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Is Windows Vista Ready? 'No. God, no.'

torrensmith writes "Paul Thurrott answers the question that some IT folks are asking: 'Is Windows Vista Ready?' His answer is not only no, but 'No. God, no. Today's Windows Vista builds are a study in frustration, and trust me, I use the darn thing day in and day out, and I've seen what happens when you subject yourself to it wholeheartedly. I think I've mentioned the phrase "I could hear the screams" on the SuperSite before.' He also addresses the more important question, 'When Will Microsoft figure out what's important?' and to Paul, like most IT pros, its not about when the next OS will be released, it is about having the OS work."

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  1. the force is strong with this one. by User+956 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think I've mentioned the phrase "I could hear the screams" on the SuperSite before.'

    Yes, it's almost as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

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    1. Re:the force is strong with this one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I think I've mentioned the phrase "I could hear the screams" on the SuperSite before.'
      Yes, it's almost as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
      There, fixed it for you:
      Yes, it's almost as if millions of voices suddenly tried to cry out in terror, and were suddenly silenced by DRM.
  2. Wow by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe he's Fair and Balanced. After all, we had all kinds of opinions about his WGA reporting.

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  3. Vista? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Windows XP isnt ready as a fully featured stable product yet.

    1. Re:Vista? by sid77 · · Score: 3, Funny
      I admit to using GNU/Linus on servers
      I tried GNU/Stallman on a desktop but it was too bloated :D
      ciao
  4. FTA by Reverend528 · · Score: 5, Funny
    In other words, Microsoft should have simply pulled an Id Software and said they'd ship Windows Vista when it was ready. Period.

    I believe that is called "pulling a 3d Realms".

  5. wow by dolson · · Score: 4, Funny

    So Vista isn't close to being ready. I'm sure that if it is pushed to shelves as scheduled, that nobody will buy it because it is so incomplete. And nobody will pirate it either. This will definitely be the Windows killer that we have been hoping for.

    Right.

    Microsoft can box up a petrified turd and people will still buy it.

  6. Of course it's not ready yet by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 4, Funny

    How could it be ready yet? They haven't perfected the DRM obviously, and you can't release an operating system that might allow someone to burn CDs with impunity, or use an evil analog video input device.

  7. Hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    "No. God no." "I could hear the screams"

    That's the hottest thing I've heard all day.

  8. casual gaming by minus_273 · · Score: 3, Funny

    " I especially like the way I can't delete certain items from the desktop (randomly, it seems, like a game)"

    I think we recently read about MS' new and improved casual games on Vista

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  9. That's all I gots to say about that.... by Mykid8yours · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...like most IT pros, its not about when the next OS will be released, it is about having the OS work."


    Yeah, you first have to release the patch to patch the patch that patched the patch before the patch. Once the patches are in place, you gotta patch those. Then the OS might work. If not, patch it again.

  10. Hey - he mentions Slashdot... by Bobby+Orr · · Score: 5, Funny

    And then there are the online pundits, many of whom are barely old enough to legally buy alcohol. These guys are classic. Let's just say that a lack of experience and a strongly worded opinion don't result in the most coherent of arguments and leave it at that.

  11. Re:The more Vista gets delayed... by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny
    If only there were a girl that was like this OS....

    You mean, a girl like this?
  12. Folder Art by flathead_iv · · Score: 5, Funny
    Why did I just waste four years making nice album art for music folders and custom folder art for photos?


    Yes, why?

  13. Re:Agreed. My two cents... by antdude · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here is what even funny. Co-workers have Dell machines (Intel Pentium 4 CPUs) with 1-2 GB of RAM, and THEIRS run slower than mine!!

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  14. Re:Is it ready? no. so? by suggsjc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats great for you, but how many times has solitare crashed for you? Well if your answer is like most all XP/Windows users, then ***that*** is what is defined as stable for them. AND, solitare has been redesigned! A (if not THE) reason for people to upgrade!

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  15. Latest build is error free... by suggsjc · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...broke bug report
    Microsoft: We have received no errors from this last build...it must be ready to ship!
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  16. Re:If even Thurrott is saying this... by Schemat1c · · Score: 3, Funny

    How can Vista possibly be ready on time?

    They should just change the name to Microsoft Vista Forever and then they can take as long as they want.

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  17. Re:If even Thurrott is saying this... by networkBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I dare say that even the best of us could not say with certainty the exact day that a project of this scale would be released."

    While not an exact day, I feel comportable saying: before the heat death of the universe... maybe.

    -nB

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  18. I don't care what anyone says... by shoolz · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm still downgrading to Vista the second it's released.

  19. Re:Then wait by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

    it's technically possible to build your own house using nothing more than an axe and a drill. . .

    And if I've got an axe, I'll make the drill. Actually, only the axe head is the important bit to start out with, although chopping down that first hickory might go a bit slow.

    Ahhhhhhhhh, screw it. I'm just gonna build with stone and mud.

    KFG

  20. Re:If even Thurrott is saying this... by Fred_A · · Score: 5, Funny
    Unfortunately, our sun will have run well before then and the universe's time counter will have run out of bits.
    Isn't that what 128 bit computing is for ? So that Vista can display the current date whenever it's released ?
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  21. Re:Agreed. My two cents... by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean you need 32 bits to have long filenames?
    Will we hear the same bullsh*t when moving to 64 bits?

    Anyway, the CD command always had very dumb parameter conventions. Maybe they have now fixed that.
    For example:
    - you can type the pathname after CD without space, like CD\Windows
    - it accepts pathnames with spaces without quoting them, like CD \Program Files\Internet Explorer

    Users switching from commandline-Windows to a Linux commandline interpreter often do not understand why they should type cd /etc and not cd/etc or cd\etc
    But other commands in the Windows CLI do not offer this freedom. I think it was a big mistake.

  22. taking as long as they want... by CarpetShark · · Score: 1, Funny

    "taking as long as they want" is what they do in the release/support phase.

  23. Re:If even Thurrott is saying this... by navyjeff · · Score: 2, Funny
    (except for God, but most people here don't believe in Him anyway)

    Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Söze.

  24. Hasta la Vista baby.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, Vista will definitely be released before the year 2029; The Terminator clearly tells you this when he says "Hasta la Vista, baby".

  25. Re:Then wait by Rimbo · · Score: 4, Funny
    Yes, but the MPW compiler did have those groovy error messages...

    These are some of the error messages produced by Apple's MPW C compiler. These are all real. (If you must know I was bored one afternoon and decompiled the String resources for the compiler.) The compiler is 324k in size so these are just an excerpt I hope. I'm not sure where I stand on the copyright issue. Tony Cunningham

    "String literal too long (I let you have 512 characters, that's 3 more than ANSI said I should)"

    "...And the lord said, 'lo, there shall only be case or default labels inside a switch statement'"

    "a typedef name was a complete surprise to me at this point in your program"

    "'Volatile' and 'Register' are not miscible"

    "You can't modify a constant, float upstream, win an argument with the IRS, or satisfy this compiler"

    "This struct already has a perfectly good definition"

    "type in (cast) must be scalar; ANSI 3.3.4; page 39, lines 10-11 (I know you don't care, I'm just trying to annoy you)"

    "Can't cast a void type to type void (because the ANSI spec. says so, that's why)"

    "Huh ?"

    "can't go mucking with a 'void *'"

    "we already did this function"

    "This label is the target of a goto from outside of the block containing this label AND this block has an automatic variable with an initializer AND your window wasn't wide enough to read this whole error message"

    "Call me paranoid but finding '/*' inside this comment makes me suspicious"

    "Too many errors on one line (make fewer)"

    "Symbol table full - fatal heap error; please go buy a RAM upgrade from your local Apple dealer"

    "Trailing comma not permitted in enum definition. (This time I'm letting you off with a warning)"
  26. Re:If even Thurrott is saying this... by Wolfrider · · Score: 4, Funny

    Plus, I heard that when Vista is finally ready to ship, it will arrive bundled with a FREE copy of Duke Nukem Forever!!
    :b

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  27. Re:If even Thurrott is saying this... by pjotrb123 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh pflease...

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