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Laptop Explodes at Japanese Conference

An anonymous reader writes "A laptop reported to be a Dell burst into flame and was caught on camera during a recent Japanese conference. Guess this laptop could be a poster child to prove that laptops really can cause sterility if they are on your lap."

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  1. When will those idiots at Dell learn? by PSXer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't put batteries in laptops! They can explode!

    1. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by ronanbear · · Score: 4, Insightful
      More importantly, when will the idiots who buy Dell (I have two) take recalls on AC adaptors and batteries seriously?

      When you've seen a photo like that you're gonna pay a lot more attention to a product recall.

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    2. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by PFI_Optix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just a quick point:

      There's a reason all the big OEMs stopped calling them laptops. They really don't intend fo you to put it in your lap. I used to work for notebook support for a company, we actually had some people get burned by the more powerful notebooks because they had them in their laps for too long. It's even in the documentation that they can get too hot to be comfortably used in the lap.

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    3. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In both pictures, you can see an open carafe of water (on the left).

      Maybe it ties into the explosion/fire.

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    4. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by jdray · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not just Dell. A friend of mine bought his son a tricked-out HP laptop last week as a graduation present. The brick (external PS) was making a gurgling sound the whole time it was plugged in. He took the whole kit back and bought a Toshiba, which seems to be performing better.

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    5. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I responded to the Dell AC recall with their official website form. Two units. Never heard from them again.

      That made me certain that Dell incompetence would make my bricks explode.

      I replaced them at my own expense. And considered sneaking into a Dell office and swapping mine in for theirs.

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    6. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It must have been running Windows XPlode

    7. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by b0wl0fud0n · · Score: 5, Funny

      At least Dell can promote their laptops as being "blazingly fast".

    8. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by adamlazz · · Score: 5, Funny

      BURN IN DELL!

    9. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's why I went to a local electronics junk/surplus store and got a large aluminum plate with fins (a heatsink off of something huge) about the size of the base of my laptop, and place it between my lap and my laptop. It's relatively thin aluminum, so it's not too heavy, and it keeps my nuts from roasting.

    10. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by dawnzer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Agreed. My boyfriend's notebook gets so hot, that he puts it on a pillow if he wants to use it sitting in the recliner. I finally bought him a "chill pad" from Target that plugs into a USB port to power a couple of fans that draw the heat away. He loves it. =)

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    11. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny
      "y office had about 30 adapters affected and I responded and got all 30 within about 2 weeks."

      I would venture to guess that Dell gives higher priority to their business customers over the general consumers....

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    12. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      When you've seen a photo like that you're gonna pay a lot more attention to a product recall.

      I work for Dell, my job is to decide whether to recall. Everywhere I go I apply the formula.

      It's simple arithmetic. If a new laptop built by Dell is sitting on someone's lap, and it bursts into flames, sterilising and disfiguring the user, does Dell initiate a recall?

      You take the population of laptops in the field (A) and multiply it by the probable rate of failure (B), then multiply the result by the average cost of an out-of-court settlement (C).

      A times B times C equals X. That is what it will cost if we don't initiate a recall.

      If X is greater than the cost of a recall, we recall the laptops and no-one gets hurt.

      If X is less than the cost of a recall, then we don't recall.

      Everywhere I go, there's the burned-up wadded-shell of a laptop waiting for me. I know where all the fried testicles are. Consider this my job security.
    13. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by bughunter · · Score: 5, Funny
      The brick (external PS) was making a gurgling sound the whole time it was plugged in.

      That's normal for Zerg technology.

      /more overlords

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    14. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by DJStealth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One story like this costs the company a LOT more than the cost of a settlement or the cost of replacement of 1000 units.

      The questions I have are.. Has this story been verified and not staged? Maybe it was just someone who hates dell? What news conference did this happen at? Why's it so difficult to get a model #, or get another closer shot after the fire was put out?

    15. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by laughing+rabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I actually appears to be scorch marks. It also looks as if the force of the explosion moved the laptop away from the edge of the table. The table cloth seems to have some drawing and puckering where it drapes over the table edge. The pattern of discoloration in front of where the laptop is sitting is more scorch like than liquid spill.

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    16. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by Traiklin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      you forgot about (D) Possible backlash and bad PR from not issuing a recall.

      Sure 10 people get hurt by the computer and you settle out of court with 9 of them, the 10th one doesn't want money they want to know why it failed.

      It trickles along untill the media needs a story cause it's a slow news day, they find it and blow it out of perportion, suddenly you have 50 other people showing up claiming they got hurt by your computer (even though they never owned one or they own a different company's but hey, that's technicalitys), you get a big class action lawsuit against you now. Suddenly those little settlements become one big settlement for everyone who has your computer.

      Then you have to get someone to do the corral the negative PR that is happening against your company, so you only had 10 reported cases of a machine blowing up, one just wanted to know why it wasn't thought of somewheres before hitting retail and 59 (not doing actual numbers because it would be in the thousands, cause where there is money to be made by doing nothing, people will show up and want a peice of that pie) others want money from your company and you are now out of a job.

      Sure this is just one computer but now the questions will slowly start happening,

      First step: Deny Deny Deny, Your company did nothing wrong.
      Second Step: Claim it was the users fault, They weren't using the proper power supply/battery for the notebook, it's not the companies fault.
      Third Step: Claim it's a small problem, Your company is presented with proof it was their fault it happened so now it's time to claim that it's a small isolated problem and out of the millions you have sold worldwide there is only the one.
      Fourth step: People see the chance to make money, Now you have people coming out claiming it happened to them and naturally they have no proof cause they got rid of the notebook since it "Blew up and no longer worked!" and then a lawyer sees a chance to make a name for him/herself and make some nice change from it. Time to issue a recall on all of them regardless.

      Atleast that's how it works in the USA, not sure if other people are quick to think "10 problems around the world = EVERYTHING done by this company is flawed so I should get paid for not even being a part of it!".

    17. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by ThirdOfThree · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It wasn't very apparent, but this was paraphrased from Fight Club, the film. It's not real, unless Tyler Durden is your God.

    18. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      In both pictures you can also see a man in a tuxedo with a magical air about him.

      Maybe it ties into the explosion/fire

    19. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by baggins2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great, excellent source of shrapnel

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    20. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by dawnzer · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is made by Targus. They make a lot of notebook accessories.

      http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000AKA8Y/104-16 03678-2242319?v=glance&n=172282

      Oh... and the boyfriend says to use a FIRM pillow to prevent blocking the chillpad vents in the back (he still uses a pillow sometimes to prop it up. ;)

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    21. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Informative

      Never, ever put something with VENTS and FANS on pillows or carpeting or anything else that will clog the air flow. Check the bottom of your laptop, I'm betting it has some vents there to suck cool air over some heat sinks.

        My wife was the worst about this. I finally brought her a thick magazine (Glamour or some crap) every time she used it. Eventually she had a fat magazine everywhere she went to use it, and stuck it under the laptop so the thing didn't spontaneously combust.

        They really should eradicate the term 'laptop'. First of all I haven't used too many notebook/portable computers that sit comfortably on my lap. Second, it's extremely bad posture. Third, these days computers just get way too hot. One of my clients bought a 15" MacBook Pro and I swear you can cook eggs on the left side of the thing near the speaker, and that's on the TOP of the unit where you rest your palms.

    22. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by gweihir · · Score: 4, Informative

      I hope nobody tried to extinguish a chemical fire in an electrical device with water.

      Actually I would expect this being a Lithium-Air fire. Nothing electrical in it, except for the activation energy. The explosions would have been the other cells rupturing.

      This type of fire cannot be extinguished in practice. You put sand or maybe foam on it if you need to protect what is around it and let it burn out.

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    23. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know this is sort of OT, but until recently, I thought a zerg rush was a term from bukkake. =)

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    24. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, shaped charge batteries suck.

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    25. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by Suidae · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A bad photoshop job posted under a huge headline that says 'The Inquirer' and a link below to 'Flame Author' and you want to know if it's been verified?

    26. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by saskboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      LG fridges have had a nasty habit of going up in flames in Canada. It took many months for them to issue a recall, the first of which didn't mention the word FIRE. They issued another later stating they cause fires from being plugged in.

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    27. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by st1d · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>>"a 15,000btu unit..."

      Hmmm, sounds like a rare case of truth in advertisement to me. :p

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    28. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? by Basehart · · Score: 2, Funny

      ".........Finally, last december, a metal tab connecting the screen to the chassis broke. Again, next day, service technician at my house with a replacement. Always friendly, always competent........"

      OK Michael, we get the idea!

  2. Thinkpad users safe... by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    laptops really can cause sterility if they are on your lap

    I've built balls of steel lugging that thing around. Not even an exploding Sunblade100 could sterilize my boys.

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    1. Re:Thinkpad users safe... by jcgf · · Score: 5, Funny
      Not even an exploding Sunblade100 could sterilize my boys.

      Why would you have a sunblade100 on your lap?

  3. it was probably... by aleksiel · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... hackers

  4. artificial intelligence? by MrSquirrel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps this is a sign that computers (through the mega-computing power of the internet) have become self-aware. This is just the start to their war against the fleshlings... I mean, what better way to take out your opponent than to get him to put you in his lap, then you detonate yourself -- even if you don't destroy him, you take out his ability to reproduce. Fear the machines!

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    1. Re:artificial intelligence? by aquabat · · Score: 5, Funny

      More likely that it suddenly realized that it was a Dell and committed siucide.

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    2. Re:artificial intelligence? by PFI_Optix · · Score: 3, Funny

      I for one--

      *shoots self before finishing cliched slashdot meme for the thousandth time*

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    3. Re:artificial intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe it was the last act of heroism like this laptop.

    4. Re:artificial intelligence? by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny
      "...just the start to their war against the fleshlings... I mean, what better way to take out your opponent than to get him to put you in his lap, then you detonate yourself..."

      So, this was a muslim laptop?

      :-)

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    5. Re:artificial intelligence? by mcmonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      That wasn't suicide, it was "a good PR move."

  5. Sage words of advice by HardCase · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article:

    Should you witness such an event, his advice is, "Don't try anything courageous/stupid, stay away, away, away!"

    But take pictures first!

    -h-

    1. Re:Sage words of advice by Ignignot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Call me stupid/courageous, but I would go back in and try to save as many of my MP3's as possible! Think of the porn that could be lost!

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    2. Re:Sage words of advice by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Funny

      So are you only turned on by pr0n soundtracks?

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  6. Dude U got NO BALLS by mfh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good thing this wasn't on the guy's lap.

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    1. Re:Dude U got NO BALLS by denis-The-menace · · Score: 5, Funny

      The appropriate joke should be:
      Dude, Where's my balls?

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  7. Feeling hot, hot, hot... by EnderGT · · Score: 5, Informative
    While it's never caught fire, my Latitude D600 can get quite hot after several hours of World of Warcraft/Call of Duty/etc.

    The hard drive is right under the left palm-rest area, and it has quite literally burned my hand several times. It's not suprising to me to see one on fire.

    1. Re:Feeling hot, hot, hot... by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You think the D600 get's hot?

      When the D600 battery goes defective they can get insane hot to melt the case plastic a bit when left on the charger.

      Of the fleet of D600's we have here (190 laptops) I have replaced about 50% of the batteries and of them 25% damaged the laptop case. (laptops were rolled out last year this time.)

      I'm betting the laptop in the photos is a D600 with a bad battery that was left on the charger for a long time causing it to fail dramatically.

      My D800 and D400 both get insane hot but the D600 is the only one that scares me.

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    2. Re:Feeling hot, hot, hot... by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hared drive failures are related to battery failures. if you let the system sit on the desk for a 4 -8 hour period running and your battery is defective it will heat up making the hard drive hotter than normal which causes drive failure.

      WE had to replace every drive in the laptops we had dead batteries in.

      Also some of the wifi cards they sent in the D600 became defective after 6 months. they would intermittently lose connection with accesspoints to the level that installing netstumbler on the machine you could see lots of vertical bands of loss of signal for an accesspoint while a good unit nest to it shows solid strength.

      Personally I have been trying to get the company to go away from dell for the next round due to the nasty problems but they like the 3+ years extended service agreement.

      Dell compensates for crappy hardware with warrenties.

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    3. Re:Feeling hot, hot, hot... by NoTouchie · · Score: 2, Informative
      This topic hits home or should I say hits work, as we actually had a similar incident happen with someone's laptop. It has nothing to do with water or food spilling...it's the battery overheating and going out with a 'bang', so to speak. The following link gives a summary of which Dell products may have this problem:

      http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml06/06056. html

      For those who don't want to RTFA (it's pretty dry, but has some pictures). Dell products impacted consist of:

      • Latitude(TM) D410, D505, D510, D600, D610, D800, D810;
      • Inspiron(TM) 510M, 600M, 6000, 8600, 9200, 9300, XPS Gen 2;
      • Dell Precision(TM) M20 and M70 mobile workstations
      • Any of above: Purchased around: October 5, 2004 through October 13, 2005 and Made in China/Japan

      Check if your battery is affected: https://www.dellbatteryprogram.com/Default.aspx

  8. Weird by linvir · · Score: 3, Funny

    Having just looked at pictures of an exploding laptop, and been warned to "avoid actually using a laptop on your lap", here I am happily typing away with my laptop sat in my lap as ever (with the usual book underneath to keep the CPU from burning out).

    But then mine is a fairly old thinkpad that runs quite cool, usually ~45 degrees. The one that exploded looks more modern (it is a Dell, after all).

    There, nicely rationalised away so as I can get back to my life

  9. Nursery rhyme come true. by scrabbleguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Liar liar, pants on fire."

  10. can't wait by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't wait till we get hydrogen fuel cells in our laptops!

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  11. My head's gonna explode like that! by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's on the Inquirer, but they have a picture. Who do I believe, my eyes or my head?

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    1. Re:My head's gonna explode like that! by Yonzie · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's on the Inquirer, but they have a picture. Who do I believe, my eyes or my head?
      The Inquirer may be a tabloid and print a bunch of rumors but the vast majority of the news stories they write is fact or comes true in the end.
      Why fake pictures of a burning laptop that isn't even identifiable? If it was really a case of photochopping, they could at least have made the Dell (or whatever) logos prominent.
  12. Actually... by DaSenator · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the Dell, being the subject of a long standing flame war, finally succumbed to the last battle of its painfully long life.

    (It'd be ironic if somehow I got modded down with a "Flamebait")

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  13. Yay, sterility! by NineNine · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guess this laptop could be a poster child to prove that laptops really can cause sterility if they are on your lap

    Am I the only person out there who thinks that sterility is a good thing? I can buy thousands of high end laptops for what one kid costs.

  14. If I were a Dell laptop... by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I'd kill myself too.

  15. At a Japanese conference? by IAstudent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought someome told Kusanagi to stop diving into random portables.

  16. Imagine.. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..an exploding beowulf cluster of these things!

  17. Temperature issues by ThinkingInBinary · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Perhaps this will convince manufacturers to start thinking about the temperatures that their computers run at. Sure, they make sure that the processor and hard drive run below their rated maximum temperatures, but in a practical sense, they've been letting computers run too hot. My Asus M2400Ne runs pretty cool most of the time, but the hard drive and AC adapter (both the power brick and the plug) can get so hot that they burn you a little if you hold them for a few seconds. This is ridiculous. You can't build a product that reaches insane temperatures, and then stick a little label that says "Do not use with less than 3 feet of space next to eachvent" on it! Let's see some better cooling. Personally, I think a laptop with one big (4 to 6 inches), slowly rotating fan in the middle of the bottom, plus exhaust vents on the sides and back, would actually look nice, keep the laptop much cooler (no more "hot spots" on the keyboard), and run quietly. (You'd need rubber feet to hold it up enough, but most bottom vents need them.) This would probably also help with blocked vents, since it's much harder to block a huge circle-shaped vent in the middle of the case than a small square vent near the side, where the laptop is likely to rest on your leg.

    1. Re:Temperature issues by MindStalker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let's see some better cooling. Personally, I think a laptop with one big (4 to 6 inches), slowly rotating fan in the middle of the bottom, plus exhaust vents on the sides and back, would actually look nice, keep the laptop much cooler (no more "hot spots" on the keyboard), and run quietly.

      Or just underclock it, most people don't want or need that much horsepower on the road. They should have a human adjustable clock (instead of the tech adjustable multiplier etc) so that the average user can keep their laptop cool. Then if they need to run heavy stuff, they can crank it up and take it off their lap.

    2. Re:Temperature issues by carlosponti · · Score: 3, Interesting

      the laptop probably had a li-polymer battery which i know for a fact will explode and catch fire if too hot or if improperly charged. I fly RC airplanes and the electric planes are coming with li-polymer and if you charge them wrong or apply too much heat they will explode and catch fire.

    3. Re:Temperature issues by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Informative

      That exists already on any reasonably modern mobile CPU (e.g. SpeedStep). Just go into the power management settings and select "max battery life" instead of "max performance" or whatever.

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    4. Re:Temperature issues by treads_water · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It's not the temperature of the CPU that I think is the issue. It's the amount of energy stored in the battery. A Lithium Ion battery has an energy density that is less than an order of magnitude from that of TNT!


      So, if your battery weighs two pounds, you have the potential energy of roughly a third pound of TNT -- more than enough to cause some serious damage.

      I for one don't want to be killed by keyboard shrapnel!

    5. Re:Temperature issues by ThinkingInBinary · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It helps to have any CPU other than a Pentium 4.

      I have a Pentium M. The second Google result for "Asus M2400Ne" shows this. I would never buy a Pentium 4 laptop, for the same reason that I'm not buying a Conroe laptop, even if Merom comes out later. They are too hot, and are really absurd. (From what I've heard, they run at something like 50% CPU speed when unplugged, get ridiculously low battery life, circa 1-2 hours, and are full of fans and fan noise. I'm not saying any of this is true--it's just what I've heard.)

    6. Re:Temperature issues by 6ULDV8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So if you see a fat suicide bomber holding a box of Twinkies, you should really worry?

      I've had primary lithium cells "vent" (I called it an explosion, but the manufacturer disagreed), I even have photos of the aftermath. It's a very rapid process and creates enough compression to disassemble things much like a genuine explosive device. The batteries themselves as well as the container become flaming projectiles in cases like mine. I have burnt carpet to prove it. This "venting" can even take place hours AFTER the batteries are depleted. My battery failure had a mass of less than an ounce (1 3V 123A Ultralast cell manufactured by North American Battery Company) and it destroyed a flashlight and lit my carpet on fire.

      Admittedly, I didn't have my chronograph running quickly enough to determine if it happened within a tenth of a millisecond, but it was lickity split(TM) and very, very LOUD. So while it may not pack the same punch as TNT, I'd still prefer it not impact my more delicate parts.

      Manufacturers of devices dependant upon lithium batteries are well versed in the dangers of using poorly designed batteries and will readily communicate preferred brands as well as caution against others. You should probably believe them.

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  18. Laptops can't... by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mow your lawn
    Make your lunch
    Give you a hug
    Smile
    Hold your hand
    Carry your bag
    Laugh
    Get sick
    Cry
    Call you at work
    Run into you

    No matter how many laptops you buy, you won't be able to share your life, your lessons, your beliefs, or your ideas with a laptop. Though if you get sterilized, at least you can adopt a kid.

    1. Re:Laptops can't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      wreck your car
      steal your money
      kill you in your sleep and run off with your daughter
      go crazy in high school and shoot a lot of people
      get pregnant
      get someone pregnant

      I for one would be happy to see more people sterilized, but voluntarily and not by exploding laptops.

    2. Re:Laptops can't... by LinuxHam · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No matter how many laptops you buy, you won't be able to share your life, your lessons, your beliefs, or your ideas with a laptop.

      You obviously don't run an ALICE bot :) Its the closest thing to producing a digital "mini me", created after your own image. Learning from your lessons. Following your beliefs. Remembering your ideas forever.

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  19. This is a common occurence by Psykechan · · Score: 5, Informative
    I was going to make a joke linking this story and a recent story about an iBook catching fire (on video as well) with Dell now listing Apple Mac OS X as a choice on their driver download page. This is serious though.

    People, do not use your laptop on carpet or in situations where it may not get ample ventilation. It can burst into flames and harm people or property... well definitely the laptop at least. Read your manuals and follow the disclaimers.

    Warning: Do not place your iBook G4 on a pillow or other soft material when it is on,
    as the material may block the airflow vents, in particular the rear vents, and cause the
    computer to overheat. -Apple iBook manual (Page 70)

  20. The Fresh Maker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Rule 1: Do not put Mentos in laptop.

  21. Re: Linux On Fire? by Mindragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone know if the screen displayed "LP On Fire?"

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  22. Just curious... by foo52 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does Dell cover explosions in their warrenty?

  23. Second picture by LordSnooty · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like the way that in the second picture, the laptop is still burning, yet just in the shot you can see some geek typing on another laptop, just a couple of feet away. Not even a fire can stop a geek from bashing out some code! Or maybe he's on IRC: "d00dz, a laptop just caught fire in front of me!!! Freaky!! Its still burnin..."

    1. Re:Second picture by joranbelar · · Score: 4, Funny

      [17:53] <ConferenceGeek> afk, exploding laptop

  24. Let me guess by bigattichouse · · Score: 4, Funny

    Was that laptop was web server host to the previous slashdot story?

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  25. Re:On a plane by codemaster2b · · Score: 2, Informative

    They would notice because the automated fire / smoke detection systems would notify them.

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  26. Re:RELIABLE SOURCE MY @$$!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dude, this is not the National Enquirer. This is a British technology webiste.

  27. Re:I wonder... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder what the US Marshall onboard would do?

    First, he would carefully return his pristine copy of American Rifleman to its snug sealed fold within his kevlar jacket, then reach into his jacket holster and withdraw his standard issue SIG-Sauer P228. Then, in one brisk motion, he would adjust his stetson/baseball cap, stand out of his seat, face the explosion and flick back his jacket revealing; one flawlessly polished United States Marshals Service badge, one flawlessly polished State of Texas belt buckle(large), one flawlessly polished non standard issue Smith and Western Model 500 holstered to right of belt buckle.

    He would then proceed to unload all fifteen rounds of the P228 into the laptop and its owner, causing further combustions of the laptop, and naturally killing the misfortuate passenger come terrorist, who only moments before would have been enjoying a quiet morning flight while reading left wing Californian blogs over the inflight coffee. A number of the bullets would obviously rupture the aircrafts fragile hull, and as a result of the altitude, the entire plane would begin to depressurise and disintegrate.

    As the wind howls about him and as passengers begin to be sucked out of the plane still vainly clutching at their chairs, the marshal would leap forward, land a solid punch on the jaw of the laptop owner's corpse, and, just before the chair that now contained them both was torn away by the wind, the marshal would reach for his handcuffs, and neatly clamp one end about the corpses wrist, and one about his own.

    As the gale finally takes the pair, the remaining doomed passengers will just faintly make out the brave hero's final words, carried by chance on swirling eddies:

    United States Marshalls!!!! Freeze!!!

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  28. Battery explosion... by dpaton.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Very obviously a LiIon/LiPoly/LiEtc battery explosion. They go off like small bombs when abused to an extreme (short circuit, overcharge). My guess is that something went terribly wrong with the charge controller, and fried the pack. The phenomenon isn't news, just that some other failure caused it. It's unfortunate that it happened, but it's a good lesson about why extra care is needed with volatile technologies. As a EE, I can say with authority that it's easy to design a very safe battery management system. It's when production cost reduction folks get involved and cut corners that things often go wrong, or when someone thinks they can optimize something without a full understanding

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    1. Re:Battery explosion... by NotQuiteInsane · · Score: 5, Informative
      Must have been a pretty catastrophic failure. There are usually at least three levels of protection on any lithium-ion battery:
      • PTC cutoff switch - there's an overtemperature cutoff switch inside each Li-ion cell. If the cell gets too hot, the resettable cutoff switch disconnects the battery from the others. If it gets really, REALLY hot, then that cutoff becomes permanent. This is a last resort protection device, and should NOT be relied on to work. It's there to try and limit damage if everything else fails.
      • Protection circuit - monitors state-of-charge, voltage, temperature and input/output current of the battery. If the battery voltage is too low or too high, or if you try to overcharge or over discharge the pack, the circuit disconnects the battery pack from everything else until the voltage, etc. returns to its normal 'safe' range. If you REALLY piss off the protection circuit, it will literally blow a fuse - most packs are fitted with an "SC-Protector", which is basically a fuse that can be blown by an electrical signal (a "self destruct input" if you will). Not only do you get the overcurrent characteristics of a fuse, you also get to blow it if something bad happens. SC-Protectors are not readily available in quantities less than a thousand or so, so once it's blown your battery pack becomes a brick.
      • Charge controller - the charging circuit should continuously monitor its output, and shut down if it goes out of range. Not all of them do...

      The problem with Li-ion (and to a greater degree, Lithium Polymer) cells is that they're so sensitive - charge them over 4.2V or discharge them below 3.2V and the cell will be damaged. Abuse it a lot and it will blow up. To get that to happen in a properly designed circuit, you'd need a chain of failures:

      • First, the protection circuit would have to fail in some way that would prevent it from protecting the battery pack. A shorted switching transistor (usually a MOSFET) and a dead SC-Protector drive transistor would do that nicely. The protection IC can see something's really, really wrong, but it won't be able to do anything about it. Bear in mind the switching transistor has to handle the power of charging and discharging - it takes quite a beating. Shorted MOSFETs really aren't that rare.
      • Next you'd have to have a failure in the charge circuit that causes the battery to be overcharged. For the sake of argument, let's say the charge IC has latched up. It no longer regulates its output voltage properly and - again, for the sake of argument - we'll say that there's 5V over each cell instead of 4.2V.
      • Now that fault condition has to exist for long enough that the cell electrolyte will break down (usually into hydrogen and other miscellaneous nasties). When that happens, the safety vent will fire and the battery ejects a hot stream of gas.
      • Now the final act. A little spark (say, from the PTC switch) and that hydrogen catches fire. That flame heats up another cell to the point where the vent fires, and you have a second cell joining in the explosive fun. In a few seconds, that cell will set fire to another, and the process will keep on repeating until the cells burn each other out, and the fire runs out of fuel.

      The big problem with Li-ions is that they're inherently unstable. The nickel-based batteries tend to be much more forgiving of abuse. They usually don't blow up unless you really, really abuse them. You might damage them and reduce their capacity a bit, but you usually won't be able to make them explode or spontaneously combust without some serious work. They do have a lower energy density and terminal voltage than Li-ion and Li-Polymer, though, which might partially explain why they're more stable.

    2. Re:Battery explosion... by dpaton.net · · Score: 2, Informative

      Specifically, LiPoly packs explode in a shower of burning electrolyte propelled by gas (O2). This is a pretty well known phenomenon among the model airplane and helicopter guys that fly the little electric 'park flyers'. Overcharge a pack by even 200mV, and they start to heat exponentially. Keep going, and kabang, no spark needed (see overcharge explosion videos here or here.). Something as innocuous as a bad aftermarket charger (with the charger and pack management in 'fast charge' mode) or a partially failed onboard charge controller (seen plenty of those...due to bad chargers no less) can do that, if the charger ignores the charge meter data coming back from the computer for too long, and the local controller in the computer is designed to use a smarter or higher quality external supply (I've seen it happen before). The thing I've seen that distrubs me the most is the increasing use of LiPoly cells in packs that only contain a thermistor and a series PTC resistor for temperature monitoring and protection (like the old NiMh packs), relying on external circuitry to manage current and voltage protection. All it takes is a paperclip to turn one of those into a hazardous device. And for the record, most LiPoly cells use LiCoO2 or LiMn2O4 chemistry, without the OH-s we all loved from the NiMH and NiCd days (aka, no hydrogen, only oxygen, which is still very explosive in it's gaseous form)

      I dearly love the power desnity of Li-XX batteries, but damn, be careful with them. They're nasty when you cross them.

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  29. whoa, some hot downloads there, d00d! by swschrad · · Score: 2, Funny

    caption that picture "revenge of the RIAA."

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  30. Warning! by Cleon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Caution - laptop may run a little warm. ;)

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  31. y2k? by bryan_is_a_kfo · · Score: 3, Funny

    isn't this what y2k was supposed to be like?

  32. Re:How? by Scarletdown · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anybody know how it exploded?

    Like this...

    BOOM!!!!!!!!

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  33. Obligatory All your base reference by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb".

    Ta-da! :) *Bows* Thank you, thank you.

  34. Typical Dell. by delire · · Score: 4, Funny


    How is it possible that even images of their own device on fire could look so boring. They're so devoid of composition, of sensitivity.

    In this other example, the victim has taken time to place the burning device against a backdrop of roughly hewn rock, and has done so at a time of day deserving of the generous tones cast by the flames as they lash, even swagger about the white plastic..

    Dell, here this: even in death, one should look positively gorgeous.

  35. Hey, I know what model Dell that is! Ohhh..crap... by usmckozmo · · Score: 2, Informative

    This seems to be a old modle Dell X200. I'm thrilled, cus' guess what im typing on right now?! Ohh well, I need a new comp anyway. http://notebook.cz/__/,aktuality,predstaveni,2002, dell_x200.html (I love how yahoo though I could read Czech)

  36. Obligatory "Dude..." Comment by zettabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since no one has said it,

    "Dude, you're getting a skin graft!"

    /

  37. Re:I wonder... by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Informative

    A number of the bullets would obviously rupture the aircrafts fragile hull, and as a result of the altitude, the entire plane would begin to depressurise and disintegrate.

    no it wont. popping several holes in a pressurized plane even a window will not destroy or even cause major damage to a plane.

    Anyone into avionics and avaiation knows this as well as mythbusters also proved it. the only way they did any major damage was lots of primercord and shaped explosive charges.

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  38. Fire Precaution by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is why I had a sprinkler system installed in my PC. Safety first!

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  39. Not batteries by a_pseudonym · · Score: 3, Informative

    Note the bright white flash, and light colored smoke. That is not a battery fire (don't ask how I know) The metal is magnesium http://www.hydro.com/en/about/history/1946_1977/19 50.html International challenges Despite Hydro's leading role in developing magnesium technology, the company decided in 2002 to close its production plant at Porsgrunn and instead concentrate on further developments of its facility in Becancour, Canada, built in the early 1990s. It also established access to metal in China. http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/chem03/chem0 3547.htm www.cabrillo.edu/~rroland//CHEM1A/JoshLabManual/11 -HeatofCombustion(Magnesium).doc Bet it was nearly this model: http://laptopmag.com/Review/Dell-Latitude-D620.htm Magnesium, a silvery white metal of atomic weight 24.32, ignites at 632C and burns at 1982C, with magnesium oxide (MgO) as its combustion product. In an exothermic reaction, metallic magnesium can ignite to produce magnesium dihydroxide (ie, Mg(OH)2) and hydrogen. Magnesium is used in either powdered or solid form as an incendiary agent for both illumination and antipersonnel purposes. Various alloys of magnesium (eg, aluminum/zinc/magnesium alloy found in US M126 round) are mechanically sturdier but also can be ignited easily. Thermite is a mixture of powdered or granular aluminum and powdered iron oxide. When combined with other substances, such as binders, the material is termed a "thermate." All such materials react vigorously when heated to the combustion temperature of aluminum. This reaction produces aluminum oxide, elemental iron, and sufficient heat to melt the iron. The reaction temperature is approximately 2200C.

  40. Apparently... by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...this happens more often than Dell admits.

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  41. Why the Dell hate? by retro128 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Man, there's a lot of hate in here for Dell. Just curious, why? My GF and boss both have a Dell 700m and I've got to say those things are solid. Small, light, battery life of 3+ hours. Light years better than Vaios, IMHO. I've experienced few problems with their desktop systems as well.

    As far as the exploding laptop, is it really the manufacturer's fault? This question would apply regardless of who it is. It would seem to me that if it were a manufacturing defect in the laptop, say in the charging circuitry, those models would be exploding left and right. It was very likely that the battery pack on that thing was made by a third party and sold for half the price of an OEM pack.

    That's not to say that OEM battery packs can't blow up. The battery cells are procured from outside manufacturers. Of course, laptop manufacturers will (hopefully) only buy batteries made by reputable firms, but right now there's big business in counterfeit batteries over in China. I remember awhile back Kyocera had phones coming with counterfeit batteries that were exploding in peoples' pockets and hands, inflicting some serious injuries. The thing is, don't just eye Dells with suspicison - I imagine it's possible for any manufacturer to get a bad batch of batteries if they're not careful, but I imagine that's rare and they are, indeed, careful. Big laptop manufacturers probably have direct accounts, anyway.

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  42. Establishing Blame by ZombieSquirrel · · Score: 2, Funny

    I blame Microsoft. I'm not sure of the specifics yet, but I'm pretty sure this is a Windows error. Or possibly DRM working properly.

  43. Reminds me of the recent Sun advertisement.... by Khyber · · Score: 2, Funny

    Our competition's computers get so hot, no wonder their name rhymes with hell.

    ... or something to that affect.

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  44. battery explosion by itdood · · Score: 2, Informative
    Lithium Ion batteries are known to explode in a run-way charging cycle. The organic (therefore flammable) electrolyte will begin to boil at ~180F and develop voids. If this goes on long enough the battery case will rupture and vent the now gassed organic electrolyte which will probably ignite. It's basically an explosion.

    There's a lot of protective circuitry built into Li-Ion batteries and laptops to prevent this. It's very rare that all those fail at once, but it's possible.

    Charging any sort of battery (Li-Ion, MiMH, NiCad) is usually done with peak detection. A controlled current is applied to the battery. As it charges the measured volts in the charge circuit continues to rise. When the batteries reach full the voltage will actually go down a bit. Chargers are designed to detect this "peak" and shut off charging current or go into a trickle charge mode to prevent the batteries from being overcharged. When this doesn't work right and other safety features fail you can get a run-away charge cycle and explode the battery.

  45. A whole new commercial to annoy PC users by Catbeller · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple Commercial

    Opening shot: Boring White Dude and Sarcastic Babe Magnet Skaterboy

    BWD: Hello... does it feel hot in here to you?

    SBMS: Yeah. But it always is a little warm. You just have to dress right... are you okay?

    BWD: Ahhhhh... you might want to stay back -- ARRRRAAAAGHHH! I'm BURNING!!

    SBMS: Stopdropandroll! Ah, man that has to hurt!

    BWD: I'm okay. It's just the epidermis.

    SBMS: [leaving for Japan with Kevin Rose] Old people suck, and they're also pretty flammable. Don't hang out with them. I rule. Macs get laid. JAGERMEISTER SHOTS! Line 'em up, and show me the Japanese chicks!

    Alex: [shot of him passed out on floor next to toilet] ooohhh goddd.

  46. Self-fulfilling prophesy.... by SoCalEd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    let's see how this hypothetically plays out:

    1)laptop gets warm because there is not enough air circulation
    2)laptop is placed on pillow to absorb heat
    3)pillow completely blocks air vents
    4)laptop gets hot and explodes
    5)sue manufacturer/post about faulty power supplies.

    I know, I know, the parent said no such thing, but I wonder how many people either a)abuse the machine or b)block the vents, causing the overheating problem to begin with.

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  47. Gives a whole new meaning to DVD BURNER!! (eom) by ukemike · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gives a whole new meaning to DVD BURNER!!

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  48. My new Dell almost caught fire on a plane! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was recently on 5 hour plane trip from Seattle to DC when about 1/2 way through the trip I decided to fire up my brand new Dell laptop that had been in the overhead compartment in a Dell carry bag. I pulled it out and almost dropped it it was so hot. Somehow it had not suspended or something and just heated up. Luckily there was an empty seat next to me so I opened it up and stood it on edge to let it cool down. You could feel the heat radiating off it! I have no doubt that it would have started a fire or at least smoldered if I had not tried to start using it. Pretty scary stuff at the time.

  49. Overexposed by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 4, Informative

    The flame in the fist photo is saturated. The parts around the periphery that you can see properly are orangish. The flame may have been white, or it may not have. There's no way to tell conclusively from that photo. It could have been virtually any color that has significant red, green and blue components.

  50. Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Learn to harness the power of the exploding battery, couple it with zTrace Gold, and you get a solution to the trend of compromised personal data on stolen corporate laptops. Maybe not a solution per se... but visceral satisfaction at least.

  51. the old american play by pitu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    this reminds me of a little american play that I can not remember the name

      in WWII the father a great industrial magnat produces war aeroplanes' motors which are known to have a flaw (the flaw is a secret & known only by the father)

      his son gets recruted in the army as a pilot and eventually gets killed by his fathers' manufactured planes...

      this was an obligatory high-school lecture in my ex socialist country centered to picture the 'inhuman quest for profits at any cost in the capitalist society'

  52. Laptop Battery by Ice+Wewe · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The people around that laptop are very forntunate. All batteries used in modern laptops use Lithium Ion batteries. Now Lithium Ion, or Li-Ion (as it shall now be reffered to) is considered safe technology. However, there are exceptions to this. If a Li-Ion is shorted, overcharged, charged at too high a rate, or discharged below the minimum voltage (3V per cell) it can explode. I should rephrase that, it wont explode in the conventional sense, what it will do it burst into intese flame quite quickly. This flame is very dangerous. Because lithium is very reactive, the flame is several thousand degress F. Normal methods of extinguishing this flame don't tend to work well, and you can forget the old 'throw the glass of water on it and get on with life' solution, because it wont work. Most laptops (again, I am generalizing) have a 12V battery. This means that the battery contains 3 Li-Ion cells. Each cell runs at 3.7-4.2V. If the battery is abused (overcharged, undercharged, damaged, swelling, etc.) it can easily become a safety hazard. This is why you should always handle damaged or defective Li-Ion batteries with care. If one of those cells becomes unstable, and starts to flame, the plastic membrane of the other cells doesn't stand a chance, those other cells are gonna go up too. This is why the witness heard several explosions. I'm actually surprised that the table didn't receive more damage.

    If you want to dispose of a damaged or defective Li-Ion/Li-Po battery, you must:

    1) Discharge the battery to the minimum voltage per cell

    2) Puncture the membrane around the cell. (remove any labels or covering. Wear eye protection!)

    3) Submerge compelety in salt water. (Make sure the water is really salty. Infact, put salt in until the water doesn't absorb anymore. You don't ever want to put a lithium battery in fresh water!!! The lithium in the battery reacts with fresh water, and you will have a reaction much like an explosion.)

    4) Leave in the water for at least a few hours (6+) a day to be sure.

    5) Throw away in normal garbage.

  53. Re:I call BS by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Anything enclosed with content capable of evolving gas will explode when subjected to high temperature. A laptop contains a number of such things; from the battery cells themselves to electrolytic capacitors. A capacitor that finds itself in the middle of a fire can announce its lack of happiness in a pretty loud way.

    And it does not have to burn that bright. It's enough when it overloads the CCD chip of the camera that took the shot. Try it, with proper exposition even a candle flame can look insanely bright on a photograph.