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Apple Execs Reportedly Faked Options Documents

theodp writes "Federal prosecutors are reportedly looking closely at stock option administration documents that were apparently falsified by Apple execs to maximize the profitability of option grants. While Apple has said CEO Steve Jobs did not profit from the stock-option backdating, Jobs has reportedly hired his own attorney to deal with the SEC and Justice Department."

172 comments

  1. yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholders by huckda · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    this seems to be so commonplace now days it's pathetic...
    and Apple who always got stolen from of all people.

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  2. Here we go... by Chineseyes · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Cue the Microsoft in league with the government conspiracy theories.

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    1. Re:Here we go... by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "Cue the Microsoft in league with the government conspiracy theories."

      Well they are, with the Bush administration at least.
      That was hoisted up high and shown quite publicly in 2001.

      However, this matter has nothing to do with MS, and even if it did have some element of MS in it, it concerns actions that Apple did by themselves and if guilty of a crime, should be penalized.

      I do find it funny that you just painted yourself as a total MS shill though.
      How's that beige polyester suit and loafers working out for you at the singles bar?

    2. Re:Here we go... by figleaf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apple uses MS Office to produce option documents.
      Someone from the government used a remote exploit to modify the option documents to entrap Apple employees.

    3. Re:Here we go... by Chineseyes · · Score: 1

      The funny part is I haven't used windows since win98 and the suit is a little snug around the shoulders but it fits well. Also how old are you 50? I don't even know anyone who goes to singles bars and I didn't even know they existed these days if you want some young ass hit up the local club on a weekend or hit up facebook.

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  3. Humbug... by markild · · Score: 4, Funny

    What?? Are you saying that Steve Jobs makes more than $1 a year?

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    1. Re:Humbug... by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

      So he'll have to pay his lawyer with... stock options?

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    2. Re:Humbug... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that Pixar/Disney are throwing a few bucks his way.

  4. It must be noted, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That like everything at Apple it was very easy to do. 3 clicks and options were faked. That's it!

    1. Re:It must be noted, though by argent · · Score: 1

      "What kind of computer produces annual reports like this?"

    2. Re:It must be noted, though by BobNET · · Score: 5, Funny
      That like everything at Apple it was very easy to do. 3 clicks and options were faked. That's it!

      Yes, but it should be pointed out that if they weren't forced to use a one-button mouse it would have only taken one click...

    3. Re:It must be noted, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but it should be pointed out that if they weren't forced to use a one-button mouse it would have only taken one click...

      They would have done it in one click, but Amazon already had a patent.

    4. Re:It must be noted, though by stewbacca · · Score: 1
      if they weren't forced to use a one-button mouse it would have only taken one click...
      12 year old misconceptions are hard to drop, eh?
    5. Re:It must be noted, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religion is even harder to drop. You must now bow three times towards Steve, if you know where he is, or just to Cupertino, if you don't.

    6. Re:It must be noted, though by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      About as hard as GUIs designed for twelve-year-olds. (Kaff, kaff, Aqua, I'm looking at you.)

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  5. What the stock market thinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple shares ended up exactly one cent higher today than yesterday, after huge panic selling in the morning.

    Guys, do you realise that all of this story is just based on hearsay from some Anonymous Cowards?

    1. Re:What the stock market thinks... by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Apple shares ended up exactly one cent higher today than yesterday, after huge panic selling in the morning.

      Guys, do you realise that all of this story is just based on hearsay from some Anonymous Cowards?

      (May I add that slashdot is sometimes completely braindead. On my first post it ignored my username/password marking this as a post by "anonymous coward", when it reposted it it asked me to "be more original". )

    2. Re:What the stock market thinks... by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      It might have something to do with when you have an issue with backdating stocks, it means your company's doing better than you expect. Its a sign to buy, not sell.

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    3. Re:What the stock market thinks... by mobilebuddha · · Score: 1

      i'd say that depends on how you look at it

      if your company stock price's been flat for the previous six months, and the backdating took place so that the options are now considered from late 2005 (example), you'd be making $, right?

    4. Re:What the stock market thinks... by dgb2n · · Score: 1

      I bought today at 77.80 and made 5% on the day (and sold $3 higher). Easy money.

      The market overreacted. It may reflect poorly on management but it is highly unlikely to affect their ability to sell Macs or Ipods.

    5. Re:What the stock market thinks... by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Apple is doing very well, and a few options scandals aren't going to affect the overall profitability of the company. Those who were dumping stock because a minor bit of bad news were thinking very short-term. There were obviously a lot of people who were aware of the long-term prospects of Apple and snatched up stock at cheaper prices, resulting in the stock ending up at about the same place it started yesterday.

      I would have bought some this morning if I had the free cash. It was like a sale on Apple stock.

  6. Did somebody say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hedge funds?

  7. Shakespeare was right... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0

    ...need to kill all the lawyers.

    1. Re:Shakespeare was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lawyers are a symptom of establishing societies ruled by law. The solution... get rid of laws.

    2. Re:Shakespeare was right... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      ...need to kill all the lawyers.

      Uhhh...huh?

      Ok, I'm a lawyer so I'm a bit biased here (all in all, I'd rather not be killed), but what exactly evoked this anti-lawyer sentiment? You think it's not fair that people were caught falsifying documents? I'm confused.

    3. Re:Shakespeare was right... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You have to wonder if some laws weren't created for the express purpose of making unnecessary work that benefits the lawyers more than the public at large. The rules for stock options gets changed, an army of auditors scours the book, the lawyers are called in and the media has a field day. The public may or may not benefit from this. Auditors and lawyers are making a ton of money. Shareholders are getting soaked either way.

    4. Re:Shakespeare was right... by nomadic · · Score: 2, Informative

      You have to wonder if some laws weren't created for the express purpose of making unnecessary work that benefits the lawyers more than the public at large. The rules for stock options gets changed, an army of auditors scours the book, the lawyers are called in and the media has a field day. The public may or may not benefit from this. Auditors and lawyers are making a ton of money. Shareholders are getting soaked either way.

      Maybe, but I don't think that's the case here. It shouldn't take a lawyer telling you that modifying documents to reflect something that just isn't true could possibly be wrong. ESPECIALLY for a public company.

    5. Re:Shakespeare was right... by merkhet · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't worry about that. I think that was just a malfunction. PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair), if I'm not mistaken.

  8. Say it Ain't So Fred! by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 4, Informative

    Disappointing that Fred Anderson is at the center of this. Anderson did a bang up job as CFO. He created the company's large cash reserves by liquidating unnecessary capital investments (plant), issuing a convertible debenture and selling some of their valuable ARM holdings. Then he managed the investment of those funds astutely enough to make the conversion of those outstanding notes to common stock a huge win for both the company and creditors. That 1999 conversion alone eliminated about two thirds of Apple's long term debt (conversely that means the issue had assumed most of Apple's debt). Really, this guy did an outstanding job. Apple can thank him for their sound financials.

    Now it seems the financial genius is another self-serving, crooked corporate scumbag.

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    1. Re:Say it Ain't So Fred! by bndnchrs · · Score: 0
      Well, the same could be said of Ken Lay. He certainly did a "bang-up" job at Enron... until he got caught defrauding the public.



      Lay even won the prestigious Gas magazine's "Man of the Year award"

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Lay#Awards_and_ho nors/

    2. Re:Say it Ain't So Fred! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the same could be said of Ken Lay. He certainly did a "bang-up" job at Enron...

      Actually, he didn't -- that was the fraud. In Fred Anderson's case, the accusation of wrongdoing has nothing to do with any of the above. So, it's a terrible comparison.

    3. Re:Say it Ain't So Fred! by Bill+Walker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ...managed the investment of those funds astutely enough to make the conversion of those outstanding notes to common stock a huge win for both the company and creditors.

      Convertible bonds aren't a win for existing stockholders, however, who find their stake diluted by the new issuance. To oversimplify, it would be like the US government printing money to pay debts.

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    4. Re:Say it Ain't So Fred! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he sold off assets and took out a debt when they were doing poorly, and payed it off early when they were doing well ... real rocket science there.

    5. Re:Say it Ain't So Fred! by node+3 · · Score: 1
      To oversimplify, it would be like the US government printing money to pay debts.
      Which, coincidentally, is exactly what we do.

      Think about it. If the total number of dollars remained constant, a dollar today would be *more* valuable than in the past since there are now more people and more things to buy than ever before.

      Every time the fed prints more money than is destroyed, they are deliberately devaluing the money in your pocket.
    6. Re:Say it Ain't So Fred! by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 4, Informative

      Convertible bonds aren't a win for existing stockholders, however, who find their stake diluted by the new issuance. To oversimplify, it would be like the US government printing money to pay debts.

      They are a win for existing stockholders if the officers use the cash to help engineer a comeback which quintuples the price of the stock, as was the case at Apple. One of the things Apple did with that money was buy NeXT.

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    7. Re:Say it Ain't So Fred! by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1
      Convertible bonds aren't a win for existing stockholders, however, who find their stake diluted by the new issuance. To oversimplify, it would be like the US government printing money to pay debts.

      Unless the issuance helps bail the company out of dire financial straits. As long as the stock goes up and provides a good rate of return, everyone's happy. It's certainly much better for the stock price than say . . . the company becoming insolvent, defaulting on crippling long term debts and/or filing for bankruptcy.

    8. Re:Say it Ain't So Fred! by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1
      Which, coincidentally, is exactly what we do.

      Think about it. If the total number of dollars remained constant, a dollar today would be *more* valuable than in the past since there are now more people and more things to buy than ever before.

      Every time the fed prints more money than is destroyed, they are deliberately devaluing the money in your pocket.
      "Printing money" is really a metaphor in the context of Federal debt service. The Fed doesn't literally print new money, it buys back Treasury bonds, increasing the money supply. They call this monetizing the debt. Actually, the Federal government is the major holder of its own debt in the various trust funds (Social Security, Medicare, Highway etc).

      In reality the Treasury usually finances debt service by issuing more debt. However, this can have a deflationary impact on bond prices, driving up yields and making debt service more expensive. So the Federal Reserve may choose to monetize some debt as well to reduce the cost of debt service for the treasury. This is of course a gross oversimplification. The Fed has to consider all sorts of factors (income growth and the velocity of money for instance) before taking such steps. Otherwise they would subvert their typical goal of promoting price stability.

      The other mechanism you mention is the Quantity Theory of Money, first proposed by Copernicus and most recently championed by Milton Friedman. Basically it says that there is a positive relationship between prices and the quantity of money. The Friedman formula is M * V = P * Q where M is the money supply, V is the velocity of money (frequency with which a unit is spent in a year), P is price level and Q is the real value of expenditures. This is all very elegant on paper. However, empirically it proves a lot more complicated. Even before Friedman, Keynes noted that increases in the money supply tend to reduce the velocity of money and hence its inflationary effect. And It turns out the the private influence on the money supply is more volatile and important that that of central banks. They increase and decrease M much more than the central bank, and in response to future investment prospects. The Fed can only try to moderate this.
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    9. Re:Say it Ain't So Fred! by brouski · · Score: 1

      One reported indiscretion does not a scumbag make.

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    10. Re:Say it Ain't So Fred! by oohshiny · · Score: 1

      To oversimplify, it would be like the US government printing money to pay debts.

      Well, as far as the US is concerned, that would be a good thing because it would devalue the dollar and would make US goods and services more competitive, while at the same time reducing imports.

      It would nominally lower the US standard of living, but practically, not being able to buy Chinese-made clothes and electronics in large amounts would probably be a good thing.

    11. Re:Say it Ain't So Fred! by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Should I be worried that I can't understand a single thing you have said?

  9. YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taking one for the team once again, because it seems something so clearly in the apple section dare not you know be put there, bad rap and all. I love apple to death but this is some pretty blatant bias.

  10. Lawyering up. by GodInHell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While Apple has said CEO Steve Jobs did not profit from the stock-option backdating, Jobs has reportedly hired his own attorney to deal with the SEC and Justice Department." I hate it when comments like this come across as proof of wrong-doing. In buisiness I learned that you're a fool to act without the advice of a lawyer. As a law student I'm coming to understand that you're a damn fool to deal with the gov't without someone there to advise you.

    The purpose of a lawyer is to look after your interests while you conduct your business - they can warn you of impending trouble - and can nip a long drawn out investigation that will result in no arrests or charges right in the budd.

    It's stupid to blame someone for seeking protection from abuse.

    -GiH

    1. Re:Lawyering up. by nolife · · Score: 1

      How or why did you interpet that comment as an attempt to prove wrong doing? I read that comment and came to the same conclusion you did, it was more then likely for protection purposes.

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    2. Re:Lawyering up. by Rogerborg · · Score: 1
      > As a law student

      OK, I will bring Captain Solo and the Wookie to you.

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    3. Re:Lawyering up. by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      How or why did you interpet that comment as an attempt to prove wrong doing? I read that comment and came to the same conclusion you did, it was more then likely for protection purposes. I read through the first few replies, includings such gems as:

      yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholders

      What?? Are you saying that Steve Jobs makes more than $1 [wikipedia.org] a year? and

      Shakespeare was right... ...need to kill all the lawyers.

      -GiH
    4. Re:Lawyering up. by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      Because people do and people will.

    5. Re:Lawyering up. by GodInHell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah yeah yeah - lawyer.. evil.. tell it to the birmingham five.. or any black kid attending school in the south.. or anyone who was arrested and found not guilty due to lack of evidence.

      Oh.. right.. slashdot.. I mean *hiss* *woosh* "I have altered our arrangement" *hiss* *woosh*

      -GiH

    6. Re:Lawyering up. by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 1

      The problem is with the clause introduced by the subordinating conjunction "while." The implication of the while (in this context) is that there is an unspoken "regardless" or "nonetheless" with the independent clause. What if the sentence read like this: "While company representatives have said that Apple CEO Steve Jobs did not murder those underage thai prostitutes, Jobs has hired the services of an attorney."

      so, do you see now how the sentence could be interpreted as implying Jobs' guilt?

    7. Re:Lawyering up. by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree one hundred percent with you -- who do you think works for the SEC and Justice Department if not lawyers? When a hundred government lawyers come after you, well, that's a great time to hire your own attorney.

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    8. Re:Lawyering up. by gaspar+ilom · · Score: 1

      In buisiness I learned that you're a fool to act without the advice of a lawyer.

      while it doensn't mean wrongdoing, Steve Jobs is paying for his *own* lawyer -- above and beyond the legal representation from a law firm retained by Apple.

    9. Re:Lawyering up. by toQDuj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In addition to hiring a lawyer for legal advice, Steve Jobs now can spend more time on what he should be doing, i.e. leading a company and preparing for the macworld keynote speech.

      Let the lawyer figure out the law stuff, and let the CEO figure out the business strategies. Taking all matters into your own hand is a grand waste of time.

      B.

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    10. Re:Lawyering up. by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Lawyers have the interest of he who is paying them in mind. Steve probably wanted lawyers who were specifically working in his best interest rather than the company's best interest? I wouldn't read too much into it myself.

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    11. Re:Lawyering up. by TobiasS · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's stupid to blame someone for seeking protection from abuse.


      I don't think anyone is blaming for seeking protection. You, however, using the word "abuse", seem to already have determined that he did nothing wrong.

      Whether he personally profited from their accounting practices is completley irrelevant.
      He is the highest ranking corporate officer at Apple and as such has responsibilities and obligations to the shareholders and the board.

      If he violated those by backdating options for other executives and employees he is still on the hook eventhough he did not make a single dollar.
    12. Re:Lawyering up. by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone is blaming for seeking protection. You, however, using the word "abuse", seem to already have determined that he did nothing wrong. Point! My bad.

      -GiH
    13. Re:Lawyering up. by dan828 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's stupid to blame someone for seeking protection from abuse. It is worth noting, however, that Jobs did recieve backdated options during this time (55 million of them), but had them cancled in 2003 when the SEC started getting serious about investigating such things. However, he was rewarded with a bunch of new, non-backdated shares worth $85 million at the same time. Face it, Jobs stood to benefit from the backdating, was fully aware that it was going on, and still got the payoff when all was said and done. Just because they pulled a CYA so that they can now claim that Jobs didn't benefit from the options backdating doesn't give him a pass on the issue.

      http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601039&re fer=columnist_crystal&sid=aCjJNnxSKEnM
    14. Re:Lawyering up. by GodInHell · · Score: 1, Troll
      One of the points to remember in all this, is that backdating shares may not be illegal. This creates a nest of issues that are hard to untangle for the layman (I'm not even going to try to figure out if the options were forged, whether proper notice was given, and what law applies to Apple's incorporation - since it varries state to state).

      What I will say, is that it is hardly unusual for an executive to take his pay in stock options. 85 Mil. in stock [granted, more than I will ever see] is saddly in the bracket of normal compensation for a company that is seeing such good times as apple is currently enjoying.

      Reasonable? No. Illegal? That is far less clear.

      As was point out to me previously though, I am coming at this from the assumption of innocence, which isn't necesarily the right position to take. I'd like to think about it some more...

      -GiH

    15. Re:Lawyering up. by nolife · · Score: 1

      No.
      I do not form opinions on things based on the selective wording or placement of words in a sentence. The fact that the parent comment noting the implied comment was moderated to +5 insightful and the amount of replies that my original comment asking why it was interpreted that way, kind of shows that no ones else's opinion was changed by that potential implied wording either.

      If so many people point out and make a note that they thought other people would be fooled by some potentially implied wording, who is left that was actually fooled by it?

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    16. Re:Lawyering up. by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1
      Obviously, it is still very early, but Jobs is looking guiltier and guiltier every day. Getting an outside lawyer was probably forced upon him rather than on option for him,

      http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/ 12/28/APPLE.TMP

      ...British newspaper reported that CEO Steve Jobs received 7.5 million stock options in 2001 without getting required approval from the company's board.

      The Financial Times, citing people familiar with the matter, reported that records were later falsified to indicate that directors had OKd the grant to Jobs. Apple will disclose the false records in a regulatory filing by Friday, according to the newspaper.

      If true, what a loser. Has hundreds of millions, but that was obviously not enough for him. To think he would falsify records to get just few million more... pathetic.

    17. Re:Lawyering up. by GodInHell · · Score: 1
      Sad but true.


      I suspect we'll hear an argument that it was an innocent mistake, and that the records were altered to make it "legal."

      Oh well.. so much for innocence.

      -GiH

    18. Re:Lawyering up. by oohshiny · · Score: 1

      I hate it when comments like this come across as proof of wrong-doing.

      Where does it say that? No, they come across as "this matter is of sufficient concern to Jobs that he needs to hire a lawyer", nothing more and nothing less.

      As a law student I'm coming to understand that you're a damn fool to deal with the gov't without someone there to advise you.

      Maybe eventually, you'll also learn not to jump to conclusions.

    19. Re:Lawyering up. by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      Where does it say that? No, they come across as "this matter is of sufficient concern to Jobs that he needs to hire a lawyer", nothing more and nothing less. allow me to refer you to the first reply which asked me that: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=213828&cid=173 81666


      Maybe eventually, you'll also learn not to jump to conclusions. Pot, kettle, black?

      -GiH
    20. Re:Lawyering up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      allow me to refer you to the first reply which asked me that: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=213828&cid=173 81666

      What you actually quoted didn't support your statement (actually, even that link doesn't support your statement).

      Pot, kettle, black?

      No. I'm merely pointing out that your argument is sloppy and unsupported.

    21. Re:Lawyering up. by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      Troll on friend.. troll on.

  11. Steve Jobs Seeks Outside Counsel - Oh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We already know that Jobs had knowledge of and approved of some of the bogus option moves by the company. Sounds like that may just be the tip of the iceberg.

  12. Way to flamebait the headline by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Informative

    The SEC has been investigating "about 80" companies for this since July. Apple started their own internal investigation, which they're sharing with the SEC. Oh, and it's former employees who are being looked at. Oh, and maybe backdating isn't illegal, it just should be declared.

    Take a look here or here.

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    1. Re:Way to flamebait the headline by red_flea · · Score: 1
      Oh, and maybe backdating isn't illegal, it just should be declared.

      This is what I heard too, on NPR a couple weeks ago. Backdating options is a way to just give people money. You can give somebody backdated options only if you debit your company account by the current cost of the options. The fraudulent part is when the cost of these options are not properly calculated towards the company's bottom line...

      Right?

    2. Re:Way to flamebait the headline by Jimithing+DMB · · Score: 1

      You can give somebody backdated options only if you debit your company account by the current cost of the options.

      No, you credit a liability account. Regardless of the account type credits are always negative and debits are always positive. On a liability account a credit, being negative, increases liability. Unfortunately, under the traditional accounting system negatives are never used and thus it is recorded as positive credit because it is an increase. But it is an increase on an account which naturally has a credit balance and thus it is effectively negative.

      Further confusion arises because when your bank prints your statement and talks about your account they refer to their liability to you. Thus, when you deposit a check they credit "your account" and when you withdraw money they debit "your account". In reality, it is not in fact your account but is rather their account of what they owe you if you decided to withdraw all of your money immediately.

      Obviously they don't ever let you have a debit (note: positive) balance because then you'd owe them money. They always want to owe you money because that is the business they are in.

      This is perhaps more readily apparent if you come up with a more similar transaction. Say you earn interest on money in your savings or checking account. You would of course expect them to credit "your account" for the amount of that interest. This is a good example vs. deposits/withdrawls because it's not a transaction you initiated. Now, say a company gives an employee some stock options. What they are doing is giving the employee money. So, wouldn't you expect them to credit their ledger?

      Another way to think of it is that if you have a debit balance on your ledger (say you are a banker) then that means someone is in debt to you. Or you could say that if the banker has a debit balance on his ledger then you are in debt to the banker. The etymology of debit reflects this.

      Now, let's get back to the stock options. Put on your corporate accountant hat. You (the company) has granted options to an employee. This means the employee has the option to buy up to x shares of stock at the price it was when you granted the options (or possibly when you declare the options have been granted). When at some unknown time in the future this transaction occurs the employee is going to give you cash. You know this amount in advance because you have fixed the price the employee will have to pay for the stock. What you don't know is what you'll have to pay (an expense) to buy this stock for the employee. What price will shareholders charge and thus what will your cost for that stock be? When the transaction ultimately occurs it is two transactions. One will take money from the employee and debit (increase the value of) some cash (equivalent) asset account. The other will cost you money and credit (decrease the value of) some cash (equivalent) asset account. Since the employee is unlikely to exercise options that cost him money you can be sure that ultimately it will cost you money resulting in a credit to your net worth. But how much and when? Who knows!

      It is at this point where I have to leave it because I am not an accountant but rather a programmer. All I can tell you is that there are various accepted models for determining the price you will probably have to pay for the shares in the future. That is how you can determine your effective liability. It is very much a "guessing game" since the best you can do is use some probabilistic method.

      This is all assuming of course that you do want to record the liability. There is also some chance that the options will expire and never be exercised! It's not so much that I'm not an accountant but more that I'm not a fortune teller.

      Ultimately, a stock option grant results in an increase of projected liability. But in recent years some people want to see this accounted for not as an increase in projected liability but

  13. Please, RTFA before posting inane comments by Cherita+Chen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Once again /.'ers are chomping at the bit to slam corporate America, Steve Jobs, etc... Without having read the article. Please RTFA before posting your comments. You only stand to raise the collective IQ of slashdot and make it a more intelligent place to gather.

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    1. Re:Please, RTFA before posting inane comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

    2. Re:Please, RTFA before posting inane comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does RTFA have to do with alleged corruption by corporate Apple officials? The article doesn't make the allegation go away.

      You talk like a shill.

    3. Re:Please, RTFA before posting inane comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the parent post said, you should RTFA! If you did, you would understand that Apple initiated the investigation, and that it was 'former' employees who were believed responsible...

    4. Re:Please, RTFA before posting inane comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again /.'ers are chomping at the bit to slam corporate America, Steve Jobs, etc...

      Yeah, because Slashdot loves to bash Steve Jobs! Err, what?

      Seriously though, it's pretty much the other way round. As soon as there's an even remotely negative Apple story people like you crawl out from under your iMacs to come to the defense of almighty Jobs and his incorporated personal cult. We've had two stories today about large companies accused of wrongdoing. In the first case, MS was accused of sending laptops to bloggers with Vista installed. No matter that they didn't ask for anything in exchange, that they didn't tell bloggers to keep quiet about the origin of the laptops, or that it is pretty much standard procedure for any large company to send out freebies this way -- they were slammed anyway. Where were you then? The second story, about a pretty obvious case of fraud, which people might actually go to jail for in an Enron like scandal (albeit of lesser magnitude), however, you deem worthy of your calls for due process and careful reflection.

      Fanboys will be fanboys.

    5. Re:Please, RTFA before posting inane comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First off, I'm definitely not an Apple "Fanboy". I have never owned an apple product other than an ipod. My point is that folks are so quick to post their uninformed inflammatory opinions without having read the article. And if you read the first 10 posts in this thread, a portion of them were obviously written without reading the article.

      The very fact that you responded in the fashion you did suggests that you didn't read the article or the thread... so, FUCK OFF!

    6. Re:Please, RTFA before posting inane comments by CDarklock · · Score: 1

      But... but... we don't come here for the intelligence. We come here for the retarded arguments.

      Or is that just me?

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    7. Re:Please, RTFA before posting inane comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, I'm definitely not an Apple "Fanboy".

      Anyone who thinks Slashdotters in general are fond of bashing Steve Jobs is the epitome of an Apple fanboy.

      My point is that folks are so quick to post their uninformed inflammatory opinions without having read the article.

      Yeah, and my point was that people will always do that, on some stories more than others. Apple stories are not among them. So why chose this particular article for your little tirade if you're not just another of Steve Jobs little bitches?

      And if you read the first 10 posts in this thread, a portion of them were obviously written without reading the article.

      Will you please find me one single Slashdot story, ever, where "a portion" of the first 10 posts weren't written by people who didn't read the article? I don't know if you're as new to this place as your user ID suggest, mr 936255, but your comments certainly suggest so. For your information: nobody ever reads TFA, mmkay? That's not the way we do things around here.

      The very fact that you responded in the fashion you did suggests that you didn't read the article or the thread... so, FUCK OFF!

      If I understood you correctly, the aim of your original post was to elevate the general level of discourse around here. Do you think invectives in all caps help to achieve that?

      I wonder why you don't post under your account, Cherita Chen. Afraid to be modded down like the troll you are? (Before you ask: I don't have one.)

    8. Re:Please, RTFA before posting inane comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pretty funny; someone without an account calling another a noob. I love this place.

    9. Re:Please, RTFA before posting inane comments by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
      pretty funny; someone without an account calling another a noob. I love this place.
      You must be new here...
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    10. Re:Please, RTFA before posting inane comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHA! I honestly didn't think of that at the time I posted, but I agree it's pretty funny.

      (For the record, I've been around since UIDs were in the low 5 digit range. Maybe I should have said that I used to have an account many years ago that I've stopped using rather than that I don't have one at all.)

  14. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by Divebus · · Score: 1

    "...and Apple who always got stolen from of all people."

    Oh, sure, NOW the Government is looking!

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  15. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eh? The accusations are that Apple followed what were believed to be legitimate and standard accounting practices at the time. I do not think a headline a case makes. Who exactly got robbed?

  16. Not one to dogpile Apple, but... by hypermanng · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If Jobs was aware of the problems but didn't take appropriate action it could still damage the company more than the non-story linked might imply. Essentially, Jobs has been hailed as a hero by fanboys and shareholders alike, and anything significantly tarnishing his tenure might remove some of the aura of invulnerability Apple has acquired in recent years. I don't by any means imply that Jobs' um, job is in danger, but it might complicate business partnerships and other strategic moves that Apple needs to remain competitive. iPod dominance aside, Apple's position is at least assailable, if not so tenuous as it was a decade ago. To reach its growth targets it has to navigate agreements with telecom providers like Cingular as well as convince say, Intel and Toshiba to continue to give it most-favored-nation status. Apple isn't Dell or Microsoft to expect to make demands of suppliers and partners with impunity.

    Not yet, anyway, and maybe never, if the next round of initiatives (smart phone, media ventures, etc.) collapses.

    Distracting Jobs and blemishing his heretofore immaculate turtleneck might have more consequences than just an easy story for everyone from CNET to AP report and re-report.

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    1. Re:Not one to dogpile Apple, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one's putting down an iPod at an Apple Store or holding off buying a MacBook because possible improprieties. Trust me, this is fluff, probably being pushed by someone who just plain ol' don't like Apple. Is it serious, yes. It it important? no. I'd eat my hat if we get a Steve Jobs perp walk out of this.

    2. Re:Not one to dogpile Apple, but... by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand. Jobs may have been aware of the back dating and back dating is not illegal. What is illegal is that the accounting people did not adjust their numbers for each quarter where the backdating occurred to reflect this action. It may be that Jobs was not aware that the backdating had not been taken into account for the quarterly statements.

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  17. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, no, no.

    Steve Jobs is a very integrative, honest person and would never do something as bad. After all, Apple's slogan is "Do no evil."

  18. Re:Apple is getting away with too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how could Jobs afford to hire his own attourney with a measly $1 salary? You damn well better believe he's profiting somehow if he can personally hire an attourney.

          You know, this year I had a bad year and actually lost money. But I'm still a multimillionaire, and can afford an attorney. Your argument does not hold, idiot.

  19. Hi, I'm a Mac... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and I'm the SEC. Please get in the car.

  20. playing aggresively by fermion · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I know that to win, one has to play aggressively, and there is a great benefit to controlling knowledge about internal company details, which can be quite difficult to do for a publicly traded company. That said, I do hope that all companies that lied about executive compensation get nailed to the wall, even Apple. Becoming a publicly traded company is choosing to be transparent to the public. The money that comes in with a stock offering is not free. That money cannot be arbitrarily spent as it might be in a private company. I have worked in private companies and the freedom is wonderful. I have worked in public company, and the transparency is a pain in the ass. But, again, the public money does not come for free. There is a price to be paid

    The price is that executives can no longer spend company money on whatever they wish. Executives cannot arbitrarily set pay. What we have seen in the past twenty years is scam to increase executive pay while simultaneously decreasing exposure to risk, while in the truly private sector, the opposite is true. The stock option is the classic example. It is marketed as a method to align the executives interest with the stockholder interest. If the stock rises, the executive gets rewarded. In reality, just like bonuses, the behind the scene negotiations guarantees the money no matter the state of the company.

    In reality, these new breeds of corporations, with their bloated bureaucracy, with no other purpose than to create meaningless work that justifies it's existence, and raise prices and cut research to free enough money to pay for these non productive agents, are indistinguishable from any other massively bloated public entity. The similarities to congress, who wants to vote in a pay raise every year, but can't complete the minimum job requirements like passing a budget, are amazing.

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  21. apple store closed by matsuva · · Score: 1

    for new iSteal launch

  22. And the dead giveaway was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that the forged documents were laser-etched on glossy black plastic stationery, instead of being of the usual black-ink-on-white-paper type.

  23. Oblig.: Apple's next major product... by EricTheGreen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...the iCheat

  24. Re:Apple is getting away with too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe we should do some research on this. How would a fucking billionaire, making "a measly $1 salary", be able to afford an attorney? I'm stumped. If you figure it out, let me know.

  25. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by mrbooze · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Backdating options is a legitimate accounting practice? It's never been allowed at any of the places I worked, where more than once I had options issued shortly after a huge aberrant stock spike and thus my option price was set so high that it never became profitable. I would have *loved* to have had them backdated, but had understood it was illegal to do so.

  26. Corporate crisis PR playbook by haggie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Use one or more of the following: 1.) "We have launched our own internal investigation..." 2.) "We are cooperating with authorities..." 3.) Imply that the offending personnel have long since left the company... 4.) Imply that CEO was unaware of wrong-doing... 5.) Use the phrase "a few bad apples..." Apple can't use #5 (for obvious reasons), but they have used the other four. Sounds about as believable as Tony Snow discussing Iraq...

    1. Re:Corporate crisis PR playbook by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Sounds about as believable as Tony Snow discussing Iraq...

      More like Clinton denying he had sex with an intern. I love bad partisan analogies!

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    2. Re:Corporate crisis PR playbook by gnasher719 · · Score: 3, Informative

      '' Use one or more of the following: 1.) "We have launched our own internal investigation..." 2.) "We are cooperating with authorities..." 3.) Imply that the offending personnel have long since left the company... 4.) Imply that CEO was unaware of wrong-doing... 5.) Use the phrase "a few bad apples..." Apple can't use #5 (for obvious reasons), but they have used the other four. Sounds about as believable as Tony Snow discussing Iraq... ''

      1) It was actually Apple who first found problems, told the SEC they had found problems, and started its own internal investigation.
      2) If a company says "we are NOT cooperating with authorities", the company has a real problem.
      3) Considering that this is about events from 1997 to 2002, it is not unusual that people leave a company in four years.
      4) Steve Jobs just made a cool 3500 million dollars by selling his share of Pixar; the whole case here is about options worth less than 17 million.

    3. Re:Corporate crisis PR playbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...except that no one died when Clinton lied. More people have died in Iraq to date than during the collapse of the twin towers.

      But please, more clinton blowjob cracks; god knows they're so relevant....

    4. Re:Corporate crisis PR playbook by evilviper · · Score: 1
      5.) Use the phrase "a few bad apples..." Apple can't use #5 (for obvious reasons),

      Because their irony meter would explode?

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    5. Re:Corporate crisis PR playbook by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      But please, more clinton blowjob cracks; god knows they're so relevant....

      Relevant like bringing up Tony Snow in a discussion about Apple?

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  27. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by baldass_newbie · · Score: 1, Troll

    Actually, this was the case with a lot of the 'corruption' cases that sprang up.
    Clinton's Justice Department was noticably lackadaisical about prosecuting or enforcing certain accounting standards (depends on what your definition of 'profit' is, I guess.)
    Anyway, when Bush comes into office, with a business background, 'fudging the numbers' is not cool. You either made a profit or you didn't, regardless of what shell offshore companies you bought.

    I have always found it curious that on Bush's watch all of these corrupt companies were brought to Justice (especially since Enron had Bush in their pocket, what with them hiring a Clinton official as spokesman) and yet Bush is tagged with fostering this corruption.
    I guess you can fool most of the people most of the time.

    I don't think Apple did anything other than do what they thought they could get away with (i.e. what everyone else was doing.) Besides, it's not like the rules for Exec Comp valuation don't change every other year (google 'Black Scholes Option Valuation' to get a sense.)

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  28. Mountain from a mole hill? by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

    Apple did have some rough spots during the second coming of Jobs. I doubt Jobs would have a financial care if Apple tanked because he was still successful with Pixar. But, those other execs may have lost faith in Job's vision and decided to implement plan B. I suspect they developed an immunity to reality-distortion fields due to long term exposure early on. Thus, in those uncertain days during the recession, they decided to to milk those stock options with creative accounting. Though they probably rank up there with the Enron crew, any damage they may have done is neglible. During their tenure, Apple didn't even layoff a lot of people. With Apple doing so well and the replacement of the execs, I see this blowing over with moderate to heavy fines.

    As for Jobs, whether he knew or not won't make a hugh amount of difference. Granted, if this had been any other company or he had been someone else, he would already be forced to resign. But, since Jobs is associated with Apple's recent success, I doubt any investor would ask for his head. I don't think they could find a replacement with his charisma, his vision, or his contacts. He is just too valuable.

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  29. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With as much as Jobs likes to chew people out, I'd like to hear how he confronts the execs...

  30. Re:Oblig.: Apple's next major product... by kirun · · Score: 1

    Why buy that? I heard an unsubstantiated rumour that Microsoft might be launching Stock Market Optimiser for Vista some time next year. You'd hate to buy that other product and then become incompatible with the industry standard, now, would you?

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  31. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by gnasher719 · · Score: 4, Informative

    '' Backdating options is a legitimate accounting practice? It's never been allowed at any of the places I worked, where more than once I had options issued shortly after a huge aberrant stock spike and thus my option price was set so high that it never became profitable. I would have *loved* to have had them backdated, but had understood it was illegal to do so. ''

    A company can give you any number of stock options it wishes, at any strike price it wishes. If the strike price is equal to the share price on the day the options are granted, the company does not have to pay any taxes on the grant. If the strike price is lower, then this is treated as if the company had given you cash, so you have to pay income tax, and the company has to register the difference as a loss. So it was always legal for the company to give you options at the share price at an earlier date, but YOU would have to pay income tax for it.

    What is NOT legal is to modify the grant date and so hide the fact that taxes need to be paid.

  32. Jobs hired a LAWYER? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jobs has reportedly hired his own attorney to deal with the SEC and Justice Department."

    That should prove he's guilty right there. Innocent people don't need no lawyers. they just explain to the judge why it's all a big misunderstandin'.

  33. The corporate lawyer is NOT your lawyer by nels_tomlinson · · Score: 4, Insightful
    . While Apple has said CEO Steve Jobs did not profit from the stock-option backdating, Jobs has reportedly hired his own attorney to deal with the SEC and Justice Department."

    This is probably a great time to remind everyone that unless you, personally, have paid your attorney's retainer, he is not your attorney. If the lawyers paid by Apple could save Apple a nickle by hanging an innocent Steve Jobs out to dry, they would be obligated to point out that fact to their client, who is not Steve Jobs.

    The moral of this is that even if your employer has paid for a lawyer, you still need your own lawyer, even if you really are as important as Steve Jobs thinks he is. Don't depend on your employer's lawyer to defend you. He'll sell you out as soon as it helps his client.

    1. Re:The corporate lawyer is NOT your lawyer by ozzee · · Score: 1

      In California at least, in most circumstances the company is required to pay your legal fees, including hiring those fees your "own" lawyer for cases where you're defending against a compaint that originated from doing your job.

    2. Re:The corporate lawyer is NOT your lawyer by nomadic · · Score: 2, Informative

      The best thing to do is ask whatever lawyer you're presented with, "are you representing me or are you representing my company?". If he says both, be careful. If he says just you, you should be good. I do think in a lot of situations it's in the company's best interest to protect their employees; they're usually being the one sued, and the last thing they want is a vengeful, sold-out employee who's willing to testify against them now.

  34. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by huckda · · Score: 1

    likely since the Government has all of their eggs in the Microsoft basket...

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  35. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by mrbooze · · Score: 1

    Aha, thanks for the explanation. That's a much better explanation than I ever got from the plan administrators for some reason.

  36. Culture will out by ShagratTheTitleless · · Score: 0

    Color me surprised that a DRM pushing company bent on vendor lock-in employs immoral weasels.

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    1. Re:Culture will out by RFaulder · · Score: 0

      DRM-pushing? If you don't want DRM on your iTunes music, don't buy it from the iTunes Store. All my music is from CD's, no DRM for me. And as for vendor lock-in, I paid to get the seamless integration Apple offers with my MacBook Pro, and it doesn't seem to me like Apple is going into despotic mode any time soon with a market share of 5%.

  37. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Damn, that was some ridiculous fanboism. Enron was a blue chip stock, caused the biggest bankruptcy the nation had ever seen, and screwed thousands of employees and shareholders. Applauding Bush's Justice Dept for investigating is like applauding me for pooping after consuming coffee and a bran muffin. If it didn't happen, something was seriously wrong.

    Moreover, it was the downfall of Enron that highlighted Arthur Andersen and eventually exposed World Com. It's not like the Justice Dept. was on some sort of corporate crime crack down. They were dealing with the blatantly obvious.

    Moreover, before you start cheerleading about "all of these corrupt companies were brought to Justice," I would suggest that you look at current practices for awarding and funding contracts for security, military, and reconstruction projects.

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  38. Is Apple still a /. sanction company? by Bamafan77 · · Score: 1

    I just want to know if Apple should now be delisted from the list of "Officially Slashdot Sanctioned Companies". It hasn't been a good year for these companies, what with Google rolling over for China, Reiser murdering his wife, and now Apple playing financial dirty tricks. :)

    1. Re:Is Apple still a /. sanction company? by FxChiP · · Score: 1

      Reiser (as in Hans Reiser/ReiserFS creator) murdered his wife?

  39. It's a FUD-rucker by SeaFox · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Why does Steve Jobs need an army of lawyers if he didn't do anything wrong?

    Why should you object to us searching your car if you're not carrying any drugs in it?
    Why should you care if we listen to your phone conversations if you're not plotting terrorism?
    Why do you own a gun if you're not being attacked right now and don't plan on killing anyone?

    Why are you using the psudonym "Orion Blaster" if you have the right to free speech?

    Secondly, Steve Jobs hired an attorney, singular. Not "an army of lawyers". Thanks for playing the exaggeration game though.

    What other documents were faked? Was the turn-a-round of Apple into a profitable company faked as well? Did Apple cook the books Enron style?

    If some documents have been faked, there must be others. Just like if some music on your PC is pirated, you must have stolen all of it...

    Yes, the backdating of stocks, the result of which gave MORE money to executives, caused Apple to be MORE profitable. [rolleyes]

    Enron's issues were more than "cooking the books". The media portrays the entire Enron mess as a few guys changing a bunch of numbers in a ledger and a bunch of shredding of documents that proved their numbers were wrong. It goes further than that, into the realm of coercing power plant managers and tampering with the energy market itself. Remember those rolling blackout in California a few years ago? Those had nothing to do with an actual shortage of energy production ability verses demand in the summer months.
    1. Re:It's a FUD-rucker by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      My car was searched, my phone lines are tapped, and I do own a gun, yet I never hired a lawyer to protect myself and I never did anything wrong. Orion Blastar is a nickname and it is tied to my real name via paper trails and even things on the Internet.

      Usually one hires a lawyer after they get sued or charged with a crime. So what is Jobs being sued over and what crime is he charged with? Can't answer that? Maybe you are the one with FUD here?

      Steve Jobs may have one lawyer speaking for him right now, but Jobs and Apple have an army of lawyers on retainer. I know that because they used them to sue the Bejesus out of Microsoft, and they used them to defend them from a Xerox lawsuit. Are you saying that Jobs and Apple only have one lawyer on retainer that handles everything for them? What FUD are you spreading now?

      Gee, Apple gave more money to executives than they should have, now where do you suppose that money came from, and how did they hide that fact in the books when the SEC checked it and didn't see the extra money being handed to the Executives, yet it was in the profits for some reason as part of some coverup because obviously they put it in as some sort of investment, just like Enron did when their executives got themselves more money than they were supposed to get. Gee, what a coincidink. Couldn't happen again in a million years! Could the money Apple gave to executives could have been used to give more dividends to the stock holders, and shouldn't that money be taxed as well, and shouldn't not doing that be theft and tax fraud? Do you really have any idea how a business works, or are you some Liberal Moonbat who thinks that Apple just gets their money for free and gives it out for free and has a right to pay their executives any amount they wish, and not give it to the shareholders as they promised to, and that they have the right to hide that fact from the public and the government?

      All I am saying is that something smells fishy at Apple, and there may be more to this than meets the eye. I don't think that the public are being given enough information about this at this time.

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    2. Re:It's a FUD-rucker by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      My car was searched, my phone lines are tapped, and I do own a gun, yet I never hired a lawyer to protect myself and I never did anything wrong.

      You didn't answer any of the questions. This is your logic. And according to it you must be a terrorist-serial-killer with a side job as a drug runner. After all, comrade, the police don't pull over innocent citizens to search their cars!

      Orion Blastar is a nickname and it is tied to my real name via paper trails and even things on the Internet.

      Yeah, I checked out some of your other sites on the internet. And from them I'm getting the distinct idea you're about 16. So you're too young to legally own a gun.

      Usually one hires a lawyer after they get sued or charged with a crime. So what is Jobs being sued over and what crime is he charged with? Can't answer that? Maybe you are the one with FUD here?

      How does my inability to answer a question spread fear, uncertainty, or doubt about Steve Jobs? Do you even know what FUD is?

      Steve Jobs may have one lawyer speaking for him right now, but Jobs and Apple have an army of lawyers on retainer.

      Please remember that "Steve Jobs" and "Apple Computer, Inc." are separate entities. Therefore I was correct. "Steve Jobs" does not have an army of lawyers, as you stated.

      I know that because they used them to sue the Bejesus out of Microsoft, and they used them to defend them from a Xerox lawsuit.

      You're basing an assumption Apple has lawyers on retainer on two events that occured, what, ten years apart? I'm not disputing that Apple has lawyers on retainer but to base this on just these two cases is dumb.

      Are you saying that Jobs and Apple only have one lawyer on retainer that handles everything for them?

      No, you're just putting words in my mouth now. I have only stated so far that Steve Jobs has seeked the counsel of a single lawyer, not "an army" of them. I am sure Apple Computer has multiple lawyers, though. Also, Jobs just recently sought the services of this lawyer, as TFA says. So the lawyer is certainly not on retainer. I'll link that since you don't seem to know what the phrase means.

      What FUD are you spreading now?

      Once again, your accusation does not fit anything I have said. Your original post suggested the only reason Jobs would need a lawyer is because he was guilty, creating fear he might be in legal trouble. Then, you suggested that if some financial documents were falsified that others maybe too, this created uncertainty into the accounting of Apple Computer as a whole. Then you compared Apple Computer to a famous example of a corrupt corporation, trying to make people doubt whether Apple computer really had turned their fortunes around as it looked like they had on paper these last six years. The only one who has spreading FUD here is you.

      Gee, Apple gave more money to executives than they should have, now where do you suppose that money came from

      The money came from stock options. There's no "extra money being given to executives" to hide. What we are seeing here is what is known as a "Long Call" scenario for Stock Options. The date the stock options are granted the price is frozen so to speak at those levels. So later on, after the price has risen a considerable amount the executive can buy a bunch of stock at it's original, lower price, and reap a huge profit. It appears what happened here was the date of option granting was changed so it appears the share price was lower than what it actually was when they were granted. Any actual money would have come from selling the stock after buying it

    3. Re:It's a FUD-rucker by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      You completely ignored that the document was falsified, Apple is trying to protect Jobs, and by your faulty logic Jobs is innocent because if you ignore the falsified document and that the iCEO is responsible for everything the company does and every other piece of evidence, yes there is nothing to show that Jobs could have possibly done anything wrong.

      I am not 16 years-old by the way, and I used to work for a law firm, and I know what slime they used to protect because they were corporate lawyers who represented companies like Apple.

      "You didn't answer any of the questions. This is your logic. And according to it you must be a terrorist-serial-killer with a side job as a drug runner. After all, comrade, the police don't pull over innocent citizens to search their cars!"

      Didn't you read my profile? I am a terrorist-serial-killer from 4096 AD because I was a space pirate ninja who traveled back in time. Didn't you also notice that those who argue with me and call me names end up vanishing off of the Internet? Never a body to be found, because I possibly am a cannibal and ate the body? That I am also very smart and can hide evidence and nobody can catch me? You still want to argue with me and call me names after all of that is revealed? Maybe I'm just bullshitting with you, then again maybe not?

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    4. Re:It's a FUD-rucker by SeaFox · · Score: 1
      You completely ignored that the document was falsified,

      I have not made any pronouncements regarding the validity of the document. Feel free to quote the relevant potion of my reply where I state that no false documents have been submitted by Apple to the SEC.

      Apple is trying to protect Jobs, and by your faulty logic Jobs is innocent because if you ignore the falsified document and that the iCEO is responsible for everything the company does...

      A CEO is not solely responsible for everything a company does. I also have not stated what my feelings are to Jobs guilt in the matter. You, however, have made the assumption he is guilty based solely on the fact he has sought personal representation in the matter.

      Apple is trying to protect Jobs... wow, who'd have thought a company would try to protect leadership that has played a great role in the company's success.

      and every other piece of evidence...

      What other evidence would that be? Besides a falsified stock options statement do you have any other evidence you can link to, evidence relevant to this particular case?

      yes there is nothing to show that Jobs could have possibly done anything wrong.

      The stock options for Apple are administered by an independent panel. Not Apple's board itself. Steve Jobs was not directly involved with the document itself. It appears from recent reports the problem is the Apple Board meeting where Jobs was granted the options never actually occurred and were made up on paper.

      I am not 16 years-old by the way, and I used to work for a law firm, and I know what slime they used to protect because they were corporate lawyers who represented companies like Apple.

      Whatever. A statement I have no way of verifying. What you are on the internet is what you write and portray yourself as. If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck...

      Oh, I see Apple came out with their delayed 10Q for second quarter 2006 and their 10K. They have released a statement about the stock options scandal. Need to shave $84 million off their profits statements for the years going back to 1997 (that's $84 million total for all those years combined). $4 mil for the 2006 year, $7 mil for 2005, during which time they made over a billion in profits each of those years. So you were right after all, Apple was about 1% less profitable as they have been telling us, for those two years anyway. OMG! I'd better sell all my Apple stock! They are so doooomed!

      Didn't you read my profile? I am a terrorist-serial-killer from 4096 AD because I was a space pirate ninja who traveled back in time.

      You expect me to believe you used to work at a law firm after making a statement like that? What position did you hold? Janitor?

      Didn't you also notice that those who argue with me and call me names end up vanishing off of the Internet?

      The only person who seems to disappear is YOU in disgrace, running off with you tail between your legs to a new blog site after being too much harassment at your old one, kinda like a garden-variety forums troll.

      Never a body to be found, because I possibly am a cannibal and ate the body? That I am also very smart and can hide evidence and nobody can catch me? You still want to argue with me and call me names after all of that is revealed? Maybe I'm just bullshitting with you, then again maybe not?

      quack quack quack
    5. Re:It's a FUD-rucker by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Ignore is not the same as deny. I wouldn't expect an obvious Neanderthal like you to understand the difference anyway.

      I never said he was guilty, I only said I wondered why he needed lawyers in this case and asked if he had something to hide. Asking a question is not the same as saying someone is guilty. It is you who are making false assumptions.

      Yes there is other evidence, like executives cashed in their stock options, the money trail, the emails over the document, etc. That lead the SEC and others to find out about the falsified document.

      I was a programmer/analysis for the law firm. Thanks for asking. I made more money in one year than you would even see in three years. I worked on projects that you don't even have any hopes of understanding how they work. I graduated with a bachelors of science with a 3.91 GPA, and I'll bet you never even got past a C average.

      So you admit to trolling my old blog site? I guess those death threats and messages telling me to kill myself came from you then? I don't die so easily, you know.

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    6. Re:It's a FUD-rucker by SeaFox · · Score: 1
      I never said he was guilty, I only said I wondered why he needed lawyers in this case and asked if he had something to hide. Asking a question is not the same as saying someone is guilty. It is you who are making false assumptions.

      Actually, asking a question is certainly a way of making accusations. It's been used as past tactic by the mass media and political campaigns. You original question was "Why does Steve Jobs need an army of lawyers if he didn't do anything wrong?" Your questions poses the idea that there is no reason to have a lawyer unless one is guilty. Therefore, an individual needing "an army of lawyers" must be guilty of something. You're making the same stupid technicality arguments a politician in a smear campaign does. You expected your reader to read between the lines and now someone's called you out on it. Then, when I quickly pointed out your error in exaggerating the size of Jobs's counsel you tried to change it into an "are we talking about Steve Jobs or Steve Jobs and Apple combined?" argument.

      I was a programmer/analysis for the law firm. Thanks for asking. I made more money in one year than you would even see in three years.

      Really? Tell me, how much money did I make in the last three years? You must know the answer to be able to compare our salaries.
      Since you don't know anything about me, your statement can be nothing more than a gross assumption.

      I worked on projects that you don't even have any hopes of understanding how they work.

      Once, again. ASSUMPTION! Even worse, you make this assumption on a forum frequented by many programmers. I'm sure a large proportion of the community on Slashdot would understand how your projects work.

      I graduated with a bachelors of science with a 3.91 GPA, and I'll bet you never even got past a C average.

      Given how accurate your predictions were for Apple's stock issues, perhaps you should rethink any future wagers.

      So you admit to trolling my old blog site? I guess those death threats and messages telling me to kill myself came from you then? I don't die so easily, you know.

      I never admitted to 'trolling' any of your damn blogs. Do you have a statement by me where I said I did? I can read a website without writing inflammatory or threatening statements on it, which is more that you can say, and I'm sure many of the "Linux Sociopaths" here would agree.
    7. Re:It's a FUD-rucker by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Your posting style matches the writing style used to leave threats, even using the "duck" reference. It is called deduction.

      Amazing how a CEO takes credit when a company is profitable, but when something bad happens, all of a sudden they are quick pass the blame somewhere else. So much for "The buck stops here" way of thinking. Like you, many refuse to take responsibility for the positions they hold and what their companies are doing or not doing.

      It seems you suggest a career as a parent I wonder how much that pays you?

      You seem to talk about applying for supermarkets for a career.

      Apparently you want children to be more responsible just not adults like you and Apple Execs, if you actually are an adult.

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    8. Re:It's a FUD-rucker by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Your posting style matches the writing style used to leave threats, even using the "duck" reference. It is called deduction.

      Deduction, eh? So which am I doing? Subtracting? Deducing? I have to admit, I am following deduction when it comes to logic, but that has nothing to do with threatening or ducks. Unless, you find my ability to "use reasoning to make conclusions based on a premises" threatening your ability to spread conclusions based on conjecture. [grin]

      Amazing how a CEO takes credit when a company is profitable, but when something bad happens, all of a sudden they are quick pass the blame somewhere else. So much for "The buck stops here" way of thinking.

      Steve Jobs's contribution to Apple's profitability is very real. Upon his return to CEO (in an interim capacity at the time) one of the first things he did was kill off old projects that were leeching money off the company. Returning focus of Apple to its core products helped conserve money while the company as a whole regrouped. Also, remember that Apple's inability to ship a major, modernizing update to the Classic Mac OS was causing loss of investor confidence and contributing to the problems at Apple. OSX is based off NeXTStep, the operating system made by NeXT, which is the company of -- Steve Jobs. Had Steve not started NeXT after being ousted from Apple originally, the new MacOS would have had to been based off BeOS. The earlier statement by me that Steve was greatly responsible for Apple's turnaround was my own opinion, not Steve's inflated ego.

      It seems you suggest a career as a parent I wonder how much that pays you?

      Uh, no. If you'd really read my post, and TFA the summary is for, you'd see I suggested more people try the job of a parent on a trial basis before they decide to take on the responsibility permanently. I think many people have kids without considering how big a job it really is. Also, not to sound corny here, but I'm sure many people with children would tell you that being a parent is very rewarding and pays them immensely, though not in dollars. The fact you would only think about the rewards of a career in a paycheck perspective also shows you probably are fairly young.

      You seem to talk about applying for supermarkets for a career.

      Once again, your statement has no basis in reality. The original Ask Slashdot poster was upset they could not fill out the job application on paper and the provided kiosk was having hardware issues. Rather than do even cursory research on other ways of applying, the submitter came to this website to play the U.S. classic "victim" thinking of calling a lawyer. The application was available online and the submitter could have filled it out from the comfort of their own armchair, had they bothered to look. I never made any statement about grocery stores as career choices.

      Apparently you want children to be more responsible just not adults like you and Apple Execs, if you actually are an adult.

      There is nothing wrong with wanting children to be more responsible. Children will fall down, get hurt, have problems in their lives. The 'culture of fear' perpetrated by the media (and to a lesser extent) the government, create the idea in parents heads that their children are constantly in danger. This combined with heightened competition in school and the job market and the desire for parents to see their children have a smooth journey while growing up leads them to be overprotective and intercede more often in the course of their lives than they should.

      They don't want to see their children fail or get hurt, but their efforts ultimately hamper their child's ability to learn to deal with these situations on their own. Children grow to be adults, and mom and dad wont be their forever. What will they do when they get o

    9. Re:It's a FUD-rucker by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Notice how you take things off-topic. There was a forged document, a problem with the accounting books, and emails captured that showed there was something screwy going on with the stock options.

      Steve Jobs is the CEO of Apple, and must sign off on the accounting books, stock options, and other decisions that a CEO makes. A CEO takes responsibility for his actions and behaviors and the actions and behaviors of his company and the people working under him. The CEO is accountable to the board of directors and the stock holders, but also the SEC and other government agencies. To suggest that the CEO does not sign off on the accounting books, official documents on stock options, and has no idea of what people under him are doing, paints Steve Jobs as a very poor CEO who cannot even manage his own company. So I give you two possible options:

      Option #1 Steve Jobs is incompetent and was used as a puppet by those under him.

      Option #2 Steve Jobs is not incompetent and knew of everything going on, and is involved somehow but is using a lawyer to protect himself.

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    10. Re:It's a FUD-rucker by SeaFox · · Score: 1
      Notice how you take things off-topic.

      So all those posts of mine you linked in your last reply, they were relevant to the stock options issues at Apple how? This conversation was taken off-topic long before this, by you. Probably about this point where you called me a Neanderthal.

      There was a forged document, a problem with the accounting books, and emails captured that showed there was something screwy going on with the stock options.

      All of which would have been scrutinized as part of Apple's own internal investigation and the SEC's. There is no conspiracy theory here.

      Steve Jobs is the CEO of Apple, and must sign off on the accounting books, stock options, and other decisions that a CEO makes.

      I'm sorry, you are incorrect. Steve Jobs does not sign off on his own stock options. The board of directors approves those motions and in Apple's case, an independent panel also makes decisions about compensation.

      A CEO takes responsibility for his actions and behaviors and the actions and behaviors of his company and the people working under him. The CEO is accountable to the board of directors and the stock holders, but also the SEC and other government agencies. To suggest that the CEO does not sign off on the accounting books, official documents on stock options, and has no idea of what people under him are doing, paints Steve Jobs as a very poor CEO who cannot even manage his own company.

      I'm pretty sure the CFO is more directly responsible for the books than the CEO. And in the Apple stock options case, that person is being held accountable for quite a bit of this.

      CEOs cannot be responsible for every little aspect of the company's running, that's why they have their subordinate executives. This isn't like a ship in the Queen's navy where the captain is directly responsible for all actions of the crew. I bring that up as you reminded me of a major plot point of Star Trek VI.

      So I give you two possible options:
      Option #1 Steve Jobs is incompetent and was used as a puppet by those under him.
      Option #2 Steve Jobs is not incompetent and knew of everything going on, and is involved somehow but is using a lawyer to protect himself.

      Now you're creating a false dichotomy, a common logical flaw.

      There are several lawsuits pending over the stock options scandal and they were all targeting Steve Jobs, now almost all of them have been amended to list Apple Computer, Inc as the defendant instead. This topic is a dead horse. The investigation is over, Steve Jobs has been cleared of wrongdoing. You can go back to squirting people with your Zune now.
  40. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by dieth · · Score: 0, Troll

    and Apple who always got stolen from of all people. Get your facts straight, Apple stole most of there original stuff from Xerox.
  41. Re:Is Apple the Enron of Computer Companies? by rob1980 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why does Steve Jobs need an army of lawyers if he didn't do anything wrong?

    Because the right to legal counsel applies to CEOs too?

  42. The Purpose Of Lawyers..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jobs needs alot of lawyers, because each lawyer he has means more padding between him when he hits the concrete.

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  43. gangsta by Danzigism · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobby Jobs, you need to get yo'self a Snoop Doggy Dogg

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  44. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by Rosonowski · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Get YOUR facts straight, they legitimately purchased those technologies from Xerox.

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  45. Re:Is Apple the Enron of Computer Companies? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
    Why does Steve Jobs need an army of lawyers if he didn't do anything wrong?
    So, what you are saying, is that no one (and certainly not the government) ever commences or threatens legal action against someone who hasn't done anything wrong, and that having professional, capable legal advice can't help someone who has done nothing wrong demonstrate that? Wow. Nice world you live in. Nothing like the one over here, though.
  46. This is what Enron was up to... by argent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It goes further than that, into the realm of coercing power plant managers and tampering with the energy market itself.

    No kidding.

    "Tonight ... we want you guys to get a little creative ... come up with a reason to go down..." "... our electricity happens to be on-shift tonight ..."

  47. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

    "when Bush comes into office, with a business background, 'fudging the numbers' is not cool. "

    I sort of threw up a little in my mouth when I read that.

  48. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by rtechie · · Score: 2, Informative

    Clinton's Justice Department was noticably lackadaisical about prosecuting or enforcing certain accounting standards (depends on what your definition of 'profit' is, I guess.)
    Anyway, when Bush comes into office, with a business background, 'fudging the numbers' is not cool. You either made a profit or you didn't, regardless of what shell offshore companies you bought.


    Um, no. Bush's Justice Department didn't move one finger to increase prosecaution for bad accounting practices until after there was huge public outcry over Enron, Worldcom, and other companies and then dragged their feet on prosecutions. Bush is strongly associated with Enron because Bush is a former business partner of Bush, among other things. Enron is Bush's #1 lifetime donor and his biggest contributor in the 2000 campaign. Bush has called Ken Lay a personal friend. He was also a personal friend of Dick Cheney. and part of his "Energy Task Force". It has been confirmed that Ken Lay was poised to be named as Secretary of Energy before the Enron scandal broke.

    Bush is tagged with fostering this corruption.

    Largely because he did. But most people throw the lion's share of the blame at the corrupt Republican congress for passing legislation that fostered a culture of abuse.

  49. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excuse the pun, but isn't interesting that you can copy something from Xerox, a copier company.

  50. True dat by hypermanng · · Score: 1

    I thought about this after I posted, but it seems disingenuous for the article to mention his knowledge if it was merely of the backdating rather than of fradulent reporting. Perhaps it's a sort of "on his watch" sort of thing, which holds a little water, but certainly nothing criminal. That's just a management mistake and weighed against Jobs' other achievements is barely something to shrug about.

    Unless you're determined to be pissed off at Jobs, I guess.

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  51. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by THE+anonymus+coward · · Score: 1

    I just spent waaaay too much time with your sig...

    public class doh
    {
            public static int i;
            public static void main(String[] args)
            {
                    for(i = 'a'; i = 'z' ; i++)
                            System.out.println( (char) i + " " + i);
            }
    }

    just to tell me what it says.

    I don't suppose I could suggest:

    01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110111 01111001 01100101 01110010 00101110

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  52. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ohh, and it's also worth noting that Apple called themselves out on the backdating of options. They announced it and started their own internal investigation 5 months ago. After it was concluded in October they publicly disclosed "serious concerns" of accounting fraud and options backdating by the CFO and senior vice president. The two have since "resigned."

    So, ya, hiphip freak'n hooray for the Department of Justice. The Department of Justice started investigating a crime after the criminal notified them of the crime and started handing over evidence. I hope Alberto Gonzales has gold stars for everyone's awesome investigatory investigiveness.

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  53. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

    If by "stole" you mean "licenced for Xerox' significant profit" and by "there original stuff" you mean "the starting point of what evolved over time through great effort into a usable GUI-based operating system" then your statement is correct.

  54. Re:Oops! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    It's "Don't be evil". And that's not Apple, that's Google.

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  55. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by Rosonowski · · Score: 1

    Won't fit in the 120 character limit for sigs. =)

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  56. Hmmm. No wonder their options... by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1

    felt snappier.

  57. It's not flamebait, the declaration was not timely by bgalbrecht · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's still fraud if the backdating occurred, and it's no less serious just because Apple pre-empted any SEC investigations. Most criminals don't get off scot-free just because they turn themselves in when it becomes obvious that the authorities are about to arrest them.

    If the stock options were backdated are not declared, then the Apple officers receiving them were actually receiving additional compensation of the difference between the options' declared price on the backdated date, and the price on the real date of the option grant, and it's a cost to the company that is hidden, therefore overstating earnings, and fraud. If it had been declared at the time, it wouldn't have been fraud. It's not enough to just declare it now.

  58. please.... by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

    because only guilty people bring lawyers to court? i hope you never get picked for jury duty.

    besides... this is over paperwork, and iirc there was some loophole that some financial people felt they were taking advantage of and that's why so much of this recently is in the news. Steve Jobs would be crazy not to have a good lawyer.

    this won't do anything to productivity at Apple, no matter what happens. look at other cases of this recently in the news.

  59. Batch Jobs in queue by yusing · · Score: 1

    Somehow I just can't see Jobs needing the money badly enough. I mean, $400mill from selling nExt ... there must have been some left even after he paid Canon back...

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  60. why this matters by MEForeman · · Score: 3, Informative

    before, the SEC would get mad. now the SEC has the teeth. since companies must value outstanding options which decrease company assets (and profits), and understating of value of the options is a violation of the SEC acts of 1933 and 1934. This carries real prison time and real fines. If they're convicted it's a felony and they can't serve as an Executive officer or on the board of any SEC-reporting company. AKA they get fired. kinda sweet, i think. and you can thank worldcom for this one. this is a big thing they did.

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  61. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    Applauding Bush's Justice Dept for investigating is like applauding me for pooping after consuming coffee and a bran muffin. That line radiates awesome.
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  62. I do not work for them by gelfling · · Score: 1

    And I do not own any stock so I do not care. OTOH the company I work for is a bunch of slick theives who are doing this too - except with armies of in-house counsel covering their tracks as the rest of us peons get stuck with a poker. I guess when they get caught I'll be cheering.

  63. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and yet Bush is tagged with fostering this corruption

    #include <halliburton_rebuttal.h>

    Yeah, and we'll be watching just how long before the Bush admin. blames the incoming democratic controlled congress for the budget deficit created by BushCo.

  64. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    Anyway, when Bush comes into office, with a business background, 'fudging the numbers' is not cool...(especially since Enron had Bush in their pocket...)...

    Very confusing...Considering Bush's "business" background, I wouldn't trust him to run a lemonade stand.

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  65. I'd get prison for this type income tax fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd get prison time for this type of income tax fraud/evasion.

    I'd hope that more than a few of these fraudlent option backdating schemes land executives in prison since this should surely violate the Sarbanes Oxley statement that the executives signed in the last couple years.

    I'd guess that given the precident that Sony apparently got away with a large crime in breaking into my computer to install a back-door rootkit without my permission. I'd go to jail for doing that to 1000s of computers around the world. Why did Sony not get truely run out of the USA music business (prevented from selling music in the USA) and/or the responsable Sony employees go to jail?

    The recent proposed tax evasion amnesty for illegal aliens is another double standard since I'd go to jail for tax evasion.

    I guess that working by the rules and paying taxes on time without cheating means you are a second class citizen.

  66. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by jdp816 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apple didn't steal from Xerox. Apple entered into a payoff and IP sharing deal. The myth of Apple stealing the GUI from Xerox conveniently ignores the actual business dealings that went into transactions that made the visit of Apple engineers to Xerox possible. Pick up a real business history book, and ignore braindead headline news versions of the story.

  67. FT: Apple 'Falsified' Files on Jobs' Options by theodp · · Score: 1

    UPDATE: The Financial Times is now reporting that Apple 'falsified' files on CEO Steve Jobs' options to show that a full board meeting had taken place to approve 7.5m stock options that were handed to Jobs in 2001 without the required authorisation from the company's board of directors.

  68. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
    Get YOUR facts straight, they legitimately purchased those technologies from Xerox.
    You forgot to mention Xerox 'stole' from researchers at the Stanford Research Institute led by Doug Engelbart.
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  69. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

    The kink here is that the practice wasn't illegal at the time. The amount companies are losing in accounting costs trying to back-file for the SEC retroactive laws should make you boil over. Oh well.

  70. Hedge fund nirvana at end of year, repackaged FUD by Froomb · · Score: 1

    To veteran observers of AAPL stock, there is nothing new in the recent spasms of "news" concerning the options issues, citing unnamed sources and essentially repeating information from months ago, in advance of Apple's own disclosure. Over the past weeks hedge funds have driven down the price per share in advance of loading up prior to the Macworld run up in january. This latest news is being used as simple, but highly effectively ploy to bludgeon down the stock.

    If you're interested in such matters, check out Cramer giving the inside hedge fund story on how to manipulate AAPL, here (the 12/22 video).

  71. Re:Is Apple the Enron of Computer Companies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi:

    I've been sued for something just because someone decided to go around shaking trees to see if money would fall out. A waste of my time and money and theirs, and endlessly frustrating, but it happens. You have to protect yourself against incopetance and people wanting a quick buck. The idea that 'only bad people need lawyers' is silly.

  72. Re:Hedge fund nirvana at end of year, repackaged F by Budenny · · Score: 1

    Don't think so. This is not news from months ago. The real news is the FT story, whose implications are quite startling. And its come out AFTER the decline has already started, presumably being the occasion of the decline. This one could run for a while and have quite interesting consequences.

  73. Lawers ARE evil by Infonaut · · Score: 1

    Yeah yeah yeah - lawyer.. evil.. tell it to the birmingham five.. or any black kid attending school in the south.. or anyone who was arrested and found not guilty due to lack of evidence.

    This is Slashdot. Lawyers ARE inherently evil here. The gestalt view is that when you're discussing lawyers in a given situation, there is really only *one* lawyer. That's the lawyer on the wrong side of the case. The other lawyer(s), representing the right side of the case, don't exist. Technophiles apparently are just as fond of having a whipping boy as any other demographic.

    I'm also a law student, and the way I often explain lawyers and the law to most people is that the law is like plumbing. Everyone needs it, but nobody ever thinks about it until it's not working properly. The people who deal with the plumbing charge too much, they don't show up on time, and nobody really enjoys having to do business with them. You can do the plumbing yourself, but the more complicated the problem, the more important it is to have one of those stinky, dirty plumbers do it instead.

    It is my view that most Americans (can't speak for people in other places, with other legal systems) don't often consider that the alternative to a complex and often unwieldy legal process is much less desirable.

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    1. Re:Lawers ARE evil by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      The only reason for the existence of the second lawyer in the world was the existence of the first.

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  74. Re:Is Apple the Enron of Computer Companies? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    Ok then, what crime is Steve Jobs accused of? Where is the civil suit against Jobs?

    Most people hire a lawyer after they get sued or arrested and charged with a crime. When someone hires a lawyer and they aren't charged with a crime or arrested with a charge against them, it makes me question why they have a lawyer in the first place.

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  75. Re:It's not flamebait, the declaration was not tim by bar-agent · · Score: 1
    It's still fraud if the backdating occurred, and it's no less serious just because Apple pre-empted any SEC investigations. Most criminals don't get off scot-free just because they turn themselves in when it becomes obvious that the authorities are about to arrest them.

    I don't think that is a valid analogy. With most crime, it's a simple matter to know whether you are obeying the law or not. You can turn yourself in, but everyone knows that you broke the law, and everyone knows that you know.

    But when you get into the realms of SEC regulations and abstractions like the date of an option, it is much more complicated. You could be breaking the law without knowing it. In fact, as far as I can tell, this whole "back-dated options" thing could reasonably have been considered legal until just this year. I guess the SEC issued a clarification or something.

    In a situation like this, motive is important. Were you intending to break the law, or did you think it was legal? A self-investigation indicates that you weren't intending any wrong-doing.

    And this is the way it should be. Wrong-doing is not always a black-and-white thing. You could be doing something morally okay, but legally wrong, or morally wrong but legally okay. Some laws are dumb, and sometimes you honestly don't know that something is illegal. This is why we have judges and juries, instead of throwing the book at every offense. We've got to allow leeway when the situation calls for it.
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  76. Re:Is Apple the Enron of Computer Companies? by bar-agent · · Score: 1
    Most people hire a lawyer after they get sued or arrested and charged with a crime. When someone hires a lawyer and they aren't charged with a crime or arrested with a charge against them, it makes me question why they have a lawyer in the first place.


    People like you and me hire lawyers when we're sued. Rich people use lawyers far more often. Those lawyers (and, presumably, Jobs' lawyer) are specialists in various fields of law or regulation, and are hired to make things go smoothly and provide advice in their various fields.

    Television tells us that, often, a rich person has a "lawyer on retainer" to deal with miscellaneous problems like bogus parking tickets or whatever.
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  77. Re:Is Apple the Enron of Computer Companies? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    Well that is a much better answer, and it answers my question. I expected to get an answer, instead I was accused of being a troll and spreading FUD. I had no idea what rich people use lawyers for PR purposes and other things as well that are not law related. I usually figure that Apple's PR division would handle things and not a lawyer.

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  78. Re:yay, another company who's CEO's rob shareholde by huckda · · Score: 1

    yay finally someone else who knows the truth...

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  79. Re:Hedge fund nirvana at end of year, repackaged F by Froomb · · Score: 1

    This is not news from months ago. The real news is the FT story, whose implications are quite startling. And its come out AFTER the decline has already started, presumably being the occasion of the decline. This one could run for a while and have quite interesting consequences.

    Well, Al Gore and the market both disagree. Slashdot readers comprise a broad set of backgrounds, and in my case I'm someone who has had his share of experience with hedge fund sleaze. Everything I've seen of the this story, its timing at the end of year, its endless repetition on CNBC, and the market behavior of AAPL over the past few years indicates to me that this was a planted story, designed to benefit short-selling/put buying prior to loading up with shares/calls before macworld. Good luck with your own investing.