TiVo to Measure Ad-Skipping
jaredmauch writes "USA Today is reporting that TiVo will measure how many users skip ads of roughly 20k random users. This follows Nielsen Ratings service providing individual commercial ratings. Overall this is expected to reduce the cost of advertisements on television and perhaps make them more on-topic? I'd consider providing feedback (thumbs-up/down) to ads if it'd make those that are no longer relevant to me go away." I'm kinda surprised they don't have this data already. I mean, weren't they able to track the Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction a few years ago?
I hope they use a doubleint.
So it looks like more beer commercials, and / or scantily clad women in our future. ...
I, for one, welcome our chauvinistic, alcohol-swilling, dynamically delivered advertisement overlords.
Sure, if "Would you like TiVo to send anonymized data?" with a yes/no answer is a hack. Prove how l33t you are. Get on that shit.
HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead. (that's as much as the postercomment compression filter would allow me).
They already make this. It's called SciFi/Comedy Central after 10pm. I've seen the Girls Gone Wild Ultimate Rush commercial roughly 138,562 times in the past month alone. It's almost enough to make you hate slutty women. Almost.
Dear Sir/Maam:
According to our PVR statistics, this month you skipped 4.6 hours of televised advertising. This falls well above the nuisance threshold of 0.5 hours, and deprives our advertising customers of significant value. Accordingly, we feel compelled to refund $14.53 to them for your share of unviewed advertising. We are passing this cost along to you, along with handling, billing, and maintenance fees for a total of $17.00, which will be included in your next cable/satellite bill.
Thank you very much,
Your TV distribution executive
The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
As the technology evolves you will start getting personally directed ads:
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"Hello, Fred Pilfner. Are you bothered by your excessive back hair? Based on her Yahoo! searches, your wife is! Try our new product
Happy now?
Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
What could be more informative than "HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead!"