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Cyber Crime A Distant #3 Priority for FBI

An anonymous reader writes "A reading of the Justice Department's 2008 budget justification to Congress for the FBI indicates the agency is dedicating about 5.5 percent of its field agents to combating cyber crime, the FBI's stated Number Three priority, The Washington Post reports. Take away the agents dedicated to catching child predators online — a program that accounts for the vast majority of the department's prosecutorial victories — and about 3.6 percent of the FBI's agents are dedicated to cyber crime, the report notes. From the story: 'If the FBI's third most-important priority claims just over 3.5 percent of its active agents, how many agents and FBI resources are dedicated to the remaining Top Ten priorities?'"

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  1. It's not important yet... by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not important yet...kind of like airport security before 911.

    After China pwns all of the DoD's sensitive data, you can bet they'll pump all kinds of money at it.

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    1. Re:It's not important yet... by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You realize this is only talking about the FBI, right?

      And that this doesn't take into consideration the cybercrime divisions of several other government agencies?

      Right?

    2. Re:It's not important yet... by renegadesx · · Score: 0

      All your data are belong to us?

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    3. Re:It's not important yet... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      You realize the FBI isn't responsible for DoD security don't you?

    4. Re:It's not important yet... by vishbar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe we're looking at this from the wrong angle? Perhaps they view cybercrime as a division that you don't necessarily just throw agents at. They may only have a specific number of agents with the specific training necessary to prosecute cybercrime cases.

      I'm just saying that perhaps looking at simple agent ratios wouldn't necessarily be an accurate reflection of the amount of attention that cybercrime receives. The other jobs may be more man-power intensive, even though they may be lower down on the priority list.

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    5. Re:It's not important yet... by kakofb · · Score: 1

      'China' is a guaranteed +5 Insightful

    6. Re:It's not important yet... by bkr1_2k · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You're aware that the FBI doesn't have any jurisdiction in military spying right? What does DoD have to do with FBI priorities?

      As for "airport security" do you really think things are any more secure now than they were 10 years ago? Were they ever particularly "insecure" before?

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    7. Re:It's not important yet... by Anonymous+Curmudgeon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Speaking of ratios, it's interesting to note that, according to the article, they're requesting $258.5 million for 659 field agents. Does the $392,261 per agent seem excessive to anyone else? I suppose it depends on what kind of support staff gets lumped into that bucket.

      Also, how exactly do you define a field agent, in this case? Is the guy who hangs out in chat rooms, pretending to be a 14 year old girl a field agent, or are field agents the ones kicking down doors and confiscating computer equipment?

    8. Re:It's not important yet... by bmgoau · · Score: 1

      Perhaps in addition to your argument a simple listing of priorities isn't adequate to describe the importance of thise priorities. For instance: 1. Staying alive 2. Maintaining physical security. 3. Making sure my computer is secure. Those 3 priorites will never have a proportional amount of resources dedicated to them in a persons life.

      Taking it to the extreme. I would rather have the FBI (or what good is left of it) investigating organised crime, murders and even corporate crime with 99% of its resources, than spending those resources on fighting cyber crime.

      Im not saying cyber crime isnt important. It has a real possibility to cripple parts of society. But at the same time, isn't it more important to catch the rapists, thieves, and murderers of this world, no matter how many resources that job consumes? We cant rebuild a person, as easy as we can a computer system, be it finance, utilities etc.

    9. Re:It's not important yet... by syn3rg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Parent is spot on: it's not something you throw Agents at, it's something you throw Information Analysts at.
      The FBI has allocated 659 (out of 11,868; or 5.5%) Agents -- with the authority to arrest and prosecute -- to the Cyber division. However, it has allocated 492 (out of 2303, or 21.4%) of it's Information Analyst positions to the task. That's close to a quarter of the guys who would be the ones actually investigating Cybercrime anyway.

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    10. Re:It's not important yet... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Does the $392,261 per agent seem excessive to anyone else? I suppose it depends on what kind of support staff gets lumped into that bucket.

      Exactly.

      Say an Agent makes $60k. You have to pay for his health care(it's like a military job in that respect), another $10k or so. Training, $10-100k. Taxes, ~$4k. Equipment, $2k. Admin support, retirement benefits, $10k

      Office space, new furniture, computer, etc... ~10k,

      Non-field supervisor: $150k per 10 field agents, $15k each.
      Vehicle: $40k.
      Travel: $40k or more.

      It quickly adds up. You have to get not only enough money to pay the new agent, but to bring him up to speed, equip him and enable him to do his job.

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    11. Re:It's not important yet... by GigG · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the FBI is responsible for act of foreign espionage against the US, including the DOD?

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    12. Re:It's not important yet... by funkyloki · · Score: 1

      But they're not. From TFA, the first two priorities are terrorism and counter-intelligence. So organized crime, murders, corporate crime, rape all fall behind the first three. As of 9/11, the FBI's main focus is terrorism and counter-intelligence, which is the problem. Don't get me wrong. If a terrorist comes here (or was born here) and plans on committing some violent action on American soil, I want the FBI to stop it. But I don't think that should mean that they should stop investigating most other crimes. If the FBI commits almost all of their resources and funding to the first two priorities, how can we expect them to be able to investigate anything else with any validity.

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    13. Re:It's not important yet... by pokerdad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does the $392,261 per agent seem excessive to anyone else?

      Its not the agents that are expensive, its the mathematicians

    14. Re:It's not important yet... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Here in the real world, investigating espionage and being responsible for security are not the same thing. Maybe in ten or twelve years, when you graduate high school, you'll have learned that words mean things.

    15. Re:It's not important yet... by armareum · · Score: 1
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  2. well duh by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0

    Maybe field agents don't do cybercrime a lot...office ones do. The field ones just seize computers and make arrests and a little investigation and stuff

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  3. Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These must be a tough times for terrorist pedophile cyber criminals

    1. Re:Priorities by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      These must be a tough times for terrorist pedophile cyber criminals

      Or an even a tougher time for the FBI clerk who has to categorize this case.

      Seriously, most non-trivial mutually-exclusive classification systems have serious flaws. Many things can fall into multiple categories, but beurocrats often like one and only one category for each case/situation so that they add up and can be budgeted for.

    2. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously the government needs to upgrade to web 2.0.

      I'm sure case files would be greatly served by a tag cloud.

      (Actually, I started to make this post in jest but now that I think about it...)

  4. Lobbyists by Bonker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone knows that the FBI's most important priority, and the largest percentage of their manpower is devoted to lobbying congress for more power.

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    1. Re:Lobbyists by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Everyone knows that the FBI's most important priority, and the largest percentage of their manpower is devoted to lobbying congress for more power.

      Same with big corporations. Gates' clever (and misleading) lobbying for more H-1B's is a prime example.

    2. Re:Lobbyists by dascritch · · Score: 4, Funny

      and 2 agents are running after UFOs, 11th Top Priority

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    3. Re:Lobbyists by cybermage · · Score: 1

      lobbying congress for more power.

      Don't forget the enormous manpower that goes into investigating Congress.

      Between time spent lobbying and investigating Congress, I wonder if the FBI has considered just eliminating Congress to free up resources. Probably the only delaying issue is trying to determine whether Cheney is part of the legislative branch.

    4. Re:Lobbyists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought priority #1 was chasing down pot sellers. Drug laws are our legal system's biggest money maker.

    5. Re:Lobbyists by heson · · Score: 1

      I thought 80% of all time went into byrocracy.

  5. Whaaaa? by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    'If the FBI's third most-important priority claims just over 3.5 percent of its active agents, how many agents and FBI resources are dedicated to the remaining Top Ten priorities?'"

    I am not sure what you want. This reminds me of a conversation I once had with a user:

    User: Why didn't you add feature X in this revision?

    Me: If you remember, we sent out a feature ballot, and X was not voted high.

    User: That's because you put it toward the end of the ballot list, where people didn't see it.

    Me: We can't put everything at the top of the list.

    User: Why not?

    Me: (I fake a beeper call and leave)

    1. Re:Whaaaa? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Everyone who's studied this research seriously knows that the proper protocol is to randomize the order.

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    2. Re:Whaaaa? by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can put everything at the top of the list, if you randomize the order each time someone views the ballot. In fact, that's standard practice to avoid exactly the problem your user was complaining about: results tend to get biased towards the beginning of the list of options.

    3. Re:Whaaaa? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can put everything at the top of the list, if you randomize the order each time someone views the ballot. In fact, that's standard practice to avoid exactly the problem your user was complaining about: results tend to get biased towards the beginning of the list of options.

      As described elsewhere, that wasn't practical and still wouldn't solve it. If I was going to bother to make custom ballots, perhaps what I should have done is kept track of who nominated what and made each person's nominations at the top of their copy. That way they *think* their stuff is at the top of all of them.

      However, another problem with different ballots (even if randomized) is that they get suspicious if they find out they are different. There was no winning with this particular user. Some want conspiracies and are bored without them.

    4. Re:Whaaaa? by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      Randomizing the order of responses is a good step forward, but it still creates an unintentional bias.

      More proper would be to randomize the order of each letter in the responses.

    5. Re:Whaaaa? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Everyone who's studied this research seriously knows that the proper protocol is to randomize the order.

      How will that solve the problem of somebody's favorite feature not appearing near the top of the ballot? If the order is random, then it still has about a 50% chance of appearing below the half-way mark. At best we could claim we didn't pre-bias the list if we randomized it. The user may still argue that we should've put the "most important" ones near the top, perhaps consulting him/her to know which is important rather than rely on "random chance". These kind of people think with their ego's, not statistics. You are looking for a math solution to essentially a psychology problem, not a math problem.

    6. Re:Whaaaa? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      These kind of people think with their ego's, not statistics. You are looking for a math solution to essentially a psychology problem, not a math problem.

      Random order is the standard mathematical solution to the standard psychological problem of cognitive bias arising from ordering issues. It does not solve the political problem of stupid users.

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    7. Re:Whaaaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with their ego's

      "egos".

  6. Espionage? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Only on its own citizens.

  7. Let's hope.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's hope one of the top two is not chasing down
    pornographers, the way it was purported to be just
    before 9/11.

  8. X Files by Rank_Tyro · · Score: 4, Funny

    What priority are the X-Files?

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    1. Re:X Files by barry_the_bogan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Last I heard, they just had two agents working on them.

    2. Re:X Files by Cryacin · · Score: 0

      The department's never been the same after Fox Mulder moved to California...

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  9. the logical answer by User+956 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If the FBI's third most-important priority claims just over 3.5 percent of its active agents, how many agents and FBI resources are dedicated to the remaining Top Ten priorities?

    Well, obviously, less than 3.5%. So, if you use the optimistic estimate that each of the other 7 in the top 10 priorities are slightly less than 3.5% (i.e. 3.4%), that totals 23.8%, which means the top two priorities are consuming at least 72.7% of the resources.

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    1. Re:the logical answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ... except that there are priorities other then the top 10. What about numbers 11-100? Perhaps the FBI is spreading out its resources to cover, I don't know... all the crime?

      No, the only conclusion you can draw is that the top two uses of manpower for the FBI (anti-terrorism and counter-intelligence, according to TFA) each use at least 3.6% of resources. And I kinda hope it isn't more then 10-20 or so for each.

    2. Re:the logical answer by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Except it says dedicated. That means 100% time. My bet is that large sections of their workforce aren't dedicated to a single type of crime, but work on more than one.

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    3. Re:the logical answer by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      And you forgot playing on Facebook. That's got to be quite high on the list.

    4. Re:the logical answer by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      That simply isn't true. The top two priorities only need to take up only marginally more than 3.5% each. Just because they have a top-10 list doesn't mean that priorities 11-99 aren't taking up a significant fraction of manpower, even though no single priority claims more than 3.4%.

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    5. Re:the logical answer by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Assuming of course, that the police has exactly ten priorities, and waste nothing on time that doesn't actually serve a priority. I'd say the police have roughly as many priorities as there are laws on the books (from the big to the extremely tiny), so I don't see them like dedicating all their resources to just a few crimes.

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    6. Re:the logical answer by Minwee · · Score: 2, Informative

      First off, as others have pointed out, you are assuming that there are only ten priorities.

      Second, and more importantly, you need to read the article summary again and try to see which weasel words apply to which statements.

      [...] the agency is dedicating about 5.5 percent of its field agents to combating cyber crime, the FBI's stated Number Three priority, The Washington Post reports. Take away the agents dedicated to catching child predators online -- a program that accounts for the vast majority of the department's prosecutorial victories -- and about 3.6 percent of the FBI's agents are dedicated to cyber crime, the report notes.
      The number three priority takes 5.5% of field agents. The 3.6% number is just a conveniently small fraction of that which was chosen because it looks better in headlines.

      Did you know that if you take away all of the right handed agents who speak English as a first language, there would be only 10% of all FBI agents even showing up to work in the morning? If showing up for work in the morning claims just over ten percent of its active agents, how many agents and FBI resources are dedicated to doing anything for the rest of the day?

    7. Re:the logical answer by jefu · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the distribution of resources might look something a Pareto(/Zipf) distribution, in which case the first two would have a very large part of the resources and anything after three would get (given that number three is at 3.3%) very small resource allocations.

  10. Only on Slashdot by the_skywise · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Will you see support of websites like thepiratesbay.org and disdain for the RIAA and MPAA and complaints that the government is trying to monitor internet traffic and watch what we're doing and then turn around and complain that the FBI isn't taking cybercrime seriously...

    1. Re:Only on Slashdot by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Who's complaining? Maybe the OP was suggesting that those 3.5% of agents ought to be focusing on priorities 4-10 and getting the FUCK off of my internet.

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  11. No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by clarkkent09 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sure #1 is taking up about 90% of the agents or thereabouts (no it doesn't say so in the document, far too long and too pdf for me to read or even search through the whole thing). Because terrorist attacks are soooooo much more scary than the other 9. I think we should bump it up to 100% and just forget about every other problem except for those darn terrorists.

    Priority 1 - Protect the United States from terrorist attack
    Priority 2 - Protect the United States against foreign intelligence operations and
    espionage
    Priority 3 - Protect the United States against cyber-based attacks and hightechnology
    crimes
    Priority 4 - Combat public corruption at all levels
    Priority 5 - Protect civil rights;
    Priority 6 - Combat transnational and national criminal organizations and enterprises
    Priority 7 - Combat major white-collar crime
    Priority 8 - Combat significant violent crime
    Priority 9 - Support federal, state, local and international partners
    Priority 10 - Upgrade technology to successfully perform the FBI's mission

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    1. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by shanen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is that list a bad joke? Maybe it's somehow a second-hand Gonzo joke? The American legal system is really that twisted up after a few years of neo-GOP misrule?

      Actually, I suspect that it's distorted by misclassifications, which seems to be the norm of all government statistics these days. Most obviously, a lot of the computer-related crime probably gets refiled under higher priority categories. If a stock pump-and-dump scam is being run by Pakistani-based scammers, and there is any reason to suspect that they might be routing some of the ill-gotten gains into funding terrorists, then that investigation and any associated agents are presumably refiled under priority #1.

      With regards to the comments about pushing problems onto ISPs, that hasn't worked yet, and no reason to expect it to. They are making money the way things are. As long as they can pass their spam-related costs back to their customers, they don't really care. The backbone people are actually in an even better position to do something--and they care even less about who pays for the packets. The more packets the better, as long as they get paid, and they probably include spam in their business plans these days.

      My own belief is we need to move the costs downstream, as close to the spammers as possible, and thereby reduce the overall costs on the entire system. If an ISP doesn't do it, the backbone should cut them off and all the other ISPs should get together and go after that ISP's customers. If a webhost helps the spammers and refuses to nuke their spamvertised websites, the DNS people should cut them off, or even better, route their DNS requests for illegal services to police websites. That will give the wannabe customers something to think about. It just seems incredible to me that so much highly visible and clearly illegal activity continues to flourish.

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    2. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Can we please stop using the prefix neo- on everything related to the right. Also I'd like to extend that courtesy to the left as well, should the need arise. It doesn't mean what you think it means. Unless you're a linguistic sadist, which I guess we can't discount given this is slashdot.

      It's not "cute" nor does it evoke images of white supremacists as, I assume, was your intention. At least, it's the intention of almost everyone else in the past decade who uses that prefix in a political context.

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    3. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by shanen · · Score: 1

      The use of neo-GOP is deliberate. I suppose you can blame the neocons, though it's quite hard to understand why they created such a hypocritical label for themselves. The "neo" prefix is related to new, which is fundamentally opposed to the "old" stuff that the conservatives are supposed to be preserving, and the neo-GOP has almost no detectable ideological relationship to the old Republican party. Can you believe that the original Republican Party was a highly progressive organization.

      On the other hand, it is possible that "neocon" is not related "conservative". New con artist would actually be a more plausible derivation and would fit perfectly with their track record.

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    4. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by Kamineko · · Score: 4, Funny

      Priority 11 - Serve the Public Trust
      Priority 12 - Protect the Innocent
      Priority 13 - Uphold the Law

      No, wait!

    5. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure #1 is taking up about 90% of the agents or thereabouts (no it doesn't say so in the document, far too long and too pdf for me to read or even search through the whole thing). Because terrorist attacks are soooooo much more scary than the other 9. I think we should bump it up to 100% and just forget about every other problem except for those darn terrorists.


      Are you interested in buying a bridge? I'd love to sell you a bridge.

      Only 3.whatever percent of the US population is non-republicans engaged in cyber-crime. There's much more GOP cyber-crime, including games played with the phone networks. So the other 96+ percent is devoted to non-republican concerns of all categories.

      If you're not republican and you button your shirt wrong, some pimple-faced Bush/Cheney-saluter who can't deal with a razor will have a photo forwarded to the assistant-assistant to the assistant to a presidential aide, who will review it before lunch.

      It's not so bad. If you're not an activist, not black or hispanic, and above all you don't vote, nothing will come of it. So, the majority of non-republicans/non-refascists are safe from molestation.

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    6. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Priority 14 - Never oppose an OCP officer.

    7. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Priority 14 - Profit!

    8. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      The use of neo-GOP is deliberate. I suppose you can blame the neocons, though it's quite hard to understand why they created such a hypocritical label for themselves. Perhaps because it's an incredibly fitting label? Just look at the list of politicians in scandals and correlate with stated values, and then group by party. You'll see an interesting trend.
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    9. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by zippthorne · · Score: 3, Informative

      Neoconservative was first coined in the 80s as a synonym for "Reagan Democrats." It was a derisive term for politicians who cynically took (or pretended to take) conservative positions that they do not believe on certain issues for the purpose getting elected. The implication was that they did not hold those views, and once elected would not behave conservatively as they suggested.

      It certainly shouldn't be applied to people who have always been conservative. Ann Coulter is not a neocon. Both of the Clintons are. Newt Gingrich is not a neocon, but neither is Nancy Pelosi. Dick Cheney is not, but both the Bush presidents (41,43) could be considered to be. Rudy Guiliani is shaping up to be one. Barack Obama has cleverly been on the campaign trail (or otherwise occupied) during a number of policy-defining votes during his freshman term, so it remains to be seen just exactly what he is, and what he's pretending to be.

      Neocons don't tend to control anything, principally because they, like moderates, like to stick their finger in the air and see which way the wind is blowing before not really doing anything of substance.

      There is no logical reason why the word would be repeated so often about people it does not describe except to create a new definition. One which is intended to associate conservatives with a certain kind of nazis by way of a common prefix. It is very tiring to watch this in action. Especially as it appears to be succeeding amongst the ill-informed, non-critically thinking masses.

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    10. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Terrorism does not deserve its own priority. It falls under violent crime and espionage.

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    11. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by shanen · · Score: 1

      Interesting revisionist version of history. Not surprised you left off the citations, since the sources I've read make it sound like you're blowing it out of your arse to confuse the realities. I don't suppose you've ever heard of the University of Chicago and some guy who was teaching there... What was his name? Oh yeah. And you left out the part about the Southern Democrats AKA racists leftover from the Civil War.

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    12. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by garompeta · · Score: 1

      Now having the priorities at hand, I see everything much more clearly.
      The 90% of the agents must be taking up the Priority 4 :)
      ...and outsourcing the priority 10 to the 'geek squad'...

    13. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're off by a decade. Neoconservative was a term coined in the early 70's by Michael Harrington as a way of denigrating pro-Nixon Democrats. The movement, group, or whatever, regards Irving Kristol's writings from the 1950's as a prime starting point. I would agree however that the Clintons are neocons, but any definition of the term that excludes Cheney and Coulter is woefully flawed.

    14. Re:No prizes for guessing what the top priority is by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Neoconservative was first coined in the 80s as a synonym for "Reagan Democrats." It was a derisive term The term "neoconservative" was invented in the late 1970s by former 1960s liberal intellectuals disillusioned with liberal ideals, or "mugged by reality" as Irving Kristol (a key neocon) put it.

      The term has changed meaning over time to reflect the "empire building" wing of conservatism, as opposed to the isolationist wing. So a "neocon" today is a conservative who supports broad military intervention and "spreading American values" overseas.

  12. Duh! by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 1

    Actually if the choices are listed horizontally all of them can be at the top of the list. Obviously the paper you were reading from to the user wasn't very well thought out.

    1. Re:Duh! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Actually if the choices are listed horizontally all of them can be at the top of the list. Obviously the paper you were reading from to the user wasn't very well thought out.

      You must be the user's offspring :-) I hope you are not serious. There were about 40 items. There is not near enough room to display them all horizontally, and the user would probably complain that I didn't put it on the far left, used too small a font, etc. etc. etc.

    2. Re:Duh! by pigiron · · Score: 1

      Only a moron would give people 40 options and expect any meaningful feedback. You must work in IT.

    3. Re:Duh! by BungaDunga · · Score: 1

      Anyway, English is read from left to right so you'd still read the first items- well, first.

    4. Re:Duh! by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      So randomize the ballot. Your awesome computer skills can do this, no?

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    5. Re:Duh! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      So randomize the ballot. Your awesome computer skills can do this, no?

      It was more or less random IIRC. How is that going to solve the issue of users's favorite features not always being at the top anyhow? The point is that the user is not the brightest bulb.

    6. Re:Duh! by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      It was more or less random IIRC. How is that going to solve the issue of users's favorite features not always being at the top anyhow? The point is that the user is not the brightest bulb.

      You'd be amazed at the number of people in this world that aren't. They're still the users/customers/whatever we're catering to.

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    7. Re:Duh! by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      I received your last ballot and I saw that you put the meaningful choices on the right of the paper, can you put the all on the left goddamnit !

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    8. Re:Duh! by jareds · · Score: 1

      You don't randomize the ballot once, and make 10,000 copies of the same ballot. You randomize the ballot 100 times, and make 100 copies of each ballot. Or more or less, but not ONE! Pot. Kettle. Black.

    9. Re:Duh! by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 1

      Just use CR without a LF. It is slightly more difficult to read, but all options are listed first.

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    10. Re:Duh! by autocracy · · Score: 1

      Spraypaint. White.

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    11. Re:Duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only a communist would bitch about the amount of options given, and associate that with "meaningful feedback." You must live in China.

      ...see, I can draw "logical" conclusions too!

    12. Re:Duh! by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree. He should have put the items from the bottom left of the page to the top right, diagonally. That would be the most productive solution. I can't believe the OP didn't think of this.

  13. Basic Math by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the story: 'If the FBI's third most-important priority claims just over 3.5 percent of its active agents, how many agents and FBI resources are dedicated to the remaining Top Ten priorities?'" It must be less than or equal to 24.5% since 3.5% * 7 = 24.5% !

    Oh, was that supposed to be rhetorical?
    Sorry. This slashdot, we are all pedants, with the occasional pedantess, here.
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    1. Re:Basic Math by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      The answer is easier than that! 100% - 3.5% = 96.5%!

      Where did that 24.5% come from?

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    2. Re:Basic Math by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if you're joking or not, however assuming you aren't: that would only work if Cyber Crime was #1 on the FBI priority list, rather then #3.

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    3. Re:Basic Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess we aren't ALL pedants here, huh?

    4. Re:Basic Math by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      Really all the math done in all the posts is speculative shite at best. There's no other option than make a joke about it.

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    5. Re:Basic Math by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 1

      Given that the OP said it must be equal or less it certainly isn't incorrect. 24.5 is the very maximum it could possibly be.

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    6. Re:Basic Math by mqduck · · Score: 1

      I can't tell which part you're missing, but the answer is "less than or equal to 96.5%". Since "the remaining Top Ten priorities" include 1, 2 and 4 through 10, they have exactly 96.5% of all agents if there are no more than ten "priorities" in the FBI. (P.S. Fight the power! Down the the FBI! Revolution!)

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    7. Re:Basic Math by Icarium · · Score: 1

      Well if you really want to be pedantic, the answer would be /= 96.5%. Since the summary only mentions priority number 3, priorities 1 and 2 would also fall within 'the remainder'

  14. Nice try by Nursie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But there's more to cybercrime than copyright infringement.

    Cracking/theft of secure data
    DDoS attacks
    Spam and the associated botnets
    Viruses

    All of which come far higher on the evil list than copying music and movies. IMHO.

    And the RIAA/MPAA hate is well documented on many sites and not unreasonable. So far the pirate bay has proven to be within the law in the place it is based and so is not related to crime at all.

    1. Re:Nice try by tepples · · Score: 1

      So far the pirate bay has proven to be within the law in the place it is based So is Google China, but people complain about that.
    2. Re:Nice try by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      So far the pirate bay has proven to be within the law in the place it is based and so is not related to crime at all.
      Um actually, it does have to do with crime. It's criminal to commit copyright infringement (at least in the US). Where the guy you downloaded the torrent from is located is irrelevant. If you download a pirated copy of a copyrighted work, you're committing cybercrime. And the fact that you seem to think the hyperbolic and irrational hatred of the RIAA/MPAA is "not unreasonable" does not change that.

      Oh well, I guess if the hatred of the RIAA/MPAA is the only problem, perhaps the government taking over the same responsibilities will quell the anger?
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  15. Hit them where they don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I says to myself... self, if they have only 3.6% of their agents for their #3 priority, then they must have nobody for their #10. So whatever that is, I'll make my ill gained fortunes that way, and never worry about getting caught.

    Turns out their last priority is "Upgrade technology to successfully perform the FBI's mission." Huh... so how are they going to get anything done on their higher priorities if they don't have the technology necessary to successfully perform their mission?

    Of course if I became a Microsoft Software Solutions Salesman, I could interfere with their #10 objective, make lots of money, and still be completely above the law... but where's the fun in that?

  16. Top two priorities by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

    'If the FBI's third most-important priority claims just over 3.5 percent of its active agents, ... ' ...then what the hell are the top two priorities?

    My guess:

    1. Being the MPAA's and RIAA's paid/bribed bitch.

    2. Illegally detaining, interrogating, and torturing innocent people in the name of "fighting terror".

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    1. Re:Top two priorities by deniable · · Score: 1

      1. The **AAs' paid bitches are politicians. They give the orders and have a better ROI. Remember kids, an honest politician is one that stays bought.
      2. The FBI is too open for torture. You use a sub-contractor's cousin's business associate for that.

      No, their most likely top priorities are turf wars with other agencies and maximizing their budget.

  17. This is good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Federal law enforcement's duty isn't to protect anybody, it's to stalk and build dossiers on people who disagree politically with the powers that be. I think the FBI's recent revelation that they're tracking over a HALF MILLION "terrorists" domestically should be eye opening to anybody who blindly trusts secretive government (not just US) agencies.

    Like the saying goes: "Be glad you're not getting all the government you're paying for."

  18. I thought this was a news site???? by zappepcs · · Score: 1

    Since when was it news that you can't arrest your boss? If the FBI were prosecuting cyber criminals, they would have to arrest people at MD, MS, RIAA/MPAA and other 'defenders of American freedom' in the course of business.

  19. My experience with the FBI's cybercrime division by sammy+baby · · Score: 5, Informative

    A few years ago I had the pleasure of attending a "CEO's dinner" at a regional tech trade show. (I'm not a CEO, I just happened to work for the meetings major sponsor.) The majority of attendees were the type of people who wear very expensive watches and attend regional tech conferences and use words like "synergy" a lot.

    The keynote speech was given by an FBI special agent, and was about cybercrime (I hate that word). He talked about where major risks came from, talked up InfraGard a bit, and generally gave common sense advice to the CEO types there. I remember thinking, "This guy can't really be a computer security expert, can he?"

    At one point, I zoned out, and when I tuned back in I thought he was using a Latino name repeatedly in a context I didn't understand. So I glanced up at his powerpoint slide, then back at him, and then back at the slide, until I made the connection.

    He was talking about "warez," but he was pronouncing it "Juarez."

    I found it very hard to take him seriously after that.

  20. Why does the FBI have to do everything? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    I would think that the NSA should be on top of the serious stuff more than the FBI. I mean, why else would they be so secretive? How many other US agencies are there where you can't reveal your true identity to many people even after you retire?

    1. Re:Why does the FBI have to do everything? by (H)elix1 · · Score: 1

      I would think that the NSA should be on top of the serious stuff more than the FBI. I mean, why else would they be so secretive?

      Historically, the NSA's charter was everyone outside the US, while the FBI was everyone inside the US. This separation is why many folks are less than happy to find the NSA (might) be not only listening in on foreigners chatting and figuring out relationships, but might have expanded that to include the US (under the idea that a foreign national is communicating with a US based person). Not that it makes the job any more or less serious - just a different target audience.

  21. Yup by planetheidi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From what I've seen on the front lines, the Bureau has definitely been cutting back significantly on anything except intelligence gathering. Of course, fighting cybercrime was always challenging for them - I mean, go figure, most cybercrooks are International or very well proxied. Most of the time, the FBI just weeded out the terminally stupid. So honestly, it's not going to make too big of a deal in the short run.

  22. is it just me... by christopherjrider · · Score: 3, Insightful

    or is this just plain silly.

    Assuming for the moment that the top 10 are fairly evenly staffed, that's about 55%, give or take. That leaves about 45% for everything else.

    Seems roughly right to me. There are far more than 10 "big problems" in our good ol' US of A.

    1. Re:is it just me... by clarkkent09 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is kind of silly. 3rd highest priority seems very high, far above organized crime, corruption, violent crimes etc. The article makes is sound as if FBI doesn't care about cybercrime when in fact its exactly the opposite.

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    2. Re:is it just me... by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

      It is also silly to try to draw any conclusions simply based on the number of agents involved. It is quite possible that lesser priorities could have more agents assigned. The cybercrimes unit may operate more efficiently with fewer agents than say the people fighting organized crime. Or maybe they have more stuff they can farm out to contractors. To a degree, number of agents assigned is meaningless.

  23. Yeah, I know. by CompMD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Number of Special Agents on the Cyber Crimes Task Force at the Kansas City field office: Five.

    I know three of them. They're good, and they have a good conviction rate, but still, only five? I don't know how they do it.

    1. Re:Yeah, I know. by tacocat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe Kansas is just a good home town kind of state and not rampant with crime but white picket fences and apple pie?

    2. Re:Yeah, I know. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, CompMD, take a look out of your window, do you see a black van? It's us again! Now do you remember you promised us you would stop using the internet? Oh, hear! Someone ringing at your door? Time to meet the other two! Nice chaps, but they seem to have loose hands a bit!

  24. Not pedantic enough. by pavon · · Score: 1

    That isn't correct because there are other tasks that they are working besides their top 10. They could have another 100 tasks which each occupy just 0.5% of the staff, meaning that only half of their staff is working on the top 10 priorities. Secondly, just because something has higher priority does not necisarily mean that it has a higher number of staff allocated to it, especially if it just recently increased in priority, and they don't have enough people that are proficient in that area. Therefore, the number could be anywhere between 7 staff members, and 95.5% of the staff.

    But even if we do make the assumption that staff is a nondecreasing function of priority, the most that you can say is that the top two priority tasks each have as many staff members as the third priority task which leaves at most 100% - 3*3.5% = 89.5% available.

    1. Re:Not pedantic enough. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Yeah...
      I'm wondering if you fully understand the meaning of less than or equal to?

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    2. Re:Not pedantic enough. by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Actually, you didn't specify if you meant exclusive or inclusive or, leaving open the possibility that you meant less than and equal to at the same time, rendering the remainder of your post meaningless.

      Out-pedant that!

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  25. And how is this a problem??? by rwyoder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With the level of incompetence of law enforcement agencies with respect to anything technical, why on earth would you want cybercrime at a high priority??? The less time they spend on it, the less damage they can do.

  26. Re:yep, first post and all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your mother is a sexy beast who enjoys shredded provolone cheese.
    My mother does not like provolone!
  27. Re:My experience with the FBI's cybercrime divisio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why it's a good thing that "cyber crime" is a low priority.

  28. "Distant #3"? "Only 3.6"? by dragisha · · Score: 1

    Is this only a math understanding problem or what? How many priorities/duties do they have? Four? Ten? Or hundreds?

    Are we sure people discussing this know 3.6% means "1/28 of WHOLE FBI agent staff"?

    Or it's only "ohhhhh, cyber something! nerds will like it! Approved!"?

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  29. Busy, But... by maz2331 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know those FBI folks are pretty busy and all, but could they just spare a LITTLE time to go arrest the SCO management team already?

  30. Cha-Ching! by BAlkyMAn · · Score: 1

    Man that is around 391K per agent. I take it there is a pork project or two in there, but really that is a lot of dough, especially for cyber-crime where you don't necessarily need much besides servers/connectivity, experts, and a lot of time. I would love to see the break-down of costs. I have a feeling they aren't looking for the most economical route to catch cyber criminals. http://parthian-shot.blogspot.com/

  31. From a person who has done this before.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Though from the UK perspective, I would point out one thing.

    The primary aim of ALL government-operated organisations, in any part of the world is:

    SECURE YOUR BUDGET

    If you do not do this, you can whistle for any other work. If there is no independent audit or pressure to keep you primarily focussed on your work, more and more time will be spent fighting for your budget.

    So I suggest that between a quarter and a third of FBI staff are primarily engaged in this process. It will involve writing reports, attending liaison meetings, and general admin - all intended to ensure the presence of the FBI in other state run operations is expected, costed, and budgeted for.

    Of the remaining 2/3 of the staff, I suspect that anything up to half their time may be spent on either supporting the obtaining of the main FBI budget, or internal work intended to ensure that their portion of the money does not go to some other section.

    That leaves around 1/3 of staff time available for performing the priority tasks of the FBI.

    The same goes for the CIA, the British Security Service, and any other government body whose accounts are not open to independant audit. I have been through this loop before in Whitehall. Were you surprised at the cost of weapons development, or any other secretive government activity? Now you know. Remember, it's NOT commercial!

    1. Re:From a person who has done this before.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wow!! Mod Parent UP!!!

      I never thought of it like this before, and yet it makes a lot of sense.

      You hear of some government departments, like the UK Child Protection Agency, who seem to do absolutely nothing, yet still consume large amounts of taxpayers money, and keep on doing this year on year. You guess they must be doing something in their flash buildings, but what?

      Now I realise they are making up next year's budget proposals, amortising last year's, deciding on the division of the spoils, creating projected future figures of income and expenditure..........

      Could you ever have a government department where 100% of the staff were engaged in justifying their existence? I wonder what the maximum deliverers/passengers ratio is in practice?

  32. that explains the lone FBI agent working on spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just sitting in the back corner somewhere going DOH! everytime he open his mailbox and gets some spam.

    Seriously, when are there going to be DAILY headlines about spammers being thrown in prison?

    I'd settle for all their assets being seized and home confinement as long as there are no electronics in the house (computers/phone, etc.)

    Why isn't spam a priority for law enforcement?

  33. Yeah, because crimes are not commited "online" by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Somewhere off the Internet, real children, women and adults are getting harmed. That should be priority of FBI rather than pictures being circulated online or intellectual (literally imaginary if you think of it) property. When all crimes are committed "online" we can all sigh in relief and confine offenders to Second Life jails.

    1. Re:Yeah, because crimes are not commited "online" by RahCola · · Score: 1

      Somewhere in the internet, a man from North Korea is taking control of USA's nukes and firing them to Russia. I wouldn't mind that much if I didn't happen to live in Finland, next to Russia. There is much more to cybercrime than just childporn and piracy.
      But I'm not sure too, if FBI has its prioritys right, and I'm not that sure about your goverment either.

    2. Re:Yeah, because crimes are not commited "online" by iamacat · · Score: 1

      This doesn't appear to be under jurisdiction of FBI. After all, you can not just go to another country and arrest someone without either declaring a war or breaking US and international law. We are perfectly capable of doing the later, but I still don't believe we are so reckless to put nuke controls on Internet. Otherwise, there is no need for other countries to build missile shields. Just DDOS our routers and feel free to strike.

  34. Cancelling a mismod by el_munkie · · Score: 0

    Please disregard, I hit "overrated" when I meant to hit "insightful".

  35. It should be a distant #18483 priority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I was a target of an FBI cyber-crime investigation, launched against me by a greedy former business partner who wanted to mess up my life. The investigation was based on nothing more than bullshit opinion letter written by that guy's good friend who happened to be a lawyer. It took me about a year and tens of thousands of dollars to explain basic copyright law to this FBI agent. When they figured out that there was no crime or misconduct, they went away... but I didn't get any compensation for what had happened. I almost wish they had arrested me, so I could have at least come back at them for wrongful arrest damages, but whatever.

    I have a feeling that a lot of their "cyber crime" investigations are not crimes at all, but rather are civil matter, business disputes, or just plain revenge and retaliation missions. They shouldn't be involved in such things, ever, but they do get involved. All it takes is an authoritative-sounding pitch from a lawyer, who has nothing to lose from it.

    1. Re:It should be a distant #18483 priority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I didn't get any compensation for what had happened. I almost wish they had arrested me, so I could have at least come back at them for wrongful arrest damages, but whatever.
      Well that was your problem right there. Unless you needed to comply with a warrant, there's absolutely no reason to give them a damn thing. Unless you actually get charged with something, there's no obligation to demonstrate your innocence.
    2. Re:It should be a distant #18483 priority by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I have a feeling that a lot of their "cyber crime" investigations are not crimes at all

      As TFA notes, most of the arrests are related to kiddie porn. Which is disgusting, but catching guys who like to look at it is only very marginally related to preventing the acts depicted. Consider slasher movies, a popular genre. Lots of people find these diverting. Hardly any actually go on to commit grisly acts of homicide or torture. Just liking to look at photos of perverse acts is not a good indicator of someone who is likely to commit them. There would be some correlation, but the great majority would run screaming from a real life encounter. Similarly for those FBI guys who pretend to be kids online to get perverts to talk dirty to them. For many, talking dirt online as as far as they'd go. See for instance the "To Catch a Predator" sting in Murphy, Texas. An actor, pretending to be a teen boy, got a lawyer to make a "date" with him, which however was never kept. The police went to arrest him anyway, at which point he committed suicide. There was no evidence he had ever gone beyond talking dirty online. There are plenty of real crimes and real criminals walking around without trying to entrap fantasists by playing with them.

    3. Re:It should be a distant #18483 priority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most of these arrests are related to kiddie porn and chat rooms". That's true, and as you say, it's another mis-allocation of resources. Yup, that stuff is gross, but having a team of FBI agents spend their days hanging out in chat rooms, ruining the lives of people who are 99% engaging in fantasy, is even more gross.

  36. Re:My experience with the FBI's cybercrime divisio by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    A few years ago I had the pleasure of attending a "CEO's dinner" at a regional tech trade show. (I'm not a CEO, I just happened to work for the meetings major sponsor.) The majority of attendees were the type of people who wear very expensive watches and attend regional tech conferences and use words like "synergy" a lot.

    In other words, a bunch of people who perhaps were technical once, a long time ago, but most likely weren't and definitely aren't now.

    Sounds like the FBI guy was pitching his presentation at the audience; chances are, he was selected specifically to match the audience too. In other words, a good presenter, rather than a good security expert necessarily.

  37. Re:My experience with the FBI's cybercrime divisio by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    He was talking about "warez," but he was pronouncing it "Juarez."

    I found it very hard to take him seriously after that. But that's how the illegals are getting in, those damn tubes run right under the Rio Grande. Go to Juarez's site and you can hop a tube straight into the US of A. It's not like a dumptruck! It's a series of tubes! Soylent Green is made of sherbet!
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  38. it could be worse... by dayjn · · Score: 1

    ...the amount of resources the FBI uses on cyber crime could be smaller. It's good to see it number three on this list, I almost expected it to be further down. The question is, are these resources being used appropriately? Whose interests are they trying to protect?

  39. Actually, they could all be at the top... by alcmaeon · · Score: 1

    ...just not at the same time. You could take your list and make several iterations of it with heach having a different set of features listed toward the top. Present a different set to each respondent. That way, while you are doing yoru survey, you could eliminate any possible bias created by the listing order.

    1. Re:Actually, they could all be at the top... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Present a different set to each respondent. That way, while you are doing yoru survey, you could eliminate any possible bias created by the listing order.

      It's not like this was an Apollo moon shot or a cancer drug; it was just a regular internal office automation app. They were lucky they even got to vote because usually the IT manager simply picks what they feel is the top. You guys are overengineering this. It was just a dumb user in a mood to complain about something. The user had a history of being a [bleep]. And I don't think changing the order would change the outcome; it was a feature that most wouldn't use and plus already had a satisfactory work-around.

  40. online versus the streets. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as criminals are committing their crimes online, the streets will be safer ;)

  41. COINTELPRO harrassment of activists 2. priority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FBI's COINTELPRO activities seems to be a plausible explanation why so many trolls seem to plague the anti-war movement's boards these days. Like, doesn't FBI have better things to do than to harrass anti-war people, civil-rights activists and pro-human-rights movements these days? -- It certainly doesn't seem so.

  42. Re:My experience with the FBI's cybercrime divisio by Nimey · · Score: 1

    It's not just suits and feds who pronounce it like that. A former boss (mom & pop computer shop) who was into the scene (but TBH mispronounced several things) pronounced it about like that.

    OT: I pronounce luser as leuser, i.e. "user" with the l-sound prepended. I'm told it's more common to pronounce it as simply "loser".

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  43. Big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the Washington Post article:

    While the "Innocent Images National Initiative" is listed last in the excerpt above, it's by no means least among the FBI's cyber priorities. The initiative -- designed to catch sickos who enjoy looking at and facilitating child pornography -- claims the attention of roughly a third of the agency's cyber agents, according to the document.
            I'm certainly not trying to take anything away from that important program, or suggest that fewer agents be dedicated to it. The drive to lock up child predators is one of few law enforcement imperatives that transcends national boundaries or politics. Experts say it is rare to find a form of crime which elicits such visceral and rapid reaction and cooperation from law enforcement officials around the world.

    Eye-roll fest. Yep, law enforcement officials love to bust people who look at pictures. The people are easy to catch, and even easier to convict. Whether it's pictures of rape or just nude under 18s, you just mention the magic words, "child pornography", and everyone screams in horror and runs for their lynching nooses like some absurd Pavlovian dog response.

    I'm not defending the content of whatever horrible images you may have conjured in your head. Child-rape is a horrible heinous crime. It should be punished severely. But we're talking about dumb-asses that are looking at pictures. Looking at pictures. The "supporting the market/production" argument is weak at best; I have the feeling most of these saps aren't even paying for the pics anymore unless it's an FBI honeypot. It's a waste of resources to keep going after people who just look at pictures, especially since the rest of us end up paying for their very lengthy prison-terms, and their subsequent uselessness to society as branded sex-offenders. Instead, the FBI should be concentrating on the people creating the pictures, who are the real "child predators".
  44. President of the Senate by tepples · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the FBI has considered just eliminating Congress to free up resources. Good luck getting three-fourths of the states to agree with that.

    Probably the only delaying issue is trying to determine whether Cheney is part of the legislative branch. The Vice President of the United States is the tie-breaking President of the Senate.
  45. Facts and figures by ukdmbfan · · Score: 0

    If the FBI's third most-important priority claims just over 3.5 percent of its active agents, how many agents and FBI resources are dedicated to the remaining Top Ten priorities?
    Why would it assumed to be less, just because they're lower priority? Who's to say that numbers 3 to 10 aren't all allocated 3.5 percent, if not more, each?
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  46. Preventitive Mantenance by kingtut7 · · Score: 1

    Maybe instead of just waiting for it all to happen they ought to put more keeping it from happening. There are some many good scanner and firewalls available now, but it is scary how few high profile targets, like insurance companies, actually are using them. An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of remedy.

  47. Not Just the FBI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The FBI is not the only federal agency working on cybercrime. There are multiple agencies that deal with this topic, the US Postal Investigators (also special agents) and Secret Service agents(as part of the Treasury Dept.) have significant resources devoted.

  48. Nothing to do with potential danger.... by eepok · · Score: 1

    ... but instead with the capability of field agents or investigators to actually understand the crime. The majority of field agents aren't recruited for their technical prowess -- they're selected for physical capability, trustworthiness, confidence, attention to detail, etc.

    Knowing the ins and outs of piracy, computer logic, techy sub-culture, and the history of networked data-transfer devices/wire-fraud comes with a completely different generation of learning and they're not going to abondon their current force for a brand new set of rookies.

    Of course it's low. You don't think their employee training on computer usage and literacy works much better than the private sector, do ya?

  49. FBI needs to back to what it was good at... by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1
    Investigating major crimes. I started working on my masters this fall, part-time as I still work, and one of the classes I've been taking is on Security & Foriegn policy. I can make a case that the entire security structure in the United States needs a complete overhaul. The existing agencies have fogotten what their mission is: to protect US national security interests at home and abroad, and become intrenched beltway beurcracies.

    Let's go back to the beginning. The DOD have never gotten along with the CIA. Now the major reason was that the Generals have always felt that they should be the ones controlling the reigns of intelligence. So the DOD created the DIA and has traditionally kept the NSA under quazi military control. (I have couple relatives who are Air Force liguists who work at Ft. Meade. Doesn't take a genius to figure where on Ft. Meade they work...) Traditionally the State Department and the CIA have had a very close working relationship. One of the students in the class is a former US Marine who worked at various Embassy's around the world during his 8 years in the service. Depending on the posting, he estimated that half - if not more - of the Embassy staff were really Company employees, as he put it.

    After 9/11 we decided, "Hey let's give counter-terrorism to the FBI." Big mistake. FBI culture is dominated by the reactive field agents that carry the guns. In order to be effective in counter-terrorism you need to be proactive. And that means you need nerds with PhD.'s looking at the information collected by the boys with guns in the field trying to figure out what happens next. The current FBI culture treats the annalists, those not carrying a gun, as any other support staff. To "The Boys with Guns" (As one of the profs in the department that spent from 2001 - 2004 working as an analyst at the FBI while doing post doctoral work at Georgetown), the Nerds in Suits with PhD.'s were no different than janitors and secretaries in their world view. And that's not being effective.

    One of the professors in our department is a former FBI counter-terrorism anayist. He quit in 2004 because "The boys with the guns wouldn't listen to the nerds with the PhD's in Middle Eastern studies." Further more, the professor's parents were from Pakistan/India (it was still one region when they came to the US in the late 1940's), so since he looked like "them" the FBI culture tended not to listen to him and his colleagues.

    My solution would be to adopt the British model. The FBI plays New Scotland Yard, NSA continues on as GCHQ, the CIA becomes MI6, and we create a domestic spying agency similar to MI5.

    Hell, I'd even vote for Clinton and her Universal Healthcare (like the NIH). After all if that works for the Brits et. al. than domestic spying will work for us too!

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  50. Oh good... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Someone tagged this story "good". That's wonderful, because I often have a lot of trouble finding stories that are "good", or related to "good". Now, some helpful slashdotter has just absolutely definitely NOT abused the tagging system, and made sure that people know that this is one of the many articles relating to "good". Bravo.

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  51. Everyone knows that the FBI's most important priority, and the largest percentage of their manpower is devoted to lobbying congress for more power.
    ...so they can lobby congress for more power, more effectively. If you can think of a better way, I'd like to hear it.
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  52. XF2 2009 by harmonica · · Score: 1

    BTW: They're really shooting a sequel: Untitled X-Files Sequel.

  53. Xfiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, we know only two are dedicated to the xfiles, and begrudgingly at that.

  54. Re:My experience with the FBI's cybercrime divisio by eln · · Score: 1

    OT: I pronounce luser as leuser, i.e. "user" with the l-sound prepended. I'm told it's more common to pronounce it as simply "loser".

    Sorry, but both of these pronunciations are wrong. It's spelled "luser", but the "l" is silent.

  55. Are you really that dense? by pavon · · Score: 1

    If the value could be a high as 89.5% then it isn't exactly less than or equal to 24.5 is it?

    1. Re:Are you really that dense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the value could be a high as 89.5% then it isn't exactly less than or equal to 24.5 is it? Yeah.... It seems you don't understand it. Clue: The value can't be as high as 89.5%.
  56. Mod parent down, troll or flamebait by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    1. Being the MPAA's and RIAA's paid/bribed bitch.
    Y'know, I can't think of a single time the FBI has intervened on MPAA/RIAA business, let alone enough times to consider it any sort of priority.

    Also, I'd like to point out that your sig is false. From the /. FAQ:

    Flamebait -- Flamebait refers to comments whose sole purpose is to insult and enrage. If someone is not-so-subtly picking a fight (racial insults are a dead giveaway), it's Flamebait.
    Troll -- A Troll is similar to Flamebait, but slightly more refined. This is a prank comment intended to provoke indignant (or just confused) responses. A Troll might mix up vital facts or otherwise distort reality, to make other readers react with helpful "corrections." Trolling is the online equivalent of intentionally dialing wrong numbers just to waste other people's time.
    Please note there is nothing about being right or wrong. Right and wrong are crappy measurements of opinions anyway. You just have to be provocative, and you've earned the mod, whether the essential facts are correct or not.

    In the case of this post, your comments on the FBI were provocative, implying they want to torture and imprison innocent people, or that the **AA are in cahoots with them. It's both factually false, and unsubtly put. Mod parent down.
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  57. Re:yep, first post and all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yo mama's so fat that when they showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them, bitch!

  58. Yeah, but... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    the actual agents assigned are Scully and Mulder - so there's nothing to worry about.

    Except all the alien abductions that will never get investigated now...

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  59. Government services & regs may lead to taxes by Swordwright · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that the higher priority online crime becomes, the more likely that not only are civil liberties restricted in ever-greater statutory and executive regulations, but the greater become the incentives for governments to step in and limit the "freedoms" inherent in a largely-untaxed open internet. I personally would prefer for the internet to be a lesser concern for the time being for government agencies, as it is one of the few cases where I DO feel the market has adequate and more-than-adequate responses to security risks without any governmental "help."

    OTOH, if governments around the world do move toward taxing and regulating more heavily (some might say, 'as they continue' to do so), then the as-yet mostly-conceptual freenets and darknets of the world will increasingly be the new de-facto internet, at least for the technologically clued-in.

  60. I must apolgize by pavon · · Score: 1

    Argg, I'm an idiot.

    I blame two straight days of code reviews and insider trading/diversity/harassment training. It apparently rotted my brain in addition to putting me in a horrible mood :)