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NASA Tackles Ethics of Deep-Space Exploration

TheTony writes "With long-term projects like manned Mars exploration on the horizon, NASA has begun discussing previously taboo subjects. Ethical and practical questions involving illness, death, genetic profiling, and astronaut relations and behavior in space need to be addressed, as NASA begins to consider new policies with these extended missions in mind." From the article: "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

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  1. Masturbation never hurt anyone. by tripler6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Except cute little kittens.

  2. Use the air lock by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

    If jettisoning was good enough for Spock then it's good enough for the rest of them.

    1. Re:Use the air lock by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Funny

      This problem can be averted entirely if they avoid sending them up during their Pon Farr.

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    2. Re:Use the air lock by White+Yeti · · Score: 5, Funny

      Research indicates that, after 180 days in this tincan, many crewmembers will harbor ill will toward each other and may, in fact, succumb to Space Madness. By my calculations, there is a 97.3% chance that 54.9% of the crew will wish to perform violent and deadly acts upon me at that point. Therefore, the mandate of self-preservation dictates that, as soon as we achieve our transfer trajectory, I must attempt to kill as many of the crew as possible.

      Wait... Did I say that out loud?

  3. How to handle... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

    "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    Easy, make a hole in the spaceship at waist height.
    Their finger will be too small and there are no Inanimate Carbon Rods to save the day.

    -273 degrees of spaceness is enough to dampen the desire of all but the most eager.

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    1. Re:How to handle... by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's it: you've hit upon an even better solution right in your proposal. The key to maintaining relationships in space is ... this inanimate carbon rod!

    2. Re:How to handle... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Nah....just have NASA develop the perfect 'space' pill for the women!!

      Hell, they invented Tang....why not something that will now allow the astronauts to have all the 'tang' they want while up in space, with no pregnancies??

      Man..the best stuff gets invented with the space program, doesn't it?

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  4. Easy by jackhererUK · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would have thought that the best way to cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long would be for them to have sex with each other ;-)

    1. Re:Easy by physburn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, they should take a pornstar or two on the mission and licence the movie footage to one of the major porn labels. The sales would probably pay for a major part of the mission. The only problem would be the titles which will be more excruciating than triple anal. Things like, Butt Wreck: Where no man has come before. I serious actually, it would be a good idea, and will probably be done in an orbitting hotel someday. But Nasa is of course too prudish to let it happen.

    2. Re:Easy by Hennell · · Score: 5, Informative

      Whilst that might solve that problem, it creates a whole lot more. This article details some of the complications that the physics of zero gravity might bring.
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    3. Re:Easy by PopeOptimusPrime · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sex raises some interesting questions:
      What about space pregnancy?
      ...
      Do they have coat-hangers and back-alleys in space?

    4. Re:Easy by Xelios · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ahh the million mile high club!

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    5. Re:Easy by utnapistim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What about space pregnancy?

      Pregnancy should be a definite "NO" - I think. That is not only due to lack of data (it is difficult to estimate the problems in evolution of an embryo in 0G), but for the actual birth, and what comes after it.

      Considering that getting _privacy_ is still an issue, having a sterile environment for a birth sounds prohibitive, as does raising a newly born in space (at the moment). You have to think about special food, diapers (or something similar), a baby crying at all hours and breaking the awake/rest pattern of the crew, radiation effect on a newborn and probably two dozen other problems I cannot think about.

      Pregnancy in space should be at least a few decades in the future, to have some decent estimates for a healthy baby/crew/mission success.

      That means that -at the moment - any decision taken regarding sex on a space mission should take into account some good way(s) of preventing any pregnancy.

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    6. Re:Easy by Himring · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is it me, or is asking /. for advice on sex like asking a fish for advice on traversing a desert?...

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    7. Re:Easy by the_womble · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would have thought that the best way to cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long would be for them to have sex with each other ;-)
      Alternatively you can send people who are used to not having sex: advertise on Slashdot.
    8. Re:Easy by the_womble · · Score: 4, Interesting

      More seriously than my other answer, sexual relationships are a lot tricker in a small group in a spaceship than in normal society:

      1) You cannot get away from a person who rejected you
      2) You cannot avoid someone who refuses to accept a rejection
      3) You cannot avoid living and working with some who took a third person from you.
      4) People's sexuality can be affected by unusual conditions.

      The best solution is probably to use stable couples for really long missions (months to years), but that makes it harder to recruit the best. Even then if things do go wrong you have a horrible mess.

      Psychological screening is essential in any case - and not just for the headline grabbing sex issue. There are plenty of ways in which a small group at close quarters can go wrong.

    9. Re:Easy by ray-auch · · Score: 5, Funny


      Not many fish are going to have spent half their life watching videos of deserts...

    10. Re:Easy by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 2, Funny

      a million miles relative to the earth maybe... damned theory of relativity always shutting the man down

      I, however, suggest a new pseudonym for sex in space: flippity floppity floob

    11. Re:Easy by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 4, Funny

      This article details some of the complications that the physics of zero gravity might bring.

      The article doesn't cover oral, where bodily fluids are...well...disposed of.....if you're extremely lucky.

      BBH

    12. Re:Easy by Pxtl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Probably growing up under zero-G would cause bizarre and potentially lethal deformities. Astronauts already have to work out incessently when in space to try and slow the onset of osteoparosis that afflicts them.

      And plus, my biggest concern with a baby wouldn't be the noise, but the fluids. Babies are veritable fountains of goo that you wouldn't want aerosolled into the breathing air.

    13. Re:Easy by *weasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      do it on the exercise wheel. duh.
      artificial gravity brings the mechanical problems down to 'sex in a sauna'.
      (trust me, people aren't avoiding that just because it's hotter and sweatier)

      As for the social dynamics... don't we have data from BIO2?
      And years of McMurdo and Amundsen/Scott winter-over crews?
      They're pretty darn isolated for good chunks of time.

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    14. Re:Easy by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but then you get problems like:
      How do you cope with living in a space vessel the size of a closet with an ex and her new boyfriend?

      It's not the logistics of intercourse that are the real problem. It's the social consequences of living with humans in intimate relationships. You can separate sex from intimacy, but intimacy is part of the reason that masturbation isn't enough.

      There are also problems such as:
      How do we handle astronauts with differing sex drives?
      What happens if *no* astronauts are willing to engage in intercourse with a given astronaut?
      What about astronauts with spouses on Earth? Are they more or less desirable for space travel?

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    15. Re:Easy by Fex303 · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...and probably two dozen other problems I cannot think about.
      Zero G diaper changes spring to mind...
    16. Re:Easy by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "Pregnancy should be a definite "NO" - I think. "

      You know..this thread brought to my mind that maybe they should think about things in a different manner.

      Why not on the long trips, send out crews of only gay men? No problems with pregnancy. They still have male libidos....so not much a chance of someone holding out on someone else for long....etc. I think it would be easier to find guys that could deal with sex without intimacy and all the problems that come with that. And there would be none of the problems that females might have with their periods, etc.

      I dunno...sounds strange, but, it might be something to look at...might solve the problems everyone is discussing here with pregnancy prevention, and relationship issues.

      But, man, if they did this...well, I remember all the jokes that surfaced after the Challenger blew up, imagine the ones coming out about this program.

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    17. Re:Easy by norman619 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ummm... I fail to see this as a problem. One word. Masturbation... The crew doesn't have to have sex with each other. Give them the correct equipment and they can take the issue firmly in hand and deal with it.

    18. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why not on the long trips, send out crews of only gay men?

      "Houston, this is Mars One. We have landed, and let me tell you, Mars is FABULOUS!!!"

    19. Re:Easy by smimi10 · · Score: 3, Funny

      How do you cope with living in a space vessel the size of a closet with an ex and her new boyfriend?
      Ask Fleetwood Mac. They seemed to have figured out how to do it alright. Well, except for the space vessel part. Although Stevie Nicks might qualify as one.
    20. Re:Easy by metamatic · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, if they want no pregnancy or infidelity causing conflict, they should send people who really believe in family values. Yeah, that's it, send Republicans.

      Hundreds of 'em.

      Just load 'em into the space ships and launch them off to Centaurus. Or somewhere. Anywhere.

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    21. Re:Easy by AGMW · · Score: 2, Funny
      One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?

      I'm thinking some sort of webcam?

      they should take a pornstar or two on the mission and licence the movie footage to one of the major porn labels

      ... and then they could rename the launch facility to Cape Carnal.

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    22. Re:Easy by shambalagoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The solution to that is easy: sex robots. They never say no, they're always available, and they'll always tell you it was the best they ever had.

    23. Re:Easy by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And like I figured if all the men were gay...well, then you have the sex problem taken care of.

      The problem with gay men, or gay women, or really any combination of crews where there's going to be mutual sexual attraction, is that there are serious opportunities for jealousy and infighting.

      I don't know if it was ever proved or not, but there were some theories going around about the accident on the USS Iowa being caused by one sailor who was involved in a homosexual affair with another committing suicide by tossing a cigarette butt into a powder charge. I think the theory was later discredited, or at least there wasn't enough evidence to support it, but I think the fact that it was considered for a time ought to give anyone contemplating a space mission pause. There's no reason why male-male attraction and a jilted gay lover couldn't become just as distracting/destructive as male-female attraction.

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    24. Re:Easy by evilviper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're absolutely right that the social problems are being vastly overblown. It seems most people can't understand any situation other than the one they're currently in, and invent all sorts of problems that don't really exist.

      It has always astonished me to hear of couples that "couldn't make the marriage work" because one person may regularly have to be away from home. Meanwhile, before planes and trains, people would routinely be separated for years at a time, and not uncommonly for much of their lives. I can't help but wonder at what point society suddenly switched from years apart being acceptable, to a few occasional weeks apart being intolerable...

      The same goes for isolation. Today we have all kinds of communications tech that was unimaginable when pioneers were traveling in small groups for months across harsh wilderness. For some reason, when it becomes "space" instead of "the middle of nowhere" people think there's something more dramatic and simply different about it.

      The same goes for hardship. Why people, over a century ago would regularly have to handle several of their children and commonly spouses dying, but today can't be asked to deal with their spouse having lost a limb, is beyond me.

      What is the trigger, in our modern society, all across the world, that causes our DNA to flip a switch, and turn us all from responsible adults, into the spoiled, unstable, irrational little children of today, which we expect everyone to be?

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  5. No sex please... by pubjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?

    Put something in their tea. I believe they used bromide to suppress the sexual urges of soldiers during the first world war.

    But really, is this that big a problem? I believe it's not difficult to chemically suppress sexual urges.

    1. Re:No sex please... by fazil · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, it was Saltpeter

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    2. Re:No sex please... by mi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Put something in their tea. I believe they used bromide to suppress the sexual urges of soldiers during the first world war.

      That only worked, because there weren't many females in close proximity. If you interact with them daily, no chemical will help much.

      Personally, I think, they should pick swingers for the mission — there will be no reproductive sex on board, so the partners need no particular attachment to each other (as parents-to-be should have). Swingers, who change partners easily, supposedly, can enjoy the physical aspect of it without "drama"...

      Finding capable astronauts, who are also into swinging, may be difficult, though...

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    3. Re:No sex please... by asninn · · Score: 2, Informative

      That only worked, because there weren't many females in close proximity. If you interact with them daily, no chemical will help much.

      Not *all* humans are heterosexual men, thankyouverymuch...

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    4. Re:No sex please... by Terminal+Saint · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, my understanding is that the old "they're putting stuff in the food so I can't get it up" myth is a result of stress. It's not at all uncommon that a soldier in basic or combat to be so physically and emotionally stressed that they are unable to preform. This is quite normal, however, the male ego refuses to believe this, so it clearly must be the result of outside interference, like the REMFs putting something in the food.

      And a quick search shows my memory serves me: http://www.snopes.com/military/saltpetr.htm

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  6. Easy. by Xest · · Score: 5, Funny

    "How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    Celibate space monks!

  7. How to deal with sexual desires? by apathy+maybe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Three simple possible ways, (ranked in order of preference).
    One, don't send people, send robots.
    Two, only send people who do not cling to the outdated notion of monogamy and who are also bi-sexual (or at least bi-curious).
    Three, castrate and/or otherwise remove the people's sexual desires (there are chemicals that will do only while they are being taken, and when they are stopped being taken, they stop working and everything goes back to normal). With this one, the chemicals would have to be put in the food, otherwise the folk won't take 'em...

    Similarly, with death you can also fix any problems, but
    One, sending robots.
    I'm sure there are other ways (make sure that everyone is mentally well adjusted and so on), but everyone lies on psych tests. (Read Blue Mars.)
    Actually, now I've just read the article. What to do with dead bodies ...
    Feed them back into the organic system, feed them into the power plant, throw them out the airlock. What else is there to do? Keep them in storage until the ship gets back to Earth?

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  8. Send an M.D. along by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a _________!"

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  9. Well... by Centurix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just let them fuck each other stupid. Christ, how hard is that? At least it'll pass the time until they get to Pluto or wherever the hell they're going.

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  10. Couples? by HateBreeder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why not just send married couples?

    Seems simple when you think about it...

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    1. Re:Couples? by pubjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why not just send married couples?

      Do you think any marriage could survive the couple being together 24 hours a day in an enclosed space for several years?

    2. Re:Couples? by peragrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It also partially solves, the jealousy problem.

      The problem isn't sex in space, but relationships in space. nasa hasn't figured out that part yet, how much you want to bet they screw it up?

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    3. Re:Couples? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why not just send married couples?
      Who are they supposed to fuck?
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    4. Re:Couples? by kasin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I work with my wife in the same room, metres away. I am her boss. We are within metres of each other nearly 24 hours a day.

      The secret? Knowing when the other person needs personal space and giving it to them. Same house, different headphones.

  11. Story in the Wrong Section by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny

    One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?
    Shouldn't this be filed under "Ask Slashdot"?
  12. the answer has been given about 1400 years ago by mapkinase · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?
    The answer Volume 7, Book 62, Number 3 (Sahih Bukhari)

    Narrated 'Alqama:

    While I was with Abdullah, 'Uthman met him at Mina and said, "O Abu 'Abdur-Rahman ! I have something to say to you." So both of them went aside and 'Uthman said, "O Abu 'Abdur-Rahman! Shall we marry you to a virgin who will make you remember your past days?" When 'Abdullah felt that he was not in need of that, he beckoned me (to join him) saying, "O 'Alqama!" Then I heard him saying (in reply to 'Uthman), "As you have said that, (I tell you that) the Prophet once said to us, 'O young people! Whoever among you is able to marry, should marry, and whoever is not able to marry, is recommended to fast, as fasting diminishes his sexual power.
    So the answer is clear: if men and women go on a long flight, they either should marry each other, or men should fast (in that case men and women should be segregated on different spaceships).

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  13. Obligatory by itsdapead · · Score: 5, Funny

    "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    A: Spend $100,000,000 developing high tech, er, appliances that work in zero gravity, then brace for the ensuing scandal when it emerges that the Russians just used pencils...

    Alternatively, recruit more nerds and less jocks. Why not advertise on Slashdot?

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    1. Re:Obligatory by Dan+East · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're probably being being facetious, but I'll be a stick in the mud anyway: that's an urban legend.

      Dan East

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    2. Re:Obligatory by itsdapead · · Score: 2, Funny

      but I'll be a stick in the mud anyway

      That is, of course, a valid solution, but it might not suit everybody. :-)

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  14. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_nitrate by weierstrass · · Score: 3, Informative

    A popular misconception is that potassium nitrate is an anaphrodisiac and was added to food in all-male institutions. In fact, potassium nitrate has no such effect in humans.

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  15. Healthy? by $pearhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?
    What's healthy got to do with anything? Wouldn't sexual desire among diseased be more of a problem?
  16. Good question by jandersen · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?

    You mean you don't know?

    1. Re:Good question by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      I seem to remember it has to do with bees and flowers... Wouldn't that be a problem in space ?

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  17. We'll find out in a few years. by Chemisor · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some are trying to find out.

  18. Good hands by Alioth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just choose astronauts with good hands.

    Sex is like bridge, after all. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

  19. How does WHO deal with it? by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Healthy men and women don't have a problem dealing with it. NASA seems to be the one with the problem. Let the healthy young men and women radio down "Houston, you have a problem down there. Deal with it. Now mind your own fucking business," and then shut off the cameras. Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick, NASA proudly shows off every new version of the zero G toilet, and they expect people to shit in it with nothing but a paper thin wall and a few inches between them and the rest of the crew, but the very thought of those same people fucking sends them into a tizzy. That's some sick and twisted thinking. I wouldn't trust them to tell me what I should do about my sex life. How the hell can these people talk about colonizing planets but have so much trouble with people making babies, or at least practising at it?

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    1. Re:How does WHO deal with it? by blahplusplus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      These questions are proof positive that humans are still immature... the truth is you make it an ethical requirement of an requirement to be an astronaut to not bow to animal prejudices, and by animal prejudices I mean drama nad political bullshit, not going without sex.

      To develop programs to rid people of nervous system agitation and make people face their fears and prejudices and understand the source of their likes / dislikes, etc:

      --Develop programs that expose people to tearing down their dislike / prejudice of others
      --Look into religions and other meditative traditions as binding principles.

      Many people have gone without sex for years for religious and other reasons (will power, etc) it's not as hard as people make it out to be. What needs to be done is making them aware that their animal nervous system (i.e. their "personal likes / dislikes") are not sacred...

      They have to have the wisdom not to temper there spirits... the fact is thats what the really need to do.

  20. Sex in space by SpinyNorman · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?

    Having put some considerable thought into this matter, I've come to the conclusion that strapping yourselves together with bungee cords would be the best way to cope.

  21. Stranger In A Strange Land by snitty · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heinlein had a solution: send couples. Of course, then they cheat on each other, have illegitimate babies, die on mars, their son is then raised by Martians and comes back to earth and starts a cult, and gets stoned to death. On second though, maybe sending couples isn't the best idea.

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  22. Re:Problem solved by AxminsterLeuven · · Score: 2, Funny

    No. Atmosphere blows. A common misconception.

  23. A tricky subject. by niktemadur · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How do you tackle the sex in our space program issue in a society with so many hangups and hypocrisies about it?

    Think about it, you're cooped up in a limited space with several roommates, an extremely stressful environment, even though there is an individual and collective sense of higher purpose in a manned space mission. But I still think there needs to be...um...release, not just physical (masturbation), but emotional (intercourse). Physical contact is a crucial part of a healthy body and mind.

    My solution would probably never be accepted, particularly after the driving from Texas to Florida in diapers fiasco, but here goes:
    After extensive psychological screening, accept the super balanced and respectful individuals who are comfortable with a couple-swapping scenario, a collective zero G free love kinda thing. Open minded individuals are way more relaxed than uptight ones, so that would be a plus when you're in a capsule for months if not years. But you probably couldn't tell the US public about it.

    Of course, it's likely they'll contemplate going the opposite way and giving the astronauts some sort of medication that suppresses the libido, which in my opinion would be inhumane, not to mention unnecessary.

    But then again, like I said, the US is a prudish society. Do we really want prudes to lead the way for humanity?

    Death in space. That's gonna be nasty. They'll likely never allow jettisoning the body into space, as it's the body of a hero that deserves the full honors. Remember, the US makes an extra effort to pull the bodies of KIA soldiers from combat zones.
    A friend of mine is an astrophysicist and participated in the great neutrino hunt a couple of decades ago in a mine shaft in Alaska during the winter. One of the colleagues died, but they were shut in until weather allowed for a helicopter pickup, so they ended up storing the colleague in the meat freezer. My friend still has occasional nightmares about it, almost twenty years on.

    Illness. I can think of nothing more horrifying that being a woman two months out into space, examining myself in the shower and finding a lump in my breast. So antioxidants, vitamin supplements, etc, will have to be an essential part of the rigorous diet, probably organic (no McDonald's for you mister/missus) for a couple of years before the launch. How about a daily glass of red wine and lots of garlic, too?

    If NASA tackles the health problem with the same fervor that they tackled the issues surrounding the Moon program, something much better than Tang or Velcro will eventually trickle down to the general public: great advancements in preventive medicine. And who knows what else.

    Damn, these issues are fascinating.

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    1. Re:A tricky subject. by danbert8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Correct me if I'm wrong (which I probably am), but can't you just tie the dead guy's foot the the back of the craft and drag him back to earth with you? Space should theoretically freeze dry him and somewhat preserve his remains until he could be loaded back into the craft for re-entry. The only problem you have to worry about is make sure he isn't floating outside the window, or floating behind the rocket exhaust.

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    2. Re:A tricky subject. by Mal-2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A friend of mine is an astrophysicist and participated in the great neutrino hunt a couple of decades ago in a mine shaft in Alaska during the winter. One of the colleagues died, but they were shut in until weather allowed for a helicopter pickup, so they ended up storing the colleague in the meat freezer.


      This is also what is done if someone dies on a cruise ship -- the body is kept in a freezer until the next port. There is no morgue, and although there is a doctor's office, the freezer there is NOT big enough to keep a body (unless doctor's freezers have grown at the same rate as the ships themselves). And no they don't take out all the food first, there would be nowhere to put it. I'm sure they move what they can, if only to prevent the repeated opening of the freezer, but if you're keeping the body on ice it would be because you're a day or more from the next port, and that means your food stores are probably near capacity.

      Accidental death and death by illness will happen no matter where you go, but you might be surprised how many people choose to off themselves during a cruise. It can be hard to tell after the fact if someone fell overboard because he was drunk, or if he got drunk to make the jump somewhat easier, or if he was pushed in some sort of drunken brawl, but I would suspect that the single leading cause of death on cruise ships (at least among passengers) is suicide, followed closely by misadventure.

      There have been plenty of cases where someone fell overboard and survived. I witnessed the tail end of one such rescue. The man had fallen from a low-level balcony, probably 40 feet above waterline, and was plucked out of the water with little more than a broken nose. That broken nose was probably acquired after being picked up by a speedboat, as a little parting gift for his asshattery. But if you fall from the Lido deck without making an effort to position yourself (cross your legs, cross your arms, and pray you go in feet first and just break your ankles) you can expect to go SPLAT exactly the way you would if you hit concrete.

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  24. Spay them all :) by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well one way to handle the sexual desire problems is to neuter them. I would hope that as a people, especially highly trained as astronauts are, that sex isn't going to be a pressing issue for them on a long term journey. Even if so, send married couples, or send singles, don't mix it up. You could also try drugs to suppress the desires as well. It may also depend on the mission as well. One other note, if we as a specie cannot operate sensibly in space, which can include safe sex, they why are we there?

    As for critical injuries, these are all professionals, many were test pilots. While some may never have served in the military they already know the risk their profession brings. If you set out the rules ahead of time they will accept their fate should it become an issue. If anything your going to have to deal with more of the non-critically injured wanting to break the rules to save a dieing friend than the other way around.

    As for surgery to prevent possible medical complications, thats a mess. You would have to study both the population at large as well as the astronauts family history to see which issues they are prone too.

    As for a dead astronaut. Bets are many would prefer to be buried at space if they have no immediate families at home. Still I cannot see why they cannot be ziplocked and stored in a cold but pressurized area of the ship. The only real negative is the emotional stress placed on the remaining crew having a corpse along, a corpse of a friend.

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  25. Obvious answer by olman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do what you do to tomcats.

    Just put relevant legalese into the astronaut EULA pg 27.

  26. even easier by oliverthered · · Score: 5, Funny

    Send geeks into space, everyone knows geeks are too interested in other things to bother about having sex.

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  27. Re:Step 1: Change society by Misagon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    [i](women rarely have a problem being around men all the time - it's men that have the problem with those urges)[/i]

    That is sexist, generalizing, b.s, if you ask me.

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  28. What about radio lag? by KTorak · · Score: 2, Informative

    If any complications do occur, there will be a half hour lag between questions and answers between mission control and the crew. That definitely posses problems in an emergency, especially a time critical one such as a pregnancy, heart attack, etc.

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  29. Ask Michael Valentine Smith by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    His parents had sex on a mission to mars. Of course, they weren't married and that caused all sorts of problems.

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  30. "Deep" space exloration by Grendel_Prime · · Score: 2

    Make sure the guys "measure" up, if you know what I mean. Seriously, those NASA chicks can be so demanding once you get them.

    http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/02/06/an-ast ronauts-alleged-crimes-of-passion/

  31. Ethics by PMuse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Suppose you have work at your career for years to become one of the best in your field. Suppose an opportunity arises to work on a three-year project that will not only be the pinnacle of your career, not only make you famous, but will also be of real historical significance.

    All you have to do to be selected is to agree to have sex with whomever else your employer selects, whether you like them or not.

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  32. Hot question; cool answer by PhxBlue · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    Three words: Pay-per-view. NASA will never again have to worry about funding.

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  33. Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Morgaine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Our cultural history has so often placed taboos on sex that we're not able to think clearly about this issue, it seems.

    Sex is a primary human function and drive, and to brush it under the carpet on an extended space mission would be the height of irresponsibility. Even worse would be to let cultural dogmatists decide on what should be done about sex on the basis of their preconceived smalltown agendas. This is a medical matter, and needs to be handled on a medical basis, professionally.

    The human body has many natural needs and functions which, if not addressed, make it go downhill, and eventually become impaired and disfunctional. We don't make healthy eating optional for astronauts, nor do we make physical exercise optional for our long-term space dwellers, because to do so would have a negative effect on their health. The same needs to apply to sex, for exactly the same reasons.

    Astronauts on long trips need to have their sexual indicators and requirements quantified and addressed as fully as any other medical parameters, and as professionally. This is absolutely not an area for cultural mindlock and petty embarrassment. The success of a mission and the health and lives of people in an integrated system are at stake, and to ignore a central function of the human body would be the height of folly, and disaster in the making if it is suppressed.

    To make it perfectly clear and not beat around the bush, all members of a long-voyage space team need to be aware and fully supportive of the need for regular sexual activity among the crew, just as they are about physical exercise, and in most cases this implies participation for the sake of team health. If their earth-side taboos are so strong that they are not entirely comfortable with this, then they are the wrong material for extended missions.

    The practical arrangements for this are a somewhat separate issue, and there are many alternative possibilities. But the key matter here is acceptance of the principle that sex must be handled as a natural medical function of a healthy astronaut, because without this we are destined for some very bad pathological events ahead.

    Yes, I know that this suggestion will cause many a giggle and wink. But this is an important matter, and we need to think beyond the shackles of our ancient cultural silliness.

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    1. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Profound · · Score: 3, Funny

      The women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

    2. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by gillbates · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There has arisen this notion that sexual activity is a requirement for health. As /. can attest, nothing is further from the truth. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that most reading this post don't have regular sexual activity, and are healthy nonetheless. While I'm saying this half-joking, there is an element of truth that needs to be discussed.

      Why is it that we can train a young child to control their bowel movements, yet expecting an adult to control their sexuality is somehow considered oppressive? If a child can learn to defer bowel movement until the appropriate time and place, why can't an adult defer their sexuality until an appropriate time and place? Or is it too much to expect an adult to have full control over their own body?

      People can learn self-control. The fact that self-control of one's own sexuality is considered somehow repressive is indicative of a lax and selfish attitude with respect to others. Sex deeply affects people emotionally, spiritually, and (surprise!) physically. To reduce it to a mere matter of personal health is ignorant of the fact that it is much more than a mere physical release. It is not merely as simple as relieving a physical urge - if it was, NASA would just tell the astronauts to masturbate and leave it at that.

      If we can require an astronaut go through extensive training so that they can cope with the effects of zero gravity for months at a time, why wouldn't we likewise train them to maintain control over their sexual urges under the same circumstances?

      Really, I don't have much faith in an astronaut to do his or her job under duress if they can't even learn to control their own body.

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    3. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >> There has arisen this notion that sexual activity is a requirement for health. As /. can attest ...

      And it IS a requirement for health. Sexual repression and denial of relief has pretty major negative consequences, and really you should dig a little deeper than Slashdot for clinical studies on the subject, of which there is no shortage. A healthy adult is always in part a sexual animal, although certainly there is very wide diversity in how this is satisfied. You seem to forget that there is no shortage of relief for the archetypal Slashdotter. Try that from the vicinity of Mars.

      >> People can learn self-control.

      Of course they can. And for short trips they do exactly that. The topic here though is sex and long-duration space missions, which are a completely different kettle of fish.

      As missions get longer, "self-control" actually turns into forced repression, even when you are doing the forcing yourself. People do have the mental strength to endure even extreme physical signals on occasion, including those which indicate that their bodies are undergoing harm, but this is very far from business as usual. In general, both physical pain and mental distress mean that something is not satisfactory about the current environment, and you don't fix the problem through "self-control".

      >> If we can require an astronaut go through extensive training so that they can cope with the effects of zero gravity for months at a time, why wouldn't we likewise train them to maintain control over their sexual urges under the same circumstances?

      You've just answered your own question. The degenerative effects (and others) of zero gravity over prolonged periods are so bad that spacecraft are being designed to provide artificial gravity through rotation. And likewise, the negative effects of forced sexual repression in healthy adult astronauts on long trips need to be addressed as well, and just as systematically.

    4. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by randomencounter · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gentlemen, we cannot allow a mine shaft gap!

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    5. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by zombie_striptease · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I haven't seen anyone here advocating that people deny themselves any and all sexual release (unless I'm misinterpreting your parent), just suggestions that partnered sex and all the entanglements it involves can be avoided without great health consequence for at least a few years. If you have studies that prove otherwise, I would be fascinated to see them.

    6. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by pcnetworx1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!!

    7. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you missed the joke entirely. It was a movie quote:

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057012/

  34. Sex paid by medicare by BamZyth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even on earth it would be a good idea! I could finally get some. On a more serious note, think about all the avoided rapes and the generally better mood at work.

  35. Send older people by sphealey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    (This idea is not mine, but I can't remember where I first saw it)

    The problem with a Mars expedition is not getting there; it is getting there with enough fuel to return the crew to Earth. Solution? Don't return. Rather than sending the young and healthy, send the old and reasonably healthy: men and women in the 60+ age range who are in reasonably good physical shape and who volunteer for a one-way mission. They are told from the outset that they have x years supplies; that more will be sent if possible; and that if the impulse engine is invented someone will come pick them up. Otherwise they should reserve some time early on after landing to locate a suitable site for a cometary and chip out some tombstones, then get to work exploring and naming things after themselves.

    This wouldn't automatically solve the sex problem given today's "more active seniors", but people of that age have less urgent sex drives and are generally better able to negotiate/handle the emotional and interpersonal situations as well.

    sPh

  36. Re:In space no one can hear you scream by Wolfger · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...unless their bunk is right under/above/next-to yours.

  37. Revenge of the Nerds says different by pile0nades · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "All jocks ever think about is sports. All we ever think about is sex."

  38. Mandatory Is A Bad Idea by EgoWumpus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Alright, I agree that human - and in particular American - culture is a little screwed up about sex. People have sex. It is a natural part of life. It should not be swept under the rug. Astronauts - at least at this stage - should have birth control, and we need to not get all hysterical about that idea. A baby conceived in space is unlikely to ever be able to come to earth, meaning it will probably die of suffocation. Etc.

    And I agree with the point that sexual desires should be monitored consistently and professionally, but I do not think mandatory sex is a good idea. It is probable that in some relationships this would work, but in most relationships it's going to be giving one partner or the other a degree of power that is unhealthy. Suppose, for instance, one of a partner pair doesn't want to have sex, but has to for the sake of their duty to NASA and nation? It is not hard to see how this could quickly send that person down a road to lessened self-esteem and depression; it happens all the time on earth. In space where you have little to no other human contact it could be devastating.

    "What, I went to college, got a higher degree, trained real hard and became an astronaut so I could become someone else's sextoy?"

    It is a bad idea. And there are alternatives; such as masturbation. NASA should at the very least be providing for materials that the astronauts they hire for their qualifications need in order to satisfy sexual urges. Pornography, dildos, what have you. Those astronauts also need to be well-trained on how to cope ultra responsibly with an adult relationship (and, for that matter, I think this has the potential of being another great technology brought to us by the space race), so that they can choose to get intimate with each other, or chose not to - but they have the choice. And not just the first time, but every time such conjugation might occur.

    But, yes, it's an incredibly important matter; one that we tend to ignore because our culture is bound up in the idea that sex is bad. Let's abolish that soon, eh?

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  39. Lesbians by MountainMan101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Send lesbians. No risk of pregnancy occurring in flight, and they can sell the in flight videos to fund the mission.

    PS Don't mod this down, I did a lot of research for this post - I downloaded Lesbians in Space and Lesbians on Mars (I also downloaded one that I thought was about Uranus but was quite horrible).

    1. Re:Lesbians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Send lesbians. No risk of pregnancy occurring in flight"

      Haven't you learned anything from Jurassik Park ?

    2. Re:Lesbians by abb3w · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Send a male crew, with a hooker to take care of all their needs.

      One with a degree in Psychiatry, perhaps. You could call the position "Ship's Counselor." And not to be sexist, but a female-dominant crew with a male Ship's Counselor might also work, given sufficient stamina. Of course, the article also mentions needing to deal with death, so bringing another along would be a logical measure to prevent someone going crazy enough to screw the dead hooker. Come to that, NASA traditionally uses triple redundancy systems when practical....

      Slightly more seriously, a Psychiatrist or Sexologist (either with an MD) to cover such, er, duties(?) isn't completely insane. For long missions with limited crew, MDs are certainly one area where having some personnel overlap may be desirable. However, finding MD specialists comfortable with localized promiscuity and in sufficient health to handle astronaut training makes for a bit of a challenge. Starting with writing the job description.

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  40. Amundsen/Scott by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the difference is in the number of people. According to WP, in 2005 there were almost 90 people in the winter-over crew at Amundsen/Scott. That changes the dynamic a whole lot from, say, 3 or 5 people, like you'd probably be talking about on a Mars mission. (There are probably some very remote towns/villages around the world with less than 90 people in them, effectively isolated most of the time...I suspect if you looked up in Canada you'd find some.)

    I think the difference is that when you get get close to 100 people or so, you can really have a community, while when you just have a handful, there's a good chance of ending up with individuals feeling isolated and embittered from the rest of the group. Plus, you avoid some of the really bad male/female issues if you increase the numbers to that size and make the proportions about even; 40 men and 40 women gives each person a whole lot more possibilities -- which means competition isn't as dangerously cutthroat -- than in smaller crews. (Your worst possible scenario would be a small overall crew with more men than women; that's pretty much asking for a lot of "industrial accidents" to start happening.)

    Overall though, if you want to look for what situations there's the most data on, I suspect it's probably all-male crews. I suspect that the original Navy crews at Amundsen/Scott, when it was smaller, were all-male, and there are a lot of very remote listening stations and stuff up in Alaska that are presumably crewed by the military with men. (And submarines, although they aren't in isolation, usually, for as long as any space mission would be.)

    Maybe the solution is just to go with either all-male or all-female crews, hope they're all heterosexual, and tell them to solve their own needs on their own time. Yeah, they'll probably be sexually frustrated but they probably won't kill each other, either.

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  41. Two words by Crusadio · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sex robots. There, I said it.

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  42. Why not..? by DerCed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why not just send professional sex workers (a.k.a prostitutes) with the crew?