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Peter Jackson Will Not Be Making The Hobbit

An anonymous reader writes "Due to legal wranglings with New Line Cinema over accounting issues for Lord Of The Rings, Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh will not be involved in the making of either The Hobbit or the planned Lord of the Rings prequel." I suppose there is still a chance that Jackson & Co. could end up involved, but at this point that looks unlikely.

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  1. prequel? by SeaPig · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am confused - The Hobbit is the LOTR prequel - Are they doing two prequels?

    1. Re:prequel? by spellraiser · · Score: 4, Informative

      Apparently they are.

      Peter Jackson says:

      Several years ago, Mark Ordesky told us that New Line have rights to make not just The Hobbit but a second "LOTR prequel", covering the events leading up to those depicted in LOTR.
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    2. Re:prequel? by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 4, Informative
      I am confused - The Hobbit is the LOTR prequel - Are they doing two prequels?
      The 5 Silmarillion books come to mind.
    3. Re:prequel? by Znork · · Score: 5, Funny

      And rumour has it they're going to bring in the #1 expert on prequels and CGI characters.

      I, for one, welcome George Lucas and our new taller, more prominently be-eared, rastafarian Gollum.

      Meesa servsa the precious.

    4. Re:prequel? by somersault · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funnily enough I was thinking that too. I don't know if I want to read them any time soon though, apparently they're very heavy going compared to LOTR (and I got bored 20 pages from the end of LOTR book 2, that Tolkien fellow needs to cut back on his descriptions of geography). The Hobbit was an excellent book though. Second time I read it (must have been when I was 9 I went through it in a day.. no idea how old I was the first time..

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    5. Re:prequel? by grahamlee · · Score: 3, Funny

      Finally, a chance for JarJaromir to shine!

    6. Re:prequel? by sauron_of_mordor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I can't imagine the silmarillion being made into a movie of any value. The stories are simply too involved and too mythologically based."

      You know I can't help but think that this is what provides license to directors to create a story from a mythology. Just look at some of the other mythology type stuff that shines - homer and the bible alone have spawned countless great movies. The story of Beren and Luthien has loads of potential for a film and thats probably 5% of the content or less...

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    7. Re:prequel? by ggKimmieGal · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Hobbit is a small part of the prequel. Read The Silmarillion, Unfinished Tales of Middle Earth, and the 10 histories of Middle Earth. The Silmarillion is the LOTR bible.

    8. Re:prequel? by Eternauta3k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pray tell, how would your represent Iluvatar and the thinguies that helped him?

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    9. Re:prequel? by jfengel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nearly everything Tolkien wrote is prequel to LOTR.

      None of the other books besides Hobbit are remotely filmable. They're mostly short stories or summaries of longer stories for which you'd have to write a lot of your own material to make a film.

      If you had a talented writer, Tolkien left many, many fascinating stories about the Elves and early Men which could make good movies. I'm afraid I don't really consider Walsh/Boyens/Jackson in that category. As much as I enjoyed their movies, they got weaker whenever they deviated from Tolkien's story or interpolated scenes he didn't write. They were better at visualizing his world than at fleshing out his (admittedly weak) characters.

      Tolkien left enough material for you to keep the franchise going longer than Bond. They probably shouldn't, mind you, but once you geared up that whole movie-making machine for Hobbit, it wouldn't hurt to make another movie or two with it.

    10. Re:prequel? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jar-Jar is free to shine, but only if what's shining on him is boiling oil.

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    11. Re:prequel? by Mr.+Shiny+And+New · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, I think when he wrote The Hobbit JRRT "didn't realize" that it was set in the same world as his other stories. The original version of The Hobbit had Bilbo win the Ring from Gollum (See Wikipedia). Later on, as he was writing LOTR, he went back and revised The Hobbit to make it consistent with the rest of the universe. This explains why the terminology in The Hobbit is different (The orcs are referred to as Goblins, etc) and the other inconsistencies.

    12. Re:prequel? by Kapsar · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are a large number of other Prequels to the LoTR. After writing the hobbit as a bed time story for his kids, he went and wrote the Silmarillian, history of the elves evil before Sauron and how the Orcs came to be. This is basically a history book on the world of middle earth. They make references it in LOTR actually, but they are subtle and unless you've read it you wouldn't catch them. There's also the Unfinished stories mostly about the First Men, and theres the lost stories expansions on stories in the silmarillian and unfinished stories. They could be really interestings.

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    13. Re:prequel? by complexmath · · Score: 2, Informative

      The orcs are referred to as Goblins

      There are Goblins in the Mines of Moria as well, which is a LoTR event. I'm not sure they are actually the same creature, as the Wiki suggests.

    14. Re:prequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Hobbit grew from a story that Tolkien told & retold to his children & grandchildren over the years. It was actually the first book publish by Tolkien that took place in the Middle Earth universe.

      The Hobbit was intended for children. If you were reading it as a child, you were the intended age, so it's no wonder you enjoyed it. Certainly older people can enjoy it, but the writing style was kept simplistic with a low required vocabulary so children could enjoy reading it.

      If you read the follow-on books now, as an adult, the target age of the books, and still don't enjoy them, but you still enjoy The Hobbit... that says more about your reading abilities than Tolkiens prose.

    15. Re:prequel? by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Though if they would just wait a few years, this would give Lucas a chance to destroy the childhoods of a whole new generation of moviegoers.

  2. A Prequel??? by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The Hobbit or the planned Lord of the Rings prequel"

    Sorry?? The Hobbit *IS* the prequel to LOTR. Please tell they're not going
    to get some Hollywood paint-by-numbers screenwriters commitee to butcher Tolkeins
    ideas and come up with some Phantom Menace debarcle? Will they have Gollum with
    dreadlocks and speaking in some fau-jamaican patois and Gandalf as some all-american
    apple pie and freckles kid who Has Yet To Discover His Powers blah blah etc etc.
    Gah!

    1. Re:A Prequel??? by compro01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      the hobbit isn't a prequel. the lord of the rings is a sequel to the hobbit. the hobbit was written first!

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    2. Re:A Prequel??? by Robber+Baron · · Score: 5, Funny

      It could be worse...they could do The Lord of the Rings Holiday Special.

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    3. Re:A Prequel??? by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seems someone already has.

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  3. First reaction... by Randolpho · · Score: 3, Interesting

    .... WTF? What do you mean "The Hobbit or the planned Lord of the Rings prequel"? Aren't the two the same thing? Or is this an allusion to The Silmarillion? Alas, the article is slashed, so I can't find out!!!

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    1. Re:First reaction... by witte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Or is this an allusion to The Silmarillion?

      Making a movie out of the Silmarillion would be like making a cartoon adaptation of a Fiscal Accounting handbook.

    2. Re:First reaction... by Woldry · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You know, I've never understood all the Silmarillion-bashing. Call me a drooling fanboy, but I enjoyed the Silmarillion far more than the Hobbit, and about as much as LOTR. Tolkien captured the feel and pace of the medieval literature he studied and loved all his life. If you are at all familiar with the Norse sagas, or with a lot of the original Arthurian literature (as opposed to the pap novels put out in the past 50 years), or with Spenser and Chaucer and Beowulf and Sturluson, The Silmarillion conveys their flavor with remarkable authenticity, and adds some theological, philosophical and moral depth. Reading some of Tolkien's predecessors in fantasy (E. R. Eddison, George Macdonald, William Morris, even H. Rider Haggard to some degree), you can also see where he learned some of his stylistic habits; Morris's style is echoed especially. The style is archaic, certainly, and that could make it difficult for a modern reader, but that is not a flaw per se. It's an aesthetic choice that has its own cadences and beauties.

      Attempting to read the work as a modern novel will not serve the reader well. If people go into it expecting a genre fantasy novel, they are bound to be disappointed. But it is a tremendous and unique accomplishment in fantasy. Read it with an eye to its place in the fantastic tradition, and with an understanding that you are not reading a novel, but a chronological and cosmological saga (in the old, strict literary sense, not the back-of-the-paperback-blurb sense), and its power and creativity are breathtaking.

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  4. Re:Peter Jackson by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Funny

    Next up: Jim Henson's Hobbit Babies.

  5. MGM be warned : by unity100 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lack of Jackson in hobbit will cost more than the gain you will make wrangling over the accounting issues.

    1. Re:MGM be warned : by crossmr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Agreed. It would be like making Star Wars 7 and not having Lucas remotely involved. It is just not a good idea period.

  6. Studio management == morons by rkhalloran · · Score: 3, Funny

    After I RTFA, it looks like they're trying to spank Jackson for calling them on their accounting practices. He wouldn't settle on their terms, so "his services will not be needed".

    The guy made them a bleepin' 10^9 bucks with the trilogy, and they assume they can slot in any schmoe that can aim a camera? And I suppose they're too damn cheap to go back to WETA Digital for the FX too, they'll get some folks from over at Sci-Fi Channel and it'll be just fine.

    At this point we can only hope the project collapses from being nickle-and-dimed to extinction.

    1. Re:Studio management == morons by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2, Funny
      And I suppose they're too damn cheap to go back to WETA Digital for the FX too, they'll get some folks from over at Sci-Fi Channel and it'll be just fine.
      I vote for the MST3K team!!! Just imagine...
    2. Re:Studio management == morons by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The guy made them a bleepin' 10^9 bucks with the trilogy, and they assume they can slot in any schmoe that can aim a camera?

      Yes they do and yes they can.

      There are 60,000 wannabe directors out there and with the DP and production staff from the original filming it would not be too hard. Hollywierd is known for butchering and making a mess of things.

      Hollywood is known for borderline illegal accounting practices, NO move has ever made a profit, so if you get net points on a film you are royally "fubared" you want gross points as those are the real pay dollars..... dont believe me? ask Stan Lee about the profits he recieved from his Net points on the Spiderman movies and the lawsuits he has going against the studio about it...

      There is a long tradition of making up expenses to suck up all profits a film m akes.

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    3. Re:Studio management == morons by cgenman · · Score: 2, Informative

      To be fair, according to TFA, it is Peter Jackson who has committed himself to not enter a relationship about The Hobbit until the lawsuit is resolved. As resolving the lawsuit to PJ's satisfaction would probably require changing the voodoo accounting practices so prevalent in the industry, effecting their bottom line forever, New Line is right to take it seriously. In an industry where Forest Gump grossed about 700 million dollars yet "didn't make any money", any challenge to crooked accounting practices is dead serious and must be swept under the rug.

      Of course, they're idiots for not flying out a team of negotiators, accountants, and bikini-clad "sweeteners" to make it work with Peter Jackson, but they decided to play hardball instead. That's Hollywood.

    4. Re:Studio management == morons by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hollywood is known for borderline illegal accounting practices, NO move has ever made a profit, so if you get net points on a film you are royally "fubared"

      While it may well have been the case in this particular occurence, and while I enjoy a good conspiracy theory as much as the next /.er, it's worth pointing out that quite often hugely successful movies will indeed turn out a net loss for the studios, especially in the short term. That's why huge hits like Terminator 2 and Silence of the Lambs actually caused their studios to go bankrupt !

  7. Re:Peter Jackson by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given the size of the book it was inveitable he'd have to emit large chunks of it to fit it into any reasonble time. As it was its , what , 9 hours for all 3 films? Personally I think it was a mistake to miss out the Tom Bombadil section in Fellowship but I guess if he'd left that in he'd have had to have cut out something else perhaps more crucial to the story. Who knows.

  8. Blame Jackson? by MeanderingMind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For all the negative comments towards Jackson's work on the trilogy, the fact that they somehow have the idea that a prequel and "the Hobbit" are two seperate things bodes very ill for the "It absolutely must be exactly like the book" nerds.

    On the plus side, maybe some of us will appreciate Jackson more when we see how Hollywood botches these films. That or I'll eat my words.

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  9. Re:Peter Jackson by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I was just re-reading bits of William Goldman's "Which Lie Did I Tell?", and there's a particularly interesting section, dealing with adaptations. And one of the first things he talks about is that, when adapting, you can't keep everything, sometimes, you barely keep anything, the trick being to, as he says, keep the "spine" of the story and reject anything that won't work on the screen, because books and movies ARE TWO DIFFERENT FUCKING MEDIUMS.

    I, too have loved the LOTR books since I was a kid, and I too would have loved to have seen Bombadil in the movies, etc., but, let's be honest: Jackson & Co. made an absolutely amazing film trilogy, by ANY standard you care to measure, so can we fucking end shit like "hideous mess" already? It's not true, you know it's not true, so please just fucking leave it, alright? It makes you sound like you live in your mom's basement, and just annoys the rest of us.

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  10. No PJ, I'm not interested by Phoenix666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Peter Jackson has amply demonstrated that his skills match up to Tolkien's complexity. There were others who tried LOTR and the Hobbit before, and made a mess of it. So if Peter Jackson is not involved with the Hobbit or a LOTR prequel, then Newline should save its money because I'm just not interested.

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    1. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by east+coast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Peter Jackson has amply demonstrated that his skills match up to Tolkien's complexity.

      Really? My impression from most Tolkien fans is that they felt that PJ did an OK job given the limitations of what he had to work with (screen time mostly) but I have yet to find a single Tolkien fan who said he did an excellent job at capturing Tolkien's over all vision. I find a few Tolkien fans who are downright pissed with how badly ROTK came off compared to Tolkien's original work. (I'm one of them to be honest with you)

      There were others who tried LOTR and the Hobbit before, and made a mess of it

      Yeah, a couple of animated features that were about 2 hours each and that were obviously geared to a younger, less seasoned crowd. I haven't seen the LOTR animations in a long long time but from what I remember of The Hobbit cartoon it did no worse a job than PJ considering the times, the fact it was animation and the fact that it's target audience was under the age of 13. This is by no means to say it was great or even good but if this was my 6 year old nephews introduction to Tolkien I wouldn't think badly of it.

      So if Peter Jackson is not involved with the Hobbit or a LOTR prequel, then Newline should save its money because I'm just not interested.

      Yeah, because without your money the last time the LOTRs trilogy would have taken a loss... [rolling of the eyes]

      Listen, not to dick on you or anything but get over yourself. I'm sure there will be many people to take your empty seat at the theater if you decide not to attend a non-Jackson Hobbit movie. As long as the trailers come off a bit better than The Hulk film I'll be one of them. I hope that you take the time to consider that PJ is not the end all and be all of the Tolkien experience and that others can do well in his place. I think there is room for improvement on the PJ version of LOTRs and that a new director working on The Hobbit may be able to pull off something fantastic. To reject it without even seeing a trailer is short sighted.

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    2. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by 10Ghz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "I have yet to find a single Tolkien fan who said he did an excellent job at capturing Tolkien's over all vision."

      I'm a Tolkien fan. I was even a card-carrying member of the Tolkien Club of Finland back in the day. I have read LOTR maybe 15 times (lost count to be honest), Hobbit maybe 6-7 times, Silmarillion 3-4 times and miscellaneous other book few times. And I think that PJ did very good job capturing the overall feel of the book, especially when we take in to account the differences in the medium.

      And I'm GLAD that he dropped Bombadil from the movie. While it works in the book, it would SUCK in the movie. Half the audience would walk out thinking "whats with the hopping and dancing dude?". Back when I first heard of the upcoming movie, my first thought was "whoa, this is great!". My second though was "um, how are they going to handle Bombadil?".

      "I find a few Tolkien fans who are downright pissed with how badly ROTK came off compared to Tolkien's original work. (I'm one of them to be honest with you)"

      maybe they should do their own movie then. They could waste all their time on pointless things, and the end-result would absolutely suck. PJ set out to create a good MOVIE. What many of those hardcore Tolkien fans (hell, I consider myself to be a hardcore fan, yet I can acknowledge the challenges PJ faced when making the movie) want is something that might be more faithful to the book, but would suck as a movie.

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    3. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I have yet to find a single Tolkien fan who said he did an excellent job at capturing Tolkien's over all vision."

      I'm a LONGTIME Tolkein fan - to the point where I ordered the First Edition out of England when I read WH Auden's original review in the NY Times some 50+ years ago. And later the 2nd edition of the Hobbit. These copies are still in my personal library.

      I don't have any problem with the material that was left out. The pieces that were omitted were not central to the books. And I feel that the appearence of the movie was absolutely first rate, following Tolkein's own illustrations very well. Kudos there.

      I also think the casting was excellent. I don't see how it could have been done any better.

      BUT I think that the screenplay (curse you Fran, Phillppa) was mediocre at best. Some of the characters, most notably Aragon, Faramir and Denethor had serious breaks with the novel. Some of the dialog was horribly redone. The final scene with Gandalf and Saruman, and the Mouth of Sauron were deservedly cut from the theatrical release because they were a terrible botch. The addition of the elves to Helm's deep was just stupid. And the bit about Merry and Pippen trying to convince the simpering Ents to fight was revolting. And Gimli as comic relief? Horrid.

      Other characters that did not stray from the novel much were fine.

      So would I call it overall excellent? No, more like a B+ - An A for the visuals, casting and actors, A- for the score (a little overbearing at times) and a C for the screenplay.

      The thought of having another director do the Hobbit and the Silmarillon doesn't bother me much. I like to see somebody else, especially if they are going to do it right so we don't have to put up with Fran Walsh again.

  11. George Lucas is going to do it by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gandalf the brown (named because of his cloak) will guide young Baggins in the way of the Foot in his quest against the evil dragon master. Along the way Bilbo becomes an expert at fighting with light staffs. Gollum is going to become very ashmatic and have a penchant for black outfits with funny helmets. The 13 dwarves, or dwarf army as they will be referred to dont really feature.

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  12. Re:Good! by finkployd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Way too much homo-eroticism going on between Sean Astin and Elijah Wood.

    Ummm, have you READ the books? Did you manage to forget all of the "hand stroking"? If anything, Jackson toned it down.

    It is also an interesting commentary on our society today. At the time, nobody saw this as homo-eroticism, guys were allowed to be friends and be close without being considered gay.

    Finkployd

  13. Re:Peter Jackson by baryon351 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Given the hideous mess he made of LOTR, I'm relatively pleased that he won't be butchering The Hobbit in the same way.

    I hear it's Uwe Boll doing The Hobbit, so it definitely won't be butchered in the same way. :)

  14. The Silmarillion? by Upaut · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Man I hope they don't try to tackle that one... Its not a novel, but a book of history. To cover it properly one needs a three week mini-series run on the history channel. (Please? With sugar on top? I put up with a week of fictional bible history, give me my Tolkein...)

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  15. Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by krell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now nothing stands in the way of the ideal Hollywood version, with Paris Hilton as Galadriel, Ben Affleck as Gandalf, Jack Black as Sam Gamgee, and Keanu Reeve as Frodo ("The ring... Whoa!")

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  16. article text within by adam · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was actually going to post my thoughts, but since this article is slashdotted, and I still have the window open, i'll post my thoughts + the article text below them, for anyone who missed the article due to /.ing

    WOW. Let me say, respect to Peter Jackson for telling it as he sees it. ...Obviously there are two sides to every story, but he really digs into some of the gritty details (naming names, etc), and the story he tells sounds like typical hollywood modus operandi to me. He is rather scant on details regarding the "accounting" irregularities, but nontheless he still vents pretty heavily in other regards.

    I am a filmmaker myself, and have to deal with a variety of industry business annoyances on a daily basis, and I can sympathize with his frustration. This is an industry predicated upon many absurd practices. My assumption is that Peter Jackson must be pretty ticked off to be willing to vent in public like this.

    Unfortunately for him, last we heard, he's hit a snag with HALO as well. Although general slashdot community concensus seemed to be "oh gawd, not another video game movie," so perhaps that snag is a bit less depressing than The Hobbit troubles.



    11-19-06 Latest News
    Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh Talk THE HOBBIT
    Xoanon @ 10:32 pm EST

    Moments ago we received this email from Peter Jackson and his crew down in New Zealand, take a look...

    Dear One Ringers,

    As you know, there's been a lot of speculation about The Hobbit. We are often asked about when or if this film will ever be made. We have always responded that we would be very interested in making the film - if it were offered to us to make.

    You may also be aware that Wingnut Films has bought a lawsuit against New Line, which resulted from an audit we undertook on part of the income of The Fellowship of the Ring. Our attitude with the lawsuit has always been that since it's largely based on differences of opinion about certain accounting practices, we would like an independent body - whether it be a judge, a jury, or a mediator, to look at the issues and make an unbiased ruling. We are happy to accept whatever that ruling is. In our minds, it's not much more complex than that and that's exactly why film contracts include right-to-audit clauses.

    However, we have always said that we do not want to discuss The Hobbit with New Line until the lawsuit over New Line's accounting practices is resolved. This is simple common sense - you cannot be in a relationship with a film studio, making a complex, expensive movie and dealing with all the pressures and responsibilities that come with the job, while an unresolved lawsuit exists.

    We have also said that we do not want to tie settlement of the lawsuit to making a film of The Hobbit. In other words, we would have to agree to make The Hobbit as a condition of New Line settling our lawsuit. In our minds this is not the right reason to make a film and if a film of The Hobbit went ahead on this basis, it would be doomed. Deciding to make a movie should come from the heart - it's not a matter of business convenience. When you agree to make a film, you're taking on a massive commitment and you need to be driven by an absolute passion to want to get the story on screen. It's that passion, and passion alone, that gives the movie its imagination and heart. To us it is not a cold-blooded business decision.

    A couple of months ago there was a flurry of Hobbit news in the media. MGM, who own a portion of the film rights in The Hobbit, publicly stated they wanted to make the film with us. It was a little weird at the time because nobody from New Line had ever spoken to us about making a film of The Hobbit and the media had some fun with that. Within a week or two of those stories, our Manager Ken Kamins got a call from the co-president of New Line Cinema, Michael Lynne, who in essence told Ken that the way to se

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    1. Re:article text within by dabsynth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I for one am going to Boycott any Hobbit movie made without Peter Jackson. I mean come on so the LOTR was not exactly like the books big deal they put in the parts that kept the story moving and some of the stuff they left out was infered. All this is about is New Line not wanting to miss out on the Billions this movie would make with PJ at the helm. Their rights to make a hobbit movie run out in 2007 and go back to the publisher at which point MGM or Peter Jackson himself could buy the rights to make it. I for one hope that people like Sir Ian McKellen, and Andy Sirkis also say no without PJ. Think what you will this is MY opinion and as far as I am concerned they wont see a penny of my money on the hobbit or a 2nd prequil without Peter Jackson directing it.

    2. Re:article text within by Suspended_Reality · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I intend to boycott any Hobbit movie altogether (please read on, slashdotters).

      I've said this several times on Digg, but always get the thumbs down from the largely adolescent juvenile crowd. The Hobbit, unlike LOTR, has a much more rhythmic momentum, and each chapter in and of itself, has an up and down cycle to it (it is a children's book after all). Am I the only one who thinks that the Hobbit would be much better served as a 21 episode mini-series? Think Sopranos, Band of Brothers, etc. Each chapter becomes an episode. Much of the storyline would therefore remain intact (a lot more happens in 302 pages of the Hobbit than the 900-or so pages of LOTR), and the original flow would be better observed.

      When its all done, release a $119 nine disc DVD set. Sell 1 DVD set for every 12 people who would have gone to the movie, and you're already making serious money. Throw in advertising for the 21 episodes, and you've got a goldmine. Seriously, why isn't anyone pitching this? Haven't LOST, The West Wing, and these other dramas shown that the mini-series format is what people are now looking for in movies (big sweeping story arcs with smaller plots along the way)? Am I crazy? Please, somebody give me some honest feedback on this. Thanks!

  17. Re:So what? by igb · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Given English as we know it didn't exist in 1066 (ever tried reading Anglo Saxon?) I think he may have been wrong on that account :)
    I was going to add a flame against JRRT's position on precisely that basis, but I didn't because I wasn't confident enough of the quote. He might have said ``In England'', for example. I think his belief was that the last great stories were the Norse and Icelandic sagas (Egil's Saga, etc). The move towards literary styles of writing, as opposed to the simple recording of oral tradition, was to him a bad idea. Which is why his books periodically break out into what Morrissey (in another context) referred to as ``such bloody awful poetry''.

    Of course, the irony here is that LotR may be just about readable as written text --- go on, how many people don't skim through most of The Two Towers? --- but it's absolutely unreadable as spoken prose. If your claim is that literary English isn't as beautiful as spoken English (or spoken Icelandic), it behooves you to write at least passable spoken English. Which he fails, utterly, to do. Try reading a few paragraphs aloud. Then read, say, Tyndale's translation of the New Testament aloud.

  18. Re:Peter Jackson by Ardanwen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hideous mess is your meaning, not a fact. I was very very pleased with the LOTR.. so while for you the article might be good news, for me it is bad. I'd have loved Peter Jackson to make the hobbit. I wonder if with 'accounting issue' they mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_accounting Whenever someone brings up the argument that we're stealing from artists when we dload a movie or music, and we kill all music, I hum a little hollywood-accouting tune in my head.

  19. How about no? by CharAznable · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about not making the Hobbit at all? I loved the Lord Of The Rings movies, but for all the good in them, they ruined the books forever for me. When I read them now, I can't help but imagine Frodo being Elijah Wood and Gandalf being Ian McKellen. Every picture that had been formed in my mind by reading the books has been wiped over and replaced with Peter Jackson's vision, and that sucks.

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    1. Re:How about no? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about not making the Hobbit at all?

      Ha ha, dream on. You're going to get Hobbit Returns, The Hobbit's Revenge, and Hobbit Resurrection.

      Sam is also going to get his own spinoff movie, Samwise (the Legend of Sam Gamgee). They'll also make Gandalf in Love.

      And then, and then, just to piss everyone off and make some more money, they're going to hire a bunch of unemployed crap writers to produce a novelization of each of these movies, regardless of whether each film is already based on a Tolkien work or not. Just like that novelization they produced of Planet of the Apes, a movie already "loosely based" on the novel by French author Pierre Boulle.

    2. Re:How about no? by kypper · · Score: 2, Funny

      They'll also make Gandalf in Love.

      Brokeback Helm's Deep?

  20. Movie studio screwing someone over money? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you. I mean who ever heard of a movie studio cheating someone out of their money? Really, it goes to show you, it doesn't matter who you are, the movie studio will try anything to keep their money.

    Like the RIAA's accounting, movie studio accounting is even more devious. Whenever someone tries to get paid a "part of the profits" for which they deserve, the studios always pull the "but according to our estimates, we didn't make money on that film." That's why there will never be a Forrest Gump sequel. The author, Winston Groom, was supposed to get a part of the profits. But according to Paramount, Forrest Gump didn't make any profits despite its $600+ million in sales. So he refuses to let the sequel become a movie.

    Another example is the dispute between Art Buchwald and Paramount. Buchwald pitched a script to Paramount about a movie in which Eddie Murphy playing an African king comes to America to look for a bride. After some development with director John Landis, it was abandoned. Paramount later produced a movie called Coming to America about an African prince played by Eddie Murphy that comes to America to find a bride. John Landis directed the movie. But according to Paramount, they were different movies completely. When Buchwald won his lawsuit, Paramount then argued the movie that though it had $350 million in sales, it made no profit according to their accounting. The court found their accounting "unconscionable". Rather than have the court delve into their accounting practices in detail, Paramount settled.

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    1. Re:Movie studio screwing someone over money? by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oddly enough, this isn't the first time someone involved of making a film of Lord of the Rings has been scrood over it. It isn't even the first time it happened to someone named Peter. If information posted at Conlan Press can be believed, Saul Zaentz made a number of promises to Peter S. Beagle in return for his writing the script for the animated LotR, and then reneged on them.

      Guess that's how it goes in Hollywood.

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  21. Re:Peter Jackson by famebait · · Score: 5, Funny

    Given the size of the book it was inveitable he'd have to emit large chunks of it

    Sorry, I don't mean to be a spelling nazi, but I just can't get over the mental image of Peter Jackson emitting large chunks of books. My day is ruined.

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  22. Re:So what? by Angostura · · Score: 2

    The difference between The Hobbit and LoTR is that the former is primarily a kid's book.

  23. Re:Peter Jackson by Andrew+Nagy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Great, you have an opinion. I'm glad. Unfortunately, it's only that, so quit trying to force an objective standard on a subjective medium. If you enjoyed the LOTR movies, we're all happy for you. Some of us didn't. Some of us are of the opinion that Jackson changed the spine of the story when he changed characters, i.e. Faramir (shows his quality by taking the ring to Osgiliath, yeah right), Theoden (let's make him a pansy so Aragorn looks better), and even Frodo (in Return of the King he never distrusts Sam).

    Some of us are of the opinion that the first movie was actually great and Tom Bombadil did need to be cut out. Some of us enjoyed parts of the movies, but overall were upset by the changes we thought were unneccessary.

    But in any case, it's our opinion, you have yours, and there's no need to use uncivilized language.

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  24. King Kong was rubbish - could Jackson do it well? by tezza · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Lord of the Rings was great. But Return of the King was a little too long. If they'd cut out some of the ending, they could have put more content in elsewhere [Tom Bomadil at the start, Sacking of Hobbiton by Saruman at end].

    And King Kong was unwatchably, laughably bad.

    Is a Director judged on their latter movies? Because if they are, I wouldn't want Jackson to do The Hobbit.
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  25. Meesa precious by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nasty Hobbitses, nowsa yousa gonna die.

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  26. Bullshit by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...as he says, keep the "spine" of the story and reject anything that won't work on the screen, because books and movies ARE TWO DIFFERENT FUCKING MEDIUMS.

    Sorry, my friend. But you are 100% wrong here.

    The story is the story. And that's that. JRR wrote it in a particular way to tell a particular story. If you make changes, you change the story. It is no longer JRR Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. It becomes Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings - a different story.

    Omissions, like Bombadil, I can excuse. It's not a change per se, it's an omission. In your mind's eye you can still imagine that they met Tom, they just didn't have enough time to show you the meeting. But the changes. Inexcusable.

    If you'd like an example of why people get so torqued over this, consider Frodo. His relationship with Sam and with Gollum as they traveled. In the books it was Frodo, his trusted servant Sam, and Gollum whom he never really trusted. "His promise will hold him for a bit, Sam". That kind of a thing.

    But making Frodo take the word of Gollum over that of Sam when they were at Minas Morgul? Exactly *how* does that help convey JRR's ideas better because it's on film???

    Short answer is - it does not. It is a change that Peter Jackson thought would be better than the original story, or make for more exciting film, or whatever. And no offense PJ if you're reading this - but I seriously doubt you're a better story teller than the Old Professor.

    Omit things due to time, fine. Add a few cute scenes that don't change the story (like the wagon ride with Frodo and Gandalf at the beginning of Fellowship) - fine.

    Make a change because you think you're a better storyteller than JRR - no way. If you think you're a better storyteller then write your own damn stories and make movies of those.

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    1. Re:Bullshit by Coryoth · · Score: 5, Insightful
      But making Frodo take the word of Gollum over that of Sam when they were at Minas Morgul? Exactly *how* does that help convey JRR's ideas better because it's on film?

      My guess is that the issue here is with the portrayal of how the ring is eating away at Frodo's mind. In a book you can simply state it, and present internal dialogue - on film it needs to be visually portrayed in a way that makes it adequately clear to the audience exactly how deep an effect it is having. Whether having Frodo become so jealously protective of the ring that he'll betray Sam was necessary to do that, it certainly did help achieve the desired effect. Whether it was the right thing to do I can't say (film is subjective - it seemed okay to me, clearly not so to you) but certainly I can say that it was done with reason.
    2. Re:Bullshit by theurge14 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And no offense PJ if you're reading this - but I seriously doubt you're a better story teller than the Old Professor.

      Everyone needs an editor. And anyone who writes more Liv Tyler With Elf Ears scenes onto the screen can't be all that bad.

    3. Re:Bullshit by roamzero · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also had a problem with the Warg battle in the second movie. That wasn't really in the book and I would have been less annoyed if it just ended with the battle for a bit of action, but the whole cliff scene making everyone think Aragorn was dead is what really irked me. That wasn't in the book and it was just Jackson pointlessly trying to tug at the heartstrings of the audience. Adding that to the similar events that ARE in the book takes away from those events IMO, and the time could have been better spent for other things.

    4. Re:Bullshit by DMadCat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And that is why you don't make movies and Peter Jackson does.

      Listen, simply because you've read and reread the stories written by Tolkien until you've memorized every line doesn't mean 90% of the audience has.

      Trying to convey a story of such magnitude in such a fast medium as film is challenging and as another poster pointed out, in a book you get insight into the character's thoughts, but on film it's all visual.

      I suppose we could just go back and remake the films but instead of changing anything at all we'll just add some voice-over dialogue so we can hear the characters thoughts as outlined in the books. Maybe we can get Harrison Ford to do it...

    5. Re:Bullshit by Himring · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Let's not forget a scene was added in Gibson's "Hamlet." Talk about thinking you can do better than the author....

      Tolkien stated that LoTR "uniquely leant itself to not being dramatized." Or something to that effect. Exactly, the movies are not LoTR. They are another man's interpretation of the original story. Being that as they may, it is still well done. I was extremely nervous -- as a huge fan -- that Jackson would blow it, but I think he did not. Liv Tyler as Arwen freaked me out, but I think she did a superb job.

      I also noted in all of Jackson's interviews he rarely mentions Tolkien. This troubled me as I feel he is a fan, and maybe it is nothing, but still. I think he has a tad bit of the, "this is my work. I'm the director," thing going on.

      The movies are what they are, and 50 years from now they may do another whole adaptation. Jackson, btw, took many concepts of depiction from the animated movie -- I actually picked it up in a checkout line for a buck and watched it recently. I think Jackson even states he took the scene of the rider along the road -- indeed, the animation has the same angle and shot. Jackson did a far better job with the treason of Isengard (Gandalf & Saruman). What a great line, "Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness?!" That's not in the book. Also, he really pumped up The Bridge of Khazad Dum (sic?). Gandalf's fall into the shadows. Ebert points out that the book's piece on that is only a few hundred words.

      Finally, the discovery of the party of Dwarrowdelf (sic?) the dwarvish city in Moria, is incredibly done by Jackson. I got goose bumps as the scene revealed itself, Sam looks up and says, "now there's a sight you don't see every day." The background music, the look on their faces, Sam's words -- it really made the great city become what I think Tolkien would want it to. In the book, you just don't get that sense.

      Finally, finally, Boromir's death was incredible. The book did nothing for me, but Jackson really built that up. I was right there in that scene as each arrow sunk into him, as he looked back to the hobbits, then fought, then shot, then back again. Each arrow weakening him, yet he finds it within himself to go on. Aragorn saving him, yet he died but not without a final bonding moment where reconciliation occurs as he blesses both the quest and the king. Jackson deservs mighty praise for that scene (which, btw, he did not edit).

      I am very proud of the movies. I do think before Jackson dies he needs to film a Bombadil piece for an extra, extra, lucasian DVD release (digital enhancements and remastering and all that).

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    6. Re:Bullshit by kentrel · · Score: 2

      You clearly know nothing about storytelling, writing or film. They are different mediums and require changes in order to work effectively as stories. You really need to take a few film classes, or at least brush up on your understanding of fiction and how it's protrayed in various mediums. Obsessing over details makes you blind to overarching themes and structure of a story, which are what's really important.

    7. Re:Bullshit by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You clearly know nothing about storytelling, writing or film.

      Rather a sweeping statement. Have we met?

      They are different mediums and require changes in order to work effectively as stories.

      Sure they do. Just like how the Mona Lisa needs a few extra brushstrokes so it looks good in a magazine. Or Notre Dame cathedral needs to have a few digital gargoyles added if you're going to film it.

      You really need to take a few film classes

      No, I don't. Films are made to be watched. Mostly by people who don't take film classes. And if you're claiming to make a movie based on a book - you should stick to that book. Want a different story? Write one. But don't stick some other author's name on it.

      Obsessing over details makes you blind to overarching themes and structure of a story, which are what's really important.

      Well, you're looking at one simple thing I pointed out and inferring a whole awful lot. Of the things that are the most screwed up in those movies, I'd say it's the themes that are the most incorrect.

      As an example, let's study the relationship between Frodo and Sam, since that's what I started this topic out on. The relationship is between a master and a servant. Frodo is intelligent, educated, and a man of means. Sam digs in the dirt. There is a love between them, but it's more akin to the affection someone has for a hound. For instance, in the book when Frodo accepts Gollum along for the ride Sam tells himself that Frodo is big hearted and tends to make mistakes along those lines, but he knows best because he's the master - so Sam does what he says. He's a lesser being, and he knows so.

      But - this doesn't carry over to an American audience. We're all equals here. At least we're fond of saying so.

      So, the theme is changed. Sam and Frodo exist in conflict throughout a good bit of the film. In the books, Sam would start off his ideas with "beggin your pardon" and Frodo would explain things to him like a child, or at least as an inferior. And be genuinely surprised when Sam does something that is "more clever" than Frodo gives him credit for. Like impromptu songs. Or finding the ring for him after he loses it in the tower. He praises Sam the same way you'd praise your dog if he did something especially clever, like the rare occasion when a dog drags a sleeping kid out of a burning building. "Well, aren't you clever? Good boy!"

      But since this whole master-servant relationship doesn't make sense to an American second millenium audience - out she goes! Now Sam and Frodo are equals. They bicker and argue. New Extreem Samwise(tm) raises his voice at Frodo a few times! And Frodo chooses the company of Gollum over him! Over a few fucking pieces of bread?

      I realize that you do have to make changes going from a book to a film - I'm not arguing that. What I'm saying is that doesn't give you a blank check to change anything you like and chalk it up to "well, film is different".

      It's all about intention. I don't believe a lot of the changes in the story are to translate it to film. I think most of the changes are to make the movie more sellable to a modern American audience. Which is why it doesn't get a pass from me.

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    8. Re:Bullshit by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Hear hear! When Aragorn went over the cliff, I was thinking WTF! The movie is already so long that parts of the story have beeen omitted. Why the hell is he adding new stuff?

      That incident was, I suspect, added to provide something for Eowyn to react to - the point being to give clear indication of Eowyn's feelings for Aragorn. She can't say anything to him because anything that explicit just isn't going to work, and there's only so many longing looks you can include to make your point without something to hang it on. By having Aragorn presumed dead we get to see Eowyn's reaction thereto, and we also have her reaction to his return, along with Aragorn's reaction to her. In other words it provides something upon which to actually hang the Eowyn/Aragorn relationship visually. Whether it was the best way to do that is up for debate - it was, however, meaningful and done with reason.
  27. Re:No kidding... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suppose there is a chance I will get laid tonight too, but at this point that looks unlikely as well...
    But just like PJ and The Hobbit, keep the hope alive buddy, keep the hope alive.

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  28. Re:Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're joking, right? Tolkien is the master of wasting pages. The entire fucking flight from the Shire took roughly 150 pages and consisted of hobbits walking, cowering in the bushes because the Nazgul came by, and pissing themselves in fear. 150 pages and there was no plot development, no character development, no action, or anything else of substance!

    Someone needed to take a red pen to that bloated manuscript. Jackson at least did a good job of it. He may have irritated obsessive purists, but he took what was a decent story mired in excessive ink struggling along at a wretched pace, and turned it into a well-paced story accessible even to those who don't have the patience to read page after page of nothing.

  29. My prediction by geobeck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    LOTR will remain popular as a rental with future generations, will remain at the head of Peter Jackson's CV, and will be the movie that inspires many big-screen TV purchses for years to come.

    The Hobbit and The Sillymarilly--Silamarilia--The Three Rocks will go straight to DVD, will not make a name for the director, possibly the same one responsible for such cinematic triumphs as "Rob Schneider Doo-pa Doo-pa Doo", and will be responsible for many Blockbuster membership cancellations because "they just don't make anything worth watching anymore."

    New Line will write off the loss, and make the excuse that the movies were doomed from the start because those "lesser stories" didn't compare to LOTR anyway.

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  30. Re:So what? by igb · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ``All of his works are delightful and, honestly, the popularity of it all speaks for itself.''

    In other news, the Silmarillion is great literature, and Barbara Taylor Bradford should get a nobel prize for literature.

    Seriously, all his works are delightful? Well, that's beyond fandom and into religion. And arguing that popularity is a sure sign of quality is preposterous.

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  31. Re:So what? by dajak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the one interesting bit of the books --- The Scouring of The Shire --- wasn't filmed anyway.

    This was a huge disappointment to me. The Shire is Tolkien's greatest creation, and the Scouring of The Shire is essential to the story he was trying to tell.

  32. Re:It does explain Merry and Pippin's height gain by StarvingSE · · Score: 2, Informative

    The scouring of the shire is the one scene from the book that I was really disappointed me for being omitted. I think it really adds to the story, showing that evil can reach anywhere in the world, even the shire. It also showed how much the four hobbits grew in terms of character and bravery during the story.

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  33. Re:Huh? by igb · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ``The various travels in the plot are just devices on which to hang exposition on the geography, history, cultures of Middle Earth.''
    Exactly: and doesn't it wear those expositions heavily? Tolkein was quite right to berate CS Lewis for the incoherence of his backstory, but Tolkein's books are all background and no foreground. There may be great sweeps of invention of languages and a complex history, and as body of work it's impressive. Pointless, but impressive. However, the actual LotR itself has its fans endlessly saying ``ah, but if you read page 2047 of the Silmarillion, you'll understand''. Well firstly, books should stand on their own two feet, and if Tolkein _really_ wanted the readers to have a piece of context, he'd have provided it, rather than leaving it to his son to put out posthumously. It's not as if Tolkein lacked the space to put the detail in, given three volumes and half-a-dozen appendices.

    Meanwhile, the characters themselves are ciphers --- hobbits are dimbos from Zummerset, Elves are a bit mysterious, Orcs are evil personified: go on, name an ambiguous character --- and the plot has McGuffins galore --- whoops, I've killed Galdalf, better bring him back by mysterious means.

    Great fantasy writing: Le Guin.

  34. Re:Perhaps by geoffspear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He could have at least cut out a hour of discussion over the 3 movies about reforging a sword that Aragorn had at the start of the first book. And don't even get me started about the Paths of the Dead.

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  35. Interesting indeed. by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is also an interesting commentary on our society today. At the time, nobody saw this as homo-eroticism, guys were allowed to be friends and be close without being considered gay.

    Interesting indeed.

    In the "bad" old days, the taboo against male-male sexual relations made a safe space for male-male close friendship.

    It was precisely because it was unthinkable that there be a sexual dimension to it that it was OK to show affection to a male friend.

    So it's actually the newfangled "enlightened" attitudes that have led to "homophobia", by introducing so much ambiguity.

  36. New Line email by Tennynche · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think this is the email address for the noob that made the call at New Line Mark.Ordesky@newline.com

  37. Re:It does explain Merry and Pippin's height gain by ronanbear · · Score: 4, Informative

    I couldn't agree more. The scouring of the Shire was one of the most important things in the book. In the classical tradition of epic the journey home is an essential part. In the Odyssey and the Aeneid the troubles experienced by the heroes on their arrival are very important parts of the story.

    I was most disappointed that the scouring wasn't even in the extended edition because it has been hinted at in the Two Towers. Instead we were left with a derivative Hollywood ending with 1/2 hour of hugging.

    The whole point of the scouring is that Frodo isn't regarded as a hero in the Shire even though he saved Middle Earth. The hobbits had their own problems and weren't interested in hearing about difficult to understand adventures on the other side of the world. Merry and Pippin fought in a war though and when they came back they saved the Shire.

    It's removing the ending which was the point to the story in the first place. It's what completes the explanation of hobbits as characters.

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  38. Re:Perhaps by lpcustom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well considering that the books were written at a time before everyone could go to the theater to see a movie, I think it's good that Tolkien described everything the way he did. Books aren't written like movies. All good authors took care in describing everything in great detail. They couldn't cheat by using a big screen. They had to use words. I know it's unbelievable. Try to imagine it. BTW, the books pwnd the movies, and I liked the movies. Also, wtf is the other prequel? The Hobbit is the prequel? Dear God they aren't going to try to make a movie out of the Silmarillion are they? I don't think I'd let Jackson around that one either. That would take some serious hacking to make into a friggin movie.

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  39. Re:So what? by daff2k · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, the Scouring of the Shire was not filmed at all (apart from the few scenes Frodo sees in the Mirror of Galadriel). Christopher Lee was pissed because in the regular release (i.e. non-Extended Edition on DVD) all of his already little screen time was cut, which covered Grima murdering Saruman in Isengard when the Fellowship (or what's left of it) visit him after the Ents attacked.

    http://www.glyphweb.com/Arda/returnoftheking.html

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  40. Re:Peter Jackson by moeinvt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To each his own, but don't you think you're being a LITTLE harsh? "hideous mess"? "butchery"?

    When I first heard about this project, I hung my head in despair with visions of how Hollywood would inevitably scew things up. "Relief" was my primary emotion when I saw the films.

    This was a daunting (impossible?) task to begin with. Based on your typical book adaptations, or your typical film for that matter, can you just imagine how bad they COULD have been? I thought it was an admirable job. You think Steven Spielberg and Jerry Bruckheimer(cringe) could have done better?

    btw, I'm glad that they got rid of Tom Bombadil and the barrow wights, and just wish that there was a way to eliminate Treebeard from the plot.

  41. Re:So what? by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Scouring of the Shire was too damning a criticism of socialism for Hollywood to let it play.

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  42. Re:Perhaps by Hassman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, isn't that exactly the opposite of what a book is suppose to do?

    I agree, for important characters, scenes and actions, the more details in books the better. But isn't the basic idea of a book to let the READER'S imagination decide what the character looks like? Or how a sword fight unfolds, or what a valley looks like? In those situations, I'd much rather have a general description from the author and let my mind fill in the gaps.

    Unless it is intricate to the story, don't waste 10 pages on something that should only take 2 to say. You don't need to write 3 pages of a song that is boring and has nothing to do with the story. I get it, the Hobbits like to sing with that Bombadil (sp?) guy! Once short song is enough.

    I'll get jumped on by a bunch of people, but IMHO the wheel of time series is far superior to Tolken's for this exact reason... ignoring a couple of the latest books where Rand walked across a room, Elayne took a batch, and Nynaeve was surly as usual.

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  43. Re:emit large chunks by Anomalyst · · Score: 2, Funny
    I just can't get over the mental image of Peter Jackson emitting large chunks of books. My day is ruined.
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  44. Re:Perhaps by plantman-the-womb-st · · Score: 2, Funny

    Three words. Elf Bitch Romance.

    Seriously, what the hell was that about, what did it have to do with the ring, and who's ass was it pulled from?

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  45. Re:Huh? by igb · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Her Earthsea books stand head and shoulders above the rest of her stuff --- for a start off, they're not mired in leftish Berkeley politics, as a lot of the rest is (including the books you mention: if she's not fighting the 1972 US presidential election, she's fighting the ERA wars).

    The key three texts are Wizard of Earthsea, Tombs of Atuan, and especially The Farthest Shore. The last is in turn head and shoulder above the other two, but I don't know how readable it is in isolation: I have returned to it regularly over the thirty years since I first read it, the other two less so. There are a couple more novels in the same series she wrote later, which are hopeless, and a book of short stories, which is actually rather good.

    Why do I rave?

    • She can write, which a lot of fantasy authors can't, so at a purely literary level they work. She can write compellingly of the context she has created, without it turning into a faux textbook, and she can turn a memorable phrase.
    • She, or her editor, can edit, so rather than being sold by the inch they don't have a scrap of fat on them. They're putatively kids' books --- my early seventies copies are explicitly in a kids' imprint --- from the days before Harry Potter provided the bloat.
    • By having what D&D fans would call ``low entropy'' magic she avoids the obvious question: ``If they're all able to do magic, why not just zap the bad guy?'' which Tolkein struggles with, and fails to answer.

    ian