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Ulteo, The New 'World's Easiest Linux'

ggarron writes "Gael Duval, the creator of Mandrake and now fired from Mandriva, has created a new Linux distro, based on Ubuntu, and it claims to be the easiest Linux, and that it will redefine the Desktop philosophy."

201 comments

  1. no by User+956 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it claims to be the easiest Linux

    No, the easiest Linux is Tivo.

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    1. Re:no by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, the easiest Linux is Tivo.

      Well, I'd say an even easier linux is one used in a Wireless Access Point, comes preconfigured, plug it in & never touch it again.

      But that's not really what the article's talking about is it? It does't mean a single-use box like TIVO or a router, but a general purpose desktop.

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    2. Re:no by cyclop · · Score: 1

      You can't get irony, isn't it?

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    3. Re:no by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can't get irony, isn't it?

      Sentence not parse, does not?

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    4. Re:no by BlueTrin · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can't get irony, isn't it?

      Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
      (C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

      C:\Documents and Settings\anguyen071904>irony
      'irony' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
      operable program or batch file.
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    5. Re:no by RedBear · · Score: 1

      You can't get irony, isn't it?

      Sentence not parse, does not?


      I thinks we's been watchink too muchs Metalocolypse.
    6. Re:no by cyclop · · Score: 1

      Oh, you're right. I am Italian, not of English mother language, sorry.

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    7. Re:no by Falladir · · Score: 1

      More people have been to Europe than I have.

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      (read it again)

    8. Re:no by Plug · · Score: 2, Funny

      To Yoda parse fine it does, hmmmm?

    9. Re:no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'd think was slackware...

  2. The world's easiest Linux distro? by 4D6963 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean, even easier than Slackware or even Gentoo?!?

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    1. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by gbobeck · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean, even easier than Slackware or even Gentoo?!?

      Gentoo is pretty easy to install. Hell, I even remember the two of three commands for installation:

      Command #1:
      cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6

      Command #2:
      either 2a) rm -rf / & sleep 1000 && reboot
      or 2b) cat /dev/urandom /dev/hda /dev/sda /dev/pts

      Source: Uncyclopedia


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    2. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by Workaphobia · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gentoo is all about choice. In this case, you choose to overwrite your partitions with /dev/urandom. While that may be fine for newcommers, power-users appreciate the satisfaction that comes from catting /dev/random and manually moving the mouse to generate entropy until every gigabyte is nuked. You already took the time to compile your system from scratch in step 1; when it's time to give up in step 2, you'll want to make sure you demonstrate that same dedication to slowly acheived perfection.

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    3. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that Linux from scratch was the easiest distro on the planet...

    4. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by gbobeck · · Score: 3, Funny

      Very true.

      Installing Gentoo is a serious commitment. After installing comes the countless hours waiting for updates as well as software installs to compile.

      God forbid someone should forget that "Gentoo is all about choice" is a mandate to obscenely rice out your GCC flags and make non-trivial changes to make.conf in order to get that whopping 0.00000000000000000001% performance gain as well as the satisfaction that you know what exactly what the "OMGPONIES" and "WTFAMIDOING" GCC flags do in conjunction with the countless other ricer flags out there.

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    5. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess it doesn't really matter too much which distro you choose these days. They're all easy.

      What it not easy, as I've just rediscovered over the last two days, is Windows XP. I had the thankless task of ridding the boss's wife's computer of all the bugware/spyware/malware her offspring had managed to install, and in my cocky wisdom I decided to wipe everything and reinstall from scratch.

      Two days later, after pulling out hard drives to partition and format them one at a time (no sir, XP decided it didn't like disks it had just formatted), I was swearing in frustration at this dumbass OS that goes so far out of its way to make life difficult for the user.

      Contrast with a standard Slackware install, which is simply done with and usable in an hour. Makes me want to take the next moron who says Linux isn't ready for the desktop and shove his teeth so far down his throat he'll have to stick his toothbrush up his ass...

      Grrrr. ;-}

    6. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      I guess it doesn't really matter too much which distro you choose these days. They're all easy.

      I agree with you there.

      I've never had much difficulty with my various Gentoo (from stage 3 as well as the new installer), Ubuntu, (old school) Red Hat, Fedora, and FreeBSD desktop installs.

      Windows XP, on the other hand tended to be somewhat of a pain in the ass for me to get installed successfully. For some odd reason, at least 2 .cab files would claim to be corrupted, thus borking up my install. Keep in mind that my install disk was brand new thanks to ACM. My student chapter was given a 'gift' of microsoft products, and if absolutely necessary, I could have used my MSDNAA account to download a new copy and key.

      Makes me want to take the next moron who says Linux isn't ready for the desktop and shove his teeth so far down his throat he'll have to stick his toothbrush up his ass...

      I totally know where you are comming from on that...
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    7. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by cyclop · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, you should know that the -OMGPONIES flag makes all apps and libs shine gorgeously with GLITTER!!!! Every seasoned Unix admin knows that. Isn't it the beauty of Free Software?

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    8. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by cyclop · · Score: 1

      Isn't it the IT equivalent of a mandala? I bet some cyber-mystic could use it as a ritual...

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    9. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by thc69 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had the thankless task of ridding the boss's wife
      So easy to misread. So very easy.
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    10. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adding to the fact that The first time I have read the title of the article, I have read "Utero, The New 'World's Easiest Linux'" :D

    11. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      True; if Ulteo is going to be the easiest Linux distro, it'll have to modify KDE a fair bit, along with its default applications. Ubuntu's standard installer is pretty much the most basic possible in terms of ease of use, except that it asks you about partitioning your hard drive, so there's not much improvement available there.

    12. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by sydb · · Score: 3, Funny

      It get's worse:

      over the last two days... I had the thankless task of riding the boss's wife ... her offspring ... my cock ... I decided to wipe everything and ... scratch.

      Two days later, after pulling ... them one at a time ... I was swearing in frustration..

      Makes me want to take the next moron ... and shove [it] ... down his throat ... stick his toothbrush up his ass...


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    13. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by Aladrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Contrast with a standard Slackware install, which is simply done with and usable in an hour. Makes me want to take the next moron who says Linux isn't ready for the desktop and shove his teeth so far down his throat he'll have to stick his toothbrush up his ass..."

      Do you think maybe this has a bit to do with familiarity?

      As a pc tech, I was used to reinstalling Windows on hosed computers. I was SO used to it that every install took less than an hour and had no issues. The first time I tried to install Slackware (having previous installed Debian with several issues), it didn't take a single hour. In fact, the third and fourth install didn't take only an hour, either.

      From a user-only standpoint, Windows is just as easy to install as Linux, and vice-versa. Drivers are harder to find on Linux, but most of them 'just work', so it's kind of a push. Quite a few other issues are the same way. In fact, from a user-only standpoint, both are a freaking nightmare.

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    14. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by baldass_newbie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The first time I tried to install Slackware (having previous installed Debian with several issues), it didn't take a single hour. In fact, the third and fourth install didn't take only an hour, either.

      Something tells me you didn't read this or this.
      If you just expect things to be set up right, you can't just install and be happy. In fact, the tendency to do that with Windows leads to the hosing of said Windows systems you write about.

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    15. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 2, Funny

      Installing Gentoo is a serious commitment. After installing comes the countless hours waiting for updates as well as software installs to compile.
      Oh, come on! You don't have to wait for updates. You could always recompile the packages that you already have. Sheesh!
    16. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      So easy to misread. So very easy.

      Not if you had seen her. My private name for her is Medusa - that should give you an idea... ;-)

    17. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Do you think maybe this has a bit to do with familiarity?

      ...The first time I tried to install Slackware (having previous installed Debian with several issues), it didn't take a single hour. In fact, the third and fourth install didn't take only an hour, either.


      No, not really.

      The point I was making is that Slackware's install (and presumably that of any number of distributions) is simple and predictable. I am perfectly familiar with XP and any number of OSs, but that doesn't necessarily help much when it fails without ever providing a hint as to why.

      XP has a lot hidden under the bonnet, which when it works as intended is easy enough to get along with. However, the downside of all that automation and self-advertising bumf is that if anything at all goes wrong, the user is entirely left in the dark. If Microsoft had stuck to a simpler model, I wouldn't have had to waste all that time waiting for the XP install to copy all those files to a drive it would never be able to boot from.

    18. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I don't see a single comment in your statement that can't be turned around, as well. When Slackware's install mysteriously dies, with a cryptic error message, what help do they have? Exactly the same help as a Windows install does: Google it. Without the internet, 1 of the 2 has a recourse by phone, though I admit it's just about as useless as having nothing.

      For instance: I recently tried to install Kubuntu on my PC using only Sata drives. Everything went -great- up until I rebooted. Grub mysteriously failed to boot the drive, with only a very cryptic message about failing. This is -exactly- the same situation you claim Windows did to you. It copied all the files to a drive it 'would never be able to boot from.' After trying 64-bit feisty, 32-bit feisty (assuming bad drivers, 64-bit edgy (assuming feisty had a bug), and 32-bit edgy (assuming all of the above), I finally just installed edgy to an IDE drive to prove everything was working. It of course went well, and I then installed 64-bit feisty and that went well, also. What part of that was user/installer friendly?

      Linux is currently neck-and-neck with XP on installing. That's a -hell- of a lot better than it used to be, and it'll pass it shortly. (Especially with the (k|x)ubuntu peeps and the work they're doing.

      "If Microsoft had stuck to a simpler model," If Microsoft had stuck to a simpler model, many people would have a harder time installing Windows. If everyone had stuck to a 'simpler model' we'd all still be using text instead of graphics and be using the 80286's instruction set. Improving technology means change and automation.

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    19. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by Digz · · Score: 1

      Last night, Kubuntu became the world's hardest installer for me.

      Fresh download, burned the ISO to CD, tried to boot. Kernel panic and the system halts. Tried to boot with failsafe VGA. Kernel panic and the system halts. Tried to boot the diagnostics. Kernel panic and the system halts. Rebooted into XP and gave up.

      I thought I'd give Kubuntu a spin since Ubuntu had this weird delay of about 5 minutes where the system would just sit there confused before continuing on with the boot. So much for that idea. Really a shame, as I've been trying to pull my wife over to Linux for the past few months (but she wants her Windows).

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    20. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by exklusve · · Score: 1

      Command #1: cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6

      I think you meant to say:

      Download Live cd and boot.
      net-setup eth0 (or just use ifconfig :) )
      cfdisk /dev/hda
      mke2fs -j /dev/hda1
      mke2fs -j /dev/hda3
      mkswap /dev/hda2
      swapon /dev/hda2
      mount /dev/hda3 /mnt/gentoo
      mkdir /mnt/gentoo/boot
      mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/boot
      cd /mnt/gentoo/
      wget http://gentoo.osuosl.org/releases/x86/current/stag es/stage3-i686-2006.1.tar.bz2
      tar xjpf stage3*
      cd /
      mount -t proc proc /mnt/gentoo/proc
      cp -L /etc/resolv.conf /mnt/gentoo/etc/
      chroot /mnt/gentoo /bin/bash
      env-update && source /etc/profile
      emerge --sync
      emerge portage
      date
      passwd
      cp /usr/share/zoneinfo/America\Los_Angeles /etc/localtime
      cd /etc
      echo "127.0.0.1 mybox.at.myplace mybox localhost" > hosts
      sed -i -e 's/HOSTNAME.*/HOSTNAME="mybox"/' conf.d/hostname
      hostname mybox
      download and compile kernel from Kernel.org
      emerge lilo syslog-ng dcron dhcpcd
      cd /etc
      nano -w fstab
      cd conf.d
      echo 'config_eth0=( "192.168.1.10/24" )' >> net
      echo 'routes_eth0=( "default via 192.168.1.1" )' >> net
      rc-update add net.eth0 default
      rc-update add sshd default
      rc-update add syslog-ng default
      crontab /etc/crontab
      nano -w /etc/lilo.conf
      lilo
      exit
      umount /mnt/gentoo/proc /mnt/gentoo/boot /mnt/gentoo
      reboot


      Source: My brain, and http://www.gentoo.org/doc/en/gentoo-x86-quickinsta ll.xml

      The Gentoo install really isn't that bad. It's sad to see Gentoo being flamed quite often. I'm an avid member on the Gentoo forums and you have no idea how many people can't even correctly create a kernel without the help of Gentoo's Genkernel. Sometimes even then they manage to screw it all up. Me thinks maybe its not such a bad installation process....maybe it's the people who 'try' to install it.

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    21. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      I don't see a single comment in your statement that can't be turned around, as well. When Slackware's install mysteriously dies, with a cryptic error message, what help do they have?

      Not that I have ever seen a Slackware install die, but at least you would have an error message, however cryptic. In the XP case I mentioned, there was no error message whatsoever. In their wisdom, the guys at Microsoft have obviously decided the user is too dumb to be able to make use of an error message, so they left him hanging out to dry. Trouble is, that works against everybody, not just the less savvy users.

    22. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by MstrFool · · Score: 1

      To be perfectly honest, I /like/ the text installs. I explore a number of distros and never go back to the ones with out a text installer. My thought is, if you assume that the user is too stupid to use the system, then much of what you will get as users are people that are too stupid to use the system. Linux is starting to drift in to that MS way of thinking, toss out the old, clunky, but solid ways of doing things in favor of eyecandy. I like to work with old low end systems as my cash flow is not as nice as I would like, lock me into a graphical installer and many of these systems can't handle it. You may say 'Well use a decent system' to which my answer is 'I use Linux because it doesn't need a powerful system. It's not normally bloated with graphics and eyecandy like Windows'. biggest problem (IMHO)with MS is Bill forgot where he came from. He wants to put computers into the hands of the masses, which is all well and good. Problem is, in the proses of doing this he is taking the computers away from the geeks and trying to ensure that no one else ever has the chance to do what he did. Simplicity and ease of use are good, but not at the cost of locking the user out from control of the system.

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    23. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by mobilebuddha · · Score: 1

      yup.. linux is definitely ready for primetime. -_-

      "The Gentoo install really isn't that bad." - can you tell me what's worse?

      for those of you that preach how easy to use ubuntu is.. please help this n00b out on installing a wireless usb adapter into 6.10. i've spent almost 20 hours going through every fucking site/how-to that i can find with no luck.

      http://www.ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=39641 7

    24. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      I feel for you.

      Spent much of last night on remote access to a client. I was TRYING to get some REAL work done, when Windows notified me that the Windows Genuine Advantage (oxzymoron at its finest) wanted to be updated.

      Stupid me, I let it.

      "Access denied".

      Spent over an hour searching through Web sites and Google Groups for the one page that had the info I knew from past experience (stupid me again, I didn't save that page the first time) would bail the stupid POS out.

      Finally found it - had a link to a version of WGA that would actually install and satisfy the Windows Update icon.

      Let me reiterate my position for all the MS shills here on /.:

      WINDOWS IS SHIT! And so are all the MS shills here!

      Add Hewlett-Packard to that list - the morons have a printer driver that appears to be PORT SCANNING ALL 65,000 ports over and over, flooding my event log collection program with "Windows firewall has detected an application listening" crap. Already a dozen or more HP programs are in the Windows Firewall Exception list - this one wasn't. Still have to find out WHY the stupid thing is port scanning over and over...this is the same program that some people have reported seizes 100% of their CPU capacity - now I can see why. I already know what HP will advise from a Google search: turn off the security audits or turn off the firewall. Brilliant solutions...

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    25. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Wow. I've never tried Ubuntu or Kubuntu, but I've never seen a panic from any Linux install disk before - though I guess it could happen if you tried booting a kernel built for SCSI on IDE, or something of that nature.

      Did the md5 for the ISO check out OK?

    26. Re:The world's easiest Linux distro? by Digz · · Score: 1

      I'll have to double check that later.. It's on my NTFS partition, and I haven't configured FreeBSD to read that yet..

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  3. Easiest or not by owlman17 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It doesn't matter if it lives up to its claim or not, as long as it helps the average user get into Linux. Any 'easy' distro is welcome to join the fray. Welcome aboard.

    1. Re:Easiest or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      From TFA it actually isn't any better than (K)ubuntu today. They want to implement "admin free" (not sure this is even a good thing to have) features in future releases but they don't seem very far along that road yet.

    2. Re:Easiest or not by gbobeck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't matter if it lives up to its claim or not, as long as it helps the average user get into Linux. Any 'easy' distro is welcome to join the fray. Welcome aboard.

      Hopefully they will do the right thing and provide good user support. Having a distro which is "easy to use" is nice, but helping (read: 'rtfm' responces to user questions doesn't qualify) users out as well as having good and easy to read tutorials and documentation is a must.
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    3. Re:Easiest or not by antoinjapan · · Score: 1

      Ulteo Sirius Alpha 1?
      With a name like that their target market just halved.

    4. Re:Easiest or not by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if it lives up to its claim or not, as long as it helps the average user get into Linux. Any 'easy' distro is welcome to join the fray.

      That's a lie.

      Face it, geeks don't *want* the unwashed mouth-breathers to use Linux. It's *their* OS. You have to *earn* your right to use it. They ridicule any attempt to make it easy to switch. Their idea of user-friendly design is demanding that everyone wipe their MBR on install whether or not it's necessary, and whether or not they have the appropriate tools to fix it if something goes wrong. They think that loading Linux as a secondary OS by hitting F8 at startup is "too burdensome", while risking locking yourself out of your computer is no big deal. No, I'm not kidding.

      Let's not forget, Ubuntu was considered "easy" for the new user. Time of merging Live and install CDs: mid-'06. Time of first cutesy name for a version: a long time before that.

    5. Re:Easiest or not by spun · · Score: 1

      Face it, geeks don't *want* the unwashed mouth-breathers to use Linux.

      A single anecdote does not a trend make. Very few geeks want Linux all for themselves nowadays. Those geeks who do get made fun of by other geeks.

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    6. Re:Easiest or not by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Just read the guy's posting history. Whether or not he had a valid problem a year ago, he's nothing but a troll now. Let's not feed him.

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    7. Re:Easiest or not by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If I'm a troll, why are about half my posts with a karma bonus?

      Think about it.

    8. Re:Easiest or not by spun · · Score: 1

      Dude, are you that much of a newb or just being disingenuous? That's how real trolls operate on this site. You need to keep your karma up to keep trolling successfully. Duh.

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    9. Re:Easiest or not by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Could you give me the username of a troll operating this way?

      To be honest, I wouldn't consider someone who makes valuable comments on every topic except the few ones about Ubuntu, to be a troll. (I consider my comments about Ubuntu equally valuable as my other ones, for the record, but I'm just talking about a worst-case.)

    10. Re:Easiest or not by spun · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there's this guy spun who trolls like that all the time. ;-) Seriously, though, the really good trolls are the ones you can't really tell are trolls, except by the fact that they seem to get TONS of angry, half-baked replies to their perfectly innocent posts.

      I never said you were a troll, I just said you had to be either a newb or pretending not to know how real trolling on slashdot works. Maybe you are just a newb. Do you know about trolltalk and the secret SIDs? Not that there's much there anymore, but slashdot has more going on than most people know about. Anyway, nothing wrong with being a newb, we all start out that way and people who actually try new things will be one again and again.

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    11. Re:Easiest or not by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I don't think the elite geeks would care one way or another. I would suggest no attributing malice to something that can be explained away with ignorance, and the problems you just describes ilistrate ignorance well.

      But as for the elite geeks. they can always modify thier claim to fame by '"oh, you use that distro" Or if you really wanna see linux run X distro.

      They aren't losing anything because a distro that does everything for a user does not make that user a geek. I went thought this when I chose my first distro to be mandrake. And while it is run by the french, discounted as being for newbs and laughed at ofr other reasons, I got a decent start in what would have otherwise been overwhelming and distastful from the start. I'm not under the hood quite often, need advice everyonce in a while and give more advice then I ask for. And BTW, I'm not limited to running mandrake/mandriva whatever they butchered it to nowadays. And I have seen some of the screenshots of this ult-whatever. It looks like mandrake used to, when it was useful and didn't attempt to change things in the config of firfox and whatelse to trick you into buying their membership.

      I imagine the separation had something to do with the entrapment like characteristics mandriva has adopted. Try finding the source on their site? yu have to trick it to get to where it is. I never had that problem when Gael Duval was there. And I don't remember having to weed through shit loads of BS to get web browsers to use flash or java without becoming a member and downloading their version instead of the latest version available. Well,i guess I'm ranting now so I'm off.

    12. Re:Easiest or not by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Do you know about trolltalk and the secret SIDs

      Heh. I didn't, and now, an hour later, many google searches, chat logs and articles later, I do. Fascinating stuff. Thanks for the diversion

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  4. I bet he hasn't even tried Linspire by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    I know I haven't. Fragmentation++

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    1. Re:I bet he hasn't even tried Linspire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I know I haven't.

      Looking at ulteo's home page (check out screenshot here), it looks like ulteo's going for something rather different to linspire (or ubuntu for that matter):

      1- always provide the most up to date stable features and self-upgrade automatically
      2- require no, or very little, administration by the user
      3- open users horizon to potentially every application which exists, the simple way

      For this release of Ulteo Sirius Alpha1, we have focused on the first point. This means that after the first installation, Ulteo will try to check for any new versions available if a network connection is available, and self-upgrade by using an incremental upgrade mechanism.
      Fragmentation++

      A free market always fragments. Deal with it.
    2. Re:I bet he hasn't even tried Linspire by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A market requires actual money to be changing hands. As such, RedHat, Novell and Linspire are about the only ones in "the market" of selling a distribution. Add Canonical if you want to talk about the support market.

      On the other hand, the insane amount of fragmentation we've seen in the "screw you guys, I'm starting my own distro" space has nothing to do with market forces and everything to do with geek egos.

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    3. Re:I bet he hasn't even tried Linspire by Mr.+Hankey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On the other hand, the insane amount of fragmentation we've seen in the "screw you guys, I'm starting my own distro" space has nothing to do with market forces and everything to do with geek egos.

      Or possibly with disenchantment with the direction that the current players are taking. I know I'm in that boat, and there's no OS vendor that currently offers precisely what I'm looking for. Not MS, having used their products for many years and still having to deal with the cruft; not Apple, as a former Mac user; not Sun, although I still work with Solaris; none of the BSDs, nor any one of the myriad operating systems and distributions I've used over the past 20 years.

      I started running Mandrake years ago based on the direction that Gael had taken a Redhat fork several years ago, since that seemed to be the only Linux distro at the time that was moving toward what I was looking for right out of the box (simple, scriptable installs, well supported KDE desktop, automated dependency resolution, totally Free-as-in-speech core, user-centric approach, good security tools, decent compatibility with most other systems). Ubuntu is sort of there, but I'm not interested in a Gnome distribution. It just doesn't feel right to me, YMMV of course. Unfortunately, Mandriva hasn't exactly continued along the path of a smooth user experience. Update servers glitch and so do the updates sometimes. Their forums don't seem very customer-centric these days, and getting involved with development is surprisingly chaotic.

      I say good luck to Gael and his new team. Hopefully they will take the seemingly half-hearted Kubuntu core and get it right. This might be my next distro, assuming everything pulls together.

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    4. Re:I bet he hasn't even tried Linspire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A market requires actual money to be changing hands.

      Absolutely right! There is no free market if you're bartering. Stock swaps are excluded from the free market, as are gifts of goods in exchange for services.

      ACTUAL MONEY IS TEH KING

      On the other hand, the insane amount of fragmentation we've seen in the "screw you guys, I'm starting my own distro" space has nothing to do with market forces and everything to do with geek egos.

      Damn straight, it's not like linux is unique - windows geeks could also start their own distro, but windows geeks have NO EGO.

    5. Re:I bet he hasn't even tried Linspire by unitron · · Score: 1

      Damn straight, it's not like linux is unique - windows geeks could also start their own distro, but windows geeks have NO EGO.

      Well, that, and basically no access to the Windows source code.

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    6. Re:I bet he hasn't even tried Linspire by thebdj · · Score: 1

      A market requires actual money to be changing hands. As such, RedHat, Novell and Linspire are about the only ones in "the market" of selling a distribution. Add Canonical if you want to talk about the support market.
      Wrong. First, add Mandriva, since they also offer to sell you a distro. Two, you do not need to be exchanging money to be directly involved in, influenced by, or influencing a market. There are several free software tools that are used by large corporations, and these free tools have affected the way some companies that charge for products make their software. In the same way, that the people making free software are watching the market to see what the people who could use their product would want. Also note, the market for a lot of distro's is user desktops. The only one of your three that makes most of its money off of user installs is Linspire, most user desktop installs for RH and Novell come from FC and openSuSE. You see, there can be a thing such as a "free" market. Not the ideological "free market" of economics, but a market where products don't cost money.

      On the other hand, the insane amount of fragmentation we've seen in the "screw you guys, I'm starting my own distro" space has nothing to do with market forces and everything to do with geek egos.
      Geek egos? Please. You really have not been following the Linux world that closely have you. Any complaints and splits coming from Debian are well founded. The distro has gone stagnant due to poor management. Some distros previously based on it are now based on Ubuntu (or are switching to it), which has become a better Debian. The difference here and what you will see in most situations is that here the licensing allows you to split off and "fork" into a new Distro. If licensing allowed, do you not think a few Devs at Microsoft would probably have split off and made Windows a little less shitty by now? (Sorry, that might have been a bit low.) To say that Linux distros do not affect or are not affected by "the market" is absurd.

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    7. Re:I bet he hasn't even tried Linspire by lpcustom · · Score: 1

      I love having 100's of distro's to choose from personally. It helps move things forward. Everyone is competing. Competition spurs innovation. You want to talk about ego....look at Microsoft. That's ego. Linux users creating new distro's is just nerds being nerds and friendly(sometimes not-so-friendly) competition.

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    8. Re:I bet he hasn't even tried Linspire by dosius · · Score: 1

      And no OS provides what I want - free as in speech, free as in beer, UNIX as in POSIX (and thusly a near workalike for Solaris at user level) - though I will say I'm at least making inroads on that, NetBSD's working on that too...

      -uso.

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    9. Re:I bet he hasn't even tried Linspire by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      So if Sun ever releases OpenSolaris under GPL3, all your wants will be fulfilled?

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    10. Re:I bet he hasn't even tried Linspire by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      A market requires actual money to be changing hands.

      Didn't you get the memo? On the web, Attention is the new money.

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    11. Re:I bet he hasn't even tried Linspire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      windows geeks have NO EGO.
      You're joking, right?
    12. Re:I bet he hasn't even tried Linspire by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Little enough access.

      Still, someone could have used nLiteOS or something similar to create a new Windows distribution. Maybe one that comes with ext3 support and a set of open source applications. The issue is copyright -- I can't legally redistribute Windows without paying for it. The workaround would be sending people a script that would apply the patches, drivers, and whatnot to a new Windows installation or slipstream them into an installer, but both are cumbersome enough that it's not worth it.

  5. Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by mr_matticus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How can it claim to redefine ANY philosophy if its aim is merely a rehash of the tired Windows 95 interface? Come on, a "start" menu?!

    I understand the need to make switchers feel at home, and that's great for an "easy Linux" standpoint, but don't try to shove some "revolution" bullshit down our throats at the same time.

  6. Real linux users... by simm1701 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Real linux users:

    Have beards
    Drink (free) beer

    And ROLL THEIR OWN DISTROs!!!!!

    *cue insane laughter*

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    1. Re:Real linux users... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, I can't grow that beard.

      Can I port someone else's?

    2. Re:Real linux users... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Real linux users:
      >
      > Have beards
      > Drink (free) beer
      >
      > And ROLL THEIR OWN DISTROs!!!!!

      Don't forget us ladies! (Although I do have a visible mustache in the winter. Close enough?)

  7. Based on Kubuntu by aitikin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Having it based on Kubuntu actually worries me quite a bit. I have installed Ubuntu, Kubuntu, and Xubuntu, and the only one I have ever seen have any serious problems was Kubuntu. Ubuntu has been running for months on a completely non-tech savvy individual's computer, Xubuntu for about the same on a semi-savvy individual, and Kubuntu...Well Kubuntu crapped out on a semi-savvy individual after 2 months. I don't know if this is just my experiences coming through, but I've noticed a few others mentioning this difference as well. So I'd be glad to have something that's KDE based that I can recommend to anyone, but if it's Kubuntu based, I'm very weary.

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    1. Re:Based on Kubuntu by xtracto · · Score: 1

      I concur, when trying to migrate my laptop OS to Linux I tried Kubuntu first as it was supposed to be the most complete (good CD/DVD burner, good music player, overall good software). But it was very buggy, the artsd always crashed lots of Knotify processes where making the machine slow, the cd burner (k3d) worked half of the time and overall it just fell very clanky.

      I installed Ubuntu and since then it has became my alternative OS (using XP as main) and I am very happy with it (although I cant use it as my main because there are several hardware that doesnt work and there are some things i cant do with Linux)

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    2. Re:Based on Kubuntu by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      I've been using Kubuntu on my workstation for over a year, including upgrading from Dapper to Edgy. I'm more than semi-savvy (my business is based 100% on custom software I have written) and I've had no problems with Kubuntu. That you've had three computers and the one that failed was Kubuntu means nothing statistically. You're not working with enough computers to be statistically significant. Sure, "a few others" makes it interesting, but considering that Kubuntu is basically Ubuntu with a different package selection, it may be just your experience is on the far side of the bell curve.

    3. Re:Based on Kubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a slashdot article a few weeks back (I can't remember which one; sorry) that strayed into a discussion of the "merits" of Kubuntu. I think these comments (roughly paraphrased) sum up the analysis pretty well:

      "Kubuntu gives every appearance of being a conspiracy to get people to switch to GNOME".

      "If Ubuntu was the worst thing to happen to KDE, then Kubuntu is the second".

      Oh, and it's "wary", not "weary" :-)

    4. Re:Based on Kubuntu by aitikin · · Score: 1

      That's kinda the impression I got using it. I love KDE, but Kubuntu just felt wrong.

      It's always good to have a grammar freak around. Thanks for the correction.

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    5. Re:Based on Kubuntu by cyclop · · Score: 1

      Could I please be pointed to the reasons of these comments? I've used a lot of Linux distros in the past, and Kubuntu -that I use at work since 6.04- always seemed to me the best in terms of both usability, simplicity and functionality. It also seems to me it has the best thought KDE desktop I've always seen. It's both simple and fully powerful. What is wrong in the Kubuntu interface?

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    6. Re:Based on Kubuntu by naich · · Score: 3, Informative

      Having installed both Ubuntu and Kubuntu on various PCs, the conclusion I'm coming to is that the best thing to do is install Ubuntu, get everything working and then do an apt-get install Kubuntu-desktop once it's all going. My experience is that most of the config tools are far easier to use in Gnome but that KDE is a better desktop once it's all sorted.

    7. Re:Based on Kubuntu by greginnj · · Score: 1

      So I'd be glad to have something that's KDE based that I can recommend to anyone, but if it's Kubuntu based, I'm very weary.
      I'm in exactly your position -- I am auditioning desktops for the next home install I'm doing for family. I lean towards KDE, and I'm looking for something appropriate for the non-tech-savvy. The problem with avoiding Kubuntu is that the *buntu distribution model is taking over the distro world; it's just too damn easy to ride piggyback on that distribution infrastructure for those building their own distro. (What are the better alternatives? *buntu became popular as a response to rpm hell; SuSe is what I'm replacing, for technical as well as ideological reasons, gentoo isn't appropriate for a non-savvy user, and is starting to have political issues as well...)

      If you're willing to try a non-Kubuntu distro that still uses *buntu update, then you might want to look at my two leading current candidates: Linux Mint is coming out with a KDE edition, but it appears to still be in beta. Also, consider Mepis. Both are well-placed on distrowatch, if you want to consider that a measure of community support: Mint is #12; Mepis is #5. Good luck!
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  8. You expect the summaries to be threadbare by rolfwind · · Score: 2

    And not the article itself. Too bad, would have been nice to hear whether this was a real contender or not.

    1. Re:You expect the summaries to be threadbare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It coulda been a contenda! It coulda been somebody!

  9. MyLinux the easiest Linux ever... by kosmosik · · Score: 1

    MyLinux the easiest Linux ever... because I SAY SO! ;)

  10. It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article summary is slightly incorrect: Ulteo is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu. This means that it used KDE instead of GNOME as its default desktop environment.

    This is not a surprise, considering that Gael Duval is a big fan of KDE and started Mandrake by adding KDE packages to a base Red Hat distribution. But this announcement of a new Linux distribution started as a fork of an existing one sounds a bit like an ego fight. Also, I have serious doubts about using KDE for the "World's Easiest Linux". Either Gael Duval plans to dumb down KDE and hide most of its options, or his definition of "easiest" is rather biased (maybe "easiest for those with a solid experience of Windows"?). Neither seems to be obvious by looking at the Ulteo web site.

    Also, the only screenshot available so far does not look like something that would be really easy to use. Compared to a default KDE 3.5 installation, this screenshot looks a bit closer to the default Windows XP interface, so maybe he does really think that "easiest" means "easiest for experienced Windows users". However, Firefox looks rather standard (it is interesting to note that he does not use Konq for browsing) and there does not seem to be anything special about the Konqueror window either.

    So after looking at the various articles on the Ulteo web site claiming that it started with a study of "users with limited knowledge in computers", I am still wondering what is so special about this new fork of an existing distribution, and what it really means by "easiest".

    1. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, the only screenshot available so far does not look like something that would be really easy to use.

      Personally, I don't think many (if any) of us on /. are good judges of "easy to use" on computers. We're too involved in the technical end and know too much to judge what would be easy for someone without a lot of experience.

    2. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by Raphael · · Score: 1

      Also, the only screenshot available so far does not look like something that would be really easy to use.

      There are more screenshots available on Go2Linux, describing the installation steps. It is not a surprise that it is almost identical to the current GTK+ Ubuntu installer, except for the Ulteo logo. Also, the initial boot screen has been changed to look a bit more similar to the SUSE boot splash (with the blue curves) but otherwise this is very similar to the current Ubuntu installation steps.

      this screenshot looks a bit closer to the default Windows XP interface, so maybe he does really think that "easiest" means "easiest for experienced Windows users"

      Indeed, this seems to be the case. I do not see anything in this distribution that would convince an average user to switch to it instead of using Ubuntu (or Kubuntu for those who prefer KDE).

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    3. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by pembo13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with your sentiment on our ability to judge something subjective such as ease of use, however, I still question how easy computer use should be made. By computer, I mean personal, general purpose computers.

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    4. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by Peregr1n · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I might be a reasonably good test bed. I recently installed Ubuntu on my home PC as my first taste of Linux. I find it easy enough to use once everything is set up, but the fact that I couldn't just click-and-install a wireless card driver just drew a blank look from me (why the hell should I need to edit config files and compile stuff for something so simple?) From my point of view, Ubuntu is pretty much there in terms of basic user friendliness and ease of use, it just needs more drivers and less applications when you first install it. There are some things I find a doddle and far easier than Windows - eg. installing updates - and some very basic things that continue to confuse me - eg. setting VLC as the default video player for all video files - which I'm sure I could figure out eventually but gave up after five minutes as it's not worth my time.

    5. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by nbritton · · Score: 1

      I loose my temper every time I use GIMP, does that qualify me as good judge of "easy to use"?

    6. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either Gael Duval plans to dumb down KDE and hide most of its options, or his definition of "easiest" is rather biased (maybe "easiest for those with a solid experience of Windows"?)
      You know, I'm always hearing how KDE is overwhelming/ confusing/ cluttered/ bloated due to its configurability, but do you know who I never hear this from? *Real* basic users, not power users who (for whatever reason) think they are a good judge of what a novice will find difficult. The reason for this, of course, is that the options/ clutter are mostly confined to - well, options screens, which the user has to manually find and open, and if they are anything like the True Novice that is (e.g.) my mother, then this will never, or rarely, happen.

      Stock KDE consists of much the same elements as GNOME - a menu, system tray, maybe a couple of obvious icons - like "Home" - on the desktop, and if you want to find clutter, you have to dig for it.

      "Bloat" and "clutter" are power users' words.
    7. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      one of the big hooks for ulteo is that the upgrade ap functions automatically (download and install the alpha it will become the beta which will become the release which)

      me im sticking with Mandriva (soon to be 2007.1)

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    8. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      As easy as can be to bring as many people as possible into the computing fold.

      Unless of course you are an elitist prick in which case naturally you'd want some barriers to entry.

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    9. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      We've also done that, it's called typewriter... But doesn't seems so sucessfull now, it seems most people like 'hard' better.

      It's a hard rule, every time we dumb computers down, the less are we able to get from them. It is so unreasonable to persue a single standard.

    10. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      • system installation,
      • system administration
      • system maintenance
      • system upgrades
      • installation of applications
      • upgrade of applications currently on the system

      Looks like the most they can hope for is managing configuration files, I mean doesn't Ubuntu use apt/synaptic?

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    11. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by Wylfing · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's before my coffee and I am feeling crabby. I just hate this subtle fear and doubt BS which is based on lies and false comparisons.

      I couldn't just click-and-install a wireless card driver just drew a blank look from me

      I don't know why this persists. People appear to be so trained to tolerate Windows' annoyances that I guess the following is "one click":

      1. Hunt for a CD and put it in the drive.
      2. Try to figure out what to click on the manufacturer's custom welcome screen or trial-and-error figuring out what to click on the CD or oh wait don't actually insert the CD now wait until Windows asks for a driver disk.
      3. Agree to a EULA that strips you of all rights.
      4. Answer some questions you don't understand the consequences to or meaning of.
      5. Boggle at a scary message that these drivers are not approved by Microsoft and take the "not recommended" approach of installing them anyway.
      6. Reboot so it can "finish the installation."
      7. Reboot again to finally have the device recognized.

      why the hell should I need to edit config files and compile stuff?

      For the n-billionth time, nobody does this anymore, and hasn't for a long time. The real fact is that 99% of Ubuntu users don't even need to be aware that there is such a thing as a "driver" because the vast majority of hardware works immediately as soon as you attach it to your computer. Your plea for "more drivers" is meant only to scare people into thinking Linux doesn't have them, when in reality a distribution like Ubuntu comes with many, many times more drivers than Windows does.

      some very basic things continue to confuse me - eg. setting VLC as the default video player for all video files

      So now we take a task that is not basic -- configuring file associations or default applications is something that very few users attempt -- but call it "very basic" to make it seem like fundamental functionality is missing. Good job, there.

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    12. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by SwedishPenguin · · Score: 2, Informative

      eg. setting VLC as the default video player for all video files Just right-click a file of the type you want to open in VLC, click properties, select the "open with" tab, and select VLC as the default player. (if it's not there, click add and select VLC from the list)
    13. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either Gael Duval plans to dumb down KDE and hide most of its options, or his definition of "easiest" is rather biased (maybe "easiest for those with a solid experience of Windows"?)
      You know, I'm always hearing how KDE is overwhelming/ confusing/ cluttered/ bloated due to its configurability, [...]

      Note that in this case "options" should not be seen only as "configuration options". Think about "options" in the broad sense, such as the user's options about what they can do or what they can click on at any given time.

      Although most configuration options may be confined to a preferences or configuration screen, you also have to consider the problems related to the number of options available in each menu (including the K/start menu), the number of buttons that the user can click on, some widgets that novice users may not be used to (split panes, custom handles, toolbars), the little icons shown at the bottom of the screen, etc. Although some things may sound trivial to experienced users, simple tasks such as changing the date/time or downloading and printing a document may not be so easy when you do not know what application should be used, where to click, etc. Some of these problems (in KDE and in GNOME) have been identified and studied by several usability experts, including those from openusability.org.

    14. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but your interesting use of the word "loose" does.

    15. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm an elitis prick then. Computers aren't toys any more than cars are toys.

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    16. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by f16c · · Score: 1

      "Personally, I don't think many (if any) of us on /. are good judges of "easy to use" on computers. We're too involved in the technical end and know too much to judge what would be easy for someone without a lot of experience."

      I use SuSE on a daily basis. My daughters learned Windows first but prefer the SuSE PC as it is just as easy to use as Windows is. Power users start early and learn what they need when they need it. The girls in question are 11, 9 and 7 years of age. I chose KDE because I'm used to it and it works well. They like it, too.

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    17. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by MostlyHarmless · · Score: 1
      I agree with most of your points on Windows, but with Linux you are somewhat overstating your case.

      the vast majority of hardware works immediately as soon as you attach it to your computer.


      True, but critical items like video cards and wireless cards have a certain chance not to work, although this is entirely due to the driver manufacturers' refusal to release proper specifications for their cards. Even if 95% of the hardware out there works just fine, the average user does not own 95% of the world's hardware -- this user owns a consumer wireless card and is looking forward to a certain amount of futzing with ndiswrapper.

      So now we take a task that is not basic -- configuring file associations or default applications is something that very few users attempt -- but call it "very basic" to make it seem like fundamental functionality is missing.


      To each their own. Many normal people -- who aren't necessarily power users -- do have a few tricks up their sleeve that they hope to be able to replicate on a different platform.
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    18. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by dorath · · Score: 1

      some very basic things continue to confuse me - eg. setting VLC as the default video player for all video files
      So now we take a task that is not basic -- configuring file associations or default applications is something that very few users attempt -- but call it "very basic" to make it seem like fundamental functionality is missing. Good job, there.
      Well, there's the easy way, and there's the hard way. With XP you can click Start -> Set Program Access and Defaults, and you're presented with:
      Choose a default Web Browser
      Choose a default e-mail program
      Choose a default media player
      Choose a default instant messaging program
      Choose a default virtual machine for Java

      That's what I see on my machine here at work anyway. So that's an easy way. There are harder ways, to be sure, that will allow for more fine tuning.

      I believe that I've seen something similar to 'Set Program Access and Defaults' on Ubuntu 7.04 beta, but that machine is unfortunately at home.
    19. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some very basic things continue to confuse me - eg. setting VLC as the default video player for all video files

      So now we take a task that is not basic -- configuring file associations or default applications is something that very few users attempt -- but call it "very basic" to make it seem like fundamental functionality is missing. Good job, there.


      You completely missed his point. It IS a "very basic" function in terms of usability. I always associate my media files with VLC or another appropriate player if I have done a fresh Windows install. There, it can be done in a few clicks. It doesn't matter if it's a more complex operation from a developer's point of view - what matters is the user point of view.

      So you have taken a task that is quite simple to describe -- and then play down its importance because YOU yourself don't need it. Good job, there.
    20. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by theatrecade · · Score: 1

      As s technician I believe i should be able to look back at the end user experience and judge for others what is user friendly or not. if I have trouble with it it's probably not ready for every user consumption. If I can fly though it with minimal RTFM'ing then it's almost ready for prime time. If I can do it in my sleep then i should know that it's every user ready. I'm not a big fan of the *buntu series of Linuxes/Linuxen (wiki). I've been installing Novell just because the techs around me find it to be the easiest that they used (these are M$ techs btw) I've already installed it on several non-linux aware user machines and they have minimal questions (mainly where do i find...? , where can i get...?, wow this really free?) all these questions are pretty simple to answer. And as a tech that's what i want, users asking me simple questions then giving me hard aches and bitching cause their machine is slow and their IE. doesn't wanna work.

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    21. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by ibentmywookie · · Score: 1

      For the n-billionth time, nobody does this anymore, and hasn't for a long time. The real fact is that 99% of Ubuntu users don't even need to be aware that there is such a thing as a "driver" because the vast majority of hardware works immediately as soon as you attach it to your computer.
      Just need to nitpick here. I have a DWL-122 USB wireless stick (prism2_usb) which does not work out of the box on Ubuntu. I've read instructions on how to do it, but I just can't be bothered and end up just draping an ethernet cable over my house. Now, I understand why it's hard - prism2_usb was written before the new wireless driver interface, so the GNOME networking tools wont talk to it and I assume if you use a better supported wireless device it will work out of the box. I just wanted to point out that it's not always easy even if your hardware is supported by the Linux Kernel.

      So now we take a task that is not basic -- configuring file associations or default applications is something that very few users attempt -- but call it "very basic" to make it seem like fundamental functionality is missing. Good job, there.
      You really are grasping at straws here by saying changing file associations is "not basic". It *should* be basic. In Mac OS X, you ctrl-click on a file and click "get info", then change the file association and choose whether or not you want to affect all files of this type or just this one file. Done. It *is* a basic task.

      The fact that the parent had trouble is an indication of some poor UI design going on here (or trolling, but I think it's the former) and should be addressed rather than simply dismissed.

      Just my 2 cents.

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    22. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by chuckymonkey · · Score: 1

      I can understand both points here. The main parent is right that with some cards it actually is rather difficult to get it working think Broadcom. A typical user is going to think that modprobe means they're about to get ass fscked by an alien(not the packaging app either). On the other hand though most other chipsets do work with a few rare exceptions.

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    23. Re:It is based on Kubuntu, not on Ubuntu by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's terrible that the average user can browse the web. They should apply for a license and take a test. Cars are too easy to use too. Why did they invent automatics?

  11. easy to use? by Raphael · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Personally, I don't think many (if any) of us on /. are good judges of "easy to use" on computers. We're too involved in the technical end and know too much to judge what would be easy for someone without a lot of experience.

    I agree. Also, it is difficult for anybody (including usability experts) to judge anything from a static screenshot, even if you can already have some hints by looking at the crowded menus or at the buttons available in the applications. It would be easier to comment on a movie (screencast). Or just by trying it or watching other users try it.

    I have serious doubts about the usability of Ulteo when I look at the navigation on their web site. Just try accessing the items in the second-level menu bar and you should see the problem quickly: if you do not move your mouse exactly as the site designer expected, you will have a hard time selecting the item that you want. As an exercise, try selecting UlteOS/Screenshots or Docs/Documentation and see how frustrating it can be if you move your mouse a bit too far up or down. And this site is supposed to promote the "easiest Linux"?

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    1. Re:easy to use? by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Yes, the mouseover stuff is shit. However, if you click UlteoOS, that becomes the top level section that you're part of, and the Screenshots 2nd level stays visible even when the mouse is off the menu.

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  12. Irony by NekoXP · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That the world's easiest Linux has the world's most ANNOYING menu bar on their website. You can't get from the button you hovered over to the link you want to click without it disappearing or changing.

    These guys suck. Fuck Ulteo.

    1. Re:Irony by unitron · · Score: 3, Funny

      You can't get from the button you hovered over to the link you want to click without it disappearing or changing.

      Actually, you can, you just have to move like a knight instead of like a bishop.

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    2. Re:Irony by NekoXP · · Score: 1

      My RSI says "no".

    3. Re:Irony by unitron · · Score: 1

      RSI?

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    4. Re:Irony by NekoXP · · Score: 1

      Yes that thing where I strain my wrist and fingers trying to use crappy websites all day that profess to have "the world's easiest" something.

  13. Tad late... by gunny01 · · Score: 1

    This is just a tad late: Ulteo has been around for a while. The first time I heard it was in back in Nov 06.

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    1. Re:Tad late... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you are so cool. Men want to be with you, women want to be you.

      Wait, this just in.
       
        Nobody cares.

  14. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by urbanradar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How can it claim to redefine ANY philosophy if its aim is merely a rehash of the tired Windows 95 interface? Come on, a "start" menu?!

    I understand the need to make switchers feel at home, and that's great for an "easy Linux" standpoint, but don't try to shove some "revolution" bullshit down our throats at the same time.
    I agree with your criticism -- looks pretty much like a standard KDE desktop to me. At the same time, though, I wouldn't call the Windows 95 interface "tired". Basically, it works. It gives you an instant overview over what you're currently doing (taskbar) and gives you quick access to all open windows, even ones that are hidden. It allows you to open your favourite applications in one click (quick launcher). It gives inexperienced users who are looking for a certain functionality a place to look that quickly becomes familiar, is always easy to find and instantly accessible and works (start button). The entire bar gives you your entire essential "system controls" all in one place and does so without wasting much space. As a bonus, it gives you the time (and date, on KDE) at one glance. Also, the vast majority of computer users already know how to use it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

    Before anyone tears into me -- I freely admit there is room for improvement. And yes, completely inexperienced users sometimes do take a moment to get the exact purpose of, or difference between quick launcher, taskbar and system tray. But still, all in all, it's a pretty solid interface. Personally, I've never been convinced by attempts to redesign the interface. I don't like the Gnome interface because it spreads things that ought to be in one place all over the screen without serious gains in usability, and keeps me from just flicking my cursor to the upper right and clicking if I want to close a window, which is a small detail, but annoying to me. I don't like the OSX interface too much, either -- again, it spreads out stuff that might just as well be in one place, letting every window keep its menu bar to itself makes more sense to me*, and putting open and closed programmes next to each other as big colourful icons might look nice, but also feels seriously cluttered and a lot less structured to me. I admit I don't use Macs much these days, so maybe I'm overlooking something, but from what I have seen, I'm not terribly impressed.

    Most attempts at redesigning the desktop interface that I've seen may have a lower learning curve than the Windows 95 one, but they also seem to limit the user more once he gets beyond the level of an absolute beginner. And a computer just isn't a typewriter. No matter how simplified the interface is, you *are* going to have to put at least a little effort into learning how to use it. That's a basic fact that we might as well accept.

    If someone can come up with a better interface without losing functionality, I'm up for it. But why should an interface be "tired" and need to be re-designed completely just because it's been around for a long time?



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  15. I always said by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    I always said that what Mandrake needed was to ditch RPM and move to DEB package format. But the hypothetical "debdrake" never materialised, what with the Conectiva merger (they were the ones who had bodged apt to work with rpm files). Also, Mandrake and Debian have certain fundamental incompatibilities that won't go away with a few judiciously-placed symlinks. So it would have been a big jump

    The second smart thing any distro could do would be to ditch -dev packages and put the developers' files right there in the main package. Because then, when some user inevitably has to install something from a source tarball that says it requires package "foo" -- which they are just l33t enough to know they installed from the official repository, but being still a bit of a n00b they don't know that this package also requires "foo-dev" -- they don't end up going ga-ga.

    I realise why -dev files were separated out back in the day. I just don't think that the reasons for doing so are valid anymore! Most of us have bigger HDDs and faster internet connections. Those who really want "stripped-to-the-bone" systems are smart enough to know what they can get rid of. And the whole -dev thing is just so non-obvious.

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  16. isn't it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is acceptable in some dialects of English, most notably Indian English.

    Love,
    An Off-Topic Linguist

    1. Re:isn't it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ..and Singlish too.

      But I'd rather call them butcheries than dialects.

  17. Easy means impotent! by Door+in+Cart · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I find marketing Linux as "easy" to be nothing short of reprehensible. Hiding essential functionality behind a faux-Windows desktop not only makes Linux look like a cheap crappy Windows knock-off, but it de-emphasizes many of the reasons why Linux is better than Windows -- reasons why some people want to leave Windows in the first place. Nobody who really values easiness is going to install a new operating system. If anything they're going to buy a Mac. Linux is sophisticated and powerful, and IMHO the community would be best served by marketing it as such.

    1. Re:Easy means impotent! by jazir1979 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      it's not hiding anything, and it's certainly not reprehensible.

      linux doesn't need to be marketed to experts who know what they're doing -- because they'll choose linux anyway.

      getting n00bs to start with baby steps is not a bad thing at all, and getting people who don't need or intend to ever stray from the GUI at all onto a free, secure OS is to be commended.

      OS X hides it's unix internals far more than any of these "easy" linux distros. is that reprehensible too?

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    2. Re:Easy means impotent! by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I think you may have missed the goal of this project (and others). The ultimate goal in a lot of people's minds right now is to get -everyone- using Linux. That means making it easy enough that major PC OEMs will start installing the system at request, and later, install it by default. Unless they aim at 'easy to use' then there's no way it'll happen.

      Linux is perfectly free to continue being a monster powerhouse. It is also free to have a cheezy frontend that looks and acts just like Windows 95. The 2 are not actually mutually exclusive, as evidenced by the number of window managers out there.

      I love Kubuntu. It works extremely well right out of the box, and has a few apps that I consider 'killer'. K3B, Quanta Plus, and Yakuake are actually better than ANYTHING I can find in Windows for any price. That's saying a lot!

      But I can't convert my mother to it until she can run all her Reflexive.net games and all my niece's games on it and it's 'easy to use'. I can't convert my father until HIS games work on it (not such a hard chore, I could probably find free versions of them, or even just write them) AND it's 'easy to use'. My sister is the only family member that won't require 'easy to use' so much, but she'd need her medical stuff in Linux, and it doesn't exist.

      I suspect that the cheezy games my mother and father play would come quickly if Linux was easy to use. (Bejeweled, etc.) So really, what's stopping them is just ease of use.

      Oh, and I think this is part of what you were trying to say, but 'easy to use' doesn't mean the same thing as 'easy to use if you already know windows.' I don't think Linux today (with KDE/Gnome/whatever) is any harder to use than Windows 95 was, it's just different.

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    3. Re:Easy means impotent! by joe+155 · · Score: 1

      after I read your comment and heard about the "start" button I was ready to hate it; but it looks ok. I agree that we like linux for many reasons and hell I like a challenge with my computer (thats why I've decided that the regular bleeding edge fedora repositories aren't edgy enough and moved onto the development ones) but a lot of people just want to be secure and not have to think about anything else; people like our parents (well, mine at least). This is pretty good for that kind of user.

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    4. Re:Easy means impotent! by Door+in+Cart · · Score: 1

      I think you may have missed the goal of this project (and others). The ultimate goal in a lot of people's minds right now is to get -everyone- using Linux. *Sigh* I haven't missed the goal; I object to it. There is no reason (of which I'm aware) for -everyone- to use Linux. If the ultimate goal is really to subvert Microsoft's monopoly of the home computing industry, then Apple stands a much better chance of doing so, if only thanks to Jonathan Ive. I the ultimate goal is really to subvert the corporate hegemony, then a new FLOSS operating system should be written from the ground up to be the simplest, least functional, most stable OS ever conceived. Who knows, there probably already is one languishing in the depths of sourceforge. Linux is simply an inappropriate choice.

      'easy to use' doesn't mean the same thing as 'easy to use if you already know windows.' I don't think Linux today (with KDE/Gnome/whatever) is any harder to use than Windows 95 was, it's just different. Easy is whatever you're most familiar with. Linux is easy (and always has been) to those of us who have taken the time to become familiar with it. But marketing it as easy is another matter. And marketing it as easy with a screenshot that looks like a cheap Win95 clone is, as far as I can tell, reprehensible.
    5. Re:Easy means impotent! by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I feel your pain.

      The thing is this: ignorance is transient. You start out not knowing things, and you need showing how to do them. Everything is hard, if you have never done it before. Once you have done something a few times, though, you start to understand what's happening and it gets easier. There are a lot of things which you will only ever have to do so rarely that they never really become "easy".

      The idea of treating the state of ignorance as a desirable one which should be preserved (the Windows paradigm) is a relatively modern phenomenon, and one which I think is especially reprehensible. If this trend were taken to its logical conclusion, no book would contain any word longer than ten letters for fear of spoiling the reader's enjoyment by them having to look up an unfamiliar word; and year after year, the vocabulary would shrink, eventually excluding even nine-, eight- and seven-letter words.

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  18. Re:Irony upon irony... by jazir1979 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and what do you propose?

    to install any OS from the CD you'll need to setup the BIOS to boot from it. if the distribution is any good, then magazines will start to include it on their CD/DVDs and then downloading/burning the image won't be needed either.

    of course, you could always..do...this

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  19. In East LOndon by weierstrass · · Score: 0, Redundant

    (the one in London, UK, not the one in SA) we end a sentence like that.
    "You're a pedant, isn't it." instead of
    "You're a pedant, aren't you."
    Often contracted to 'innit'.

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    1. Re:In East LOndon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, it isn't just the southern US that butchers English?

    2. Re:In East LOndon by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, it isn't just the southern US that butchers English?


      You can butcher a sausage?
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    3. Re:In East LOndon by Phisbut · · Score: 2, Funny

      (the one in London, UK, not the one in SA) we end a sentence like that. [...] Often contracted to 'innit'.

      That's pretty weird I gotta admit. I always thought "init()" should be at the beginning, not at the end...

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  20. Easiest Linux with Hardest Site by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Go on, try to quickly navigate the submenus of their site here.

    Make me feel bitter about their "easiest linux ever" statement, especially the part about "easiest".

    1. Re:Easiest Linux with Hardest Site by Brunellus · · Score: 1

      The marketplace demands easy OSes so they can go about wasting their time with bad website UI. Duh.

    2. Re:Easiest Linux with Hardest Site by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      The marketplace demands easy OSes so they can go about wasting their time with bad website UI. Duh.

      The market's a tough place. You can be literally the best programmer in the world, but your chances of being hired drop dramatically if you show up on your interview unshaven, dirty, smelly, in your pajamas, and start with: "Hey, is it ok if I fart here, 'cause... Oh wait, too late now".

  21. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by ajs318 · · Score: 1
    Oh, For Crying Out Loud, that's it. I'm going to start MY own distro! And I'm going to base it off WindowMaker. Sod KDE and trying to pretend it's Windows! MY distro will be a clean break from the Windows mentality. I have the following design points in mind:
    1. Treat users like they have a clue, or at least are capable of growing a clue.
    2. Don't try to be like Windows. If there's a better way to do something than the way Windows does it, do it the better way.
    3. Don't pretend the command line doesn't exist. It does exist, and it's often better than drag-and-drool. Present the user with some graded command-line exercises to get them used to it gently -- and make it easy to restore the state, because they might not get it right first time.
    4. This is not Windows, and we are free to eschew Windows paradigms in favour of genuinely better alternatives where such exist.
    5. No -dev packages! Put the -dev files in the main package. This will make the packages bigger and slower to download. I don't care. Hard disks have grown bigger and internet connections have grown faster since binary packages were invented. It's better all around for users to have the -dev files and not need them, than to need them and not have them. Beside which, how many copies of msvcrt*.dll and the rest do you find on a typical Windows box?
    6. One of the first exercises will be compiling a package from source and installing it. If you can do that, you can do anything.
    7. Be i-tal by default; but recognise that some people will want to pollute their systems with toxic closed-source software and allow for this to be done in the least-damaging way possible.
    8. Stop trying to pretend to be Windows to the point where you begin to lose all Linux-ness. Reverse gear on a Ford is right and towards you, reverse gear on a Vauxhall is left and away from you. If people can cope with that sort of thing in cars, they can cope with something similar on computers.
    This perceived need to be like Windows is seriously stifling computing, IMHO. The Apple Mac is a breath of fresh air, but we don't really want to be like that either.
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  22. Linux Installation by bateleur · · Score: 1

    Windows gets installed mostly by OEMs (and overwhelmingly so outside industry).

    Given that Dell now ship machines with a variety of Linux distros preinstalled (http://www.dell.com/linux) I don't think installation from scratch is a major factor in ease of use anymore.

    1. Re:Linux Installation by hollywoodb · · Score: 1

      Given that Dell now ship machines with a variety of Linux distros preinstalled (http://www.dell.com/linux) I don't think installation from scratch is a major factor in ease of use anymore Wrong.

      Installation from scratch is a BIG issue. At least Dell may have the advantage of shipping an "image" that isn't actually an installer. But you know damn well that when things don't work like a person expect, if that person is a long time Windows user, they WILL reinstall.

      It doesn't matter what you or I know about installations or administrating a GNU/Linux system in this respect. If someone who hasn't tried linux is on the fence and decides to go for it because Dell is shipping it now, they WILL reinstall the entire OS when something goes wrong. Its the Windows credo damnit!
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    2. Re:Linux Installation by bateleur · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite sure if you're joking or not, but just for clarity: no - in the grand scheme of things only technical people reinstall Windows. I realise standards are differnet round here, but Windows is also used by plenty of people who call tech support if their USB mouse comes unplugged.

  23. Looks promising. by crhylove · · Score: 1

    Firefox default browser: Check.
    Thunderbird default email: Check.
    Start menu emulating 90% of the world's previous computer experience: Check.

    Weird how all the Linux gees come out to troll just because *GASP* somebody is trying to make something useful for the other 90% of the world!

    Stop being assholes. I'm using Feisty right now, and I love it, but it's got twenty pretty serious flaws that make it hard to recommend to n00bs:

    http://www.ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=39183 4&page=30/

    Any distro that addresses and solves all these issues, and offers a solid LiveCD that does what 90% of humanity wants "out of box" is a good thing.

    What's the matter with you people? Did you get picked on too much in school or something?

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  24. Out of date? by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 1

    Anyone else notice that the firefox included is version 1.5?

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  25. Curse you! by camperdave · · Score: 1

    You should have warned me that the second command was the un-install!

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  26. Whatever happened... by nschubach · · Score: 4, Informative

    Whatever happened to linking straight to the source instead of someone's lame blog? http://www.ulteo.com/main/

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  27. Man you are a hoot. by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hahaha I don't know if you are serious about this or not but if you are man you are seriously out of touch with non-geek users.

    There's no way people are going to put up with going through "command line exercizes" so that they can learn how to use it. To most folks a computer is a tool to get things done on, not a hobby to work on itself. The command line isn't better for anyone who is NOT a geek. For non-geeks the graphical user interface with its drag and drop abilities rules the roost. But seriously, good luck with that cause you're going to need it.

    Seriously what is it with geeks assuming that the CLI is superior to the GUI for everyone? Can you not see from Distrowatch alone that the most popular distros are the ones that are the easist to use? You don't see Slackware or Gentoo in the #1 spot do you? No. You see Ubuntu. I know you are all a bunch of smart guys so why is this so hard to understand for you?

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    1. Re:Man you are a hoot. by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archy

      Command-centered control is a good paradigm, but the command line is just not the best way to implement it.

      Also note from your link that these newbies that I taught is that they were not in any way stupid or slow. Many of them had mastered complex technical jobs and excelled in their chosen field and that these people were baby sitted with a teacher guiding them over the shoulder ("A message of the day was set up informing the users", "Users were encouraged to maintain a list of interesting commands using the pico editor"...), not left alone to discover the possibilities of the computer. CLI is an awful paradigm for self-discovery.

      CLI has been a successful paradigm over the years and there's no deny that it has powerful capabilities that we should be using in our current desktop+web metaphor. But offering it as a remedy for beginners is being blind to its many problems, specially in how it presents information for anything more complex than a single-task dialog-like interaction.

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    2. Re:Man you are a hoot. by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Having used both the VAX/VMS and Unix command lines, I know that there are better ones than MS-DOS. DOS really did a lot to tarnish the reputation of the command line.

      Still, just try to do the equivalent of

      $ for IMAGE in *.jpg; do THUMBNAIL="`basename $IMAGE .jpg`_mini.jpg"; convert -resize 200x200 $IMAGE $THUMBNAIL && echo "Shrunk $IMAGE giving $THUMBNAIL"; done
      through a GUI and then tell me it's quicker or easier. (Let's say for argument's sake that there are a hundred, 4-megapixel .jpg images in the directory, which is about a full 256M memory card. In case it's not obvious, they are being shrunk down to no bigger than 200x200 and re-saved as oldfilename_mini.jpg.) The problem is that you CLI-bashers seem to want to maintain people in a permanent state of ignorance; when IMHO, most of them are perfectly capable of learning to type the above in an Xterm. If you'll excuse the vernacular, it's a shitload less dicking about.
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    3. Re:Man you are a hoot. by oZt · · Score: 0

      True, as the essay points out there are areas where the CLI is lacking, for example images and anything but text. But still it's worth thinking about.

    4. Re:Man you are a hoot. by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the principal thing I can't stand of command lines is that they're one-dimensional - you can't go back and start working on some data that was upstream on the text flow, you have to first copy that relevant information to the end of the window. The Archy environment is a good idea because it involves an interaction style very similar to that of command lines, but the entry point is wherever the cursor is, instead of on the last line. I see it as a "Command notebook".

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    5. Re:Man you are a hoot. by oZt · · Score: 0

      The Archy environment appears similar to plan 9, where every string of text is executable. Just select and execute. Personally, I like that approach, and I wasn't aware of Archy until yesterday. And as long as you, by only executing commands at the last line, can keep a record of what you have done I see no problem with this. As then the more experienced can achieve greater speeds while the new users can get help from knowing their past commands.

    6. Re:Man you are a hoot. by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      To some extent the bash history makes things a little more like that. You just up-arrow back to the command you want.

  28. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by Bandman · · Score: 1

    I find your ideas interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  29. Re:Irony upon irony... by westlake · · Score: 1
    if the distribution is any good, then magazines will start to include it on their CD/DVDs and then downloading/burning the image won't be needed either

    Magazines? What magazines? When was the last time you saw a general-interest PC magazine on the racks?

  30. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

    There is a reason people don't go replacing old tools that work, and in a forum about Linux, one'd expect people to know it... It seems the GP doesn't. Now, I always found the Gnome bars cool, but never felt confortable using them. Reading your post I discovered why... I never tought about it with a UI pespective.

    And, about:

    "As a bonus, it gives you the time (and date, on KDE)"

    Date and an easy to access calendar. Don't forget the calendar :)... If only I could find one at my Windows computer at work...
  31. If you want redefining...look at Symphony OS by StringBlade · · Score: 1

    Symphony OS is taking a much more radical approach to changing the desktop environment. There are many good ideas with it's Mezzo interface, and some not so good. But it's far and away more "redefining" than Ulteo will ever be.

    Aside from that, why does Ulteo think that auto-updates are a good idea? They must have really liked Microsoft's WGA and the forced security updates and such. Mmm mm fun!

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  32. Divergence!!! YAY!!!!!!!

  33. YALD by graybeardtechie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just what the world needs - another Linux distro. Maybe if a few good folks could set their egos aside, and rather than create Yet Another Linux Distro, actually contribute to an existing community, we might converge on a manageable set of improved distros. This fragmentation is destroying, rather improving, the outlook for Linux. We are rapidly building a Tower of Linux Babel.

  34. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by Phisbut · · Score: 1
    You're funny man!

    1. Treat users like they have a clue, or at least are capable of growing a clue.
    2. Don't try to be like Windows. If there's a better way to do something than the way Windows does it, do it the better way.
    5. No -dev packages! Put the -dev files in the main package. [...] Beside which, how many copies of msvcrt*.dll and the rest do you find on a typical Windows box?

    So we should include the -dev files in the main package because that's how Windows does it, and the users have a clue so they know how to get the -dev package anyway... It all makes sense to me now. We need to stop trying to be like Windows by doing what Windows does and treat users like they have a clue by making sure they don't get confused when they need a -dev package.

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  35. The Devil you know. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    "his definition of "easiest" is rather biased (maybe "easiest for those with a solid experience of Windows"?"
    Frankly Windows is a standard. Much like the QWERTY keyboard is the standard. There have been other keyboard layouts that are supposed to be easier to learn and faster the the QWERTY keyboard. But if you already know the QWERTY keyboard then that is the easiest to use and learn.
    I have set average long time Windows users down in front of a Mac OS/X system and they hated it and thought it was harder to use than Windows. These people had only used Windows machines so that is "easy" to use for them. Most people would rather deal with the Devil they know is better than the Angel they don't. It is sad but many Computer "Windows" experts feel that if they can not sit down and make a computer work the way that windows works then it is broken or it just sucks.

    I am not saying this is a good thing. I really hate that Windows has become a standard. Heck I an mot thrilled that Linux has become entrenched as the ultimate FOSS OS. Unix is like 40 years old. I would love to see something really new. I would love to see a FOSS OS that was super innovative but I will take what I can get for now.

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  36. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by spun · · Score: 1

    WTF? Since when has ANY windows application included development files?

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  37. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by nuzak · · Score: 1

    So, uh, Gentoo then.

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  38. OMGPonies!!! by jefu · · Score: 1

    You did have to go and remind us of the hideous (and hilarious) eyesore that some (I think it was the "Gnus for Geeks") website became last year around this time.

    1. Re:OMGPonies!!! by fritsd · · Score: 1

      Thanks for bringing that up, you remind me to watch what I read tomorrow...

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    2. Re:OMGPonies!!! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Uhm, posted at 12:53 PM March 30...

      And you want to watch what you read on March 31st?

      The Daylight Savings Time update on your distro didn't work, guy...

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    3. Re:OMGPonies!!! by masterzora · · Score: 2, Informative

      Now you're just making assumptions. 12:53 PM March 30 EDT is 2:53 AM March 31 in Melbourne, Australia. It is quite possible, indeed, that GP was correct.

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  39. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by ajs318 · · Score: 1
    -dev packages (or rather, the idea of separating out certain files which are not strictly necessary for ordinary day-to-day use of a program but required if you ever want to build something else that goes with it) are an anachronism. Back in the days when internet connections were by dial-up modem, files were often carried on floppy disks and hard disks were measured in megabytes, it made good sense to separate them. In those days, everybody using Linux was hardcore anyway and a requirement to download an extra file didn't matter so much -- you just had to know you needed foo-dev if you were building bar that depended on foo.

    Nowadays, the majority of computer users have nice large hard drives, fast internet connections and bigger portable media like rewritable CDs/DVDs and keyring flash drives. Many people are in a position to try out GNU/Linux who are not as full of the pioneer spirit as us old-timers. Why should they have to be? We went out into the wilderness and we tamed it, with tarmac roads and flush toilets so those who came after wouldn't have to do things the hard way. And the reasons for separating out the -dev files -- basically, saving bytes -- are less valid than the reasons for not separating them out -- basically, simplifying foreign package installation.

    Treating users like they have a clue is one thing, and maybe it's valid just to say "If you want package foo, look for foo-dev which will install foo plus some extra files which you'll need if you ever want to build other packages that work with foo." But if you took that to the extreme, you'd still have a lever on the steering column of your car to adjust the ignition timing instead of having the engine management system (or a pair of weights and a tube from the carburettor!) work it out for you. Maybe you do and if so, more power to you. I've been through the -dev thing and out the other side, but I still can't get rid of the feeling that it's just that sort of niggly little thing that puts less intrepid types off before they get as far as seeing the good stuff.

    So we should include the -dev files in the main package because that's how Windows does it

    Not really. Linux -dev packages contain files which get generated during compilation and which may need to be referred to in future when compiling a program which works with the one they came from. They are never required just in order to run a program; and if you downloaded the second program ready-compiled from your kernel distributor, you wouldn't need the -dev files. They only become necessary when -- not if, when -- you need to compile third-party packages from source; and no distributor, not even the mighty Debian, has every package ever written pre-compiled in their repositories.

    Much third-party software for Windows insists to put extra copies of important DLLs (which are system libraries; MSVCRT.DLL is the Microsoft Visual C/C++ runtime, more analogous to libc) all over the place because there is no obvious way to determine where they should be found, let alone fetch them if they are missing; so it plays it safe. Windows installers aren't like Linux package managers, in that an installer only installs its own program(s); it doesn't do proper dependency-resolution.

    We need to stop trying to be like Windows by doing what Windows does

    If Windows actually got something right, then where's the harm in doing it that way?

    and treat users like they have a clue by making sure they don't get confused when they need a -dev package.

    I've already explained why I think -dev packages are a very bad idea in today's climate. Installing a package from source needn't be any harder than
    $ wget http://your.favourite.download.site.sld.cc/complic ated/path/to/foo.tar.gz
    $ tar xvzf f

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  40. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    init() ends YOU!!

  41. Even newer World's Easiest Linux Released! by slackmaster2000 · · Score: 1

    I'm proud to announce that I've just now finished the world's easiest linux distribution, called ObscureNameo, based on the Ulteo distro, based on the Ubuntu distro, based on Debian.

    I hope to have ObscureNameo LameuVersiono Alpha 1 ready for download soon.

    For many minutes I've been thinking about how users are accustomed to working in the Windows world, and I've taken all that is great about Windows and injected it into ObscureNameo. We're talking scroll-wheel support, desktop backgrounds, and even the world wide web. These features combined with all the things like /etc and glibc make for one powerful user experience.

    ObscureNameo LameuVersiono Alpha 1 includes software like Kolongo 1.3.9, Kgruntsi 0.1.0a, and of course BINAGN (Binagn Is Not A Good Name) 3.7.4.

    Ok, but seriously, maybe they've got something here. Ubuntu could certainly use some competition. But I'm a little put off by the website copy: "Ulteo was designed as a new concept which benefits from internet access to ease the way people use computers. ... It won't try to provide the ultimate desktop to users - we believe that current Linux desktops are most often excellent. Massive Linux adoption relies on something else."

    Hmm. I'd rather have the ultimate desktop than a sub-ultimate desktop. Or is ultimate now a negative thing? Regardless, the one screenshot they managed to put up looks suspiciously like everything that we've ever seen. I'll have to download the alpha and give it a whirl though... all cynicism aside, I am interested. I'm guessing that this is a stripped down Ubuntu with what appears to be some kind of active desktop.

    1. Re:Even newer World's Easiest Linux Released! by WolfBruin · · Score: 1

      Amen! Preach it.

      And just so Ulteo knows... The "something else" needed for massive Linux adoption would be decent wireless network support. Free open-source alternative apps (such as OpenOffice, Thunderbird, Firefox, ClamWin, Apache, etc.) for Windows are helping to transition MS users to consider new ways to compute without the ever-spiralling MS price tags. And Linux distros seem to have perfected the GUI enough to be worth the price (free). Most Windows users just want to continue clicking stuff and using the same types of apps they have become used to over the past 17 years or so. We don't care what OS is taking so long to boot up, as long as it works well when we get there.

      But it's still a crap shoot to try to setup Linux on a wireless laptop, unless you have one of the chosen few NICs with decent native wireless support. How long will ndiswrapper and wpa-supplicant add-ons be necessary? Will we never just have Linux drivers for all/most wireless NICs? Must some hardware company make a killing selling wireless NICs that plug into ethernet RJ-45 jacks, just to trick Linux into using a wired NIC?

      Don't get me wrong. I can be as old school as the next guy. (I'm listening to Led Zeppelin's "Physical Graffiti" on headphones as I write this.) But come on Linux distro-ers. Let's step on into the 21st, OK.

      Uh... sorry for the rant, when I started out just replying to somebody's post. But, hey. I can't just delete it now. Besides my Zep MP3s are done.

  42. What is an RTFM response? by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

    helping (read: 'rtfm' responces to user questions doesn't qualify) users out Is "Your question is answered in FAQ section 8.3. Is there anything you didn't understand in that section?" considered an "rtfm" response?
    1. Re:What is an RTFM response? by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      Is "Your question is answered in FAQ section 8.3. Is there anything you didn't understand in that section?" considered an "rtfm" response?

      Actually, that is a completely appropriate responce.
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  43. eww... by Falladir · · Score: 1

    The buttons on the window decoratons (pic) look awful.

  44. 2.6.15 kernel? by phorm · · Score: 1

    I think that most modern distros are now using at least 2.6.18 (heck I think even debian/stable does), as that particular kernel introduced a lot of improvements to IO performance.

    Even that apps look quite dated (1.5.x series firefox, etc)

    It might be user-friendly, but it's definitely not very up-to-date.

  45. Well if it's from the Mandrake folks by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    it's crap.

    My first real taste of Linux was Mandrake. I had played with Redhat off and on beginning with Redhat 3.0 (I still have the factory CD I bought) but when I abandoned M$ and converted fully to Linux it was Mandrake.
    Absolute CRAP. I spent a full year pissing in the wind trying to get Mandrake stabilized and functional but it was always locking up causing me to press the reset button several times a day, each time causing serious damage to the file system.

    I finally got a belly full of Mandrake and installed Suse 8.1
    From that point on life went so much smoother. I could at last use my computer rather than spend all my time fighting to keep it running or to get it running in the first place.

    Being that this new distro is the spawn of one of the Mandrake people I already know without looking that it's shit. I'll pass and I suggest that you pass too if you want a functional, stable system.
    Now I am in the process of converting my systems from Suse to Gentoo because of the Micro-Novell debacle.
    Go Debian or Gentoo but avoid Mandr* inspired distros at all costs.

    Easy to use =/= good.

  46. Re:ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by ksd1337 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So clever. She tried to use black rubber bracelets to mask her wrist slits. It's OK, lady. You aren't the only Mac user out there.

  47. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by Falladir · · Score: 1

    Depending on what window decorations you use, the upper right pixel on the screen does different things. In my current window decorations, it doesn't do anything (I guess it de-focuses the current window :\) which isn't really optimal. In plastik, the current default KDE decorations, it lets you resize from that point. I want to agree with you, that the GNOME bar makes it harder to close windows quickly, but it seems that some adjustment is needed after throwing the cursor regardless of whether the GNOME bar is up there. In GNOME I found that the middle of the top bar is completely wasted, so I ditched the top bar in favor if a kde-style panel at the bottom. Now I'm using KDE and I have the wonkiest panel configuration ever, with one panel on each screen, at the left and right sides. Vertical taskbars are nice, because the amount of filled space gives you really fast visual feedback about the number of tasks running. If the GNOME double-panel scheme is good for anything, it's branding.

  48. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    Date and an easy to access calendar. Don't forget the calendar :)... If only I could find one at my Windows computer at work...

    http://www.crispybytes.com/dateintray/?abt

    "Date In Tray". Does pretty much exactly what it claims. Works well, and is free.

  49. Day Late. Dollar Short. by Plekto · · Score: 1

    The problem here is that he's just making it easier to install. Not to actually set up.

    Xandros beat him to it a long time ago and is well worth the $30-$40 for a first time UNIX user. Nice hand-holding, nice drivers, easy as pie to install, and real live customer support to walk you through it.

    As a computer person myself, I'd not pay for it, but as an average person who would rather get back to answering emails and watching TIVO episodes of 24, $30-$40 is cheap for the time and asprin it saves.

  50. Uhm, somebody explain this statement to me by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    "The first answer we have is to consider the OS + applications as a whole system that we could call an "Application System". This system should:
    1- always provide the most up to date stable features and self-upgrade automatically
    2- require no, or very little, administration by the user
    3- open users horizon to potentially every application which exists, the simple way

    For this release of Ulteo Sirius Alpha1, we have focused on the first point. This means that after the first installation, Ulteo will try to check for any new versions available if a network connection is available, and self-upgrade by using an incremental upgrade mechanism."

    Uh, now exactly how does this differ from Kubuntu?

    EXACTLY, please?

    I get up in the morning, I see an Adept icon in the system tray. I click on it, it downloads suggested updates, I select them and say apply, it does, I'm done.

    Are we saying that Ulteo will automatically apply these upgrades without telling me - like Windows can do - and that these upgrades will NOT break anything on the system - guaranteed?

    If so, that's nice - but it hardly makes Ulteo a massive advancement over Kubuntu.

    If they can pull off the last two points, that WOULD be a major advance. Email me when it happens.

    First, though, I'l wait until a) they prove their installation process works first time, every time, and b) they make good on their "self-upgrade" promise.

    Until then, I'll stick with Kubuntu - or move back to Mandriva, Gael's old distro.

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  51. The king is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Long live the new flavor of the month! The new distro smell hasn't even worn off of Ubunghole, and already people are moving on.

    And everyone tries to claim Linux people are too flighty!! With this level of dedication and determination, we should be catching Windows 95's tail lights any decade now.

  52. I can name someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *cough* So you do operate that way. You just don't see yourself as a troll.

    Arguing the faults of Linux that were resolved a year ago as valid points makes people at the very least question your motives. And at worse, call you a troll.

    You know, if you made valid points against Ubuntu you would be upgraded to hater (I am an MS hater for instance). You could do a lot more damage if your arguments were credible. But you don't really want that, do you? From what I've witnessed of you, I can only conclude that you only want negative attention.

    If I were to classify you, I would categorize your behaviour as being synonymous with a dumped 15-year-old ex-girlfriend who won't stop calling at 2 AM. And my advice would be the same, "Get over it!"

    That is why you are a troll.

    1. Re:I can name someone... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0

      *cough* So you do operate that way. You just don't see yourself as a troll.

      Operate what way? Over 90% of my comments have nothing to do with Linux. The ones that do, are because I have something relevant to add, or because someone claimed something that blatantly contradicted my direct experience with it.

      I agree, it would be nice to have the Karma modifer all the time. It would be nice if people didn't use modding down to mean "I disagree". But as long a they do, I have to space my criticisms far enough apart so that my karma isn't destroyed.

      That sure fosters open discussion, eh?

      Arguing the faults of Linux that were resolved a year ago as valid points makes people at the very least question your motives.

      They weren't "resolved". Half the people walk away falsely thinking the Live CD at the time was the same as the install CD, or that my hard drive had a hardware problem. Neither is true.

      You know, if you made valid points against Ubuntu

      I *have* made valid points against Ubuntu. Several people admit this each time I bring it up.

      You could do a lot more damage if your arguments were credible. But you don't really want that, do you?

      No, I don't want to "do damage", except to egos. I want to wake Linux fanboys from their blissful ignorance. I don't mind if they're content with its market share. I don't mind if they're doing their best to increase its market share yet are frustrated it's not catching on. But when they make pitiful efforts to make it usable to more people, and still wonder why it has low market share, *then* I have to explain what's wrong with that picture.

      If I were to classify you, I would categorize your behaviour as being synonymous with a dumped 15-year-old ex-girlfriend who won't stop calling at 2 AM.

      If I were to classify you, I would categorize your behavior as being synonymous with (I think you mean "analagous to", but I'm mocking you here) someone who considers calling another's behavior "synonymous with a dumped 15-year-old ex-girlfriend who won't stop calling at 2 AM" to be a valid argument.

      And my advice would be the same, "Get over it!"

      Sure, I have gotten over it. But when people lie, I will correct them.

      That is why you are a troll.

      As differentiated, of course, from all those non-trolls that post AC.

    2. Re:I can name someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because someone claimed something that blatantly contradicted my direct experience with it.

      I had a problem with IRQs under Windows... In 1995 using Windows 3.1. I don't talk about it, and even if I did it would be wrong of me not to point out that it is a problem with a past version that was fixed in the next revision. (Read this point again, I'll be referring to it a lot)

      I agree, it would be nice to have the Karma modifer all the time. It would be nice if people didn't use modding down to mean "I disagree". But as long a they do, I have to space my criticisms far enough apart so that my karma isn't destroyed.

      That sure fosters open discussion, eh?


      I appear to be having an open discussion with you right now, despite my lack of karma. In your case, people aren't disagreeing with your opinion. They disagree, like I do, with the facts you present. BTW, I don't disagree with the fact that you fucked up your computer using Ubuntu. I disagree, as stated by the Windows 3.1 example, that your case is an example of why Ubuntu v6.10 is not user friendly.

      They weren't "resolved". Half the people walk away falsely thinking the Live CD at the time was the same as the install CD, or that my hard drive had a hardware problem. Neither is true.

      I'll take responsibility for an ambiguity in my earlier text (although I believe someone with your gifts to rotate an argument is just exploiting a bug I wrote), by resolved I'm not referring to your case. I'm referring to the LiveCD and InstallCD being merged in version 6.06 LTS. Again, see the Windows 3.1 example for my reasoning in this case.

      I *have* made valid points against Ubuntu. Several people admit this each time I bring it up.

      I can't help but take the bait on this one, could you point out some examples? Oh, and please make sure that they are relevant to Ubuntu v6.10... Again, I don't think that is impossible, I'd just like to see it (I don't mind negative discussion, it leads to constructive criticism, and I know you want to say that your criticism is constructive, but the construction of a solution has occurred, thus criticizing it is irrelevant).

      No, I don't want to "do damage", except to egos. I want to wake Linux fanboys from their blissful ignorance. I don't mind if they're content with its market share. I don't mind if they're doing their best to increase its market share yet are frustrated it's not catching on. But when they make pitiful efforts to make it usable to more people, and still wonder why it has low market share, *then* I have to explain what's wrong with that picture.

      Again, if you bring up an outdated point the "fanboys" will ignore your argument's content. I'd like to see you argue an issue that isn't resolved (see above for definition of resolved). Again, back to the Win 3.1 example (I feel that I have to bring it up every paragraph for some reason, you might even say that I refuse to get off the subject, which is deliciously ironic).

      If I were to classify you, I would categorize your behavior as being synonymous with (I think you mean "analagous to", but I'm mocking you here) someone who considers calling another's behavior "synonymous with a dumped 15-year-old ex-girlfriend who won't stop calling at 2 AM" to be a valid argument.

      I'm human, I made an error (I make plenty). Sorry. But my point still stands. You're not letting go of an issue despite the fact that it is over (guess what, back to the Windows 3.1 example). I was in error to give an analogy (thanks!), because it only gave you ammo against me (I'm blunt to a fault, a common trait where I'm from).

      Sure, I have gotten over it. But when people lie, I will correct them.

      By not disclosing that your problem is one of the past (I'm getting tired of saying back to the Windows 3.1 example, but go back there), you are being dishonest, whether you realize it or not. And you are doing so by making it seem like Ubuntu v6.10 has problems that were resol

    3. Re:I can name someone... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0, Troll

      I had a problem with IRQs under Windows... In 1995 using Windows 3.1. I don't talk about it, and even if I did it would be wrong of me not to point out that it is a problem with a past version that was fixed in the next revision. (Read this point again, I'll be referring to it a lot)

      I don't think your problem is analagous (synonymous). Your problem with IRQs was not a case where you were unnecessarily exposed to the risk of being locked out of your computer due to IRQ problems, without being informed of the the alternatives to mitigate this risk.

      I have made very clear in the past that my complaint is *not* about this or that error here or there. I have specifically said that GRUB failure was not what ticked me off. The reason I bring up my experience in the Ubuntu threads is not to get that one specific mistake fixed, but because the error I did run into was symptomatic of very, very poor design that completely ignores the needs of new users. You cannot have the problem I did because of a simple programming oversight. It results from ignoring user needs all the way through.

      Of course that specific problem has been fixed. But as long as the Linux community compartmentalizes these huge problems as just something to paper over when enough people gripe about it, rather than making a serious attempt at design from the ground up, it will never get the market share it wants. That is the reason I continue to bring this up, and the point is relevant even if my specific problem was fixed.

      I appear to be having an open discussion with you right now, despite my lack of karma.

      Sure, because you didn't just get 14 responses, most of which had huge errors in them, while you were limited to two (or zero!) posts per day. You know, like my former incarnation did after saying something unpopular.

      In your case, people aren't disagreeing with your opinion.

      Yes, they are.

      BTW, I don't disagree with the fact that you fucked up your computer using Ubuntu.

      Except it's not a fact. *I* made no error. I followed the install instructions precisely. And it was because I listened to the install instructions -- i.e. HIGHLY RECOMMENDING a risky, unnecessary MBR purge -- that I had problems in the first place. I took several un-recommended precautions. What I did not do was follow the *right* un-recommended, but absolutely vital precautions. And that's not an error on my part.

      And of course, I do take responsibility for *trusting* the instructions in the first place. But please remember, "You failed because you actually read the instructions" is not a very strong defense.

      I'm AC, so what?

      So these posts aren't going into your history on the Slashdot user name that you use when you're not trolling. So you don't have to stand behind those posts when speaking from your serious account.

      You know, like I'm doing right now.

    4. Re:I can name someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason I bring up my experience in the Ubuntu threads is not to get that one specific mistake fixed, but because the error I did run into was symptomatic of very, very poor design that completely ignores the needs of new users. You cannot have the problem I did because of a simple programming oversight. It results from ignoring user needs all the way through.

      Do you have anything more than the GRUB story to back this opinion up? Again, I'm not a Linux die-hard (and am more than familiar with Linux) so you can convince me otherwise without much trouble. See your problem doesn't happen much, what you want to complain about is something that every Linux user has experienced.

      And I will state that the average user is not capable of installing any OS onto semi-generic hardware (yes, even OS X). The only time they can install an OS is when they plop an image onto a drive, but that image has to be carefully prepared beforehand with a specific piece of hardware in mind.

      It's easy to say that things should be better, especially when you don't understand how they work. Always remember, the x86(_64)* is a piece of shit. It has a lot of little stupid rules you have to work around. It is what happens when you have a 30 year old CPU under constant (and terrible) evolution (that wasn't that strong to begin with), with a 25-year old BIOS system that is the most archaic part of your computer.

      Of course that specific problem has been fixed. But as long as the Linux community compartmentalizes these huge problems as just something to paper over when enough people gripe about it, rather than making a serious attempt at design from the ground up, it will never get the market share it wants. That is the reason I continue to bring this up, and the point is relevant even if my specific problem was fixed.

      A combined LiveCD and Install CD is a great feature (I wish MS and Apple had them [I haven't tried Vista or Tiger yet, so they might have it]). It wasn't added cause some guy complained about the bootloader fucking him over.

      Complaining about something that has been fixed allows people to dismiss your argument easier. You could start with a much stronger position (if you moved on to another complaint). Again though, this leads me to believe that you want to complain and argue about semantics that are in the past rather than discuss real problems (thus attracting negative attention). Again, by focusing on a dead issue that you have proven attracts flaming (If I start a flamewar 5 times, maybe the 6th will be different!), you give the appearance that you wish to do nothing more than troll. But if you made one slight change that would still support your general argument of bad design you could have _real_ discussions. Again, I'm telling you to flame Ubuntu and Linux all you want, as long as the flames are current and real issues. Talking about the flaws of Ubuntu 5.(04|10) is a non issue.

      Except it's not a fact. *I* made no error. I followed the install instructions precisely. And it was because I listened to the install instructions -- i.e. HIGHLY RECOMMENDING a risky, unnecessary MBR purge -- that I had problems in the first place.

      Unnecessary?!? Did you want Linux to modify WINDOWS bootloader? Or did you want to do it manually? Chances of the user getting locked out in these cases are a lot higher (and you do have to modify the bootloader). Next you'll be telling me that upgrading firmware should be made safer because of the risk of bricking a device.

      And how do you know that you made no error? From what you've said, no one has correctly diagnosed the problem (I assume it is a IDE-based issue, but I would need to know more about the problem before I concluded with that). And because you are the only case I've heard of that Linux could not be booted (I've dealt with Windows boot problems, but not Linux) from GRUB, I have to assume that something on your end is fucked up (nothing personal, but it is the safest assumption).

      Take the ha

    5. Re:I can name someone... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Do you have anything more than the GRUB story to back this opinion up?

      Oh, no, the actual Linux users can fill in that gap better than I can.

      See your problem doesn't happen much

      Design based around the idea that user needs are "just another inconvenience"? Oh, with Linux that happens quite a bit.

      It's easy to say that things should be better, especially when you don't understand how they work.

      No, I'm afraid that trick doesn't work on me. I have suggested a better way, based on only things I can observe. Specifically: for my install, I could have put grub on the hard drive that had Linux instead of wiping the existing MBR. That way, when I want to load Ubuntu, I just tell the computer to boot from that drive.

      A combined LiveCD and Install CD is a great feature (I wish MS and Apple had them [I haven't tried Vista or Tiger yet, so they might have it]). It wasn't added cause some guy complained about the bootloader fucking him over.

      Really? Then why was it added?

      Complaining about something that has been fixed allows people to dismiss your argument easier.

      No, the Ubuntu design philosophy (the *real* one, not the one they falsely claim to have) most certainly has not been fixed.

      Unnecessary?!? Did you want Linux to modify WINDOWS bootloader?

      See above. It was unnecessary to change the main hard drive's MBR.

      And how do you know that you made no error?

      Because I followed the instructions. (Though apparently, following Ubuntu instructions counts as an error, but whatever.)

      From what you've said, no one has correctly diagnosed the problem

      No, I never said that. The problem has since been correctly diagnosed. The GRUB error was due to the hard drive I put Ubuntu on, being too large (over 137 gig), which matched the error message. So in a sense, the error is "on my end" -- the hard drive wasn't "right". But there was no instruction that said, "by the way, if your hard drive larger than [], do this []." So, I don't see what error I made.

      But you still believe Ubuntu design is focused on user needs, right?

      See, tech support is a greedy algorithm, you create a list of potential problems and start with the most likely proportionate to how simply they can be fixed.

      Uh huh. And see, GRUB error 25 would be the first step, since that was the error message and I tried all the other simple stuff. The Ubuntu forum instead thought that using a Live or Windows CD was the simplest. They were wrong, and I was right. I did not have a Live/Windows CD. (Hm, wonder why that is?) I did not have a CD burner. (Because I installed the damn OS.)

      Even still, I think you had a command prompt on the install CD (but I could be mistaken), so you could have mounted the Linux partition (if you couldn't then we've found the cause of your problems) and used wget and mkisofs to make a LiveCD

      You're the first person to ever suggest that.

      Your brother put Windows on it, and you are presumably happy.

      No, I'm not happy that the Linux community botched my next-best alternative to Windows.

      But someone, who doesn't know enough to Linux working isn't exactly a prime candidate to debate the problems in Linux

      No, the fact that I walked the path that potential converts would use, personally experienced that problem, and saw a plainly obvious way around that problem qualifies me sufficiently.

      Yes, you couldn't do it, but why do you think you represent any part of the population?

      I don't. I'm not. Rather, I'm *more* computer-savvy than the mouth-breathers you want to bring on board. That's not good.

      The story ends with your brother putting Windows on your machine. So I ask, have you installed and setup Windows or OS X? Yes or No. It is a simple question, but you've been vague about it (for whatever reason).

      No, I haven't been vague about it, you just haven't ask

  53. Re:Irony upon irony... by jazir1979 · · Score: 1

    Good question, I haven't really looked in awhile. Have they *all* disappeared??

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  54. How is this significant? by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Were you able to discern either from the OP or the linked article how this Ulteo distribution is different from Ubuntu or anything else? The article says that existing Linux desktop offerings (such as Mandriva and Ubuntu, presumably) are not sufficient to ensure widespread Linux adoption (though I would contest the implicit assertion that Linux is somehow NOT already widespread in a variety of arenas), and then fails to say what IS necessary, and for that matter how his offering is different.

    Unless I missed something?

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    1. Re:How is this significant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't listen to this starkruzr, he can't be trusted, and likes to lie here. Proof is below:

      "Also, I never said I was from Staten Island. You did. I never said I was the girl in that picture either, you did." - by StarKruzr (74642) on Thursday March 29, @06:16PM (#18536049)

      I never said you were a girl, YOU did, lol! Here is the posting where you did:

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=227475&cid=184 94155

      You are a guy, or look like one, sorry to tell you, lol... NOT A WOMAN, even though you said you were, lol! You surely act like one, rotflmao.

      More typical arstechnica forums members online lies, now from this nut StarKruzr (from Jeremy Reimer's disciple, lol, he gets caught in lies like Jeremy Reimer: The ULTIMATE liar, pretending to be some computer expert, yet has no degrees in computer science, nor even A+ or MSCE certs, or years if not decades of professional experience in this field in the trenches), that starts up crap with everyone?

      StarKruzr is not a woman though (but sure is a liar, another Jeremy Reimer/Jay Little (arstechnica morons who operate the same way and get caught everytime) style liar, lol, & like they, got his ass beat in thru his own dishonesties) and starLOSER is from Staten Island NY, and that is him in the photo below and his name's jarett.

      You are such a liar, you just will not stop will you? StarKruzr from Staten Island?? You said it on other forums.

      StarKruzr
      Geek Apprentice
      On your being starkruzr and from Staten Island?
      Posts: 49
      From: Staten Island, NY, USA, Earth, Sol System
      Registered: Jul 2000

      That's from this site -> http://www.geekculture.com/ultimatebb/Forum11/HTML /000009.html

      You're from staten island and being named Jarrett, we already know this is your photo at this point in the url below, and if you note it's name? You see Jarett in that photo name. Again: You are a guy, or look like one, sorry to tell you, lol... NOT A WOMAN, even though you said you were, lol! You surely act like one, rotflmao.

      http://gallery.r3v3ng.net/albums/BoardyPhotos/jare tt_katey_maria.jpg

      Though it may come as a shock to you, considering your pud's probably too tiny to see, lol, you probably THINK you are a woman, lol! But, you are a guy, or a liar... lol!

      AND THIS THREAD HERE SHOWS YOU ARE MATCHING AN EMAIL TO YOUR NAME starkruzr, to jarett

      http://www.opacity.us/search.php?q=starkruzr%40sta rkruzr.com&submit=search&where=comments&u=1#result s

      Posted by: Jarett
      Hi guys, Anyone know what her name is? starkruzr@starkruzr.com

      Man, You're a TOTAL liar starLOSER, who's been caught, and the arstechnica member trend and typical pattern continues, lol, BUSTED as a liar.

      Are you proud of this?

      Because if so, do not consider politics as a career. ROTFLMAO!

      If you do, I am talking to the next Richard Nixon, and lol, certainly NOT George Washington ("I cannot tell a lie") lol... except you are chopping down your credibility faster than George Washington could whack down his cherry tree, & your own lies are the axe, lol!

      Man, you are TOO easy to see through & far too easy to prove you are a liar.

      What a waste of time, I am dealing with a total liar! Another dishonorable arstechnica coward, oh well, typical of them!

      "I think it's HILARIOUS to harass YOU online. Just you. Only you." - by StarKruzr (74642) on Friday March 30, @12:21AM (#18539431)

      One who thinks it's cool to harass others online, by putting down others as well who have created decent tools for others to use like

  55. Re:Irony upon irony... by yoasif · · Score: 1

    You could also install Ubuntu as a disk image on your hard drive. You will still need to boot into it (it's not a VM), but it's a very easy install (ie hit next a few times, like most Windows apps).

  56. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

    It's not about replacing adequate tools. Steering wheels work great on cars, but there comes a time when you can't market a steering wheel as a feature. It's to be taken for granted, because it is beyond mundane--it's expected.

    "Tired" doesn't mean that it needs to be replaced. It just means that it's old and worn, and it's absurd to claim that you're doing it better than anyone else doing the exact same thing.

  57. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

    Just because it works doesn't mean it's not tired. It's old, it's unimpressive, but it's functional. So is the wheel. It's a tired metaphor, but there's no compelling reason to switch to anything else.

    The general desktop interface is well established. Toolbars and menus aren't the problem. Windows 95 is dated. Again, the "start" menu isn't really well thought-out. It's a dumping ground for everything. The desktop is an icon minefield for so many users--but why? Why isn't the default, empty desktop of a computer a fully usable interface? We've got folders to keep files. We've got multiple desktops and file drawers to make use of multiple applications and quick-access to commonly used files and shortcuts. We've got an adequate menu system that can handle topical separation, instead of piling it all into submenus of a single button which might as well be called "menu." We have high-resolution displays capable of handling more than a thin strip of text and small icons to show what's open.

    Just because something works well doesn't mean it's really the best. Mac OS and KDE and Gnome and BeOS all work pretty well. "Easy" shouldn't mean simply 'familiar'--nor can "revolutionary" mean "rehash." Ulteo is only "easy" if you already know Windows, in which case ANYTHING can be as easy so long as it copies Windows.

    It's not a bad decision, and it's not a criticism of the UI choice, because as you say, it works fine. But it's no more or less "easy" than anything else, and it's certainly not "revolutionary" in any capacity.

  58. Do you have this in a Notepad file somewhere? by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    C:\Documents and Settings\APK+++++++++++++++++\Desktop\imustfindmyl over.txt?

    For the last time, APK: NO MEANS NO.

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  59. Do you like being caught lying and exposed for it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not apk, but you are yet another snivelling arstechnica online weasel caught lying as usual, and exposed for it here at slashdot:

    "Also, I never said I was from Staten Island. You did. I never said I was the girl in that picture either, you did." - by StarKruzr (74642) on Thursday March 29, @06:16PM (#18536049)

    I never said you were a girl, YOU did, lol! Here is the posting where you did:

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=227475&cid=184 94155

    You are a guy, or look like one, sorry to tell you, lol... NOT A WOMAN, even though you said you were, lol! You surely act like one, rotflmao.

    More typical arstechnica forums members online lies, exposed.

    (StarKruzr = Jeremy Reimer's disciple, lol, he gets caught in lies like Jeremy Reimer: The ULTIMATE liar, pretending to be some computer expert, yet has no degrees in computer science, nor even A+ or MSCE certs, or years if not decades of professional experience in this field in the trenches, that starts up crap with everyone?)

    StarKruzr is not a woman though like he said quoted above. (but starloser certainly is a liar, another Jeremy Reimer/Jay Little (arstechnica morons who operate the same way and get caught everytime) style liar, lol, & like they, got his ass beat in thru his own dishonesties) and starLOSER is from Staten Island NY, and that is him in the photo below and his name's jarett.

    You are such a liar, you just will not stop will you? StarKruzr from Staten Island?? You said it on other forums.

    StarKruzr
    Geek Apprentice
    On your being starkruzr and from Staten Island?
    Posts: 49
    From: Staten Island, NY, USA, Earth, Sol System
    Registered: Jul 2000

    That's from this site -> http://www.geekculture.com/ultimatebb/Forum11/HTML /000009.html

    You're from staten island and being named Jarrett, we already know this is your photo at this point in the url below, and if you note it's name? You see Jarett in that photo name. Again: You are a guy, or look like one, sorry to tell you, lol... NOT A WOMAN, even though you said you were, lol! You surely act like one, rotflmao.

    http://gallery.r3v3ng.net/albums/BoardyPhotos/jare tt_katey_maria.jpg

    Though it may come as a shock to you, considering your pud's probably too tiny to see, lol, you probably THINK you are a woman, lol! But, you are a guy, or a liar... lol!

    AND THIS THREAD HERE SHOWS YOU ARE MATCHING AN EMAIL TO YOUR NAME starkruzr, to jarett

    http://www.opacity.us/search.php?q=starkruzr%40sta rkruzr.com&submit=search&where=comments&u=1#result s

    Posted by: Jarett
    Hi guys, Anyone know what her name is? starkruzr@starkruzr.com

    Man, You're a TOTAL liar starLOSER, who's been caught, and the arstechnica member trend and typical pattern continues, lol, BUSTED as a liar.

    Are you proud of this? Because if so, do not consider politics as a career. ROTFLMAO!

    If you do, I am talking to the next Richard Nixon, and lol, certainly NOT George Washington ("I cannot tell a lie") lol... except you are chopping down your credibility faster than George Washington could whack down his cherry tree, & your own lies are the axe, lol!

    Man, you are TOO easy to see through & far too easy to prove you are a liar.

    What a waste of time, we are all dealing with a total liar in StarLOSER here! Another dishonorable arstechnica coward, oh well, typical of them!

    "I think it's HILARIOUS to harass YOU online. Just you. Only you." - by StarKruzr (74642) on Friday March 30, @12:21AM (#18539431)

    One who thinks it's cool to harass others

  60. Re:ATTN: Windows Clickarounds! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah i'm talking to you. The wannabe computer programmer who thinks they are good at computers because they can click around the computer enough times and find the reboot button and 'fix' an inherently flawed windows system. You think you're cool because you can pirate photoshop but not know anything about it, get Microsoft Office for free but have the literacy of a 1st grader when writing a paper, and get a copy of Norton Anti-virus because your inherently flawed system is useless without Administrative privileges. Get a clue, you are not smart, you are just a corporate sheep for a company that will bury you if you ever tried to write any software that did anything remotely useful. You are a clickaround and all you know if your ugly gray existence that is Windows.

    Want the sourcecode to windows vista?

    head -n 1000000 /dev/random > Windows.com

  61. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by Raenex · · Score: 1

    "Tired" doesn't mean that it needs to be replaced. Sorry to nitpick, but yeah, the connotation is that it needs to be replaced. An analogous term is "stale". There is this pervasive idea that everything needs to be re-invented to be fresh in technology. I'm glad this point was addressed in an intelligent manner, as a counterpoint to the usual Microsoft bashing and Mac lovefest.
  62. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

    That's a common misbelief. "Stale" doesn't mean that it doesn't have its place--stale bread makes better French toast and croutons. Likewise, "tired" simply means worn, mundane, or hackneyed. It's erroneous to connote it with "no good." It's simply no longer new or worthy of remark. If you have stored in your head a connotation that requires anything "tired" meaning that it doesn't have its place or uses, you've lost fidelity to the original metaphor.

  63. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by Raenex · · Score: 1

    The connotation is bad. That's reality. Just because you can find an exceptional use for stale bread doesn't make the connotation go away. Clearly when described to interfaces and technology "tired" has a bad connotation, and that is how people are going to read it.

  64. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

    You can't define connotations not in the definition, and certainly not contrary to the author's intentions. The very definition of "tired" is, as I said, mundane, hackneyed, or worn. None of those necessitate replacement. If you are attaching that meaning to it, you're going beyond the scope of the word. Tired does not mean "obsolete" or "broken" or "ineffective." That's the long and the short of it.

    You might have that association in your mind, but it doesn't make it correct or intended. Your interpretation of the statement is wrong. That's a fact. You can't nitpick without authorities.

  65. [Attempted] Windows clones by Elentari · · Score: 1
    Wy is 'easiest' synonymous with 'most like Windows'?

    Spoon-feeding distros that try to look like Windows, but don't, just end up being rejected. This is because they look so close to Windows that users complain when they don't work exactly the same way. A truly easy to use distro needs an individual, intuitive GUI, not one that people can claim is a bad copy of anything Microsoft's put out.

    I've never heard anyone say that they hate the absence of a 'Start' menu in OSX.

  66. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by Raenex · · Score: 1

    You can't define connotations not in the definition "the associated or secondary meaning of a word or expression in addition to its explicit or primary meaning"

    Stale food in general is avoided in favor of fresh food. Worn items are replaced. Mundane work is to be avoided. Hackneyed expressions should be avoided in writing or speech. All these words have negative connotation.

    I can't believe you're arguing this bullshit. How tiresome. Have the last word; I'm out.
  67. Re:Redefining through mimicry? I think not. by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

    Worn objects are not always replaced (jeans, furniture, cars). Mundane work still exists, even if it's not liked. Stale food doesn't mean it's inedible. Hackneyed is a descriptor and nothing more. You are associating a negative connotation that goes beyond the meaning of the words--connotation is always based on the word, and by definition cannot be the same for every person. As a matter of pragmatics, there are a number of degrees of liberty where semantic reference remains true to semantic sense. Your connotation is not correct. It is not the intention of the author, jackass. You simply can't argue the point.

    You're the one arguing bullshit, and I'll gladly take the last word, because I WROTE THE DAMN SENTENCE. Your connotation is wrong. Period, full stop.

    Enjoy your next ill-founded linguistic argument. Perhaps you will target blood oranges for not being the color of blood. Or maybe someone will comment that their car is worn out and you'll attack them for not replacing or even DESIRING a replacement.

    What a tool.