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Microsoft FUD Watch

rs232 writes "Not a week goes by when Microsoft doesn't manufacture a little fear, uncertainty and doubt about something. Yesterday's financial analyst conference was full of it ... Our approach is simple: We look at who said what and why it's FUD. Lots of companies engage in FUD, and we only single out Microsoft because we're Microsoft Watch"

154 comments

  1. Not quite fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think that the mere act of watching Microsoft should be considered to be "FUD". Microsoft is a corporation like any other, but they do deserve careful attention.

  2. Fear, uncertainty and doubt... by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Novell produces lots of FUD, but unfortunately only in its employees and customers.

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    1. Re:Fear, uncertainty and doubt... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So does MS. The only reason why MS can also influence their non-customers and people who would love to do without MS is that you simply can't ignore them in the IT.

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  3. slashdot watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    for all the fud spread by kdawson on his political rants.

  4. Microsoft aren't entirely truthful? by HappySmileMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I may have seen a story like that somewhere else on /.

    What we need is more stories comparing Linux and Windows, preferablt by someone getting paid by either Microsoft or a Linux vendor, that's another topic that's hardly ever covered here

  5. FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sick of hearing of this acronym. Can't you just give it a rest? It's so very 90s to be complaining about "FUD". And a very shallow analysis.

    1. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Just like politicians use words like 'racist' and 'sexist' to defeat arguments they know they cant win, without actually making any point or disproving them in any way, 'FUD' is a term that Slashbots like to use if they want to instantly discredit something they don't want to hear, without having to think up a real argument. Other words that fall into this category are 'fanboy', 'zealot' and 'shill', although there are many others.

      A sign of lazy thinking, or someone who daren't contemplate something that doesn't fit his world view, its a common sight on Slashdot.

    2. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is unfortunately very true.

    3. Re:FUD by broggyr · · Score: 1

      It could always be used as a new spelling for the word 'food' ;)

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    4. Re:FUD by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      See also : rhetoric.

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    5. Re:FUD by greengrass · · Score: 1

      I'm sick of hearing of this acronym. Can't you just give it a rest? It's so very 90s to be complaining about "FUD". And a very shallow analysis. It's so 70's, as coined by Gene Amdahl after leaving IBM
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    6. Re:FUD by Andrei3000 · · Score: 1

      I think that this will have a completely different meaning in Scotland where "fud" is a vulgar term. However this does make "Microsoft FUD Watch" quite a promising sounding application :)

  6. Oh wow what a worthless site by Sciros · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Taking PR statements and criticizing them for being PR speak is #3 on the "10 dumbest ways to spend your time" list that I made a minute ago. Honestly, when I find a large company with a PR department that *doesn't* make exactly the same sort of statements Microsoft's does, I'm going to try really hard to make it back to this reality from the alternate one I somehow ended up in.

    Hi we are Microsoft Watch and we spread FUD about their FUD, please FUD our FUD by FUDDING some FUD, preferably via FUD.

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    1. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Aladrin · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I'm guessing #1 on that list is 'making lists mere moments before posting to Slashdot just to be able to reference the list in the post.'

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    2. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Sciros · · Score: 2, Funny

      No that's #4. But what you just did was #2 :-) yes I wins! :thumbs up:

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    3. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by MontyApollo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, I agree.

      FUD has kinda of lost all meaning if you want to insist that generic PR statements are FUD. They even went into detail to explain why each statement was FUD, and that made them look even more pathetic and clueless.

    4. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Holmwood · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I agree with the parent. This is FUD? That's just plain silly. It's PRspeak, and fairly dull PRspeak at that.

      Moreover, I actually think what they said about phones was sensible. From TFA:

      Some people want a phone where it's easy to dial. People want different sets of capabilities, and a bunch of people want a full QWERTY keyboard.


      By 'full' he presumably means physical. Like say, the Blackberry (not even a MS product).

      This is just such an unexceptional article, it's surprising that it was linked.
    5. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Thwomp · · Score: 1
      Some of the comments gave me a good laugh though:

      Microsoft would prefer not to have DRM but because the Entertainment industries have such control over the content and how it is distributed, they must respect their wishes. Unless Linux which steals and distributes content without the authors permission - that is the type of society you live in Chips, being a thief! Which programs are broken in Vista Chips??? You are the same person who said you don't use Windows - stop telling lies hypocrite or stop mistaking the garbage that is Linux for the best desktop OS on the market (Windows). If you are referring to third party applications that do not work, have the common sense to check the manufacturers website for updates. 2000 applications are fully certified for Windows Vista, 2.1 million devices are fully certified for Vista.

      Even applications on Linux tend to break when you upgrade to a new version of the OS. There is no support in hardware and commercial software industry for Linux compared to Windows. Who wants to use a stupid OS like Linux that requires that you compile every mouse click you make on it, whether its to import pictures, write a document, browse the web, installing it is like wasting your time. All my devices are supported out of the box Vista, plug my digi cam in boom, they pop right up in Photo Gallery. Play a DVD, pop it in boom, it opens in Media Player. No need to be using illegal codecs like Linux, I can play CD without feeling guilty. Connect to a wireless network, boom, no compiling, no headache, no Linux! I want to surf the internet, not be a computer scientist - that is Linux mantra, have PHD to use a PC! Lame!

      I would post more but then I'd need to move my mouse and I can't be arsed with the recompile.
    6. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #1 is win in a discussion in the Internet. Wait, that's actually #1 for any set of rules ever.

    7. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      Taking PR statements and criticizing them for being PR speak is #3 on the "10 dumbest ways to spend your time" list that I made a minute ago.

      Possibly. It just goes to show, however how people can adapt to accept absolutely everything as normal, as long as there's lots of it everywhere around us.

      We're shaping the reality around us. You can't judge things based on simply how prevalent they are. Judge them based on what you'd prefer they would.

    8. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A wonderful example of allowing yourself to be trolled, cross-website style.

      And not even by a very good troll, by one that has quite a bit of age on it.

    9. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Sciros · · Score: 1

      No no, #1 is engage in that same discussion and LOSE. Gotta be.

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    10. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      They aren't criticizing. They are advertising. It's nothing more than lame parody, probably by Microsoft itself. At the very least paid for by them. And doubleclick keeps marking up the hits. Genius!

      Remember folks,

      127.0.0.1 ad.doubleclick.net

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    11. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      The way I understood it is that for something to be FUD, it needs to create some degree fear, a bit of uncertainty and perhaps even cast doubt about a competitor's product. This is just marketese "we are the best" talk, not "our competitor's product will kill you" FUD.

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    12. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Wylfing · · Score: 2, Informative

      FUD has kinda of lost all meaning

      No "kinda" about it. Few people understand this term anymore. The term FUD originally indicated a specific marketing technique popularized by IBM in the 1970s and 1980s but now has been diluted to mean anything that is untrue or which has a disagreeable agenda. (I liken it to the use of "unique," which no longer means "one of a kind" but instead seems to mean "rare.")

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    13. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by nacturation · · Score: 1

      They even went into detail to explain why each statement was FUD, and that made them look even more pathetic and clueless. But it apparently got you to click through and most likely allow them to deliver banner impressions.
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    14. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by bigpicture · · Score: 1

      It is the fine art of appearing to say something without really saying anything that someone can successfully sue you for. So it is not about saying my company is great, and produces great products. It is about saying their company sucks and produces lousy products, and if you buy their products or business model, instead of mine, you are taking a great risk.

      You would think that by now the human race would have smartened up to the hucksters, but apparently not, it is still go with our brand and you get to heaven, and go with their brand and you go to hell. How long has this been going on?

    15. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Dr.+Smoove · · Score: 1

      Agreed. FUD would be like an ad that shows a plane crashing, with the words "Kernel panic" on the panels, and the print would say "Do you want to be here when your Kernel Panics? Sponsored by Microsoft 2007, Copyright Microsoft(TM)."

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    16. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Wite_Noiz · · Score: 0

      Or, say, an advert stating that not upgrading your "office suite" to the latest Microsoft offering will make your business less productive.

    17. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "This is just such an unexceptional article, it's surprising that it was linked."

      Not surprising at all. The quality threshold slashdot editors use for any anti-Microsoft article is extremely low. I'm not surprised at all that they accepted this vacuous drivel. In fact, I would've been surpised had they rejected it. Remember, this site uses a borg icon for "Microsoft" topics and a broken window pane icon for "Windows" topics. All other topic category icons are "neutral", devoid of editorial spin. So slashdot doesn't even have any pretense of objectivity when it comes to Microsoft, they proclaim their anti-MS bias with each and every MS and Windows article by using those icons.

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    18. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by jZnat · · Score: 2

      ...that he didn't click on and thus just wasted the site's bandwidth with no ad revenue gained.

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    19. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      people can adapt to accept absolutely everything as normal, as long as there's lots of it everywhere around us.

      Isn't that the definition of normal?

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    20. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      people can adapt to accept absolutely everything as normal, as long as there's lots of it everywhere around us.

      Isn't that the definition of normal?


      It's a very poor passive definition of normal. During WWII the entire environment suggested it's ok to kill torture and abuse jewish people, so most germans considered it "normal".

      Let's not fall pray to such poor definitions. I better definition would be "serving to establish a standard". We don't want PR speak being worthless and misleading to be the standard, so it's not normal.

    21. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by bean123456789 · · Score: 1

      Obvious mascot for MS watch: Elmer FUD

    22. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no, #1 is engage in that same discussion and LOSE. Gotta be.

      Definition of a bad day:

      1) Walk around talking to yourself
      2) Have arguments with self
      3) Lose those arguments

      And one more thing...

      4) Post a summary to Slashdot

      Many things about MS are so bad that it's laughable. I propose we spend less time whining about it and more time laughing at it. With the skillset of many here we have many possibilities.
      How about someone write patches for the popular anti-virus/malware packages so that when they remove something we hear Arnold's voice "I'll be back"??

      Todays observation: The dumber they are, the more certain they are that they're smart

    23. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "Some people [sic] want a phone where it's easy to dial. People want different sets of capabilities, and a bunch of people [sic] want a full QWERTY keyboard."

      "Some" and "a bunch". Good quantitative analysis there. Nice how you can make up nearly any statement you want using those words and have it be darn near irrefutable.

      Although apparently a bunch of people (e.g. over a quarter of a million) seem to like the iPhone's virtual keypad, as Apple sold 1/6th as many iPhones in two days as Microsoft sold in an entire quarter.

      Odd how real numbers are so much more satisfying...

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    24. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Let me guess.. #1 is Making a list of the 10 Dumbest Ways to Spend Your Time.

    25. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by o2sd · · Score: 1

      Taking PR statements and criticizing them for being PR speak is #3 on the "10 dumbest ways to spend your time" list that I made a minute ago.

      Where did "making a 10-dumbest-ways-to-spend-your-time list" appear on that list?

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    26. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      I get where you're coming from, and we're on the same side in this debate, but "normal" just isn't the word you want. It is properly defined to denote what is commonplace. You want to use it as a word for the way things should be, as a synonym for rightness. . . and that just isn't the world, amigo.

      To invoke a slashdot cliche, I don't think it means what you think it means.

      If you want "normal" to mean the same as "the right thing," don't accomplish it by changing the definition of the word -- let's focus on making it commonplace to do the right thing.

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    27. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by Sciros · · Score: 1

      It was #4. I've already answered someone with regards to this. Mind you, #2 was answering a post just to point something like this out. ^_^ you're also the 3rd person to make this comment.

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    28. Re:Oh wow what a worthless site by o2sd · · Score: 1

      It was #4. I've already answered someone with regards to this. Mind you, #2 was answering a post just to point something like this out. ^_^ you're also the 3rd person to make this comment.

      No, I made my comment at 10:47 and you replied to the first person at 12:23, and I was the second person to make that comment, after the first person at 10:03.

      At least, thats what my browser is telling me, YMMV.

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  7. way to go by flynt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pointing out MS FUD is like taking home the drunkest, ugliest girl in the bar. Yah, you did it, but no one is impressed.

    1. Re:way to go by Himring · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did you see her again or was it just a one nighter?

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    2. Re:way to go by WED+Fan · · Score: 1, Funny

      But, dude, did you have to marry her? Even after you found out she was your sister?

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    3. Re:way to go by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pointing out MS FUD is like taking home the drunkest, ugliest girl in the bar. Yah, you did it, but no one is impressed. But if she forces you to move out of the basement, your parents will be thrilled.
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    4. Re:way to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahem... that would be a #2 #6 combo. And if you think taking a girl home is about status, you're even more pathetic than I am.

      -mcgrew

    5. Re:way to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This being slashdot, what is this "girl" you refer to?

    6. Re:way to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Pointing out FUD is important to help prepare the IT professional to address the issues when management gets taken in by them. Having clear reasons why it is FUD is critical!

    7. Re:way to go by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Who said she stayed the whole night?

  8. fud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    slashdot produces more fud these days than microsoft ever has.

    1. Re:FUD? by apodyopsis · · Score: 1

      darn! hit submit not preview. just to head off the /. pedants thats "obfuscated" and "for the life of me".

      I know how picker the regulars can be so I thought I'd beat them to it and correct myself first. Ah the humiliation....

    2. Re:FUD? by MontyApollo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apparently "FUD" has become the new word for "spin"

    3. Re:FUD? by hchaudh1 · · Score: 0

      Yayyy!!! for Humpy!

    4. Re:FUD? by kebes · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is it just me or do these guys find it impossible to speak english in a plain and simple fashion?
      As part of the marketing department for a major corporation on the cutting-edge of deploying Web 2.0 applications, allow me to explain how best to interpret press releases. First, it is important to realize that the press release is not trying to merely inform you about upcoming product releases, it is trying to enlighten you about how you can best capitalize on your financial holdings by investing them in efficient products that deliver value-added productivity to your workforce. Essentially, it is a dialog between the customers and the product engineers. By encouraging this kind of customer engagement, the marketing team is able to create a synergistic expenditure of resources, where the customer needs are balanced against the fiduciary responsibilities of the product-developing company. This allows the company to recoup fixed costs while helping the customer achieve their full potential in a vital, thriving ecosystem of commercial activities.

      I hope that clears things up!
    5. Re:FUD? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where's the difference? Both serve only one purpose: To make potential customers and investors think you have something worth stuffing money into when there is essentially nothing to see and they'd move along.

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    6. Re:FUD? by st0nes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      many of their press releases are so obfiscated, long winded, badly phrased and rambling I find it difficult to follow.
      I couldn't agree more. Their manuals are no better; here's an example from the C# programming manual:-

      The ButtonProperty value is a string that represents the property name used by the installer to retrieve the value of the button group. This property can be referenced by custom launch conditions to make decisions concerning application installation. For example, if the ButtonProperty is set to Buttons, you create a launch condition that examines the value of the Buttons property. If the first radio button is selected, Buttons takes the value contained in the Button1Value property. Likewise, if the second radio button is selected, Buttons takes the value contained in the Button2Value property. Many of the customizable dialog boxes have similarly configurable properties, which allow you to create a rich and complex installation experience for your users.
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    7. Re:FUD? by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know how picker the regulars can be Oh, the humour in irony.
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    8. Re:FUD? by Zironic · · Score: 1

      *makes a dechiffering attempt*

      So does that mean that if I set ButtonProperty to Buttons (ButtonProperty=Buttons ?) and then later reference the value of Buttons I'm supposed to get the button the user pressed which I can use to decide what function to call?

    9. Re:FUD? by st0nes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suspect that you are correct. If so, you should immediately apply to MS for a technical authoring job at an astronomical salary -- you managed to explain it more clearly in about a quarter of the words. Incidentally, we now know that when Windows installation breaks, it isn't a bug, it's a "...a rich and complex installation experience."

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    10. Re:FUD? by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      In general, FUD actually requires Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt, whereas saying "My product does x and x" doesn't really inspire fear in anybody, even if it's a lie.

      Unless you're scared of features, in which case you have problems that even 'Microsoft-Watch' just can't cure.

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    11. Re:FUD? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Try reading anything from IBM. I used to have to deal with them, simply finding a driver on their website involved reading paragraph after paragraph of vague business-ese and following links that went everywhere *except* the driver. It was enough to drive you mad.

    12. Re:FUD? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Where's the difference? Both serve only one purpose: To make potential customers and investors think you have something worth stuffing money into when there is essentially nothing to see and they'd move along. Such as "Linux is ready for the desktop" or something like that? :)
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    13. Re:FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GR8, 10q 4 the list and DW, AAMOF, I was 404 on FUD 2 FFS. HAND, KTHXBYE.
      EOM

    14. Re:FUD? by wvmarle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [..], which allow you to create a rich and complex installation experience for your users.

      Euhm... am I really the only one that likes my installation experiences to be SIMPLE?

      That said, I'm quite experienced in installing Linux. And that is not always easy. And no, I don't enjoy doing it.

    15. Re:FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obfudcated?

    16. Re:FUD? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      One of these days I am going to learn C#.

      But after reading your post through twice, I realise that today was not that day.

    17. Re:fud? by c0ol · · Score: 0, Redundant

      This is true

    18. Re:FUD? by Shados · · Score: 1

      Of course, the above has incredibly little to do with C#, and everything to do with MSI. Given that context, and having the MSI design tools in front of you, the meaning of that snippet would be quite obvious :)

      That being said, for the most part Microsoft Press books are pretty bad, with a few notable exception, though if you want to see something awful, the chapter on configuration of the 70-536 training kit book is something out of this world...

    19. Re:FUD? by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      "Try reading anything from IBM".

      Well, hell, try reading anything from FSF, like GPL3!!

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    20. Re:FUD? by jZnat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Try to read legalese without a law degree and see how far that gets you. Same goes for any programming language without actually being a programmer or having any concept of computer science.

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    21. Re:FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Managesturbation?

    22. Re:FUD? by rbanffy · · Score: 2, Informative

      FUD is a specific case of spin.

      "Spin" is when you deliberately obfuscate or selectively reveal information in order to mislead and change the overall perceived picture. It's like "fossil-fuel consumption is good for the economy", that disregards the long-term effects of climate change on the said economy.

      "FUD" is more targeted in that it aims to create doubts about your competitors and to misrepresent your ability to deal with said competition - and to manipulate the market into delaying investiments because your "next product" due "real soon now" will blow the competition away. It's like the announcement of the horrible Windows for Pen Computing (designed to hurt the emerging class of Newton and Momenta-like devices, both more functional than MS's product), when Ray Ozzie states "I believe we're the only company with the platform DNA that's necessarily to viably deliver this highly leveragable platform approach to services." ignoring both Apple and Google in a nauseatingly convoluted statement or when Ballmer says something like "Linux violates 2781.36 patents we will disclose shortly and that we may want to seek compensation for the violations" and then falls into silence never to disclose them.

    23. Re:FUD? by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

      Yes but there was NO FUD in the examples given, JUST spin.

      So if plain old fasioned Spin is now called FUD, as the article was trying to do, then the OPs comment was spot on.

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    24. Re:FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spin? Oh, yes - the word repurposed by the Clinton permanent campaign in the 90s to replace "lies".

    25. Re:FUD? by jez9999 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd bet that's not from a C# book. It's from a C# with .NET book, one of the 99% C# books on the market. If you just want to learn the C# language, though, I highly recommend C# Essentials. It cuts out pretty much all the .NET crap that consumes 95% of those 1000+ page books, and explains clearly the C# language in a concise way, using about as much space as The C Programming Language - just my style.

      For .NET, just use online MSDN documentation. Much quicker and easier that way.

    26. Re:FUD? by chuckymonkey · · Score: 1

      You see it has bits of capitalize, productivity, synergistic, and fiduciary in it. That's how you know it's good.

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    27. Re:FUD? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Where's the difference? Both serve only one purpose: To make potential customers and investors think you have something worth stuffing money into when there is essentially nothing to see and they'd move along.
      It's called capitalism in action, the reality is that companies use every trick in the book to stay ahead of their competition and make money.

      The vision of a world of dedicated craftsmen each competing fairly and squarely on the merits of their product is laughably idealistic.

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    28. Re:FUD? by Anthony+Baby · · Score: 1

      You're not far off. FUD techniques often rely on Fucked Up Data.

  9. Fixed that for ya!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Not a day goes by when Slashdot doesn't manufacture a little fear, uncertainty and doubt about something.


    There, fixed that for ya! Wouldn't want people to get the impression that Slashdot is "fair and balanced". When you are the #1 source of anti-MS FUD, ya'll gotta represent!!

    Keep it real, yo!!
  10. FUD? by apodyopsis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know abour FUD watch, but many of their press releases are so obfiscated, long winded, badly phrased and rambling I find it difficult to follow. Its like Sir Humphrey Appleby from "Yes Minister", it takes a moment to actually understand what the hell they are talking about.

    Is it just me or do these guys find it impossible to speak english in a plain and simple fashion?

    Actually, I think there is a proper word for this - but for the like of me I cannot remember what it is. :-(

  11. /. FUD Watch by WED+Fan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Not a week goes by when /. doesn't manufacture a little fear, uncertainty and doubt about Microsoft...We look at who said what and why it's FUD. Lots of /. submitters engage in FUD, and we only single out /. because we're /. Watch"

    Oh, Sweet Mother of God and Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick and Buddha in a Banyan, if there isn't something specific about Microsoft in the news on a Monday morning, some jackass has to manufacture something so there can be a day where MS is mentioned on the /. front page?

    This is as bad as the guy at work that keeps talking about his ex-wife, who he divorced 15 years ago. Let it go! At least wait for Microsoft to actually do something, you know they will.

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    1. Re:/. FUD Watch by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least wait for Microsoft to actually do something, you know they will.

      Do you really? I mean, could just be FUD, you know...

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    2. Re:/. FUD Watch by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      Hear hear!!

      Lets have a Microsoft free week. If Microsoft is bashed or put on a pedestal then kill the story.

    3. Re:/. FUD Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lets have a Microsoft free week. If Microsoft is bashed or put on a pedestal then kill the story.
      You know... at various times I've seen slashdot posts saying exactly the same thing, except about "Apple" or "iPhone" or "Google" or "Linux Desktop Readiness" and a bunch of other "overly hyped" or "repeatedly posted" topics.

      I'm not going to try and disagree with any particular one of those suggestions. I, too, sometimes find that a given topic is being over-hyped. However I think we should keep in mind that if Slashdot were to really stop reporting on all those topics, then we would basically have no content on Slashdot. Moreover, important trends would indeed pass by without Slashdot picking up on them. So, I don't think the answer is to have a "Microsoft-free" week or a "Google-free" week... but rather for Slashdot users to agree to skip stories if they are on a topic that they are currently bored with.

      Yes, it's really that easy. If a certain class of story is "boring" and no one comments on it, then over time such stories will disappear. As long as people keep engaging in lively debate when a particular story comes out, then obviously there is some desire for those stories. And we all have to deal with that fact.
    4. Re:/. FUD Watch by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is as bad as the guy at work that keeps talking about his ex-wife, who he divorced 15 years ago

      I didn't divorce her, she divorced ME! Apparantly you listen as well as she does; one time I had asked her to pick up our daughter at soccer practice, as I had a late meeting and I wouldn't be able to get her, and do you know where she went? Do you? She went to the hairdresser! My daughter is standing out at the soccer field in the rain and she is off gettting her hair tinted. Can you believe it?

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    5. Re:/. FUD Watch by WED+Fan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Joe, give it a rest, just let it go, she's gone, she got the house, the car, and she married her best girlfriend. So, you turned her gay, so what?

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    6. Re:/. FUD Watch by Jaqenn · · Score: 1

      Why, Why, Why is this modded 'Informative'?

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    7. Re:/. FUD Watch by tha_mink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not going to try and disagree with any particular one of those suggestions. I, too, sometimes find that a given topic is being over-hyped. However I think we should keep in mind that if Slashdot were to really stop reporting on all those topics, then we would basically have no content on Slashdot. Moreover, important trends would indeed pass by without Slashdot picking up on them. So, I don't think the answer is to have a "Microsoft-free" week or a "Google-free" week... but rather for Slashdot users to agree to skip stories if they are on a topic that they are currently bored with. Seriously though, this article is barely a "topic". It's a MS basher bashing MS. Which I fine I guess, but if you RTA, it's so weak and such a stretch that it's hardly worth mentioning. A guy gets up in a financial meeting, spouts a whole bunch of corporate speak, and the article_author calls it FUD. It wasn't really FUD though in my option, it was just crap. So what's the big deal, find me one corporate financial meeting where there isn't some stiff spouting about how and why they're the best company in the best financial position. Jesus.
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    8. Re:/. FUD Watch by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Lets have a Microsoft free week. If Microsoft is bashed or put on a pedestal then kill the story."

      Actually that'd be nice. We already know MS is evil and that they shouldn't be trusted. So, instead, the watchful eyes should be on Google. Every day they get more and more personal data on everybody. I know we like them now, but should that publicly traded company change its focus...

      It'd be nice to put all this energy into preventing evil from being committed as opposed to bitching about stuff that happened years ago.

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    9. Re:/. FUD Watch by bennomatic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This actually made me laugh out loud. Mostly stuff that's rated as "funny" is only enough to get me to type "LOL".

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    10. Re:/. FUD Watch by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Actually that'd be nice. We already know MS is evil and that they shouldn't be trusted. So, instead, the watchful eyes should be on Google. Every day they get more and more personal data on everybody. I know we like them now, but should that publicly traded company change its focus... Google has the capacity to do evil that MS only wished it could do. Like you mentioned they collect an enormous amount of data, and I don't really know what they are planning to do with it. Sure most of it probably is used to improve their search engine, but having the data represents the potential for misbehavior even in a company that doesn't intend on misusing it.

      Give it another 10 years and everybody is around here is going to be decrying Google's latest bit of evil corporate activity. Even what they are doing now is somewhat questionable. Profiting off of other people's work, sure there are benefits for others, but they are still making money by providing access to other people's work. They could just as easily if they chose bury things on page 100 that displeased them.

      Not that I am suggesting that they do that or necessarily would, but they have the capability to do so. I personally wish they would use the ability on all those stupid keyword sites that pop up when I'm googling for things or perhaps typo squatters. If I wanted to view the results of a different engine, I would go over to another one. Taking up screens with worthless search sites that are just meant to profit without actually providing me or companies that provide what I want is just greedy.
    11. Re:/. FUD Watch by Pollardito · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why, Why, Why is this modded 'Informative'? now you know why not to get married
    12. Re:/. FUD Watch by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      mod parent up.

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  12. FUD? by warmgun · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, I'm a noob. All this time I thought FUD stood for fucked up data. I need to study this list!

  13. Completely agree. by Vellmont · · Score: 1

    The link is just spin on spin, which I find totally worthless. There's very few definitive statements being discussed here, more like "Microsoft is great, rah rah rah!". What can be said if that other than "Microsoft isn't great, rah rah rah!"

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  14. But this is Apple FUD... by malevolentjelly · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Yay! The only thing that can adequately combat Microsoft FUD- Apple FUD!

    Can we go do something else now?

    No one is just "anti-microsoft"- they're either pro-mac, or pro-linux. Anti-FUD is also FUD. It's just as stupid to read. And none of those Microsoft statements were even FUD- just marketing talk from a large corporation. Apple does this kind of crap all the time- as does Novell, or Sun.

  15. Microsoft have failure after failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the amazing thing, outside of their Windows and Office franchise they have seas of red ink. Now that Vista is doing badly and office is a yawn, even their core products look shaky.

    So let them FUD, because FUD is all they'll have soon.

    1. Re:Microsoft have failure after failure by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      The best thing is when Microsoft pay for marketing for someone else's product then hint that it is due to their products that the product was possible. Even though the product in question can run on any OS.

      Claiming successes in markets they are trying to get into by partnering with people who are already in that market.

    2. Re:Microsoft have failure after failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, your post is more FUD than the FUD your fighting against.

      Fighting FUD with FUD, well at least we know it's /.

  16. RayOzzie == "more of the same" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ray Ozzie got his job because he worked alongside Dave Cutler at Digital, and he pretty much worships the Microsoft Way. Don't expect change from Ray Ozzie. Ray Ozzie made a career out of re-implementing VAX Notes. Twice so far, and neither successfully. He is overrated, and his image is overhyped. Heck, Bill Gates has better taste and better instincts for what makes good software. Microosft will continue down a path of FUDing and bullying based on their financial and market strength.

    This isn't just how it inevitably is at big companies. Some are different. For example, Jonathan Schwartz got his job because he won't do things the Sun Way. No leader is perfect, and I know lots of people who don't like Schwartz. But Schwartz has backed up his promises by embracing GPL3 and hiring Ian Murdock to change the way Solaris is delivered.

    You can reasonably expect Sun's performance to improve. You can reasonably expect Microsoft to continue to miss the point when trying to compete against Open Source software, and to grow worse, in fact, in the way they use PR, lobbyists, FUD, and financial bully tactics as they fail to find a way to stop alternative business models from chipping away at their lead.

    1. Re:RayOzzie == "more of the same" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solaris has never been "delivered" here.

      I ordered the "free" solaris disk when they offered it in January. I received the email acknowledgement with the correct mailing address telling me I could expect the Solaris 10 and Sun Studio 11 DVD in 10 business days. Never got it, never will.

      Plenty of email spam from sun.com though.

  17. Good Idea by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, since the overall reaction so far has been very negative, I'll chime in and say that I think this is a very good idea.

    FUD is a Bad Thing. It causes people to take decisions based on the wrong information. Short of getting really draconic, we can't very much prevent FUD from being spread. In that light, I feel the best we can do is make sure that the truth is also out there. That way, we can at least hope that people stumble accros the truth, or we can point them at it when we find they have been misled.

    All this has nothing to do with Microsoft, apart from the fact that Microsoft spreads FUD. It would be a good idea to do the same for people and organizations that aren't Microsoft.

    What's also a good idea is to back up any claims you make with references. And spend some time on the visual aspects of our writings. In order to beat the FUD, we not only need to spread the truth, we also need to make it clear that it _is_ the truth. We could do worse than looking trustworthy.

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    1. Re:Good Idea by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      The reaction's been negative because this simply isn't FUD. If you're going to call every single bit of marketese "FUD", pretty soon the term will be meaningless. If you're going to be hatin' Microsoft, then atleast try to remain honest and truthful yourself.

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    2. Re:Good Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this has nothing to do with Microsoft, apart from the fact that Microsoft spreads FUD...

      What's also a good idea is to back up any claims you make with references.


      I don't usually post on /., but that was just too ironic to pass up. Have a good day.

    3. Re:Good Idea by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      The reaction's been negative because this simply isn't FUD. If you're going to call every single bit of marketese "FUD", pretty soon the term will be meaningless. If you're going to be hatin' Microsoft, then at least try to remain honest and truthful yourself. Ah, so sorry, the FUD moniker became a meaningless term about 50 seconds after it was coined.

      For a term to have meaning, it must have a scope and we must agree on the scope for it to be useful. I believe FUD has failed in both cases. The term developed scope creep (thus it had an ever widening scope) and it developed marketing spin (thus having no set meaning, and frequently wagged the dog, as it were) from the onset of popular usage.

        I still try to use it on occasion. My preference is to either create FUD about FUD, or for it's humor value (come to think of it, that's redundant, sorry about that...).
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    4. Re:Good Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Did you even read the article?

      Yes, FUD is bad, but if you're going to complain about FUD it should at least meet that definition.
      If the definition, as you say, 'has nothing to do with Microsoft', then I don't see how on earth were they flagged as FUD by the author.

      Where is the unwarranted Fear, the Uncertainty, or the Doubt?
      Were these statements directed at consumers considering competing products? (per the article itself, no).

      3 of 4 statements are obviously non-FUD, since they're just positive statements about themselves, their products and their market - standard PR intended to instill confidence on the audience about it being a good company to invest in.
      There's not even a serious mention of the competition, much less an attempt at FUD.

      The other one (the last one) is just stating an obvious fact: Microsoft still eclipses Apple in size, which is a huge competitive advantage. The article's point for FUD-ness is absurd enough considering the audience:

      "Wal-Mart typically takes in as much money in the first quarter as Target makes in one year. Is that a reason to pick one store over the other?"

      Well, perhaps not if you're a consumer looking for the best product.
      But if you're a financial analyst looking for the best investment, then very probably yes, and that was the audience for this statement.

      It's not like there is a dearth of FUD material these days on the industry, so picking on this shows a fundamental misunderstanding of what the term even means.

    5. Re:Good Idea by tknd · · Score: 1

      So what happens when the fud watchers spew out fud? Do they then watch their own fud and create an infinite loop?

      This is a terrible idea because it's like fighting fire with fire.

  18. Unresponsiveness and inaction on /.'s part... by djpretzel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm seeing more people respond negatively lately to what has gradually degenerated into a Microsoft hate-fest in terms of FUD accusations, etc. Rational *nix and Microsoft folk alike seem to acknowledge hypocrisy and finger-pointing, in this case manifesting itself in yet another utterly banal piece of journalistic blood from a stone, a Microsoft Watch "news item". Who-watches-the-watchers comments aside, are /. staff ever going to take steps to reduce this type of flotsam? I'm looking at the upper left corner of my screen right now, and right next to the /. logo is the purported mantra: "News for nerds. Stuff that matters." I consider myself a nerd of sorts, I suppose, but I fail to see how Microsoft issuing generic press releases that would compare equitably to any other company, software or otherwise, "news for me." I also have a hard time grasping how it could possibly "matter", given the frequency and quantity at which it occurs. It's certainly "stuff", no argument there... Bottom line, this seems to be a never-ending cycle that only /. staff can break. If they don't attempt to deliver on the site's motto, I don't know who's going to.

    1. Re:Unresponsiveness and inaction on /.'s part... by plague3106 · · Score: 0, Troll

      You're right, and thanks for pointing this out. The linux zealots here have taken over and you rarely hear any reasonable arguements. Its most of the reason I don't subscribe; why pay to have pointless arguements with zealots?

    2. Re:Unresponsiveness and inaction on /.'s part... by rossifer · · Score: 1
      Have you been reading this discussion at all? Everyone's been pretty consistent:
      • These PR statements are not FUD, just typical PR-speak.
      • "Microsoft Watch" column is lame.
      • Please move along.
      • Nothing to see here.
      So, what were you complaining about again?
    3. Re:Unresponsiveness and inaction on /.'s part... by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      The commenters are calling this article out for the drivel that it is, but that doesn't excuse the slashdot editors accepting this article in the first place.

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    4. Re:Unresponsiveness and inaction on /.'s part... by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

      I wouldnt call it a hate-fest by any means. Many of those complaining here on slashdot are *GASP* actually not Linux users. You see the same amount of complaining on almost all over the internet. Calling it a hate-fest is just a way of closing your eyes and holding your ears. I cant imagine where you have been if you dont know atleast some reasons why much of Microsofts conduct can annoy people.

      From my point of view Microsoft is attacking Linux and people get pissed when they havent done anything that should warrant an all-out war on them.

      Microsoft is the biggest threat to Linux. They give out vague accusations about patents (without anything to back any claims up), screw up standards, badmouth it for all theyve got, spread FUD and bribe Linux vendors into "patent agreements" by giving them silly amounts of money for essentially nothing at all (shouldnt it be the Linux company USING the patents who paid?).

      For me atleast Microsoft in itself is the most boring company there is with products i dont care one bit about any longer. Its just the same old with new shiny colors and nothing to work one up about at all, just pure nothingness.

      The reason what Microsoft do is interesting for us Linux people is that they are hellbent on killing Linux with no reason at all. There is enough market to coexist without any problems but their (Microsofts) greed has no boundaries. They must have it ALL. I want to know what they are up to, not because of Microsoft but because of Linux.

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    5. Re:Unresponsiveness and inaction on /.'s part... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I dunno, try reading just about any other thread on /. Sometimes it doesn't even have to be about computers at all for the MS bashing to begin.

      I also wonder what this thread will become in the next few hours.

  19. Re:Ziff Davis is teh suxx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh gawd. Yet another technical wannbe, who only knows how to push buttons and hasn't got a single clue as to what those buttons do.

    You know, like Homer Simpson.

    Spare us the Web 2.0 crap. There are lots reasons why you don't want to use Web 2.0. And anyone who only knows how to bring up a javascript/flash/puke website without being able to fallback gracefully is utterly incompetent and ought to be fired. But mostly they'll be outsourced by an H1-B who doesn't know anything either, so that at least is nice to know.

    Spare me the weak attempt at trying to present yourself as one of the technical elite. Your attempt is laughable.

  20. Nice Slashvertisement by goldspider · · Score: 1, Funny

    Preaching to the anti-Microsoft choir; it's not just for Slashdot karma anymore!

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  21. Why can't we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all just die! Our lives are just wasted living anyway.

  22. Oh man by bytesex · · Score: 1

    These people have way too much time..

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  23. Mistaken methodology (surprise!) by going_the_2Rpi_way · · Score: 1

    We look at who said what and why it's FUD.

    And that's your first mistake. Never heard of confirmation bias?

  24. You're right by DogDude · · Score: 1

    You're right. FUD everywhere is bad.

    I just turned off adblock for a second to see the ads that Slashdot trys to show me. The one main ad at the top of the page is creating Fear in me by indicating that integrating Tomcat, Axis, and other things may be too complicated for me to "get stuff done". FUD is a geek phrase. It means nothing. FUD = marketing. Yawn.

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  25. Dissapointing and misleading article title... by iBod · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought for a minute that MS had released a new product: "The Microsoft FUD Watch". i.e. Something you could strap to your wrist and monitor the amount of FUD present in any particular technology sector at that very instant - as well as being able to tell the time, set alarms etc.

  26. Business is was by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    Well, business is a cold war and FUD is the propaganda and disinformation it is waged with.

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    1. Re:Business is was by Derek+Loev · · Score: 1

      If that's true, who's the French?

    2. Re:Business is was by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Novell, of course.

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  27. The only thinn more disappointing... by iBod · · Score: 1

    ...is my spelling.

  28. ...and my typing by iBod · · Score: 1

    However, the strength of the beer here more than lives up to expectations

  29. Slashdot's mission statement? by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

    "...Our approach is simple: We look at who said what and why it's FUD. Lots of companies engage in FUD, and we only single out Microsoft because we're Microsoft Watch"

    Isn't this the first item?

  30. Only worthless if we had a proper press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not like what exists today, press-release recyclers.

    The simple fact is that PR speak has become the one and only source of information for news outlets around the world. When was the last time you saw a journalist actually question the lines fed to him by some PR agent?

    Doesn't matter wether it is about. Best examples I just see are the RIAA press releases being swallowed completly by the press and having the RIAA PR speak as facts without doing even the simplest checking.

    This was proven recently by a dutch story about a baby factory being opened in africa were couples could have a local woman bear their child.

    Complete and utter nonsense it turned out to be, just a test to see how gullible the press is.

    It has to be noted that the press did report the story that they had been duped but not a single journalist was fired, not a single editor was forced to admit incompetence.

    ALL THE PRESS FAILED A SIMPLE TEST AND NOTHING HAPPENED.

    Back to business as usual, gather the press releases from the in-folder, insert grammar mistakes and spelling errors (Do I qualify) and rehash even if 10 seconds ago you were typing a story that completly contradicts this one.

    Yes it is sad that we live in a world were the statements made by companies (legal persons before the law) are considered by any sensible person to ALWAYS be lies AND that we accept this.

    Yet this means that we also owe it to ourselves AND to everyone else to make sure that we keep repeating this constantly.

    Because there are people who really believe you can win the war on drugs/terror/whatever, who do think that drinking brand X will get you the girls, who really believe that Britney Spears is on un-employment because of piracy and who really do think MS Windows is the best OS ever and Apple just copied it all.

    The basic duty of the press is to listen to what is being said and then check it and if it ain't correct say so. They don't just have to do it with politicians but with EVERYONE. If not, democracy will fail, the press, the working press is the guardian of democracy but for all that sentiment it is nothing more then people saying "you said this, and I know that ain't so".

  31. We are pro-lotsastuff by pentalive · · Score: 2, Funny

    No one is just "anti-microsoft"- they're either pro-mac, or pro-linux. I am pro-Commodore 64 you insensitive clod. (Now You Kids GET OFF MY GRASS!!)

  32. Microsoft sent me a survey this weekend... by Ang31us · · Score: 1
    The IE6 on my desktop at home was reporting errors when I closed it (probably some spyware gripping tightly to the dying browser), so I finally decided to install IE7 and they asked me if I would fill out a survey about my satisfaction with Microsoft products and services...gave them a piece of my mind about the "patent infringements" they won't detail and their FUD campaign against open source technology.

    I'm so glad that Microsoft has abandoned enforcement of their "patents" against companies like RedHat and IBM.

    In my survey response, I told them that I would not purchase a single MS product (went on to list the OS, Office, Xbox360, SQL Server, Zune, Halo 2 PC, etc) until they detailed their "patent disputes" for response or resolution...not that I will make a difference to their bottom line, but if every consumer boycotted new Microsoft products...

    1. Re:Microsoft sent me a survey this weekend... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Did you manage to get the sand out of your vagina, or is there still some left?

    2. Re:Microsoft sent me a survey this weekend... by Ang31us · · Score: 1

      More like a kidney stone in my urethra...no, it's still lodged in there all bloody and painful.

    3. Re:Microsoft sent me a survey this weekend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you went through the trouble of telling them you wouldn't buy their products, and yet you downloaded IE7?

      Why not just download Firefox or Opera or some other browser instead?

    4. Re:Microsoft sent me a survey this weekend... by Ang31us · · Score: 1
      Fox's streaming video on MySpace only supports IE...I actually tried it in Firefox and need to catch the episodes of 24 that I miss.

      Also, I have not tried Heroes, but I suspect it has similar issues.

  33. Re:Ziff Davis is teh suxx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not talking any intarweb 2.0 here Homer... I'm talking about the internet standards.

    http://w3.org/

  34. Old models don't work by dwarfking · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I agree with those that think a Microsoft FUD watch page is a bit of a waste of time, I'm still amused by the fact someone is posting it.

    Let us not forget that Microsoft was the master of the FUD campaign. Consider how it used to be. A small, unknown company (Small Software Company) launches a software product that has great potential, but would result in users being semi-locked into that company. Microsoft sees the potential and announces they have their own version about ready to release, knowing full well they don't.

    Average user thinks "Well, I'll just wait for the Microsoft product because I really don't know Small Software Company and whether they'll be around.", which gives Microsoft enough time to throw tons of money on a project to whip up a Version 1.0 to compete.

    This model worked well for Microsoft for a number of years. But now, it isn't Small Software Company that Microsoft is chasing, it's Google and Apple, to name two. These are also well known to Mr. and Mrs. Average User.

    So now, Apple or Google announces a new product, the Average User family starts using it. Microsoft announces their plan to release a competitor and the Average User thinks "a little late to the party".

    The point is, people are getting more choice from companies they trust. So the FUD campaigns are not going to be as effective.

    It is fun to watch, though.

  35. FUD about Microsoft. by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you want to spread fear, uncertainty and doubt about Microsoft products, point out that Dell went back to shipping Windows XP instead of Vista. Mention the problems with Vista activation. With the "tilt bit" that can kill your system. With Vista phoning home. (Do you want a system that regularly and secretly contacts Microsoft in your business?)

    Wouldn't it make sense to wait and see about Vista? Wouldn't that be the safe thing to do? Do you want to take the risk of using a defective operating system in your business?

  36. Microsoft FUD Watch? by fleck_99_99 · · Score: 1

    Is that anything like the Microsoft SPOT Watch?

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  37. microsoft watch by khuber · · Score: 1

    That article itself is FUD. I'm extremely suspicious of a "watch" site operated by eWeek/ZDNet, a company which probably has strong investment interests in the technology sector.

  38. BS, not FUD by mevets · · Score: 1

    I value sources of skepticism. Many information sources are little more than publishers and often shills for some other interest; the bad deliberately bullshit, the worst don't even do that. Fox vs CNN, for example.

    The source in the fine parent has an obvious tilt against MicroSofts hot air factory. That it is obvious is a good thing, it saves us all time.

    All things being equal, shouldn't there be 25 'anti-MicroSoft' articles for every 'anti-Apple'; or 100 for every 'anti-Sun'? MS applies the market share argument to justify wrecking peoples computers, why should they see any less of a factor in criticism?

  39. w00t ? by Spliffster · · Score: 1

    Rethoric training - $200
    Write up a nice FUD script - $300
    Get assigned as speaker - $5000 ... tagging this story "wheredoyouwanttofudtoday" - priceless!

  40. BS maybe, but not FUD. by gravyface · · Score: 1
    I mean, come on: Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt? I read this:

    "We are the only company in the industry that has the breadth of reach from consumer to enterprises to understand and deliver and to take full advantage of the services opportunity in all of these markets. I believe we're the only company with the platform DNA that's necessarily to viably deliver this highly leveragable platform approach to services. And we're certainly one of the few companies that has the financial capacity to capitalize on this sea change, this services transformation."

    ...and thanks to my handy-dandy bizspeak decoder ring, I can interpret this as: "We own the desktop at home and at work; our platform's everywhere; we have a metric assload of cash."

    It's the epitome of bad bizspeak, and this might be BS if he actually addressed the services bit in detail but where's the FUD exactly? Come on, eWeek. Cashing in -- and getting paid -- on the anti-MS crowd is what this is all about. Of course Slashdot is there to lap it all up, eagerly.

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    body massage!
  41. Even as much as I despise Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still want the last 5 minutes of my life back. Who cares about nitpicking every statement they make? Yes, criticize their actions, their buggy software, their questionable business practices, but good grief, this is so non-news, not even "stuff that matters." I don't even know why I'm contributing to this thread, other than out of boredom from most of the other articles today.

  42. well by unity100 · · Score: 1

    if ms didnt have a legacy of providing fud or pulling out unbelievable stunts on its customers or partners, there wouldnt be that much anti-ms fear and its fud spreading on /.

    note that /. is mainly an IT people's place, and there are many people, who were customers of microsoft or worked in microsoft partners who were screwed by microsoft at one point.

    hence the antipathy and fear and annoyance.

    1. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if ms didnt have a legacy of providing fud or pulling out unbelievable stunts on its customers or partners, there wouldnt be that much anti-ms fear and its fud spreading on /.
      Ah... I see... so it's Microsoft's fault that you are a propagandist and liar!

      That makes sense. After all, FOSSies seem to be blaming ALL their deficiencies on Microsoft these days, like that poor little Lunix d00d who finally gave up on trying to make Lunix work on the desktop... and it was Microsoft's fault he wasn't a good enough programmer to get it to work.

      Hmmm... it's Microsoft's fault Vida Guerra isn't my girlfriend! It's Microsoft's fault I'm not the CEO of a multi-billion dollar corporation! It's Microsoft's fault my car didn't start! WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

      note that /. is mainly an IT people's place, and there are many people, who were customers of microsoft or worked in microsoft partners who were screwed by microsoft at one point.
      Sorry bro, I've been happily using and supporting Microsoft products for over a decade, so my real-world business experience won't let me sympathize with your ignorance-driven FOSSie angst.

      FOSSies only hate Microsoft out of jealousy. FOSSies want to lock all businesses and consumers into FOSSie-approved applications, but the only platform they've managed to monopolize is Lunix. And due to the GPL, they have assured that no commerical applications will ever appear on Lunix: the GPL is their protectionism vehicle.

      And now that MS is developing their own OSS initiative, the FOSSies can't even bang the "software should be free" drum. MS will now have a business-friendly OSS license which will encourage commerical use, unlike GPL FOSS. And best of all... it will be supported by MS, unlike FOSS, which is supported by nobody.

      hence the antipathy and fear and annoyance.
      At least you admit your irrational bias, and pathetic fear.
    2. Re:well by unity100 · · Score: 1

      Ah... I see... so it's Microsoft's fault that you are a propagandist and liar!

      ..... At least you admit your irrational bias, and pathetic fear.

      yes, yes i confess i cant take it anymore !!! ive been spreading microsoft fud all my life, since i touched the keys of a sinclair zx spectrum back in 1982 while i was 7 years old !!! god i cant stop it since then. if i dont spread enough anti ms fud that day, i wake midnight sweltering from the anxiety and run to the pc to spread fud. its like drugs !
  43. Why was this posted by Jaidan · · Score: 1

    This has to be the weakest posting I've seen in weeks on slashdot (and that's saying a lot recently). The guy barely wrote anything useful for slashdot and TFA was shit also. This should never have been posted, it's not worth the bandwidth it cost to host it out or for me to view it.

  44. At least MS puts out press releases by ucla74 · · Score: 1

    unlike Apple, mayhap? (Which, when they do put something out, sounds a LOT like MS-speak.)

  45. I like my /. FUD the way it is by tajmahall · · Score: 1

    Not everyone checks Slashdot religiously. It's nice that there's some repetitiveness. You see things you'd miss otherwise. I, like many others, am interested in accumulating a picture of what it is MS does that makes people call them evil.

    Moreover, skipping a post you'd rather not read is trivial. Missing out on a topic you'd like to know more about is tragic.

  46. Just MS talk by sysadmintech · · Score: 1

    I've heard Microsoft FUD before and this sounds more like MS is "doing nothing". MS usually says a lot (i.e. .NET) when they are doing nothing.