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United States Cedes Control of the Internet

greenechidna writes "The Register is reporting that the U.S. is relinquishing control of ICANN. The story states: 'In a meeting that will go down in internet history, the United States government last night conceded that it can no longer expect to maintain its position as the ultimate authority over the internet. Having been the internet's instigator and, since 1998, its voluntary taskmaster, the US government finally agreed to transition its control over not-for-profit internet overseeing organization ICANN, making the organization a more international body.'"

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  1. Has The Register become The Inquirer? by winkydink · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here's what the LA Times has to say, which is quite different from the "day in history of the Internet" crap:

    U.S. Unlikely to Yield Web Oversight Yet
    Federal officials seem inclined to extend a deadline for privatizing control of the Internet's address system.
    By Jim Puzzanghera, Times Staff Writer
    July 27, 2006

    WASHINGTON -- The federal government appeared unlikely to relinquish oversight of the system for assigning and managing website domain names after a Commerce Department hearing Wednesday raised broad concerns about giving an obscure Marina del Rey nonprofit unsupervised control.

    read the rest

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    1. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 4, Informative

      Even the original article is contradictory:

      However, assistant commerce secretary John Kneuer, the US official in charge of such matters, also made clear that the US was still determined to keep control of the net's root zone file

      Is this a time paradox?

    2. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by andrewman327 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Again it seems that the writeup got some things wrong. The United States has been doing an overall good job of running things. I do not mind the US being in control and I do not see major advantages to handing over control. I also disagree with some of the things that ICANN has proposed in the past.


      In the status quo Internet traffic is not very censored or controlled by the US and things just plain work. I think this is a very good arrangement.

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    3. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by sirinek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've said it before and I'll say it again. The Register is the Enquirer of the IT world. It posts all sorts of vague and misleading titles of stories. Try reading the articles and you'll see what I mean.

    4. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by Billosaur · · Score: 5, Informative

      Even the original article is contradictory:

      Not really -- it's more like the US's position is contradictory or more realistically, a facade:

      "The historic role that we announced that we were going to preserve is fairly clearly articulated: the technical verification and authorisation of changes to the authoritative root," Kneuer explained following an afternoon of explicit statements from US-friendly organisations and individuals that it was no longer viable for one government to retain such power over the future of a global resource.

      Despite the sentiments, however, it was apparent from the carefully selected panel and audience members that the internet - despite its global reach - remains an English-speaking possession. Not one of the 11 panel members, nor any of the 22 people that spoke during the meeting, had anything but English as their first language.

      So the US is more than happy turn over administrative control of the Internet domains to ICANN, but retains the right to control the root structure. In essence, ICANN becomes a semi-legitimized world front for the Internet. Other countries can't claim they don't have control over the process now, and the United States retains the true power. This will appease a few countries but on the whole nothing will change. In the end, the US hasn't given up a thing but a bloated and malformed beaureaucracy anyway.

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    5. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Funny

      and Senator Ted Stevens was quoted as saying "Get away from my tubes, you damn fool kids!".

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    6. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by Atzanteol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How would ICANN being 'international' change this either way?

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    7. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by OctoberSky · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't give the Enquirer a bad name, that is a reputable news sorce.

      You'll be sorry when ManBearPig comes to your town, just ask Al Gore if you don't believe me.

    8. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by andrewman327 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What role does the agency in question play in net neutrality? Having been an intern in DC at the time that net neutrality was a big issue, I can tell you to blame congress if you disagree with the outcome. What I am saying is that we need to put aside how we feel about the country or the administration and look at the data. What is the harm?


      In other news, GP is in the running for most modded post ever. From 1 to -1 all the way up to +3.

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    9. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by ??? · · Score: 4, Informative

      While censorship is bad, it is certainly not why people are concerned with ICANN.

      ICANN is making policy decisions (such as which gTLDs to add to the roots and resolution of disputes over domain names) when its authority to make these decisions is murky at best. It has made policy decisions, such as ceding control of .com/.net to Verisign, which have led to unnecessary monopoly situations, and resulting inflated prices. The decisions on gTLDs to add to the root were driven primarily by domestic politics, rather than legitimate technical and governance concerns. These policy decisions affect Internet users around the world. ICANN is answerable to none of these users. ICANN is only effectively answerable to the U.S. Department of Commerce. As such, it makes it decisions in the interests of the DoC, which are not necessarily aligned with the interests of the user community.

    10. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by Siward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      *reads comments...*

      In the end, the US hasn't given up a thing but a bloated and malformed beaureaucracy anyway.

      *re-reads*

      ...What? We gave up something bloated and malformed? I'm taking the day off to watch for plagues, horsemen, and the apocalypse. Note to other readers: this might be a good time to withdraw what life savings you have and see if you can't lose your virginity in the few hours or days we have remaining on this planet.
    11. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by jZnat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Net neutrality can't really affect DNS...

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    12. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by Scaba · · Score: 2, Funny

      and Al Gore was seen screaming "You can't have my baby! You'll never take my baby!"

      Pedants take note: Yes, I know he never said he invented it. No need to reply.

    13. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by nacturation · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Register is the Enquirer of the IT world. It posts all sorts of vague and misleading titles of stories. Try reading the articles and you'll see what I mean.

      And I'm sure you'll keep saying it again, so long as you don't understand British humour. As the other reply in this thread stated, RTFA if you want to know what the story's about. The titles are often witty and filled with puns or references to previous events. I'll bet you watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail then complain about how it's a vague and misleading portrayal of history too, right?

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    14. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by CptPicard · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In the status quo Internet traffic is not very censored or controlled by the US and things just plain work. I think this is a very good arrangement.

      Some things are matters of principle. Because the Internet is a major international information conduit, its neutrality and transparency need to be preserved at all costs. I am spooked just by the very demand of the US to maintain the upper hand "just in case"... what if someone pisses off the yanks in the future, and they choose to cause trouble? It's the same as in their military doctrine: we insist we have the right and means to kill you if we please, and you have no right for a deterrent.

      A credible scenario might be, for example, the US hurting Latin America's Internet access until they elect right-wing governments. The rest of the world would be pretty powerless as they would fear reprisals from the US if they tried to interfere in any way with "America's Internet". At least if the net was governed by an international body, it would be more difficult to outright bully...

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    15. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by andrewman327 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "the rest of world is generally worse"


      That should be the motto of all patriotic people. So simply stated yet so true. I have yet to read a convincing account of what problems exist solely because of US control over some aspects of the Internet.

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    16. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by SoundDirections · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hell, the interests of the DofC are not necessarily in the best interests of the rest of the government of the United States!

    17. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by Fred_A · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is often cited as being easy to do. Which it is. Technically.

      On a more practical side though, you'll have to get all DNS servers to use the new zone files pointing to the new root servers. And that bit probably won't be easy at all.

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    18. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by andrewman327 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      From the first hit in the parent's Google search:


      "I have to give it to ICANN. The group tried to help VeriSign to save face by asking it to voluntarily remove the service when the first request could have easily been an order and not a request. Rather than take that opportunity, VeriSign rejected ICANN's request."


      ICANN took the action that had to be taken in a gradual manner that it thought was fair to Verisign. After the latter party refused to comply, they fixed the situation with an order. It should never have happened in the first place, but ICANN did everything they could have to fix the situation.

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    19. Re:Has The Register become The Inquirer? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The European root server network is already in place. Usually it's synchronized with the ICANN one, but it can go independent (and does so). I used the ORSN servers for a while but have switched back to my ISP's servers, as they respong faster (gee, whyever could that be).

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  2. Holy Shit by Skreems · · Score: 3, Funny

    We actually did something in the spirit of cooperation with other countries.

    I think my head is going to explode.

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    1. Re:Holy Shit by MrShaggy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought I saw a pig that flew by my head.

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    2. Re:Holy Shit by clickclickdrone · · Score: 5, Funny

      >We actually did something in the spirit of cooperation with other countries.
      Don't worry, I'm sure it was a mistake and will be fixed in USA V2.1

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    3. Re:Holy Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Aha! You foolish Americans have walked right into our trap! You see, this was all an elaborate RestOfTheWorld plot. We've been working on stealing the internet for years, but we needed someone on the inside to make this final blunder in order to set the rest of the plan in motion.

      Unless you pay us 10 million billion dollars, soon, your lottery ball reserves will run dry, and the internets' main series of tubes will become clogged with streaming movies and poker chips. And then, with bandwidth reduced to a scarce commodity, we will launch our worldwide network of Free As In Evil WiMAX, saturating the market completely and killing thousands of innocent corporations.

      Make your time, gentlemen. Make your time.

    4. Re:Holy Shit by Amouth · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Unless you pay us 10 million billion dollars"

      you went throught all that just to get what we already owe you?

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    5. Re:Holy Shit by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For example, (since I forgot to log in the first time on this thread), the US invented the Internet.

      The US chose to make it free and open, and this is a Good Thing.

      The attitude of the rest of the world that the US is somehow false for choosing to manage it carefully, rather than just hand it over to, say, Kofi Anan and his *cough* able *cough* UN team, smells of a full diaper to me.

      No one has prevented the rest of the world from devising its own protocol and implementing it.

      Go ahead!

      If the energy wasted whining about "those guys are evil because they won't give us their toys" were usefully diverted to accomplishing something, then global warming, world hunger, and the inability of the mainstream media to report facts would have long since been solved.

      OK, I'll admit the last problem cited is insoluable. Please do not blame me for dreaming.

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    6. Re:Holy Shit by SIGALRM · · Score: 5, Insightful
      USA, Why can't Islamic people worship together?
      Excuse me if I missed the big story, but the USA hasn't banned Islam or corporate worship. I can't think of another country that is more tolerant of religious freedom than the US, wackos included.
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    7. Re:Holy Shit by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Funny

      No joke. As an American, this good news makes me want to hug someone foreign now. Of course, being American, it'd be a violent, sweaty, obnoxious hug that smells vaguely of burgers.

    8. Re:Holy Shit by jkauzlar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I believe you're correct, that its been blown slightly out of proportion, but it's still "The Right Thing To Do," no matter how small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. I don't agree that it's become a huge issue, but if nobody complains, legislators are going to keep doing what they want.

      If it does become a big issue in the media, which side do you think Americans are going to take? Its going to become another pawn issue in the Ultra-Manly U.S. Pride game and the gov't will never give it up. Personally, I agree that its wrong, but its futile and possibly a political dead-end to pursue it until it actually becomes a problem for foreign countries.

    9. Re:Holy Shit by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's apparently illegal even to be seen carrying a bible in school.

      I must have missed that story. However, if something like that did happen, I would bet the ACLU would be in there in an instant fighting for the religious freedoms of the students, as they have so often.

    10. Re:Holy Shit by radinator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "It's apparently illegal even to be seen carrying a bible in school."

      Apparently you've confused 'carrying' with 'beating others over the head with'. It's a common mistake evangelicals make all the time.

    11. Re:Holy Shit by Attaturk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Excuse me if I missed the big story, but the USA hasn't banned Islam or corporate worship. I can't think of another country that is more tolerant of religious freedom than the US, wackos included.

      I can't argue with that. You guys even elect them! ;-)

  3. ...net neutrality? by krell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What will this do to the net neutrality issue? Is it up to the UN now?

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    1. Re:...net neutrality? by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This actually has nothing to do with net neutrality. ICANN is only responsible for internet names. Net neutrality is a matter of US law (other countries realize that the net should remain neutral so it's not an issue elsewhere).

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  4. Prioritized Citizenship? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For years man has divided earth into political boundaries. Many of these boundaries have sub boundaries. And even more divisions among them and more beyond them and so forth based on belonging to a gregarious portion of the human race.

    Disclaimer: I am an American. One thing I find myself asking not only myself but other Americans is what is their primary citizenship. What I mean by that term is which political boundary (if any) supercedes all?

    Are you a citizen of the United States first? A citizen of Texas? A citizen of Chicago? A citizen of the Bronx? A citizen of North America? A citizen of yourself? At what point do you consider yourself a member of a community that will look out for other members?

    Occasionally, we catch ourselves engaging in activities that would indicate we are world citizens first and citizens of the United States second. I know it's a tough concept to comprehend but we do send aid to foreign countries, we do attempt to help other countries no matter how much we fsck it up or act in our best interest. So there's some amount of talk about the United States actually being a part of the world. This act of ceding internet control to an international organization is a step in that direction.

    Is it a good step or bad step remains to be seen and can be easily debated. One thing is clear, it sends a message to the rest of the world that the United States government is conscious of the rights of other governments. And this isn't a case of we need to help their economy because if it tanks, so will ours. On the surface this actually appears to be a gift of some little amount of power. This is not a historically common occurrence for a country such as the United States. Are we becoming more aware of the world political climate? I certainly hope so.

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    1. Re:Prioritized Citizenship? by amliebsch · · Score: 5, Insightful
      One thing is clear, it sends a message to the rest of the world that the United States government is conscious of the rights of other governments.

      If so, that would be the exact wrong message to send. We are conscious of the rights of people. Governments are simply organizations created by those people for the purpose of protecting and enhancing those rights, and to they extent they do that, we should respect them, and to the extent that they do not, we should not.

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    2. Re:Prioritized Citizenship? by og_sh0x · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This phenonmenon is related to the fact that you feel closer to, and a stronger influence from, those that are nearest to you. This is the reason you have things like state's rights, so that the big bad, federal government doesn't tell you what to do. People half-jokingly poke fun at people from other states, as if they're from another planet. The lack of a higher power than a federal government implies that once the question of loyalty in a situation rises to the federal level, you have nobody else to answer to; that is, unless you count God, Mother Nature, or the UN. But people in other countries don't believe in "God." At least not "my God." So screw 'em, right? It sucks, but it's human nature.

    3. Re:Prioritized Citizenship? by linvir · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You mean a world climate in which most countries have very strict media censorhip?
      Translation:
      The terror I feel when I think about the rest of the world blinds me to the exact same flaws existing in my own country
    4. Re:Prioritized Citizenship? by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you a citizen of the United States first? A citizen of Texas? A citizen of Chicago? A citizen of the Bronx? A citizen of North America? A citizen of yourself?

      Earth

    5. Re:Prioritized Citizenship? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For years man has divided travel routes into highways. Many of these highways have lanes. And even more interchanges among them and more beyond them and so forth based on belonging to a gregarious system of paved travel.

      Disclaimer: I am a driver. One thing I find myself asking not only myself but other drivers is what is their primary routes. What I mean by that term is which of these highways (if any) supercedes all?

      Are you a driver of the United States Interstate Highway System first? A driver of Texas's I35? Do you drive in downtown Chicago? The Bronx? Do you drive all around North America? Do you just stay at home? At what point do you consider yourself a driver of an automobile that will look out for other drivers?

      Occasionally, we catch ourselves engaging in activities that would indicate we are world travelers first and travelers of the United States second. I know it's a tough concept to comprehend but we do stop to help hot women change flat tires, we do attempt to allow others to merge in front of us no matter how much we fsck it up or act in our best interest. So there's some amount of talk about the United States actually being good drivers. This act of ceding control of the merge point today is a step in that direction.

      Is it a good step or bad step remains to be seen and can be easily debated. One thing is clear, it sends a message to the rest of the world that the United States drivers are conscious of the rights of other drivers. And this isn't a case of we need to help their vehicle because if it stalls, we'll probably hit it. On the surface this actually appears to be a gift of some little amount of power. This is not a historically common occurrence for a driver such as Anonymous Coward. Are we becoming more aware of the other drivers around us? I certainly hope so.

    6. Re:Prioritized Citizenship? by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Occasionally, we catch ourselves engaging in activities that would indicate we are world citizens first and citizens of the United States second

      Just think about online activities. Most of them aren't country-specific anymore (I'm thinking about things like online gaming, or even here in Slashdot). Everybody is connected, no matter where do you live. I feel the way you're describing. I'm a citizen of the world, and since I've been using Internet (when it became massive here around 1995), being Chilean is just one more tag I carry. Is the place where I was born and raised. But it doesn't mean I only think about my country and I don't care about any other place. I have the impression that many U.S. ppl are just too much into their own bubbles and don't realize there are more countries outside. Like when I met my fiancee's parents (Texan people). They had a very wrong idea of what a chilean woman would be or look like. And they were impressed when they met me:P (points for me lol).

      What I'm trying to say is, when everybody starts opening to the rest of the world, political limits will become just that.

    7. Re:Prioritized Citizenship? by mgblst · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Governments are simply groups of people who don't have to answer to anyone else.

      The election process is not really answering to anyone, because it happens before most governments get into power, and it is such a convoluted process that even those who have something to answer won't necessarily do it.

    8. Re:Prioritized Citizenship? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We are conscious of the rights of people. Governments are simply organizations created by those people for the purpose of protecting and enhancing those rights

      Neh, we are conscious of the right of people to choose their government. If we completely ignored the government and listened to this "right of the people," we'd be obligated to pull an Iraq in every other country. People cede their rights to the government, which is a body with some collective rights of the people that uses those to preserve the rest of the collective rights of the people. The only valid case in which the US can recognize the rights of foreign peoples over their government is if the government has overstepped the role that the people give it.

      This anarcho-populism-at-all-costs attitude on Slashdot is starting to get on my nerves. Have you guys never read The Social Contract or even Two Treatises? There is a legitimate function to government, and so long as the government stays within the social contract, it is meaningless to oppose it.

    9. Re:Prioritized Citizenship? by hey! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If so, that would be the exact wrong message to send. We are conscious of the rights of people. Governments are simply organizations created by those people for the purpose of protecting and enhancing those rights, and to they extent they do that, we should respect them, and to the extent that they do not, we should not.

      Well, the stance of our government naturally sways with the prevailing ideologies.

      Speaking as a liberal, I should take care when I characterize the position of my conservative friends. However this idea of the rights of other governments seems to me to bear on the paleoconservative/neoconservative ideological split.

      The classic paleoconservative Burkean theory is that a stable government deserves a kind of deference, because it's continued stability is, ipso facto, proof that it meets the needs of its subjects or citizens. Interactions between governments are based on national interests, and while the outcome for individuals may be unfortunate (e.g. dying to obtain access to strategic resources that he as an individual may have little chance of benefiting from directly), the nation as a whole prospers. In this view, national sovereignty matters, although the sovereignty of other states can sometimes be violated in the national interest, there is an understanding that in most cases a kind of reciprocal recognition of the rights of sovereign states is important.

      In practice liberal outlook on foreign policy is not altogether incompatible, although peripheral disagreements are common. Burke himself was a Whig after all, although from the conservative wing, and a sympathiser with the American Revollution. The distinguishing characteristic of a liberal is the belief that progress is possible and worth pursuing. Liberals are deeply suspicious of realpolitik, the the pursuit of naked national interest at the cost of human progress. This suspicion taints not only the end, but the means, namely military adventurism.

      However, most of the time paleoconservatives and liberals aren't that dramatically different on a pragmatic level; most of the time other governments were to be left on their own, with occasional swings towards interventionism for idealistic or self-interested motives. These swings are checked by the other side, and the result was a general consensus that at times made allowances for humanitarianism, at other times pragmatism. This balance produced a consensus on the policy towards communism, the policy of containment, although at times this swung more towards military adventure than the extreme liberals wanted. It also produced the complementary policy of detente, although this smacked of appeasement to extreme conservatives. Both these policies were supported by the segments of each side that were closest to the middle.

      The neconservatives, however, are a different animal altogether. They aren't conservatives or liberals. It's really unfair to the conservative side to call them neoconservatives. They're more like an amalgam of what is hated most on each side of the conservative/liberal split. They share with the most naive of the liberals a faith in their ability to create progress. They share with the most blockheaded conservative a blindness to the negative consequences of unlimited pursuit of self interest. That's it in a nutshell: neocons combine the naivte of the worst liberals combined with the blockheadeness of the worst conservative.

      The natural check on the violation of soveriegn and individual rights that conservatives and liberals each have are missing from the neocon viewpoint. The liberal believes that war retards human progress. The conservative doesn't believe that human progress happens can be achieved by any deliberate plan or stratagem including war, and so will avoid war if there is no clear national interest. The neocon, however, sees war as a means by which human progress can be advanced, and so will pursue it, not so much at the deliberate cost to the national interest, but with the same faith that the progress will serve the ultimate national interest by which the liberal pursues cooperation and understanding.

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  5. Headline is deceiving by Hulkster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you RTFA, it's not clear what actually changed ... and in the text, it says "However, assistant commerce secretary John Kneuer, the US official in charge of such matters, also made clear that the US was still determined to keep control of the net's root zone file - at least in the medium-term."

    1. Re:Headline is deceiving by BCW2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They have to do something to make sure that the UN doesn't get control. The UN is so corrupt, incompetent, and inept that it make the U. S. Govt look brilliant! Think about Rwanda, Darfur and others where the UN might as well not have showed up for all the good that wasn't done. NATO had to deal with Yugoslavia because nobody in Europe trusted the UN not to screw it up worse.

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    2. Re:Headline is deceiving by hhghghghh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They have to do something to make sure that the UN doesn't get control. The UN is so corrupt, incompetent, and inept that it make the U. S. Govt look brilliant! Think about Rwanda, Darfur and others where the UN might as well not have showed up for all the good that wasn't done. NATO had to deal with Yugoslavia because nobody in Europe trusted the UN not to screw it up worse. Yeah, just look how badly the ITU has been at running the international dialling code system! Oh wait.. They're actually doing a pretty darn good job at that. Quite unlike ICANN to date, really.

    3. Re:Headline is deceiving by hyfe · · Score: 3, Informative
      NATO had to deal with Yugoslavia because nobody in Europe trusted the UN not to screw it up worse.
      I'm going to start off with saying that I simply think you're an idiot. The UN is not distrusted in Europe. Giving the complexity of many situations, it has done an admirable job in difficult circumstances. The people serving in UN-peacekeeping missions have nothing but good to say about them.
      NATO had to deal with Yugoslavia because nobody in Europe trusted the UN not to screw it up worse.
      Now, the serious reply to why you're wrong, and how simplistic your view is.

      The US, and not NATO, was the force pushing for intervention. Reading main-stream news, we all remember how frustrated the US were with hesitant European nations. The problem with intervention, which anybody with half-a-clue at the time knew though, was that everybody was killing each-other at pretty much the same speed. This was a well-known fact, although our media did their best skew it by making the serbs out to be the bad guys. It's also a well-known fact that the massive genosides started after NATO intervention (which incidentally actually made the serbs 'the bad(est) guys'). Reading up on the reports and the analysis after the war is scary reading though; make no mistake, the Yoguslavia-intervention was a massive blunder and seriously worsened the situation.

      It took US balls to choose a random side to back and bomb the country back to the stone-age.

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    4. Re:Headline is deceiving by nil0 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Think about Rwanda (...) where the UN might as well not have showed up for all the good that wasn't done.
      Indeed, it's hard to intervene when the biggest military power in the world is pushing in the other direction. The dispute over the term 'Genocide' in document 14 is a fine example of political craftmanship, as agreeing that a Genocide was taking place would have required ALL nations, including the US, to intervene.

      Now, I'm not saying that other nations haven't failed Rwanda either, but considering the example given by the US in this matter, it's not a big surprise that the UN failed...

    5. Re:Headline is deceiving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Who the hell modded you +5 informative?! You have absolutely NO clue about the conflicts in former Yugoslavia and the timeline of events!

      Well-known fact? The Serbs skewed to be the bad guys? Stop talking out of your ass, you fucking moron. Maybe next time someone will slaughter your parents, like the Serbs slaughtered mine (along with my grandparents) in 1992.

  6. obligatory by sam_paris · · Score: 5, Funny

    ICANN't believe the USA has done this!!!

    1. Re:obligatory by Corbets · · Score: 2, Funny

      ICANN't believe the USA has done this!!!

      That's good, because, as others have pointed out, TFA would make it seem that we haven't. ;-)

    2. Re:obligatory by Sivar · · Score: 3, Funny

      ICANN't believe the USA has done this!!!

      ICANN

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  7. The Wild by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Tried and tested method: First, remove teeth from animal. Second, set it free...

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  8. Internet as a Sovereign Nation by Foofoobar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've often said that the only way you can solve most of the issues revolving around the internet today is to make it a sovereign nation. That way one set of laws, one set of taxes, one set of decency can apply to all thus avoiding lawsuits in a million different countries due to your content.

    Hopefully though, an international body can agree to some basic tenets so that we can establish so we can limit trivial laws and lawsuits due to localized laws.

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    1. Re:Internet as a Sovereign Nation by uncanny · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but then somebody in this Internet Nation is going to make fun of Dubya's dad and he's just gonna declare ware on it and take it over again.

    2. Re:Internet as a Sovereign Nation by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Interesting concept, but I'm not quite sure that's the right way to deal with the problem.
      Despite a lot of "hype" and cyberpunk novels glorifying the Internet as somehow "more than the sum of its parts" - it really boils down to being a really big wide-area network.

      The "value" of the Internet can shift from "incredibly useful" to "nothing but junk" or anyplace in between, and that has to do with the quality and amount of content people choose to hang off of the ends of the network.

      I think sometimes, we get too caught up in treating the "Internet" as a single entity filled with information and shared by the whole world. In reality, it's just a "grid" that allows everyone's computer equipment to interconnect (or not, as they so desire).

      Rather than making this network into a "soverign nation", I think what is best is letting nations make their own decisions as to the "good" and the "bad" of interconnecting their part of the "grid" with other countries. It would be (in my opinion) unfortunate if a country like China decided they simply weren't benefiting enough from allowing traffic to and from U.S. based systems - but it'd be their leaders' option to cut themselves off from us completely if they so desired.

      Indeed, this may end up happening.... Certain nations decide to break off from the "global" Internet, and only connect with specific other countries. I think, if this does happen, it will only be temporary - as they learn how much they're missing through those policies.

    3. Re:Internet as a Sovereign Nation by Fastolfe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not sure that I agree. One of the reasons you think this is a good idea is so that the Internet can be governed by one set of consistent rules and regulations, including this concept of decency. The problem with decency is that it's highly subjective, and highly dependent upon the local community norms. While we in the US have a fairly consistent continuum of decency, even here, the line between "decent" and "indecent" floats from region to region. Radio stations in some areas bleep out words that radio stations in other areas do not. You can't set a national standard without it being inappropriate for some regions, unless your goal is to force those other regions to accept your definition of "decency".

      But that's just talking about the US. World-wide, social norms vary in multiple dimensions. Things like nudity in public, language, age of consent, pornography, viewing the faces of women are tolerated in completely different ways across different nations. You cannot hope to apply a common set of rules governing decency without seriously pissing one or more groups off, because decency is strongly defined by local norms and customs. It is not an intrinsic property of all people with one set of rules that's "best" for everyone, as much as some people would like to believe.

      The only problem I have with ICANN is that it's too political and its members too selfish. Open everything up, do the right thing that balances technical and non-technical needs, be transparent, document, and absolutely refuse to cater to your benefactors. I personally don't think that ICANN can be effective in its current form.

  9. concern by herbiesdad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    i fear that internet regulation will devolve into internet bureaucracy and politicization, a la the united nations. simply having a diverse or shared governing board does not ensure that the product will remain diverse or shared. the u.s. has a significant interest in maintaining the network and its development, and i think the continued managment by the u.s. would leave the internet in safe hands.

  10. I must be missing something by denim · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How could a meeting of ICANN be anything but among a small percentage of people who use the internet? It's not like ICANN consists of millions, or that it'd be useful if it did. Being a committee, as I understand it, the larger it gets, the stupider it gets, and the harder it gets to do anything useful.

    I'm just glad to see that the obvious is being recognized.

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  11. Great... by dfn5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I suppose we will be at the mercy of the Film Actors Guild now.

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  12. Yeah, right. by BandwidthHog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wake me when the backbone is no longer run through the NSA.

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  13. Let me be the first American to ... by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    give a loud fuck off to Kieren McCarthy for this little tid bit of editorializing, "That the US government recognises it has to transition its role if it wants to keep the internet in one piece (and it then has to sell that decision to a mindlessly patriotic electorate)"

    It (he/she?) knows very little about American culture and hasn't seen recent polls about the dissatisfaction of the electorate with the present administration.

    1. Re:Let me be the first American to ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is true that Americans are, right now, dissatisfied with the current administration. It is also true that Americans, as a whole, react with mindless outrage to the idea of America, as a whole, giving up any of its power over anything. Every serious debate over Iraq, f'rinstance, centers around whether or not staying in Iraq is good for American power, not over whether we had any right to go to war in the first place with a nation that had not attacked us nor showed any indication of doing so. Certainly other countries also get touchy about their sovereignty, sometimes absurdly so, but it is the fate of Empire (the British were like this in their day, and the French, and the Spanish, and the Ottomans, and the Byzantines, and the Romans, and ...) to believe that its sovereignty extends over the globe, until it is forcefully proven wrong.

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    2. Re:Let me be the first American to ... by damburger · · Score: 2, Informative

      The polls you cite indicate a dissatisfaction with the current haircut. Yes, Bush has an approval rating in the 30s, but those Americans who do not approve of him, approve of alternatives who would have had indistinguishable foreign policy since 2001 anyway. The rest of the world doesn't care about your domestic politics, only your international politics. And in that respect, America appears unanimously arrogant from the outside.

      How does this apply to ICANN? The author of the article is expressing his skepticism that the American public would agree to the US giving up control of anything, least of all anything as important as the Internet. You guys aren't exactly known for playing well with other countries.

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    3. Re:Let me be the first American to ... by Rotten168 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You guys aren't exactly known for playing well with other countries.

      Maybe, but the author's editorializing is unprofessional, unjournalistic, and a good reason to not take the Register seriously (not that I ever have).

  14. Domain suffix migration? by Eleazer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So does this mean we'll see a transition from .com to .co.us for US hosted domains?

    1. Re:Domain suffix migration? by McDutchie · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So does this mean we'll see a transition from .com to .co.us for US hosted domains?

      Not any more than we'll see the US/Canadian telephone international code change from anything but 1. It's just not worth the hassle to change it.

    2. Re:Domain suffix migration? by Fastolfe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think perhaps you misunderstand the purpose of domain names like .com. They're intended to be generic, not tied to any particular country. They are not US-centric, even though that's where most of the original .com registrants were. The reasons for that have nothing to do with the domains' purposes. Commercial entities are free to register example.us if they want a US-specific domain name. Commercial entities abroad are free to register example.com without being tied to the US in any way.

      Each country has its own naming scheme beneath its country code domain. The US, originally, was based on geography (which might be part of the reason companies didn't register names there; who would want to visit www.widgets.saint-louis.mo.us when they could get www.widgets.com?) Other countries adopted more useful hierarchies, which is why you tend to see more example.co.uk names. The US recently eliminated the geographical taxonomy, though, so people can register whatevertheywant.us.

    3. Re:Domain suffix migration? by hotspotbloc · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I'm hoping for:

      - .mil to .mil.us
      - .gov to .gov.us

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  15. In response to... by SheeEttin · · Score: 2, Funny

    In response to the old joke, "ICANN, and you can't"...

    ICANN, and now you can too!

  16. Re:US Surrenders? by anjin-san+3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    But france has those 2.5 Gb/s conections now, remember? They could send us their surrender faster than we could even dream

  17. Neoconservative response. by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 2, Funny

    “It's like letting the terrorists win!”

  18. Thank heavens by eserteric · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh thank goodness, now more sensible countries like China and India will have a say about internet policies.

  19. Uncle sam wants you ... by brunokummel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...to control this mess!

    So what does that mean now?
    It means two things, piggy:
    first it means that the US government can now hold someone( ICANN in this case) responsible for what happens in the internet

    and second the government can now concentrate their efforts on how to tax it!
    Bombs away!!! ICANN you're next!

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  20. Control of the Internet by El+Cabri · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The US doesn't have "control of the internet", so it cannot be relinquishing what it doesn't have. The ICANN being US-based doesn't give much real control over IP packets travelling on some fiber halfway around the world from DC. Even if ICANN was a government agency it wouldn't. It just allows to vaguely arbitrate over domain names and IP number disputes that have relatively faint commercial implications. And even then the US feds would have to use indirect influence on ICANN.

    1. Re:Control of the Internet by Fastolfe · · Score: 4, Informative

      While I grimace when I hear "control of the Internet" equated with "control over the DNS root", it's not actually that much of a misnomer. You can "bypass" US control by either using IP addresses, or by pointing your name servers to an alternative root. The problems that the latter approach causes tend to completely outweigh the benefits. It is generally agreed that fragmenting the DNS root is a Bad Thing for a variety of reasons.

      And since the Internet is relatively useless without a mechanism to locate hosts on it, and since nobody seems to be willing (or able) to consider alternatives to DNS (such as a proper directory service that could be immune to intellectual property disputes), the DNS root is the key to that.

      Of course, ICANN encompasses more than just the DNS root, including most of the functions other organizations previously had, including the relatively mindless allocation of numbers for protocols, IP address blocks, etc.

  21. Glad you said "story"... by bigtallmofo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The names change, the story remains the same.

    File your story under "fiction" because both analogies you gave are inaccurate. In fact, they're so contrived that it makes it obvious that any attempt to dissuade you from your partisan viewpoint will be futile.

    Therefore, I won't try.

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  22. Neighborhood by liam193 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So when do we get the press release from Microsoft saying there goes the "Network Neighborhood"?

  23. Backbone? What backbone? by singingjim · · Score: 4, Funny

    As in spine. I understand our "do it our way or die" mentality isn't very popular overseas right now but, no matter what anyone says to the contrary, this cannot be a good thing. We invented it, we've run it just fine so far,. Was it hurting anyone maintaining control of something as democratic as the internet by a the most staunchly democratic and freedom loving country in the world? We should just leave well enough alone.

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    1. Re:Backbone? What backbone? by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's gnerally true. Yes, there are some issues witht he current administration, but most Americans do not like the current administration. 40% approval rating. Or as I think it should be put, 60% disapproval rating.

      The I believe that the overall history of this country proes thats tatment.
      Of courxe, some yahoo is going to post some specific case where this is not true, completly ignoring the fact that this is a gener statment.
      Good question.

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  24. This can only be good... by stlhawkeye · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...because the "international community" has such a stellar track record for taking on difficult tasks and running them effectively and fairly without corruption. Snort.

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    1. Re:This can only be good... by zpok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      International bodies that aren't hampered by the rules of nations generally function very well. Take for instance the Red Cross.

      If you refer to the UN, world bank or alike, you have to realize that first member states make ridiculous rules and then lament the fact that the body can't work when following those rules or that it doesn't follow "its own" rules when practicality asks for a bit of rule bending.

      Look at vetoes in the UN security council for instance and you have to admit that it won't ever function as intended. Look at all those projects that are supposed to get their own funding and you just know that 60% of time is spent finding funds instead of working towards stated goals.

      And if the majority of your funds come from country X, well, then you know who'll write the rule-book on that project.

      If funding depends on playing by one nation's rules, then you know you won't ever have a truly international body. This last remark explains the very difficult relationship between the US and the UN. Just about every couple of years the US holds the UN hostage over its funding. It's the only country that does that. By now the EU and its member-states combined are I think its biggest donor, and in relative terms, countries like Holland, Canada, Norway and Sweden are HUGE donors, but the US still holds a disproportionately large influence over the UN, because of these tactics. Spying on the secretary general doesn't help either, I think...

      And so on and so forth.
      I'd say, given the rules, it's remarkable how well some of those organizations functions.

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  25. Internet must be under UN control ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IMHO, all the internet gouvernance should go to a UN instance (something like "unesco" but dedicate to "internet long term handling").

    Obviously having UN do the overall governance does not mean each countries (inc. USA) will be prohibited to push any laws to put stricter regulartion on the internet liberties.

    But anyway, that is the choice of each country's citizens !

    Be sure that if US do not release the full control they have on the internet, we (europe) are going to build our own sperate gouvernance (obviously incompatuble with US ones) and push this to an international body .... say UN ;-)

    Let's see how is US able to handle multilateralism ... in the meanwhile, Lebanon and Israel citizens are dying because of stupidity of both camps stupidity (and massibe US support to Israel lebanon invasion).... Welcome in W.Bush "safe-o-world" !

  26. Re:Let the UN control the internet? by LKM · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Is there anyone, other than drolling idiotlogues, that thinks that this is a *good* idea?

    Not a good idea. But a better idea than leaving it to Bush's successor.

  27. It's a step up. by LKM · · Score: 2, Funny
    Soon the Internet can be run with the same efficiency and integrity as the United Nations!

    Still a step up from being run with the efficiency and integrity of the US government.

  28. Putting the 'International' in Internet by Peter_JS_Blue · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To be fair it was the US that developed the Internet all those years ago so I can see why they would want to keep control of it - however so many people from so many countries have added to it in so many ways (eg Tim Berners-Lee = WWW) I think it's only fair for it to be under International control now.

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  29. However you can still expect congress to pretend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    to still know how to control it via impractical and unenforeable laws...you know its a series of tubes....

  30. Don't worry... by Juggler9 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    President Bush will issue a signing statement and it will "okay" for the US to make unilateral and unannounced changes at will.

    </joke>

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  31. The failing of the UN (?) by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The UN is so corrupt, incompetent, and inept that it make the U. S. Govt look brilliant!"

    Maybe that was the plan of the USA all along? ;-)

    Seriously though, many problems of the UN stem from problems its members make (e.g. sovereign nations). It's only as strong (or inept) as those countries that make up the UN and have to decide when to act and when not. Some countries actively undermine the UN, and thus, obviously, this has its repercusions on the UN as a whole.

    The USA shouldn't shout to loud in this regard, since it's often *they* that contribute in a major way to make the UN inept and incompetent, using its veto arbitrarily and destroying a united policy.

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    1. Re:The failing of the UN (?) by bvwj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So just how big a vote do you want to give China, South Korea, and Saudi Arabia in the way the global internet is run?

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  32. American punter doesn't understand Reg style shock by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It posts all sorts of vague and misleading titles of stories. Try reading the articles and you'll see what I mean.

    Oh, yeah, if you actually read the articles, then you find out what the story is actually about! Craziness. I'm used to just reading the headlines and then convincing myself I fully understand the situation and pontificating about it and why the author of the story I didn't read is wrong! That's what I learned here on /. anyway.

    Seriously, this is called "style" and the Register has one where they make the title sensational, humorous, or both, under the apparently unreasonable assumption that you'd actually bother to read the article within if you wanted to know what the story was. If you really want to be able to just scan the front page of their website and feel like you've gotten a good summary of the day's IT news, then you are at the wrong website.

    As far as the content of their stories, these vary quite a bit in quality, but when they're on, they're on. One of the other things that bothers a lot of Register and Inquirer detractors is that they publish rumors based on non-official non-PR-Newswire conversations they have with industry contacts. They do a good job of explaining where they got their information and how realible it may be, but again this requires reading the article. Also this means they can be wrong, but when they're right they get information out that doesn't show up on other sites that only consume official corporate press releases for months.

    If these things bother you, then these are probably not the IT news sources for you. That's fine if you don't like them, but don't go around calling them the IT equivalent of the Enquirer. As news organizations that actually attempt to investigate things that you can't learn just by reading press releases, they're a step above most other IT rags, which I guess makes all of them the Weekly World News.

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  33. Gore and the Internet by ??? · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You know, I'm sick of this crap.

    [A]s the two people who designed the basic architecture and the core protocols that make the Internet work, we would like to acknowledge VP Gore's contributions as a Congressman, Senator and as Vice President. No other elected official, to our knowledge, has made a greater contribution over a longer period of time.

            Last year the Vice President made a straightforward statement on his role. He said: "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet." We don't think, as some people have argued, that Gore intended to claim he "invented" the Internet. Moreover, there is no question in our minds that while serving as Senator, Gore's initiatives had a significant and beneficial effect on the still-evolving Internet. The fact of the matter is that Gore was talking about and promoting the Internet long before most people were listening. We feel it is timely to offer our perspective


    You know who wrote that? Vint Cerf and Robert Kahn. If anybody's qualified to talk about Gore's contribution to the early days of the 'Net, it's those two.

    Original Document
    Look, in the early '90s, 6 years before Slashdot, when there were less than a 1/4 million hosts on the 'Net, Gore introduced the Act that would ultimately fund the development of Mosaic. In the '70s, Gore was pushing support for networks, when nobody was talking network. Through the '80s, he pushed for consolidation of disparate government networks.

    In the '90s, he drove the Clinton administration's focus on the 'Net. Was that administration perfect on technical issues? Far from it. But Gore was generally a positive force. He pushed against the CDA (which was getting rammed down the admin's throat riding on the Telecommunications Act). He was wrong on key escrow, but he pushed back on Clipper.

    The Internet was not built exclusively on protocols and software. It required funding and political support. Gore has been a net positive force for us. Nobody is going to take us seriously and stand up for the issues that are important to us if we eventually go after everybody who does just that.
  34. Correction by njdj · · Score: 3, Informative

    just a correction, the internet wasn't invented in the US. it was developed by Tim Berners-Lee

    You're confusing the internet with the (world-wide) web. The internet grew out of Arpanet, which was funded by the US, in (IIRC) about 1970. It quickly grew beyond the borders of the US, and people from several countries contributed to its development, but in the early days, most contributors were American.

    The Web is what Berners-Lee developed at CERN, much later. It's just one application of the internet, others being ftp, telnet, and email.

  35. A little silly by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you not think it's a little silly to declare you allegance to a collection of inert minerals? The Earth cares not at all for what we do, it will keep orbiting regardless.

    Or perhaps you are for the "People of Earth". How touching! Except how can you declare an allegance with every single person on earth, some of which may not want you to exist.

    Perhaps you are just for "Life on Earth". If so, would not your best chance to help out all life include dedicating yourself to the role of fertilizer? Otherwise, even if you are a vegetarian, you life on the death of many other organisms.

    Such global statements of purpose simply seem to indicate you have put no real thought into what you mean to accoplish by your declaration.

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  36. I, for one, welcome our new unfettered domains by jlowery · · Score: 2, Funny

    Such as .grd (Grinding wheel suppliers) .fff (Foo Fighters Fans) .lut (Lute makers) .cwb (Cowboy Neal Impersonaters)

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  37. What a sad day it is by geekoid · · Score: 4, Informative

    when somenoe on slashdot doesn't know the difference between the internet, and WWW.

    The internet was created in the US, once called ARPANET.
    When a government committee, headed by Al Gore, decided to let the public access ARPANET they renamed it 'Internet'.

    Hence the reference to the often misquoted Al Gore quote.

    Tim berners-Lee created the WWW.

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  38. Careful now by edremy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    when they aren't Raping the locals

    While I'm hardly a fan of the UN (outside of WHO, who are tremendous), let's not start blaming everyone for the sins of a few. It might not work out well for your arguments in the long run.

    (And before the arguments over "librahal traitor" start, I'm ex-military.)

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  39. The Inquirer or The Enquirer? by Spluge · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Inquirer: A news site started by a group of people who left the Register several years ago including the founder. They are sometimes wrong but not by much e.g. last friday they had news from a reliable source on the AMD - ATI story and that the official annoucement would be on monday. They did however get some of the financials wrong.

    The Enquirer: The best way to keep track of Elvis's current location.

  40. Ars Technica disputes it by coberon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ars Technica put an article out circa 17:11 GMT today claiming that The Register is misleading. http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060727-7366 .html

  41. You know what my grandfather always said? by Rifter13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    Look at what the international community did to the UN. I really don't want the internet in the hands of those morons.

  42. Lotsa internets by Brickwall · · Score: 3, Funny
    "the result would be two internets."

    Oh, goody, lots of internets! Can someone send me one? I already have my own tube.

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  43. UN Peacekeeping missions by beeblebrox · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm going to start off with saying that I simply think you're an idiot. The UN is not distrusted in Europe. Giving the complexity of many situations, it has done an admirable job in difficult circumstances. The people serving in UN-peacekeeping missions have nothing but good to say about them.

    I know people who had relatives in Srebrenica, and I also know at least one person who was helping the Serbs rape/kill there. Wanna tell them again who's the idiot?