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Microsoft Invites Black Hats into Vista

gtzpower writes "Microsoft is inviting hackers to 'Take Your Best Shot' at Vista. 'You need to touch it, feel it,' Andrew Cushman, Microsoft's director of security outreach, said during a talk at the Black Hat computer-security conference. 'We're here to show our work.'" From the article: "A security team with oversight of every Microsoft product — from its Xbox video game console to its Word program for creating documents — has broad authority to block shipments until they pass security tests. The company also hosts two internal conferences a year so some of the world's top security experts can share the latest research on computer attacks." Essentially a tie-in with an article we discussed yesterday.

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  1. why invite the black hats in? by ed.han · · Score: 5, Funny

    aren't they already freaking there?!

    ed

    1. Re:why invite the black hats in? by soulshinejam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Shouldn't we change the Microsoft symbol next to all related articles? I mean, seriously... Gates no longer works for Microsoft and manages his own charity foundation. What else does this guy have to do to wash the blood from his hands?

      (Ironically, my confirmation script image for this post is "unfair")

    2. Re:why invite the black hats in? by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 5, Informative

      You are absolutely correct. Just because he's not going to leave until July 2008, and just because he is giving up his day-to-day activities while remaining chairman of the board and "advisor for key development projects" doesn't mean he should still be considered at all a leader of any kind over at MS right now in August of 2006.

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    3. Re:why invite the black hats in? by soulshinejam · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just got pwned.

    4. Re:why invite the black hats in? by Si · · Score: 5, Funny

      What else does this guy have to do to wash the blood from his hands?

      Give the money back.

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    5. Re:why invite the black hats in? by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 2, Funny

      All I can say is...

      Blindfold?...

      Cigarette?

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    6. Re:why invite the black hats in? by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 4, Funny

      "That man's been served so hard, he may never walk again."

    7. Re:why invite the black hats in? by nuzak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, but Ballmer is still a better ringer for Locutus.

      Maybe when Ballmer takes the reins, we can change it to a chair flying through a window.

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    8. Re:why invite the black hats in? by CarpetShark · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Charity...that's what he's doing

      No. Bill's "charity" is a needle compared to the haystack his company extorts from users who are stuck with his monopoly. People in africa have asked him to offer software at prices proportionate to income there, and he refused, obviously not caring that the vast majority in a poor country cannot afford basic software that costs over a MONTH's wages. Giving a little back does not make up for that. Especially not when it's done in his name, as a publicity stunt, in partnership with his wife, who he's probably trying to look like a decent person in front of. Certainly not lately, when he's been taking photo ops with political leaders, and getting Knighted by the UK, which is currently suffering from scandals involving underhanded deals for peerages etc.

      Anyone can give to charity. The question is... why?

    9. Re:why invite the black hats in? by clambake · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They don't mean REAL black-hat hackers. Not the ones that are all secretive and write viruses and do real hacking and such. They mean the type that goes to conferences and gives lectures. The "respectable" ones.

  2. Not that I wish to flame, but... by HugePedlar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...I was going to point out the dupe, but now the editors have started doing it for us!

    "Essentially a tie-in with an article we discussed yesterday."

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    1. Re:Not that I wish to flame, but... by russ1337 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Any of you who listen to Security Now will have heard M$ have re-written the networking stack (as discovered by Symantec et.al).

      Needless to say, even after this testing and patching, there is a high probablity the networking interface will still have a few 'zero day' flaws...

  3. Microsoft invites what now? by MindPrison · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They invite hackers to take their best shot?

    Why not just PAY the hackers to do their best at breaking it?

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    1. Re:Microsoft invites what now? by mrxak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Probably a good idea to do $1,000 pet exploit found first, plus a free copy of Vista when it's done for everyone reporting at least 20 (let's be honest, it probably won't be that hard to find 20), and some other rewards for most found. Microsoft could afford to pay these guys and get some actual results out of it. The alternative really is to let all the black hats find out the exploits months in advance, report nothing, and then on release day things go absolutely nuts.

    2. Re:Microsoft invites what now? by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Something like this would bring the wannabees and dingbats out of the woodwork. A real paranoid black hatter wouldn't want to have his identity known or put himself under Microsoft's sights for a non-serious amount of money. You'd better believe that people that take this challenge will be closely watched from now on.

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    3. Re:Microsoft invites what now? by MindPrison · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A real paranoid black hatter wouldn't want to have his identity known or put himself under Microsoft's sights for a non-serious amount of money. You'd better believe that people that take this challenge will be closely watched from now on.

      It would be cheaper just to hire them. Monitoring people cost a lot of people, you could expect it would take a team of 3-4 people just to keep tabs on one of them.

      Want to see paranoid? Take a guess - who many of these secret hackers already work for microsoft do you think? Microsoft is big, there's bound to be a few.

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    4. Re:Microsoft invites what now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      $1000 per exploit? Are you kidding? From a company that rapes us for billions for their shoddy work? $1000 would be an insult. So is this cheap marketing ploy. Just because a bunch of hackers have better things to do than to work for free for Microsoft doesn't mean that Vista has iron clad security. Of course, the mainstream media is too stupid to see through this transparent marketing ploy, and will happily regurgitate the PR on the newswire, misinform the public, and collect their paycheck. So instead of a headline that reads "Computer Scientists refuse to work gratis for Microsoft" we'll read "Creepy Evil Hackers Can't Crack Vista".

    5. Re:Microsoft invites what now? by A.+Bosch · · Score: 3, Funny

      Probably a good idea to do $1,000 pet exploit found first, plus a free copy of Vista when it's done for everyone reporting at least 20 (let's be honest, it probably won't be that hard to find 20), and some other rewards for most found.
      Second Prize: $1000 and 2 free copies of Vista.

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  4. Trap? by mrxak · · Score: 4, Funny

    It could be a trap, you know. Bring in the black hats, and then brainwash them en masse so they don't want to use computers anymore but still buy many copies of MS products. No more security problems!

    1. Re:Trap? by just_another_sean · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You may be right. In a pschological sense they succeeded with at least one person, at least if you take his statement at face value. From yesterday's article:

      Mr. Moore, 24 years old, who lives in Austin, Texas. But he says the meetings put a human face on a company he once saw as impenetrable. "You're less willing to publicly humiliate someone you know in real life," he says.'"

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    2. Re:Trap? by thelost · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is a trap. They have a suicide booth in there, with Vista logo's printed all over it. The last thing you ever hear before dying a horrible bloody death is the Windows Vista Chime.

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    3. Re:Trap? by soft_guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Isn't that what all versions of Windows have always been?

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    4. Re:Trap? by kinnell · · Score: 5, Funny
      The last thing you ever hear before dying a horrible bloody death is the Windows Vista Chime.

      ...and the last thing you see is a clippy saying "You look like you are about to die a horrible and bloody death. Would you like some help with that?"

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    5. Re:Trap? by jareth780 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That or sick Steve Ballmer on them.

      "Ballmer SMASH!"

    6. Re:Trap? by distilledprodigy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Little did we know that the light referred to for ages was actually a blue screen...

    7. Re:Trap? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 2, Funny

      [Quick and Painless]
      "You have selected Quick and Painless. Are you sure? Windows Vista has several improvements to the Slow and Horrible option. Microsoft recommends that you choose Slow and Horrible for the optimum Windows Vista experience."
      [Quick and Painless]
      "Sorry, your computer is not compatible with Quick and Painless. Proceeding with Slow and Horrible....10% complete...."

      (On the other hand, if this were Mozilla, you wouldn't be able to push "Quick and Painless" until you waited 5 seconds.)

  5. How it plays out by MrSquirrel · · Score: 5, Funny

    ------------Now-----------
    MS: "Have it Vista, hackers -- see if you can find any exploits"
    BHs: *they go to it* "Nope, we don't have any security holes to report to you, it looks like Vista is impenetrable."

    ------------Vista is released-----------
    MS: "What the heck? How can there be over twelve-thousand viruses for Vista on the day it's released?!"
    BHs: "All your Vistas are belong to us! Thanks for your help Microsoft!"

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  6. No real black hats interested by The+Famous+Brett+Wat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The real black hats want it to be widely deployed before they start exploiting it.

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    1. Re:No real black hats interested by technos · · Score: 2, Informative

      The real black hats want it to be widely deployed before they start exploiting it.

      Exactly.

      All they'll garner from this attempt are Grey hats looking for a job that will sell out their friends for a management title and the blackies too stupid to assume Microsoft will never fix it, but smart enough to realize it certainly won't be before release.

      So a huge influx of cross-platform, release day ready viruses.

      Go Microsoft. :/

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    2. Re:No real black hats interested by Millenniumman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, customers should not be expecting bugs on the day it comes out. Microsoft should test it comprehensively and then do a beta long enough that there are extremely few bugs, and no serious ones.

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  7. "You need to touch it, feel it" by gravyface · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please. Wash your hands after. We don't need those Vista cooties infecting everything else when you get back.

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  8. Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "There are some who feel like that the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is bring them on," Ballmer said. "We've got the force necessary to deal with the security situation."

    Say, wait. If you've just given prerelease test copies of Vista to 3,000 "black hats"... and you're hoping they'll find bugs in them and report them back to you before Vista ships... I mean... how do you know that's what they're actually going to do?

    What if some of these "black hats" look over Vista, find security bugs, keep them secret, go back to Microsoft and say "Whelp! Looks like Vista doesn't have any security holes at all!"; then wait for Vista to be released, and once it's out have a 0-day exploit that they can use in their offshore spam/spyware businesses and that no one else will even know exists until two years from now when a gray hat independently finds and publishes it and Microsoft finally fixes it?

    I mean, of course that's a worst case scenario. But still, sometimes I think the old thinking on how the world of hackers works no longer really applies now that the primary motivating force is not pride, but money (in the form of sweet, sweet herbal viagra).
    1. Re:Quote by mottie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You speak a lot of sense.. I would think that doing this with "White Hats" would make more sense. Realistically all the Black Hats would already have a cracked beta copy that they've downloaded anyways. I'm sure they all would want to have their name attached to the first 0 day exploit. This is all just more press for Microsoft's attempts at security.

  9. This is both onerous and fun by postbigbang · · Score: 3, Informative

    Consider: Microsoft gets to ride free hacks this time-->before the OS gets released. All that nice work, and they don't spend a dime. Interesting also because the release they gave out isn't a 'community-style' release. It makes one wonder if there's a 'Vista-call-home' component to it, too. Might be nice to know which of the coders actually tried to boot the thing, and then note their IP for future reference (or maybe to turn over to the NSA).

    Still, with many noted reviewers in full belief that it's swiss cheese, it ought to be fun to see who eats it with crackers.

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    1. Re:This is both onerous and fun by JPribe · · Score: 2, Informative

      And you really think a "black hat" would boot Vista on a computer with a live net connection?? Man, the only connection it would have is to another box that is carefully listening for any traffic coming across that cat5....go back to class kid.

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    2. Re:This is both onerous and fun by xtermz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Exactly. a "real black hat" would assign the machine a static IP, and filter at the firewall any outbound traffic. of course, the GP probably thinks all '31335 hax0rs' still use Linksys's.

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    3. Re:This is both onerous and fun by JPribe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Linksys's

      "links-is-is?"
      "link-sizis?"

      How do you say that without sounding like a whacko???

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    4. Re:This is both onerous and fun by Chr0nik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is friggin hilarious, Half the people here think this is MS's first attempt at finding bugs and exploits in vista. The other half think it's a conspiracy theory to find and create a database of known hackers. 1. The NSA needs no help finding hackers... The really good ones.... WORK FOR THEM. And if they don't they probably will some day. At some point, due to the purely sickening salaries they get paid to work for them. The difference between black and white, is about high-5 figures in most cases. Sometimes 6. 2. MS has multiple security firms populated with heavies that have been testing this thing since alpha. If you think otherwise, you are ignorant. Software giants (all of them) pay extremely large amounts of cash for documented exploits, sometimes in paper bags. When they are not doing that, they are paying huge contract maintenance fees, and when they are not doing that, they are paying disgusting salaries. A lot of the time it's all at once. They pay the Salaried guys to find the bulk of the security flaws, then they pay a contract company to make them look like idiots, then they hire the real heavies to make the contractors look stupid. All of this to guys that shop at thinkgeek, and live off of caffeine, and coined terms like l337! and PwNT!. Only after all of this do they open it up to the general hacking community for a possible raping. MS is no exception. They are just being more public about it than others because they have been so heavily critisized in the past for being lax on security. They are in the spotlight, so they have to be.

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    5. Re:This is both onerous and fun by postbigbang · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're of the mistaken belief that all the people that go to BH and DefCon are genius, code-cracking hackers. They're not. Instead, you get a whole bunch of wannabees and lots of security officers that are scared shitless of their next attack.

      So MS gets to tease these guys, make them think that they're tough stuff, and it's all hilarious. Sorry you didn't catch that.

      Half these guys will discover that Vista has not one WGA-like heartbeat responder, but several. Trace the protocols. I did.

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  10. I can just imagine... by wealthychef · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Security expert at Microsoft: "delay shipping Vista! We know it's ready otherwise, and people are clamoring for it, and stock prices depend on it, but I've discovered a security hole that is very serious!" Bill Gates: "I think you need a career change. Don't you have an assistant that says it's ready to ship as is? Let me talk to him..."

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    1. Re:I can just imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      From TFA:

      "A security team with oversight of every Microsoft product...has broad authority to block shipments until they pass security tests."

  11. Head Start by AugustZephyr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Way to give the hackers a head start in probing the vulnerabilities of yet another microsoft product. Now we will be minmizing the time vista is out before MS recieves all these complaints of new viruses for their new OS.

  12. Won't help them by MECC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Until MS figures out that permissions should be based on tasks, roles, and objects instead of who you log in as, all the stupid human tricks inthe world won't help them. It looks to me as though security in vista has the same thinking underpinning its design as NT/2K/XP - log in as admin to do admin things, and have permission to to anything.

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    1. Re:Won't help them by marshallbanana6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From what I hear this is not entirely true. A friend of mine has been working with current builds of Vista for work, and apparently it's not "Administrators access all" anymore. There's a group called "first installer" or something to that effect that has sole access to certain aspects of the operating system. Apparently though, it's more annoying to people who actually need to get to this stuff than it is helpful to keep people who know what they're doing out, as is always the case. However, I don't think they've gone to a full *nix style permissions system or any crazy brand new format either.

    2. Re:Won't help them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry, that's not the case. Permissions in Vista really ARE based on tasks, roles, and objects.

      Even when you are running as Administrator, it still requires that you consent when you're running tasks/programs/etc that need superuser status. When you run the console while you're logged into administrator, it does not automatically have superuser status--you need to choose to run the console as administrator.

      All accesses (to services, registry sections, config/admin programs, and anything that tries to change those) are based on ACLs (access control lists). How do I know this? I'm one of the contracted testers that is working with the vista firewall and its ACLs.

      Is it perfect? I don't know. But I do know it feels pretty secure--not entirely different from the way things worked when I played around with setting up Linux server boxes in college (which was only a year ago).

    3. Re:Won't help them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the case of the console, choosing "Run As Administrator" (assuming the admin account you've got access to has full-admin status) is the same as typing "su" into your *nix terminal.

      In the case of various tasks (such as, say, firewallsettings.exe, the replacement for firewall.cpl) giving the OS permission to run it (or, if you're on a non-admin account, typing in an admin user/pass) allows you to only run that task.

      So, if a certain user account has access to, say, change the firewall settings and not user accounts, and you run the console as an elevated user, you'll be able to run in the console "netsh advfirewall firewall [settings here]" but you won't be able to, say change user passwords.

      So yes, it's all ACL-based.

    4. Re:Won't help them by value_added · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When you run the console while you're logged into administrator, it does not automatically have superuser status--you need to choose to run the console as administrator [...] How do I know this? I'm one of the contracted testers that is working with the vista firewall and its ACLs.

      This sentence doesn't parse for me, but I'd be interested in knowing whether Vista has a "super user", or are you using that term in the historically generalised and hence meaningless sense? In 2000, there's SYSTEM (not entirely appropriate for daily use) which has rights beyond Administrator, but in 2003 there's rights that the SYSTEM account doesn't have unless granted by ... wait for it ... the Administrator account. I'd also be interested if there's any useful tools for managing permissions. Or is that still a mixture of DOS attributes and whatnot that one needs to right-click one's way through the file system/registry/etc. to make effective use of?

    5. Re:Won't help them by jimicus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even when you are running as Administrator, it still requires that you consent when you're running tasks/programs/etc that need superuser status


      So, having spent years training normal users that the correct way to get anything done is to click "Yes" on every single dialog box that comes up, regardless of what the dialog actually says, they're now doing the same to sysadmins?
    6. Re:Won't help them by chris_7d0h · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, does Vista have a system administration account or not?

      An equivalent of the Unix "root" user account or is it more like Ubuntu where the admin account is "hidden" by default and you have to sudo / RunAs whenever you want to do something outside your sandbox? I'm one of those people who do "sudo su -" whenever I put on my "admin hat" and I really hope Vista has an admin account since doing RunAs for every app. when doing sys-admin stuff is pretty tedious.

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  13. Why not just start with the basics? by khasim · · Score: 3, Informative

    Step #1. No open ports.

    Step #2. No services running that are not absolutely essential.

    The idea is to reduce the number of available avenues for attacks. Then you can focus on protecting/hardening the apps that are running. Such as (on Linux) putting them in a chroot jail.

    1. Re:Why not just start with the basics? by jrockway · · Score: 3, Informative

      chroot jails are a BSD thing, actually.

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  14. 'You need to touch it, feel it,' by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Now Vista, can you show us on this doll where the hacker touched you?

    "Let the record show that the victim pointed to the KERNEL!"

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  15. Re:What do you get if you actually do discover a f by Reverend528 · · Score: 3, Funny

    r00t access?

  16. Close but no cigar, MS by FlyByPC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's one thing to invite hackers to "take their best shot" at breaking Vista. Even if you could trust them to report what they found (and hey, these black-hatters seem like nice, trustworthy guys, right?), how should they really know what the source contains?

    ...unless M$ is letting them look at the source itself -- but since I haven't heard any reports of Hell freezing over, I'm guessing that isn't happening.

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  17. It's a play on words by Morosoph · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft does not want black-hats to be cracking Vista, unless they're visiting a honeypot; for black-hats will keep what they know to themselves, and maybe create false trails. Rather, MS is indicating the grey- and white-hats that they're legally in the clear.

    "Black Hat" is simply the name of the conference organiser, a cool name to be sure, but not an indication of who MS is reaching out to.

  18. Wise decision, Locutus by krell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Invite the non-yet-assimilated into the cube, as to save on expenses.

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  19. Good! by scuzzman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I say good for them. At least Microsoft is attempting to release a secure product. Sure, it may still have its holes, but this is possibly the most constructive thing they could've done to increase the security of this OS. It's nice to see Microsoft actually paying attention to security as opposed to ignoring it and thinking all the [spy|mal|ad]ware will go away as we've seen them do for 20 years now.

  20. Security team? by Drathos · · Score: 4, Funny
    "A security team with oversight of every Microsoft product from its Xbox video game console to its Word program for creating documents has broad authority to block shipments until they pass security tests."

    So.. Have they been on a 10 year vacation or something?
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    1. Re:Security team? by boyfaceddog · · Score: 4, Funny

      They? Vacation? I'm pretty sure the "team" consists of a dog tied to the "testing PC" and trained to bite anyone who approches.

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  21. Fact gathering exercize by LaughingCoder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Imagine if this is a special version of Vista that keeps detailed logs that can somehow find their way back to MS. This could give them a nice window (no pun intended) into the black hats' methods. Probably the black hats would be all over that, though.

    Or, imagine that the Vista they get is not the one the rest of us will get -- MS could, for example, purposely insert a bunch of security problems of varying severity and type to see how sophisticated the black hats are.

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  22. Incredibly stupid title by hellfire · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The title has created some incredibly +5 funny comments, which is great for cheap entertainment, but the title is completely fucking wrong and now the flamethrowers must be unleashed.

    From TFA:
    After suffering embarrassing security exploits over the past several years, Microsoft Corp. is trying a new tactic: inviting some of the world's best-known computer experts to try to poke holes in Vista, the next generation of its Windows operating system.

    Black hats are the bad guys, the guys actually hacking the computers for the sake of getting money and identities. The security experts are the good guys!

    Maybe I'm overreacting, but that little change in the title rather important. It turns the story from "Microsoft showing all the efforts it is making to improve security" to "Microsoft so desperate to improve security they invite convicted hackers/spammers/international mafia to come hack vista!"

    Of course, without said change, we have no +5 funny comments, and thus no real story to make fun of, because there's not much material to make fun of here, and nothing to critize about Microsoft because what they are doing in the article is what they should be doing. Nice Job Slashdot.

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  23. Trying to recreate the good ol' days by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can Microsoft every recreate the excitement that accompanied releases like Windows 3 or 95? Back then a large segment of the population, at least in the US, was still transitioning from no or limited personal computing to having and using their own machine, and they usually ran about $2000 for a leading edge one. Nowadays, just about anybody who can cough up $600 to Dell can have one on their doorstep in a few days, up and running, internet connected, and have been there, done that either before or at work. I can remember some year in the late 80's they called the ms-dos christmas, probably about when 386sx's became affordable.

    Since there's nothing really new, just more of the same, can Microsoft do ANYTHING to recreate the old stock pumping marketing splashes of yore?

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  24. Re:Spyware, Viruses, Botnets, etc by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Informative

    Lol, what? Windows has had ACLS and auditing since NT4.

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  25. Meaningless Ploy by eepok · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Am I the only one that sees this as a well-contained and rigged attempt at advertising security in high-control situations?

    OF COURSE it's going to be difficult/improbably to hack the Vista box that MS provides to Black Hat. It's running no unnecessary processes and has all known security checks locked down.

    What really matters (to consumers) is the following is whether or not it will be as secure when 15 different unnecessary and unupdated programs are running in the background.

    No? Somehow, I'm not surprised.

  26. concur by thegnu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Giving a little back does not make up for that.

    Yep. Virtue is not measured by how heavily you honey the urine you feed your fellow human beings, it's measured by how little you piss in their cup to begin with.

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