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Lego Christmas Production Shortage

shadowspar writes, "Recent restructuring and production cuts have left Lego unable to fill orders for the upcoming holiday season. Affected products include Duplo bricks, Lego City sets, and (horror of horrors!) Star Wars and Lego Technik sets." According to the article Lego stands to lose $127 million in holiday sales.

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  1. oh boy by ampathee · · Score: 1

    Queue the legos/lego/lego(tm) bricks holy wars.

    1. Re:oh boy by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is just terrible. You simply can't imagine the disappointment this will cause me- uh, I mean, will cause little Junior this Christmas. He really wants a Lego Millenium Falcon. It's just so cute when he says "ma-ma" but he just can't quite get "-llenium Falcon" part of the ship's name out. Of course, he'd just eat the mini-figures, so the set will have to stay in my room.

    2. Re:oh boy by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's sad to see a beloved company from my childhood not doing so well these days. I wish for lower prices and less movie tie-ins.

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    3. Re:oh boy by beavt8r · · Score: 2, Funny

      Same thing with my little nephew. He keeps saying "Da-da" but can't get out "gobah" I just don't have the heart to tell him there is no such set.

    4. Re:oh boy by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      Um, perhaps the shortages are a sign that demand for Lego is on the up? I read the headline as good-but-could-be-better news.

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    5. Re:oh boy by Virgil+Tibbs · · Score: 1

      and less electronic gizmos tied in while building computers with lego can be fun and lego racers is a good game nothing can beat BUILDING STUFF with bricks

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    6. Re:oh boy by Moofie · · Score: 2, Informative

      For whatever it's worth, the Star Wars kits were superb LEGO sets, not just hacky movie tie in schlock. Can't speak for their other lines, but I was consistently impressed with the Star Wars line. Nice new pieces, and not too much big molded crap.

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    7. Re:oh boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't feel so sad. I was partial to loc-blocks since they had more interesting shaped pieces and got into the luminescient game way before Lego did, plus you could get kits with a HUGE number of pieces (I had to have had thousands). After they put Loc-blocks out of production (IP lawsuit? Good grief) they deserve hard times.

    8. Re:oh boy by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cue up the conspiracies that this is just "a way for Lego to artificially drive up the price". There is always at least one paranoid on /. who will say it.

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    9. Re:oh boy by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      The sets are cool, but it dilutes the Lego brand.

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    10. Re:oh boy by Talennor · · Score: 1

      Queue the legos/lego/lego(tm) bricks holy wars.

      If you don't have any, it doesn't really matter, now does it?

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    11. Re:oh boy by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I don't care about diluting brands. I care about cool LEGO sets. Which the Star Wars kits are.

      I don't buy them because they're called LEGO. I buy them because they're damn good toys.

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    12. Re:oh boy by idugcoal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yep, and i think they just modded you up.

    13. Re:oh boy by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      I mean that it turns Lego into a bunch of Star Wars toys you have to put together yourself instead of a bunch of pieces that allow you to build any toy you want, which was what made them so great.

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    14. Re:oh boy by Hennell · · Score: 1

      See, now my little girl keeps saying "Fu-bar". I don't know if she means me or her.

    15. Re:oh boy by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I had a LEGO Star Wars set and I had no trouble using its pieces to make other things. Perhaps this is user error?

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    16. Re:oh boy by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I agree, except for the Star Wars Lego, because the Star Wars Lego, unlike pretty much everything else they sell except the really generic stuff is well-designed to utilize very generic pieces as much as possible. My kids have several Lego Star Wars sets, and usually the Star Wars models, which are very cool, BTW, are built once and then the pieces are put into the general population to become part of home-grown spaceship designs, etc, that are just as cool because the design of the Star Wars sets maximizes the usability of the Lego pieces themselves... something that is rare with other licensed Lego toys.

      Being someone who played with Lego almost 40 years ago, many of their newer products make me cringe (Bionicles are just barely Lego in my opinion), but the "real" Lego can still be found, and my kids have a lot of fun with Lego just the way I did, by building their own ideas and literally making their toys out it.

      BTW, I've bought some Bionicles here and there. The kids do like them, but they don't play with them as much as the "real" Lego.

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    17. Re:oh boy by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Er, why do you have to make Star Wars toys? All of my spaceships growing up came from my yellow LEGO castle bricks. The same principle still applies.

      Maybe you're doing it wrong.

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    18. Re:oh boy by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Uh, there are a ton of specialized pieces now, and it's been written about on Slashdot before. Obviously you can make other things, but it shifts the focus of the Lego brand toward building Star Wars toys that just so happen can be used to make...other Star Wars toys.. Hence, it dilutes the original Lego goals.

      Why are you arguing with me?

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  2. Unstructuring? by Azarael · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that be unstructuring? Isn't restructuring supposed to help you make sales instead of loose them ??!

    1. Re:Unstructuring? by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

      Organizations can't be torn apart and restructured with the same ease that Legos can.

    2. Re:Unstructuring? by Fred_A · · Score: 1
      sn't restructuring supposed to help you make sales instead of loose them ??!
      Uh, no.
      Restructuring is supposed to make you look good for the next quarterly meeting. It has nothing whatsoever to do with sales or the future of the company.

      Normally by the time the shit hits the fan, you're supposed to be busily safely restructuring *another* company.

      Didn't you take business at school ??
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    3. Re:Unstructuring? by daniel23 · · Score: 1

      The optimist looks at the glass and decides it is half full.
      The pessimist knows it is half empty instead.
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    4. Re:Unstructuring? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > help you make sales instead of loose them ??!

      What do you mean by sales that aren't tight?

    5. Re:Unstructuring? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Post cynical comments much?

      The company I work for was spun off from a Fortune 500 company during the dot com bubble. Late in the dot com bubble.
      For years the company bled money. At the urging of a major institutional investor the company was restructured, ostensibly according to "make next quarter values look good" standards. That was two years ago and there hasn't been a quarter where the company hasn't turned a profit since.

      *Posted AC as most of my comments when signed in leave enough clues for someone to deduce where I work.

    6. Re:Unstructuring? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Destructuring?

  3. Anything important out of production? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sorry for not being an enthusiast for the 'theme' junk that in my opinion detracts from the lego concept entirely, but I didn't see 'plain lego bricks' on the list. The other stuff is just a marketing department running out of control. As long as big tubs of regular lego bricks will be available, this will just make it easier to not be annoyed by the other crap.

    Just my opinion. I grew up building stuff with legos, and didn't need anything but regular bricks to do so with.

    1. Re:Anything important out of production? by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1
      As long as big tubs of regular lego bricks will be available, this will just make it easier to not be annoyed by the other crap.
      Yep. A big box of 2x4s, some of the other generic sizes, and kids will be fine. But you have to think about the fathers, too!
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    2. Re:Anything important out of production? by Fallingcow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I liked the themed but unbranded sets, like Space, Castle, Arctic, Pirates, Undersea, etc. Hell, even the "Town" bricks were good.

      I just can't stand that they've been all but supplanted by "Star Wars" and fucking "Harry Potter" legos. If you want to play with branded shit, buy the goddamn action figures. Leave Legos alone, and give me back sets unburdened by storylines.

      I grew up with them, and now that I have the money to buy my own Legos (and believe me, I would, I love the damn things) they've switched to all kinds of shit that I don't even want. WTF? Give me some good ships or castles, for God's sake!

    3. Re:Anything important out of production? by JeremyALogan · · Score: 1

      Oh I agree, but am I the only one around here that thinks they're horribly overpriced?

    4. Re:Anything important out of production? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      The Star Wars sets have one good feature: They helped facilitate the Star Wars storyline in Irregular Webcomic.

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    5. Re:Anything important out of production? by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      I agree about the branded sets, but Duplo bricks are what gets a lot of toddlers started in the lego world.

    6. Re:Anything important out of production? by mincognito · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yep. A big box of 2x4s, some of the other generic sizes, and kids will be fine. But you have to think about the fathers, too!
      Don't you mean think of the grandfathers. Be honest. Your ID number must make you at least sixty.
    7. Re:Anything important out of production? by Incadenza · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry for not being an enthusiast for the 'theme' junk that in my opinion detracts from the lego concept entirely, but I didn't see 'plain lego bricks' on the list.

      If you would watch kids play with the stuff, you would not not call it 'theme' junk. It is surprising how fast the themes get disassembled and reconstructured to match the kids own fantasy. My daughter got a lot of Belville stuff, and the girly pinkish content does make her like all those kits instantaneously. So, she builds it once according to the box, and then the transformations begin: phones turn into showers, sleds into aeroplanes, etc. Even if it is themed, it is still Lego, and those knobs and holes keep calling 'build! build! build!'

      I grew up building stuff with legos, and didn't need anything but regular bricks to do so with.

      Buy one of the designer sets, and curse fate for being young then and old now. I would have loved 3x1 blocks, hinges, a choice of wheels, right angle connections, etc.

    8. Re:Anything important out of production? by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 3, Funny
      Be honest. Your ID number must make you at least sixty.
      Well, in my defense, after having just learned about this new-fangled Internet thing, and having declared the WWW dead ("Nobody will ever use this! It's sucky slow! Who wants to see pictures of a volcano on Hawaii?"), I found Slashdot much inferior to Usenet, and did not bother with getting registered for quite a while when it was introduced. I probably would have gotten one of the double digit ones, otherwise...

      But seriously now. I bought the id of some old geezer on Ebay. Went for quite a bit, but well worth it. I don't think any of the first 1000 is still alive. Most of them died of Malaria when digging the trenches for the first Internet pipes. That Gore guy really made them sweat....

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    9. Re:Anything important out of production? by mikek3332002 · · Score: 1

      They are expensive. However Lego bricks are high quality, you know that the bricks are durable and propely made(ie sticks together and no loose bits of plastic)

    10. Re:Anything important out of production? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Technics are on the list. I think they are great, are you telling me you didn't have fun putting together complex mechanical contraptions?

    11. Re:Anything important out of production? by necro2607 · · Score: 1

      I completely agree man. I've felt more and more "disenfranchised" by the new entire-castle-in-a-single-piece Lego of late. It's like, why are you taking all of the fucking imagination out of it? I might as well get action figures and RC cars for my kids instead because Lego is building the entire fucking item themselves anyways.

      My friends and I built entire crazy-ass cities and had buckets full of lego pieces. We could just sit there for hours and hours and create the most totally awesome little cities and places etc. But as more and more stylized pieces came out, well, you lose the ability to "mix and match" between sets because frankly a neon orange window doesn't go well in my medieval castle, which happens to be guarded by Bionicle creatures from the year 2834 (or whatever)...

    12. Re:Anything important out of production? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I think they are "overpriced" to those that don't know what quality is. They don't use crap plastic like their competitors, and they aren't thin-walled either. Lego parts are incredibly durable, I think they can last through generations of use and still snap together tightly.

    13. Re:Anything important out of production? by Xeth · · Score: 1

      Themes only recently started to depart from the overall Lego philosophy. For awhile, yes, they released a bunch of silly one-off pieces (The hideous one-piece molded Sebulba comes to mind), but they've actively cut back on that. Sometimes a tub of bricks just doesn't cut it. Sure, if all you want to do is toss together a blocky house, it's no problem. But really good (small scale) sculptures require the more interesting and esoteric pieces. Yes, you could make a pair of wings out of square plates, but it's much nicer to have a wide variety of choices between various triangular and curved ones.

      Also, since when is having other options such a huge chore?

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    14. Re:Anything important out of production? by Xeth · · Score: 1

      Is having the Logo really that big of a deal? I mean, I guess it's rather unfortunate that Lego has to pay licensing fees, but from what I've read, they put such spectacular effort into developing their homegrown storylines that it might not actually be much of a net loss. Seriously though, the attachment is only in your mind. A dementor makes a pretty solid ghost, and Gamorreans turn into serviceable orcs. The Harry Potter sets are responsible for the multicolored skeletons, hippogriffs, baby dragons, etc. And if you use your imagination a little (isn't that the point of Legos?), I think you'll find they don't actually need to be the Riddle family, Buckbeak, or Norbert.

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    15. Re:Anything important out of production? by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      Most of them died of Malaria when digging the trenches for the first Internet pipes.

      Uh... I hate to burst your bubble, but... The internet is a series of tubes.

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    16. Re:Anything important out of production? by plover · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If it'll make you happy, I've heard (from an officially well-placed source) that LEGO has very much reduced the number of marketing tie-in sets. Most of them had very short shelf lives -- they sold well only at the time of the movie release, but almost nothing after. That meant retailers had to "clearance them out" to make room for the next models, which doesn't make anybody in the supply chain rich. And if big retailers can't sell something, they won't buy more of them to rot on their shelves again.

      The only marketing themed sets LEGO is keeping a lot of are the Star Wars sets. The rest of LEGO's focus is on producing their "normal" sets and models, with only a few other marketing tie-ins. So yes, you can still get a bucket'o'bricks.

      Oh, and the new Mindstorms looks very cool. I didn't get to see anything regarding the programming environment, but it comes out of the box with some pretty sophisticated sensors as well as a Bluetooth transceiver for remote access. You can even add a compass sensor and servo motors!

      Here's a link to Target's selection of LEGO sets (sorted from most coveted to least coveted, I mean by price. :-) Lots of Star Wars, but otherwise it's a lot of ordinary LEGO. And if you want a good ship, may I recommend the Star Destroyer? 3,104 pieces, weighing in at 21.5 pounds. There's a good ship!

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    17. Re:Anything important out of production? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      Nah, see, this was before they put in the tubes. A brief history of internets follows.

      In the very first generation of the Internet, you had to print out your internets and deliver them by hand to their destination. All were in agreement: this was stupid.

      The second generation was brought about when Vint Cerf set up a system of dump trucks to carry large numbers of internets at once. This system had the advantage of very large capacity, for as Claude Shannon famously proved, "You can pile a metric fuckton of internets into a dump truck." However, this system was notoriously slow, sometimes taking days to deliver an internet, and occasionally internets were lost by falling out of the truck. The major leap in Internet usability came in the third generation, when St. Gore took the initiative in constructing an international network of pipes to carry internets nonstop.

      With the advent of video internets, however, it became clear that these pipes were too often getting clogged. While many clamored for a return to the days of Internet over Dump Truck, Netmaster Ted Stevens realized that the expense of a large fleet of dump trucks would prevent vital public works projects from proceeding, especially a 300 million dollar bridge in Alaska which could potentially win the War on Terror and cure cancer. Therefore, he developed the more cost-effective Internet of today, a series of tubes which carry enormous, but sadly finite amounts of internet material.

    18. Re:Anything important out of production? by Vexorian · · Score: 1

      I was a huge fan of the space theme when I was young, hey the pieces were different so I was able to build new ships and robots and that's exactly what I wanted to build, the other fixed bricks would be great for building houses and pixelated looking robots of very prime colors but I liked my black+red + transparent yellow robots with mobile parts ...

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    19. Re:Anything important out of production? by Weasel474747 · · Score: 1

      Every time there's a Lego article on Slashdot, someone says basically the same thing. While Lego does make extremely specialized pieces from time to time, most of the pieces they make, new or old, are very versatile. I'm still buying and playing with Lego as an adult, and I probably would have tired of it long ago if it was just bricks. The Star Wars sets got me back into Lego just when I thought I had outgrown it, and not just because of the theme. The Star Wars sets have had a very good track record when it comes to the pieces involved. Most of the sets have very solid construction, and use a lot more of the standard pieces than some of the themes from the mid 90s. Star Wars also kicked off a new trend of color variety--brown, orange, dark gray, green, and tan all became common colors.

      Kids who have a bunch of specialized pieces and nothing else will admittedly be starting at a disadvantage, but having some of each opens up so many more possibilities than before. Even the most specialized pieces can be used in novel ways with a little creativity.

      Check out some of these creations and see if they change your mind about the usefulness of specialized pieces: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/18131
      http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/6942
      http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/18117
      http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/21943
      http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/6049
      http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/7004
      http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=13 3999
      A few notes: I intentionally chose small creations. None of them bear much similarity to any specific sets released by Lego, nor were they made by people working for Lego. Each one was made by a different person, and none of them are mine.

      Finally, a slightly larger one. This is one of my favorite Lego creations ever (again, not made by me). The color scheme and tons of the little details would not have been possible with even the Legos that were available ten years ago: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/13715

    20. Re:Anything important out of production? by oGMo · · Score: 2, Funny
      I don't think any of the first 1000 is still alive.

      Really?

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    21. Re:Anything important out of production? by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 1

      I liked the themed but unbranded sets, like Space, Castle, Arctic, Pirates, Undersea, etc. Hell, even the "Town" bricks were good.

      For a second there I thought you were saying there was an Hell-themed set.

      Now that would've been awesome.

    22. Re:Anything important out of production? by JeremyALogan · · Score: 1

      While I don't disagree with you (we still have a ton from when I was a kid and they work great) it's still just injection molded ABS plastic. Plastics are dirt cheap and it isn't like the R&D wasn't paid off on all this stuff 40 years ago.

    23. Re:Anything important out of production? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      They have the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death.

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    24. Re:Anything important out of production? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Then why can't their competitors produce product of equal quality at 1/3 the price, yielding real competition?

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    25. Re:Anything important out of production? by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Old R&D doesn't cover the cost of replacing a mold before it wears out, or of tossing bricks back ino the recycle bin which don't meet their incredibly close tolerances.

      William

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    26. Re:Anything important out of production? by MrTheBunny · · Score: 1

      379... Wow... I feel like I'm meeting Galileo or something!

    27. Re:Anything important out of production? by Lissajous · · Score: 1

      379 and still around, eh?

      (cue oblig. South Park Ref.)

      How can you kill that which has no life?

    28. Re:Anything important out of production? by RexxFiend · · Score: 1

      +1 irregular webcomic reference - nice one!

      Speaking of cool lego sets, I almost creamed my pants (nb correct uk usage of pants.) when I saw this.
      You download a CAD tool which lets you design your lego thingy on your PC. Then you upload your design to the lego mothership, they count how many bricks you need and give you a price. They then ship it to you with a picture of your gizmo on the front. Fantastic!

      ok it's a bit but pricey but OMG! (ok, I'm 35 and should know better but hey, it's Lego!).

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    29. Re:Anything important out of production? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I mostly played with Lego blocks between the years 1965 and 1972. I don't think 'Technics' existed.

  4. YFI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You fail it in two ways.

    I guess your mother bought you Mega Blocks when you were youger, and not orignal legos.

    1. Re:YFI by mincognito · · Score: 2, Informative
      I guess your mother bought you Mega Blocks when you were youger, and not orignal legos.
      "The word LEGO® is a brand name and is very special to all of us in the LEGO Group Companies. We would sincerely like your help in keeping it special. Please always refer to our bricks as 'LEGO Bricks or Toys' and not 'LEGOS.' By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud and that stands for quality the world over. Thank you! Susan Williams, Consumer Services."

      From here
    2. Re:YFI by jumpingfred · · Score: 1

      Don't let some corporate marketing drone tell you how to speak. Take a stand call them legos.

    3. Re:YFI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer GNU/legos

    4. Re:YFI by Physician · · Score: 1

      And it only took 15 minutes for someone to try and start the Lego/Legos/Lego(Tm) wars. (See the first post in this thread)

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    5. Re:YFI by markimusk · · Score: 1


      ok, It's fucking Lego, not Legos.

      ok?

    6. Re:YFI by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      ok, It's fucking Lego, not Legos.


      I do realise that the LEGO company objects to the bricks being called Legos but I seriously doubt they will like 'fucking Lego' much better.

    7. Re:YFI by duguk · · Score: 1
      I do realise that the LEGO company objects to the bricks being called Legos but I seriously doubt they will like 'fucking Lego' much better.


      I presume they'd appreciate LEGO being used in this way either then. (Kinda NSFW)

      Dug
  5. I'm confused... What about Santa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't he outsource to India?

  6. Wow, I dropped a brick when I read that. by Rachel+Lucid · · Score: 1

    Shame it's no good for Lego. :)

  7. Lego needs to cut their losses by AP2k · · Score: 1

    [quote]Lego stands to lose $127 million in holiday sales.[/quote] Star Wars/SpongeBob/et all are too passe'. Where are the trains and cityscapes that graced the magazines and catalogs I used to subscribe to? Just when it got good, they had to stop making that sweet Technic car with four wheel steering and a working gearbox. Its a shame that one day my Technic pieces might be worth their weight in gold.

    1. Re:Lego needs to cut their losses by peragrin · · Score: 1

      apparently you haven't gotten a recent catalog. The front cover is a train and the back is a chess set. while it has star wars/batman/and other sets, trains, and cityscapes are featured just as strongly. what get's the smallest amount of space though is mindstorms, and technic. oh well.

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    2. Re:Lego needs to cut their losses by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

      Jesus, they stopped making that car?! I've been wanting that since I saw it at a friend's house 10ish years ago. Nowadays I can't even find Lego at the large toystores, and the smaller ones only have some crappy themed ones. I want my Technics back :(

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    3. Re:Lego needs to cut their losses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because technik is crap. That stuff ain't Lego, damnit! ;)

    4. Re:Lego needs to cut their losses by mac_mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Take a look at the online catalog...you should be happily surprised once you get past all the Bionicle crap. Technic is alive and well. (www.lego.com)

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    5. Re:Lego needs to cut their losses by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      Just when it got good, they had to stop making that sweet Technic car with four wheel steering and a working gearbox.

      This is about like being disappointed that no one now makes your favorite sliderule with the fancy new base 2 logarithms built-in. Why would anyone settle for a model of an RC car with a working gearbox?

      And this is just the tip of the iceberg! Have you seen what you can do with latest Mindstorms? The technology behind Lego is as far beyond the original Technic as Legos are beyond lincoln logs.

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    6. Re:Lego needs to cut their losses by rubens · · Score: 1
      This is about like being disappointed that no one now makes your favorite sliderule with the fancy new base 2 logarithms built-in. Why would anyone settle for a model of an RC car with a working gearbox?
      Ugh, all those fancy shaped blocks. For me it's no fun anymore when you can't use the blocks to build something out of it yourself anymore because the shapes of those blocks just don't allow them to be used for anything else. I want normal old style bricks and radars for Technik.
  8. Capsella Instead by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    Capsella kits are way more cool than legos.

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    1. Re:Capsella Instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. The motors never had near enough torque to make anything other than small creations move. Or, if you geared things down far enough so they did move, they were slooooooooow.

    2. Re:Capsella Instead by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      That's how I learned about running battery packs in serial vs. parallel! I don't know what voltage those motors were rated for, but they really got going when you strung the battery packs together.

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  9. Production cuts by frisket · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Production cuts"?

    Q. Why do you cut production when there are orders to fill?

    A. When someone other than a businessperson is running the company (eg beancounter, marketing droid, moneylender, etc)

    1. Re:Production cuts by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      i don't see how a marketer could be behind any plan that causes them to sell less of something. less quality? certainly! less volume? no way. unless they're going with the Cartmanland exclusivity strategy

    2. Re:Production cuts by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

      So if accountants & bankers aren't buisnessmen, who is?

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    3. Re:Production cuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q. Why do you cut production when there are orders to fill?
      A. When someone other than a businessperson is running the company (eg beancounter, marketing droid, moneylender, etc)


      or when the costs of production are greater than the expected revenue of those additional sales. this will happen for some finite quantity assuming the firm does not have increasing returns to scale production technology. producing more stuff is not always profitable, even when you can sell it!

    4. Re:Production cuts by Clod9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That would be the people who create products and find buyers for them.
      Counting stuff, while an important adjunct to business, isn't the same thing. Show me any "financial product" and I can explain how the profit margin is generated through ignorance on the buyer's part.
      Truly great business has a buyer and a seller, both have near-100% information about the transaction, and both go away happy. Accountants and bankers merely aid this process, they don't create it.

    5. Re:Production cuts by Senjutsu · · Score: 1

      Shortages beget News Articles, which in turn begets Publicity, which is the life blood of the marketer.

      Next thing you know, demands up, shortages everywhere, more news stories, etc, etc. It's the Cabbage Patch ploy.

    6. Re:Production cuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or an MBA

    7. Re:Production cuts by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's fucking brilliant, you shit-ape. Lego tooled up to fulfill orders, yet for some strange reason extra production on the same lines is less profitable. RETARD.

      Get a clue. Generally, when you setup a production line, you want to run the most pieces possible off of it. Costs will amortize per piece, regardless of how much more the material costs are for the increased production. We already know material and energy costs per piece allow profitability, since they allowed profits for the 1st piece; hence, they allow profits for the 1000000th piece. If you setup your supply chain right, in fact, the millionth piece should be MORE profitable due to economies of scale.

      Lego has to pay for design, marketing, and supply of plastic and energy. That really can't be that complicated. What (artificially) complicates that stuff today is called "fraud". The company spends its time trying to game its finances instead of concentrating on manufacturing its product or service.

      If under the spell of this downsizing-bullshit (i.e. latest corporate fad) that Lego somehow makes less profit by creating and shipping more product, then they deserve to take the hit and more. Corporations are progressively forgetting they are supposed to make a profit from the exercise of gainful labor ... not from crooked financial games with suppliers, bankers and brokers.

      It was always the responsibility of the Lego executives to design, market, build and ship Lego toys ... all at a profit. If they were instead downsizing and then buying up derivatives to shore up some shrunken margins, then they deserve to be ass-raped at the major gift-giving season. They should have been investing in PRODUCTION.

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    8. Re:Production cuts by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
      Hmm. I guess I missed the memo that a banker or an accountant isn't considered a white-collar job anymore.

      Show me any "financial product" and I can explain how the profit margin is generated through ignorance on the buyer's part.

      Well, this is technically correct... but it is technically correct for almost any kind of service. With a few exceptions which require extremely expensive specialized equipment(medical services comes to mind), the difference between you & the person you're paying for a service is knowledge and/or time.

      While I could try to do all my own taxes, I realised about two years ago that paying an accountant a few hundred to do that saves me several hundred more. While I could fight a traffic ticket myself, or just pay it, spending two fifty on a lawyer might save me almost a thousand over the next three years.

      The fact is, nobody is smart enough to be able to do everything in a society that's generated as much knowledge as ours has. And I'd rather do a few things well than a bunch of things poorly, Mr. Heinlein notwithstanding.

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  10. When will the madness end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First oil prices and now shortages verses demand will drive up the price of Legos. You have to wonder if this will turn into another Enron? Are they hording Legos in a warehouse somewhere just waiting to dump them on the market when the prices spike. Reminds me of the oil embargo in the seventies and the more recent Tickle Me Elmo Crisis. Are there ship loads of Legos circling just off the coast? The government needs to step in and end toy profiteering!

    Gotta go. I'm meeting some one on a street corner that is willing to sell me one of the new Tickle Me Elmos for $500 cash. We're all victims in this.

  11. Nothing new by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So they are trying to steal the multimedia device and Tickle Me Elmo business strategy? This is nothing new.

    Note I said "multimedia device", not "game console". You know which two I'm referring to.

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    1. Re:Nothing new by PriyanPhoenix · · Score: 1

      In fairness the multimedia devices/game consoles are guaranteed to be in short supply at launch, regardless of marketing benefits, because ramping up production of new technology cannot be done instantaneously. AFAIK moulding plastic bricks ain't exactly new technology...

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  12. WTF WTF WTF!!!! by kberg108 · · Score: 0

    That is all.

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  13. Tell that to the laid off employees by bADlOGIN · · Score: 1, Troll

    Massive layoffs at Lego
    http://www.journalinquirer.com/site/news.cfm?newsi d=16811796&BRD=985&PAG=461&dept_id=161556&rfi=6

    They should have thought about that before swinging the axe to make the share-holders happy.
    Of course, how many execs will get canned because of this? Yeah. Zero. Bastards...

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    1. Re:Tell that to the laid off employees by deprecated · · Score: 1

      There are shareholders? I think Lego is privately held.

    2. Re:Tell that to the laid off employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't stop there from being shareholders.

    3. Re:Tell that to the laid off employees by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      when the share holders are footing the bill. I believe Lego faced a loss at the beginning of the year, so they cut production. It's what you gotta do nowdays. They'd be better to focus on the "basics" rather than themed stuff, or cut the themed stuff back. I buy a lot of Lego product, but almost never the themed stuff like starwars or spongebob, mostly Bionicle a good mix of toy and technic. Note I din't see Minstorms NXT on the list of "shortages" which is the only "cool" thing they'll run out of.

    4. Re:Tell that to the laid off employees by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1
      There are shareholders? I think Lego is privately held.

      Private corporations can still sell stock directly to investors. A private company is simply one that does not offer its stock to the general public via one of the big stock exchanges.

  14. A little sadness by Tellarin · · Score: 1

    I can't help but feel a little sad about his. Although Lego has its share of company-wrong-doing-and-greed, Lego bricks are some of the nicest toys around. I really hope Lego can put its show together again.

    1. Re:A little sadness by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Let's just see the **AA's blame this on piracy...

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    2. Re:A little sadness by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      Don't be too sad, though. The way this went is this:

      British TV-celeb claims Lego helped him recover after accident =>
      Lego receives far more orders than they can fill =>
      loss!

      I wouldn't mind a few losses of that kind, myself.

  15. While true it's all about toy competition... by kberg108 · · Score: 1, Informative

    When legos have to compete with the XBox 360 you'd better throw some theme action in there to keep those kids interested. As much as we old nerds like to think we keep lego in business it's probably not the case. Not to mention they can chagre more for a theme which will keep the cost of standard bricks from rising. It's all very complicated financial stuff I wouldn't expect you to understand.

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    1. Re:While true it's all about toy competition... by Incadenza · · Score: 4, Funny
      It's all very complicated financial stuff I wouldn't expect you to understand.
      I wouldn't expect you to be able to explain.
    2. Re:While true it's all about toy competition... by Weasel474747 · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be "touché."

    3. Re:While true it's all about toy competition... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      that gave me a cool idea.. what if you had a program where you could build something virtualy with lego's and then once doen have it break down all the peices you used and what sets you need to complete it or hell be able to place a custom order for just the peices you need for it.. that would be cool..

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    4. Re:While true it's all about toy competition... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      That already exists. You design on the computer, it makes a custom set for you. You can even upload graphics for the custom box they make. Have a look at the web-site...

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    5. Re:While true it's all about toy competition... by Rary · · Score: 1

      I read your post and thought, that's an awesome idea! So I wrote one. In 5 minutes. Here it is: http://ldd.lego.com/download/

      Oh yeah, and I bought the lego.com domain name to make it look "official". Really, I wrote it. Just for you! :)

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    6. Re:While true it's all about toy competition... by Anpheus · · Score: 2, Funny

      At this point, I think "touchy" would make a good reply.

    7. Re:While true it's all about toy competition... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      ahh well i thank you very much for the link.. and if let me know if you ever wnat to get rid of that domain name :)

      i figured someone might have done it and it makes sense for them.. just never thought of it before till i saw parents post..

      going to have some fun with this :>

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    8. Re:While true it's all about toy competition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haahahahahahah tushay? you FUCKING moron.

      I can't believe they let you out of high school. You're fucking pathetic. Learn to spell you dumb piece of shit.

  16. How much you wanna bet... by BYTEBuG · · Score: 1

    ...that the Lego CEO gets a $100 million Christmas bonus anyway?

    1. Re:How much you wanna bet... by bxbaser · · Score: 1

      Hey i earned that.
      Its hard work getting up every morning to go to the office to lay workers off.

    2. Re:How much you wanna bet... by deprecated · · Score: 1

      58709985.75 kroner?

  17. Supply and Demand by suparjerk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If there's less in supply than there is demand for something, the price (and value?) of that particular something generally goes up. If they have more people wanting legos than they can provide for, couldn't they just sell to the highest bidders and make up some of the loss? Legos could turn into sort of a luxury item temporarily. Not necessarily all bad for them.

    Course, I'm not a business man or an expert on economics. I guess at the same time, some people might see doing something like that as greed or as a nose in the air...

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  18. On to Mexico! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yup, it's gonna' be tough. The plant in Enfield, CT. (which I worked at for awhile) deals with packaging the Legos (created overseas) into their boxed forms to be shipped to distributors. However, the place was pretty badly run. While I was working there, there was a little bit of leeway being made in improving the efficiency of the packaging, because of hours you could be standing on a line waiting for the legos you need to package to complete your order. And it wasn't because of the laziness of the workers, the workers themselves would get angry at the fact that they weren't doing anything, eventually sending workers to other operational lines in a hope to scrap some amount of energy out of the workforce otherwise left doing nothing at their current post.

    The problem was with the management of the distribution of the packages. The legos come in with all of one style of lego (say, a 2x4 red brick) in large bins. They will be poured into individual bins that go into the line and separated into those little pouches either completely or mostly by machine. There had been under way plenty of industrial engineering trying to make the factory "flow" better. As it was, the pieces would come in and be thrown into one corner of the factory. When they were needed, they would have to be found, and then brought to the line. Leftovers get put back in bins and thrown in another corner.

    And there was the problem. Each line was built in the hopes to be able to package any style of box, but because no line really specialized in one style of packaging (save for one or two exceptions, like the Bionic lines specializing in the tubed packages), combined with the fact that the movement of materials to different lines seemed at best ad-hoc (mismanaged), led to a decrease in performance.

    Now, the people working the lines were doing their job, and it's too bad that they were eventually laid off. Although the lines were created to allow an increase for modularity in the packaging, the system to bring the pieces to those lines are what failed. By the time the company got to trying to solve the problem, it was too late. The entire way the factory was run, going from a single, central repository of pieces to more of a separated, distributed repository layout (where the pieces are closer to the lines where they would actually be used) would just be too much, in their eyes.

    I guess they decided that so long as they were going to have to rebuild the entire factory's layout, they might as well do it where the wages are lower as well.

    I'm not a industrial engineer in any right, but that's just what I was able to witness. I probably wouldn't have even written this post if it wasn't for the manager of the shift who would constantly lie blatantly to the employees ("You will not be laid off"). Everyone knows that he was lying, and the good will of the workers was being broken by that mentality.

    Not sure if I spouted one piece of good info in this post, but hey, what's Slashdot if not to post uninformed ramblings.

    1. Re:On to Mexico! by blue+l0g1c · · Score: 1

      So much for my lifelong dream of working at a Lego factory. :(

    2. Re:On to Mexico! by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Sad.

      I've always wondered how the assemblage of the kits was done --- very, very good QA if it's done wholly by hand.

      It really seems to me that it begs to have a fully automated system of one really long line and a series of dispensing robots putting one brick at a time into the box --- while it might be hard to amortize, you could jump start it by setting it up for just the smallest sets, doing a timetable of shifts of stocking different parts and running boxes through multiple times to fill the larger sets.

      William

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    3. Re:On to Mexico! by sjames · · Score: 1

      What you saw seems to be typical of assembly line operations. I have seen a few such packaging operations, and in every case, 5 minutes observation would reveal a few procedural problems and dozens of places where a small investment would improve working conditions AND boost productivity.

      Many problems were indirectly created by a sort of workplace caste system. Things that would obviously improve productivity were avoided if they might accidentally improve conditions for the "lower caste".

      I even saw one operation where packagers were left to search for manual hydraulic pallet jacks while their line backed up. Meanwhile, managers were riding on fully electric pallet jacks to avoid walking and wondering why packaging stations got backed up. If a station backed up too much, the product would get stuck in the shrink wrapping oven and be damaged.

      A simple and obvious solution would be to make the managers responsable for bringing in empty pallets and taking filled pallets away. That would encourage them to visit every station and see how things are going while not creating the feeling that they are breathing down people's necks. That couldn't be done because (my translation) it would violate the caste structure.

      In the case you saw, it sounds like the designer had envisioned an effecient flow of product to the lines, but since the physical design didn't enforce it and the managers didn't understand it, ineffecient ad-hockery resulted.

    4. Re:On to Mexico! by bigtrike · · Score: 1

      I am an Industrial Engineer, and it sounds like someone failed to think through all of their assumptions or the solution was only half implemented. I would bet that whatever recommendations were made for keeping track of incoming stock were ignored or that the people designing the system failed to realize how many different types of bricks there could be. Keeping track of supply materials is typically a huge part of industrial engineering, so it sounds like someone screwed up.

  19. So if they use RIAA values by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    And assume NONE of those lego sets would have sold on sale, and all of them would have sold at full price, they can probably argue that they lost a billion dollars in sales.

    Or perhaps the 137 million already reflects Riaa math and they would have actually lost 33 million.

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    1. Re:So if they use RIAA values by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      If they know what their sales were for the past 5 years (which they do) and they know what their production capacity is for this year (which they do)... it is very realistic they can provide an accurate figure for potential lost sales.

      If I sell 100 blocks a year at $1 each for the last decade, I have $100 in sales revenue. If I cut production by 40% to only allow me to produce 60 blocks this year, I have potential lost sales of $40. Of course prices could go up due to the whole demand/supply relationship... but I doubt toys follow that model to a T.

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  20. Bricklink to the rescue! by j_presper_eckert · · Score: 1

    To hell with the hyperadvertised, branded megafad-of-the-moment shite that the LEGO salesdroids are pushing. The way I'm going about it, there isn't any shortage to worry about... I've been getting my 5 y.o. son interested by doing LEGO kitbash construction projects with him. All sorts of crazy imaginative stuff...kinda like M.C. Escher meets Jane's Fighting Ships (-grin-). When we fall seriously short of some of the more esoteric/uncommon pieces, I go online to check out Bricklink http://www.bricklink.com/. Here, $US 10 or 20 stretches A LOT farther than it does at a retail toy shop.. Combined with the legacy space/town/police LEGO pieces from my own youth, our recent purchases from Bricklink sellers have given us a large mixed assortment to build with. And if you're looking for a particular type of LEGO piece that's hard to search for via Bricklink, first point your browser towards the Peeron online LEGO part catalog http://www.peeron.com/. Interesting stats are available on the pieces you search for, as well as the LEGO catalog item numbers. Harry Potter LEGOS? Not in this house. What's next...LEGO sets themed for Gilmore Girls? 24?? Nip And Tuck?!? (-shiver of revulsion-)

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    1. Re:Bricklink to the rescue! by camperdave · · Score: 1

      How about CSI:LEGO?

      Actually, back in the long ago, I used to build airplanes out of LEGO with tiny little passengers. I would crash the plane, and see what happened to the passengers.

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    2. Re:Bricklink to the rescue! by edflyerssn007 · · Score: 1

      Sweet, I'm not the only one.

      Seriously though, its how I first learned physics. Making the planes and spinning them until they would break apart and fly across the room. It was greatness.

      -ed

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    3. Re:Bricklink to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was a kid, I made a whole town out of Town pieces. Then I made the Ghostbusters, and I had them drive around getting them. I made an Ecto1, packs, a containment unit, guns, you name it. Who needs blatant tie-in stuff when you can make it all from generics.

  21. It's a shame they couldn't build a better... by CYDVicious · · Score: 1

    "Recent restructuring..." foundation for the company to meet the holiday demands...

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    1. Re:It's a shame they couldn't build a better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A wise toy firm knows it sells most of its stock in December, thus you layoff in January.

  22. Demand for legos? by Captiivus · · Score: 1

    I didn't realize that the demand for legos was still so high that they wouldn't be able to produce enough to cover their orders.

    Are people still buying massive amounts of legos?

    Either way, I think this lego shortage is going to get massively overshadowed by the PS3 shortage that is bound to happen.

  23. Too Complicated by Joebert · · Score: 1

    I remember when I lost my intrest in Legos, it was right about the time when they started making the special pieces, the "Cherry On Top" pieces I like to call them.

    It took all the fun out of it, it's like they were mocking my own imagination & force feeding me theirs.

    I always knew thoose special pieces were bad news, thoose pieces require molds that are just too complicated.
    I think Lego needs to get back to producing the toys that sparked imagination, not advertised someone elses.

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    1. Re:Too Complicated by necro2607 · · Score: 1

      YES, I agree 100%. I just wrote a post about this further up in the comments. It defeats the purpose of even building the shit when Lego has already built your entire castle for you in a single piece (yes, exagerration for effect)...

      For probably that reason alone, I just stopped even caring about Lego. I remember how all the crazy awesome castles and etc. I wanted were being replaced by retarded molded-piece sets that eliminated the possibility of creative usage of the pieces.

    2. Re:Too Complicated by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I agree, but you can still buy the basic pieces. In fact, I found a web page (sorry, don't have it handy) where you can buy the little bastards in bulk for those big projects.

    3. Re:Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Instead of having you construct a cockpit, or body of a car, or the frame of a building... they started giving it to you in 2 or 3 easily put together pieces. It's like Lego was trying to cater to idiots who couldn't read simple picture directions with more than a few steps. I never cared if the airplane was squarish and held only 3 people, in a row, and was just big enough to close without hitting their heads, it was fun to imagine.

    4. Re:Too Complicated by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

      Yeah I remember when I lost my interest in Legos as well. It was right about the time I discoverd women.

    5. Re:Too Complicated by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Why do you think I started playing with Legos ?

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    6. Re:Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember building walking 4 legged machine from scratch with Technics when I was very young. Too bad the motor didn't have enough torque to move the legs due the massive ammount of belts and sprocket required to transmit the power to the legs and I was too youg to understand anything about gear ratios. I don't think it would have really actually moved anywhere anyway, but damn I was dissapointed then.

    7. Re:Too Complicated by nicjasno · · Score: 1

      I love the complexity of the technic bricks. I wish for even more complex pieces.... Check out my stuff at www.nicjasno.com

  24. Freeze your own! by emarkp · · Score: 1

    This may tip the scales to make me buy some of these.

    1. Re:Freeze your own! by RexxFiend · · Score: 1

      I just bought some - they are great!
      They'll make good stocking filler Christmas presents too.

      Only thing is, I need to work out how to put bumps in the bottom so that I can build ice scupltures with them ;-)

      (stacking the trays doesn't work cos the rubber is too thick on the other side).

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    2. Re:Freeze your own! by Gunstick · · Score: 1

      Idea:
      you have to make a metal mold with the bumps.
      then heat that metal thing up and press the lego-icecubes on it. result: notches.
      Practicability: low

      Idea:
      take a wood plate, stick BIG nails into it, cut off the heads, you get a forest of pins
      place this over the forms while in freezer.
      practicability: needs precision working.

      Idea:
      Just use real lego bricks! Place them over the form and you get the right holes
      practicability: easy but notches might be too small

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    3. Re:Freeze your own! by RexxFiend · · Score: 1

      some nice ideas there ;-)

      I don't think the bricks are exactly the same size as original lego bricks so that one is probably out.

      There may be some milage in using previously frozen bricks as molds but you'd need to get the timing right, otherwise they will stick together.

      Needs further investigatation methinks.

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  25. No nano? by xkr · · Score: 2, Funny

    The most upsetting part is that we can't get nano-legos. I have a complete design for a self-replicating Lego nano-factory. If only I had started sooner, then I would have been able to solve their production limitations forever.

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  26. One thing is for sure... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    If Lego become any more expensive than they already are due to this, they could just as well start making these bricks in solid gold. :-p

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  27. in other news by gargletheape · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bill O'Reilly released a statement:

    it's all part of the secular progressive agenda to get Christianity, God and values out of our children's toys. First it was Target, then it was kmart, now it's Lego. You won't believe this:

    Lego has now decided to not meet its targets for the upcoming holiday season . Now throughout American history Lego has failed to give children Christmas toys. There is nothing religious about that, the folks know this. It's just a part of our heritage. But the liberal Hollywood elite and the ACLU are waging a relentless war on traditional values. First it becomes illegal for you to pray in your schools, now they make Legos holiday gifts, next they'll make GI Joe smoke pot and Barbie have an abortion. This is what's happened in Western Europe and Canada, where if you can get religion out, then you can pass secular progressive programs, like euthanasia, promiscuity, and blasphemy. And the children suffer.

    But now you can have your say. There is a poll on billoreilly.com: is correct to say that Toys R Us waging a war on American values and aiding the terrorists? It's your vote and you decide. We just report, and there's nothing ridiculous about that.

    And that's the memo.

    1. Re:in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good job. I tried to get a comment from Rush Limbaugh but his agent told me he was currently high and beating a cripple.

  28. Artificial supply shortage by syousef · · Score: 1

    This is the usual tactic. Scare up publicity and increase demand using an artificial supply shortage. Supply down, demand up, outrageous prices normal, CEO gets bonus.

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  29. Sackings by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Those responsible should be sacked.

    1. Re:Sackings by k3vlar · · Score: 1

      We apologize again for the continued shortage of LEGO blocks. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

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    2. Re:Sackings by Slagged · · Score: 1

      Yet again, we appologize, those responsible for sacking the people who had just been sacked, have been sacked. The remaining business will be managed by 10,000 llamas.

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  30. Funny Stuff by baltimore_hoodlum · · Score: 0

    This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Good job.

  31. Never knew.. by hvnarsana · · Score: 1

    .. that not being able to play around could cost you so much!

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  32. And mandatory joke goest to... by zx-15 · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia... ...Uh, wait.

  33. Ya gotta spend money to make money. by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    Score one for the hack-and-slash theory of corporate management.

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  34. Lego? Get a life... by BarnabyWilde · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...and grow up.

  35. Cheap clones? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    How come there are no cheap Lego clones coming out of Asia? Is there a patent that is still active after all these years?

    1. Re:Cheap clones? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      How come there are no cheap Lego clones coming out of Asia? Is there a patent that is still active after all these years?

      There are. They're never as good, though. I remember we had some Megabloks bricks once. The plastic's not quite the same and the moulding isn't as consistent - either they stick together too hard and can't be got apart, or they don't stick at all. They're decent enough as a cheap way to bulk out your collection of 2x4 Plain Rectangular Bricks, but can't be relied upon in the same way.

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  36. Lego == Commodore ??? by scottgfx · · Score: 1

    I was just reminded of the 1993 Christmas season where Commodore couldn't build enough CD32 systems to meet Christmas demand. Commodore had already gone through a bunch of cuts and did not survive them. I'm hoping that Lego has somewhat better management and perhaps some cash on hand to weather the bad times ahead.

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  37. What shortage? by 80N · · Score: 1

    At http://www.ebay.com/ 21,491 items found for lego.

  38. Every time the same marketing trick... by anshil · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is no real shortage thats a planned trick to get more money into the toy sector.

    Robert B. Cialdini writes this in his book "The Psychology of Persuasion". One Toy-Product is heavily marketed, so you eventually promise your kids who will be longing for it, they will get it as present for christmas. Then *tata* production shortage bla-bla, and you can't get it, so you have to buy another equally valued toy for your kids. But(!): Promised is still promised! In February the production shortage suddendly vanishes, and you will have to buy your kids the promised toy also. -> Result: You spent twice as much in the toy sector.

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  39. Marketing trick alert by Phatmanotoo · · Score: 1

    Mod parent +20 insightful (since almost no one else so far seems to have noticed this).

    That Cialdini book is a gem, by the way. I read it this summer and it was one of the best "soft-sciences"-type books I've ever read, by far.
    Highly recommendable.

  40. Ignore the theme Lego! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just buy the normal Lego sets. Apply some imagination. And build something original.

    Mmmm. Nah. That's too far fetched.

    Perhaps they'll just build Lego dildos :)

  41. Core Business? by taff^2 · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    "As part of efforts to restructure the company and focus on our core business, we had to make some cuts and the company has not had time to readjust its production."


    So making plastics blocks is not your code business?
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  42. but... but... by taff^2 · · Score: 1

    The rebel alliance will almost certainly be crushed without re-inforcements

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  43. Another example of idiotic Business-Speak by OnTheWay · · Score: 1

    The spokesperson said, "As part of efforts to restructure the company and focus on our core business, we had to make some cuts ..."

    Focus on the core business? The core business is supposed to be making Lego brick sets. Talk about a complete failure at the executive level. That would be like one of their factory workers saying "I'm going to focus on arriving on time and doing my job," and he winds up coming in at noon and goofing off.

    Except of course, the factory worker gets fired, while the executives get their annual bonuses regardless.

  44. Stupid Management by airship · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when management tweaks production to make the numbers for 'this quarter' look good. Next quarter goes all to hell.

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  45. No Shortaqe Just in Scndinavia by lrohrer · · Score: 1

    Lego will not have a shortage in the US:

    http://www.playthings.com/article/CA6387905.html

    All Hype