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Thailand Sues YouTube

eldavojohn writes "Thailand is hitting YouTube with charges of lese majeste (up to 15 years in prison) regarding the recent videos on YouTube showing the king next to feet, something extremely offensive in Thailand. 'Since the first clip, more new videos mocking the king have appeared on YouTube, including pictures of the monarch that had been digitally altered to make him resemble a monkey. Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais, is the world's longest-reigning monarch, and one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family.'"

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  1. "loved by all" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais, is the world's longest-reigning monarch, and one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family Nearly every story I see on this subject restates this 'fact'. One should keep in mind that many dictators have had this sort of law in place, and it does seem to work. That is until the law is ended, and people are free to speak their mind. Sure some will maintain their support, if only because of how they were raised. Of course as many of them see nothing wrong with selling their daughters into prostitution (and often AIDS)...

    ...including pictures of the monarch that had been digitally altered to make him resemble a monkey

    Perhaps instead they should photo-shop him into the pictures of the child prostitutes for which his country is infamous (not X-rated would get the most press, just standing among the lineups, and next to the AIDS ridden ones who are dying would be appropriate). Maybe his loving subjects might reconsider selling their daughters into a life of misery.

    posted AC as I am a coward, more reading on the king and Thailand

    1. Re:"loved by all" by StrahdVZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have to wonder why a "universally loved king" has need of tough laws to prevent people from insulting him.

    2. Re:"loved by all" by The+Cydonian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Americans (and Brits, I would presume) might not readily understand this, given that their political space is mostly a circus, but what the Thai king gets is not just love, but respect. He kinda embodies their culture and their identity; they even use a different dialect when addressing the royal family. Heck, the grandfather of the current king, Rama V, is actually venerated as a demi-god; he regularly makes an appearance in most Thai families' prayer rooms, next to Buddha and other gods. This, in turn, is a throwback to the old tradition of treating the king as a devaraja.

      Those laws, then, exist not to enforce a single person's ego, but as a way to warn us barangs to not overstep on to the things that the Thais respect.

      The king has no policy oversight on anything in Thailand, and hasn't had for decades now. Quite a red-herring to conflate other issues with that of free-speech.

      (Not to say I actually support the laws - censorship in any form is bad - but it's important to understand the historical and cultural context within which they exist.)

    3. Re:"loved by all" by fractoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I spent two months in Thailand last year (left just before the coup, by a happy coincidence...) and I can confirm that yes, the local Thais (or at least all of the ones I talked to) greatly approved of their King. I remember thinking at the time that I wished Australia had a head of state we could be so proud of.

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  2. Royal Family by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can suck my toe..

    Now, sue me. Just try it. In *my* country i can say this, so go away.

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    1. Re:Royal Family by jimstapleton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They only have a chance of that if YouTube has servers in Thailand

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    2. Re:Royal Family by compro01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      well, a number of laws have exhausted their purpose...

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    3. Re:Royal Family by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As far as im concerned, they have the right to do that too.

        'like' or 'dont like' doesnt come in to play here. Its all about rights, not preferences.

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    4. Re:Royal Family by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And all you need to have your point of view is an ignorance of the facts of the case and a deep seated belief that any government you don't like is a lapdog for Bush.

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    5. Re:Royal Family by rtb61 · · Score: 2
      Insulting a king has nothing at all to do with patriotism in fact it is the exact opposite, I simply can not have any respect for any individual who believes they have rights and privileges beyond any other members of society purely as a result of birth, regardless of inbreeding and mental deficiencies.

      As for any culture that is foolish enough to support them, that is their problem to resolve and mine to simply mock (technically speaking it is only patriotic once they have been removed and you are endeavouring to prevent their self serving return) ;).

      You must bear in mind that all the existing democratic countries are that way specifically because individuals worked in those countries to strip self serving idiots of that power and redistribute it amongst the people and the last thing they want is a return monarchical rule or what is rightly viewed as a master slave relationship.

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  3. Universally adored? by The+Warlock · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If he's universally adored, then why are people making fun of him on the Internet?

    Or is he universally adored in Thailand because it's illegal not to?

    (Damn, I wish I could have people thrown in prison for making fun of me on the Internet. Wow.)

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    1. Re:Universally adored? by FooBarWidget · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It may very well be that 99% of the Thai sincerely adore the king, but that only 1% want to mock him. The existence of such laws do not necessarily imply that people are forced to like the king.

    2. Re:Universally adored? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not that I know anything at all about the king or the political situation in Thailand, but maybe more people would oppose him if it wasn't illegal to tell them why they should.

    3. Re:Universally adored? by jaiyen · · Score: 4, Informative

      If he's universally adored, then why are people making fun of him on the Internet?

      Or is he universally adored in Thailand because it's illegal not to?


      I live in Thailand, and there's no doubting the King is genuinely universally adored. For example, to celebrate his 60th year on the throne the royal family asked people to wear yellow shirts (the royal colour) on Mondays. That was months ago, but still in Bangkok now every Monday at least 50% of the people you see about are voluntarily wearing yellow shirts with "We live the King" written in Thai on them. No one has a bad word to say about the King even in private, and just about every household has a picture of the King and Queen too.

      There's no doubt in my mind the affection is genuine and not legally mandated (after all, the Crown Prince is protected by the same law but much less venerated), although to what extent it's caused by "brainwashing" and propaganda is somewhat arguable. After all, if you're only ever told how wonderful your King is and all the good things he's done for the country and never hear a word of criticism, then who wouldn't love him ?

      (Damn, I wish I could have people thrown in prison for making fun of me on the Internet. Wow.)

      Interestingly, the King himself actually told people him and his ideas shouldn't be above criticism in one of his birthday speeches - though he's probably the only person in Thailand who could publically make such a statement! He also pardoned the Swiss guy jailed for lese majesty very quickly, so he doesn't seem to be the instigator to me.

      As to why people put the videos on youtube, well who knows, but Thais I know who have seen the video are very angry about it - much more so about that than the fact that youtube is blocked. I've seen quite a few "boycott youtube" messages on Thai websites, so whatever else the failings of the junta government they do seem to be in touch with the feelings of the population on this issue, and they could have faced a bigger problem if they'd done nothing. It seems strange to me Google accommodate China's censorship and oppression but are unwilling to work with Thailand on this issue.

      Personally I find the block very frustrating though, I didn't realise how often I went to youtube following some link or other before this!

    4. Re:Universally adored? by king-manic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It seems strange to me Google accommodate China's censorship and oppression but are unwilling to work with Thailand on this issue.

      China = $$$$$$$$$$$$$
      Thailand = $
      I think that basically explains it.

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  4. Applaud by leoPetr · · Score: 5, Funny

    LeoPetr, almost universally revered by Thai Slashdotters, makes an incisive and witty comment on the situation.

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  5. Hrm... by laddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais, is the world's longest-reigning monarch, and one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family.'
     
    Hrm...

    1. Re:Hrm... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Imagine this for the British Royals! Teh horror! What would the yellow press do?

      No more Duke of Ears jokes, no more Hakenkreuz-Harry, no "why can't Camilla ride a horse" jokes... the world would be poorer ... or better off.

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    2. Re:Hrm... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is he almost universally adored by all Thais, or just the ones who aren't in jail?

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    3. Re:Hrm... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because the horse would have a hard time figuring out whether she's to mount him or he's to mount her.

      It helps to know what she looks like.

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    4. Re:Hrm... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais, is the world's longest-reigning monarch, and one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family.'


      And this, my friends, is why we we have the 1st Amendment to the Constitution in the U.S. ... to protect offensive speech. Because offensive speech (particularly involving the monarch) was punishable by imprisonment in Imperial England.

      Your lesson in American History and Civics brought to you today by the King of Thailand -- Universally Adored by Thais everywhere!

    5. Re:Hrm... by infestedsenses · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People may want to stop and think for a moment. It's not all black and white.

      A user on YouTube has created some commentary that has to be the most intelligent thing I've heard on the situation up until now:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnz7lwh0pCM

    6. Re:Hrm... by computational+super · · Score: 2, Insightful
      why we we have the 1st Amendment to the Constitution in the U.S. ... to protect offensive speech.

      Unless, of course, children might see it - then all bets are off.

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    7. Re:Hrm... by rtechie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've never been to Thailand, but I have been to Denmark. And in Denmark the Queen is indeed "universally loved" by her subjects. You never hear a bad word about her or the Danish royal family except occasional gossip about who's sleeping with whom.

      The difference is that Denmark is a liberal democracy and Thailand is a vicious military dictatorship. And no, it wasn't much of a "democracy" before the coup either. The Queen of Denmark would never consider jailing someone for insulting her, nor would the parliament pass such a law.

      The Thai people are simply WRONG, as in immoral or evil. Google/YouTube should not cooperate with Thailand, nor should the US Government.

  6. Here we go again by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While there may be laws in Thailand against such pictures, there are none in most of the rest of the world. King or not, you cannot regulate the entire network. Perhaps by law, YouTube must remove such offending pictures in their Thailand based servers, but if anyone, I mean ANYONE thinks they can regulate the entire Internet... they are in for a surprise.

    In fact, since this story has come out in the open now, you are sure to see even more pictures of the king in all sorts of not-so-pleasant-for-him ways.

    I guess they have to try until they learn....

    Queue the viral news stories with funny pictures of the king in 3... 2... 1..

    1. Re:Here we go again by ruiner13 · · Score: 4, Informative

      You mean how the US made online gambling illegal? Or is trying to push to make AllOfMp3.com illegal? Seems like other countries are doing this too.

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    2. Re:Here we go again by Deadstick · · Score: 4, Funny
      you are sure to see even more pictures of the king in all sorts of not-so-pleasant-for-him ways

      Like with 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0 on his forehead...

      rj

  7. The government of Thailand by WombatDeath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...doesn't sound very bright. Or, more likely, they're perfectly bright and it's me that's stupid. Given that they have no grounds on which to sue anyone and that they're no doubt perfectly aware of that, what's the plan?

    I would assume that it's a move to appease an outraged populace, except that the populace don't appear to be too outraged and the government's going to look rather foolish and impotent when they fail to accomplish anything.

  8. You tube should plead guilty! by physicsphairy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thailand is hitting YouTube with charges of lese majeste (up to 15 years in prison) YouTube should plead guilty and accept their 15 year prison sentence.

    Take that you abstract embodiment of an American corporational contract owned by another abstract entity also with no definite personification! It's off to the pokey!

    1. Re:You tube should plead guilty! by EnsilZah · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder if the can use a time server for that.

    2. Re:You tube should plead guilty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just have all ~5,680 google employees take a day off to thinking about how wrong it was to insult the venerable king his holiness, it amounts to about 15 years of time.

    3. Re:You tube should plead guilty! by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 2, Funny

      Since a lawyer will no doubt be representing the "abstract embodiment of an American corporational contract owned by another abstract entity" in court, shouldn't the lawyer also represent that "abstract embodiment of an American corporational contract owned by another abstract entity" in jail?

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  9. Nice... by Moridineas · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais" To paraphrase the Simpsons, this story was brought to you by one B. Adulyadej. No no, that's too obvious, let's say Bhumibol A.
  10. Why do I get the image by tkrotchko · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why do I get the image of a server sitting in the pokey in Thailand?

    No seriously...

    Do people think Google officials should be sent to Thailand on extradition the way Australia sent alleged copyright criminals to the United States? Is this the same situation, or is it fundamentally different?

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    1. Re:Why do I get the image by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is this the same situation, or is it fundamentally different?

      Fundamentally different: this would involve extradition from America.

    2. Re:Why do I get the image by RajivSLK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do people think Google officials should be sent to Thailand on extradition the way Australia sent alleged copyright criminals to the United States? Is this the same situation, or is it fundamentally different?

      Ok, I am going to respond to this obvious troll because somehow it god modded way up (shame on you mods). Australian law is anagolous to the US law that the extradited suspect was charged under (what he was charged with is illegal in both countries). However, in this case the US has no law even remoltely resembling the Thai law.

      Apple meet orange.

  11. Um.... by Roachgod · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Get the fuck over it. Seriously.

    He is a KING. A KING. He should be able to deal with (oh horror) FEET!. I am aware of the cultural implications (I am friends with a few people from Thailand), but I expect people to be able to get over jackasses giving them the finger. I expect more of a guy who is a king.

    The laws are lame. Tough shit Thailand.

    1. Re:Um.... by Donniedarkness · · Score: 4, Funny
      Agreed. You made me wish I had mod points.

      He's a king; if he can lead the country, surely he can withstand...FEET. I understand that feet are treated differently over there.... but well, if someone posted a picture of me next to a bare penis (or hell, even a BEAR penis), I don't think I'd be trying to sue them--it's the internet. Nobody cares.

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    2. Re:Um.... by ErikZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Correction, nobody cares about you.

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    3. Re:Um.... by secolactico · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He is a KING. A KING. He should be able to deal with (oh horror) FEET!. I am aware of the cultural implications (I am friends with a few people from Thailand), but I expect people to be able to get over jackasses giving them the finger. I expect more of a guy who is a king.

      I'm thinking that it's not the King who wants to sue, but some officials who feel insulted or wants to ingratiate themselves or whatever. Remember that Thailand is under military rule and the monarch is just the "head of state".

      In fact, it was the king who pardoned the swiss man who defaced his portrait. For all we know the king doesn't give a hoot about this issue but it's not in his power to change the law or to keep people from trying to enforce it.

      In any case, I don't think this will amount to anything. I think they just want their displeasure to be heard but they are fully aware that a lawsuit of this kind will not do a thing.

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    4. Re:Um.... by juan2074 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just as I was sitting down to a bowl of bear penis soup, I read this.
      Thanks for ruining my dinner.

  12. What goes around... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, if Australians can be charged with breaking the DMCA then Americans should be able to be charged with breaking lese majeste.

    1. Re:What goes around... by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, if Australians can be charged with breaking the DMCA then Americans should be able to be charged with breaking lese majeste.

      The difference here, is that the US pressured every trading partner to make their absurd DMCA law apply to everyone else on the planet.

      The US, on the other hand, has never signed up to participate with anyone else's laws except those they championed in the first place.

      However, the French have managed to ensure that Yahoo, E-bay, etc aren't allowing anything to do with Nazi paraphernalia to enter their country. So, at a minimum, they might be forced to block such stuff in Thailand.

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  13. Simple, Don't take the party plane near Thailand. by phorest · · Score: 2, Interesting

    *ADVICE*

    Next time you want real Thai food, go to the corner emigre's restaurant instead, yes I know it's so much fun to fill up the party plane and jet on over, but seriously, you'll get to enjoy your freedom...

    *FUN FACT*
    Did you know that the word Thai means "Freedom"?

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  14. OP, RTFA. by Samurai+Cat! · · Score: 5, Informative

    Submitted title: "Thailand *sues* YouTube"

    Actual article title: "Thailand *to sue* YouTube over king clips"

    First line in article: "We are *considering* taking legal action against the website," said Vissanu Meeyo, a spokesman for the information ministry."

    Teeensy bit of difference, there.

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  15. Expression by kaleco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais, is the world's longest-reigning monarch, and one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family

    Maybe there is a relationship between this universal adoration and the tough laws that prevent Thais from expressing opinions to the contrary.

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    1. Re:Expression by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 4, Informative

      Find a Thai person in your home country other than Thailand and ask him, given that he is not at the moment subject to the laws of Thailand, how he really feels about King Rama IX.

      I can answer that for you. He will tell you that King Rama IX brought democracy to Thailand, uses his vast wealth to help poor, rural parts of the country, and is just generally a great guy. He also has gone on record stating that the laws against criticizing the monarch are stupid, and often pardons those convicted of criticizing him.

      And no, I am not Thai by any stretch of the imagination.

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  16. as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    when you attempt to censor something, anything, you just give whatever it is free advertising

    i'm glad the thais love their king. but if they are secure in their love for their king, the existence of these videos won't mean anything to them. by freaking out at the existence of these videos, they only demonstrate insecurity on their part, and they cheapen and devalue their love for their king

    same when deeply religious people freak out at some sort of sacriledge. with dignity and ignoring the sacriledge, they show the depth of their love, by turning into ravenous dogs, they only denigrate their faith, such as with devout muslims and pictures of muhammad, or devout catholics and depicitions of the virgin mary

    if your faith or love is storng, idiots and childish pranks don't move you. if it does move you, it only shows your love or faith is cheap and shallow and insecure

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    1. Re:as the dmca number fiasco demonstrated by unchiujar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then you wouldn't mind if someone calls you girlfriend a slut...

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  17. Kings have been doing this for a while. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Xerxes flew into a rage at this, and he commanded that the Hellespont be struck with three hundred strokes of the whip and that a pair of foot-chains be thrown into the sea. ... He also commanded the scourgers to speak outlandish and arrogant words: "You hateful water, our master lays his judgment on you thus, for you have unjustly punished him even though he's done you no wrong! Xerxes the king will pass over you, whether you wish it or not! It is fitting that no man offer you sacrifices, for you're a muddy and salty river!" In these ways he commanded that the sea be punished...
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    1. Re:Kings have been doing this for a while. by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      Couldn't he have just, hmmm, peed in it?

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  18. Mocking the Royal Family by zoomshorts · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is the worst thing to do. Despite the kingdom being a constitutional monarchy,
    King Bhumibol is a great person. I met him in the 1969 timeframe, my father was a
    military advisor. His Majesty is both humble and knowledgeable. He was born in the
    U.S.. He loves his people, as do the entire family.

    IF anyone needed to have a constitutional monarch, you would be hard pressed to find
    a better one !!!!! These are quality people. ignore the military, they take turns
    running the country.

  19. Re:Protected by law?! by EraseEraseMe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The king himself actually cares very little for this kind of attention and has suggested publically that the government uses this law to silence dissenters more than anything else. He usually pardons them in his yearly pardon-athon.

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  20. I'll get this in by dave_boo · · Score: 4, Informative

    before there's too many idiots reguritating their nonsensical rhetoric concerning Thailand.

    I'm a resident of Thailand, let's get that out of the way right now.

    Firstly, all those who insist that the lese majeste laws are there because the majority of Thais would suddenly rise up and start doing what those without respect for anything would do are seriously disillusioned. And/or they've never traveled to Thailand. There's a deep reverence for the King here which arises from all that he has done. The fact that he has mostly remained out of politics has been a bonus, but the attention that he pays to his people weighs significantly in his favour. And the link that another poster put in that suggest that he had a personal dislike for Thaskin, and that is what forced him out of the country is laughable. As anyone who follows the politics knows, the situation had been brewing for quite some time. The fact that Thaskin was guilty of doing exactly what people hate Bush Inc for is conveniently either glossed over or omitted.

    And to the inevitable "What do you expect from a country of pedophiles?" comments: There's absolutely nothing of the sort in your country?

    1. Re:I'll get this in by dave_boo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Something I forgot to mention: You'll notice that most of these instances involve foreigners. Like that Swiss man? He lived here 10 years, got pissed because he couldn't buy beer on the King's birthday, and you would think knowing better, decided to deface the King's picture on HIS BIRTHDAY. And yet the King pardoned him (although he's now a Personna non Grata).

    2. Re:I'll get this in by dave_boo · · Score: 2, Informative

      As far as taboos go, it's not that far out there. Since the head is considered the "holiest" part of the body in Buddhism (in fact, it's almost as bad to touch some people's head as it is to point your feet at them in Thailand, and even going so far as to put the feet next to someone's head is absolutely the worst thing you can do), it's not that much of a stretch to see that the opposite end is the "dirtiest" part. Add in the fact that this area was/is built on agriculture, where all sorts of wastes are used as fertiliser, including human, it becomes even more clear. I'm not clear about your question in regards to sandals and flip-flops though.

  21. Well, this will quietly eliminate the mocking. by Baavgai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A few people post an insult, they show it to their friends, they all get a laugh. You find this horribly offensive, what do you do?

    A) While the number aware of the offending material is still few, you can choose to just let it go.

    Or...

    B) You sue one of the largest Internet entities around, assuring that your embarrassment will achieve far reaching exposure previously impossible. People who don't even know where your country is (i.e. Americans ) will mock you and, if you're real lucky, late night TV hosts will broadcast the images so that even those who don't know YouTube from BoobTube can share in your mortification.

    You choose B? Really? Good luck with that.

  22. vacations cancelled by BamZyth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn I work at google and traveling there was the only way I could get sex.

  23. Re:Well, by gravesb · · Score: 5, Informative

    Its amazing how many people don't understand how this works. There is a treaty, of which the United States, GB, and Australia are all signatories, that creates certain baselines for cybercrime. Since the treaty process was started by the Council of Europe, its rather disingenious to blame all of the resulting statutory implementations on the US. Yes, we did have a large part in the writing, but we were not the only ones who did, and the statutes that each country wrote as a result were their own doing. Yes, the US doesn't always play well with others (WTO, anyone), but the cybercrime treaty is good law, and in accordance with traditional common law principles. If you stand in Canada, and shoot a man in Michigan, you can be extradited to Michigan, if Canada decides that's the most effective method. Same thing here. If you hack a US server, even if you are in the UK, the UK can send you to the US for trial. Jurisdiction is commonly based on the effect of the crime, not just the origin. In this case, I doubt there is an applicable treaty, as the US Supreme Court would frown on restrictions of parody, and likely strike down Congressional implementation of any statute. Likewise, the Thai government could attempt a civil suit in US court, but I doubt that is going to carry much weight. Its also perfectly acceptable for Thailand to ban YouTube from doing business in Thailand absent a representative in Thailand for just this purpose, but if YouTube merely posts the videos, and Thais come to the videos, it will be difficult for Thailand to respond.

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  24. Re:Err... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
  25. photomosiac by Chutzpah · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could have ignored it, but now its going to be a matter of days before makes a photo mosiac of the king of Thialand made up entirely of pictures of feet.

  26. Public Policy Exception by ubuwalker31 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I do not think that anyone in a Western Style democracy will be handed over to the Thai authorities to be prosecuted for this type of thought crime, because it goes against numerous public policies, such as freedom of speech. Egad, the USA was founded on the concept of being able to criticize and make fun of royalty.

    I am surprised that the usual smart people on slashdot can't get their heads around the concept that "physical presence" in a country is only one of many ways to subject yourselves to that countries laws. Doing business with a country's citizens, through the mail or over the telephone, or over the internet is enough of a contact. And even if there are extensive contacts, there are very strong overriding public policies which would prohibit such an extradition.

    That being said, If I was a YouTube executive or employee, I wouldn't travel to Thailand, because then they could arrest you physically there, and there would be very little that your government could do about your prosecution.

  27. Re:Well, by phasm42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The funny thing is, the king in Thailand seems to like to pardon people (or at least foreigners) that do this, according to TFA.
    This actually seems to be a fairly smart PR move. Imagine if there was a law that made it a crime to insult you (3-15 years in jail), and you also had the power to pardon people sentenced under this law. You could:
    a. Do the right thing and denounce the law as unfair and unjust, telling your supporters not to be so overzealous, or
    b. Silently accept the law, and reap the benefits of being able to "forgive" people for insulting you by pardoning them. Fools think you're a hero for being so generous.

    Robbing someone of 15 years of their life and then giving it back isn't generous, it's cruelty. The people are foolish enough to support it, and the king does nothing about it.
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  28. Re:Slashdotter Replies by Darby · · Score: 4, Insightful


    What happened to respecting other peoples cultures and religious beliefs anyway?


    They are *tolerated* not respected.
    This is as it should be.
    As in "Wow, you believe in some idiotic shit. Oh well, whatever floats your boat" as opposed to "OMFG you believe in the divinity of the taco?!? I'm never eating at Taco Bell again out of respect for your stupid ,yet deserving of respect religion".

  29. another proud American by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And this, my friends, is why we we have the 1st Amendment to the Constitution in the U.S.
    Damn straight! In this country, the right to make fun of the King of Thailand is Constitutionally protected!
    1. Re:another proud American by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Funny
      Back in mid-80s, a Russian and an American argue about politics.

      "Unlike you, we have true free speech", the American says, "see, I could go right to the White House and shout, 'Reagan is an asshole' as much as I like, and they won't do anything to me!"

      "Then we have free speech in the USSR as well", shrugs the Russian. "I can, too, go to the Red Square and shout 'Reagan is an asshole' as much as I like, and they won't do anything to me either".

  30. Great idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Way to go, King. Threaten to sue YouTube for silly pictures making fun of you. I - and 500,000 other nerds who know how to use photoshop - would have never known that the King of Thailand was insulted by a foot or cared about youtube before reading this story. I'm glad you informed us by this action -- that will surely put a stop to the ridicule!

  31. Re:Absurd. by Rycross · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't appreciate the need to respect other cultures', if said cultures are not worthy of respect. Not that I'm saying that Thai culture in general isn't worthy of respect, but there is no way in hell I'm going to "respect" the fact that they want to bring real fines and possibly jail time against someone for hurting peoples' feelings.

  32. Foot icon? by mrbobjoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    recent videos on YouTube showing the king next to feet, something extremely offensive in Thailand If there was ever an article that deserved the humor "foot" icon, it's this one...
  33. Re:Absurd. by Shadowlore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is most especially true for local issues. What offends my neighbor may not offend me. Why should he get a law to criminalize conduct he finds offensive? At all?

    Any kind of speech. At all. In every form. All should be protected in that there should be no laws favoring or opposing any of it preferentially - favor it all. Speech even in pictorial form (one of the oldest forms of written communication fer cryin out loud), prose, whatever. Say what you want. Just realize that others can too.

    Decency and mutual respect can only occur when the powers are not favoring one over the other. if some people can say certain things and others can not you have just created friction greater than just letting people handle themselves.

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  34. Re:Universally adored, eh? by russellh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If he was universally adored then such laws would be unnecessary.
    Universal... within a politically problematic margin of error.
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  35. Re:Protected by law?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have lived in Thailand for six months. Last year, a guy was arrested and charged with this same crime for spray-painting graffiti on public portraits of the King. He was convicted about a month ago and sentenced to many years in prison. The king pardoned him about a week after his conviction. I read some newspaper articles here that said that the King has pardoned everybody that was convicted of this crime during his reign.

    Still, sitting in Thai prison while waiting for trial and sentencing is one of the harshest punishments one can receive. Please read this article in the Chiang Mai Citylife magazine to get a small taste of how horrible it would be:

    http://www.chiangmainews.com/indepth/details.php?i d=1718

    If the King really disapproved of the way that the government handles this law, all he would have to do is say so, and the government would never charge anybody again during his lifetime; for a prosecutor to do so would be to commit the same crime himself.

  36. Re:Well, by gravesb · · Score: 2, Informative

    Please cite caselaw. Its most certainly not. See, for instance, Dog the Bounty Hunter to Mexico for a pop-culture example. I thought you were asking for references under the COE Cybercrime Conventions.

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  37. Re:Well, by EraseEraseMe · · Score: 2, Informative

    He usually pardons them relatively quick, within a week or so of him finding out about it. The thing is, he can't change the law, he can only retroactively unenforce it. Such is the life of a King.

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  38. Australian Extradited For Breaking US Law At Home by drmaxx · · Score: 2, Insightful
  39. right... by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Could you explain the link again between TFA and childprostitution in Thailand? I know demagogic emo-appeal is always a good way to get attention on slashdot, but going from possible censorship on youtube to your 'people-selling-their-kids' paragraph is somewhat of a stretch.

    In fact, it has nothing to do with it.

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  40. sovereignty by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get the fuck over it. Seriously.

    The laws are lame. Tough shit Thailand.

    No, tough shit *you*. Thailand is enjoying something called sovereignty: the power to rule itself as a country. If they want to make a law banning showing the king next to feet- that's their goddamn right.

    If they're happy, then there's no real problem. I'm guessing you're a "fellow" American. I wish people like you would stop giving our country a bad reputation as being full of arrogant, bossy idiots who want to tell everyone how to do things.

  41. Of course he's universally adored by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Thailand's 79-year-old king, almost universally adored by Thais...one of the few who is still protected by tough laws that prohibit any insult against the royal family.

    Ok, if there are laws that prohibit insults against the royal family (like sending people to jail for 15 years), the king will be universally adored.

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  42. Critique of the Critique by maop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That person uses emotional arguments and then says that freedom of speech is a privilege. Freedom of speech is an inalienable right, not a privilege. Sure, with rights comes responsibility (don't libel, slander, threaten or *physically* endanger someone with your words). Anything short of that is perfectly alright. His other arguments about how great Thailand is or his advice that we should be good representatives of the United States are irrelevant to the question of freedom of speech.