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Regulation That Could Stifle Video Over the Net?

bb writes to tell us that recent comments made by the FCC could be cause for concern for proponents of internet video. Being considered under the guise of a push against child pornography on the internet, VoN founder Jeff Pulver stated that this is just a warning shot. From the article: "He drew a parallel between this potential regulation and an attempt to ban or restrict Internet voice in 1996, and predicted a long battle and offered to help advocates of rights of IP video innovators. 'The VoN coalition will take people through the stages of what's going to happen,' he said."

155 comments

  1. Can't we just ban children instead? by ShaunC · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why don't we just make children illegal? That would solve a whole slew of problems, and makes just about as much sense.

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    1. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by legoburner · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It does make me wonder how long it will be before some rich person or company buys a few islands, establishes a country and bans children from them (think an almost-permananent vacation spot). I would assume that there are a lot of laws designed to push agendas based on 'protecting the children'and so I bet it would be quite an interesting country that only allows childless people to come and live there, and would certainly have interesting TV!

    2. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      "It does make me wonder how long it will be before some rich person or company buys a few islands, establishes a country and bans children from them..."

      I've often thought we could do something a little 'closer to home' than that.

      We have smoking and non-smoking sections in restaurants. I've always wanted to expand that into children and non-children sections. Sure would make a nice meal much nicer if you didn't have to worry about some inconsiderate parents bringing out a child that is too young to maintain themselves in a public manner.

      I'm not talking about a Chuck E. Cheese's mind you...that is a child oriented place, but, most any other place out there should be free from listening to little Johnny screamin his fool head off, and the parents won't take them out...or letting them walk all over the place "visiting" all the nice other patrons in the restaurant that really have no interested to see the interesting things he has done with a cracker and spit....

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    3. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by oahazmatt · · Score: 1
      Why don't we just make children illegal? That would solve a whole slew of problems, and makes just about as much sense.
      But that's a little too forceful and grating of a proposal... we need something a little more... modest.
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    4. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by toleraen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why stop there though? As is happening with smoking, more and more cities/states would just adopt a child free environment. Children would be required to either stay at home, stay outside of publicly accessible buildings (and at least 10 feet from any entrance), and would only be allowed in businesses where at least 50% of revenue is made from toy sales.

      Ahhh, sweet sweet utopia.

    5. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Skater · · Score: 1

      Remember the Lazy Inventor section on the Dilbert website? (If you're not familiar with it, the idea was you could post ideas and get feedback on them. "All talk, no funding.") The best one was "child-free days" where someone suggested restaurants and such have children-free days where adults could eat without screaming kids running around.

      You would've thought he'd suggested shooting all children on sight and clubbing baby seals to boot. The flamewar was HUGE.

    6. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by smithbp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I am in agreement that there are certain situations in which a child would be best left at home, I am also a new father. I do not think that a child who is unable to control themselves should be taken into say a nice restaurant or some other venue which would generally be quiet without their presence. Having said that though, there are certain places where people should expect for their to be noise, whether it be from the overly amplified TV sound or the conversation of the other 300 people eating at the restaurant, that a baby's cry or a small child's unruliness should be tolerated for the few moments that they could occur. Kids aren't dogs. You can't put a sign on the door that says "No Shirt, No Shoes, Kids, No Service" and expect that no one is going to say anything or that every parent group in the area is going to crush you with protestors and paperwork. Generally, the restaurants or establishments that kids don't belong in are pretty well identified. Don't generalize to exclude everyone because of one parent who hasn't taught their child manners.

    7. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by oahazmatt · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Having said that though, there are certain places where people should expect for their to be noise, whether it be from the overly amplified TV sound or the conversation of the other 300 people eating at the restaurant, that a baby's cry or a small child's unruliness should be tolerated for the few moments that they could occur.

      A baby's screams are magintudes more annoying than an overly loud tv or 300 people having a converstation. The fact that you CAN hear the screams over 300 people talking should be a clue. Also, there is some reseach that suggests that a baby's screams are at a certain frequency which is MEANT to cause irriatation to us (so that we try to mollify the child).

      People talking at normal volume is not annoying. A child screaming or a kid running out of control IS exteremly annoying, and ruins my experience. Why should I have to put up with a poorer experience because YOU chose to bring your child? I'm not talking about McDonalds, I'm talking about fancier places, where steaks start at $20 a pop. You know, places where two people can easily drop $50 or more on a meal.

      ou can't put a sign on the door that says "No Shirt, No Shoes, Kids, No Service" and expect that no one is going to say anything or that every parent group in the area is going to crush you with protestors and paperwork. Generally, the restaurants or establishments that kids don't belong in are pretty well identified.

      Why not? If someone does, why should people with kids care? Why the protests? How about just accepting it and not going? After all, the restraunt owner can keep out whoever he wants. People need to shut the hell up, really. A restraunt that bans kids may gain some publicity, but there is zero reason for protests and paperwork. If enough people like it, it will survive. If not enough do, it will go under. But to claim you have a RIGHT to eat their with your kid?

      Don't generalize to exclude everyone because of one parent who hasn't taught their child manners.

      First, its not excluding every. Its excluding people with kids. Second, did you ever stop to think that the generalization came about because screaming kids is becoming more and more of a problem for those of us that want a nice dining experience? My wife and I have given up on movies, because its now COMMON for the stupid teens (and even a large number of adults) who can't keep their mouth shut for an hour and twenty minutes to be there.

    9. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Sure would make a nice meal much nicer if you didn't have to worry about some inconsiderate parents bringing out a child that is too young to maintain themselves in a public manner.

      My daughter has had good restaurant manners since the age of 2. I personally get rather annoyed when we get stuck in a section filled with parents who haven't taught their children to behave just because our daughter is the wrong age. Why should we have to suffer just because some people can't teach their children proper etiquette? She has misbehaved in a restaurant exactly once, at the age of 4. We packed up immediately and left, and she's never done it again.

    10. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why should a family not be allowed at nice restraunts because you are an asshole?

    11. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you can't legislate manners because someone will always find a way to get around it. Besides, like it or not, one of the greatest freedoms in America is the freedom to be an asshole.

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    12. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      When did finding a screaming baby annoying become being an asshole? Would it be acceptable if an adult was constantly screaming in the restraunt? Would that not annoy the other diners? Funny, I always though those that were bothering others were being assholes, not the ones being bothered.

    13. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      Wrong, if you use that logic we cant legislate murders, but we do anyways.
      You can legislate anything and enforce it, whether it is practical to stop every occurance, that is doubtful.

      But just cause people will find a way around it doesnt mean it shouldnt be legislated.

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    14. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      In the US we have these "islands" all over the place. They're called "senior housing."

    15. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "You can't put a sign on the door that says "No Shirt, No Shoes, Kids, No Service" and expect that no one is going to say anything or that every parent group in the area is going to crush you with protestors and paperwork."

      The restaurant owners would never know there were protesters due to the overwhelming crowd of people constantly trying to get in and eat there.

      And hey, if the government can tell private business owners other legal activities they can't do in their own businesses (like smoking), then business owners can tell kids to buzz off. I'd personally eat at a place like that all the time. One of the reasons I chose not to have kids is so I wouldn't have to hear and see that crap. What about my rights to a scream-free environment??

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    16. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Well, first off I don't think we actually "legislate murders", although I'm sure Howard Dean has some incoherent rant to the contrary. However, I think I know what you meant.

      If you use your logic you end up with tens of thousands of useless laws that no one can enforce because while they are well-intentioned, if they can't be enforced they are meaningless. Only an idiot would do something like that, oh wait, that's exactly what we have now. Never mind.

      The solution, of course, to unenforceable laws, is more unenforceable laws. At least if you are in Congress, because it doesn't matter what you do when your success is measured solely by the volume of your output and the severity of perversions, crimes and evil you can attribute to the members across the aisle.

      Ultimately, you couldn't outlaw being an asshole because only about 3 people in the government wouldn't be guilty.

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    17. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Hehehe.

      Oh that's wicked.

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    18. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that you have no problem with exluding all kids from a restraunt so that you can have a "quiet evening" at a noisy restraunt. Do you think all kids scream and are noisy, or would the quiet kids just be out of luck?

    19. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by wgaryhas · · Score: 1

      you have no such right.

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    20. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      I am just pointing out that way too many people are afraid of any concept of legislation, when in fact it can be quite effective. Since they basically abstain from that in entirety, they have no effect on what eventually happens, stupid laws.

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    21. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      I agree, since it doesn't take being a kid to be obnoxious anyway. I love the people who can't sit down... up, down, up, down....

    22. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Not everything goes how we'd like and screaming kids are just one of the things we have to accept. Parents should, and generally do, use judgement when taking small children out, but we can't ban children from life's functions (nor should we).

      People need to stop thinking so selfishly. Next time you hear a child scream just think about how good your life is and how much worse it could possibly be. If you're reading /. life can't be all that bad (thoug it could be better ;-) ).

    23. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Because the resteraunt doesn't have time to get to know your kid... they are trying to serve the most amount of people and make them as happy as possible. You might think that your daughter is a saint, and a wonderful little bundle of joy that everyone should love to have around - but so does every other parent in the world.

    24. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by gardenermike · · Score: 1

      Billions of years of evolution to hone our reproductive skills, and somehow we get... requests for a ban on children?

      Humans have evolved to be very nurturing of children: an extremely long formative period as a child allows for high adaptibility. The results of this are that kids act like, well, kids. There's nothing upsetting about this unless you are scared to address their needs. That discomfort is the voice in your head saying "that kid needs help, and I'm sitting here drinking a beer." If a child is crying painfully in a restaurant, ask them/their parents if they need some help! That's what the kid is crying for.

      A deep love for kids is instinctive, and I think you are missing the reason for your strong reaction.

    25. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A deep love for kids is instinctive, and I think you are missing the reason for your strong reaction."

      I'm sorry, but I disagree. It's a purely animal instinct that some people have allowed to develop more strongly than others. It's purely instinctive, purely survival that has people react favorably to children. Studies have been done that show that after childbirth, the genetic makeup of a mother's brain changes to be more accepting of her child's behavior. The father's brain is also somewhat changed, to not kill his offspring like many other species.

      Myself, I don't like kids. My wife doesn't like kids. Our best friends don't like kids. I'm not a "kid hater", but I prefer that they're not around me at any point. My sister has 4 kids, my other friends have children, and they're not the spawn of Satan, but they're definitely not people I want to hang out with. I don't have a 'deep, instinctive love' of them.

      I'm glad you like/love children - somebody has to, otherwise the species would die out. I think people thinking it is a "duty" to have children are misguided, though. There are plenty of us on this planet -- too many, by many accounts.

      A "legacy" is not left by your having children - monkeys do that. :) Your legacy -- if you believe that Man truly has any effect on this world - is more about how you interact with others and their children, and less with your reproductive system. :)

    26. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not the only one either, since you were modded up for karma instead of for being funny. Not many English majors around here would be my guess. But one would think it's famous enough that a person's field doesn't matter whether they know of it or not.

    27. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by LocalH · · Score: 1

      Well, you could have a policy where unruly kids (and the entire party they are with) will be removed from the restaurant. Then, if a kid gets out of hand, the parents can deal with him/her after they've been removed.

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    28. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      This sounds familiar ... almost like some TV show has done an episode with that premise before.

    29. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by mibus · · Score: 1

      Why not? If someone does, why should people with kids care? Why the protests? How about just accepting it and not going? After all, the restraunt owner can keep out whoever he wants.

      Right. Let's ban disabled people too, because those damn wheelchairs are so huge! I mean, they take up all the gap between tables and it's difficult to walk around them. (Especially with a pram ;)

      Seriously though, whenever I go to a restaurant I do my best to keep my two kids quiet; that said there's no 100% way to guarantee that they won't be naughty at least once in the 40 minutes we might be there. I don't take them anywhere incredibly up-market (not that I could afford to ;), but it's not unrealistic in most places to accept some noise from children.

      Unless you suggest we ban people with annoying laughs, too. Then I might agree :-D

    30. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Rytr23 · · Score: 1

      I beleive he was being facetious about the his 'Right". Stop being a literal larry. Silly goose.

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    31. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 1
      You might think that your daughter is a saint, and a wonderful little bundle of joy that everyone should love to have around - but so does every other parent in the world.

      Haven't seen very many parents lately, have you? The instances of parents that hate their children is getting rather frightening these days, though the frequency of it ever is pretty frightening for someone with no frame of reference for such an insane state of mind.

    32. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what the kid is crying for.

      Or the kid's just being a brat.

    33. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Shimmer · · Score: 1

      I read this twice, and it seems that you are mostly serious. The Shakers tried something like this (though with a very different intent) via celibacy.

      Turns out that societies that don't actively reproduce tend to tie out pretty quickly. Who'd a thunk it?

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    34. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1
      Right. Let's ban disabled people too, because those damn wheelchairs are so huge! I mean, they take up all the gap between tables and it's difficult to walk around them.
      You are confusing behavior with a condition. One is voluntary, the other is not.
    35. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
      I am just pointing out that way too many people are afraid of any concept of legislation, when in fact it can be quite effective.

      I think they're afraid of legislation, because bad legislation takes forever to get fixed. The U.S. STILL has the DMCA and crypto export laws, for example.

    36. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People need to stop thinking so selfishly. Next time you hear a child scream just think about how good your life is and how much worse it could possibly be. If you're reading /. life can't be all that bad (thoug it could be better ;-) ).

      First off, stop with the "people need" weaselshit. People clearly don't "need" what you would like them to think they need. The phrasing is simply your own petty way of stifling argument by projecting your own "needs" onto the general population. Fucking self-absorbed asshole!

      Your priggish reflection on /. readers is also way off base.

    37. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by mibus · · Score: 1

      You are confusing behavior with a condition. One is voluntary, the other is not.

      Almost all children are noisy, it's almost a fact of their existence. There's nothing the child can do about it, and there's (frequently) not much the parent can do, either.

      While there are certainly times when a parent can intervene, a (for instance) six month old baby does not understand 'quiet'. If a parent is neglectful of their children's behaviour, that's another matter, but it's not always the way.

    38. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beeing a child is a condition.

    39. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by shilly · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Two thoughts:
      1) The main reason why American babies cry so much is because the US has a very dysfunctional parenting culture. You want your kids to stop being whiny brats, try not leaving them to scream their lungs out for hours at a time at the age of 3 months. And try hugging them too. Oh, and feeding them with breastmilk when they show signs of being hungry/thirsty. And letting them sleep next to you for the first couple of years of their life, as they are evolved to do. That way they will generally grow up secure, happy and aware that they don't need to immediately scream if they want to have any chance of having their needs met.
      2) That dysfunctional parenting culture is part of a wider culture with some seriously negative attitudes towards kids ... and towards food. In places where good food is standard, kids are welcomed in the poshest of restaurants. Raymond Blanc's Le Manoir Aux Quatr'Saisons is a case in point; see also the whole of Spain, where kids are loved and attended to, and allowed to be kids, and where food is generally good and often great.

    40. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Movie theaters have such policies. They are also never enforced. You also get into other problems if you do remove them. Do they get a free dinner? Likely yes, since it'd be hard to force someone to pay if you're also forcing them to leave. That puts the restraunt in a bad situation, especially as assholes that have their kids act out for the purpose of getting a free meal come along.

      That said, if the restraunt wants a policy of removing parties with unruley kids, why is that acceptable but simply a policy of 'no kids' is not?

    41. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by LocalH · · Score: 1

      Personally, I have no issue with a "no kids" policy for any business. I was merely compromising with those who say that a "no kids" policy is inherently wrong.

      Here's the way I'd handle the situation you bring up - if the orders have not been brought to the table, then they pay nothing but get nothing, and the food stays in the back. This would also apply to appetizers (so, for example, if they ordered appetizers, received them, and then were removed before they received their meals, then they would pay only for the appetizers). However, if the orders have been delivered, then they pay on the way out (I'd also allow them to pack the food into takeout containers, of course, so as not to rip them off). That way, there are no free meals. Yes, you'll have some wasted food, but as I understand it food goes wasted every day anyway (people sending incorrect orders back to the kitchen, for example).

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    42. Re:Can't we just ban children instead? by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1
      While there are certainly times when a parent can intervene, a (for instance) six month old baby does not understand 'quiet'.
      If we were talking only about infants, then yes, you'd be 100% correct. However...

      Almost all children are noisy, it's almost a fact of their existence. There's nothing the child can do about it, and there's (frequently) not much the parent can do, either.
      That is simply not true. Once a child learns to speak and is able to communicate effectively, say around age 3 and above, there absolutely is something the parent can do about it, by teaching the child some basic manners. We've all seen both good AND bad examples of this; some small children are well-behaved, they say 'please' and 'thank you' and don't throw screaming tantrums in public, while others are little Tasmanian Devils. I'm not saying it's easy to raise a well-behaved child, but it's certainly possible, we've all seen the proof from time to time, and I for one tend to be quite impressed by it.
  2. More Regulation is not the answer... by chad.koehler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Child porography is already illegal, why make a ban on it on a specific medium? Also, how does the FCC have any say in this anyway?

    1. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legislation enacted by the FCC would enable them to prosecute violations much easier. More laws == more to charge you with. It's the old "Throw as much shit at them, and we'll see what sticks" routine.

    2. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by mordors9 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Using a gun to kill someone is illegal, but some still feel the overwhelming need to ban guns... I would finish my thought but that might bring the wrath of the moderators down on me...

    3. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, how does the FCC have any say in this anyway?

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    4. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by IAmTheDave · · Score: 4, Funny
      Using a gun to kill someone is illegal

      Not to troll, but only under certain circumstances. Using a gun to kill in self defense or in service to your country is not illegal.

      Fight crime, shoot back.

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    5. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by kippers · · Score: 0, Troll

      Remember guns do very little but kill, whereas videos on the internet are about as bad news as videos on the TV.

    6. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, how does the FCC have any say in this anyway?

      Because they want to be given the power to regulate the internet. Once they have a foothold, they can push for more.

    7. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Legislation enacted by the FCC would enable them to prosecute violations much easier."

      I thought the FCC was formed to regulate the 'radio' frequencies ,so we wouldn't be transmitting over each other.

      What they hell does content over the internet (or cable tv for that matter) have to do with their mandate?? I mean, it isn't as if these internet 'tubes' are going over the airwaves...pretty much transmitted and connected to by wire isn't it?

      (wireless routers not withstanding).

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    8. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I tried to watch "Big Brother" once and if I hadn't shut it off when I did, I'm sure it would have killed me.

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    9. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by Firefly1 · · Score: 1

      Said routine seems by its design to run afoul of double jeopardy. On that note, certain civil suits should've been laughed out of court, but I digress.

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    10. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by mordors9 · · Score: 1

      You want to compare the number of rounds fired each year at targets (whether paper or clay targets) and the number of rounds fired to kill someone. I think that would easily show your premise is wrong.

    11. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by complexmath · · Score: 1

      Not to troll, but only under certain circumstances. Using a gun to kill in self defense or in service to your country is not illegal.

      This actually varies by state in the US. In some states, if someone breaks into your house and attacks you with a knife and you shoot him, you can be arrested for the use of unreasonable force. Here's a quote from a defense law website:

      Any force that exceeds the minimum amount reasonably necessary to defend against an assailant may result in the authorities charging the defender with a crime as well as the assailant. . . When determining the reasonableness of the force used, the law will look to any non-violent alternatives, if any, available to the defender at the time of the incident. Non-violent alternatives may include such things as yielding to the assailant's verbal insults, backing away from a fight, refusing to engage in mutual combat, or other somewhat humbling actions. Some states permit a defender to "stand his/her ground" and not yield to an assailant.

      This can be a real problem in some cases because a trained fighter can be accused of using unreasonable force simply for punching someone.

    12. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The points remainds valid. A gun exists only to harm (humans or other animals), every shot fired from a gun that doesn't hurt or kill something is either a miss or practice shot so you don't miss again.

    13. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      This can be a real problem in some cases because a trained fighter can be accused of using unreasonable force simply for punching someone.
      A friend of mine has been in the military and has had a little bit of specialized hand to hand combat training.

      One night, coming out of a bar, he was mugged by a man carrying a knife. He did exactly what anyone confident enough in their ability to defend themselves would do, he disarmed the guy and punched him in the face, knocking him down and allowing my friend to get away.

      His parole just ended a couple of months ago. The court said that because of his military training, he had used 'unreasonable force.' Uh, right. How any LESS forceful could he have been and been equally as effective?

      Crap like that is ridiculous.
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    14. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by vinn01 · · Score: 1


      A friend of mine is a Thai kick boxing champ. He had a similar problem when a drunk a-hole jumped him. Being too well trained makes it "not a fair fight" (according to the law).

      If you ever have to defend yourself, never admit to having *any* training. Get a lawyer. Keep your mouth shut. Don't assume that just because you are morally right (acting in self-defense), that will keep you out of legal trouble.

    15. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      ...and don't document your training.

    16. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      You'd just better hope the one you killed isn't a cop.

      If you have to make a decision to take such extreme measures, you should expect to have a difficult time defending yourself afterward regardless of the circumstances. The best solution is always avoidance if at all possible.

    17. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      What country do you live in?

    18. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      According to crazylaws.com, it's legal in some states to shoot more than 5 Native Americans in a group, under the assumption that they're a raiding party.

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    19. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      What is it with people thinking that knives aren't dangerous weapons? If I have a gun, and somebody comes after me with a knife, I'm damn well going to shoot him, and it would be foolish for me to do otherwise. The only major disadvantage a knife has is that it has a limited range.

      Hell, knives can rip through A good many bullet-proof vests!

    20. Re:More Regulation is not the answer... by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1
      Unlikely. From the top of crazylaws.com's main page:
      This website is part of the GetAmused.com Humor Network
      Some of the oddball laws on that page may just happen to be true, but it's a joke page. No reliable sources are cited for anything listed. You're supposed to laugh at it, not use it as a damned reference.
  3. and here's me thinking it was allready illegal. by Kenja · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I could have sworn that child pron' videos where allready illegal, regardless of medium.

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    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    1. Re:and here's me thinking it was allready illegal. by lostboy2 · · Score: 1

      TFA was pretty sparse on details, so here's a stab at what I think it was talking/worried about:
      <guess>
      The concern might be that this is similar to the movement to hold ISPs responsible for their content.

      The trick is that sites like myspace.com allow users to post their own content. Now, suppose some randy under-aged teenager posts sexually-suggestive photos or vids of him/herself on his/her myspace page. Technically, this would be considered child pornography and would be illegal (in the US, anyway).

      So, the concern might be that the FCC will come down on myspace for allowing this to happen(even if myspace eventually pulls the content once they become aware of it), in the same way that the FCC fined CBS $500,000 for Janet Jackson's nipple slip during the Superbowl.

      If that occurs, then that puts a huge burden on myspace to police their content before allowing it to be published. Since that's really not feasible, that means sites like myspace and youtube (et al) might have to pack it in. That would be a shame.

      Of course, the FCC would have jurisdiction only over US-based sites, I think, but that would still suck.
      </guess>

    2. Re:and here's me thinking it was allready illegal. by timeOday · · Score: 1

      That would be a fine objection if there were some new proposed legislation, which there isn't. The article, if you take the time to look at it, is nothing but fearmongering - not "think of the children," but "beware those who cry 'think of the children.'" The whole "issue" is just some group pontificating about something they hope the government doesn't do in the future.

  4. Just say no... by HatchedEggs · · Score: 3, Informative

    I would be very disappointed if the government allowed actions that had a negative impact on internet video.

    My wife is from Sweden and she uses it to communicate with her parents regularily. Without that we'd be limited in our ability to spend quality time with them... even a continent apart. I know there are tons of people just like us that find internet video to be incredibly important in their lives.

    I certainly support the government in doing what it can in dealing with child pornography and other things along those lines... but trying to apply a tax or stifle innovation in regards to technological advance would have alot of societal negatives.

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    Justin - Don't be afraid of my blog, it won't bite.
    1. Re:Just say no... by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, lets hope they never limit the internet broadcasts of swedish wives.

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      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    2. Re:Just say no... by HatchedEggs · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, you dog :-P

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      Justin - Don't be afraid of my blog, it won't bite.
    3. Re:Just say no... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      They are't talking about private videoconferencing. They are talking about 'productions' made for public consumtion. Think YouTube.

    4. Re:Just say no... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1
      Torrent plz kthx.

      ;)

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  5. Details please by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 1

    This article only has about one sentence of new information, and it's second-hand at that. What did the FCC commissioner actually say?

    1. Re:Details please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This article only has about one sentence of new information, and it's second-hand at that. What did the FCC commissioner actually say?

      Yes, this article wasn't too helpful. But maybe the FCC commissioner didn't actually say how the FCC should go about to try and stop child pornography. Which should start ringing Freedom of Speech alarm bells. Child Pornography and sexual abuse is already illegal, and wherever it is found I hope there would be a serious investigation to try and help the children being abused and to punish the abuser. But that should be for the FBI, or an investigative organization with police powers. With the FCC talking about what it can do, I'd be very concerned about prior restraint of freedom of speech.

  6. More government regulations? by bloatboy · · Score: 1

    Remeber the scariest nine words in English: "I'm from the government and I'm here to help"

    1. Re:More government regulations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although now days its more like: "I'm from the government and I'm here to help... myself, sucker!"

    2. Re:More government regulations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then remember that it was Ronald Regan who coined that phrase WHILE he was the president. The president of the US saying that about the US government, its almost treasonous. Then he goes and has one of the biggest government spending sprees in US history. I guess big government is allright as long as they aren't actually trying to do anything good for you.

    3. Re:More government regulations? by Jewfro_Macabbi · · Score: 2, Informative

      --Ronald Reagan You left out that part

    4. Re:More government regulations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The president of the US saying that about the US government, its almost treasonous.

      Nearly as bad as the Fucking Republican who said it was the duty of the Republican congress to pass the president's agenda. I guess he thinks he doesn't have to admit he was raped if he turns himself out.

      What was truly treasonous was when the fucking bastard declared open season on the American working class by firing the air traffic controllers. The floodgates were then opened to any imaginable abuse of unionized workers, in full knowledge that the government would back you up.

      Possibly more treasonous was the pusillanimous congress (remember that in the Kama Sutra congress is another word for fucking) renaming the national airport after the suppurating prick. Nice slap in the face to labor.

      And for a supreme example of arrogance and being cynical, remember the year when, as governor of California, he said, "Taxes should hurt". That was the same year he himself paid zero taxes due to paper "losses" on his "ranch".

  7. Pipe dreams by Electronik · · Score: 2, Interesting
    a video could be coded so a person watching could run a cursor over the shirt an actor is wearing, right click on it to find out more about it and left click on it to buy it, Pulver said.

    ... as he took another hit from his bong.

    Who is going to sit and encode this information, mapped frame by frame? You would have to encode EVERYTHING in the film this way, otherwise it would be worse than mystery meat navagation, it would be MOVING mystery meat navagation!

    Pulver needs to think things through!
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    1. Re:Pipe dreams by deadryk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mornin'

      Actually, Media100 came out with this several years ago, http://www.creativemac.com/HTM/News/07_00/media100 i.htm
      . It was QT based and not that difficult to define and use. It did add to the post production, but you could do some swanky interactive stuff with online video. Too bad it never really took off. Twas fun stuff.

      oh yeah, almost forgot, "But think of the children..."

    2. Re:Pipe dreams by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      It's actually much simpler than this; you just have a separate stream (along with the video and audio -- think subtitles) that defines clickable areas with links, relative to a frame range. You can even do morphing links, where the link changes shape and tracks a moving object. I can't see the application being much different than what QuickTime already does, or from Closed Captioning/subtitles for that matter. You could even have the links link to subtitle streams, where pointing at a laptop will bring up text about what laptop it is, and who is currently selling it for what price. Pointing at someone's head might bring up text and a link about their hairdresser. Or, it might bring up something else.

  8. The real reason: Money and control by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First of all, video through the internet bypasses all and any kind of regulation when it comes to the "distribution of distribution", i.e. the way video content and its distribution ways work today, where certain groups hold the right to broadcast certain content in certain areas. Why do you think Region Codes exist for DVDs? Why do you think satelite TV providers are under constant fire from them because they technically don't have the "right" to show this content in that area, even though that satelite can be received in the latter?

    The internet is by its very definition an international medium. What would keep me from getting a stream directly from the country it originates instead of waiting until some distributor in my area buys the rights to distribute it? The distribution market would very suddenly hit a very deep hole. Not the worst thing in my books, by far not, but I can see the flak generated from that area.

    And of course, control. Blogs have already shown what can happen when normal people dare to speak their mind and publish it. With the 'net, it's no big deal. Everyone can afford doing it, while you'd need quite some amount of money to get the same kind of audience with a newspaper or similar publication. Now imagine this for news broadcasts. Which is a serious threat to control mechanisms employed to keep networks under control.

    TV networks, especially news networks, are in the hands of a very small group of people, who are for one very easy to influence (being a small group), and who have a lot of influence themselves (by being the ones who have the monopoly on "the truth" that is broadcast). Both is endangered by the ability of "normal" people to do the same, bringing news to you.

    And unlike blogs, you don't need to be literate or willing to read to get the info. You only have to turn on your "internet TV".

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    1. Re:The real reason: Money and control by bobstaff · · Score: 1

      Why not get rid of the middle man.

      If the BBC in Britain for example makes programs, instead of selling them to the SciFi channel or BBC America, they could make them available directly now they've just got to make money by doing so.

      They could offer them through subscription, I'd be happy to be able to pick and choose the content I want and loose the 200+channels I never watch but have to pay for to get the 20 that I watch.

      Or they could interleave commercials into the feed. Some companies might want to buy commercial time worldwide (Coke, Pepsi, etc..), others might want to only send commercials to viewers in specific areas, kind of like the US networks do but on a worldwide scale. Someone would have to work out how to insert these local commercials but that would give the now unemployed middle men something to do.

  9. Child pornography and 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe it's time to write a new novel, with "think of the children" as the foundation for the enslavement of the masses in a giant bureaucratic industrial machine?

    This collectivization, represented by nurses wearing bracelets that allows people to track how much time they spend in the bathroom, video cameras in public restrooms, and on and on... threatens to turn the public into peasants -- people who own nothing, not even their own voice. We're already seeing a push away from ownership of anything with DRM and infinite copyright.

    Welcome to the new Tsarist Russia!

    1. Re:Child pornography and 1984 by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Don't write a novel, you won't reach the public. Help direct a movie about it instead. :-p

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  10. Since there was no content in the article by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since the article was completely content-free aside from a mention of considering banning child pornography on the internet (whatever the hell that means when it's already illegal), I'm going to take this opportunity to talk completely out of my ass.

    Damn you, government. Why must you intrude into every aspect of my life? The free market will punish child pornographers, and regulation killed my son.

  11. The all-purpose excuse. by Perp+Atuitie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guess "terrorism" is getting old as the all-purpose excuse for enforcing every corporate and political wishlist on the public. Time to haul out the ol' child porn whip to keep monopolies going, keep incumbents in office, secure better bribes for the elect. Wrecking the Internet is sure easier than having a society that's interested enough to teach kids to take care of themselves. Something like 8000 kids die from cars every year, but I haven't heard a peep about banning cars, or even thinking about minor changes in the transportation system. That, apparently, wouldn't feather any "child protectors'" nests.

    1. Re:The all-purpose excuse. by russ1337 · · Score: 1
      I guess "terrorism" is getting old as the all-purpose excuse....
      Are you saying we'd find Osama if he was a kiddy fidler? I dont know what TSA would do if the next al-quaeda airplane attempt was not a hi-jack but to 'fiddle with little Johhny'... what then, ban HANDS?

      I think you are quite right though, pushing through legislation with this kind of tactic reeks of media companies involvement. When all they had to do was regulate video due to the terrorists Iraq beheadings. You are right Jsaltz, this is an abomination.
  12. The FCC called... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny

    They said they wanted us at /. to stop talking about child pornography.

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    No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
  13. Godwin's Law of The Second Kind by Rectum2003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What we should do is to make a Godwin's Law of The Second Kind, which would say:

    "As justifications for restrictive online laws are given, the probability of a politician mentioning child pornography approaches one."

    At that point that politician should be publicly humiliated, thrown out of Congress, and stoned in the street.

    Enough already with child porn, the new communism and the new terrorism.

    1. Re:Godwin's Law of The Second Kind by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      At that point that politician should be publicly humiliated, thrown out of Congress, and stoned in the street.

      No, hanged from the nearest lamppost.

      "Stoned" might be taken to mean giving the politician marijuana, and we want to avoid any such politicians having a pleasurable experience. Maybe if the marijuana was laced with PCP and then a crowd dressed in demon suits started dancing around the politician with flaming torches to give them that extra-special eerie glow...

      -b.

  14. good thing by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Could Stifle Video Over the Net

    Good thing. We wouldn't want the tubes to get all clogged up with video. When my staff sends me an internet, I need to get it on time.

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    The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
  15. I hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope they ban family portraits next. All it does is show children dolled up like they're trying to look good for adults. Who knows how many less pedophiles we'd have if they were never exposed to the Sears Portrait Center advertisements? Don't even get me started about the telephone. 1-900-hawt-kid indeed.

    1. RE: I hope... by Nonillion · · Score: 1

      "I hope they ban family portraits next. All it does is show children dolled up like they're trying to look good for adults. Who knows how many less pedophiles we'd have if they were never exposed to the Sears Portrait Center advertisements?"

      While we're at it, might as well ban all children from the Sears, JC Penny, Wall-Mart catalogs and other ads containing children's clothing. You never know how many pedophiles get these things and jack off to the pictures. Do the world a favor, shoot a politician.

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      "I bow to no man" - Riddick
  16. Summary, 70's style. by Kesch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    *Intended to be read in the voice of a stoned hippie*

    Iternet video is like totally cool and stuff and theres like a bunch of potentail in it and stuff, man. And, uh..., the FCC is like maybe gonna regulate it or something cause you know there could be like child porn and the FCC likes regulating stuff, cause you know this Internet video stuff kinda looks like TV and the FCC regulates that.

    *end hipie*

    Honestly this article is one of the most useless waste of 2 pages I have ever seen. The one time I RTFA and it turns out to contain less information than the ingredient list of the yogurt I'm eating.

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    If this signature is witty enough, maybe somebody will like me.
    1. Re:Summary, 70's style. by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      Dude, that's some scary yogurt you're eating.

  17. Dont read titles quick, evar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whew. Was I the only one who quickly title read *Religion* That Could Stifle Video Over the Net?

  18. So it becomes illegal in the US by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1, Informative

    Who cares, the internet is more than the US.

    1. Re:So it becomes illegal in the US by tgcid · · Score: 1

      "When the USA sneezes the rest of the world catches pneumonia."

  19. Bad article, but there must be something there... by The+Dalex · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the FCC person talked about prohibiting anyone under 18 from distributing video over the internet? They did specifically mention that we will start to see more videos created by children now that equipment and broadband are cheap and widely available. That would be stifling, for sure.

  20. Excuse to control distribution by klui · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The internet has allowed videos/shows to be distributed more easily that can embarrass or harm those in control in the U.S. Just do a search for a show that was to be shown on the Discovery Channel named "Conspiracy of Silence" for instance.

    1. Re:Excuse to control distribution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Excuse to control distribution by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      True... but most people have been conditioned to think Government Regulation = Protecting the People, that there is virtually no regulation the vast majority of people will not support so long as it addresses some fear (say, Child Porn or Hate Speech or whatever).

  21. abercrombie is for nuns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently came across an interesting example of this promotional video/clothing advertising, over some fairly well edited pr0n. Googling 'shai' should get you there.

  22. parent is a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sir, are a troll. On the whole, the rest of the world has historically been more than willing to bend to inquiries from the various US governmental agencies. I would go on but why waste the time indulging you.

  23. banning stuff under the name of child pornography by Arwing · · Score: 2, Informative

    Isn't this the same excuse China gave for regulating internet? So FCC is taking a page out of China's playbook of how to restrict information? Well, at least they are learning from one of the biggest censor in the world. I am so tired of all these "Why won't you think about the children?" crap, if we let these people run things, next thing we know, the children will watch nothing but Barney on PBS.

  24. Re:banning stuff under the name of child pornograp by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    if we let these people run things, next thing we know, the children will watch nothing but Barney on PBS. ... and they will be breaking the law by doing so!

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  25. There are places like that already. by InThane · · Score: 3, Informative

    They're called "bars" or "taverns", and nobody under the age of 21 is allowed in them, at least in the United States. Mind you, many of the patrons of such establishments have problems acting better than the kids somebody would go to such a place to escape...

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    1. Re:There are places like that already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Minors are allowed in bars with their parents in most states. I think you're confusing bars with strip clubs.

    2. Re:There are places like that already. by binarybum · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where are you getting this info from? I've lived in many states and have never been to one where children accompanied by adults aren't allowed into bars (unless a particular bar or tavern has a policy against that). Plenty of bars allow people under the age of 21 to enter unaccompanied, they're just not allowed to drink.

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    3. Re:There are places like that already. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Bull. I think they should be banned, but I've done to the Olive Garden and had 5 year olds sitting at the bar. Also many bars do actually serve food, and kids are still allowed there.

    4. Re:There are places like that already. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Try Wisconsin. But they are working on trying to keep kids out of bars...
      http://www.jointogether.org/news/headlines/inthene ws/2003/wis-lawmaker-wants-to-stop.html

      "Rep. John Ainsworth (R-Shawano) wants to change a Wisconsin law that allows children to consume alcoholic drinks at bars as long as their parents are present, the Associated Press reported Aug. 20.

      Ainsworth's bill would only allow individuals age 18 and older to drink in bars if accompanied by a parent or guardian."

      So only 18 year olds and up can drink with dad, way to tighten the reigns Wisconsin.

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    5. Re:There are places like that already. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      s/reigns/reins -- need more coffee...

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    6. Re:There are places like that already. by Amouth · · Score: 1

      some bars/areas in NC will not let under 18 in even with a parent after a certian time..

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    7. Re:There are places like that already. by futuresheep · · Score: 2, Informative

      Washington is one. Minors are not allowed in bars, taverns, or the lounge area of restaurants.

    8. Re:There are places like that already. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Georgia (or maybe just Atlanta; I'm not sure) recently enacted laws like that -- I was annoyed that my girlfriend and I suddenly couldn't eat at The Vortex (which is technically a bar, but we go there for the great burgers) for a few months because she was only 20 at the time.

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  26. Not Quite MTV.... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

    "FCC killed the video star..."

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  27. wtf? by masterofsquids · · Score: 1

    Hey FCC. Just lock up everyone in a little tiny cage, that will solve all of your bull shit problems.
    It's not internet video that promotes child prono, but yet the fact that there are children.

  28. mee tooooooo!!!11! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You also have a long history of trollish "So why should I care?"-type posts. Please do us all a favor and come back to the table when you have something intelligent to add to the conversation. Right now all you do is demand to know why you should care. Perhaps you are destined not to care ;) So please don't care and move on.

    Thanks.

    Regards,
    The Slashdot Community

  29. My Take on the whole thing. by KeyThing · · Score: 3, Interesting



    IMHO, the whole deal falls back to people in "power" not fully understanding how things work, thusly fearing them. First VOIP. They feared is, as they did not understand it, and did not know how they would "control" it. They initially thought every kid who could run a linux box at their house would end up being their own telecom. (Not too far from the truth, but hey). Now VOIP has matured, and they're regulated (for the most part).

    Enter (so to speak, it's been around a while) Video "over IP" (man, we can't call it VOIP, and MOIP just sounds weird)... they freak out. They fear people will be broadcasting their own TV shows (lonelygirl?) to the world. Fear of loss of control enters. So, they pull out the big guns. Namely the "child porn" gun.

    Yes. Child porn is illegal. It's wrong. It's bad. It's horrible.

    But Child porn isn't the issue.

    The issue is they don't understand how Streaming media works. They don't understand how they can regulate it. They don't understand how they can make money off of it.

    So, *FUD*, they pull out the kiddie porn gun.

    Education before legislation. That's the key. That's what they're missing.

    As a person who is making a decent living off of Video on the web, I can tell you, I don't feel that much will come of this. I don't think I'll open my mail one day to a C&D Order from the government, nor some big bill from the IRS. I think this one will just blow on over.

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    1. Re:My Take on the whole thing. by jamstar7 · · Score: 2
      IMHO, the whole deal falls back to people in "power" not fully understanding how things work, thusly fearing them. First VOIP. They feared is, as they did not understand it, and did not know how they would "control" it. They initially thought every kid who could run a linux box at their house would end up being their own telecom. (Not too far from the truth, but hey). Now VOIP has matured, and they're regulated (for the most part).

      Dood, they understand it alright. What they understand best, though, is that they don't control it. What they want is more control, and they're willing to do the hot button topic of the day for quoteable soundbites on the 11 o'clock news to show that they're 'doing something' about the percieved 'problem'. What they want is control. They get this by playing to their campaign contributors. It wins them elections. Notice how VOIP was suddenly made available as soon as a megacorp figured out a way to make a buck off it and control it?

      Think of it. An Internet free of non-government approved 'content', with the 'approved' content neatly packaged in DRM to protect the rights of the media corporations that own the eternal copyright to it, in formats that require you to shell out even more money when the formats change for no good technological reason.

      What a great day that will be, eh?

      A free press kept the US free. Open access to fax machines helped bring down the Soviet Union. Now our 'leaders' want to turn back the clock as well as crib from the Soviet's playbook.

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  30. Which problem to address first? by kinglink · · Score: 1

    The fact that the Internet isn't american, the fact that the video's aren't american, the problem with regulation of stuff that is already a heavy crime, or the fact this isn't even worthy news.

    I'll assume everyone heard everything and the last one is the only one worth meantioning.

    This article isn't say there's legislation in the house. This is saying the FCC is considering legislation. Let's find the legislation first and then rally ourselves into a frenzy. It's good to be aware of the coming storm, but when your Florida and the storm hits New Orleans it might not be worth it. From the sounds of the article this is a rally cry for an outrage that hasn't even been confirmed to be coming. Let's not turn our focuses from current problems to something that may be coming but may not even work or make sense.

  31. Bad Anaology by brunes69 · · Score: 1, Troll

    People always use this gun analogy and it is (pardon the pun) dead wrong.

    The fact of the matter is, a gun is far more likely to kill the owner of the gun, a casual bystander, or someone totally different (when the gun is stolen), than it is a criminal while protecting life or property. The odds of you dying from a gunshot wound increase by a large margin when you own a handgun.

    Whether you agree with the practice or not, regulating handguns can at least *BE PROVEN* to reduce these types of deaths of people who have nothing to do with the crime.

    Regulating child pornogrpahy on the internet does nothing to protect anyone or reduce anything, because anyone involved in posting it or looking at it is already doing something illegal. There *are* no "innocent bystanders".

    1. Re:Bad Anaology by Agripa · · Score: 1

      The fact of the matter is, a gun is far more likely to kill the owner of the gun, a casual bystander, or someone totally different (when the gun is stolen), than it is a criminal while protecting life or property.

      Comparing the number of criminals killed with firearms to other firearm deaths leaves out the vast majority of cases where the presence of a firearm prevents a crime when not discharged or even brandished.

  32. I like this idea, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simply apply for a liquor/beer license and advertise your establishment as a "tavern". It doesn't matter what your business is, whether you sell videos, work on cars, etc. The legal fact that you "sell" alcohol is enough to make it a kid free zone.

    1. Re:I like this idea, by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "The legal fact that you "sell" alcohol is enough to make it a kid free zone."

      Nope, depends on where you live...state/city.

      I think about the ONLY place in the New Orleans and surrounding areas that you can't bring kids, is parts of the bar that have the poker and other gambling machines. They can't go into casinos at all either.

      Funny thing I did see. Was in a bar in Baton Rouge awhile back...they are VERY strict on checking ID's as that the ABC is just down the block from them. I saw the strangest thing. Kid showed his id (was about 15-16), and then his father beside him showed his...and since he was with his parent, and parent consented...they could legally serve him alcohol.

      Liquor laws really really vary from place to place. After living in NOLA for so long...I have a VERY difficult time adjusting to most places NOT having a "to go" plastic cup to give you...so you can take your drink with you out of the bar.

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    2. Re:I like this idea, by GigG · · Score: 1

      While the laws that either allow or ban minors from bars vary greatly from not only state to state but even city to city in this United States. NO WHERE including Louisiana or even in the French Quarter in NOLA can a 15-16 legally get a drink. The minimum drinking age is 21 in Louisiana and everywhere else in the US. It was 18 when I went to LSU but the MADD bunch screwed that up. There is one exception to this. Church.

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    3. Re:I like this idea, by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      I had a friend visit here (southern Louisiana) from CT one time, and she was absolutely amazed and dumbfounded when I showed her how you can go to a daiquiri shop and get a nice little alcoholic beverage at the drive-through window. She took the plastic cup home and kept it as a souvenir so her friends and family would believe it.

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    4. Re:I like this idea, by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "NO WHERE including Louisiana or even in the French Quarter in NOLA can a 15-16 legally get a drink"

      I'm not sure of the kids exact age, but, he was NOT 21, and yes, apparently they can serve a minor if they are with their parent. I saw it with my own two eyes and the trasaction took place beside me. I asked the bartender about this and they said yes, in LA, or at least for sure in Baton Rouge, they can indeed do this.

      There are tons of loopholes in the liquor laws here. Heck, until about 2-3 years ago, there was not even an open container law in NOLA...if cops pulled you over, you just handed your drink to the passenger...and voila, you didn't get charged with driver with open container. Unfortunately they closed that one off...but, they are still pretty lax about alcohol laws...driving or not...

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    5. Re:I like this idea, by GigG · · Score: 1

      Just because you saw it done doesn't mean it was legal. The liquor age is 21 in every state in the US including Louisiana. Feel free to show me otherwise. Here's a link to a pdf with the laws. http://www.atc.rev.state.la.us/docs/legal/law.pdf

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  33. Zzzzzz..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, but this is pretty content-free. "It's possible that the government, possibly with noble but misguided intentions, could create regulations that make it harder than we'd like to do things."

    It's also possible for the government to try and force everyone through a huge national proxy. Or to require all ISP's to monitor your activities at all times. Or to ban the number zero and make us all use ones.

    The COULD do a lot of things. Are they trying to? Is there any evidence of a problem?

    Better headline: "Alarmist warns that things could be made worse if the government wants to do so."

    Well color me suprised.

  34. Rectums Law! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hereby proclaim this to be Rectums Law!

  35. Kiddie Porn! by crhylove · · Score: 1

    I'm not some wierdo who has any kind of sexual thoughts about kids, and like most healthy adults the concept itself turns my stomach and pisses me off. However: I've just about had it with anybody limiting my personal freedoms or civil liberties in the name of stopping child pornography.

    Does a psychologist here know the numbers on what portion of society is affected by that sickness? Wouldn't it be better that a few pervs get their stupid kiddie porn rather than ending any kind of free society for the rest of us?

    How is freedom of speech, freedom to communicate, and a truly free communication infrastructure for all any less important than whether or not a couple of sickos are spanking it to pix of a couple of third world kids who very likely would've been exploited by some local asshole anyway?

    I'm all for stopping child pornography, but anybody waving that banner to limit MY freedoms can have a swift kick in the face as far as I'm concerned.

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    1. Re:Kiddie Porn! by dfghjk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Keep in mind that, in the US, pornography involving those under 18 years old is illegal. I think that it's safe to say that there are a whole lot of people that have "sexual thoughts about kids" in that context. The US needs bring its age of consent definition in line with the rest of the first world.

      "Does a psychologist here know the numbers on what portion of society is affected by that sickness?"

      None that would care to comment I would guess. There's nothing more taboo than speaking frankly and objectively on that subject. It would certainly help if we could REALLY distiguish between children and young adults who are sexually active.

      A common claim is that viewing child porn is a gateway to child molestation and that all adults drawn to that eventually become predators. Anyone with common sense knows the stupidity of such a claim but that the environment of hysteria that we have. There's no reward for the government in being objective on the matter. On the contrary, it's a great tool in instilling fear in the population.

  36. Good and bad about guns... by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 1

    You are correct that if you own a gun, it is more likely to injure a family member than a criminal (at least on average). What it interesting though is that allowing non-criminals to have guns reduces crime rates in general. Thus, it is in your interest to be allowed to have guns, but not in your interest to actually own one.

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  37. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    How could you be against this? After all, it's for the children.

  38. your words scare me by teh_chrizzle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    you internet hippies with your youspaces and your mytubes... why don't you just let anyone put any freakin thing they want up there? and let other folks see it for free? video media is media of the corporations, by the corporations, for the corporations. you, sir, are not a corporation! this great united states was built on money and control. why do you hate america? next thing you know there will be videos on the intertubes blaming the government for 9/11, or saying that al qaeda doesn't really exist, and comedians making fun of the president to his face. it'll be hell on earth i tells ya! hell on earth!

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    1. Re:your words scare me by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Folks, feel honoured. Rupert Murdoch has entered the building.

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  39. Attention Wisconsin! by binarybum · · Score: 3, Insightful

    a Wisconsin law that allows children to consume alcoholic drinks at bars as long as their parents are present

        This makes great sense as a way to curb reckless drinking. The culture surrounding drinking in the states is so backwards - teens are discouraged and prevented from drinking which automatically makes it a pretty cool thing to get away with doing. Then they reach this magic age of 21 where they're suddenly set free like a toddler in a candy-shop. How many parents treat other things such as driving this way? - "Here you're 16 now, take the keys, figure it out, have a blast." It took me and a lot of people I know a long time to really learn how to drink, and a lot of dumb mistakes could have been prevented if we weren't teaching ourselves. Wisconsin folk, take your kids to bars, teach them to drink responsibly, and you'll also crush the hell out of the "cool-factor" that so often leads to reckless underage drinking. Take advantage of the unique freedom your state has before it's taken away.

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    1. Re:Attention Wisconsin! by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      If I am right, children are allowed to drink any time with their perents permission. So I would guess that law is an attempt to only make drinking at BARS illegal, but would still allow it at home. But don't call me if you get put in jail.

    2. Re:Attention Wisconsin! by LocalH · · Score: 1

      I dunno, in my area I've been hearing these PSAs on the radio that are basically saying "parents, don't allow your kids to drink at all, not only is it a bad idea, but it's the LAW".

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    3. Re:Attention Wisconsin! by compro01 · · Score: 1

      dammit. finally something bright and my mob points expired yesterday...

      one could also say similar things about sex education. same (lousy) idea, same (lousy) effect...

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    4. Re:Attention Wisconsin! by binarybum · · Score: 1

      yes I suppose, but I really hope you're referencing that loosely as the direct correlate would be... well it would be very very wrong.

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    5. Re:Attention Wisconsin! by g1zmo · · Score: 1

      It's not terribly unique. Texas has the same law - minors may be legally served when accompanied by a parent, legal guardian, or adult spouse. I've had girls pull out their marriage certificate to prove that their date was in fact their 20-something year old husband. There is, I believe, something about the way the law is written that says I'm supposed to serve the drink to the responsible party who is then allowed to give it to the minor. That might just be an old bartenders' myth though - I've never bothered to verify it.

      However most restaurants make it a company policy to not serve those under 21 even if the law allows it. For legal CYA-type reasons. In those cases I've always served the drink anyway unless I had a reason not to - like if they are being obnoxious about it or otherwise piss me off. Then I can use the 'company policy' defense and not look like a total ass while still getting the pleasure of denying an annoying person.

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    6. Re:Attention Wisconsin! by computational+super · · Score: 1
      That might just be an old bartenders' myth though - I've never bothered to verify it.

      When I did my TABC certification (Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission) about 6 years ago, the instructor told us that this was true (in fact, it was a question on the test) - if somebody's over 18, they can be served alcohol if they're married to somebody over 21. If they're not telling you this in the certification course any more, it's probably not true any more (I'm assuming that you still have to be TABC certified to serve alcoholic beverages in the state of Texas).

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    7. Re:Attention Wisconsin! by g1zmo · · Score: 1

      I know that part is true. I was referring to the silly little part about having to serve the adult who then can give the drink to the minor. I'm quite familiar with TABC certification, and the fact that I've only heard this from other bartenders and not from any TABC source makes me think it might just be a myth. Like I said, I've never bothered to look for it in the state code.

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  40. Still, my basic idea is good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find some legal regulation that bars letting minors into your establishment because of governance of said business activity, set yourself up as technically engaging in said business activity (even though you really don't), and voila, a kid free zone. And if people complain, you can point to the regulation, and then threaten THEM with wanting to violate the regulation. It's sheer genius.

  41. The FCC does not regulate the Internet by Infonaut · · Score: 1

    Really. It's true. However, in spite of the fact that Congress and the Supreme Court have been curtailing the FCC's mandated oversight capabilities (much less oversight it has not been given) for years, somehow one statement by one person means that there will soon be a serious threat to our ability to freely upload crappy videos to YouTube.

    The FCC would have to be given this mandate by Congress, and given current political realities, I find that highly improbable. Chalk this one up to bureaucratic bombast. Everybody wants to rule the world, but nobody is going to let the FCC do it.

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  42. This is why we need limited government by SonicSpike · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If a government is limited to its most basic and absolute functions, it won't have the power to over-reach its place in society. Big business likes big government because big government has the power to regulate and legislate in favor of big business.

    Anyone out there who really thinks that this legislation is designed to protect children from being victims of porn, is delusional, naive, and misguided. It is simply an excuse to begin legislating and regulating a sector that has previously not been subject to regulation. Why would they want to do this? Because big media wants it that way.

    Look at the sponsors of this, and then goto http://www.opensecrets.org/ and find out who is contributing to them. That might help understand the money trail a bit.

    The libertarians are right on about keeping a small limited government for this very reason.

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  43. Is she in one of her periods? by mrs+clear+plastic · · Score: 1

    You know, she may just be in one of those monthly moments. You know, how we wimmin are. . . .

    Just wait a few days . . . .

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  44. Re:banning stuff under the name of child pornograp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    if we let these people run things, next thing we know, the children will watch nothing but Barney on PBS.

    What??? That purple pervert who wears no pants??? How the hell old is he, hanging around those pure little innocents? I'd guess forty at least.

  45. Mised the point by NickFortune · · Score: 1
    If you must use a firearm related analogy, the GPs point could be more accurately represented as

    Murder is already illegal,why ban it from cinemas?

    Don't need to bring gun control into it at all...

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  46. That's for USA. What about other countries? by master_p · · Score: 1

    What's stopping someone sending a video over P2P to another country, then the video being published from there?

    Of course the whole thing about media is bordering on the ridiculus, but that is another story.

  47. Not An Island. More Like a Peninsula Really... by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

    It does make me wonder how long it will be before some rich person or company buys a few islands, establishes a country and bans children from them (think an almost-permananent vacation spot). I would assume that there are a lot of laws designed to push agendas based on 'protecting the children'and so I bet it would be quite an interesting country that only allows childless people to come and live there, and would certainly have interesting TV!

    I've been there.

    I don't remember if the TV was especially interesting but the clothing shops were Fabulous!!