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Wachowski Brothers and the Speed Racer Movie

Steven Weintraub writes "Susan Sarandon talks about the Wachowski Brothers Speed Racer movie and confirms the revolutionary way the brothers are making the film — the entire frame will be in focus like a cartoon."

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  1. Go Speed Racer Go! by biggles266 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new always-in-focus overlords.

    1. Re:Go Speed Racer Go! by The+Dobber · · Score: 2, Funny


      So I won't need my Strattera?

    2. Re:Go Speed Racer Go! by StCredZero · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why would Keanu be so bad? He has just about enough emotional range for the Robot.

    3. Re:Go Speed Racer Go! by Trogre · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why the badness towards Keanau? You can't have seen him at the absolute peak of his acting career, as Ted Theodore Logan.

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  2. So the cameras are on loan from unseen-U library? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sorry a chimpanzee - he doesn't like to be called a monkey. The thing I wonder is: who is the other guard they were talking about?
  3. Great... by Avenel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now when the theater projector is slightly out of focus you won't be able to see ANYTHING.

  4. Wow. by Shag · · Score: 3, Funny

    So if I take a photo at, say, f/10 instead of my usual f/1.8, resulting in greater depth-of-field, this is revolutionary?

    How can I patent this?

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  5. Great. by pojo_rising · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we can have Persephone in focus ALL the time.

  6. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    you must be new here

  7. Brothers? by jayminer · · Score: 2, Funny

    As far as I know, they are not literally "brothers" anymore..

  8. Re:Focus is a tool by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny

    At the same time any average schmuck like me could give them 10 better ways they could've handled the Matrix sequels & V-for-Vendetta than they did.

    But perhaps they couldn't. Perhaps what you perceive as a choice between 10 better ways on their part is a choice, but at the same time the choice they made is the only choice they could have made. You choose to think otherwise, but do you really have a choice in thinking you have a choice, did you choose to have a choice, or did you decide anyway?

    The Wachowski brothers made the choices they made because they were the only choices they could have made. (Continued ad-nausium until the exciting car chase in the middle of the film. To be continued after car chase.)

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  9. Re:Good, another movie I don't need to watch by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh come on, that scantily-clad, elaborate dance scene in the cave was genius and essential to the storyline.

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  10. Re:Good, another movie I don't need to watch by heinousjay · · Score: 5, Funny

    Assuming for a moment I don't like V for Vendetta (a fair assumption, I found it to be awful) they've made three movies since The Matrix. I'm sort of shocked I had to spell that out for you, since you had the list right in your post, but I'm happy to provide such services to the cognitively challenged.

    Also, I am smoking Camel Turkish Silver. Don't see the relevance, but I'm happy to answer you.

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  11. This is a first for Hollywood! by clickety6 · · Score: 4, Funny


    A film where the script, the acting and now the image are all flat and two-dimensional !

    Woo-hoo! Next they'll invent super-xylem vision, so they can all be wooden as well!

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  12. Re:Good, another movie I don't need to watch by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I first saw that scene, my first thought was, "They're doing it in Yoda's bed!"

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  13. Re:Focus is a tool by slughead · · Score: 2, Funny

    But perhaps they couldn't. Perhaps what you perceive as a choice between 10 better ways on their part is a choice, but at the same time the choice they made is the only choice they could have made. You choose to think otherwise, but do you really have a choice in thinking you have a choice, did you choose to have a choice, or did you decide anyway?

    Freewill is a myth. I didn't choose to have this headache.

  14. Re:Good, another movie I don't need to watch by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall... argh! WTF doing in my bed you are?!!! Out you get!!"

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  15. Re:Focus is a tool by El+Torico · · Score: 2, Funny

    Filippo Brunelleschi, is that you on /.?

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  16. Spoiler Alert! by Cyryathorn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Racer X was actually his brother the whole time!

  17. Re:Focus is a tool by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

    they're going to have to use some other trick to draw the attention of the audience to what they want you to see

    I prefer to have the subject circled with a big red arrow pointing at it.

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  18. Re:Focus is a tool by 2names · · Score: 2, Funny

    Incidentally, anyone else always read "freewill" in the voice of Geddy Lee?

    No, but thanks to your sig, I now read other sigs in the voice of "Chef."

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  19. Conan the King by SteveFoerster · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm still disappointed that the rumor I once heard, that the Wachowski brothers would direct Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Conan the King", did not come to pass.

    I mean, I wish I could get a copy from a parallel universe where that movie was made....

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  20. Re:Good, another movie I don't need to watch by vmcto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks for getting that stuck in my head all day...

    bastard.

  21. Re:Focus is a tool by rumli · · Score: 5, Funny

    The answer(in reverse, right to left): .dnats ot hcihw htiw esab rediw a ti gniwolla kcarc lliw gge eht fo mottob ehT .elbat eht no ti malS
    I'm dyslexic, you insensitive dolc!
  22. Re:Good, another movie I don't need to watch by Molochi · · Score: 2, Funny

    TFW, would Yoda say.

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  23. Re:Focus is a tool by orgelspieler · · Score: 1, Funny

    Freewill is a myth. I didn't choose to have this headache.
    No, the headache chose you.
    Was that a Soviet Russian headache?