines, so don't say it's not feasible.
    Somebody's already claiming to do this (verizon?). The rest of you idiots, take a lesson.

    Build a durable phone with a decent battery.
    It doesn't have to be so tiny or so cool I can wear it on my chest and slap it when I want to talk to the Enterprise.
    It just has to make and receive calls. That's it.
    Make it out of the stuff that Ma Bell used to make the rental phones out of. It'll never break.

    Once you figure out the basic infrastructure and handhelds required for TALKING ON THE FREAKING PHONE, you can worry about selling me extraneous bullshit that I don't want.

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    1. Re:I just want to talk on the GD phone by jwiegley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I second this! Why the hell does my phone need to support smell?? What type of insecure individual needs to build a relationship with their phone?

      I hated every one of these phones for several reason: Stupid technology (smell), Childish throwbacks (care-bears/pretty pony necklace), Stupid design premise (relationship/feelings with an inanimate object).

      Where is the damn phone design that includes: Long battery life, excellent reception, low-cost/high-bandwidth capabilities? Durable/Rugged? Good coverage? How about a screen not made of glass so it doesn't crack? How about a god damn belt clip that doesn't eject the phone over sewer grates or concrete floors?

      Seriously, exactly what "theory" do they believe they are teaching these design idiots? Hasn't any other techie had to work with these types of people before? I have and let me tell you... they're involvement doesn't help produce a product on time, on budget or with a valuable feature set. They're children with arrested development problems. They defend their style as being "creative" when it's really just the result of avoiding reality. Should you find yourself faced with one: Give them a cute, simple toy to play with, set them aside in a corner and ignore them until the product is done. Then ask them what colors it should ship in. (Slap them if their answer includes the word "Pantone")

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    2. Re:I just want to talk on the GD phone by Graabein · · Score: 1

      > handhelds required for TALKING ON THE FREAKING PHONE

      Guess what, the phones already do that and have done for ages. It Just Works(tm) pretty much all over the world, except in the US. Go shout at the your braindead network operators and let the rest of us, with more-or-less 100% cell coverage and functional roaming, enjoy the advanced phones.

      BTW, I live in Norway. There are 4.6 million people living here, about 1 million of them around Oslo and the rest pretty thinly spread out. Go look at a map of Norway and you'll appreciate the difficulty and cost of providing cell phone coverage in the 90s percentile here.

      Now go tear your cell network operator a new one.

      PS. My cell phone is a Nokia E61. Yes, it's got WLAN. And a QWERTY keyboard. An advanced email client. A proper web browser with a pointer cursor. An ssh client. A built-in SIP client for VoIP. 3G. And yes, it just works everywhere I go. DS.

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    3. Re:I just want to talk on the GD phone by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

      You're preachin' to the deacon, dude.

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    4. Re:I just want to talk on the GD phone by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. Adding all this half-assed shit onto my phone, that I don't ever use is just a waste. Why the hell do we need to have everything in one box? Especially when it ends up making everything suck.

      I wouldn't mind if my phone could play music. A dual use phone/mp3 player would be great. But it had better be a solid feature and I can put a decent amount of my own music on there while not costing me massive battery life. I suppose the same could be said of a camera. Doesn't need 10 megapixels but awful picture quality is just as silly.

      So long as my phone can seriously replace other devices while still performing as a phone, I don't think there's a problem. But I think everyone agrees that more features at reduced overall quality of the features definitely sucks.

  40. OK, against the mainstream... by ursabear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the designs are interesting. The idea behind a concept is to try to re-think things, or to improve things. Concept art and concept designs are all about stimulating ideas. Once in a while, a good idea comes along, and is actually implemented. Many things are assigned the round file of the past.

    Getting people to think about cell phones and their future is the intent of the design work - the intent is not necessarily to produce viable phones, just ideas.

    I think it is not easy to come up with refreshing and original ideas. It seems easy to criticize the ideas of others - but try to look at it from another angle: What would your design be?

  41. Ah, that's just the usual, then by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Some ideas are sorta like vampires are described, for example, by Terry Pratchett. You may think you've beheaded one, stuffed full of garlick, and dragged out into the sun, but a few years later someone drops a drop of blood in the right place and there you have the old vampire back again. Some bad ideas can be like that.

    And smell reproduction has been one of those bad ideas that just won't stay dead. It's been popping up again and again, as computer peripheral, phone peripheral, etc. Just when you think you've buried it at crossroads with a stake through its chest, and under a small tumulus of ridicule and "no, I _don't_ want to smell the environment in games, especially not with the mandatory sewers levels everyone has" posts... hardly a year goes by before it pops up somewhere else. Some dolt comes up with "I know! We'll make a smell plugin for IM and IRC!!!" Bury that too, watch a year or two go by, there it pops up again. "I know! Let's make a TV that can reproduce smell too!" Laugh that out of court too, bury it, watch some time go by... "I know! Let's make a mobile phone that transmits smells!!!"

    I'm already curious where it'll pop up next. Probably in MP3 players. Surely everyone will want to walk down the street with tubes up their nose. Plus, you'll have so much to look forward to when the bogus MP3 files on the net aren't just some white noise or "piracy is theft" reminder, but also come with a recording of someone's fart.

    At any rate, mark my words: we haven't heard the last of this stupidity.

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  42. These are a lot like concept cars by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    You always see pictures of concept cars that look totally impractical. This is the same thing except that it is phones. Or like when Intel had a bunch of "concept computer cases" to show that PCs could look as nice as an iMac (this was right after the original iMac came out). The computers looked completely ridiculous and none of them were ever actually made.

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  43. Mod parent +100 RighteousAssKick! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
    You said it! I've got me one of those tough little Motorola phones built to military specs. So far it has survived falling down the stairs, a stampede of bison, stopping a bullet (twice) and phone calls from my mother in law. Well, OK, none of those things happened (and I'm not married), but you get my point.

    I have freinds who always go on like "Oh, my phone has games".

    "When do you play them," asks I.

    "Oh, I never do," says they, "But it's cool."

    :-\

  44. Sweetheart? by kansei · · Score: 1

    ...are you calling from a fish market?

    1. Re:Sweetheart? by susano_otter · · Score: 1
      ...are you calling from a fish market?


      Nah, she just has it set to "vibrate".
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  45. Nokia design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, noone would expect a Finn to have taste for design, but Nokia phones are getting uglier by the day.
    Not only they're stuck with the suckiest OS in the whole world (Symbian) but the design and quality of the phone is that bad to not be even funny.
    I miss when Nokia was the manufacturer producing simple, super reliable and kick-arse radio quality terminals.

  46. I still haven't found what I'm looking for by Dasch · · Score: 1

    Until Apple delivers the iPhone, with the elegance and simplicity of the iPod, I don't think we'll see much progress of mobile phone user interfaces (physical and virtual).

  47. eenie by mdecarle · · Score: 1

    Can we agree to at least give these devices some body?

    I keep seeing tiny or card-thin devices pop up, but can we agree that you need to be able to get a good grip on them, as opposed to that damn thing disappearing in you hand?

  48. Heard of a Nokia Communicator? by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    This or even thison one of the following phones can do that kind of thing. SSH over EDGE, GPRS, or 802.11(9300i/9500) - even with the cameraless models. Full keyboard on those three and not terribly large, and looks like an older phone when folded. If you can live with the camera, go with the 9500 and a large media card, otherwise the 9300i is the best bet.

    The only real thing missing from these is the SIP client that Nokia has in testing for these phones that they cant seem to release. After that, you can have all the calls you want without a conventional endpoint as well as a remote client. Other than that they might not want the Series 80 to compete with the E series, there really doesnt seem to be much of a reason to hold it back. Even then, that reason doesnt hold terribly well.

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  49. You missed it...they're gone already by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    They had just such devices a few years ago. Simple interface - 12 buttons: 10 numbers, call and hang-up. An easy interface - dial, send, talk.

    Oh sure, they could do other things (most had some form of redial, and rudumentary calendars and contact lists), but that's sort of like using your iPod as an organizer or PIM - it can be done, but it's really not made for it.

    No, I'm afraid the days of a clean, simple interface are gone.

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  50. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Couldn't have put it better myself. Why is everyone so insistent on slamming these designs. Even if none of these phones are terribly practical, it's the ideas behind them that count. Some may be crap, some are interesting, but at least they're trying to explore new grounds.


    Just goes to show that /. is full of super-cerebral nerds, who are not as open-minded as they pretend to be.

  51. crazy cell phones by sciencecneisc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    more important is Apple. there's the RAZR iTunes phone but what about Apple? MacRumors.com has a page 2 link about a patent that Apple may have issued on an iPod video/iChat AV/cell phone. how will it get battery life? the batteries will shape the device.

  52. Pfft... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    The real future of mobile phones can be found here and here.

    I think this one actually has more features than my HTPC... http://www.vodafone.jp/english/products/model_3G/v 905sh/index.html

  53. Solutions looking for problems by Foerstner · · Score: 1

    I'm all for abandoning convention and coming up with an original approach. But that's not what I see here.

    I see a bunch of people in a hazy room taking hits off a joint and saying, "Dude...what if we made it with...beads?

    These are solutions looking for problems. Mobile phones are real devices that people have real problems with. Bad reception, poor screen readability, slow response time, small buttons, poor durability. But I see nothing here that addresses those issues.

    "...no, no, no, man...it really needs to take over your awareness, man. Like smell. Smell with your phone, man....just smell with your phone."

    No piece of technology is so frustrating to me as my mobile phone. I agree, this is a product that needs to be entirely rethought. Perhaps then we would have a device that actually lives up to the promises it makes: Communicate clearly with anyone, from anywhere.

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  54. solid weight by zogger · · Score: 1

    you mean like an actual cell phone that was large enough to have a viewable screen with older eyes and buttons that normal fingers fit, and the solid hefty weight came from internal/replaceable d-cell batteries that would last, instead of some tiny propietary battery that the replacement costs more than a new phone???

    I'll take one...as for "convergence" if it had a pushbutton to turn on the *bright* LED flashlight part that would be about it for add-on doo dads I would prefer.

  55. Moto MING A1200 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's bad ass AND it runs Linux.

  56. OT: You would be quite interested in my movie by Quizo69 · · Score: 1

    Great quote! It's an interesting viewpoint that is going to really come to the fore when robotics is able to create a convincing human facsimile...

    Check out my film trailer of "Eve" for a possible future scenario to do with just this concept.