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800 Break-ins at Dept. of Homeland Security

WrongSizeGlass writes "Yahoo is reporting about the computer security nightmare going on at the Department of Homeland Security. Senior DHS officials admitted to Congress that over a two year period there were 800 hacker break-ins, virus outbreaks and in one instance, hacker tools for stealing passwords and other files were found on two internal Homeland Security computer systems. I guess it's true what they say ... a mechanic's car is always the last to get fixed."

276 comments

  1. I'll only say... by damn_registrars · · Score: 5, Insightful
    That ending line is far too kind.

    "a mechanic's car is always the last to get fixed" Assumes that the DHS is somehow competent to fix anything at all.
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    1. Re:I'll only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "a mechanic's car is always the last to get fixed" Yes, but at least a mechanic's car gets fixed. That is much better than never changing the oil and sending it to the dump after a couple of years.
    2. Re:I'll only say... by Otter · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Assumes that the DHS is somehow competent to fix anything at all.

      Another day, another round of Slashbots turning a complete inability to read into an opportunity to hold forth on how much smarter they are than the people in the story they're unable to read correctly.

    3. Re:I'll only say... by Intron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Never mind competent. What exactly do they do? I can understand the purpose of the FBI, CIA, NSA, Treasury, FDA, FAA and SEC in law enforcement. What does DHS do that isn't covered already? The only thing I can find is publishing the threat level (currently Yellow = Run and Hide, except the airline industry is at Orange = Don't Bring Juice). Does anyone pay attention to that?

      Do we really need a whole beurocracy to make the various departments share information and cooperate with each other? Aren't they run by grownups?

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    4. Re:I'll only say... by statusbar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Homeland Security = Homeland Insecurity

      What they DO is they bring insecurity to every sector of government and society that they touch, in the name of "Security"

      It is all about optics... It doesn't matter that their computers are insecure... obviously the problem is that the fact that their computers are insecure should be a top-secret fact. It is not something that they feel needs to be fixed. They are only there for the illusion.

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    5. Re:I'll only say... by hachete · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At times of great political crisis for the Republican Party, the threat level goes up.

      Troll or humour, I don't know meself.

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    6. Re:I'll only say... by bberens · · Score: 5, Funny

      You see, the Department of Homeland Security is the 'People Person' of the national security industry. They take the top secret files from the FBI to the CIA. Usually their secretaries do it, but sometimes they do it personally. This is an important task so that the FBI doesn't have to deal with the CIA.

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    7. Re:I'll only say... by GrayCalx · · Score: 1

      Do we really need a whole beurocracy to make the various departments share information and cooperate with each other?

      Since prior to the creation of DHS there was hardly any communication between the two... I would say yes, yes we do.

    8. Re:I'll only say... by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Do we really need a whole beurocracy to make the various departments share information and cooperate with each other? Aren't they run by grownups? What do you mean need? They're politicians. You gave them the money. Need doesnt't come into it.

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    9. Re:I'll only say... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 0, Troll

      The DHS converts your tax dollars into government jobs. So far it has had a 100% success record.

      Remember when the Republicans used to be for smaller government? Maybe they'll create another "czar" for IT security. Can never have enough czars!

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    10. Re:I'll only say... by s0abas · · Score: 1

      Do we really need a whole beurocracy[sic.] to make the various departments share information and cooperate with each other? Aren't they run by grownups?


      You would be surprised. My company often contracts for govt. agencies, and collaboration is a huge problem. It's one of those "my agency did it first" type deals. Adults have more of a sense of pride and competition than children ever will.
    11. Re:I'll only say... by Skrynesaver · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's a plan to reduce the amount of business that goes overseas, anytime I've to go to the States on business i swear I'll never do a job for an American company again after going through the airport

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    12. Re:I'll only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      We're putting new coversheets on all the secret files before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great.

    13. Re:I'll only say... by shoptroll · · Score: 1

      I was just gonna say that.

      I would be more worried if this was happening at the NSA. Only goes to further prove that DHS was an ill-conceived extra layer of bureaucracy added at the spur of the moment to make American's feel warm and fuzzy at a critical moment.

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    14. Re:I'll only say... by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      Besides the Office Space reference that is scarily similar to the original stated purposed for DHS. Since the issue of 9/11 was theoretically caused by the CIA not getting the proper information to the FBI. I could be mistaken, in which case I still enjoyed the reference.

    15. Re:I'll only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Troll or humour, I don't know meself.

      Sadly it seems, I and others think it's neither.

      "(Score:4, Insightful)"

    16. Re:I'll only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh? Well, I'm, pretty sure their management's technology ability is about at the level of not being able to recognize water in a sippy cup.

    17. Re:I'll only say... by FlatLine84 · · Score: 0

      Obviously one of the biggest corporations involved in Government is the Crayola Crayon company, and the dept helps them promote their product....

    18. Re:I'll only say... by gorbachev · · Score: 1

      "What exactly do they do?"

      Good question. I'm beginning to think their number one priority is to harrass all immigrants, legal or illegal, as much as they possibly can, and hunt down domestic terrorists putting up LED advertisement signs in major US cities.

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    19. Re:I'll only say... by manowar821 · · Score: 0

      So true. So painfully true.

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    20. Re:I'll only say... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Nah. The really big stuff was sent down from the President/Cabinet level to the heads of those organizations. They were already under a joint leadership. Under Bush, that leadership just failed to do the job, and rather than fire the top person (GWB), he instead interposed another useless layer of management.

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    21. Re:I'll only say... by castrox · · Score: 1

      They search your bags before they ship them onto the plane ;) I got my heavy glass Statue of Liberty's casing (Swede on visit in New York here) ruined because they probably thought I had a lump of uranium on me..

      I must say.. on the trip, the most scary event was the airport in first Frankfurt and then JFK. You really do feel like a criminal when you're forced to take off your shoes, belt and then give your left and right hand finger prints and on top of that you're photographed :) Oh.. and on the plane you need to fill in papers to different agencies, among them DHS, regarding if you've participated in the Holocaust or know terrorists, and so on.

      I guess their main purpose is to intimidate possible terrorists by various techniques.

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    22. Re:I'll only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At times of great political crisis for the Republican Party, the threat level goes up.

      Troll or humour, I don't know meself. Give me a Break!
    23. Re:I'll only say... by bdjacobson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is all about optics... It doesn't matter that their computers are insecure... obviously the problem is that the fact that their computers are insecure should be a top-secret fact. It is not something that they feel needs to be fixed. They are only there for the illusion.

      --jeffk++ Further, they have a vested interest in allowing these sorts of things to happen. That way they can go "See? We told you to give up those rights..."
    24. Re:I'll only say... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
      When in trouble
      Or in doubt
      Run in circles
      Scream and shout

      Robert Heinlein

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    25. Re:I'll only say... by p4rri11iz3r · · Score: 0
      What do they do? These are the people who protect our borders (you know, the Canadian and Mexican ones). They guard our airports and help enforce trade regulations.

      This department was formed after 9/11 and joined several smaller departments into one, including (but not limited to) Customs, Immigration, and DNS. My dad worked for Customs, and was moved into the Department of Homeland Security when it was formed. As such, I am no stranger to these kinds of attitudes.

      It's so easy to do, given the kind of media coverage they get. Do we hear about the millions of drugs they confiscate and destroy, or the ones the let slip through? Do we hear about the drug dealers, terrorists, and illegal immigrants the catch and deport/throw in prison, or the ones that sneak past. It's easy to point to the occasional slip-ups, but not as easy to point to the job-well-dones. It is impossible to catch everyone and everything. They do their best to catch as much as possible.

      So my questions is, how many hacker attempts did they foil? How many hackers were stopped dead in their tracks? How many were traced, arrested, and thrown in prison? It is my guess that, given our current situation in the world, there had to have been a LOT more than 800 attempts. They probably get thousands of attempts on a daily basis.

      It doesn't matter what group you talk about, there are always incompetants who are pointed to as examples of the whole group. Some police are corrupt, therefore all police must be corrupt? There are some incompetant fools in the Department of Homeland Security, therefore anyone who works there must be incompetant? Some IT folk have the people-skills of a rock, therefore all IT people are assholes (remember that classic SNL skit)? The fact of the matter is that most police and DHS workers who are average, hard-working citizens who are doing their best to protect our country, and most IT people are able to get along well with others.

      Don't let the bad apples ruin the reputation of the crisp McIntoshes.

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    26. Re:I'll only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They issued my green card and my work authorization card (via INS or USCIS now).

      They were one of the many agencies/authorities (7 maybe?) that ran an extensive (10+ years) background check on me.

      They probably have a *lot* of information about me (and millions of other residents) on file, and the pricks can't even protect it..

    27. Re:I'll only say... by Mogster · · Score: 1

      Homeland Security = Homeland Insecurity So that would be Homeland !Security then?

      As a matter of interest how often have CIA, NSA, FBI, etc systems been 'hacked' in comparison? If those agencies can keep their houses relatively secure why can't DHS?
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    28. Re:I'll only say... by DerangedAlchemist · · Score: 1

      Do we really need a whole beurocracy to make the various departments share information and cooperate with each other? Aren't they run by grownups?

      No. They're run by politicians

    29. Re:I'll only say... by bberens · · Score: 1

      You're not mistaken. I'm glad that some moderators saw fit to mod me insightful as well as funny, because that was the intent.

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    30. Re:I'll only say... by descil · · Score: 1

      I'm just worried that they're going to burn down the building because we treat them so badly :(

      ... who gets the big fat check at the end of that movie again? o.O

    31. Re:I'll only say... by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No all of that is about establishing fear in the public for political purposes. Also as a measure of training, so that the poor with our influence get used to the idea of being randomly searched and the property being subject to random inspection ie. any possible threat to the rich with influence should be curbed, controlled and constrained.

      They are establishing as system of three distinct classes, one that is subject to physical degradation, dehumanisation and control, and another that escapes it and enforces it upon others, and the over seers that look down upon the animals in their pens.

      Are the wealthy in their private planes and charter flights subject to those inspections, are politicians subject to those inspections, are the authorities agents of control subject to those inspections. Freedom is always hard to gain and a struggle to achieve, where as, simple indifference will see it disappear, to be taken away piece by piece.

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    32. Re:I'll only say... by ShrapnelFace · · Score: 0

      The problem here is that we want all the perks with none of the funding- and that includes man-power as well. Greedy little environmentalists with lib-commie tendencies that only care if it interferes with the mating habits of some spring beetle, and even then, it needs to come with an acronymn that would look cool on a bumper sticker on the back of your prius.

      Here's a little idea for you- why dont you enlist, or join the federal government, and then take in the complete understanding of the word "shoe string". Then you will have additional support and blame for why the republicans are terrible as well as enough fodder to convince yourself that another party could do better.

      The reality here is that the citizens of the USA are NOT committed to themselves as a nation, but themselves as a consumer- liberal environmentalists not excluded.

  2. Big assumption by Tony · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess it's true what they say ... a mechanic's car is always the last to get fixed.

    That's very true.

    Especially when the mechanic is incompetent, and more interested in throwing around political weight than actually trying to accomplish anything useful.

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    1. Re:Big assumption by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Informative

      Especially when the mechanic is incompetent, more interested in throwing around political weight than actually trying to accomplish anything useful.
      You show me a mechanic who has to deal with multiple bureaucracies to get things done & I'll show you a mechanic who has to build up and throw around 'political' influence in order to get results.

      If the Dept of Homeland Security was a car, it'd have incompatible parts from every car manufactured over the last hundred years.

      What's with the car analogies anyways?
      They usually suck.
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    2. Re:Big assumption by misanthrope101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not only that, but the car would be made of incompatible parts that the auto makers coughed up when they were directed to hand over parts to a competing agency--i.e. the parts that the company found least useful and valuable. There aren't many bosses who, when told to give up people, wouldn't use it as an excuse to jettison all the incompetents, whiners, bullies, and troublemakers they couldn't manage to fire earlier. So the DHS is comprised of rejects, and has no discernable mission, and has to deal with bureaucratic infighting.

    3. Re:Big assumption by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's with the car analogies anyways?
      They usually suck. A good car analogy is like a car that lasts many years, without excessive maintenance bills, gets good mileage, is safe, roomy, and stylish.

      A bad car analogy is like a lemon.
    4. Re:Big assumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Remember that in the business of government, failure is rewarded with more power and revenue. How many millions do you think it will take to "fix" this "problem"?

      There is a reason why the US government of today dwarfs the US government of only 100 years ago, both in revenue and power over the people, and it's not because making government bigger is unprofitable for those in the business of government.

      Like most government programs, the "Department of Homeland Security" was created to fix problems that were created by government in the first place. How will they do it? By (surprise surprise) shoveling even more tax money and power into the hands of the elite who control government.

      When the department of homeland security fails, what do you think the solution will be? To abolish the empire and the huge amounts of revenue and power that came with it? [Insert maniacal laughter here.]

      You're not in the business of government, are you? ;)

    5. Re:Big assumption by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can see it now.

      DHS Mechanic: Umm... why does this car have five steering wheels and no brakes?

      FBI Engineer: Oh, it's okay. We determined that you didn't need brakes. All you have to do is put your feet down through the missing section of floor there and drag them until you stop.

      DHS Mechanic: Won't that break your legs?

      FBI Engineer: Oh, you wanted a safe car? You should have specified that on requisition form 27B-6.

      Yeah.... Our government at its finest.

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    6. Re:Big assumption by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Analogies are like vampires. They suck. :)

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  3. Homeland Security != Information Security by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess it's true what they say ... a mechanic's car is always the last to get fixed. Since this analogy isn't applicable in this case, maybe you're confused (?)... DHS was created in response to the 9/11 attacks, and responds to potential terrorist threats and attacks on US soil. They're not a group of IT guys or white hats.
    1. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apparently cyber-terrorism isn't important then?

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    2. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, it's not. Cyber-terrorism is a buzzword made up by idiots.

    3. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 4, Informative

      Part of their mandate and jurisdiction is Information Security; they are charged with protecting the computing infrastructure of the country.

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    4. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by mcpkaaos · · Score: 5, Funny

      Kinda like "War on Terror"?

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    5. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 1

      Exactamundo!

    6. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by davespice · · Score: 1

      Cyber-(anything) is a buzzword made up by idiots.

    7. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're not a group of IT guys or white hats.

      Thank you for that clarification. I feel so much better now knowing that the department in charge of protecting the U.S. from terrorists has no technical skills.

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    8. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe you are trying to say it is a cyber-buzzword.

    9. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      I would tend to agree with you but this case could be considered as cyber-terrorism, isn't it ?

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    10. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

      they are charged with protecting the computing infrastructure of the country.

      What's Chinese for "pwned"?

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    11. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Raul654 · · Score: 1

      I would call it Cyber-warfare, not cyber-terrorism. Granted, terrorism is probably the hardest word in English to define. Wikipedia has an entire entry on the word's definition. Note, though, the entry says: 'Terrorism expert Walter Laqueur in 1999 also has counted over 100 definitions and concludes that the "only general characteristic generally agreed upon is that terrorism involves violence and the threat of violence"' Attacking the computer infrastructure isn't an act of violence.

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    12. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Mockylock · · Score: 0

      As much as we'd like to think that, from what it seems, they probably don't have much say in anything. The position is more about popularity and showing that we do have a DHS department, even if it doesn't show much momentum.

      I have yet to see anything useful come out of DHS than political banter.

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    13. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Part of their mandate and jurisdiction is Information Security; they are charged with protecting the computing infrastructure of the country.


      I heard they were farming that out to Microsoft India... ;)

    14. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Applekid · · Score: 1

      "They're not a group of IT guys or white hats."

      Would you support another breaucracy to take care of electronic threats? If not, who better to carry that flag?

      Perhaps what IT should be asking is if they're hiring because there clearly is a need there for qualified individuals.

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    15. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would you support another breaucracy to take care of electronic threats? Perhaps the EPA - I'd imagine even those tree-huggers could do a better job of securing networks than the clowns in the DHS.
    16. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by eln · · Score: 5, Insightful

      DHS was created in response to the 9/11 attacks as a purely political move to make it look like we were serious about fighting terrorism. It created a huge bureaucracy, gave it an impossibly broad mandate, and made it more difficult for existing agencies (that were moved under DHS because they were at least tangentially related to protecting the country against various things) to do their jobs. As a result, the government is far less capable of intelligently defending against attack than it was before. It is only capable of wildly overreacting to perceived threats (like someone slipping through airport security with 4 ounces of hand soap rather than the mandated maximum of 3), again so it can appear as if it is on top of things.

      DHS was a bad idea that was implemented poorly out of a panicked need to do *something* following the attacks.

    17. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by teh_chrizzle · · Score: 1

      DHS was created in response to the 9/11 attacks, and responds to potential terrorist threats and attacks on US soil. They're not a group of IT guys or white hats.

      exactly. since terrorists only target mosques, open air markets, train stations, and airplanes, clearly information security is someone else's job. i nominate the NSA since they do so much to protect our rights and liberties.

      it's not like all that sensitive private information that they keep on citizens and badguys alike could be mis-appropriated in some way anyhow. if a list of all the people they have under surveillance were to leak, i am sure no ill would come of it.

      our economy is based on manufactured goods like cars and electronics, not information and intellectual property, so there is no need to protect information or the infrastructure that enables the exchange of it in any fashion.

      besides, it's not like we are slowly trading privacy and freedom for the illusion of security. if we were, this incident would have very serious PR implications.

      you know, the more i think about it, the more i believe that "homeland security" is a misnomer. perhaps "ministry of truth" or "ministry of love" might be more applicable. that way we citizens are not distracted by these minor incidents and can go back to watching american idol.

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    18. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cyber-terrorism has the potential to be a much more effective method of terrorism than violence. Just before Christmas, the airports in London were closed. A lot of people had to sleep in (cold) airports, and many didn't make it home to spend Christmas with their families.

      In absolute terms, this didn't have the same impact as killing a load of people; no one actually died to my knowledge. For the people involved, however, it was far more personal that some people they'd never met being blown up, and a lot more people were affected than in most terrorist actions.

      A similar effect could be had by infecting the air traffic control computers, for example, or even the airlines booking computers (imagine if they were hacked to allow every seat to be booked twice...).

      There's a great bit in Good Omens where a group of demons are recounting their day's work, and none of the old crowd can understand why tying up the London mobile phone networks for a couple of hours over lunch is evil. Just because no one dies, doesn't mean that there isn't real damage. It's also much easier for people who aren't directly affected to sympathise with terrorists who don't kill anyone than with ones that do.

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    19. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about cyber-sex? I'm sure good portion of /. users lost their virginity that way. Now we'll all have to go back to being virgins wanking on our keyboards.

    20. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Vo1t · · Score: 1

      Possible misspelling. Should be: "War or Terror".

    21. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's Chinese for "pwned"?


      Outsourced.
    22. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

      (simplified)
      (traditional)

      http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr

      The characters will only show up if you have support for them.

    23. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or That sure is a funny way of spelling "and".
    24. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      As a result, the government is far less capable of intelligently defending against attack than it was before.

      By what meteric are you gauging this? You have to acknowledge that up to and including 9/11 there were foreign attacks on US soil... and since there have been none. While I certainly wouldn't give DHS *all* of the credit,... in my opinion it is either indeed performing a useful function -or- there was never a real threat in the frist place. I am sure that many slashdotters believe the latter - to which I would ask: "If there was no threat, how do you explain the WTC being attacked (twice)?"

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    25. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      e.e. cummings just spun in his grave. And I just sacrificed 4 personal mod points to reply to your grammar critique.

      It's gonna be a weird day.

    26. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by eln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was attacked twice 8 years apart. By that metric, we aren't due for another attack until 2009. In the meantime, there have been several attacks on US interests abroad. Terrorist attacks on US soil were extremely rare before DHS, and are extremely rare now.

    27. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by rpillala · · Score: 1

      Nearly the exact same thing can be said about NCLB as a response to "failing schools." Maybe I'm biased because I teach high school. Aside from a vague notion of school failure, nobody has specific things they think schools (read: teachers) are doing wrong. Still, NCLB provides a suite of tests and measurements to detect failures. Since the tests are concrete we can point to them as specific criteria, but some of the requirements are as absurd as 3 oz of hand soap. Let me find an example:

      3.1.1 The student will design and/or conduct an investigation that uses statistical methods to analyze data and communicate results. Assessment limits: * The student will design investigations stating how data will be collected and justify the method. * Types of investigations may include: simple random sampling, representative sampling, and probability simulations. * Probability simulations may include the use of spinners, number cubes, or random number generators. * In simple random sampling each member of the population is equally likely to be chosen and the members of the sample are chosen independently of each other. Sample size will be given for these investigations.

      This is from Maryland's NCLB compliance test for mathematics. It looks nice but there are a few problems in the implementation. The one that sticks in my craw the most is the use of stem-and-leaf plots as a method of visualization. There are other examples like line plots. I have yet to see one of these in actual use and they're not especially interesting as a math topics. A bigger problem (that somehow doesn't stick in my craw) is the one of simple random sampling. It's called "simple" so people think it's simple but there's some subtlety to the concept. I've been at workshops where we review and revise potential test questions. The concept of simple random sampling is subtle enough that it's very easy to come up with multiple choice questions about it that have no correct answer. At the workshop that day, we brought this up and the state representatives didn't really understand and resorted to "well, write that on there and we'll review it later."

      The idea of tests to measure progress is a very old one and not terrible. It's a problem of bureaucracy that leads us to tests with low validity and pointless questions. There is a completely separate group of issues surrounding special education and these tests. They don't have an analogy with DHS that I can see.

      One might ask what the interest is in creating (another?) huge bureaucracy with an impossibly broad mandate in education. It's generally accepted in some circles (my bias here) that NCLB is designed to take money out of public schools by making the system more intrusive on regular classroom education and thus disruptive and distasteful. Either people object to the level of testing in favor of education and take their kids out, or the schools start "failing" and parents want to take their kids out. Fewer students = less funding and rightly so. Opting out of the system for private interests is something our government does (see: Kyoto Protocol) so why not do the same thing with your children?

      The last thing I'll say about the Maryland Mathematics High School Assessment is that it's caused problems for the math sequence. That's my bias I guess is towards the math sequence leading to Calculus. Our NCLB test is tied to the Algebra I course, which used to actually be Algebra I. Now it's about 60% math and the rest is "data analysis." The course is usually taken in eighth or ninth grade. One of my colleagues who teaches Algebra I was telling me that she feels very bad about not preparing the kids for Algebra II, and she knows they're going to run into trouble there. I had some of those kids th

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    28. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by VirusEqualsVeryYes · · Score: 1

      ...or if Slashdot has support for them.

    29. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      personally, i prefer Borat's spelling: "of"

    30. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      I always assumed it was the of the NSA.

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    31. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by quarkscat · · Score: 1, Troll

      Not to quibble, but ... when DHS was being organized, a number of IT security experts went public to try to
      avert an IT security nightmare. They were rebuffed, and the DHS went ahead and spent over $6 Billion on
      Microsoft OSes and Apps. I cannot say how much more $$$ that DHS has spent with Microsoft since then.

      AFAI can tell, DHS is THE Imperial Oxymoron. Their idea of border security is getting people to volunteer
      all their pertinent info, and volunteer to respect that invisible line in the SW USA desert. Their idea of seaport
      security is to let someone else, like the foreign shipper, provide the security. The "war on terror" is going just
      about as well as the "war on drugs", the "war in Afghanistan", and the "war in Iraq". And with all the noises the
      Bush administration's aggprop (propaganda from the "Ministry of Truth"), we are getting ready to start yet
      another war in the Middle East, in Iran.

    32. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      Sorry need more caffeine. I always thought securing our National Network was the role of the NSA, as well as securing our network. They are the intelligence version of IT aren't they? Hell for a long while there, people didn't even believe they existed. DHS is a as worthless as the presidential prayer committee, they probably got tasked with network security in order to give people someone to sue when, things inevitably break.

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    33. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      "Cyber Terrorism" is not the problem. How easy it is to get potentially classified information from the DHS networks, which are likely linked without firewalls and such to the other government agencies is the problem. That a government 'security' agency can be so easily 0wn3d without needing to resort to a targeted attack is frightening.

      There is no such thing as 'terrorism' on a computer or network. But information that can certainly be used to plan terrorism-type attacks most certainly exists on those networks, starting with information necessary to make that orgnization react in such a way as to make it more of a clusterfuck than usual.

    34. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by encino · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I work for DHS in the Science & Technology Directorate (S&T), and while DHS has a long way to go, there are very smart people here that have sacrificed lucrative careers to dedicate themselves to service to the nation. With a Ph.D. in computational biology from Stanford (i.e., I consider myself to have technical skills), I decided the morning of 9/11 that I would not seek a job at a Biotech or Pharma company in the Bay Area upon graduation, but would rather try to get involved and help the nation with whatever talent and education I have been given. There are many others like myself in S&T - thankfully S&T has not (yet!) turned into the typical government clock-punching organization. People here are top-tier, driven, bright, and creative. I am proud of where DHS has come (at least in my corner of it), while acknowledging that we have a long long way to go. Oh, and for the record, DHS employees are not required to be members of the Republican party.

    35. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by rhakka · · Score: 1

      Apparently they are doing a great job. What if DHS is just a giant honeypot to keep hackers busy?

    36. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by norton_I · · Score: 1

      Usually, when marginally responsible people talk about cyber-terrorism, they mean either using the internet to launch attacks against sensitive targets (power plants, air traffic control, etc.) with the intent of damage to property or person, or to disrupt communication and prevent effective response to a coincident attack (i.e., as one part of a larger terrorist attack).

      The reason it is a red herring is that most of the first type of attacks have not currently been shown effective compared to "conventional" methods, while in some cases our response without jammed communications is bad enough the second type is ineffective.

      You could make arguments that using the internet to steal money to fund terrorism is terrorism, but that is probably a stretch, assuming you want to avoid the definition "terrorism is acts/crimes committed by terrorists".

    37. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Nevermine · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and imagine how disillusioned they will be when they receive a voice chat request from the hacker and he turns out to be a 12 year old boy.

    38. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why do only foreign attacks matter? How come the Anthrax mailings and the DC sniper don't count as terrorism?
      Besides, all the big terror busts have been because of traditional detective work. The idiots that were going to shoot up the NJ base got caught by a guy at the film processing center, and the JFK plot was blown by a drug dealer turned informant. Neither of them had anything to do with DHS, so really, what good is it as an agency?

    39. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you guys actually do?

    40. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by encino · · Score: 4, Informative

      I am assuming you mean S&T, not DHS overall. Science & Technology is the primary research and development arm of the Department - we're different from other science-related organizations like NIH, NSF, etc., in that our work must have clear line-of-sight to security applications. Not to say we don't have some focus in the basic sciences, but rather to say that it's only about a 20% focus. We also have a portion of our research budget that goes to high-risk things that will probably fail. Thankfully our leadership hear in S&T understands that in science, you need to have at least some fraction of your research portfolio 'on the edge' - that's where you find the home-runs, and not always in the 'safe' stuff. This is hard to defend though, since Congress doesn't hearing that you're spending research dollars on 'risky' projects expected to fail. In addition to research, the 'T' in S&T means that we develop technologies for the first responders and other users (i.e., interoperable radios and communication, Chemical and Biological detectors, other miscellaneous cool widgets, etc.) You may also (correctly) guess that any significant effort to prevent terrorist use of WMD requires top-notch scientific and technical expertise as well, so we do a lot of WMD-related work. Hope that helps.

    41. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by nevillethedevil · · Score: 1
      Your response is mute. The DHS also involved with immigration. They have a vast (and I mean pretty much everything) amount of information about each and every (legal) immigrant who comes to this country. As one of those immigrants this scares the hell out of me.

      So no the guys you see at the airport or hanging around the border are not IT guys or white hatters, but they better damn well have some people who are. And those are the ones who have screwed up.

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    42. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I sympathize. General data analysis is much more suited to a science curriculum.

      I mean data analysis is rarely seen in pure mathematics, excepting statistics. And proper teaching of statistics is not possible prior to Algebra II. Even then, the types of analysis done in statistics is somewhat different than that which they are mandating here.

    43. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am assuming you mean S&T, And I assume that GP was just being sarcastic...
    44. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The expression is 'moot' - meaning open to debate, or without pratical significance. 'Mute' means without sound or incapable of speech. If you're going to use hifalutin words, at least learn to spell them...

    45. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Why do all of you bandwagon patriots keep telling us the WTC was attacked twice? It was attacked once, and destroyed, by two airplanes. It was 2 buildings, and the same continuous attack took it down.

      This is of course ignoring the fact that whatever else you said didn't have anything to do with what you were responding to.

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    46. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What's Chinese for "pwned"?

      Lenovo!

    47. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by kaellinn18 · · Score: 1

      What's Chinese for "pwned"?

      Kekekekekekeke

      Or is that Korean?

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    48. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Thank you for that clarification. I feel so much better now knowing that the department in charge of protecting the U.S. from terrorists has no technical skills.
      They're management. They don't need skills.
    49. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you bandwagon historians not do a little research before spouting off?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_trade_center#Bo mbing_of_February_26.2C_1993

    50. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      If you wish to use that bombing, you need to include a lot more than that. How about the 50-year british occupation of the middle east after WWI? The Algerian war for independence, which included numerous french atrocities. The list goes on. This isn't a new fight, and the US has been in it up to its armpits for the last century, not counting whatever it inherited from britain with the rest of its legal structure.

      Indeed, this fight isn't new. Some would say it goes back to ancient times. Bandwagon patriotism notwithstanding, if you're only focused on attacks wages against the US, you need to take off your blinders. But then, like the horse with blinders, you might get distracted from your purpose.

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    51. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never said terrorism was a new tactic, it has indeed been around pretty much forever and this discussion focuses on attacks against America because they are what led to the formation of DHS.

      How does any of that negate the fact that the world trade center was in fact attacked twice?
      And what is my purpose that I would get distracted from exactly? I was merely pointing out that your facts were slightly off.

      I'm the same AC as before but because of some principle that I've since forgotten, I refuse to sign up for a /. account.

    52. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      Thats it! once I get my hands on a time machine I'm going back and punching Norbert Wiener in the face.

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    53. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      There are numerous problems with DHS being founded to pursue terrorism as a result of the 9/11 attacks. Besides the unabomber and Timothy McVeigh, I mean.

      Anyway, whatever the facts are, the WTC was attacked ~'95 by an american psycho, like McVeigh (but obviously not him). Or I'm confusing that with the attack of the olympics, which is possible. My point? What matters as far as I'm concerned isn't the number of times the WTC was attacked, but that 99.99999999% of the time when someone says "the WTC was attacked twice" they're talking about the two airplanes on the same day. If you want to use the earlier attack in your count, that's fine, but you can't use that as a reason DHS was formed, becuase it's not. Only the 9/11 attacks are the reason, and only to avoid the investigation that later happened anyway. (Or at least be in a position to say "Look, we figured it out already and formed DHS, get off our backs!") The earlier attack, as well as the USS Cole bombing are usually brought up to say "9/11 was the continuation of a struggle (aka jihad, since jihad means "struggle")", or to blame Clinton for everything (which is near-sighted at best. I may take too long a view on the whole fight, but at least I'm not taking a near-sighted view).

      So are you trying to do one of those otherwise useless things in this context, or just trying to remind me of an earlier attack that was mosty irrelevant as far as the forming of DHS is concerned?

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    54. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Numerous problems in the sense that that's not why it was founded, or that it was completely the wrong response?

      I believe you're thinking of Eric Rudolph, that was the Olympic bombing. The first WTC bomb was detonated by Ramzi Yousef and funded by Kalid Sheik Mohammed.
      I've never heard the 9/11 attack referred to as two separate incidents, not to say that it doesn't happen. Other than that I think our views are closer than you may realize.

      Mostly I was just reminding you of the earlier attack, you're right though, as far as DHS it's not overly relevant, except that it is occasionally brought up as a way of blaming Clinton.

      Maybe I was just being too pedantic and letting the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory control my actions.

    55. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Heh, it's cool man. We're probably pretty much in agreement and responding to our own pet peeves on the subject. :)

      The ~'95 bombing (must hae been 96, since I was married when it happened) was a pipe bomb, and I think it was the olympic bombing, the name you give rings a bell there. Security guard?

      You've heard the 9/11 attack referred to as two separate incidents numerous times, but probably didn't notice? Have you noticed that the media, slashbots, et al refer to it as "the 9-11 attacks"? Maybe I'm being too pedantic about it, but only in a purely tactical sense were there more than one attack on that day. Rather, it was all the same attack, even the pentagon and that other plane, and only in a tactical sense would the pentagon bombing be referred to as a separate attack. Strategically, they were all the same attack. Two towers, one 5-sided building, and a field in pennsylvania, 4 planes, one attack. Of which the attack on the empty field was the most brilliant.

      I think DHS was a good idea as far as good ideas go, but in the context under which the idea was formed, discussed, proposed, passed, and implemented, it was Very Bad. It's one of those things where you can only implement DHS when nothing bad is going on or has recently happened, otherwise it'll be nothing but a big hairy mess. I would have preferred if, instead of creating DHS, they just declare one of the existing agencies responsible for aggregating the information that they're not supposed to aggregate in the first place, but what do I know?

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    56. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by Maxmars · · Score: 1

      Slow down, saying that the creation of the DHS was a response to the horror of 9/11 is a terrible mistake! The creation of the DHS was a victory for a group of wealthy businessmen who reaped a lot of monetary benefit from the knee jerk reaction of a nation wounded. These things are often confused for some high-minded altruistic effort for the good of the population, I say guess again. THE ENTIRE DHS EPISODE OF OUR GOVERNMENT WAS/IS A COMPLETE DEBACLE! It was misconceived/misbegotten, ill planned, poorly executed, by people who were more concerned with the ends rather than the means. It appears to have been mostly a bold-faced marketing stunt to open a huge security/defense-contractor window of opportunity. I hate that our country (and media) is nearly all business-minded. History will bear me out. See you in 20 years.

    57. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by o2sd · · Score: 1

      We support your a War Of Terror.

      And we thinka that George Premier Bush should kill all Iraq children terrorists!

      May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq.

      And bomb every part of Iraq until not even a lizard can live.

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    58. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by crypticgeek · · Score: 1

      "There is no such thing as 'terrorism' on a computer or network."

      I disagree. When computer networks reach out to real work systems it's a concern. A terrorist attack on an airport, financial, power, or similar network could not only cause wide spread outages but also alot of confusion and panic. This could be leveraged in an attack on a physical target. Can you imagine if a terrorist were to black out NY, bring down phone service, and then conduct terrorist bombings in locations around the city? It would be utter chaos. Without power to the city police and emergency officials would find it hard to communicate, mobilize, or even travel to affected areas of the city properly as panic choked the streets with people...people not only impeding rescue operations but also providing high value targets themselves. It sounds like a fantasy, I know...but so did crashing airplanes into buildings. I take information security seriously, and I sure hope DHS does.

    59. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by alexo · · Score: 1

      > People here are top-tier, driven, bright, and creative.

      And either misguided or misinformed.

      As many others said, my opinion is that the DHS is just another power grab intended to limit personal freedom under the guise of "security" while at the same time perpetuating the lack of security to keep justifying their existence.

      > I decided the morning of 9/11 that I would not seek a job at a Biotech or Pharma
      > company in the Bay Area upon graduation, but would rather try to get involved and
      > help the nation with whatever talent and education I have been given.


      Nothing against you or the other people that work there but I believe that your passion and idealism are being cynically used and abused.

      > Oh, and for the record, DHS employees are not required to be members of the Republican party.

      The differences between the two major parties nowadays are mostly artificial and are intended to give the people the illusion of choice (thus keeping the voters from considering other candidates).

    60. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      None of what you describe is terrorism.

      Get back to me when your computer network tortures you and your family, or outright blows you up or guns you down with automatic fire. Being without power and without computers is NOT terrifying. Look at the definitions of terrorism from Jay Dyson's 2002 Toorcon keynote:

      http://www.treachery.net/articles_papers/tutorials /the_myth_of_cyber-terrorism/

    61. Re:Homeland Security != Information Security by crypticgeek · · Score: 1

      I still disagree. I do not care what Jay Dyson has to say, his arguments are not compelling to me. I could easily point by point refuse his flimsy arguments against the non-existance of cyberterrorism. The simple fact is I believe the people could be terrorized by terorrist control of financial, power, communications, or other networks. Fear and panic is the name of the game, and I believe they can achieve those goals without having to physically kill someone. I'm not saying it's the same as physically blowing up something and killing people. Comparing attacks on computers and attacks on people is idiotic. It's a different kind of terrorism, but it's still terrorism (gee...I guess that's why we have another word for it!).

      What they can do is physiologically terrorize a people (Dyson acknowledges this in one slide, but glosses over it completely). What they can do is leverage it as a component of a physical attack (this is a big one I think). Arguing about this is semantics anyway. I think what we can all agree on is that important networks need to be secure from attacks by anyone, including terrorists.

  4. One thing is for sure. by AltGrendel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The people that are smart enough to really do this IT stuff properly for the DHS are smart enough to earn more money elsewhere.

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    1. Re:One thing is for sure. by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The people that are smart enough to really do this IT stuff properly for the DHS are smart enough to earn more money elsewhere."

      And even if the pay was the same, there's still the many months and ungodly amount of paperwork involved in trying to get a government job. Are you going to go for the offering that's available next month or next year?

    2. Re:One thing is for sure. by jimicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Further, the people who are likely to be seriously interested in infiltrating the DHS are quite able to find and finance someone with the capability to do so.

    3. Re:One thing is for sure. by jofny · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And lo! Slashdot accidentally discovers the reason for the lucrative concept of "government contracting". Of course the government cant compete with pay - they also cant hire or fire in any reasonable manner, so most of the staff consists of long term contractors...which partially negates the "blame X on government employee salaries" habit in a lot of these conversations.

    4. Re:One thing is for sure. by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      Very true. I am however surprised that they had the manpower to detect such intrusions.

  5. Thank god we fixed a 40 billion dollar bureaucracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that failed to deliver when it came to 9/11 warnings by layering on a new bureaucracy on top of the failed bureaucracy.

    Clearly what we need is a new Dept. of Homeland Security Security.

  6. 800 is a lot compared to who? by jofny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Point 1: Considering the complete inability of standard technical solutions to security problems to prevent a significant number of attacks/infections from being successful, this is not like the mechanics car getting fixed last. It's called "the security industry and standard methodologies continue their long history of consistent failure at organizations, both public and private"

    Point 2: Those numbers are a completely meaningless abstraction without tying them back to type of attack, actual damage, importance of the data on those systems or their roles in launching further attacks, what kind of infections occurred and their damage potential, and finally what those numbers look like compared to other orgs of the same size.

    Point 3: Homeland Security is comprised of multiple mostly-independant sub orgs (like Coast Guard, TSA, etc)....so..saying DHS had so many attacks is misleading without clarification

    Point 4: Not saying theyre not making mistakes, just that those "facts" dont tell you either way what the actual state of things is.

    1. Re:800 is a lot compared to who? by Seventh+Magpie · · Score: 1

      amen. you hit it perfect.

    2. Re:800 is a lot compared to who? by Dave21212 · · Score: 1


      One might also ask, "how many keyloggers, viruses, and break-ins are acceptible" at the DHS these days ?

      I agree that without a comparision it's difficult to determine if these numbers are "good" or "bad" in a sense, but one may argue that any security breach at the DHS is an issue. Having this occur at any agency with the word "security" in the name certainly add to the hype, but isn't some attention justified here ?

      I mean, what if your bank admitted to 200 serious security breaches, would you still feel safe banking there ? Even if they could state that the other banks had just as many ? Would you feel safe banking *anywhere* at that point ? And the systems DHS maintains are a bit more important to protect than your checking account.

      I agree that you need more information to make a fully qualified judgement here, but is it neccessary that we know all the details before making any judgement at all in this case ? We know that there were at least 800 serious security breaches reported, just one would have me concerned...

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    3. Re:800 is a lot compared to who? by jofny · · Score: 1

      1a. We dont know that there were any serious security breaches at all. We just know there were breaches. Why dont we know if they were serious? As previously stated, we dont know what data they had access to, what the machines were used for, or how much access the breaches provided in general. Most of them very well could have been default-home-page resetters- common and far from serious.


      1b. DHS includes, among many other things, -every single computer at every airport, even if that machine is just used for contracted plumbers to sign in for the day-. The article provides zero insight into what machines were affected

      2. The issue I was bringing up, other than not being able to come up with a value judgement, was that even if you use the best practices and technology available in the security industry, you will still be broken into. Therefore, to complain about DHS's lack of capability is patently unfair and disengenuous. Yes, in theory the whole world should be perfectly secure. The question the article (and most of Slashdot so far) has not asked is: Is that possible and, if not, how close did they come by way of comparison?

      3. Banks are broken into constantly. They dont tell you this for exactly the reasons you mention. So, say thanks to the legislation requiring federal agencies to report this kind of information on unclassed networks publicly.

    4. Re:800 is a lot compared to who? by Dave21212 · · Score: 1

      Sure, I'm certain that some of the items are just typical malware (which still indicates a lack of acceptable security on internal machines) but from TFA:

      "In one instance, hacker tools for stealing passwords and other files were found on two internal Homeland Security computer systems. "

      "Congressional investigators, expected to testify Wednesday during an oversight hearing about the department's security lapses, determined that persistent weaknesses "threaten the confidentiality, integrity and availability of key DHS information and information systems," according to a new report from the Government Accountability Office being released later in June."
      - if the experts at the GAO are willing to make that sort of assertion in a Congession hearing, I tend to believe this is more than a case of finding "Bonzai Budy" on some ticket kiosks...



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    5. Re:800 is a lot compared to who? by jofny · · Score: 1

      Sure, and I happen to agree with you - but I also have information based on things other than the article we were discussing. A few comments: 1. I actually think the computers I referenced constitute internal computers. As does every machine at every Border patrol facility in the entire US...etc. Those really are internal machines. The primary DHS assets are (mostly) just a bunch of paper pushers in the old GSA building in DC 'managing' all of the other preexisting entities which now fall under them. So all of these other machines can be "Customs" laptops and still be internal DHS laptops. 2. As said a couple of times now (and this really is my primary point), the question is whether or not an organization the size of DHS -can-, in optimal circumstances without interfering with their business requirements, prevent this sort of thing from happening, and the answer is a solid "no, they cant, it's impossible". 3. The GAO reviews information based on FISMA/C&A efforts - neither of which is known to be very focused on actually securing systems, merely making them process/policy compliant (not that thats bad, just that theres not always a solid connection between 'secure' and 'compliant'). Again, it's perfectly possible that DHS is completely riddled with every hacker east of the Atlantic and West of the Pacific, but TFA really doesnt indicate that one way or another and, from my experience (government, large private sector), 800 security incidents sounds fairly small at best and, at worst, well within the level of acceptable risk identified by every other unclassed network. (If we were talking classed networks, this would be a different conversation). At those levels, Id tend to blame the issues on a failed security industry, not programmatic DHS failures.

    6. Re:800 is a lot compared to who? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The issue I was bringing up, other than not being able to come up with a value judgement, was that even if you use the best practices and technology available in the security industry, you will still be broken into.

      Spoken like someone looking for an excuse to run Windows on a critical server. Your argument is tantamount to saying that someone will break into your car anyway, so you shouldn't call someone an idiot for consistently and repeatedly leaving a brand new laptop out on the seat and failing to even lock the doors. No, if you take proper precautions, your break-in count should be zero or nearly so. You're just not going to like the precautions.

      The first precaution is to not use a Tier 1 OS. Don't use any version of WIndows. It is too popular. If you use a less popular OS (e.g. Mac OS X, Linux, *BSD), you won't get cracked nearly as often. If you use a more custom OS, then nobody external can write software for it. For example, you might use Linux on big endian ARM with the stack growing the opposite direction starting from zero and the system calls byte swapped to little endian. Emulate Windows in a VM for people to run software if folks really need to run Windows apps, but require that all secure business apps run natively on the base OS and make sure that the VM is running in a chroot environment so that it only has access to a single directory in the base OS's filesystem.

      The second precaution is to secure against installation of new software. In a proper OS, this should be trivial. Lock down the appropriate folders and don't give out admin access to anyone for any reason. Again, if folks need to install software, they can do it in a sandboxed VM. Disable execution of software from external media (e.g. a USB keychain drive).

      The third precaution is to secure against network-based attacks. Do not allow any open ports for any reason. If you have to run Windows, be sure to disable all the broken Windows services that open inbound ports if possible. A software firewall is not sufficient. If disabling those services is not possible, use a masquerading firewall to ensure no inbound connections are possible to any machine and subnet each computer individually (10.0.0.77/31) so that direct computer-to-computer communication is not possible. Put servers in your DMZ for moving information between computers.

      The fourth precaution is to ban Microsoft Internet Explorer. If necessary, snoop port 80 outbound connections and automatically disable the connection of anyone with IE in their browser string. Ideally, though, just nuke it and take proper steps to ensure it never gets installed.

      The fifth precaution is to ban Microsoft Outlook Express. There are dozens of mail apps that do not have a long history of slow-patched security holes.

      The sixth precaution is to ban Microsoft Office. Use OpenOffice.org or NeoOffice or whatever instead. Ideally, disable all macro support in OOo. This will eliminate one of the most common attack vectors in the modern computing world.

      The seventh precaution is to ban Microsoft IIS (at least on public-facing servers).

      The eighth precaution is to ban Microsoft SQL Server (at least on public-facing servers).

      The ninth precaution is... oh, forget it. I think you can see the pattern here.

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    7. Re:800 is a lot compared to who? by jofny · · Score: 1

      First, it seriously sounds like you've never done security in anything resembling an enterprise environment (and no, Im not talking about "Networks have to use windows or MS"). Ill use a govt specific example just so you realize Im not flaming: Once you "snoop" something like web traffic, if it contains Personally Identifiable Information, you are - in a fed environment - required to protect that information. Web traffic often DOES contain PII, and thus snooping it generates additional security requirements which could add to the cost and effort required to secure a connection which or may not otherwise have sensitive information traversing it. Given that all protection systems only have n-resources (value of n being irrelevant accept that it's not unlimited), if you snoop -everything-, then you are vastly increasing the data you must review using those n-resources and reducing their effectiveness at the same time whereas you couldnt just left that un-looked at and put your eyes elsewhere on more important data and systems.

      When you say things like " If you use a more custom OS, then nobody external can write software for it", you're flat wrong. People write and use attacks for custom code all the time. If everyone in every organization used custom code it would reduce the overall threat level, but in a targeted situation where youre trying to gain entry into one network, theres just a longer time impact to gaining entry to the systems, but an infinitely successful wall.

      Also, writing and configuring custom applications, while more secure on an individual bases, is not a core competency of many (most) organizations. So, you have to create a repeatable process (internal or outsources) to guarantee secure code each and every release of each and every system (think of the scope of the DHS subentities) produced that also does not raise the cost of the systems to levels which are not realistically fundable without either sacraficing the core mission of the system or requiring congress to raise your taxes to levels you, as a citizen, are less interested in bearing than some potential security hole.

      Second, it sounds like you know very little about the basic things fed agencies are on the hook to do (and execute on) - many (although not all) of which surpass your somewhat introductory lesson on system security

      Third, each of the alternate vendors you described have -more than enough- security holes in them to allow people as much free reign as MS projects do. Maybe not as many, but plenty.

      Fourth, and ***most importantly*** you can do all of the things you describe and still have data stolen, corrupted, or access denied whether through social engineering, custom application security holes, lost physical hardware, or unpublished and unpatched vulnerabilities, or misconfiguration (through mistake or ignorance).

    8. Re:800 is a lot compared to who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. DHS is 22 agencies with 183,000 employees! What is the expected number of (uncategorized) break-ins per year? 0?, 1?, 5?, 10?, 100?, 1000?

    9. Re:800 is a lot compared to who? by Dave21212 · · Score: 1


      I have to agree with you that dgatwood is taking a bit of a novice approach to enterprise computing here... I'm in IT at a large company, and most of what is mentioned there is not practical, and in fact, not practiced.

      That being said, the best practices that are followed in a large enterprise environment are rather well understood and pretty standard these days (from what I've seen). In my almost 3 years at my current gig, I have never, not even once seen or even heard of any malware or virus issues, or of any serious breach of data security, and I have a ton of data that I personally oversee the security of.

      Patches are applied on schedule to servers and client machines (yep, the Tuesday thing).
      Client machines run a variety of anti-virus, anti-malware software (also maintained regularly).
      Machines that leave the premises (laptops) are fully encrypted.
      Client machines are "locked down" tight unless you have a business case that requires otherwise (most users can't even *see* their C drives !)
      ...

      That's just a few things that are done, there's also network security, firewalls, proxies, etc... And importantly, this is all done without a major investment in staffing (most everything is standardized, automated, etc). Security is always about putting up barriers, it's never been about being 100% secure. You need to take any and all reasonable steps to prevent issues from occuring, and these days, there's quite a bit you can do without incurring any huge unreasonable costs (well, at least in the private sector).

      Surely, an agency that commands such a massive budget, and one that was created with a promise to be an improvement over the status quo in goverment, should be able to better secure the data that they are responsible for. And if they can't, especially given the nature of their mandate, there's an issue here.

      In any case, even discussing it (as the GAO and Congress are) can lead to improvements, and ultimately, that's what they need to do. And I wouldn't be surprised if there's an associated request for budget after any recommendations there :)




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    10. Re:800 is a lot compared to who? by jofny · · Score: 1

      Wrt patches, AV, etc: Just to cite a specific example, Ive found machines on (unclassed) networks which have had multi-MONTH long uninterrupted tcp-sessions transmitting data to countries they had -no- business connecting to for any reason whatsoever...on networks that employed regular patching, had up to date av (or so they thought), etc. It's just (as you point out later) the nature of the job - things happen and you do the best you can...which might potentially mean 800 security issues if you have a multi-domain hodgepodge of networks with seriously blurry boundaries.

      Wrt: "Surely, an agency...should be able to better secure the data that they are responsible for"

      The article never established that they hadnt done that, merely that the unclassed network had a number of incidents with undefined effects.

      Given our government's proven serious addiction to over-classifying and restricting data (which I disagree with, I think relying on secrets is a crutch only to be used when nec.), it's a safe assumption that most of the real information was elsewhere than where these breaches occurred. Of course, I dont think -those- networks are protected to the level they should be, but we dont know that either for sure...certainly not from todays' info :)

      (thanks for the convo, tho, I didnt mean for this thread to go on so long! :) )

    11. Re:800 is a lot compared to who? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Once you "snoop" something like web traffic, if it contains Personally Identifiable Information, you are - in a fed environment - required to protect that information. Web traffic often DOES contain PII, and thus snooping it generates additional security requirements which could add to the cost and effort required to secure a connection which or may not otherwise have sensitive information traversing it.

      True, but if you do the snooping correctly, you would be doing so in a firewall plug-in and would not be retaining any information at all. If you have to have higher data security standards because you walked through the opening couple of packets in an HTTP stream and did not store any PII, there's something fundamentally broken in the security policies, as doing so is not making the data any more exposed than it is by being stored momentarily in memory during routing in the first place.

      When you say things like " If you use a more custom OS, then nobody external can write software for it", you're flat wrong. People write and use attacks for custom code all the time.

      I'm not wrong. I'm just solving a different problem. If you use a more custom OS, then 100% of the attackers will be targeted attacks, which means that if you detect that, it is worth investigating. Using a less common OS will dramatically the casual breaches. Ditto for all the other things I suggested. Pick the low-hanging fruit first, then move on to the upper branches.

      Also, I think I said nobody from the outside. If you are sufficiently custom, you can reasonably assume that attacks had inside information about how the system is designed. Okay, so you'd probably need a custom instruction set to get to that point, but the point remains that it would be limited to people who were intentionally targeting you as opposed to casual spyware producers. I'd expect the vast majority of security incidents to be the latter rather than the former.

      Third, each of the alternate vendors you described have -more than enough- security holes in them to allow people as much free reign as MS projects do. Maybe not as many, but plenty.

      Yes, but only the MS products are commonly actively exploited with a significant exposure window before a patch is released. Again, low-hanging fruit.

      Fourth, and ***most importantly*** you can do all of the things you describe and still have data stolen, corrupted, or access denied whether through social engineering, custom application security holes, lost physical hardware, or unpublished and unpatched vulnerabilities, or misconfiguration (through mistake or ignorance).

      You bet. Lost physical hardware is easily solved through crypto, and there are standards in government agencies for preventing loss of sensitive data in that way. I am, therefore, assuming that these leaks did not occur for those reasons. Exploiting custom app security holes requires someone outside the organization having access to the custom app, which means you have a much more important security hole to find and plug... with a different definition of plug, in all likelihood.... Social engineering is something that can only be improved through training, but again, I don't equate "break-ins" (the slashdot headline) with social engineering. S.E. usually results in information leaks, while I think of a break-in as someone gaining unauthorized access to a computer system. That should be really freaking hard to do through S.E., as it should be really hard to get the physical access necessary to utilize passwords or other info obtained through S.E.

      I'm not saying that the things I suggested will completely eliminate security problems. It would, however, IMHO, be a good start to stopping what appears to be less of a slow leak and more of a gaping hole.... :-)

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  7. When you are a primary target by Ngarrang · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When you are a primary target like the DHS, I would imagine that the attacks they face are probably harder and longer than most possible victims. I would be interested to know how many hack attempts failed to see what kind of success rate such a high profile agency has. No security is perfect.

    ""What the department is doing on its own networks speaks so loudly that the message is not getting across," Thompson said."

    Meh, whatever. This seems to me to dismiss the high profile nature of the DHS. Most other businesses might not even survive the onslaught faced by the DHS and other government sites.

    Could they do more? Sure. There is ALWAYS more that can be done from the user level up to systems and network admin.

    "All the problems involved the department's unclassified computer networks..."

    That is good to know.

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    1. Re:When you are a primary target by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most other businesses might not even survive the onslaught faced by the DHS and other government sites.
      I agree with you that DHS is a "juicier" target than some businesses, I'm willing to bet that the attacks (and the frequency of them) against Bank of America, Citibank, Equifax, etc, are just as bad if not worse.
    2. Re:When you are a primary target by darthnoodles · · Score: 4, Funny

      harder and longer

      This post failed to pass my spam checker.
    3. Re:When you are a primary target by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      Caveat:

      "All the problems involved the department's unclassified computer networks..."
      That is good to know.
      Problems that occurred on classified networks are classified, and would not have been released to the public.

      Just sayin'... I wouldn't want anyone to have a false sense of security, or a false sense of DHS competence when dealing with classified information.
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    4. Re:When you are a primary target by jimicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you've made a very good point there.

      The DHS could guarantee that all computer-based attacks would be fruitless overnight. They'd just have to get rid of all their computers and resort to pocket calculators, slide rules and abacuses.

      Unfortunately, that's about the only way to provide a 100% cast-iron guarantee that there's no way in hell the computer systems will be hacked.

      Even if you did take such an extreme measure, the result would be that anyone that interested in getting information about what the DHS is doing would plant a few individuals in there.

    5. Re:When you are a primary target by kennylogins · · Score: 1

      '"All the problems involved the department's unclassified computer networks..." That is good to know.' That's because the other breaches are classified.

    6. Re:When you are a primary target by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make sense, this is why you layer your security, you have your firewall funneling through an IDS system then another firewall from another provider then you get to your actual environment where you utilize Tripwire. There is no guaranteeing that the firewall won't have some vulnerability but the IDS software would detect it and proper authorities could be notified. Alternatively if the IDS system detects this behavior it can ban entire subnets from access to the network. It would push the would-be hacker back out through so many layers of security they would probably give up. It wouldn't even be that hard to manage since all management is done through a dedicated VLAN of course.

    7. Re:When you are a primary target by Ngarrang · · Score: 1

      The article does state in the last sentence a reference to failures in security on the classified network.

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    8. Re:When you are a primary target by kennylogins · · Score: 1

      Does this administrations track record on transparency and honesty, give you a high degree of confidence in the veracity of that statement?

    9. Re:When you are a primary target by Ngarrang · · Score: 1

      Does this administrations track record on transparency and honesty, give you a high degree of confidence in the veracity of that statement? I take every statement spoken by my elected and selected officials with a mountain-sized grain of salt. I figure that everything they say has at least a small grain of truth in it, just not the complete truth. In light of 800 reported hacks, they try to make the reader feel better by saying, "only 12 hacks reported on the classified network", which throws off the folks looking for statements of perfection or secrecy. The DHS loses either way.
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    10. Re:When you are a primary target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in IT security for Citi, and on my honor as an Anonymous Coward, it has the best security I've ever seen in a real-life organization. If government employees had enough real personal risk associated with break-ins, the Government's security would indeed become the best in the world.

  8. This was predicted by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 3, Interesting


    even by Slashdot pundits, when we learned of the huge Dell and Microsoft contracts that were being awarded by the DHS.

    Those who wanted the DHS to be a braintrust of security were sorely disappointed, and indeed we can see that it is nothing more than another bureaucracy more interested in distributing taxpayer funds to corporate friends than really doing anything for the health and welfare of the nation.

    This is how Rome fell.

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    1. Re:This was predicted by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Never mind predicted, this is desirable for the DHS, it's further 'proof' there are bazillions of terrorists out there hell bent on destroying the US.

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    2. Re:This was predicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Debate tactics of the retarded:

      Step 1- Mention some pet cause or personal preference
      Step 2- Make general statements without anything to back them up
      Step 3- Try to relate it to the fall of Rome

    3. Re:This was predicted by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >This is how Rome fell.

      Wow, thats not being overly dramatic. In the real world these attacks are managed risks. You cant ever have some kind of perfect system. Equating a virus outbreak and a few hundred attacks on a computer network to the fall of an ancient empire is being goofy.

  9. Well, it makes sense by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Informative

    DHS was started by a number of folks from the marines (I worked for one). They were ALL windows believers ( but the ones that I knew were very so-so in the tech work). They were adamant about not being like NSA in spite of the fact that NSA has 2 missions; 1) obtain any info that they can on others 2) secure our boxes. NSA has a LARGE number of mathematicians as well as computer geeks. And windows is only allowed in none secured arenas or have their network capability severed at a hardware level (i.e. no nic or usb). If DHS had been ran by professionals and not politicians from the military (ALL of the tops one were W.s, Cheney's and esp. Rumsfeld's friend), then they would not have had the break-ins.

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    1. Re:Well, it makes sense by kismet666 · · Score: 1

      How do you know this stuff about these classified networks? I happen to know otherwise WRT what network OSes they use on their classified networks.

    2. Re:Well, it makes sense by stuntpope · · Score: 1

      In my experience, whenever there are discussions about deploying new servers and I specify mine must run Linux (Solaris in the past), people get that lost look in their eyes and mutter, "oh, we'll have to get the Unix guy, we just know Windows and assumed..."

  10. If you want to..... by budword · · Score: 1, Insightful

    keep the USA safe from soccer Moms with sippy cups full of water, homeland security and TSA are competent. Anything more complex, and they are all butterfingers. Even the name "Homeland Security" freaks me out, not because they have extraordinary powers that threaten me, but because the name reminds me of something out of 1984 type double speak, sort of a Stalin-esk soviet type of pun. I suspect Homeland Security is much more likely to be applied against citizens of the homeland than it is likely to be applied against any enemy of America.

    1. Re:If you want to..... by DakotaSmith · · Score: 1

      Even the name "Homeland Security" freaks me out, not because they have extraordinary powers that threaten me, but because the name reminds me of something out of 1984 type double speak, sort of a Stalin-esk soviet type of pun.

      Keep in mind that the English translation of "KGB" is "Committee for State Security". Allowing for idiomatic and cultural translations, the DHS is the American KGB. In point of fact, I've been referring to it as "the American KGB" since it was instituted.

      Fortunately for all of us, enough of a free market still exists in the US to drive talented people into the private sector, leaving only the dregs who can't earn a living any other way than forcing taxpayers to cough up money to work for the government. This ensures that no matter how it tries, government programs can only be utterly incompetent.

      The last thing we need, after all, is an American KGB that is as competent as its Soviet counterpart

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    2. Re:If you want to..... by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      > I suspect Homeland Security is much more likely to be applied against citizens of the homeland than it is likely to be applied against any enemy of America.

      Well, enemies are both foreign _and_ domestic, ya know... In fact, if you're not a flag-waving, frothing at the mouth Republican, with an autographed picture of W. on your desk, chances are pretty good that you're an enemy. Say, citizen, what have you been up to lately? Anything subversive...? (It's rhetorical. They already know what you're up to...)

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    3. Re:If you want to..... by Ardipithecus · · Score: 1

      You must agree that "Homeland Security" sounds nicer than "State Security" - we have better spinners

    4. Re:If you want to..... by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      I dunno - Homeland sounds a little to close to Fatherland for my comfort.

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    5. Re:If you want to..... by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      It's even worse than you suspect. DHS has hired former Stasi chief, Markus Wolfe and former head of the KGB, General Yevgeni Primakov, as consultants. If you consider that the founders of the neo-con movement were all "former" Trotskyites, the picture that they're painting becomes a lot clearer. It's our turn now.

  11. 1-800-Break-Ins by OzPeter · · Score: 3, Funny

    That was how I read the summary and it made me think - Dang the Dept of Homeland Security is so (dis)organised that you can phone in break in requests to their systems

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    1. Re:1-800-Break-Ins by danpsmith · · Score: 0

      That was how I read the summary and it made me think - Dang the Dept of Homeland Security is so (dis)organised that you can phone in break in requests to their systems

      ...and so stupid they think there's 8 digits after 1-800

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  12. Out of Context by WarpSnotTheDark · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look at any government agency or corporate IT infrastructure - 800 break-ins is not a big number. I have been conducting information security analyses for many years for corporate networks and government entities and 800 is not a high figure. What you have to find out before considering this a valid story is; was integrity, confidentiality or availability of their infrastructure effected by these break-ins or was it just dorks poking their nose through the DMZ to see what they could find.

    1. Re:Out of Context by scatters · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is that 800 is the number they know about. What's the real number?

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    2. Re:Out of Context by jofny · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering the fact that there IS monitoring going on, Id say the 800 figure is probably much closer to the "truth" than a lot of other organizations' numbers who DONT monitor. Exchange often attributed to an anonymous officer at DoD: "My systems have never been broken into!" "How do you know, have you looked?" -Silence-

    3. Re:Out of Context by WarpSnotTheDark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right; 800 is the number they know about and a large part of that number comes from reports generated by Signature-Based Intrusion Detection Systems. Do a little research on Intrusion Detection Systems and you will find that they inherently have an extremely high false-positive rate: A poorly written program or improperly configured access permissions will trigger a high number of false positives - this is by design because it is generally safer to assume an action was malicious so that you have to track it down and find out what really happened, then update your signatures (who ever does that?) rather than assume it was a new printer with UPNP making a nuisance of itself. 800 is the number they know about and I can guarantee you that this number is pretty darn close to being dead-on. Additionally, unauthorized hits on their boundary defenses are counted - also counted are inexperienced hackers who get sucked into the honeypot. I know you want to believe that DHS is a bunch of incompetent fools running around with no idea what they should be doing, but I know, first hand, that they are a seriously organized (though overly bureaucratized) group of organizations (you do realize the scope of DHS don't you? It's absolutely ENORMOUS!).

    4. Re:Out of Context by scatters · · Score: 1

      Where to begin?

      1. I'm pretty familiar with signature based IDS products - I've been running numerous products including snort for several years. In fact when SourceFire first produced a commercial product, I did an early evaluation deployment into my environment where it trapped so many false positives in the first couple of hours that it took 3 days for the device to clear its database (after disconnecting it from the net).

      2. Obviously, signature based IDSs are very prone to false positives, and it takes staff with talent and a lot of time to tune the system to suit the characteristics of the network. In most environments, users simply turn off the most annoying rules, thus losing all visability to attacks on that particular vector.

      3. Signature-based IDS devices are generally appalling at detecting attacks over secure channels, SSL, SSH, etc., particularly in high traffic environments.

      4. I do believe that the DHS is a bunch of incompetent fools, and I've flown through enough airports in the US with radically different security procedures at each port, observed FEMA's response to the hurricane Katrina, and seen enough reactionary flapping about ridiculous threats (what's the threat color today, sky blue huh, and what does that mean to me as a citizen - how should it affect my behavior?) to have a fair degree of confidence that my belief is correct. That an organization has a large scope of responsibility is not an good indicator of competence. I give you one thing though, they sure have some pretty buildings.

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    5. Re:Out of Context by WarpSnotTheDark · · Score: 1

      My scope statement was to point out that nearly all (if not all) of our government's 3-Letter agencies fall under the scope of DHS. You feel that the CIA is a bunch of incompetent fools? Cruel, heartless bastards - maybe, but incompetent: no. The ridiculous behavior you see at airports is as a result of local, civilian management attempting to adhere to policy - but not really; they pick and choose what they want to enforce and as they keep getting their pee-pees whacked for not doing what they are supposed to, they change and distort the policies in an attempt to prove that the way they were doing it was better in the first place - you and I suffer for those interoffice politics. FEMA's response to hurricane Katrina was exactly what was called for at the moment - I watched the mayor of N.O. state that local emergency management organizations were handling everything just fine and that he didn't require any federal assistance - 2 days later he was screaming about the lack of response - he should have lost his job for failing to evaluate the situation correctly. That thing was botched from the bottom up, not the top down. I don't give a crap about a threat color - I didn't care about it when I was in the military either, but why are the threats ridiculous; this world is full of people who don't like Americans for a multitude of reasons (I've lived all over it and have been the target of these people) - most of the reasons are because they are misguided politically - if you don't know what's going on in the world, nobody should expect you to form an intelligent opinion about it and you can't really expect misinformed people to make intelligent decisions either. I know misinformation from the US government is alive and well - but not always as the result of stupidity. We live in a ridiculous time, our political, economic and social systems are completely out of whack with reality - I took issue to this initial story because it is just one more example of people trying to prove evidence with a point rather than a proving a point with evidence.

  13. On the good side... by Billosaur · · Score: 1

    No lost laptops... yet.

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    1. Re:On the good side... by Reverend528 · · Score: 2, Informative

      In other cases, computer workstations in the Coast Guard and the Transportation Security Administration were infected with malicious software detected trying to communicate with outsiders; laptops were discovered missing; and agency Web sites suffered break-ins.
      I'll admit that "discovered missing" was probably a poor choice of words, but the article pretty clearly states that there were lost laptops.
    2. Re:On the good side... by gethoht · · Score: 2, Informative

      They haven't lost a laptop that we know about, but how about a hard drive with thousands of SSN#'s on it?

      http://www.toptechnews.com/story.xhtml?story_id=03 3003P6Z4B6

      "The agency said it did not know whether the device is still within headquarters or was stolen."

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  14. I guess it's true what they say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    a mechanic's car is always the last to get fixed.

    What do they say about the vehicles of back-water, trailer park baptist Gestapo?

  15. Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's nothing. A password cracker is included in the OS load of every server here. Our security auditing program uses it! Better yet, it would normally be detected by our antivirus program, but a guy here is paid to remove it's pattern from the vscan updates before they're sent out. When an unedited vscan pattern file manages to make it's way on to the machine somehow, it nukes the audit program. How's that for "administratively broken"?

  16. Usual illiteracy... by Otter · · Score: 2, Informative
    800 Break-ins at Dept. of Homeland Security

    No, there were over 800 incidents ranging from a single (if I'm understanding correctly) break-in to other problems from malware and less.

    By the way, seven comments already and not one anguished wail from a 14-year-old pretending to be a grizzled veteran upset about the changing meaning of "hacker"? Get a move on, guys!

  17. Indeed. We've been played. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Gave up rights and privledges in the name of 'security', and a mall rent-a-cop could probably secure those systems and charge less to boot.

    But as long as the simple folk are still scared by the turrist boogeyman, gays getting married, and corporations hiring illegal immigrants and out-sourcing works in order to meet the demand for cheap goods from those simple folk...this is the future of the USA.

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  18. Just Out of Curiosity by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Just a thought; But what was the Operating System of Choice for those poor unfortunate Department of Homeland Security Victims?

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  19. Break-ins at Homeland Security by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 2, Funny

    Article needs the following tag:

    Irony

  20. Networking by G1369311007 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why don't they just move the whole operation to a classified network behind NSA Type I devices? So what if they can't surf the internet. At least they'd get work done without having to worry about people going to doublewidefantasies.com and picking up some malware.p

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    1. Re:Networking by Otter · · Score: 1
      Why don't they just move the whole operation to a classified network behind NSA Type I devices?

      I'd imagine for the same reason businesses don't run their entire IT operations that way -- the financial and practical costs of doing it far outweigh the benefits of protecting some low-level person's unclassified laptop from every possible threat.

  21. They're sitting idle... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    ...as feeding 4 children in today's economy means they cannot afford fuel?

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  22. The DoHS by Black+Parrot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    is nothing but a politician's way of telling the public "We're doing something about it!" Actually working is a minor, secondary consideration, just like with the post-Katrina relief effort and the "surge" in Iraq.

    Doing things right would invove raising taxes and/or redirecting money from pet pork projects, and putting experts in the decision-making roles rather than political hacks.

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  23. Security by thetagger · · Score: 1

    That goes to show that by putting "Security" as part of the department's name they actually painted a huge target on their own ass.

    May I suggest going low-key next time. Information security should be handled by the Department of Fishing.

    1. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Information security should be handled by the Department of Phishing.
      Fixed that for you.
    2. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, now our cover at the Department of Fishing is blown. Switching to our backup operational headquarters, in the breakfast cereal department of the FDA...

      Oh...

      Crap.

      Did I send this on a clear channel?

  24. Can you say "Honeypot"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew you could!

    I can't understand how some people don't comprehend the art of misdirection.

  25. My brief experience in DHS by erroneus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is no exaggeration. As with virtually any other government employment, the DHS is filled with people who just want titles and a paycheck. Most morons know how to install windows and office and a few of those can even install a server and exchange email. Whether they know anything useful or not, they don't really care about doing more than the bare minimum to keep their paychecks flowing. I blame the way government pays and oversees people for this. There is not much in the way of pay or advancement by merit in government employ. Everyone's too afraid of descrimination suits and the like. So the only measured basis one can use safely is time in service really. Other than that, the culture is to keep your head down and do the bare minimum.

    And if you think the creation of DHS was a carefully planned and well-thought-out move, I think the historical evidence speaks to the contrary.

    The only solution is for detailed requirements for security and data handling. It would be more effective than not having any... they really don't have much in place now. How secure can they be with Microsoft everything running their offices?

  26. 800 is that really high? by Seventh+Magpie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    800 includes virus infections as well. Lets see there are about 150,000 employees of DHS, so assumining there is at least 1 computer per employee, there must somewhere in the range of150,000 computers? Lets be conservative and say 100,000 computers. 800 incidents, that is less then 1%. Now take any other enterprise with that many computers, you IT guys tell me, is under 1% rate for computers without virus infections or intrusions a failure? Hell it isn't perfect, but it should be expected.

    The bottom line is I dont care what kind of agency, business, enterprise, securing that many computers is impossible no matter what. You always have the human factor involved. Once you get 150,000 people thinking security (impossible to do) then you can be close to perfect..

    1. Re:800 is that really high? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...is under 1% rate for computers without virus infections or intrusions a failure? Hell it isn't perfect, but it should be expected.

      The bottom line is I dont care... You would of course be unalarmed therefore if your bank annouced its future policy would be to keep only 99% of accounts secure.
    2. Re:800 is that really high? by Seventh+Magpie · · Score: 1

      Considering how many bank accounts, credit card numbers, and personally identifiable information have already been compromised, I think 99% secure is more than we can hope for.

  27. It is to be expected ... by arthurpaliden · · Score: 2, Informative

    When the first question out of the DHS pruchasing agent after the demo is 'And the name of your Congressman is?'

    Yes, this really happened, it is recorded in my lab book.

  28. You know what else they say... by McGregorMortis · · Score: 1

    "Those who can't do, teach."

    1. Re:You know what else they say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Those who can't do, teach."

      I thought it was:

      Those who can, do.
      Those who can't, teach.
      Those who can't teach, become critics.
    2. Re:You know what else they say... by SoulRider · · Score: 1

      I always thought it was:

      Those who do, do
      Those who dont, teach
      Those who do neither become experts

  29. Something Smells Here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA

    |...suffered more than 800 hacker break-ins, virus outbreaks and other computer security problems over two years...|

    wonder if this includes spam?

    |...In one instance, hacker tools for stealing passwords and other files were found on two internal Homeland Security computer systems...|

    1 incident of hacking found. Ok then: 800 - 1 = 799 incidents (non hacking?)

    |...All the problems involved the department's unclassified computer networks...|

    hmmm. Isn't there some sort of prioritization of risk here, or is the being blown out of proportions? Must be an up coming budget request.

  30. the Operating System of Choice by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "Just a thought; But what was the Operating System of Choice for those poor unfortunate Department of Homeland Security Victims?"

    'The contract, awarded June 27, named Microsoft as the "primary technology provider" to the Department of Homeland Security, supplying desktop and server software critical for the agency'

    "Microsoft Corp. has hired another Homeland Security Department official for its team "

    was: Re:Just Out of Curiosity

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  31. They have holes in their security... by athloi · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that you could fly a 747 through!

    Oops, that was in bad taste.

  32. Re:Thank god we fixed a 40 billion dollar bureaucr by jimicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's be honest, that's about all governments ever do. When was the last time you heard of a government organisation made more effective by simplifying things?

  33. you people don't get it by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most companies' security strategies primarily rely on two things: patching and virus scanning.

    Maybe break-ins are rare for you, and you think you are doing security really well. In reality, your success is based primarily on the fact that nobody good is targeting you. The people who discover flaws, write the exploits, and create the effective viruses do NOT target your pissant little company. They target governments and financial institutions.

    Once the flaws and viruses are discovered by the primary targets, you get the luxury of updating your software and signature files before anyone gets around to target you.

    DHS may have security a million times better than yours, but they are a primary target, so they get hit a billion times harder.

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    1. Re:you people don't get it by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A few years ago I was the technical manager for a company that developed and hosted major ecommerce sites. Sites for the largest retail brands in the world. They were very, very, high profile. Any downtime was usually measured in millions of dollars of revenue lost. We went months at a time without any downtime at all, not even scheduled downtime.

      We never once had a break-in. We never once had a tripwire report that a single file had been changed by someone without authorization.

      We also ran primarily Solaris, Tru64 unix, FreeBSD and Linux (for internal IT stuff like the office mail servers), with windows essentially confined to some desktops on an isolated network.

      We also had layered, physically divided networks, with stateful firewalls between layers, switches with ACLs on ports controlling traffic, and all server and workstation OS's hardened before deployment as if they were going to be exposed directly to the internet. Oh yeah, and commercial IDS devices on each network. Users weren't root/administrator on anything, except for the lead developers tracked using sudo on their solaris sandbox and the Sys Admins using sudo elsewhere.

      We also did a randomly scheduled once-a-month walkthrough of the work spaces to ensure that no passwords were written down anyplace someone with physical access could get them. We also didn't use stupid change-every-month password policies, but instead instructed staff to create phrases and combinations that mentally translated into their secure personal passwords and also further used ssh keys and keygen dongles where appropriate.

      Root passwords were randomly generated and stuck in an envelope in a safe, just in case we ever needed them. If ever used (for example, for console access on a box booting in single user mode due to a hardware problem) they were immediately changed once the use was complete.

      We also had multiple QA and staging environments for configuration, content management, security, functional, and performance code testing before deployment. We also had full redundancy and load balancing for every essential server and device.

      Oh yeah, we also had a major annual security audit by a good third-party IT security specialist firm. They never once found anything exploitable, despite their best efforts and even given internal network access.

      Of course, the previous developer/hoster of the largest brand we supported, when it came time for the transition to our platform, went ahead and decided to physically mail us a dvd with all of their customer's personal and credit card information on it in plain text to use for testing the customer import process. So the above standards aren't exactly universally true of private companies.

      But while I've heard lots of bad security stories about government agencies (I knew a network guy contracted to the Department of Agriculture who found out one day that the firewalls for the entire department of agriculture had been set to pass all traffic for 6 months since they were too much trouble to keep configured properly) and about government IT project fiascos (they all take 2-3X as long as expected, cost 2-3X, then never get finished, but instead get rolled into a new project to do the same thing), I've never heard of an actual government IT success story.

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    2. Re:you people don't get it by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      You are extremely lucky to have the chance to work somewhere which has a well-funded security group and a management that takes security seriously.

      Compared to government and some software shops, though, it sounds like you have fewer apps to protect, and fewer clueless desktop users. Still, it sounds like you did an exceptional job. You should apply for a job with DHS.

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    3. Re:you people don't get it by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      You should apply for a job with DHS.

      That's the problem with DHS (and other government departments). Someone like me couldn't possibly manage to get through the civil service bureacracy in order to get a job where I was paid anything comparable to the private sector and was able to actually have an effect on things. It would literally take a presidential appointment of the right group of people to change the IT structure at DHS or another government department. The civil service stands in the way otherwise. Even with support at the top of a department, most career bureacrats will just delay anything they don't like until someone else takes power at the top.

      The company I mentioned above actually had our offices located in Reston, VA, in the Washington-Dulles Internet corridor. Our primary data center was across the street from the CIA in McClean. So I knew a lot of guys that worked at various agencies and they're all a mess. Usually the contractors (since they can actually get paid) know what they're doing, but have no ability to change anything that's not an exact part of their contract.

      I had a friend who was working on writing a post 9/11 plan to secure some really old in-field unix systems the FAA used for controlling radar installations. He had never used any form of *nix before and came to me for advice on what kinds of security problems they should be looking for. He definitely wasn't qualified for his task. I started with how the systems really couldn't be made secure unless they upgraded the OS to something newer than 12 years old (at the time) and that they really needed to focus on physical security, since these things were literally in a field and accessible by anyone who could hop a fence.

      His response was that their contract only covered software, not physical security, that there wasn't anyone going to work on physical security and they also couldn't update the OS since no one was able to mess with the application.

      I told him to install Linux or FreeBSD at home to get a feel for some of the basics and pointed him to some documentation, but why even try, after his job was basically impossible to do properly?

      extremely lucky

      It wasn't luck, it's called the incentive of millions of dollars at risk and the company going out of business if a serious breach were to occur. The senior DHS guys still have a job, their annual COLA and seniority pay-grade raises regardless of whether or not their IT has proper security or not.
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    4. Re:you people don't get it by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      If you can find so much money in the private sector, where is it? The best pay of the people I know (as in: $100k plus) is actually in DoD jobs. The private sector in Ohio seems to only pay $50-$80k for IT security jobs (which isn't impressive, considering the average Bachelor's Degree pays $56k).

      There's nothing wrong with Ohio (except for the snow and the rain), but my experience suggests that DoD pays significantly better than private industry! Is this wrong?

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    5. Re:you people don't get it by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on where you're looking. I'm not as familiar with the job market in Ohio, but I'm guessing that lower-cost-of-living areas have low enough pay that government jobs might look good in comparison. I currently live in a low-cost-of-living area, but that's only because I'm semi-retired enough to just do some consulting over the internet occasionally. I couldn't live here and have a regular job.

      If you're on the east or west coast, then the pay is generally higher in the private sector. Silicon Valley and the Washington-Dulles corridor seem to be the hot spots for IT-related jobs since the Internet boom. There is always something in major cities like Chicago, NY, SLC, etc... as well, but I don't think you're as likely to find a job at say, Google, Ebay, Amazon, or similar size players in more rural areas.

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  34. DHS was thrown together by The+Second+Horseman · · Score: 1

    Knowing where the gaps occurred would actually be interesting. Were there particular pre-DHS agencies or offices that had systems do well or poorly? On the server/software side, if failures occurred, were the same people or the same part of the organization in charge of those systems, or had they been shuffled around inside DHS? If you've got your own responsibilities already, odds are you're only going to have enough time to keep an unfamiliar system working, not learn it inside and out. There was a lot of institutional chaos created along with DHS (post-DHS FEMA was obviously an example). And FEMA and DHS became a dumping ground for political appointees under Bush. (Clinton, apparently, tended to load them into the Department of Commerce and a few other places).

  35. Deputy chief information officer had a fake degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In 2003 it was found out that that a PhD claimed by the Homeland Security Department's deputy chief information officer, Laura Callahan, was from Hamilton University of Wyoming, a known diploma mill.

    wikipedia: "According to Department of Labor employees later interviewed by the media, Callahan had become increasingly difficult to work for, reacting in
    a hostile way when questioned on her unusual decisions, and frequently belittling employees for not understanding the complex technological jargon she said she had acquired while studying for her doctorate." - sounds like a real asshole

  36. My computer is always the FIRST to get fixed. by khasim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Gotta agree with that. If they were competent, they'd have their own house in order.

    Just as anyone here who's competent with a computer has their systems up-to-date and tuned.

    1. Re:My computer is always the FIRST to get fixed. by lantastik · · Score: 1

      Please...with proper administration, Windows is just as secure as any other OS. Blame the luser, not the tools. Linux and BSD are just as problematic when you have an idiot on the keyboard. It goes back to the old user base argument. If the *nix community had as many users as the Windows community, you would see just as many problems. The ratio of ignorant users would significantly increase.

    2. Re:My computer is always the FIRST to get fixed. by WheelDweller · · Score: 1

      Well competency is the issue, isn't it? It takes a great deal more to lock-down a Windows establishment than a Linux one: you have to read the news every night. Just like the Italian websites getting hammered over the weekend- there are so many exploits published that maintining such a complex is a bigger job than it has to be. (I know, I've been a sysadmin since the start of the microcomputer revolution.)

      Let's not ignore the fact that people willing to work for the government, being subject to blind, powerful government caprice are more hard-core: it takes a thick skin to put up with it, as a businessman.

      A great deal of 'sea change' awaits us in re-aligning our government logistics. The idea of pyramids and the enormous bureacracy that follows is very outdated- that's an underlying problem at the base.

      Most of you are too young to recall when the Post Office was run like AmTrak is now- at the whim of the Senators. They'd waste all kinds of time debating the "blue uniforms with grey trim" amendments, the "grey uniforms with blue trim" amendments, and all this unnecessary contol of every step, by people unworthy of making such internal decisions, and wasting enough money to bail out several third world nations.

      Then came Nixon, of all people. Scanalous as he was, he moved it to a much more private organization. The task became to _produce_ and not dally with uniform styles. Nixon gave us the zip codes...mail started moving faster. Thankfully, they were permitted to invest in letting the private sector pre-sort the mail (the large bulk-mailings) to get a discount, and this section just keeps getting better and better. (At least, outside of Chicago.)

      Back to Homeland Security...this is just another meta-buraucracy, and it's not needed. But with the senators calling the tune and playing CYA all over the place, it's amazing our system isn't as slow and costly as the Indians. There, it took EIGHTEEN YEARS to cut through the red tape and allow Coca-Cola to be sold in their country.

      We've got to get away from the 'let's grow the government' mindset of the 30's.

      Notice how ATM transactions have the customers doing data-entry for the banks? That'd be a good way for governmental organizations to offload the costs. But not if they're going to use known-defective operating systems, and then not start to work patching it a week before go-live...

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    3. Re:My computer is always the FIRST to get fixed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... what tools do you have to detect a break-in, if any? Do you review audit logs for each system weekly? daily? What do you audit? Do you have a firewall? An IDS? Are each of these items monitored? Constantly? With backups for the humans watching? Are you analyizing all data traffic in an attempt to find a malicious attack? One that may not have IDS/virus signature?

      Seriously, the fact that they know of 800 attacks is a significant finding. The fact that the government is open about this is important.

      How many attacks have been reported by Citigroup? HealthFirst? State Farm Insurance?
      Is that because there have been no attacks? (Doubtful) Is it because no one is looking for an attack? (Possible) Is it because they actively conceal the number of attacks? (Probable)

      Absolute security is a myth. You can exchange cost and risk in many cases. I suspect that DHS has done good by investigating the attacks at all. Most companies would simply triage the situation and then sweep it under the rug, if they were even looking. In the grand scheme of problems DHS must solve, web page defacement should be low.

    4. Re:My computer is always the FIRST to get fixed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering a good portion of Mac users are complete and total idiots, and the fact that there are absolutely no viruses in the wild for Mac OS X says a lot about Unix-style security...

      Also, Apache is far more popular that IIS, yet which one is hit by more security exploits? IIS of course!

    5. Re:My computer is always the FIRST to get fixed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just as anyone here who's competent with a computer has their systems up-to-date and tuned.

      Exactly. I know mine is.

      HAHAHA! DISREGARD PREVIOUS STATEMENT! I SUCK COCK!

  37. No, it's *not* like a mechanic's car, it's like... by BarnabyWilde · · Score: 1

    ...clueless power-mad bureaucrats, who care not about your safety, but only for their precious pensions.

    The central question (to them) about this incident is "Was anyone's pension endangered?"

    Look like.... no.

  38. We realize that bureaucracy is inefficient. by Mr.+Arbusto · · Score: 1

    Our plan to fix this bureaucracy is to make room and add more bureaucracy.

  39. The department of "homeland security" by danpsmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think the reason that people see any irony at all in these type of stories is the fact that they actually expect that the government is as good as its hyperreal image. Of course government agencies aren't infallible, but to suggest this is to deny this hyperreal, overemphasized "we're efficient, intelligent and we know things about you you don't even know" public persona. Without a sufficient belief in the agencies like the CIA and the FBI, and the belief that they are actually more informed than the masses and that the government is more in the know than anyone is aware (unless they are in the government), people would want to know where all this security spending is going (which is a problem for anyone). The government is an inept, massive body of people that is unable to act upon information quickly due to its many layers of bureaucratic bullshit and the legality of everything. The only solution to this problem is to eliminate some of the bureaucracy (firing people, which, of course, can't be done), or to eliminate the red tape (legislation, which, if you eliminate too much becomes a Bush-like grab for power), neither of which will ever be done due to the nature of the politicians in charge. So the federal government, no matter what the politicians say will continue to grow as a monolithic, insecure and ineffective beast while feeding you the image of a secure, fast, intelligent and best of class organization and terrorists with their small but efficient plans will continue to find gaping holes in the system. And that's why irony in this case can be saved for the naive and the uninformed, the rest of us see things like this coming a mile away.

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  40. tennessee office was bugged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not surprised, the shelby county tennessee homeland security office was bugged back in November. http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?s=5601452

  41. Its more than just simplification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You get accountability by rewarding incompetence with unemployment.

    Other than Rumsfeld and a couple of low-level stooges from Abu Griab, no one seems to have been fired.

    We reward incompetence with bigger budgets which breeds more incompetence.

  42. The largest, most bloated bureaucracy in history? by noewun · · Score: 1

    Run by the most corrupt and incompetent administration in modern history has security problems with teh internets?

    Really?

    Talk about a non-story. I actually surprised the launch codes for our nukes, and the secret recipe for Coke, aren't on the front page of the DHS website, hightlighted with the flash tag.

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  43. FUD Article by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok so here is the deal. DHS' network is a mesh of multiple other networks that were already in existence. This is problematic in itself as it involves a heavy amount of integration and also borders upon borders of perimeter security (each disparate agency is part of the whole but may have its own controlled interfaces for some level of separation...

    Now lets go to the article. To the laymen you say 800 compromises and they go into "WOW THAT IS SO BAD" mode, but seriously come on. The compromises are mostly workstations. Now that doesn't mean they get a free pass, but its not like they have had their core servers owned by foreign states... What they should be doing is not only scanning apps, DBs, and servers and patching/hardening them appropriately, but also client-side firewalling, config control of workstations, baseline security mechanisms for remote users, centralized virus/vulnerability patching... This article does not surprise me what-so-ever and it really is not an indication that DHS security is horrible. Its not the best, but 800 is not that bad.

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    1. Re:FUD Article by hachete · · Score: 1

      The DHS is a high-value target; both attackers and defenders know this. Accordingly, the defenders have to take the appropriate precautions particularly as any bad news such as this will play well with their bureaucratic enemies and (eventually) their budget or who heads the DHS. It's incompetence, pure and simple, on a lot of fronts.

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    2. Re:FUD Article by meckhert · · Score: 1

      That argument only holds up if you believe that 800 is a reliable estimate. To put it simply, those are only the attacks they are aware of. You have to figure that more sophisticated attacks are harder to detect, and since the DHS is a high value target as mentioned previously, I wouldn't be surprised if the real number was closer to 8000.

    3. Re:FUD Article by jnnnnn · · Score: 1

      Who's to say they found all the compromises? It sounds like the attackers were occasionally sloppy and didn't clean up after themselves... did they find the clean ones too?

    4. Re:FUD Article by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
      The reason this is bad is that "800 compromises" should be followed somewhere with "and (X) people were arrested and charged with ..."

      I am not a hacker, but you would think that their might be a "some" fear of getting caught and given a cuban vacation... 800 ? sounds like a lot to me.

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  44. What Does the DHS Do? by segedunum · · Score: 1

    What does the Department of Homeland Security do now anyway? It doesn't seem to have very much to do other than looking over the shoulders of people at libraries to see if they're browsing porn, and then trying to arrest them until it's pointed out that they have no jurisdiction.

    I mean, everyone is really keen to tell us how we're on the verge of IT meltdown, and terrorists are willing to meltdown the entire western economy through botnets (Die Hard 4), but it's just bull.

    An organisation like that, with nothing to do, trying to justify itself by claiming non-existent threats is a bit dangerous to me. They then start telling us that the enemy is within, and when that enemy can't be pinpointed or proved to exist, every citizen then becomes the enemy - because.......it could be anyone. Just look at the way the UK is going with MI5, their security services and CCTV cameras up your backside.

  45. Re:The largest, most bloated bureaucracy in histor by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    "I actually surprised the launch codes for our nukes, and the secret recipe for Coke, aren't on the front page of the DHS website, hightlighted with the flash tag."

    In a typical example of government's excellent security policies, the launch codes apparently used to be all zeros until the mid 70s. I read an article about this a couple of years back, apparently they weren't changed until some military guys pointed it out to the right people in Congress and then managed to convince those politicians that, no, they weren't joking.

  46. Re:Indeed. We've been played. by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1
    It looks to me like the illegal immigrant "debate" focuses very little on the corporate complicity that runs the whole thing -- mostly it's just "Learn English!" and complaints about the use of social services. It would be uncomfortable for Bush and other elites if *too* much attention was paid to how much large corporations benefit from how things are going now.

    And btw, regarding your sig: there's nothing new about that aspect of US foreign policy! It's been like that for the entirety of the post-War (WWII, that is) era.

  47. question? by josepha48 · · Score: 1

    If they can't secure their own office, how can they secure a country and how can WE trust them with the info they collect on us?

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    1. Re:question? by GrayCalx · · Score: 1

      how can WE trust them with the info they collect on us?

      Heh, what like the phone records that show you called 1900-HOT-COED seven times that weekend your parents attended a family reunion? I'm pretty sure we can let that one slip to the Chinese.

  48. so 24 is realistic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always complained about how bad guys are breaking into CTU physically and electronically. Based on this, maybe that part of the show is realistic afterall?

  49. Hey cut them some slack by kennylogins · · Score: 1

    Conducting surveillance on 300 million people is a big job.

  50. C'Mon Guys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We can do way better than 800...

  51. Salient FACTS by N8F8 · · Score: 3, Informative
    The DHS has around 200,000 employees.

    The article actually says "800 hacker break-ins, virus outbreaks and other computer security problems over two years".

    These numbers are remarkably low, if true. I once cleaned over 1000 virii, rootkits and spyware apps off the computer of a busy, filesharing teenager. 800 from 200,000 employees is pretty low. Not to mention that these are on public terminals since the real important data passes across private DoD networks (SIPRNET and JWICS. another clueless article written by another clueless reporter spreading FUD to the clueless liberal masses.

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    1. Re:Salient FACTS by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

      You raise an interesting point, but the truth is that given the sensitivity of the network in question, ONE is too many.

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    2. Re:Salient FACTS by N8F8 · · Score: 1

      Unrealistic. But go ahead and eat the FUD.

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      "God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
    3. Re:Salient FACTS by jofny · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. One of his specific (and accurate) points was that these were -not- sensitive networks that were involved. The attack data from -those- networks - the ones where data is actually of significance - are not findings you'll read in a news article like this because they are, well, "sensitive" (read: classified).

    4. Re:Salient FACTS by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

      The point I was trying to make is that if an intrusion does go unnoticed long enough and if your sensitive data is in any way connected to your external network, then it can be compromised by many means including a social engineering, which only gets easier once the outer layer security has been breached. I realize that the sensitive data is on separate networks but since they are secret we'll probably never know if there were any attacks on them as well or not.

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    5. Re:Salient FACTS by jofny · · Score: 1

      This is true, but once you get that many layers out from the data in question, there are many equaly plausible (or implausible, as the case may be) ways of getting to the sensitive information including people taking things home, direct social engineering completely bypassing the nonclassed networks, etc...in which case this thread's doesn't have anything new to say.

    6. Re:Salient FACTS by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      These numbers are remarkably low, if true. I once cleaned over 1000 virii, rootkits and spyware apps off the computer of a busy, filesharing teenager. 800 from 200,000 employees is pretty low.

      Unless they report each "incident" only once even if it affects hundreds or thousands of users and systems. "Oh look, Blaster just rooted all the unpatched servers, better rebuild them all and write up an incident report!"

    7. Re:Salient FACTS by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

      I think you are correct. For an orginization the size of Homeland Security 800 break-ins is a pretty small number especially when you think about the vuneabilities of the operating system and the software that they are likely using.

      One thing that I have been considering is the use of a virtual machine running an internet appliance. This method "sandboxes" the risk and it is wiped away simply by restarting the VM session.

    8. Re:Salient FACTS by N8F8 · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that most of those computers are ordinary knowledge workers surfing the web and working on mundane reports in MS Office. In that respect they are no different than any other business. Your average DHS employee doesn't have access to anything dangerous in the first place. And sensitive information is typically kept off the unclassified machines.

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      "God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
    9. Re:Salient FACTS by Snowtide · · Score: 1
      Ah, too bad.

      I was agreeing with you right up to the clueless libeal masses comment. The media does so often get it wrong. But that's ok, I have made some good money of people who talk like you. I have bet them they were wrong about WMD's in Iraq, the neo-con talking points blankly repeated without fact checking or atribution, the length of our troops stay in Iraq etc. Actually I am still collecting on that one as people many of us know and care about personally are still in Iraq.

      I did agree with you until the overgeneralized insult though. Have a good week.

  52. New T-shirt... by ghostunit · · Score: 1

    "Gave up my civil liberties and all I got was this lousy checkpoint"

    1. Re:New T-shirt... by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      "Gave up my civil liberties and all I got was this lousy checkpoint"
      Sorry, not close enough to the /. bashing paradigm, how about:
      "Gave up my civil liberties and all I got was this lousy president."
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      There is no right to feel safe thru security vaudeville at the expense of everyone's freedom, privacy and tax money.
  53. Good idea, bad implementation by tkstock · · Score: 1

    The DHS was originally mandated to coordinate the activities of all the departments and agencies that fall under their umbrella. This coordination involved open communication between the agencies and management from the top. The fact of the matter is those agencies are still not operating as one accord, and management is based upon who has the money. DHS is a good idea implemented poorly.

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    -Tom
  54. Re:The largest, most bloated bureaucracy in histor by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

    It's true. I read an accredited news article some time ago that pointed this out for the fact that they wre concerned that a real code would be too easily forgotten in a high-stress crisis situation.

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  55. Mechanics are IT for cars by bussdriver · · Score: 2, Informative

    Anybody notice how similar mechanics can be to IT support? The jobs are similar even if the skill set is not.

    1. Re:Mechanics are IT for cars by Vr6dub · · Score: 1

      I keep telling my car buddies this (considering IT), some of them mechanics. The mindsets are very similar and you will find a lot of IT people who are also car junkies.

  56. MICROSOFT. WINDOWS. MAKING. AMERICA. SAFER. by toby · · Score: 0, Troll

    At what point does McShit Winfuck get classified as a WMD?

    On the other hand, what do I care. Go ahead, keep using it.

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    you had me at #!
  57. a mechanic has complete access to all parts by Locutus · · Score: 1

    The DHS can't fix Microsoft Internet Explorer, Microsoft Outlook, MS ActiveX system or any part of Microsoft Windows. There is no comparison between a mechanics personal car and how "experts" can or can't protect their computers.

    But hey, I'd be impressed if it were shown that the DHS, as a policy, used Firefox instead of IE and maybe Thunderbird instead of MS Outlook. I doubt they've even taken those simple steps to mitigate infection/breakin points.

    LoB

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  58. They also say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Those who can't teach, coach"

  59. Re:Thank god we fixed a 40 billion dollar bureaucr by RobBebop · · Score: 1

    Clearly what we need is a new Dept. of Homeland Security Security.

    The DHSS will just get broken into, then the hackers will use the DHSS backdoors to get into the DHS information.

    At that point, you'll suggest DHSSS, won't you? Except you'll call it DHS3.

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  60. This just goes to show.... by doobie · · Score: 1

    ...anyone with a computer could be a terrorist and should be thrown into jail.

  61. saying by John+Garvin · · Score: 1

    I guess it's true what they say..."the Bush administration is extremely incompetent."

  62. Re:800 is that really high? Depends on the OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have 1,470+ machines in our organization and the last time I checked with our manager of IT we'd had zero intrusions or virii (or trojans or worms etc) in the last three years. Yup, three years, zero problems like these (but some hardware failures, naturally).

    Then again, we're all running OSX so it's to be expected. Hey, DHS, get a Mac!

  63. Let us put this in context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let us put this in context. Every organization has virus outbreaks of some form or another. It looks like DHS is actually capturing metrics that many other organizations may not. If you have not recieved an extra.dat from NAI or needed to escalate an issue to your Cisco router you are probably not taking a close look at your system. 800 events of an organization that size is neither good nor bad.

  64. congressional hearings by pprboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Today's hearing is expected to examine specific incidents that took place on the DHS servers, including "rootkits, classified leaks, compromised websites, bot infections, unauthorized use of networks by contractors, and viruses." The subcommittee has also identified a specific DHS network that is "riddled with ... weaknesses" and could result in data leakage.

    so it includes servers

  65. MOD PARENT TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grandparent said nothing about DHS running windows.

  66. Department of Phishing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lol, title says it all.

  67. That's Nothin' by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    They should move in to my neighborhood. 800 breakins is a weeks work for these crooks. Of course now the crooks steal from other crooks and only end up getting their own stuff back!

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    How much is your data worth? Back it up now.
  68. Mod parent funny by soapthgr8 · · Score: 1

    You need some background information first: http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/06/19/ 1840256

  69. Homeland Security means: by droopycom · · Score: 4, Informative

    TSA (Not covered by CIA, FBI or other Law Enforcement)
    FEMA
    Customs and Border Protection
    Immigration (Former INS)
    Secret Service (Not covered by CIA, FBI or any other Law Enforcement)
    Coast Guards (Not covered by CIA, FBI or other Law Enforcement)

    I'm no fan of them, but how about you take a look at their website if you want to know what they are supposed to do:

    http://www.dhs.gov/xabout/structure/editorial_0644 .shtm

    1. Re:Homeland Security means: by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "TSA (Not covered by CIA, FBI or other Law Enforcement)>

      FEMA>

      Customs and Border Protection>

      Immigration (Former INS)>

      Secret Service (Not covered by CIA, FBI or any other Law Enforcement)>

      Coast Guards (Not covered by CIA, FBI or other Law Enforcement)>

      >

      I'm no fan of them, but how about you take a look at their website if you want to know what they are supposed to do"

      Well, they don't seem to be doing very well at many of their tasks....

      • TSA - Mostly act at a PITA, and don't seem to know or want to show the applicable laws (like not having to show ID)
      • FEMA - First hand observation of them and their continued incompetance in New Orleans. Fortunately I've not had to deal that much with them myself, but, I feel for the people that have. I worry for the next community that gets hit by a disaster, if NOLA is any indication how they act, you're in for a lot of trouble and heartache.
      • Customs and Border Protection - Well, I think we ALL know how bad a failure this is....the people flooding in from down south hasn't slowed a bit, even though the majority of the US wants the borders secured.
      • Immigration (Former INS) - Well, this obviously doesn't work at all. People wanting to get in legally can't seem to hardly work the system, and we're certainly NOT deporting people here illegally we find and catch. I think the last reference to this working was in the original Cheech and Chong movie, Up in Smoke. The INS gave them a free ride to Mexico, last time I heard of INS every sending someone home that wasn't here legally.
      • Secret Service (Not covered by CIA, FBI or any other Law Enforcement) - Ok...they seem to do ok, but, then again, they were great before DHS oversight.
      • Coast Guards (Not covered by CIA, FBI or other Law Enforcement) - Good before DHS, and so far, no signs of bastardization...keep up the good work boys.

      YEah...lots of progress with DHS. Lots of nothing....

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    2. Re:Homeland Security means: by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Well, they sure as hell aren't securing the borders - it's 2007 and that Bushevik at 1600 Pensylvania Avenue is still spouting off about one day fixing them borders. WTF....

      And since there are now 2,000 fewer border patrol agents than on 9/11/01 - DO YOU FEEL MORE SECURE WITH that imbecile super-criminal in the House of Cheapt Tricks??

    3. Re:Homeland Security means: by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      As far as immigration and customs and border protection is concerned, also note how the US makes it a complete pain in the ass for europeans (or anyone else) to just visit the country. This goes as far as scientific meetings starting to be organized in Canada or anywhere else above the US (just last week read about this on slashdot). Keep up the good work DHS! It is not like the US needs to promote its science and international trade, with the falling value of the dollar, its decrease as the standard international currency and the increasing scientific prograss in china and india. Please go on like this so we all profit from it in the rest of the world!

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      molmod.com - computing tips from a molecular modeling
    4. Re:Homeland Security means: by crypticgeek · · Score: 1

      "Coast Guards (Not covered by CIA, FBI or other Law Enforcement) - Good before DHS, and so far, no signs of bastardization...keep up the good work boys."

      Hahahahaha! You have no idea do you? About how they spent millions enlongating boats (the biggest ones they had, apparently not large enough) that then turned out to be structurally unsound and would break in two. All boats retrofited this way are now a total loss and have to be destroyed. Not only do they outsource work to contractors, but get this...they outsource the MANAGEMENT of the contracts to other contractors! Talk about the fox watching the hen house. They let someone else worry about spending all that tax payer money and making all those hard "decisions". What a load off eh? I wonder who the contractor contracted to manage the contracts will give work to? Hmmmm. Oh yeah, and they are also incompetent to boot. One contractor was all ready to start deploying radios and electronics...that weren't watertight or weather resistant. One employee loudly complained they they couldn't do this, but he was ignored. They finally switched to watertight equipment after costing the tax payers plenty of money on electronics that were destroyed due to their negligent stupidity. The leadership of the Coast Guard, along with the rest of DHS, is a fucking mess of incompetence, mismanagement, and (dare I say it) criminal negligence regarding the safety and security of this country. Of course, Congress doesn't use it's over sight power to do jack shit about it. Fire the lot of them I say.

  70. Iatrogenesis by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    "... a mechanic's car is always the last to get fixed."

    Perhaps it's more a case of practitioners spreading the disease?

    Concentrate a lot of geeks (and computers) in a confined space, ripe conditions for viral mutation.

    -kgj

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  71. Uh... by corifornia · · Score: 0

    Haha.

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  72. You all are missing the important statement here. by sfprairie · · Score: 1

    "All the problems involved the department's unclassified computer networks, although DHS officials also have acknowledged to lawmakers dozens of incidents they described as "classified spillage," in which secret information was improperly transmitted or discussed over nonsecure e-mail systems."

    Reread this last paragraph. There are two things here. Only one rally matters. First item states that all of the incidents involved the unclassified computer networks. The second item states that some classified (secret) information was transmitted on unclassified systems.

    Regarding the first, who the fuck cares if unclassified info was leaked? Its unclassified. It does not involve secrets or anything that is important. Its the internet connection for people. The classified and higher networks have the real stuff. BTW, those networks are not connected to the internet or any part of the unclassified network. So, big fucking deal.

    The second item is important. This means users discussed classified material on the wrong network. You can fix most of this by better training and a better IA staff.

    Move along, nothing to see here. Mountain out of a mole hill. Remember, if it unclassified, it does not involve government secrets.

  73. Re: I ask you... by Clockworkalien · · Score: 1

    Who will protect the protectors?

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  74. SELinux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or did that invoke cries of "HELL NO we won't eat our own dog food!"

  75. Already covered.... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 3, Informative

    Secret Service (Not covered by CIA, FBI or any other Law Enforcement) Treasury Department, which is why they go after counterfiters

    Coast Guards (Not covered by CIA, FBI or other Law Enforcement) Commerce Department, except during times of way, when hey become part of the DOD.

    And FEMA used to be independent and have an almost cabinet level leader.

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  76. Is there any Department by PingXao · · Score: 1

    Is there any Federal Department of Agency that deserves to be shut down more than the Department of Homeland Security? It's nothing but a big hole we pour money into. It's one of the most incompetent departments ever created as far as executing their mission.

    Not only that, we already had a department for securing the "homeland": it's called the Department of Defense.

    The ironic thing is that this Department was created during the tenure of a Republican president and a Republican congress, and it has been primarily the Republican party over the last 25 years decrying big government, fraud, and wasteful spending.

  77. Who Said Those Morons Were Mechanics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's it: who said those morons were mechanics?

  78. 800breakin/2years)/(365days/year)*2year)1/day by braines · · Score: 1

    ok , so its more like 1.095890410959 break in event per day but the real question is how many sippy cups did they let in? Maaah SPOOOOON is toooo BIG!

  79. Eight Years Apart by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    was attacked twice 8 years apart. By that metric, we aren't due for another attack until 2009.

    Hmm, I wonder...

    New terrorist attack for each new U.S. president? Tried it once when Clinton got into office, didn't accomplish much, no big reaction from us. Got Bush Jr. pretty good and now look at us kicking and screaming. It will be interesting to see if they try to rile up the next administration, whoever that winds up being.

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    "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
  80. Close, but not quite - Think NSA by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    The DHS is even more basic than what you claim it is. Basically, the DHS is there to take the fall for any security agency that fails. The most common ones we've heard have been the FBI and the CIA. What we don't hear about, and which has failed even worse, is the NSA. Nobody bothers to think about the NSA. What are its responsibilities? What are DHS's? To further this, of the hundreds, possibly thousands (literally) of articles about 11 Sept. and the "War on Terror" (Mission Accomplished?), I have only come across one article that mentions the NSA. Not surprisingly, this article came not from an American source, but from the BBC. So, to become as off-topic as I will get in this post, the agency that failed the most with regards to 9/11 (which is causing all of our latest political problems) is not the Central Intelligence Agency, not the Federal Bureau of Intelligence, but the National Security Agency. And the Department of Homeland Security was created so nobody bothers to think about an organization with a name as blatantly obvious as National Security Agency because we have another agency with as stupid of a name as "The Patriot Act," (Named after patriotism or Patriot missles?) none other than "Department of Homeland Security"

  81. red tape broo ha ha by staretrabant · · Score: 1

    If they could only procure faster: technology, personnel, etc... The government agencies could have used more cutting edge security like NACs, IDS, and IPS appliances. To be even more cutting edge they could have implemented the super stealthy Steelcape protocol and had all of their firewalls locked down. I came across Steelcape while looking for port scanning software and realized they are a security company. The protocol allows packets to go through closed ports on the firewall, and the packets themselves are encrypted with 256 RSA. Another cool thing is that the packet header has a 48 bit digital signature that regenerates very few milliseconds, which would seem to eliminate any man-in-the-middle attacks or packet hijacking. The problem is that government is so standards based by the time the implement a new security strategy, the hackers will already know how to breach it.

  82. So, they're doing well? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    I hear through indirect channels (people blabbing to me about their work too much) that a non-specific financial company had around 30 million direct hacker attacks in one year; something like 0.00005% made it to the second level defense perimeter, nobody actually got into the secure network area. This is about 1500 attacks breaking through the first layer of a multi-layered defense system (DEFENSE IN DEPTH FTW).

    The DHS is a bigger target. I can't give you DOD numbers, I don't have them, they're not public knowledge; however, I can tell you DOD is a logically bigger target than joe random financial institute. 800 in 2 years? what are they doing right over there?

  83. Trustworthy Computing by anubi · · Score: 1
    Trustworthy Computing is more than a marketing slogan, its a way of life.

    Every time we run "unseasoned" applications in our machine, we open ourselves up to whatever holes the programmers left in it.

    Unfortunately, with today's market pressures to be "first to market", there is precious little time to beta test, so the customer has to.

    Legal types have come up with all sorts of clever phrases ("hold harmless" clauses) so customers have no recourse as to being used this way. Customers desperate to remain compatible with others who have adopted this software will agree to whatever the vendors dictate.

    I was at a DELL booth today, inquiring about their Linux boxes. I was shown lots and lots of Windows boxes, and urged to "go with the flow", "stay current", and buy a new Vista box. I asked him that if I offered to tender a check for his whole display if he would sign a legal agreement holding me harmless for bounced checks.

    Now, I understand he is a businessman, not someone who would be held personally accountable for system failure, but he WOULD be held accountable for payment failure. As expected, he said he would not sign such a thing.

    I ventured he would probably check my payment record, did I often have problems paying? Were there scores of companies out there , McAfees - Nortons - AVGs, et.al, in business to try to make my checks good?

    Like my older car, which has run virtually trouble free from the 70's, I expect my software to do the same.

    All I really need is an HTML browser which can interpret text(.htm,.txt), images(.bmp,.gif,.jpg), movies(.mpg,.divx), and sound(.mpg). There is no need for anything else. We just need to get these apps running trouble-free and trustworthy.

    If business wants to use some weird proprietary formats "held harmless" for trustworthiness, then let them, problem is their customers that espouse trustworthy computing may never see their file.

    A bank seems to have no problem denying doing business with people entering their premises with masks on their face and unverified intentions - why are we people so willing eo kowtow to business and load whatever apps they demand into our machines (IE) in order to be compatible with them? I am holding out, but I am such a minority that business just scoffs at me.

    We need more people who will stand up to business and tell them if they can't use standard public protocols, they have to find their open-wallets, check signers, and credit card authorizers somewhere else.

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  84. well by xandroid · · Score: 1

    "I guess it's true what they say ... a mechanic's car is always the last to get fixed." ...That's cause most mechanics are smart enough not to keep worthwhile things in their cars.

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  85. Secure Toll-Free number system needed by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    800 Break-ins at Dept. of Homeland Security
    I hate it when my toll-number is hacked. Maybe the 888 numbers are more secure? You'd think Homeland Security would have more secure phone systems.
  86. Re:Deputy chief information officer had a fake deg by crypticgeek · · Score: 1

    She should have gotten a real PhD...like the ones from Pat Robertson's law school!

  87. Tin hat time by cwtrex · · Score: 1

    Seems like wearing the tin hat is becoming out of fashion around here, as I haven't seen anyone take the perspective that perhaps this data is not real? Who is to say that Homeland Security is not using this to get some more funding or for some other purpose? As the article states: "the agency's headquarters sought forensic help from the department's own Security Operations Center and the U.S. Computer Emergency Readiness Team it operates with Carnegie Mellon University." Now I do not know how corrupt CMU is, but sounds fishy to me. What, no outside contractor or pair of contractors to take a look at this? And even if they had used a contractor, who says the contractor would not have been paid off to lie? *takes tin hat off* Lets assume that this is all true for a moment. Does anyone else find it impressive that they were able to go through the logs, etc and actually find that they had been broken into around 800 times? I work at a community college where the IT staff is understaffed and under paid. Our first priorities always change and never is that first priority checking to see if someone's actually broken past the firewall in our "spare" time. We have more important issues such as keeping up all the crappy Dell computers as they break and replacing cisco switches and then trying to figure out the exact vlan configuration that was lost because someone did not back it up the last several times they changed it. The only time we've ever noticed that someone broke in was when they defaced a webpage. We installed some patches we were behind on and made a change or two to the firewall so that we reacted to it, but I would not call anything we've done security wise proactive. Considering that the federal government runs on a bit more money then the state, perhaps the story is believable ... but I do not know if I buy into it completely.

  88. 24 - CTU Now the truth comes out. by MeSat · · Score: 1

    I always wondered how there were so many computer break ins, compromises, hacks and the like in 24 at CTU. Now I know. It was written, based on facts. :)

    I guess it just shows that truth can be stranger than fiction.

  89. Re:Thank god we fixed a 40 billion dollar bureaucr by gfreeman · · Score: 1

    Must ... resist ... urge ... to ... Godwin ...

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  90. DHS = Managable Paranoia by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

    The purpose of DHS is to propagate widespread paranoia and maintain a controllable level at all times. With paranoia, those in power can enjoy freedoms such as controlling the flow and subsequent market price of OIL. It's all about avarice and control, nothing more. For example, the past few years have been extremely profitable for the "good 'ol boy" club. They have literally raped the American people (and the rest of the world for that matter) of trillions of dollars of national wealth and shipped it into offshore accounts. Hailburton has moved it's corporate headquarters off shore (posted here on /. recently). Managing threat levels and paranoia also function as a great smoke screen. For example, when caught with your pants down with a young boy, or busted for some scandal, raise threat levels, tell everyone they are all going to die, the terrorists are coming for your children, run for cover screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Works every time! Another side effect of general paranoia is that they can side step the Bill of Rights and conduct illegal surveillance and wiretaps of any citizen. The one thing republicans love as much as acquiring other peoples money is wiretapping and spying on citizens and/or dissenters. They have a long history and tradition of illegal wiretapping. Nixon got in trouble with it and Reagan enjoyed an unfettered use of it. All in the guise of national (in)security. If they could have a camera in everyones home they would be in hog heaven.

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    1. Re:DHS = Managable Paranoia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "literally"

      I do not think it means what you think it means.

  91. ugggh by Dr+Floppy · · Score: 1

    they just had to go with windows. Government IT is pathetic. The types of sensitive documents on government computers just cannot be trusted to windows. Either Mac or Linux, probably better that it be SELinux or some other good distro. Its not like government workers need windows and there is no reason that they need Office 2007.