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Mythbusters to Test Cockroach Radiation Myth

redwoodtree writes "An article on the site for the Tri-City Herald sums it up perfectly: 'Contrary to popular belief, not a significant amount of research goes into cockroach radiation.' To test the old saw about 'the cockroaches being the only survivors of a nuclear war' Discovery Channel's Mythbusters are going out to Hanford Site, where plutonium was manufactured for the first nuclear bomb. It's the single most polluted nuclear waste site in the U.S. The Mythbusters are going to take cockroaches and other insects and apply successively higher doses of radiation in a controlled setting."

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  1. Sorry... by snowgirl · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one welcome our new irradiated cockroach overlords.

    Really, I apologize, I can't help it... :(

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    1. Re:Sorry... by Spaseboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Soviet Chernobyl, cockroaches irradiate YOU!

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  2. Don't forget to test twinkies as well by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't forget to test twinkies as well

    1. Re:Don't forget to test twinkies as well by hyades1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And lawyers. Couldn't we try some lawyers???

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    2. Re:Don't forget to test twinkies as well by fm6 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nothing can destroy twinkies. When humanity is long gone, alien archaeologists will marvel at the mummified remains of the dominant life form, all worshipers of the mysterious god Hostess.

    3. Re:Don't forget to test twinkies as well by simcop2387 · · Score: 2, Funny

      They would but there insurance won't allow them to do that, AND the lawyers cost too much per hour.

    4. Re:Don't forget to test twinkies as well by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny
      C'mon, the test I'm wanting to see them perform is the one that claims:

      "In the event of a nuclear holocaust, the only survivors would be cockroaches and Keith Richards ".

      Personally at this point, I don't think anything can kill him....

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    5. Re:Don't forget to test twinkies as well by nuzak · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Personally at this point, I don't think anything can kill him....

      Holy water?

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    6. Re:Don't forget to test twinkies as well by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but he was also able to survive with a crayon lodged in his brain for like 30 years, and he was also able to fall down a giant gorge, hitting every rock on the way down, and survive (albeit with fairly serious injuries). Clearly, something has given Homer Simpson superhuman powers. I suspect it has something to do with the chemical content of the inks with which he's drawn.

      Obviously, science should be doing more research into this issue.

    7. Re:Don't forget to test twinkies as well by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

      And lawyers. Couldn't we try some lawyers???

      Are you NUTS? They'll MUTATE! It's bad enough with NORMAL lawyers already!

    8. Re:Don't forget to test twinkies as well by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 2, Funny

      I highly doubt lawyers produce enough radiation to harm a cockroach. Now, toxic fumes.....

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    9. Re:Don't forget to test twinkies as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      In the event of a showdown between the two, Keith Richards would challenge Chuck Norris to a drinking contest. The two would still be doing shots when our sun goes supernova, destroying all the alcohol and shot-glasses thus leaving the contest unsettled.

    10. Re:Don't forget to test twinkies as well by Brikus · · Score: 2, Informative

      He snorted his uncle, he didn't smoke him. Smoking his uncle would be way too fucked up, duh

  3. Safety? by guruevi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder how they will handle the nuclear safety of their own and their crew.

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    1. Re:Safety? by purpledinoz · · Score: 4, Funny

      And, for the big finale, I wonder if they're going to set off a nuke. Those guys love to blow things up.

    2. Re:Safety? by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Gamma irradiator. Basically, big lead tube with a gamma source inside. You can't get it out. You can't expose the source to the outside world. There is a lead "airlock". You put the roach inside. Irradiate. Release. I went to a High School that had a gamma irradiator. We DID this experiment. Exposed roach to greater than 1000, but less than 10000 roentgens. We weren't real precise. But the roach lived long enough for us to decide we better squish it before it reproduced.

      Oh, yes, "stuff doesn't glow when you expose it to radiation". Not 100% true. Some stuff DOES. Namely most crystals. One of the most impressive examples is Sodium Chloride. Yep, table salt. Irradiate it overnight. The gamma rays knock the electrons up to a higher energy level. But since salt has a very tight crystaline structure, they don't snap back down immediatly. Remove from irradiator, and over the course of the next 24 hours, it glows pretty brightly (bright as a glow stick) in a funky red-orange light (spectra of sodium). Eventually all the electrons snap back down to their ground state and it quits glowing. Not radioactive at any point while this is going on. The only thing it emits is red-orange photons which are not "radiation" by most people's standards. (Well it is, but ALL light is...)

    3. Re:Safety? by grogdamighty · · Score: 5, Funny

      You just shouldn't put stuff you find on the ground in your mouth..

      Note: this is generally good advice anywhere.

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    4. Re:Safety? by Chmarr · · Score: 5, Funny

      Exactly. Pumpkins are totally dangerous.

    5. Re:Safety? by burndive · · Score: 2, Funny

      I totally want to try the salt thing!

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    6. Re:Safety? by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Informative

      But only the EVIL ones

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    7. Re:Safety? by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 3, Informative

      Riverview High School, Sarasota, FL. (1986-1989)

    8. Re:Safety? by SuSEboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      What? You pick pumpkins off of the ground and put them in your mouth?

    9. Re:Safety? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >Hanford is not contaminated to the point that it's dangerous to just be there.

      Maybe it isn't now, but I had friends working for Bechtel, who were doing radiochemical testing of natural ponds to try and figure out which one was going to go critical *first*. I'm not joking or exaggerating: there was so much leaked radioactive material on/in the ground that they expected it to concentrate through natural drainage to above critical mass. One friend told me about several of the criticality incidents they had, where waste plutonium had accumulated in oil-filled coolant ducts and started thermal runaway reactions (that boiled all the oil, displacing all the plutonium chips, which then settled back down to start the cycle again...) So while Hanford might be okay now, I wouldn't go there unless I was with someone who had worked there a long, long time. That's the only place I've ever visited where they gave me a heavy steel tag with a number stamped on it, for rugged identification, along with the film badge.

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    10. Re:Safety? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For the record, if you dump enough short-wave radiation into almost anything non-metallic, it'll phosphoresce. (quick terminology: if a molecule absorbs short-wavelength radiation and immediately re-emits longer-wave radiation, that's fluorescence. If it absorbs radiation by kicking electrons up into orbits that are higher-energy but the electron has the same spin as a lower-energy electron in an unoccupied orbital, the activated electron can't simply drop back down, so it hangs out for a while until quantum mechanics effects allow it to drop down into a lower orbital and emit an electron: that's phosphorescence. Things that "glow in the dark" are phosphorescence, the time-delay version of fluorescence.) Anyway. I worked with a megawatt-level deep UV laser that would fire for about a millisecond every second when we were analyzing the beam cross-section, to try and see if any of the optics were dying. If they were, spots in that lens would glow after it fired. If paper was in the beam, it'd glow yellow (and be yellow after a shot. After the second it'd be brown and after the third it'd be gone.) So would cloth. Or skin. Kind of cool, in a painful way.

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    11. Re:Safety? by afabbro · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'm not joking or exaggerating: there was so much leaked radioactive material on/in the ground that they expected it to concentrate through natural drainage to above critical mass.

      You're not joking...but perhaps you should be. For critical mass, you're talking between 10kg of plutonium (Pu-239) to 80kg (Pu-242). That's a lot of Pu to have "leaked". Not impossible I suppose (in terms of volume, even a Pu-242 core is less than a foot in diameter), but even if there was 10kg of loose Plutonium in the ground around Hanford, getting it all together seems unlikely...it's in millions of gallons of liquid and millions of tons of earth. It's not like Pu atoms are magnetically drawn to each other - they're just heavy.

      True, Hanford produced 55,000kg of plutonium during its operational life, and 10-80kg would be a small fraction. But I'm skeptical...not that Hanford isn't polluted, but that there's a danger of enough loose Pu accumulating through "drainage" to get into a critical mass/configuration.

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    12. Re:Safety? by Deadstick · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Oh, yes, "stuff doesn't glow when you expose it to radiation". Not 100% true. Some stuff DOES. Namely most crystals.

      And the cooling water in a reactor...

      rj

    13. Re:Safety? by osjedi · · Score: 4, Informative

      DrBuzzo is correct. They are using an irradiation facility at Pacific Northwest National Lab. Basically you've got a shielded room containing a shielded radiation source. Place things in the room, seal it up, and then using remote control the radiation source is exposed for the pre-determined exposure time and then re-shielded. When the room is no longer 'hot' you can go in and get your stuff out. The facility they are using is used to calibrate dosimeters and other equipment.

      It's nice to see my home-town being used for such an awesome mythbusters episode. : )

      This is osjedi, reporting live from Tri-Cities, WA. Home of the world's best apples, grapes, hopps, cherrys, and weapons grade plutonium.

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    14. Re:Safety? by tap · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm pretty sure the myth of enough plutonium accumulating in some kind of duct to reach criticality, which dispersed it, until it accumulated enough to blue flash again, and so on is "confirmed".

      I remember people talking about this back when I worked there, and some of them were actually around when it happened.

    15. Re:Safety? by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's a different animal entirely. It's "Cerenkov radiation" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerenkov_radiation . The speed of light in a vacuum is the absolute hard maximum speed most particles can travel at. (ok, just below it for anything with mass). But the LOCAL speed of light varies by medium. Speed of light through air is a bit slower. Speed of light through water is a LOT slower. The blue glow comes when a particle is emited near the speed of light through air and hits the water. It momentarily exceeds the speed of light through water (allowed since it is not exceeding the speed of light in a vacuum), but has to slow down. Slowing down ditches energy which must go somwhere, a blue photon in this case.

    16. Re:Safety? by momerath2003 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe you're thinking of the bare sphere plutonium critical masses. With water as a moderator and a reflector, the actual "critical mass" will certainly be less (but, of course, it will be affected by the pond geometry and the contaminants in the pond.

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    17. Re:Safety? by Cyberax · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, it's possible. There were several criticality accidents in oil reservoirs and air filters:

      For example, http://www.johnstonsarchive.net/nuclear/radevents/1961USSR2.html and several other ones (I'm too lazy to search)
      http://www.johnstonsarchive.net/nuclear/radcrit.html

    18. Re:Safety? by TeknoHog · · Score: 2, Informative

      The blue glow comes when a particle is emited near the speed of light through air and hits the water. It momentarily exceeds the speed of light through water (allowed since it is not exceeding the speed of light in a vacuum), but has to slow down. Slowing down ditches energy which must go somwhere, a blue photon in this case.

      AFAIK, the particles don't have to slow down. As you said it's not exceeding c and there's no physical law forcing it to be slowed down to the local speed of light. Cerenkov radiation is the optical/electromagnetic equivalent of a sonic boom, which is created by a plane traveling faster than the local speed of sound.

      Of course, the energy in the light has to come from somewhere and the particle is slowed down eventually. However, there are many ways in which particles radiate by slowing down (e.g. synchrotron radiation from electrons in a circular particle accelerator) and the Cerenkov mechanism is a pretty special case compared to the others.

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    19. Re:Safety? by Akzo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well done fellow moderators. A warning about evil pumpkins is of course not funny, but informative.

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    20. Re:Safety? by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had Mr. Mocherman. We didn't exactly ASK before putting the roach in. But it was his big ole boot that squished the roach. I think the experiment became verboten after we did it because I think he fully expected the roach to die and was shocked that it didn't.

      His exact words were "Can't let that one breed. {squish}"

    21. Re:Safety? by abb3w · · Score: 2, Informative

      Exposed roach to greater than 1000, but less than 10000 roentgens.

      How much is that in megatons?

      Different types of unit. From my vaguely recalled nuke classes from a decade ago, a 1 megaton nuclear blast with clear line-of-sight gives a human the smaller dose at on the order of 30 miles from ground zero, the higher dose at on the order of 10 miles. A 1000 roentgen whole-body dose is sometimes survivable with extensive medical treatment, but requires a compatible bone marrow transplant within under a week. The higher dose is uncurable, as it eventually kills the central nervous system, although the cause of death is usually from the failure of the digestive track (which might theoretically be "curable", if it didn't require a complete transplant from a compatible donor and weren't ultimately futile anyway). The best treatment at that point is probably three shots of morphine at one hour intervals, in 50, 100, and 200mg doses.

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  4. Call from PETA in ... 3, 2, 1 by AmIAnAi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lets hope they don't get besieged by PETA, who seem to want to protect the rights cockroaches now

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    1. Re:Call from PETA in ... 3, 2, 1 by Trigun · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just invite them out to watch the taping.

    2. Re:Call from PETA in ... 3, 2, 1 by DrSkwid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So what is your criteria for what you will and won't murder ?

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    3. Re:Call from PETA in ... 3, 2, 1 by necama · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's hope the PETA people want to watch the roaches from very close by as the radiation is applied.

    4. Re:Call from PETA in ... 3, 2, 1 by tftp · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Historically speaking, humans usually murder everything and everyone if that is in any way beneficial or entertaining.

      But really the question is not that simple. Would you savagely murder one fluffy dog to save 100M people from a deadly virus? Would you savagely murder one human to save 100M people from a deadly virus? Would you savagely murder 1M humans to save 100M people from a deadly virus? Where is your threshold? I believe this is what Protectors of the Ringworld couldn't wrap their mind about.

    5. Re:Call from PETA in ... 3, 2, 1 by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Informative

      "So what is your criteria for what you will and won't murder ?"

      Objection, your Honor - Loaded Question (Or is it leading the witness?)!

      The correct question is "So what is your criteria for what you will and won't kill?"

      "Killing" is performing an action that causes something that is living to cease doing so.

      "Murder" is a legal definition, along with "manslaughter", "homicide", etc. By it's very definition, it is impossible to "murder" a cockroach.

      If you are going to troll, do it correctly.

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    6. Re:Call from PETA in ... 3, 2, 1 by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 2, Informative
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    7. Re:Call from PETA in ... 3, 2, 1 by quasius · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not sure I really like the post; but just noting that if he had said how the mythbuster's alleged atheism allowed them to be more "objective," "scientific", or whatever, he would have been modded up "Insightful."

    8. Re:Call from PETA in ... 3, 2, 1 by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

      So what is your criteria for what you will and won't murder ?
      That depends. Are you still beating your wife?
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    9. Re:Call from PETA in ... 3, 2, 1 by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You want to play the statistics game? Here's one for you. The wealthier, more educated, or more intelligent (by IQ), a person is, the more likely he is to be an atheist. That kills your (wrong in the first place) statistics.

      However, if you think morality is derived from christian values (as you define them--every christian has a different definition), then it is obvious that you have never studied even the tiniest little bit of philosophy. Put bluntly, you are too ignorant to even begin the discussion of what morality is, and what causes it. I suggest you start reading up on the topic of altruism in animals, evolutionary psychology, and moral philosophy in general. Until you educate yourself, you will continue displaying the unfortunate consequences of your extreme ignorance: bigotry, hate, and anti-social evil.

      I hope, for your sake, you can learn and grow at some point in your life.

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    10. Re:Call from PETA in ... 3, 2, 1 by Tim+C · · Score: 2

      If you are going to troll, do it correctly.

      Deliberately using a loaded term in order to better incite a reaction isn't trolling correctly?

  5. Cockroaches, harmed in the making of broadcast? by Marcion · · Score: 3, Funny

    Strange how little cats and dogs are protected on TV, but our little six-legged friends, well 200 can merrily risk their little lives in the name of pseudoscience television.

    1. Re:Cockroaches, harmed in the making of broadcast? by nategoose · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well people ate plenty of roaches on Fear Factor and few people minded much except the people who were eating them.

    2. Re:Cockroaches, harmed in the making of broadcast? by SydBarrett · · Score: 5, Funny

      Strange that people like yourself can't tell the difference between a cockroach and a dog.

      Dude, roaches and dogs taste COMPLETELY different.

    3. Re:Cockroaches, harmed in the making of broadcast? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Mythbusters is not pseudoscience. Pseudoscience is when people misuse scientific terms to tick people into believing in some manner of BS.

      Mythbusters uses their science terminology properly, is open to peer review, and doesn't try to trick anyone. They even go so far as retesting things if their viewers find holes in their methodologies. It may not be formal, academic science, but it IS real science.

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    4. Re:Cockroaches, harmed in the making of broadcast? by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is not science, it is a television program. It is constructed for entertainment purposes and they have no obligation to be fair, thorough or even competent. Their obligations are to be entertaining and to fill a time slot and to not offend sponsors or be sued.

      OK, maybe they sometimes DO science, but it is bad science with laughable conclusions. They start with a vague hypothesis and little facts and state a shaky hypothesis. They then proceed to create an experiment to test the shaky hypothesis in the flashiest manner that their miniscule budget and episode lead time allows. They then continue, frequently without consultation of any actual expert in the field they are experimenting, to disprove their bad hypothesis with their failed experiment. Generally all they ever prove is that they dont know enough about the myth to ask the right questions or construct a meaningful experiment.

      It is hard to take them seriously when you can see the obvious flaws on video. Take the episode where they tested if cell phones could cause a fire at a gas pump. As far as I can tell, they never even bothered to investigate if there have been any documented cases of this happening. If they did, they never said so on the air and it is not written down anywhere. Which tends to make it a little difficult to peer review. Episode where they tested if it was possible for someone to be buried alive in a coffin and live to dig themselves out. So they bury the guy in a titanium hermetically sealed coffin 12 feet underground, which is a far cry from the pine box a foot underground which was common when some of these events allegedly happened. MYTH BUSTED!

      I particularly enjoyed the episode where they couldnt build a black powder engine in a few days, so haha those stupid guys in the 1600s were boobs for spending their lives trying to figure it out. I have an experiment for them. Before trying to build that, why not see if you can build a working internal combustion engine from scratch in three days? Cant do it? Internal combustion: MYTH BUSTED!

      I am not trying to flame here, but its a damn TV show. It is NOT science.

    5. Re:Cockroaches, harmed in the making of broadcast? by Epistax · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree somewhat, however..

      They start with a vague hypothesis and little facts and state a shaky hypothesis.
      Well, this satisfies a myth then. If what they started with had facts or a sold hypothesis, it wouldn't be (presumed to be) a myth. I haven't seen them test if a feather and a rock will fall at the same speed in a vacuum. My take on it is their whole point is to take on anything with a lot of hearsay and not so much fact.

      I don't know how they work behind the scenes, but my guess and hope would be they do a ton of stuff that never airs because it becomes too obvious and/or not fun to watch. That IS their prerogative. They say "plausible" or "busted", but they only mean in terms of their data point(s).

      Their methodology may not be perfectly sound, but they never claimed to be any final source of information. To me, they try desperately to look like technologically inclined rednecks. They even grew an extra beard on the show just for that purpose. To take them for anything more .. well.. what do you need, a freak'n disclaimer?
      "All data collected in this show is just added to the total data collected by anyone anywhere and does not represent any sort of total coverage of any particular topic in specifics or generalities. You'd be a cheese brained fool to take what this show presents to be the truth outside of its own scope and you'd deserve a federally regulated flogging if you apply the data presented to other real world situations. If in any event you use anything you saw on this show to save your life, Darwin will smite you from the Earth with a great vengeance." ... would that do it for you?

      BRB.. more beer...

    6. Re:Cockroaches, harmed in the making of broadcast? by horza · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it's science, and one of the best kinds... inspiring, entertaining, and educational. They do appear to check for documented cases, eg firing a bullet in the air, and where they do find one they admit it must be true even though their results appear contradictory. Coming up with a hypothesis and testing it is good science. If it's shaky then the laws of physics will find find out. As an earlier poster said, if an assumption upon which a hypothesis was made is thought to be flaky, they will go back and retest using everything suggested by the viewers.

      I assume if they don't mention a documented case then they couldn't find one. Eg for cell phone at gas station:
      http://www.automedia.com/Protecting_Yourself_While_at_the_Pump/dsm20040101sp/3

      For buried alive, they admit in some experiments they have to compromise if it means a high chance they will be killed. They do their best to work around it.

      For the black powder engine, as well as the other ancient recreations, it's far simpler than a modern combustion engine. Even there I am impressed how they can take a seized up old car or cement lorry and coax the internal combustion engine back to life within such a short time. Before they destroy it.

      You can nit pick a couple of individual experiments out of the hundreds they have done... do it in their forums and they will do another episode for you to prove they can eliminate any holes you can find.

      It is a TV show. And it IS science.

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  6. go-go roachzilla by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Mythbusters are going to take cockroaches and other insects and apply successively higher doses of radiation in a controlled setting.

    So, what precautions do they have on hand in the event one of them grows to enormous size and goes on a rampage?

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    1. Re:go-go roachzilla by calebt3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lots of PETA activists as bait to lure it into charging through a pesticides factory.

    2. Re:go-go roachzilla by david.given · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, what precautions do they have on hand in the event one of them grows to enormous size and goes on a rampage?

      Adam will whip up something out of a chainsaw, some mysterious plumbing he found at the junk jard, and a large tank of napthalene that he happened to have out back. The result will have a major design flaw but will spew flaming death anyway. The result will be bolted onto Jamie's customised vending machine robot. With the addition of about twelve wireless video cameras, the result will go out and kick ass. Adam will get overexcited.

      Does that answer your question?

  7. COAP? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny
    FT(Third linked)A:

    All the bugs will go back to San Francisco. But instead of flying, a Mythbusters employee is having to drive the bugs back. Airlines, it seems, don't like cockroaches on a plane.
    I don't know about the airlines, but I'd always assumed coach class was named so as a contraction of cockroach, since flying coach makes me feel like a cockroach.
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    1. Re:COAP? by markana · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can't legally treat animals (or insects) as badly as the airlines treat their passengers...

      Cockroaches are used to better living conditions than coach anyway... certainly better food.

  8. Re:Is it a MYTH??? by wanderingknight · · Score: 5, Informative
    Umm, until there's scientific backing to the claim, any "popular knowledge" is and remains a myth. That's the whole point of the word. From dictionary.com:

    5.an unproved or false collective belief that is used to justify a social institution. Seems mythic enough to me.
  9. Re:Yeah, but... by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kari should pass on this on. send in the other ones, just leave Kari alone. She should be protected.

  10. Call Homeland Security on these terrorists by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sheesh, this is obviously an attempt to create giant monsters to ravage America. Why do Mythbusters hate America?

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  11. I thought it was for a different reason by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Cockroaches are spread out and hidden in walls so they're in places that less radiation will hit. After nuclear winter, they can eat all the carcasses of higher life forms and just plain survive. I never thought,"Hey, cockroaches can withstand more heat than other living organisms." We all know the bacteria that lives in deep sea vents will last because it doesn't get it's energy from the sun, and its shielded from the radiation above ground. Life will continue after nuclear winter, that is certain, but will human life continue is the question.

  12. Not studied? by Anonamused+Cow-herd · · Score: 4, Informative

    'Contrary to popular belief, not a significant amount of research goes into cockroach radiation.'
    Funny, it seems that a lot of scientists have done just that.

    For a pretty decent explanation: the mysterious Dr. Karl!
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  14. Nukes? Cockroaches are dead even w/o radiation by dtolman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    According to "The World Without Us", by Alan Weisman - most of the roaches in the industrialized world will be Dead within 3 years of humanity disappearing! Thats without even the radiation. So don't worry... when we go, the roaches will go with us.

  15. Don't let Jamie get hit with radiation... by autophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...otherwise his mustache will become huge and go on a rampage!

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  16. Boric Acid by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a proud resident of cochroach-ridden New York City, I can report that the little devils are immune to everything but Boric Acid which--apparently--causes them to become constipated.

  17. And I thought they were geeks by shrikel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Haven't they learned ANYTHING from science fiction?? Geez. Well, there goes the neighborhood.

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  18. Dude! by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where exactly did you go to high school? :)

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    1. Re:Dude! by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      Soviet Russia.

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    2. Re:Dude! by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Apparently my mother's high school had a fun incident where the chemistry class accidentally manufactured a highly unstable and dangerous compound and then painted a lot of the lockers with it (it glowed). They shut down the school for a week? or two? while hazmat teams flew in from across the country. There wasn't any more mixing of actual chemicals... I seem to recall hearing that they also lost a chemistry prof who spilled acid on his lap, and he had to be hospitalized... anyway, there was some craaaazy stuff back then. Nowadays they're practically afraid to mix salt with water.

      (insert your-mom or genetic-mutant joke here)

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  19. take care by clem · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't get bitten by any of those radioactive cockroaches. Lord knows the superpowers you'd acquire.

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    1. Re:take care by iknowcss · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hmmm:
      • Fear of light
      • Lives mostly indoors
      • Hunched over
      • Content with junk food
      *looks at "computer nerd" checklist*
      *looks at "Cockroach-Man" checklist*

      Oh my God.

      I HAVE SUPER POWERS
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  20. From Caltech via the Wayback Machine by rawshark · · Score: 5, Interesting
    1. Re:From Caltech via the Wayback Machine by john83 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would love to see the National Institute for Standards and Technology establish the standard "reference cockroach". Bah! They'd only over-specify it. Kernighan & Richie's cockroaches are entirely good enough for most uses.
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  21. Re:Is it a MYTH??? by burtosis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Still waiting for the episode on Catholicism.

  22. Safety isn't the issue by palladiate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In a former life, I worked as an NDT technician. One of our biggest jobs was industrial radiography. Which, long story short, involves radioisotope cameras and lots of safety training. With an radiation safety expert, radiation alarms, survey meters, and proper equipment they'll be plenty safe.

    The biggest problem for them would be to properly dose the cockroaches. What kinds and levels of radiation will they be receiving? Any clown can x-ray a roach until it dies, but what would the fallout profile of a world-ending nuclear war look like? What's the long-term effect of radioisotopes in their bodies? How much ionizing radiation will they receive?

    There's alpha, beta, gamma, neutron... What kind of radiation are they going to use? Safety, while incredibly important for an experiment like this, is relatively easy to accomplish if they get an expert. Attacking the correct problem may prove far more troublesome.

    1. Re:Safety isn't the issue by bmerlin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is Mythbusters. They'll do whatever they think is coolest, correctness be damned.

    2. Re:Safety isn't the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      > This is Mythbusters. They'll do whatever
      > they think is coolest, correctness be damned.

      Translation: They'll blow up the roaches.

  23. Re:Suffer the little creatures by fm6 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think you answered your own question.

    I heard an interview once with a scientist who wanted "endangered species" to include the less cuddly critters. He cited the fact that when the last surviving California condors were captured for breeding, the first thing that was done to them was a delousing. It never occurred to anybody that if a species is endangered, then their parasites must be endangered as well.

  24. wont someone think of the Cockroaches! by BlueshiftVFX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok so when does the "But all life is valuable" argument begin to sound idiotic. what about the Aids virus? what about that life? what about all other Virus "Life-Forms" that cause all kinds of horrible ailments and diseases? wont' somebody think of them too? is there life any less valuable then another?

    1. Re:wont someone think of the Cockroaches! by ewhenn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, that "life is valuable" line is a bunch of bull shit. If you look back over human history you would come to the conclusion that as a whole, humans do not believe other humans lives are valuable.


      To all of those whining "oh, how can they just kill those living things???". Put down your fucking hamburger, take off your leather shoes, and head off into the woods. Go take up your own cause and live naked in a cave you overzealous assholes.

  25. I'm still waiting.... by mark-t · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... for Paul and Jamie to blast off and land on the moon to provide current affirmation that humanity has been there before. Although I'm sure that the hoax-sayers will just insist that they are part of the conspiracy also. Still... a condensed version of the trip would make an awesome extended episode (and they'd also get to bust some myths about zero-G during the flight).

  26. creation of super-PETA by MoFoQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    o crap....don't want to have a mutant Super-PETA ppl.

    besides, this is for scientific research....not solely for entertainment like that roach-eating contest.
    (and for the record....roaches have been around for millions of years....they've survived the devastation that wiped out most other forms of life...they can surely survive if a few of their comrades get irradiated.)

  27. Number of Roaches? by Valiss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was always told that the cockroaches will survive a nuclear blast not because they are more resistant to radiation, but because of the sheer number and geographic ubiquitous.

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  28. A New Low? by Cunjo · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not even a myth! It's just a common saying stemming from the fact that cockroaches are so prolific and notoriously hard to kill. What's next? they test the theory that there's more than one way to skin a cat?

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  29. Deadly virus? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hell, I might do it for fun.

    These kinds of "dilemma's" are nothing but intellectual masturbation. I'll tell you right now: in a real world situation, that man or that dog would be a greasy spot if it was only thought that their death would save 100,000 people.

    And as for the reverse, you can bet, in a quarantine situation, they would kill as many as it took (or as they could) to keep the sick separated from the well. It's the only thing that can be done in that situation, 1, 100, or 1,000,000. The reverse also holds: if you were stuck in a quarantine, and you believed yourself or your family to be in danger of being infected, you'd do whatever you could to break quarantine, even at the risk of infecting countless others...That's why they defend barricades with guns, not pamphlets on disease control.

    The desire to protect yourself and your loved ones trumps it all, when it comes down to it. That's just human nature.

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  30. Just because some cockroaches survive by Arthur+B. · · Score: 3, Interesting

    does not mean coackroaches would inherit the earth. A good experiment would need to test radiation exposure over different generations... what if radiation makes them sterile? What if they have so much mutations due to radiation they start to drift and look the precious genetic information that allowed them to survive. We are constantly degenerating and are constantly evolving to preserve our fitness... would the coackroaches be able to do that if genetic drift was significantly increased? Maybe, maybe not.

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  31. Re:Is it a MYTH??? by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can assure you that Catholicism does exist.

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  32. Re:Is it a MYTH??? by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 5, Informative

    Seriously though, Mythbusters just plain old has a policy of not testing any religious myths. Saw it mentioned in their forums.

  33. Re:This bothers me by evilviper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But it feels evil to kill things for a TV show.

    So every time they fumigate a TV studio, it's wrong? But it's okay to take a magnifying glass to the ants in your yard, because you feel like it?

    You're way too sensitive.
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  34. Re:Is it a MYTH??? by pilgrim23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seems mythic enough to me.

    You are mythtaken, it is actually a mythtery

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  35. I've done this by rimcrazy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I use to radiate parts for Motorola back when I worked for the Military Electronics group. We use to use the Gamma cell over at ASU. We put in a cockroach one Friday and came back Monday to check on it. Can't remember if it was the new gamma cell or the old one. The new one was around 20KRads/Min the old one was around 1KR/min. Either way, it was in the chamber for about 3 days or about 4320 mins. Bounded it got between 86Mega Rads or 4.3Mega Rads. It lived. There is little or no water in a cockroach so there is nothing to absorb the radiation. To Gamma radiation, they are immune. To be a correct experiment they would need to expose across a broad range of particles and radiation and not just Gamma.

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  36. Re:Suffer the little creatures by fm6 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wrong on both counts. Most parasites co-evolve with their hosts. That means that most parasite species are unique to the hosts they inhabit. (Pediculus humanus capitis, for example, lives on the human scalp and nowhere else.) It also means that parasites can't do too much damage to their hosts, because they have nowhere to go if the hosts die off.

    Of course, there are parasites that jump species, and humans, having invaded almost every habitat on the planet, have encountered (and been infected by) most of them. Such species haven't co-evolved with their hosts and do indeed present a threat to them. But these are the exceptions, and it's only due to our spreading them around that they're threats to other species.

  37. Hmph. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually, I think that's morally indefensible.

    Who are you saving? What are you actually doing? You're just torturing some slob for dated information that's not going to help anyone. And torture is a crappy way of getting accurate information anyhow...Witness all the people who "confessed" to witchcraft during the inquisition, and the witch trials.

    Traditional intelligence gathering methods were sufficient to get the information that would have stopped 9/11, if the methods of analysis were good enough. Now, they're gathering so much more information, and I've seen no proof that their methods of analysis have improved by anything even resembling a similar amount...Basically, they're drowning themselves in un-analyzed crap information, while giving concrete examples to the people who think that we're corrupt torturers, that we are in fact, corrupt torturers, and screwing the people at home who're finding it hard to think we really are the good guys when we're torturing POWs, and yes, if we're "at war" with terror, then people we capture in the war, are POWs...That's what it means.

    In short, it's stupid, it's pointless, and it's immoral. We may be forgiven for taking the moral low road for an end like saving a million people, but when you take the moral low road for a worthless end, you should expect to be strung up by your nuts for it. Make no mistake; you sacrifice a human life because of something you think is right, that's still murder...If enough other people think you were right to do so, society may forgive you. Otherwise, they may put your ass in the electric chair.

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  38. Re:Why does the first post is *ALWAYS* funny? by snowgirl · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think it's faster to come up with something funny to say, rather than something profound.

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  39. Re:Is it a MYTH??? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 3, Funny

    That seems a little unscientific. I'm going to wait for the results of properly peer-reviewed experiment data before I make a judgement on that one.

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  40. Ha. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Whereas you, noble and virtuous, will refuse. You will tell your pregnant wife, and your three kids, "Okay, we're all going to die so that the people outside can go on living their corrupt and venal lives like we don't exist."

    I haven't been in that situation, so I'm not quite sure what I'd do. It'll depend on a lot of things. How long do I stay in quarantine if there is no food? How long if no water? No vague attempt at medical aid from the outside? No idea.

    But you apparently know...Unlike all the "trample your fellow man" sheep of the world, you'd never act in anything but a selfless manner.

    Or you're talking out of your ass. I've seen a lot of people talk a big line, and the bigger the line, the faster they crack when the shit hits the fan.

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  41. Re:A couple of things by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Nuclear Free Zone"
    Luckily for us all they are not capable of enforcing such a ridiculous declaration.

    If they ever were able to do so, their first act would be to abolish the Nuclear Force which , ironically, would result in the most spectacular explosion this world has ever seen (and apparently that was specifically what they were trying to discourage).
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  42. It's actually very simple by ThanatosMinor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Roaches, in fact all insects, are very resistant to short doses of radiation. The reason behind this is that radiation does the most damage to cells when they're dividing. It just so happens that roaches molt about once a week, which is a single cell division. If you aren't radiating the roach when this is happening, your radiation will mostly fall on deaf ears.

    However, after a nuclear blast, the fallout would be a source of constant radiation and would probably kill any roaches that had to live in it for a week or two.

  43. Novel means of killing cock roaches by Peaker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A bit offtopic, but I recently discovered that soapy water kills cock roaches faster than all commercial poisons I tried!

    Try it, its pretty amazing.

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  45. Re:Is it a MYTH??? by Dash+Hash · · Score: 3, Informative

    They do not limit it to just religious myths, but any "oogie-boogie" myths (in Adam's own words).

    They've done a few in the past (such as the "pyramids of power" myth [or something along that name]) and on that show, Adam specifically said that he hoped that they would not have to do any more "oogie-boogie" myths. It was later explained to be anything along the lines of bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, psychics, astrology, aliens, et cetra.

    Really, they limit themselves to things that are truly testable; they avoid just about anything where there is no real ability to lay claims along one line or the other without getting into otherwise supernatural beliefs.

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  46. Re:Is it a MYTH??? by Agripa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do I believe in The Bible? Hell! I've seen one!

  47. Re:Is it a MYTH??? by Rip!ey · · Score: 3, Informative

    Umm, until there's scientific backing to the claim, any "popular knowledge" is and remains a myth. Of course, there's nothing particularly scientific about the mythbusters. Given their propensity for "blowing shit up", one could be forgiven for thinking that they're just angling for an excuse to nuke something.