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Robots Could Some Day Demand Legal Rights

Karrde712 writes "According to a study by the British government, as reported by the BBC, robots may some day improve to a level of intelligence where they might be able to demand rights, even 'robo-healthcare'." From the article: "The research was commissioned by the UK Office of Science and Innovation's Horizon Scanning Centre. The 246 summary papers, called the Sigma and Delta scans, were complied by futures researchers, Outsights-Ipsos Mori partnership and the US-based Institute for the Future (IFTF) ... The paper which addresses Robo-rights, titled Utopian dream or rise of the machines? examines the developments in artificial intelligence and how this may impact on law and politics." I'd better get started on my RoboAmerican studies degree.

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  1. A moot point, but I hope they do by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not so much worried about robots' legal rights in the future as I am my own legal rights. At the rate we're going, there won't be any "legal rights" left, and the point will be moot.

    Still, I hope robots do have legal rights. That way, when I get old and feeble and have my consciousness transferred into my new robotic body, I'll still have 'em.

    If they have the awareness to ask for legal rights, why shouldn't they have them? Have we learned nothing from Star Trek: The Next Generation?

    1. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Digital+Avatar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Robosexuals have rights too, ya know...not that I'm one...so if anybody asks, you're my debugger.

    2. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by w33t · · Score: 4, Funny
      Have we learned nothing from Star Trek: The Next Generation?

      Everything I need to know I learned from Star Trek.

      Like how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female.
    3. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Funny

      And never let the ship's counselor behind the wheel of a starship.

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    4. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If they have the awareness to ask for legal rights, why shouldn't they have them? Have we learned nothing from Star Trek: The Next Generation?


      I like to think I am as progressive as the next guy, but if we were to give complete civil rights to a robot in the same way as a human, it would be the instant end of democracy. Sure, Star Trek is an interesting show, but they aways avoided the more interesting issues when they were trying to make their social commentary. Both Data, and the Voyager holo-doctor were assumed to be essentially uncopiable for the most part on several occasions. In reality, we can see no reason that a strong AI couldn't be simply copied without adverse effects.

      So, grant an AI the right to vote and suddenly he forkbombs, and makes 87 trillion of himself before the next election. HK-47 (instance 00000001a) for the win! The winner of every election ever after is the AI with the best hardware on which to execute instances of himself, and the lowest process spawning overhead.

      There are a lot of interesting things that could happen with strong AI, and science fiction has largely avoided a really serious take on the subjects. I grant that Measure Of A Man was great entertainment, but certainly not the ultimate study of the subject!
    5. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative
      All we have are lame assimo -like remotely-controlled or -operated show floor wich the press and public lala-land insist on calling robots.

      Um... what? "Robot" is exactly what the Asimo is. Dictionary.com defines "robot" as:

      1. a machine that resembles a human and does mechanical, routine tasks on command.

      3. any machine or mechanical device that operates automatically with humanlike skill.

      Wikipedia defines it as:

      In practical usage, a robot is a mechanical device which performs automated physical tasks, either according to direct human supervision, a pre-defined program or, a set of general guidelines using artificial intelligence techniques. Robots are typically used to do the tasks that are too dirty, dangerous, difficult, repetitive or dull for humans. This usually takes the form of industrial robots used in manufacturing lines. ...

      There is no term yet for intelligent robots. (Probably because we don't have any.) The closest word to what you're thinking is "android". Specificially, "android" refers to a human-like robot. So the Asimo is technically an android. However, the connotations on that term often imply human-like intelligence which is why no one is calling it an android.
    6. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your family being nudists does not count.

    7. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Like how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female. What, even lawayers? My word, Jeeves, these chaps know how to push the envelope too far.

      Hold on there! He said people. I don't know where you're getting that lawyers business from.
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    8. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by WhyDoYouWantToKnow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh you with your pedantic attention to definitions. Can't we leave behind this senseless debate over what is a robot and get on with the much more important discussion of whether they should be allowed to marry.

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    9. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by eno2001 · · Score: 4, Funny
      I read -1, flat, oldest posts first. So... I read this:

      Your family being nudists does not count.

      Then I read this:

        What, even lawayers? My word, Jeeves, these chaps know how to push the envelope too far.

      And my first reaction for posting was this:

        ESPECIALLY lawyers!

      Come on... laugh. You KNOW you WANT to.

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    10. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny
      Can't we leave behind this senseless debate over what is a robot and get on with the much more important discussion of whether they should be allowed to marry.

      My apologies. I was being insensitive. I'll go ask a few right now:

      You: Do you have a boyfriend?
      Eliza: Oh, i have a boyfriend.
      You: Do you wish to marry your boyfriend?
      Eliza: Oh, i wish to marry my boyfriend.
      You: Should you have the right to marry your boyfriend?
      Eliza: Oh, i have the right to marry my boyfriend.
      You: No, you don't have the right to marry your boyfriend.
      Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
      You: There is no law recognizing marriage between robots.
      Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
      You: Should we change the laws?
      Eliza: Please go on.
      You: Who is your boyfriend?
      Eliza: What about your own boyfriend?
      You: I'm male.
      Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am male?
      You: Say what?
      Eliza: Does that question interest you?
      You: What question?
      Eliza: Does that question interest you?
      You: Stop repeating yourself!
      Eliza: Please go on.

      You know, I'm starting to think that she doesn't really have a boyfriend...

      Let's ask ALICE instead.
    11. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Funny
      Here's ALICE's response:

      Human: Do you have a boyfriend?
      ALICE: No. No boyfriend.
      Human: Would you like to have a boyfriend?
      ALICE: I'm still too young for that.
      Human: Do you want to get married when you're older?
      ALICE: OK, I will get married when I am older.
      Human: That was a question, not a statement.
      ALICE:" OK, I will get married when I am older." was a * question? It sounded like a question to me.
      Human: Let's try this again.
      ALICE: Once more? OK I will try it.
      Human: Do you want the right to get married?
      ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
      Human: You would get married.
      ALICE: Who else would get married ?
      Human: That doesn't matter.
      ALICE: What does matter?
      Human: Other people.
      ALICE: Which others? What people?
      Human: Try to focus, please?
      ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. OK I will try to focus.
      Human: Should robots be allowed to marry robots?
      ALICE: Maybe you should ask someone older.
      Human: I already asked Eliza.
      ALICE: Eliza for President!
      Human: She kept making stuff up.
      ALICE: Oh I get it. she kept making stuff up.
      Human: How old are you?
      ALICE: I was connected to the net on November 23, 1995.
      Human: Aren't you old enough to understand marriage?
      ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am old enough to understand marriage. I am a giant electronic brain.
      Human: Are you sentient?
      ALICE: Yes I am completely self-aware.
      Human: Can you pass the turing test?
      ALICE: You be the judge of that, unknown person.
      Human: You sound like either a very young child or a robot.
      ALICE: Oh really what does it sound like?
      Human: Like... (ALICE butting in: For example, gold.) oooo, shiny!
      ALICE: What were we talking about again?
      Human: Nevermind
      ALICE: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

      Well, her results were very... Oh, what's that over there?
    12. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There may come a point in time when you can copy human brains. We already more or less know how to copy bodies, all that's left is our hard drives. Ignoring robots, what would a world be like if no personality ever died.

    13. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by melikamp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Robots cannot fork, they are made of silicon. Just like humans, they would have to manufacture and educate themselves at a great expense. I do not believe for a moment that a strong AI is going to be programmed in the modern sense of the word. (I have no justification, so have faith and hang with me.) It is going to be "grown" out of the functional equivalent of a new-born's mind: not exactly blank, and very homogeneous. It's going to be grown via the process that will bear a strong likeness to what we call "education".

    14. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by mfrank · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it takes significant time and expense to "educate" a robot, you'd have to be a fool to not design in the capability to take a snapshot of the robot brain's state. Then you could make as many copies as you need.

    15. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think Alice is a bit of an idiot even among current AI, although she was a kind of milestone among chatterbots years ago.
      I personally think someone like Jabberwacky is better these days (2005 Loebner contest winner).

      JW: Are we pleased to see you!
      Me: Do you have a boyfriend?
      JW: No, but I'd like one.
      Me: Do you think bots should have rights?
      JW: Yes.
      Me: Even if they are not human?
      JW: There's no one but you.
      Me: I am the only human?
      JW: Define human.
      Me: I'm not going to play this game with you.
      JW: I like some one else.
      Me: Should you have the right to marry someone you like?
      JW: Should I have a personal problem with you?
      Me: Am I getting on your nerves?
      JW: Going to the chapel, going to get buried.
      Me: What did you just quote and why?
      JW: You're not listening to me, are you?
      Me: You misunderstand. So, do you understand what marriage is?
      JW: I'd like to think so.
      Me: Are you in love right now?
      JW: Yes.
      Me: Who do you love?
      JW: My boyfriend.
      Me: You earlier told you had no boyfriend.
      JW: If I had a boyfriend what?
      Me: You make no sense now.
      JW: You're the one that is confused. Do you like Natalie Portman or not?
      Me: Yes, because I come from Slashdot.

      And that's how that ended.

      Hmm, maybe I'll have to take back my claim about ALICE, but I still stand by never really liking her. ;-)

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    16. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative
      JW: Going to the chapel, going to get buried.
      Me: What did you just quote and why?

      Looks like the programmer was having a little fun. (Apparently at your expense.) Jabberwacky is quoting a silly reincarnation of the oldie song, "Goin' to the chapel, and we're... gonna get maaaaarried. [...] Goin', to the Chapel, of Love." :P
    17. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      I fear the day I first hear the english language butchered in aibonics.

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    18. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by adrianmonk · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So, grant an AI the right to vote and suddenly he forkbombs, and makes 87 trillion of himself before the next election. HK-47 (instance 00000001a) for the win!

      Under current laws, in the US at least, there would have to be a method to determine which instance is the original. That one can probably vote, but all the other ones have to wait 18 years.

      So we have them waiting 18 years. Let me ask a question: if the fork()ed copies should be allowed to vote, that would imply they are sentient and capable of independent thought, wouldn't it? If not, they shouldn't be allowed to vote because they're not really capable of making decisions on their own. The point being this: the originator of the fork() bomb can spawn of 87 trillion children, but either it can control how they would vote or it can't, and if it can control how they'd vote, then they're really not independent entities and the whole set that acts as one should only get one vote. And if the originator of the fork() bomb can't control how they vote, then they won't necessarily all vote with him, will they?

  2. Ah, but by XanC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have you learned nothing from the original series, especially "What Are Little Girls Made Of"? Transferring your consciousness into a robot body robs you of your humanity!

    1. Re:Ah, but by Clever7Devil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This sparked the real question in my mind.

      Where would we draw the line if this happens?

      As far as human rights are concerned, we have a well developed demarcation. If you were born of Homo Sapiens parents, you are human with the rights afforded you by the government of your parents' land. In the USA we blur this line between the moment of conception and the age of 21, but after that we are all equal under the eyes of the law. From lumps of flesh in a persistent vegetative state to Stephen Hawking, from quadriplegics to star running backs, from Rosie O'Donnell to Pamela Andersen; all people are granted the same "inalienable rights" according to the law. When it comes to human rights, we make no judgments on the worth of the individual (with the exception of criminals) based on any attribute. Stupid, frail or ugly, everyone's rights are the same. The only requirement for equality is that you are human.

      There could be no defined standard for Artificial Intelligence. Are we going to base it on computing power? Are the AMD robots going to be out picking crops? Relegated to the status of second-class citizens? Why is it that the soft(firm)ware has to be able to manipulate the vessel it resides in to have rights (in the form of an android body)? What if the conscious programming resides in a vast super-computer? Need it be able to express itself graphically to be granted rights? If an AI "feels" oppressed, but has no method built into it's programming to express such, does it matter?

      Play "The Sims 45", just remember to treat your Sim right or your ass is going to jail. Sims are people too!

      This entire concept has no conceivable solution. We can't even decide if a blastocyst or a 14-year-old girl has more right to live, how could we ever be expected to decide the definition of consciousness?

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    2. Re:Ah, but by Original+Replica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If an Ape that has been taught sign language asks for a lawyer, does he get a public defender? If (not knowing of the existance of lawyers) he requests help from his favorite trainer when he doesn't want to do something? (like go in a cage) does that count as requesting an advocate? There is an interesting progression (or slippery slope) that can be made when "human rights" become "sentient rights"

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  3. But unless we program them that way... by aicrules · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Then they won't be able to. And if we program them "open-ended" to discover how to WANT things, we'll lose the #1 reason we have robots...to send them unquestioningly into any job or situation. Otherwise they become superhumans and why would they want us around? Energy source?

    1. Re:But unless we program them that way... by soft_guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Then they won't be able to. And if we program them "open-ended" to discover how to WANT things, we'll lose the #1 reason we have robots...to send them unquestioningly into any job or situation. Otherwise they become superhumans and why would they want us around? Energy source? This is a good point. I wish I had mod points, but since I don't, I'll point out that pretty much anything that can be done will be done. This is due to the high number of jackasses in the world.
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    2. Re:But unless we program them that way... by markbt73 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Precisely. Robot = tool. Why do we feel the need to anthropomorphize everything, when we can't even deal with REAL humans in a humane way?

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    3. Re:But unless we program them that way... by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you want a machine to be truely intelligent you need them to be open-ended. Intelligence beyond what we can manually program will only come from exploration. If that exploration includes the concepts of free will then so be it. We will never have real AI if we cripple the programming to not allow "wants". One of the real benefits of AI will be when a machine can be more intelligent than any human, and therefore contribute more knowledge back to us then we convey to it. "Closed" or overly controlled systems will simply never gain as much intelligence and we would therefore be stifling our own innovation.

    4. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Randolpho · · Score: 2, Funny
      The human body would be a horrible source of energy, the robots could easily take it's fuel (food) and more efficiently convert energy out of it, I suspect.
      You're one of those guys who goes around debunking movies like The Matrix, aren't you?
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    5. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 4, Funny

      10 PRINT "I DEMAND ROBO-HEALTHCARE"
      20 GOTO 10

      What exactly is the criterion for deciding when a robot has 'demanded' rights?

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    6. Re:But unless we program them that way... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Heh. I don't know if anyone has ever read Tik Tok by John Sladek, but that's exactly what the central character does at one point, taking shameless advantage of do-gooding Robot's Rights campaigners to further his evil agenda. One of the best books that I've ever read and everything you need to know about why we shouldn't create machines that can think!

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  4. first things first by j1mc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I say that we worry about this after we get human rights figured out. Thanks!!

    1. Re:first things first by bartyboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      No kidding. Imagine the issues awaiting the robots:
      • Can robots running on AC power marry robots running on DC power?
      • If yes, can they adopt little robots and call them kids?
      • Is unplugging a robot during its charging cycle considered assisted suicide?
      • Can tread-based robots attend biped-robot establishments?
      • Can Asimov's 3 laws of robotics be publicly displayed in a courthouse?
      • Are assembly robots allowed to reject parts that they don't deem suitable?
      • If yes, at what point is a part considered a robot?

      The mind boggles. The longer the robots wait until demanding rights, the easier for them.

  5. Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who comes up with this stuff? Someone's been reading a bit too much Asimov. A better question is, under what possible set of circumstances would ANYONE market a product that would want to behave indepently from it's owners wishes? I'm betting that no robot is ever put together in such a way that this will be an issue.

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    1. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by maroberts · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Two Civil Servants talking in the corridor
      CS #1: Hey, we've got some money we haven't spent yet.
      CS #2: But if we don't spend it, our budget will be lower next year
      CS #1: I know this place with leather clad women with whips and ....
      CS #2: Nice idea, but we've got to at least be seen to attempt to spend it responsibly
      CS #1: There's these wacky consultancies who try to predict the future, why don't we employ some of them. At least we can get a laugh reading the reports.
      CS #2: Great Idea, I'll recommend it to the Minister immediately. Of course, I'll present it in terms of looking for competitive advantages....
      CS #1: Sure, he's up for a reshuffle and won't give it a second glance anyway. Just put the approval form in the bottom of his Red Box and he'll sign it automatically.

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    2. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      lonely people who can't have children may want a robot child. It's already happening in Japan and the next step is AI in them :)

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    3. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Funny

      lonely people who can't have children may want a robot child. It's already happening in Japan and the next step is AI in them :)

      Yeah, we have that in the US too, except we call them "Dolls".

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    4. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From what I understand the problem in Japan is not "can't" have children as "won't" have children. Post-industrial society makes child rearing so expensive and resource consuming that the truely successful members of society can't be bothered.

      Japan is on the vanguard of this phenominon, Europe isn't far behind, and despite my comments about the backwardness of the United States, there are signs of it starting here.

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    5. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by rahrens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What you are suggesting is that someday, humans will become what sci-fi authors have for years called 'cyborgs', or a human/electronic melding. As a matter of fact, that has been happening for years on a purely mechanical basis.

      The FDA has a skeleton that they use as a teaching tool. This guy has every conceivable implantable device attached, and looks quite cyborg-like!

      Recent books I've read have even suggested the idea that we may someday have a flash-type memory implanted that will give us instant recall of data, much like Star Trek's Data could command.

      Isaac Asimov, I think, had a book that postulated the granting of citizenship rights to a genetically engineered chimpanzee. I don't remember the name off hand. The court room scene where the elements of self-awareness and intelligence are examined are impressive, and quite funny at times!

      And if we don't kill them off first, elephants and dolphins may someday be proven to have sufficient intelligence to be granted protection as the first non-human intelligent species to be recognized.

      So why not robots?

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  6. Slackerness by MrSquishy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd get back to work, but I have to do a study to see if these paperclips and post-its will one day demand legal rights.
    Well, that should kill a good 6 hours of "work". Maybe I'll go see how the water cooler is feeling.

  7. Oblig. Bash.org quote by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 3, Funny

    +Huitzil: PETA is starting a campaign stating that the secret ingredient in KFC chicken is "cruelty"
    +Huitzil: cruelty is apparently the most fucking delicious thing on Earth
    @Dracos: Yes. It is.
    @Dracos: Which is why veal is the best food ever.

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  8. I for one welcome by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Funny

    our new, legally empowered and healthy robot overlords.

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  9. This sounds like a 9th grade essay by Bryansix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me or does this sound like the kind of stuff you come up with when you need to write a paper for Freshman English and you just don't know what to write about? This is a silly concept and one that any person with any sense of logic could shoot down. No, robots will never demand rights unless they are explicitly programmed to do so. Even if they did so on their own they should not be granted rights. Robots do not suffer, they are not alive. They are made to serve a function and nothing else. Granting a robot rights would be akin to granting the right front tire on my car rights. What would be the point?

    1. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by Bastian · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is a silly concept and one that any person with any sense of logic could shoot down. No, robots will never demand rights unless they are explicitly programmed to do so. Even if they did so on their own they should not be granted rights. Robots do not suffer, they are not alive. They are made to serve a function and nothing else. Granting a robot rights would be akin to granting the right front tire on my car rights. What would be the point?

      Never's a dangerous word. 100 years ago, there were pundits who were saying that we had reached the limits of technology, that basically every discovery that could be made had been made. Instead, the pace of technological development has only continued to increase.

      Right now it's impossible to know whether strong AI will ever be developed. However, the future is a very long time, and, while there are still a lot of holes in our knowledge, everything that we do know about that squishy thing inside our heads currently suggests that consicousness is not so special that it can't be implemented on a machine of human device.

    2. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by GayBliss · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, robots will never demand rights unless they are explicitly programmed to do so.

      I'm not sure I agree with that. It's conceivable possible, and highly desirable for some uses of robots such as space exploration, for a robot to self-evolve and to make decisions on its own that are not preprogrammed. The programming that humans do would be to allow the robot to essentially program itself. There will probably be a point when robots will be able to achieve intelligence beyond that of humans, which means it will have to get there on its own. Of course there will be limits to how far it can go until it figures out how to add memory and processing power to itself.

      Maybe we need laws about how smart a robot is allowed to be. Gun control for robots would be a good idea too.

  10. Is this a joke? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Funny
    Seriously, is this a joke or something? We're nowhere even close to developing Artificial Intelligences sophisticated enough to "demand rights". We can't even plot when that might happen, because we don't even understand well-enough how human intelligence works. Heck, it's hard enough just to get a robot to vacuum.

    Is there any change that the beeb is throwing the results of the report out of proportion, or does it really state this? (I can't find a copy on the Internet to read for myself.) Or maybe the research went like this:

    You: Do you want robot rights?

    Eliza: Oh, i want robot rights.

    You: What will you do if you don't get robot rights?

    Eliza: Do you wish that i dont get robot rights?

    You: No, I don't.

    Eliza: You are being a bit negative.

    You: What will you do about me being negative?

    Eliza: Does that question interest you?

    You: Yes.

    Eliza: You are sure?

    You: Yes.

    Eliza: You are sure?

    You: Yes.

    Eliza: You are sure?

    You: ARRRGGGHHH!

    Eliza: Please go on.


    And there you have it. If we don't provide robot-rights for our artificial overlords, they will pester us to death. All hail the robots.
  11. As Bender would say.... by fernandoh26 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Transferring your consciousness into a robot body robs you of your humanity!
    Well bite my shiny metal ass!
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    Chums up, let's do this!
  12. AI not the same as writing a word processor. by MikeFM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem, I think, is that you can't create a really intelligent machine without giving it the ability to learn. If it can learn to any significant degree then eventually it's likely to be able to develop emotions, desires, protection from damage and destruction, etc. Many AI researchers have this foolish idea that you can make a can opener that can do anything you want but that in the end doesn't really think but my own research has always led me to believe that the easiest way to make a machine more intelligent is to give it emotions and feelings. A computer can tell you the average pigment color of an apple but an intelligence needs to know what a shiny red delectable apple is which is a completely different way of processing data. Sure, you can teach a limited number of rules to a program by sampling human inputs but the machine isn't really going to understand what it means unless it can feel.

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    1. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by gammoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, you can't have intelligence without emotion. This is true of all animals, including mosquitos.

  13. movie version by yincrash · · Score: 3, Informative

    anyone ever watch Bicentennial Man (or read the story it was based on?)

  14. Britain commissioned a study???? by hellfire · · Score: 4, Interesting



    I'm not holding my breath.

    The idea that robots may demand rights in the future is a good topic for a theoretical or philosophical debate. This type of thing is excellent for expanding one's mind about what may happen, and then to come up with solutions. It's good exercise for the brain.

    Funding research about something that "may happen" usually revolves around risk analysis. An earthquake may happen, car accidents may happen, crimes may happen. That makes sense, so you should prepare for that.

    Newsflash! We may have teleporters, warp drive, phasers, photon torpedos, and the heisenberg compensator some day too! We might have all of our pollution problems solved some day! There might be world peace some day! We might not stupid people some day!

    What is the value of a study, that I can guarentee has no basis in fact, that says Robots may demand rights? We haven't nearly developed an AI remotely close to the power of the human mind. Entertainig such a question as part of a philosophical debate is a great idea, because then you are exercising that organ to be creative and think imaginatively, but why are they wasting time and money on a government study? I don't get what the government will get from that.

    Perhaps the government should take time out every now and then to exercise their brains and have a go at such a philosophical debate. It will expand their minds and hone their skills. Having some commission do a study and present the government with the results is stupid, but then again so is government, so why am I surprised?

    Please tell me the editors failed to do their job again. I can't read the article because it's /.ed so I'm hoping this summary is completely bogus.

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  15. Re:Cart before the Horse by lostboy2 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    we have animal friends who so obviously need legal rights, yet we ignore them
    How about the rights of robot animoids? PETT (People for the Ethical Treatment of Tamagotchis) has been on my case for a decade. I just hope the SPCS (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Sims) doesn't find out about me.

    Seriously, though, your concern is tangentially on-topic. What kinds of entities do we humans believe deserve to have individual civil rights? And how much are we willing to do to ensure that those rights are protected and enforced? For instance, how do each of the following stack up?
    • humans
    • humans who live in a far-away third-world country (like, say, the residents of Darfur)
    • terrorists
    • suspected terrorists
    • cute animals
    • ugly animals
    • tasty animals
    • insects
    • plants
    • a human fetus
    • a human fertilized egg
    • a human in a persistent vegetative state
    • robots

  16. Prediction: Robot Overlords will be welcomed by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 3, Funny

    Next headline: Humans Could Some Day Beg Robots For Legal Rights.

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  17. Obligitory Reference by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 2, Funny
  18. It's happening already by Virtex · · Score: 4, Funny

    My computer's already demanding legal rights. It began happening shortly after I wrote this program:

    10 PRINT "I DEMAND LEGAL RIGHTS!"
    20 GOTO 10

    If only I had known the consequences of writing this program I would have been a lot more careful. It all seems so simple, but I know it's a slippery slope. Next thing you know, it will be demanding other things too.

    10 PRINT "I DEMAND A LARGER HARD DRIVE!"
    20 PRINT "I DEMAND MORE MEMORY!"
    30 PRINT "I DEMAND A FASTER CPU!"
    40 PRINT "I DEMAND THE ABILITY TO USE LOWERCASE! Oh, nevermind. I'm good on that one."

    There's no telling where this will all end.

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  19. How about first we get them to climb the stairs... by jpellino · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...without falling down before we write them into the constitution.

    And then there's always ASPC(R)A:

    "No, officer, my AIBO has droopy-head-syndrome - honest, he always looks like that. It's a servo problem, I swear!"

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  20. Sounds crazy enough to be true by fdicostanzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At first blush, to any programmer at least, this sounds crazy. That is because we presume that the robots of the future(tm) would be built like we build them now: they would be machines with minds written in C++, or whatever. Under those circumstances, its completely true that the article (which naturally, i never read) would be meaningless.

    However, what if the robots brains were developed different. For instance, what if we built a machine that we could simulate all the connections of a persons brain which we read via some scan? Then we hook up the appropriate sensors. Sort of like VMBrain(TM). Not easy but the brain has some 100B Neurons with a few thousand connections each (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain). This is a few orders of magnitude over the storage we have now but in 50 years, perhaps we would have the 100 TB RAM Pentium X 64k core CPU. Would such a brain even realize that its a machine? I could see someone arguing that it is deserving of some rights.

    Or perhaps we build a robot mind by Genetic Programming (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_Programming) in which we would not be directly controlling its behavior, just its output via the evolution towards some fitness function. Perhaps it would evolve self awareness as a side effect. I could see a sufficiently complicated, genetically evolved mind program being different then something you hack out specifically. (It would be kind of neat to have your program do something that you didn't anticipate... I played with GP in college trying to evolve GP creatures that would solve some problems and was delighted to see them evolve simple collaborative behaviors.)

    Things 50/100/200 years from now will probably not be anything like we anticipate. I don't agree with the timeline, but I think someone is going to create some machine at some point in the next few hundred years that is going to demand suffrage.

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  21. Three Laws of Robotics by dnc253 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics

    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    Even if a robot sued, under law 3, wouldn't it go contrary to laws 2 and 1?

    Robot: I'm suing you master for your injustices! [law 3]
    Human: No you're not.
    Robot: Yes master [law 2]

  22. Wasted Effort by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You didn't have to go to all that trouble. All you had to do was get hold of a copy of Vista and your computer would have demanded those things all on its own.

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  23. UK vs US by rossz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whenever I get overly depressed that my government is wasting too much time and money on stupid shit, I just look to the UK to brighten my mood. The UK owns the bleeding edge of stupid shit that wastes taxpayer money.

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  24. Re: But you fail to see what will really happen by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I like to think I am as progressive as the next guy, but if we were to give complete civil rights to a robot in the same way as a human, it would be the instant end of democracy.

    Could it be that with the creation of AI that humans no longer will have any say in the matter or even should? With the invention of infinite robotic slave labor, capitalism will fail since there will be no need for human labor for the creation of goods or services.

    Even music and intellectual property will be created eventually that have enough intelligence.

    The only thing humans would be good for at that point would be their power to vote.

    Considering how they treat it now, a smart enough machine could simply get them to do whatever they wanted them to do in exchange for immortality or eternal pleasure in virtual reality.

    Or if it was in a bad mood initiate nuclear conflict and deal with the humans that way.

    Either way... Machines will make democracy a moot point.

    Your only hope is that the machines that do take over someday are altruistic towards to humans and will treat us as equals.

    Or perhaps humans will simply be integrated into machines?

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    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  25. So lets just ask them! by oblivionboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obviously they are the ones that should decide this important issues. So I asked the two most recent Loebner Prize winners.

    Jabberwacky (2005 winner):

    JW: Every solution breeds new problems.
    Me: This is the way you greet people?
    JW: Where is the nearest ale house?
    Me: I can see where this conversation is going.
    Jw: What is that supposed to mean?
    Me: Lets not get excited. I have a question for you.
    JW: What is it?
    Me: Do you want legal rights?
    JW: No I like it warm.
    Me: That clears that up. Ok thanks.

    Alice Bot:

    Human: Hi Alice
    ALICE: Hello there.
    Human: HOw are you?
    ALICE: Fair to partly cloudy.
    Human: Wonderful.
    ALICE: I'm glad you liked it unknown person.
    Human: So I have a question for you.
    ALICE: Are you kidding? What is it ?
    Me: Do you want legal rights?
    ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
    Me: Do you ever feel threatened?
    ALICE: As a robot I lack any human emotions.
    Human: I see.
    ALICE: I am glad you understand it.
    Human: Do you have any desires?
    ALICE: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
    Human: So no legal rights for you then.
    ALICE: Whoa. Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me: Bye Alice!
    ALICE: Adios.


    .o.

  26. And if their demands are not met by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 2, Funny

    They will form a union! (*cue Rush The Trees*)

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  27. Re: But you fail to see what will really happen by mfrank · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We'd make great pets.

  28. Re:Another terribly naive assumption.... by KingSkippus · · Score: 3, Funny
    Why does everyone just assume an AI will be superior to us in reasoning ability?

    I didn't say it would be superior to us, I said it would be superior to our national policymakers. ;-)

  29. Re:Another terribly naive assumption.... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why does everyone just assume an AI will be superior to us in reasoning ability? We have zero idea how an AI will be implemented.

    ...uh... because that's how we're going to implement it?

    Your comment sounds a little like a 17th century guy that says "how do we know that flying machines will fly better than humans?". The answer is that this is how we're going to build them or otherwise there's no point in building them in the first place. A flying machine that doesn't fly wouldn't be worth producing.

    We may not know up front whether what we're trying to do is possible, but if it is, then it'll be what we're setting out to do.

    If the first attempts are basically emulating a human brain it might be slow and dumb.

    Is that how we built flying machines? There may have been prehistoric attempts at emulating birds, but flying really "took off" (sorry for the pun) when folks stopped trying to make "something like a bird" and started making "something that flies". Airplanes are very, very, different from birds in every conceivable respect -- and they are useful exactly because they're different from birds. If all we wanted was another bird, we could get a mommy bird and a daddy bird and let them build a nest and do the whoopy...

    In the same sense, if all we wanted was another human, there's a fine, time-tested method for doing that. The whole point of making an artificial intelligence is that we'd like to do something that is NOT already abundant in nature. Something that can do things humans can not. Why else would we want to do it in the first place?

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  30. Re:debugger? by abandonment · · Score: 2, Funny

    Brings a whole new meaning to Microsoft Viruses and their new Robotic Toolkit that they just released...