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Google Envisions Free Cell Phones For All

Salvance writes "Google's CEO Eric Schmidt envisions a day when all cell phones are free if the user agrees to watch targeted ads. While he provides no specific plans for Google to give away phones, the implication is that he expects such moves in the future given Google's current pilot successes with delivering text ads on phones." From the article: "Schmidt also said his company was working on how to allow users to maintain basic control of their personal data. Currently, Google stores consumer data on hundreds of thousands of its own computers in order to provide additional services to individual users. The company is looking to allow consumers to export their Web search history or e-mail archives and move them to other sites, if they so choose."

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  1. When your only tool is a hammer by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Everything looks like a nail.

    When your only revenue is advertisments, everything looks like sticky eyeballs.

    1. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by joshier · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you saying... We are all nails living in a hammer world?? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    2. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by arun_s · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's okay. It'll probably take less than a week after release before the adblockers come around. Its survival of the fittest from there. The gaudy flash advertisers will be first to go, and I probably wouldn't mind the less intrusive ones if I was getting a phone for free.

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    3. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by FirienFirien · · Score: 5, Funny

      It could be worse... it could just constantly be hammer time...

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    4. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      probably it relies on requests received from the device. if no request is received, the user will lose minutes. what if they decide to quiz you once in a while?

    5. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1
      Are you saying... We are all nails living in a hammer world?? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

      I don't think you read that right. It's that our sticky eyeballs are hammers for Google's Nails of Advertisement. Or something like that.

      Anybody else here think eyeballs wouldn't make the greatest hammers?
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    6. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you're only tool is a hammer... ...use it to smash the f***ing phone that keeps showing you adds?

    7. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by hauntingthunder · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Its so cute when Americans try get to grips with this mobile malarkey (cue stifled Nordic giggles) Must be a big change from  having a slave^h^h^H^H lad carry the messages around in  cleft stick;

      Eric Have you actually used a modern mobile phone I don't look at the screen when I'me making a call I just you know punch the damm number in  and wait for it to ring.

      They already tried mobiles funded by audio adds which failed so why is video going to work.

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    8. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alright Stop !!

    9. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by Chesko · · Score: 1

      Not to be confused with Hammer Space. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammerspace

    10. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by bigpicture · · Score: 1

      In typical Japanese uniformity, "the nail that sticks up gets hammered down".

    11. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by jank1887 · · Score: 1
      "less than a week after release before the adblockers"

      depends what network you're on. If yours lets you use J2ME, you good. If it's BREW only, I'm sure no adblockers will be allowed on the network.

      Three cheers for platform control!

    12. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the ads will be audio, i would think. not much point making them visual. i would just ignore them.
      also if the phone had BT/voice-dial you would never even see the screen.
      sometimes i use 8003733411 free 411 service (its quite good and no 411 charge) but you have to deal with audio ads, which make you wish you had just used 411. I'm imagining the same annoyance factor

    13. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by alienmole · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can't touch this!

    14. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by alienmole · · Score: 1

      I don't think you read that right. It's that our sticky eyeballs are hammers for Google's Nails of Advertisement. Or something like that.

      Anybody else here think eyeballs wouldn't make the greatest hammers?

      Yeah, but you got it backwards. Google has a hammer in search of nails. Our sticky eyeballs are the nails that Google is going to be hammering with their advertising. (Or if you prefer, they'll hammer the nails of advertising into our sticky eyeballs). Put that way, the metaphor makes much more sense!
    15. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by chaosmage42 · · Score: 1

      Stop!

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    16. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by IwantToKeepAnon · · Score: 1

      Good thing the only tool they have isn't a screwdriver, cuz then they'd be trying to screw us all the time ... hmmm maybe they DO have a screwdriver after all.

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    17. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by kypper · · Score: 1

      Break it DOWN

    18. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by beckerist · · Score: 2, Funny

      if by "Japanese uniformity" you mean "post-modern erotic art"

    19. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      Alright, stop.

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    20. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by donaggie03 · · Score: 1

      No no, it's like this: Now I'm thinkin, it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

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    21. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      Google's CEO Eric Schmidt envisions a day when all cell phones are free if the user agrees to watch targeted ads.


      No thank you.

    22. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...

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    23. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      That could just very well possibly be the worst case of split verb I've ever read.

    24. Re:When your only tool is a hammer by 7*6 · · Score: 1

      in my opinion, just because things like adblockers will come out doesn't mean the majority of people will use them. think of spam: why does it still exist? it's because of that 0.1% of people that view them. say 2 million people receive a piece of spam (a very low number by today's standards I'll bet) and only 0.1% view and respond to it by purchasing the service or product. that's 2000 people who bought your product. if you spent even $1000 on your spam services then you've still earned $1000. For a small business that's nice piece of cash for very little work. so they continue to send spam.

      Anyway, my point is that the same thing works with something like ads on a cell phone. Sure, through viral discussion a large number of people will block their ads, but that large number will probably be quite small compared to the total number of people who opt for a FREE(!) cell phone. so google will continue to use ads to cover costs and make money - as long as the percentage of people watching and responding to ads stays high enough... but that's another story :)

  2. Call the Free??? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What's your time worth? What does a call cost?

    Right now,phone calls don't cost much. With all the competitive pressures they'll just come down. Let's say your life is worth $60/hour or $1/minute. How much of your life are you prepared to throw away to get that free phone call?

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    1. Re:Call the Free??? by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My life is priceless. Therefore what I am willing to trade it for; and what I might object to trading it for, might be a bit at varience with someone who thinks of their time as worth $60/hr.

      KFG

    2. Re:Call the Free??? by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

      > My life is priceless.

      Everybody has a price. You may not know yours yet.

      How much money are you willing and able to pay for one hour more life? That's your price.

    3. Re:Call the Free??? by cryptoluddite · · Score: 1

      No that's not why these phones are so bad. You see, it isn't really your choice at all whether to get an ad-phone. Once a lot of people have a 'free' phone paid for by advertising the market for paid phones will be much less, so your choice will either be an 'annoy me' phone or a really expensive one with lots of features you don't even want (but maybe some CEOs want). If anything even paid phones will be like Cable where you pay *and* you get ads.

    4. Re:Call the Free??? by FST777 · · Score: 1

      Then my life is worthless. Still my life is priceless to me, I just don't value time. Time spent with friends is infinitely worth more than time spent working for a crappy boss (if I had more time I would think of a better analogy, and no, I'm not willing to pay for that).

      Time is more a currency for me than the other way around. As such, I'm not willing to wait for ads when I want to call a friend.

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    5. Re:Call the Free??? by dissolved · · Score: 1

      I think you are getting confused between "priceless" and "worthless".

    6. Re:Call the Free??? by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How much money are you willing and able to pay for one hour more life? That's your price.

      I am perfectly capable of conceiving of situations in which I would be willing to simply "toss away" all that remains of my life for no money at all. I can even conceive of situations in which I might pay someone to end my life.

      I do not measure the value of either my time or my actions with a balance sheet, nor do I hold my mere life, in and of itself, to be the highest value.

      In the long run we are all dead. Make your life worth something by dying well.

      And you are in the process of dying right now.

      KFG

    7. Re:Call the Free??? by aplusjimages · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can see it now. A consumer with a Google Phone sees a murder or robbery and dials 911. Instead of getting an emergency operator immediately, the consumer sits through a couple of ads for CSI. And depending on their location, they might get CSI: Miami, CSI: Las Vegas, or the CSI in New York. Hell even Heroes might come up with a tag line like, "Be your own hero."

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    8. Re:Call the Free??? by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Doesn't work out like that.

      Your life is priceless -- but this doesn't imply that you're not willing to sell some of your time for any price.

      $60/hour is ridicolously high for selling time for most people. That corresponds to a yearly wage of over $100.000 (after taxes), which is something like 4 times what the average American *actually* earns.

      But you're rigth, phone-calls are pretty darned cheap. I call for about $20/month, which means getting that for free is worth less than 1 hour/month. So, to answer your question, less than 3 minutes/day. So, for me, watching a 30-second comercial and get the phone-call free would be rational, while a 2-minute comercial definitely wouldn't be.

      Even more rational though, would be *not* watching the comercial, and still get the phone-call for free. How are they gonna figure out if I actually watch the crap or not ?

    9. Re:Call the Free??? by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      IF I was in a hospital with tubes comming out of my nose, on tonnes of drugs sill in pain and not looking like I would survive I'd want the plug to be pulled.

      How much would you pay for another hour of that?

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    10. Re:Call the Free??? by kibbylow · · Score: 1

      A few years ago, a beer company had a free long-distance promotion called labatt blue line, where you had to listen to a 20 or 30 second ad before making your call.

      While I never really used the service, I did have one friend that was willing to spend the time to used it.

      I guess the point is, while you value you time, there will always be others that are willing to spend the time to save a buck.

    11. Re:Call the Free??? by Meatloaf+Surprise · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, I hope ads play during a conversation. Say, call your friend and tell him to pick up a case of Pepsi, and all of the sudden you and your friend hear a chime and an ad for Pepsi starts streaming to both of your phones.

      Or maybe the cellphones they're making have the same sensors as the Wii remote and all of the sudden a holographic ad appears in front of you to PUNCH THE MONKEY AND WIN A FREE IPOD

    12. Re:Call the Free??? by patrixmyth · · Score: 1

      A monkey punched me and stole my IPOD, you insensitive clod!

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    13. Re:Call the Free??? by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      What's your time worth? What does a call cost?


      No kidding. Right now my wife and I share something like 1400 minutes a month for $89/month. And we could probably drop that down because we've never used all our minutes in a month. If I wanted to save a little money, I'd take a close look at how many minutes we're really using and adjust our plan accordingly. But, truth be told, $90/month for essentially unlimited domestic calling and 100% free calling between the two of us and others that use the same provider, I really like being able to pay $90/month and forget about it.

      There are enough advertisements in my life. I don't need more on my cell phone.

      I will agree with what someone else posted, though. I'd like GPS on my Treo and I'd like my Treo to report my GPS location to some service every couple of minutes. Then, at the touch of a couple keys, the service would immediately tell me the closest restauraunt, book store, auto shop, furniture store, etc. that I may happen to want. But I'd only want those advertisements on request, not pushed to me. And I definitely don't want to have my phone bothering me to look at advertisements throughout the day, or have to look at an ad at some point because I ran out of ad-financed "minutes."

      Cell phone service is too cheap to make this worthwhile except for the bottom of the economic ladder that are really willing to dedicate that much of their own time to get a free phone... and I'm not sure how much advertisers are interested in the low-income, stingy demographic.

    14. Re:Call the Free??? by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Before we complete your call to 911, we have a word from our sponsor...

      This is Bob. Bob is living large thanks to the magic of Enzyte...

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  3. Ads on phones? by LokiSnake · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For a (smart)phone used for web communications, I can understand how they'll target ads, but for a phone that is only used for voice communications, how can targeted ads be implemented? There has been a trend of Google venturing into print, TV, and radio ads, and those can be done successfully through advertisers bidding for related spots on each medium, since newspapers/periodicals have separate sections, and TV and radio have set programming, but what about voice communications? Will they target ads by looking at your contact information? Or perhaps capture keywords in your spoken words? I doubt that, since they will never do any evil, but how else would this work (without text to analyze)?

    1. Re:Ads on phones? by mikerozh · · Score: 1

      In a few years every other phone will be smart phone.

    2. Re:Ads on phones? by supersat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Three words: location, location, location.

      Carriers can already determine your phone's location (thanks to the Wireless E911 mandate), and third-party companies like Navizon are already beginning to do the same thing independently of carriers.

      Now, imagine you're Google, and you own the service. You notice that it's lunch time and the user hasn't stopped for lunch, but they're near a fast food advertiser. You could send an SMS with a coupon to the user.

      Now, I don't know that they'll necessarily follow this model, but there's plenty of things to analyze and target without being much more invasive than current carriers.

    3. Re:Ads on phones? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Oh, you just need to put your name and address on the registration form, they'll cross-link it to your Google search history, Google video watching, Google email, Google ...

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    4. Re:Ads on phones? by camusflage · · Score: 1

      without being much more invasive than current carriers

      Considering the rapacious terms of service for most carriers (think: "All your base are belong to us") combined with the generous "data sharing" of CPNI, I think the only thing possible that would be considered more invasive would be a full-on cavity search.

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    5. Re:Ads on phones? by howdeeds · · Score: 1
      You notice that it's lunch time and the user hasn't stopped for lunch...

      Wow, these Google guys are smart. Any idea whether they can tell whether I've taken my medication today?

    6. Re:Ads on phones? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Google knows which addresses are associated with what kind of activity. They know places are associated with food. This is completely reasonable and totally feasible. Plus, since the coupons are delivered digitally, they'll have unique codes, and google can tell if the offer was used, and then use that to deliver you more offers like that, or offers that other people who accepted those kinds of offers are more likely to accept.

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    7. Re:Ads on phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "For a (smart)phone used for web communications, I can understand how they'll target ads, but for a phone that is only used for voice communications, how can targeted ads be implemented?"

      Cross-platform advertising. Obviously, you would associate a gmail address with the phone, and then they can serve you advertisements which they believe the person with that gmail address would be interested in. That way, they can have multiple advertisers buying the same targeting information over and over to show you radio ads, cell phone ads, video ads, web page ads, etc. etc. etc.

      "Or perhaps capture keywords in your spoken words? I doubt that, since they will never do any evil, but how else would this work (without text to analyze)?"

      Given that they already read GMail to generate advertisements, I'm not quite seeing how you're making this leap. Their version of doing no evil is to take the information but then refuse to sell the raw information to people, rather retaining the advertising targeting in their own hands. Thus, I think it totally possible that if, say, they recognize the word "lunch", they might start providing advertisements for local restaurants, but to do "evil" would be to provide the IPs of everyone who said "lunch" to the advertisers.

  4. Just the "device" ? by kihjin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I could be wrong, but it seems this only means that you would get the device for "free," not the service. This is hardly a revolutionary idea; cellphone providers have been "giving" away devices for free (along with those nasty catch-22's) for ages.

    This is not to say I'd go long with this anyway. I'd be very annoyed if my phone beeped every 10 minutes, only to discover that I've received an advertisement.

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  5. What the hell by jlarocco · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Am I the only person who hates advertisements? I don't want to see ads while I browse the internet. I don't want to see ads while I'm watching movies or TV. I don't want to hear ads on the radio. And I sure as hell don't want ads on my cell phone.

    Charge me for your product or service, then leave me the fuck alone.

    1. Re:What the hell by Wizard+of+OS · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Isn't that the reason that you can:
      - still buy a mobile phone that doesn't have advertisements?
      - get pay-tv where you can watch movies without interruption (at least here in the netherlands)
      - become a slashdot subscriber and NOT see the ads anymore.

      This is a new businessmodel, for those of us who don't want to pay for the product or service but instead want to view ads. If you don't like it, don't use it. There are (and will be) plenty alternatives for you.

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    2. Re:What the hell by stonertom · · Score: 1

      I do believe you are correct that you shouldn't HAVE to look at ads, however having a service provided to you with the only cost being to avoid looking at ads is brilliant. Think of free newspapers, TV (not that $ky crap, but normal TV) and most of the net. Think of your morning paper, would you pay £35 to have a quick, ad free read on the train?

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    3. Re:What the hell by dissy · · Score: 3, Informative

      > get pay-tv where you can watch movies without interruption (at least here in the netherlands)

      Yes, not in the USA really.

      Our pay-per-view tv still has ads most of the time, thou fortunatly not interrupting the show, just at the begining, and sometimes at the end.

      Even when you go and buy a DVD, there are generally ads packed at the start, and frequently set so you can't skip them.

      Technically downloading here isn't suppost to be illegal, but i fear it soon will be, in addition to distributing and copying which already is illegal (regarding bittorrent downloaded shows, where you upload as well) and ripping a DVD to remove the ads (or atleast change it so they can be skipped) is definatly illegal.

      Of course a large portion of us don't care about the fact its illegal, and do it anyway, but that's the only way to get ad free movies and shows these days in the US.

      Yeay USA :/

    4. Re:What the hell by whyloginwhysubscribe · · Score: 1

      I don't mind when I'm getting something for free, and those ads are unobtrusive. Some of the ads on TV in the UK are better than the shows! I read the free paper on the train, so can't complain about the adverts can I? However, it riles me when I rent a DVD and can't fast forward the adverts. If I've paid to watch something, I should not have to watch the adverts!

    5. Re:What the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      having a service provided to you with the only cost being to avoid looking at ads is brilliant. Think of [...] TV

      Given that later in your post you use £35 as a suggested price, I assume you're in the UK. So you're not getting free TV. You're paying for the BBC channels, even if you don't watch them.

      Of course, ad-haters love the BBC, which doesn't have any ads. Except all the constant advertisements for other BBC products and services.

    6. Re:What the hell by maxume · · Score: 1

      Whatever. The adds on HBO/Showtime/etc. are pretty much exclusively for their content(so they are telling you about what you bought, not trying to get you to buy something), and are there as filler so that movie start times fall at more even times, which people watching other programming on television likely prefer. They are ads, but they aren't anything like any other advertising on tv. The adds on pay-per-view are quite similar, mostly filler. Even better, they only need to be ignored once per program that you want to watch.

      I would imagine that the channel that the gp is talking about is exactly the same.

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    7. Re:What the hell by IcePop456 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes pay movie, but I do pay for cable TV ($50) and still get bombarded with commercials. Yes satellite radio is commercial free, but not all stations.

      I pay taxes and tolls, yet there are still advertisements on the highway. Granted many are probably installed on private property.

      Free with ads may be the new model, but the old one has certainly been updated with "you pay far less because ads cover some portion of the cost (aka profit)".

    8. Re:What the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on Slashdot would cloying tripe like this be modded insightful.
      Why don't you try having an original thought for a change?

    9. Re:What the hell by JuicyBrain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember when I was a teenager, I used to go to the movie theatre and it would cost me 4$. The popcorn and the sodas were reasonably priced and I could enjoy an hour and a half of ads-free entertainement. Those were the old days.
      Now, the ticket prices have more than doubled, I have to take a second mortgage just for a small popcorn and the movies are half as good as they were. Fortunately, I now have the chance to watch 20 minutes of ads before the movie begins. Because, let's be honest, if it weren't for the ads, I would pay even more right ?
      Just my 2 cents...

    10. Re:What the hell by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Am I the only person who hates advertisements? I don't want to see ads while I browse the internet. I don't want to see ads while I'm watching movies or TV. I don't want to hear ads on the radio. And I sure as hell don't want ads on my cell phone.

      Charge me for your product or service, then leave me alone.


      Done right, I'm not against it. I'm not against 2-3 ads on a web page. (I really hate those sites that spread 2 paragraphs across serval pages with ads scattered on each little page.) In movies, I don't mind product placement and the pre-movie ads at the movie theatre. On DVD, hate that you can't just skip to the menu or play the movie rather than watch some ads every time you watch the DVD. I actually watch the ads and extra features of most of our DVDs just to see what's out. I don't like them constantly done my throat. TV/cable has always had adds. PBS is the closest in the US without them, but they have pledge drives every so often, which to my way of thinking, was that they just store all their "ads" up for a once in awhile thing. The movie channels like HBO and Show Time used to not have many ads. The last time that I watched either channel, they didn't interrupt a movie, but between movies or shows they had what I'd consider selfe promotional ads. Um, every radio station that I've ever listened to has had ads. I hear things like XM Radio don't have as many, but you are paying what $10-11 a month for that service vs. free ad supported radio. Actually, I don't mind the ads on radio so much as the DJs and radio shows. I'd rather listen to music than talk. If I wan't to listen to talk, I'd turn to AM.

      How would I do cell phone ads without being annoying? Well, it should be pretty simple. Nearly every cell phone as a LCD display. Each time you flick that thing up you either repeat the same ad for about a day or so, but it would just be a static image and once a button is pressed the normal menu is displayed. You could have the ad as background image behing your menu, but then you'd run into reading problems with both the ad and the menu. I'd carry a nice simple cell phone that flashed a few simple ads without any problem if it was "free" in every other respect.

    11. Re:What the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah but the sheer amount of material and creative minds in Hollywood producing material makes our material better than a majority of what is produced in the world. Other countries love to watch our T.V./movies and everything we have; but we probably get milked the most out of them though.

    12. Re:What the hell by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The really frustrating thing is the ads are cheap. There's a chain of theaters here that doesn't show ads and their prices are the same as the other chains. We're all sitting through 20 minutes of ads for about 20 cents per person. What a ripoff!

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    13. Re:What the hell by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Yes pay movie, but I do pay for cable TV ($50) and still get bombarded with commercials.

      You are, to some degree, confusing apples and oranges. Paying for cable is nothing more than paying for shipping and handling, commercials pay for the content.
  6. It won't work by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It didn't work with landline phone and it won't work with cell phones!

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    1. Re:It won't work by __aahrlq8808 · · Score: 1

      It will work because cell phones are not like landline phones.

      First of all, cell phones have screens. Often large color screens allowing many lines of text or graphics/videos. Wired phones could pretty much only push ads through audio recordings. Screens open up many more avenues for ad delivery without getting overly annoying.

      Cell phones also know where you are and what stores are near you at any particular moment. Not only that, but we store a lot of information about ourselves on cells. Combined, they could produce highly relevant and profitable targeted ads. If everybody starts using their phones to access their debit cards like in Japan, the cell provider could even have evidence of effectiveness.

      The calender app could place notices of sales in local stores. Have a reminder for your dad's birthday next week? May we suggest this drill bit set. Order online now through this link for guaranteed on-time delivery!

      A phone could show a banner whenever an alarm is turned off (coffee ads in the morning, movie listings in the evening, whatever). Banners could also be slipped in unobtrusively when you silence your phone, turn it off, plug it in to its charger, etc.

      People could also opt in for extras. Be subjected to a 15 second audio ad and get 5 extra anytime minutes! Fill out this fifteen minute survey and get this ringtone, free!

      If you don't think there would be any takers, just ask this woman http://news.com.com/2061-10786_3-5770822.html.

    2. Re:It won't work by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 1

      The real point, in my opinion, is not the phone itself as a device, but rather the service.
      If you get upset by ads interruptions during your favourite TV or radio program, you can imagine the result during a phone call.
      And finally, because phone are not cheap, a number of hackers would find the right way to unlock them. The companies would loose a lot of money.
      Again, it won't work! In my opinion.

      --
      Maybe Computers will never be as intelligent as Humans.
      For sure they won't ever become so stupid. [VR-1988]
  7. What kind of company? by DerekLyons · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Which reveals in stark relief what sensible people have been saying for a while - Google isn't a search company, or a technology company - it's an advertising agency.

  8. Will the well dry up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that by exposing everyone to advertisments and commercials people are becoming mute to it. I myself filter all commercials up to the point that it is no more than noise.
    Agreed, advertisers find new anoying ways to advertise and schout louder, but I wouldn't be surprised that society will reach a point where commercials no longer have any effect.
    How many companies will fall that have their entire income based on commercials?

  9. time to wake up by edwardpickman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not possible to watch ads 24/7. Sorry folks we simply can't do it. Seems to be a great frustriation to advertisers that we don't want to watch their ads all bloody day. After a while you just shut down. CNN is driving me nuts lately with the Head On commercials. They even tried to make a joke of how obnoxious they are. Hate to break it to them but I switch the channel everytime they come on. The scary thing is if I try to switch to the other CNN channel half the time there's one running there too. I swear the Clockwork Orange eyes pried open senerio is an advertisers wet dream. You want advertising to be more effective? How about less of it. People used to watch commercials or at least let them run. I hit mute or switch the channel everytime so it went from say ten minutes plus an hour to zero exposure for me. How effective are your commercials when no one will watch them or worse yet they switch the channel?

    1. Re:time to wake up by walnutmon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good point, but I guarantee you that most people you see on the streets are not going to change that channel and possibly miss a moment of "The Amazing Race" or thier favorite synidcated gameshow. Plus, I know people who talk at work about their favorite commercials.

      That is acceptable once a year, and it is during the superbowl, because the inherent manliness of watching it makes up for your minds freedom being sold for a day.

      This post is brought to you by Dial anti viral vagina cream, Post(tm) Cocks and Mallow cereal, and the movie Junk Puncher, from the makers of The Matrix, premiers in a theater near you Friday...

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    2. Re:time to wake up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They force you to watch them.

      Lately Yahoo mail put up some really annoying adverts that cover up parts of your inbox (some flash thing).
      I added the ad hosts as an alias to 127.0.0.1 in /etc/hosts. That worked nicely for a while.
      Now they made the Logout link in yahoo mail point to their ad host with some kind of redirect to the
      logout page. I can't open that page since I blocked it and have to cut parts of the URL to get to the logout
      page.

      You block them; they force it upon you.

      That being said, there are some cool and interesting adverts on TV, but they're fairly rare.

        - 51acf00e7b6e2977807a371f24007eb39a863e7f

    3. Re:time to wake up by DilbertLand · · Score: 1

      I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that can't stand those Head On commercials. I do the exact same thing and switch the channel the second they come on and usually don't make it back to that channel for a long time (my attention span is short enough that I can easily get interested in some other show that's on). Most other commericals I can just tune out - the Head On ones are like scraping fingernails. I wonder if they offer deep discounts to all the other advertisers that have spots running immediately after those. Out of principle, I will never buy or use one of their products.

    4. Re:time to wake up by joshier · · Score: 0

      It's like making a stubern child eat sprouts.. The more you force him to eat it, the more he will detest it.

      It's quite funny though, because some real talent is being put in to the removal of ads.. the stuff they come out with is brilliant (Filterset.G for firefox, myth tv, adblock etc)

  10. Judging from my usualy phone calls... by dartarrow · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..my 'targeted ad' would be for V1@GRA and 'how to ease your debt'

    --
    I love humanity, it is people I hate
    1. Re:Judging from my usualy phone calls... by Garabito · · Score: 1

      judging from Google Ads on /. my targeted ad would be: "Next pope is John Paul II, impersonated"

  11. Comments by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to do no evil? What Google is doing is inbetween good and evil. To rip off what someone else said, more or less, Google is doing Goovil.

    How will they make sure people actually pay attention and just don't do something else for the 30 seconds or so?

    Will there be a 911 and other emergy number exception?

    If cell phone calls are so inexpensive, why not fund it through various other means? There are endeavours that require a vast amount of people. I think one of them involves identifying pictures by asking people to say what they think they are. Computers can't really make this distinction right now. Imagine paying people with minutes of free cell phone calls for logging onto their computer, going to a certain site, and aiding in this.

    1. Re:Comments by clickclickdrone · · Score: 4, Funny

      >Will there be a 911 and other emergy number exception?
      Almost. You'll get a YouTube ad for clips of Police beating up suspects.

      --
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  12. I would rather pay a fixed amount... by Wonderkid · · Score: 1

    ...per month (or other preferred billing peroid) for unlimited calls, but NO ads. Why always this obsession with ads? I have purchased everything I own after seeing other people with the item(s) in their lives, from my first car to an iPod. The standard of living countries that frown on over commercialisation (such as Sweden) is the same or higher than countries that surround themselves with such crap. Google show such little imagination it's stunning. Watch this space.

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    O'WONDERWe're working on it.

    1. Re:I would rather pay a fixed amount... by DMorritt · · Score: 0

      I have purchased everything I own after seeing other people with the item(s) in their lives maybe google needs to start sponsoring your friends then?

  13. Already been tried. by Lissajous · · Score: 0

    The Gizmondo was going to do this. It was going to have what they dubbed "Smart Ads" that would be MMSed to your console. Of course, no-one actually advertised using it, (FWICR) not a single smart ad was ever sent, and the gizmondo has now all-but-disappeared into infamy, shards of Ferarri Enzo, and a jail term for ex-CEO Eriksson. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gizmondo for more details.

    Quite (cough) coincidentally, ex-boss of Gizmondo, Carl Freer, is currently running http://www.xeromobile.net/ - a cellphone network offering almost exactly this.

  14. Text message adverts... by walnutmon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Honestly, I don't even like getting text messages from friends, unless it is a girl who is saying "I am on my way to give you BJ, need beer?"

    I don't even watch TV anymore because commercials are so god damn annoying.

    The last thing I want is some annoying bullshit ringing my phone while I am sleeping, roll over, cursing the fact that I haven't muted it, check out who sent me what...

    "Best buy is having a sale on Kelly Clarkson: From church going babe, to cocksucking ho! And don't forget to watch 3LBS tonight, it's not exactly brain surgery... Actually it is!"

    While "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" is playing in the background...

    Jesus Christ, that is some evil shit.

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    You take it, I don't want it...
    1. Re:Text message adverts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, I don't even like getting text messages from friends, unless it is a girl who is saying "I am on my way to give you BJ, need beer?"

      If that is what you're interested in, why stick with girls? Surely guys are better at knowin what you want.

    2. Re:Text message adverts... by walnutmon · · Score: 1

      But it is riskier to bust on a guys face and then punch him in the head...

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    3. Re:Text message adverts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, I don't even like getting text messages from friends, unless it is a girl who is saying "I am on my way to give you BJ, need beer?"

      Ahhh geeks are so funny. They even have cell phones in their dreams!

    4. Re:Text message adverts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Har Har Har,
      Who is the evil one here?
      Your obscene and vulgar comments are just as annoying.
      And evil enough to be worth saying so.
      Unfortunately I have to read your post before hand before I can decide to skip it.
      By then it's too late.

  15. Soon... by Rastignac · · Score: 1

    All your ads are belong to Google. ;)

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    -- Rastignac was here.
    1. Re:Soon... by dtzWill · · Score: 1
      All your ads are belong to Google. ;)


      From the way things have been going, more like:

      All your everything are belong to Google.
  16. Advertising Madness by ajs318 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The business world seems to have gone advertising crazy!

    People don't want adverts. People do not want adverts on TV; that is why we used to have VCRs, before the advent of DVD+RW and Sky Plus. Anything worth watching got recorded, and the advertisements got the fast-forward button. With Sky Plus you can start recording, wait ten minutes or so (the total amount of advert breaks in the programme minus the anticipated amount of time spending re-watching good bits), start watching from the beginning, and fast-forward through the breaks.

    People do not want adverts on the radio, which is why it's so good that Radio Two is the first station up from the bottom of the dial.

    People don't want adverts in magazines and newspapers, and will turn the page and miss a good story rather than see an advertisement.

    People don't want adverts on the internet. Hence the popularity of various advert-blocking and flash-blocking Firefox extensions, the use of "block images from this server" and {for the full-on geek} Squid. Even people without advert-blocking software will navigate away from a site which tries to bombard them with images.

    I don't think I'm alone in saying that I would much rather pay cash up front for the phone calls I am going to make, than watch advertisements.

    --
    Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
    1. Re:Advertising Madness by redhotgranny · · Score: 1
      The business world seems to have gone advertising crazy!

      Google's business is advertising.

    2. Re:Advertising Madness by planetmn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While people don't want advertising, I would argue that people prefer advertising to paying for the service themselves.

      On this side of the pond you have choices:
      TV: There are a few channels without commercials, but very few, some people use DVRs and fast forward through them. I don't know that I agree with you on the VCR, I myself have never heard about somebody recording a show onto a tape just to get through the commercials (though I have known of people who recorded a movie and while doing so, edited out the commercials).
      Radio: There is your standard AM/FM, supported by advertisers generally. Or you could pay for XM/Sirius. To me, I'll save the $10/mo and when advertising comes on, either suffer through it, or hit the next preset on my radio.
      Magazines and Newspapers: These are almost completely supported by advertising revenue, and since companies are still advertising in them, somebody must be looking at it. And there is a difference, at least when it comes to newspapers: location. I am much more tolerant of local advertising (a new restaurant in my town, or a specialty shop that I hadn't noticed before) than I am of other advertising.
      Internet: Yes, there is ad-blocking software out there, but how many people, not of the slashdot demographic use it? Nobody I know uses it. People definately get annoyed at some ads (pop-up/pop-under, flash, ones that take control of the mouse), but the text, or even banner ads, aren't hated as much in the real world as they are on slashdot.

      I think if you broke it down and told people that in order to see their TV shows, listen to their radio stations, surf their websites, they'd either have to pay (even more) for cable/sat, spend $10 a month on sat radio and either subscribe or purchase products from every website they visit, they'll gladly accept the ads.

      -dave

      --
      /., where "Apple and Google provide Iran with nukes" will be refuted with "But Microsoft is a convicted monopolist"
    3. Re:Advertising Madness by hhghghghh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People don't want adverts. If people don't want adverts, why do they act like they do and reward companies that advertise by buying more of their product? From the company's point of view, feelings of like or dislike are irrelevant. In this regard, they're much like abusive boyfriends..

    4. Re:Advertising Madness by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      We're STILL paying when we get them "free" through advertising. The money has to come from somewhere, after all. I remember looking at it back in 2000 when (in the US) about $6000 was spent per citizen on advertising. It'll be much higher now. So we're paying in the form of higher costs on every single product we buy.

      Except the cost we pay through advertising is higher because it has to go through all those layers of middlemen. It's a kind of grossly inefficient redistributive taxation that takes money away from people who buy products and gives it to those who take advantage of "free" stuff.

  17. Boom! It's a trap... by RuBLed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From TFA: "Schmidt acknowledged that mobile phones may never become totally free to the consumer. Newspapers are still not completely free a hundred years after they started relying on advertising, but they certainly are inexpensive, he noted."

    1. Re:Boom! It's a trap... by husey · · Score: 1
      "Newspapers are still not completely free"

      What? Like Metro?

    2. Re:Boom! It's a trap... by BKX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ordinarily, I don't respond to karma-whores (I earned my excellent karma the old-fashioned way.), but this time I will. Though, it is actually a response to TFA. Newspapers and magazines make enough from advertising to be completely free to the consumer. In fact, many magazines have tried going completely free. What they found was that if you give magazines and newspapers away, people think that they must suck because they're free and they won't read them. If you charge for them (it doesn't matter how much, so long as money comes out of the wallet), people think the publication must not suck because they are paying for it and will gladly read it. Why do think magazine subscriptions practically give themselves away? In fact, no magazine or newspaper will ever attempt to collect on a bill if you write back that you don't want to pay. It's just not worth it, since they made their money long before you read their articles.

    3. Re:Boom! It's a trap... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      No, Like "Canary Wharf" -:)) Sorry couldn't resist.

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      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  18. You're lucky by Rix · · Score: 1

    In most places, the only reliable way to get advertisment free tv is by bittorrent.

    And you wonder why it accounts for 30% of all net traffic...

  19. already happening by jovius · · Score: 1

    The future seems to be 6 months away: http://about.blyk.com/ Nokia envisioned this in 2000, and some people behind Blyk are ex-Nokia executives.

    1. Re:already happening by c0reboarder · · Score: 1

      Maybe that will work in countries where the younger crowd texts more then they talk because talking costs too much, but I don't see that working in places like the US where you can get more talk time then you need/mo for cheap.

  20. donno about you - but I just LOVE Google! by locksmith101 · · Score: 0

    Maybe they are storing data on all of us...maybe... but bear in mind that they provide excellent services and they are all free! they wewre the first huge mega company that actually tried to make things right for the end user - their method of money making (google ads) is not only brilliant it's also far from disturbing the eye - no silly loud banners - no stupid pop ups - no "view this commercial while we are loading the page". Their search is still better then the rest of the search engines, their email is way better then all the rest (not to mention much larger), google earth, google toolbar - need I say more? They are awesom - and I look forward for a bright future with Google

  21. ad devaluation by munkay · · Score: 1

    This advertising overload will just cause people to 'develop' a filter, sort of advertising blindness.
    Just like what happened to ad banners on the web, i hardly even notice them anymore let alone click on them.
    And as people pay less attention to the advertising it's worth less and they'll have to find other sources
    of revenue...

  22. people are becoming mute to it ... by pedantic+bore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's relatively easy when the medium is passive, like TV.

    The next time your phone rings, however, try not answering. You'll reflexively pick it up anyway. You've been programmed to.

    This has the potential to be astonishingly annoying to people like me, who use their cell phones for business and are acclimated to the idea that when the phone rings, it's important.

    --
    Am I part of the core demographic for Swedish Fish?
    1. Re:people are becoming mute to it ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hate to break it to you, but at least 50% of the time when my cell rings, I don't answer it. Sometimes I'm just busy, other times I'll look at who's calling and decide I don't really want to talk to them. As for the landline, I have an answering machine and I screen my calls in almost exactly the same way. Just because the phone rings, doesn't mean I have any obligation to answer it. I have friends who are slaves to their phones, and it just amazes me...

    2. Re:people are becoming mute to it ... by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself. When my phone rings, I look closely at the calling number before I
      *consider* picking it up. Time of day, mood, whether I'm in a noisy place or playing a
      game are all factors. Plus my hate for the caller, of course :)

    3. Re:people are becoming mute to it ... by pedantic+bore · · Score: 1

      How you use your phone is your business. No insult intended, but you're living in a different world. When my cell phone rings, it's important (or sometimes a wrong number). I don't give my cell phone number to people I don't want to talk to. (why would I?)

      However, note that you agree with my point -- when your cell phone rings, you look at it. You don't need to answer it; it's cheaper for them if you don't. Congradulations, you're their target demographic.

      --
      Am I part of the core demographic for Swedish Fish?
    4. Re:people are becoming mute to it ... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      If 90% of your calls were ads you would sooner or later stop picking up the phone, too.

      --
      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
    5. Re:people are becoming mute to it ... by pedantic+bore · · Score: 1

      See comment on sibling post...

      You carefully look at the calling number. And while you're doing that, they're showing you an advertisement. All they want you to do is look. They don't care if you answer the phone, they just care that they got you to dig it out of your purse to look at it, so they could show you an ad.

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      Am I part of the core demographic for Swedish Fish?
    6. Re:people are becoming mute to it ... by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt Google would actually ring your phone to deliver ads.
      That breaks their "Do no evil" policy and noone would use it.

    7. Re:people are becoming mute to it ... by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      I don't have a purse, and someone phoning me won't show me any ads.
      Were you thinking of SMS spam? I think that's also illegal where I live :)

    8. Re:people are becoming mute to it ... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      So, if I understand you correctly, the business model here is to ensure the subscriber never answers the phone (which would use up airtime the advertiser is claiming to subsidize) by ensuring they so long trying to find out who's calling them by reading a confusing screen covered in advertising, that the call ends up diverted to voicemail.

      Wow. That sounds great. Where do I sign up?

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      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
    9. Re:people are becoming mute to it ... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Sorry, this is supposed to be a reply to the sibling, not you. I'm kind of brain dead this morning.

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      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
  23. Yawn (+10) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Internet is the data.
    Google is a database which maps the data to keys.
    Other databases are possible but people don't bother because google search is free.

    Many people "envision" things.
    Negroponte didn't just envision the OLPC. He DID IT.
    So give us a break Chris Di Bona and bring back Kaz

  24. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  25. You have to charge for something by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not everything can be financed buy advertising. Eventually you're going to have to advertise a product that separates the end user from his pennies.

    I suspect that the person who makes this product that people are willing to spend money on is going to make a killing.

    1. Re:You have to charge for something by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      financed buy advertising

      Now, that was a great lapsus.

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      You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
    2. Re:You have to charge for something by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Clearly I've been conditioned to add subliminal messages to my posts without realising.

  26. Talk about targeted by ZoneGray · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, it should make for some interesting ad targeting.

    Let's see, we'll just dial here... Nine One One... Send..... "ring, ring... Your call will be connected shortly. Did you know, Kidde fire extinguishers come with a full lifetime guarantee...."

    ARRGGHHH!

    Hmmm, try again. Let's call a Corvette dealer.... dial the number here.... "ring, ring.... Your call will be connected shortly. Did you know that you can order Viagra from the privacy and comfort of your home? Press 69* for more information."

  27. Re:I'll be the first in line by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, if Google would give me a tzatziki chicken sub for viewing ads, I would definitely be interested.

    --
    Stasis is death. Embrace change.
  28. Pay to Play by eyeb1 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    the idea that in the modern electronic age .. communications for the masses is some kind of convenience or privilege or commodity .. to be payed for by allowing myself to be lied to .. influenced .. manipulated .. conditioned .. pitched .. and sold ..

    as opposed to the "right" of a fully aware .. fully functional and participating citizen ..

    is just another proof that mass brain washing .. "public education" in it's current form ..

    works very well ..

    and why the corporate capitalist structure .. is destined to implode on itself .. taking everything else in sight with it ..

    Buy .. Buy .. Buy .. Goodbye .. mankind ..

    in a society ..

    if i/we have what i/we NEED .. i/we am are FREE to do other work .. i/we am/are FREE to be .. i/we am/are FREE to do anything .. if i/we don't have what i/we Need .. i/we am/are not free at ALL ..

    if i have to pay to play .. i have no FREEDOM ..

    1. Re:Pay to Play by maxume · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, the world where instantaneous, global communication is even possible is much less free than the world where almost no one goes over the hill a couple miles to the east of the village.

      It is a bit of a bummer that you have to pay property taxes in many places, but it is perfectly possible to go back in time several hundred years and bust your ass as a subsistence farmer, it just isn't very desirable.

      Remember, the basis of capitalism is trade, something that, essentially by definition, makes both parties better off. Yeah, sometimes a third party gets screwed(offshoring screws the guy who lost the job, but it benefits the guy who gets cheaper goods/services and the guy who gets a job). With a few sane laws, capitalism is perfectly tenable as a system of resource allocation. You will be better off if you stop pretending otherwise.

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      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    2. Re:Pay to Play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you're blaming that corporate capitalist structure for all the woes of the world, don't forget to blame those who feed it:

      CONSUMERS

      Since the two are tied together mutually, let's place the blame for the inevitable imploding where it belongs:

      HUMANS

  29. Ads targeted by the subject of your conversations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Google wants records of my phone conversations, it's gonna cost more than a cheap cell phone.

  30. Interesting ideas by DMorritt · · Score: 1, Interesting

    but if you read the article they are looking further into the future than just giving you the latest nokia on a std contract and making you watch a few ads or get a few texts and mms's. the article would be more orientated at a society where the phone replaces the computer, and also states "Schmidt says consumers would get the device without cost - provided they accepy targeted advertising." (SIC) and "Schmidt acknowledged that mobile phones may never become totally free to the consumer" so the article title is a little misleading, which one is it? then they talk about storing consumer data ... very little about free mobiles is mentioned, so really its a pointless article unless you want to discuss possibilities of the way the internet and computer/mobile phones will work in the future.

  31. ENVISAGES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh for fuck's sake. there is no such word 'envisions' is barbarous.

    it's ENVISAGES!!!!!!

    google ENVISAGES whatever it is they mean to envisage. spose envisioning, if it existed, would be the process of turning something concrete back into a Vision. You may feel this is what Google does, but, bollocks, can we get rid of the shitty English?

  32. Brings back bad memories by DaMattster · · Score: 0

    Brings back bad memories of the dot com era. Personally, I am sick of adverrtisements and would stick to my paid cell phone now. We are bombarded by ads now in everyday life to the point of nausea.

  33. Re:minds freedom by maxume · · Score: 1

    Dramatic much?

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    Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
  34. ads? No thank you by whistlingtony · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't watch TV partly because of the ads. I hate ads. I don't want to consume. I don't want to WANT to consume!

    Having Stuff be supported by ads is incredibly annoying. I use google instead of say... MSN(ha!) because I don't want my bandwidth sucked up by annoying ads, and I don't want to be clobbered over the head with pictures of pretty people. Frell That. And when I'm just searching, I don't look at the google ads at all. Sure, subliminals count for something... Sigh.

    When I do shop, I use sometimes use google (when I don't go directly to a website I know and trust) though. Their ads are less annoying and intrusive. They grate less on my nerves. It's simple. When I want to shop, I'll go FIND the ads. They don't need to find me. Screw the impulse buy!

    So, by being less annoying, google gets me to shop through them. Sometimes.

    Thank the gods for Adblock and Firefox, or I'd have to browse in Lynx.

    I've read Snow Crash. I've read The Selfish Gene. My mental anti-viral software is loaded.

    Oh gods, I'm becoming a Luddite.

    -T, who will always pay to avoid ads or go without.

  35. Ever get the feeling you've been scammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't Be Evil? It's becoming apparent that Google is nothing more than a highly efficient ad-serving machine whose goal is to make sure that you read their text ads, hear their audio ads, and watch their video ads, i mean, commercials.

    What's next? Google DreamWords? gLiminial Ads?

  36. spam has the answer by mangu · · Score: 1
    by exposing everyone to advertisements and commercials people are becoming mute to it. I myself filter all commercials up to the point that it is no more than noise.


    That's why they are inventing ways to send more ads to more people, like these "free" phones. Spammers have shown that if you have a way to send the ads cheaply to enough people, they will still get enough responses to make a profit.


    Ironically, it was Google itself who found an answer: make advertisements less visible. While all the others were creating things like blinking pop-ups, Google created a clean page where advertisements are almost unperceptible, visible only to people who are actually looking to buy.

  37. This call brought to you by... by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't browse the web on my phone. I don't watch TV or listen to music on my phone as well. I use it for what it is.. a PHONE. So I am kind of concerned at to HOW they will bring the ads to me. Will it be something like this?

    *ring*
    Me: Hello?
    Phone: This call has been brought to you by....
    Me: Argh!
    Caller: Hello?
    Me: Ah, ok.. I had an ad playing here. What's up?
    Caller: It's you're father he is in the hospital with..
    Phone: Interested in hospitals? Check these out...
    Me: What the f**k?!?
    Caller: What did you just say? you're father is in the HOSPITAL!
    Me: Sorry, the phone just ran another ad.
    Caller: Oh, I .. see.. Well, you're father is really sick so you should go see him.
    Phone: Want to send flowers.......
    Me: Let me call you back from my land line.
    Phone: Need phon... *click*

    Oh yea.. I can see it now...

  38. No No No by gelfling · · Score: 1

    No. No ads to talk on the phone. No No No No No. No Joke. No No No No.

  39. US advertising. by caluml · · Score: 1

    I watched some Fox news for a laugh recently - and am shocked, as a Brit, as to how much advertising they sling at you folk over there.
    And it all seems to be rather poor, shoddy, lengthy adverts.

    Apparently, the 45 mins of "24" fills an hour here (with adverts). But you guys drag it out for an hour and a half.

    If that's the style of advertising we'd get, please, no.

  40. when by NRISecretAgent · · Score: 1

    When are we going to see (or hear) these ads. How about random intervals in the day? Yeah right, I'm going to have my PHONE telling me what to do? How about before you make a phone call... well shoot what if you have an emergency and you don't have the time for that? The only time where you are pretty sure you have the person's attention and can slip an ad in (it appears to me) is when the receiving phone is ringing. But they would have to make sure that it ONLY happened when it was ringing. It couldn't add to the time it takes to dial (emergencies) and would have to cut off if someone answered right away... If I got completely free phone and service for THAT, I'd do it in a heartbeat (provided the reception was good =))

  41. And expensive if one doesn't watch the ads? by randolph · · Score: 1

    Probably; advertisers really hate people who turn them off. So why can't basic voice and limited data cell service just be free? It's a lot cheaper to build a voice cell network than a road network. So, why not make it a public service?

  42. X1 data traffic charges by msobkow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Never mind your time, the whole approach neglects the outrageous fees some telcos associate with data vs voice traffic. At the rate I get billed for data transfers, it would be far, far cheaper to buy a cell phone every six month than it would be to pay for the data transfers of advertising.

    Especially if it goes beyond SMS ads.

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  43. money, money, MON-EEEEE by zogger · · Score: 1

    Glad you brought up cable TV. I actually attended one of those lost in the mists of time townhall meetings when a cable company was pitching their wares, and I distinctly heard them mentioning about how there would be "no commercials" if they got their monopoly to string up cable.

    Once ad supported phones hit, eventually they will all go to ads, inevitable, unless you agree to "opt out" and pay more, that's my prediction anyway.

    In some respects, breaking up the old phone company has worked out in the long run, in other aspects it is still pretty closed, like try to get a non officially blessed phone activated by your local carrier, chances are they will just say "no", can't/won't do that. We've seen any number of articles and posts here about how the government lets them de-tune and dumb down phones and then lock them up so you can't do with them what you want to do and be forced to go through their expensive "features" list. Sure, there's a gray area and warez to try and get around some of those feature locks, but that's what it is, gray area.

  44. I can see it now ... by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

    You're cell phone battery is low and you just locked your keys in the car. You fire up your cell phone to call one of your friends to come pick you up. Before you make the call a targeted add displays and as a result you're phone dies before you can complete the call. No thanks, I'll pass.

    I'm sick of commercials and targeted ads as it is. I'd rather pay what I'm paying now and own the phone. It's bad enough that I've got to watch ads before I sit to watch a movie and while I'm watching television (that was originally supposed to be entirely free but now costs me more than $100 a month to get all of the channels that I want), I'll pass when I'm using a phone. It reminds me of those gas stations a while back that put a speaker in the pump and played ads while I filled my car up with gas. What a pain in the ass. People around where I lived stopped going to that station and they got rid of the ads real quick.

  45. Mexuar by dean.collins · · Score: 1

    There is a guy in Hawaii looking to roll this out nationwide using a variation of our technology at http://www.mexuar.com/

    You can check out his trial site for free phone calls here http://talk.alohatone.com/demo2/

    He has a couple of other concept sites here http://talk.alohatone.com/

    Cheers,
    Dean
    Mexuar USA

  46. Give me the targeted ads - TARGETED ads! by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    Look, I don't mind commercials. I'd /really/ like /targeted/ commercials. They just never seem to be truly targeted to my interests. Very rarely when I do a Google on the things that interest me are the sidebar ads relevent to what I'm actually looking for. It seems 90% of the "targeted" ads are really just totally irrelevent ads someone has paid to associate with the keywords I was actually searching for.

    If they could /really/ give me targeted commercials, I wouldn't mind them so much.

    And something else - I hate REPETITION in ads. I don't mind sitting through commercials as I watch Battlestar Galactica every Friday night, but PLEASE - do I have to sit through the SAME Geico commercial with that stupid talking lizard every 10 minutes? It was mildly interesting the first time, but the message doesn't get any better the second or twentieth time I see it. Give me variety and entertaining commercials, and I will watch them happily. Repeat the same shit over and over and I'll get up and take a leak or something during commercials.

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    1. Re:Give me the targeted ads - TARGETED ads! by joto · · Score: 1

      Look, there's no way you are going to get commercials that are targetted enough for you to be happy. Either you are shopping, in which case, you want to see and compare ads from several producers (or more likely, you want to see and compare independent reviews from several different sources about several different products that may cover your need). Or you are not shopping, in which case any advertisement you see is an intrusion, and takes away from your time. Either way, the ads are not targeted enough. And even if you've bought the new gizmo 2000, if the ads were really targeted, they would most likely continue to advertice you the gizmo 2000, as you certainly fits the demographic of someone who would buy one.

    2. Re:Give me the targeted ads - TARGETED ads! by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Things could be a lot less irritating. I'm never going to buy a new SUV, join the army, drink pop, or take medical advice from an ad. It'd sure be nice if the current 90% of ads that are irrelevant to me never came back again. I'm also very against repetition. I'd much rather see a different geico ad, or a different ad. Maybe I'd be willing to see an ad once a day or once a week, but the current 10x/hour is unacceptable.

      I don't care if the ads are perfect for me, just make them a little less close to 100% useless and/or irritating.

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    3. Re:Give me the targeted ads - TARGETED ads! by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And for this application, I want REALLY targeted adverts. For instance, I'm a bit of a gourmet. I want my phone to report my GPS location to Google's adserver, which I expect will return restaurant ratings to my copy of iNavigator, so that when I'm out on the road and decide to stop for dinner and I hit Menu...Shortcuts...Restaurants I get the 25 closest to me that have three-to-five star ratings, sorted by cusine. Then I can just hit one and have iNavigator lead me to dinner.

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    4. Re:Give me the targeted ads - TARGETED ads! by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Kinda like when opera was ad driven. I never tried to disable the ads because in the preferences, they allowed you to select your interests. I saw all kinds of ads for stuff that I thought was pretty cool, and everybody won!

  47. Give and Take... by Churla · · Score: 1

    Google wants to give phones as long as you agree to watch ads.
    People want to take phones and then ignore or bypass the ads.

    At some point these two things will become in conflict. Just like ads on web sites. How many people have ad blockers again?

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  48. Google: organising the world's information by The+Famous+Brett+Wat · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Google isn't a search company, or a technology company - it's an advertising agency.

    I see where you're coming from, but that's a misuse of the term "advertising agency". They compete in no way with the likes of Saatchi & Saatchi. They are an advertising broker, being a middle-man between those who have ad-space and those who want to place ads (some of which will have been designed by ad agencies). Even that doesn't do them justice, though -- it's merely a description of their main source (AFAIK) of revenue. What they are is an information organisation company. They apply that skill to many things, including the problem of ad brokerage. They gain revenue not only through the ad brokerage service, but also as an ad-space provider in their own right. They are successful in the former case because their information organisation skills result in (relatively) effective automated ad placement, and in the latter case because their various information organisation tools (like Gmail) are popular and double as ad-space.

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  49. Advertising Works! by quokkapox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    CNN is driving me nuts lately with the Head On commercials. They even tried to make a joke of how obnoxious they are. Hate to break it to them but I switch the channel everytime they come on.



    But you are now familiar with "Head On" as a brand. The average consumer is now far more likely to select Head On instead of some equally useless, but less familiar generic homeopathic headache remedy. I would guess that very few American consumers are even smart enough to research their headache remedy purchases in the first place (a quick Wikipedia search reveals the snake-oil nature of Head On)

    Wasn't that the goal in the first place? Advertising works far better than anyone is willing to admit.



    A while ago my mother was complaining about how her vacuum cleaner didn't suck anymore. (har). Well, she said she had heard good things about the Oreck line of vacuum cleaners. She just might have bought one of those overpriced pieces of junk, had I not been there to google for "Oreck reviews" and see what some actual real people thought about them. It turns out her preference was entirely due to constant exposure to Oreck's often lengthy advertisements and infomercials, despite the fact that she had not been paying conscious attention to them all these years.



    Advertising works, and it ain't just about click-through. It's all about brand awareness and plain old brainwashing.

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  50. Re: People don't want adverts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not on our phones!

    Only on TV and radio. And in magazines. And movies. And at ballgames. And on buses. And milk cartons. And t-shirts. And bananas. And written on the sky.

    But not on phones! No sirree!

  51. Then next cheesy horror-movie thing... by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    I can envision a scene from the next cheest horror flick where the heroine is just about to get chainsawed by the creepy dude and she's desperately trying to call 911 on her cellphone only to discover that she has to watch the latest Bowflex commercial.

  52. Been there, done that by J.R.+Random · · Score: 1

    During the dot com boom there were ISPs that offered down-market rates if you'd just let them clutter up your browser with ads. Most of us would rather just pay more and not put up with even more ads than are already on the web pages. I make so little use of my cell phone that I'm considering cancelling my service. But under no circumstances am I going to move to some obnoxious ad supported cell service.

  53. Head On by alienmole · · Score: 1

    Apply directly to the forehead!
    Apply directly to the forehead!
    Apply directly to the forehead!

  54. google ads by zogger · · Score: 1

    Funniest one (to me anyway, and granted, I am strange), was when I was googling antarctica stuff and on the side was a shop at ebay for icebergs ad!

  55. The insidious thing is... by sbaker · · Score: 1

    What's peculiar about this kind of thing is that we should bear in mind that for these ad-driven services and products to be successful, they have to pursade you to watch adverts that cause you to spend more than would have without the product. So if they hand out a 'free' phone (worth maybe $30) - then the belief is that you'll spend $30 more than you would have done with the people sponsoring the phone.

    OK - so that's a net gain for the advertisers - and a net loss for their competitors. If all companies advertise - then this is a zero sum game: ultimately, the cost of all of this advertising is in increasing the price of the advertised products - and the amount of that increase is exactly what you would have paid for your 'free' phone - plus the cost of filming the adverts, paying all of the various middle-men, etc. This makes NO SENSE.

    Rational buyers should realise that the best value-for-money comes from products with the smallest advertising budget.
    Use those adverte to tell you what NOT to buy. The cars you see most often on TV ads are the ones where the most corners had to be cut in order to pay for those adverts.

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  56. Here's your new ringtone... by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    "You have an incoming phone call that is being brought to you by Cruex. Do you have painful, burning jock itch? Try Cruex! This targetted ad brought to you by Google AdSense."

    And speaking of Sci-Fi Channel - I'd take a slew of Geico ads over the deluge of Cruex ads that were hammered into us when the network was new...

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  57. Re: People don't want adverts by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1

    Geez, don't get your Lightspeeds in a bunch!

  58. Ads are useless when you are not shopping? by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >Or you are not shopping, in which case any advertisement you see is an intrusion, and takes away from your time.

    Just because I'm not presently shopping does not mean that there might be advertisements that I might be interested in for /future/ shopping.

    For exmample, I am a new parent. Thus advertisements relevent to babies are of interest to me while I'm watching TV, whereas a year ago they were not. I'm into computers and electronics, and so I /enjoy/ viewing advertisements for those sorts of things, whether I am shopping for them or not.

    Conversely, I hate sports, so any advertisement related to that would be a waste of my time.

    What I would love to see are advertisements that I can actually SIGN UP FOR that would DYNAMICALLY be assigned to my programming.

    For example - let's say you could download an episode of Battlestar Galactica. In that episode are 10 30-second commercial spots. But these commercial spots are dynamically filled in based on demographic/interest information that I CHOOSE at the time of downoad. Let's say I choose to view commercials about baby products, computers, LCD monitors, and camping. When I download, 5 commercials are selected FROM THE TOPICS I chose.

    This would seem an ultimate win-win to me (I should patent it! lol). Content sellers get to sell advertising to people who ASKED FOR IT, and I get to see advertisements about things I truly am interested in, rather than what my "demographic" predicts I would be interested in.

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  59. 23/6 by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    "It's not possible to watch ads 24/7."

    They want you to watch ads 23/6 and spend that last hour and day buying the products advertised.

  60. not a bold prediction by EERac · · Score: 1

    Free wifi + Voip = free cell phone service. It's that simple.

    Sure we may have to pay some initial fee for a device, but I'm sure in 5 years we'll be able to get something that works for $20 or less. I guess some people will be willing to give you a phone for free, but I doubt that will be of interest to most consumers (and certainly not of most people reading this website). Most folks will get a nice looking device that works well with whatever electronics they already own (computer, stereo perhaps).

    The state of Rhode Island is already in the process of putting up WiMax towers for the entire state. This isn't going to free for everyone to use initially (it's being marketed as something business will be able to pay for), but once it's up and running, people are going to push to make it open to the public. Whatever the cost, it'll be a lot less than individual households paying ISPs and phone companies, and eventually it'll be funded by taxes. Between WiMax and municiple WiFi, large chunks of the population will have free internet, and then we'll work on filling in the gaps.

    Free phone service for all is a great thing, but I sure don't need Google to tell me it's on its way.
  61. You have dialed 911... by lukateake · · Score: 1

    ... before completing this call, please stand by for this message from Google.com.

  62. screw that! by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    I'll PAY to NOT watch them. Or how about this....(I'm sure there would be a way to keep it from happening)... You're in an automobile crash and try to dial 911...but first, a word from our sponsors.....LOL

  63. Maybe in a developing nation? by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    Maybe this would work in a developing nation?

    For me, on the other hand, I use an uber-cheap phone from T-Mobile. There's no way I'm going to watch a commercial every time I make a call when it's so damn cheap to own my phone outright. (Granted, I'd use a free phone if the WALLPAPER were an advertisement...)

  64. I think everyone is missing the point... by adamofdoom · · Score: 0

    Its not about the advertising. It's about (logical extreme) everyone in the world having telecommunication access (read freedom to communicate) regardless of whether or not they have the means, financial or otherwise, to acquire it. This is simply Google's current running idea on how to accommodate that end goal.

  65. Wimax perhaps....?? by rshimizu12 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Google is contemplating using Voip WIMAX for cell phones...???. My guess is that the cell phone companies would be opposed to it since it competes directly with them. So Google would be forced to use a alternative method such as Wimax or Wifi for voice. Earlier this year a employee at Google, said they were investigating Wimax for city wifi deployments. The one hurdle is gaining access to the higher end frequencies. This is needed to increase the the distance.