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What If Yoda Ran IBM?
Esther Schindler writes to mention that one IT leader who came from big business found himself in quite another world when he transitioned into a smaller business, specifically with respect to the amount of attention from their vendors. He presents an amusing approach with a familiar twist. "Not only are the IBMs of the world leaving money on the table, they're also risking future sales. The IT leaders at small organizations will in many cases be employed by larger organizations someday. Why alienate them? Vendors could engage IT leaders in small organizations now and build brand loyalty. How could they make such a business model work? Let's imagine (with apologies to George Lucas) what Yoda might do if he were running a large consultancy."
Which might be a Good Thing.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
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Yoda doesn't have a chance.
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I was always wondering what's the name of that guy with the big ears, making the computers run..
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These build a healthy industry in which you can play. Complete dominance of an industry is unhealthy (look at Old IBM or M$). Having competition gives you feedback which is vital for the long term success of a company. Trying to be all things to all people dilutes your business strategy too. Far better to leave some opportunites unexploited.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
All Yoda would have to do is look at any company and just say: "No, too old"
Some of the companies would then get really bent out of shape and turn evil later, while other ones would just annoy Yoda until he gave up and threw them a support contract he never has to fulfill since he dies!
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Well, let's see. If Yoda ran IBM of the 1980's like he ran the Jedi Counsel, he'd probably remain fixed in his devotion to the old ways, overlook some growing threat and then watch helplessly as the order he watched over was overcome and twisted into an empire of unimaginable might.
Wow. Thank goodness that didn't happen.
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Let's imagine (with apologies to George Lucas) what Yoda might do
Don't bring George Lucas into this. You'll end up with a lanky, obnoxious rastafarian running the place.
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
Run IBM I do.
Feel the force...force of Cell processor.
Conference not with a phone, but with the force.
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The company would be called Machines Business International, Yes.
The CEO would be Steve Ballmer, the company would be run out of Redmond, WA, and it would market the dominant desktop OS in the world. But Yoda would think he was still in control running things out of Yarmonk.
On the other hand, their servers would run quite well in damp conditions.
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Yoda would use the force. Maybe instill do what you say you will and force it into the system. No exaggerated promises, caveats or missed deadlines. Perhaps be honest with the customer and not be so much on the dark side.
Not just an IBM issue, goes for 90% of the service providing companies out there. The force only grows while the dark side is not present in greater numbers than the purist side.
IBM's #1 advantage is they are on every government and big corporate preferred vendor list, because they have entrenched sales forces who are excellent at pitching to upper management. They are great with the mainframes too.
Other than that, what's good about them?
Servers:
IBM xSeries are junk
IBM iSeries are treading water and relegated to vertical markets
IBM pSeries makes Sun look cheap.
Software:
Tivoli - Sucks
DB2 - Ok
Lotus - Sucks
Rational - Double Sucks
Consulting services are the same as any big vendor. If you're the CIO of a small company, you're simply insane to expect IBM to give you the time of day -- why would they? They make more money collecting maintenance on shelfware from a big bank than they would providing actual service to you!
IBM has some really smart people tucked away somewhere. But to an IBM customer, dealing with IBM is like dealing with the IRS.
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
"During my first year at Sequoia I concentrated on improving the processes that affect operational excellence." ... I annoyed the F*&%( out of the people who did the real work.
"With these processes largely working, I must now spend my time providing a technological vision" .. when they started ignoring me, I came up with lots of useless documents, to pretend that I was actually worth the ridiculous sum I was paid.
But once our mighty Vista of Death is completed ... no one will be able to stand up against
Emperor Gates ...
We will find and finally destroy iRebels!
Recalling just what part Yoda played in the first 3 episodes, I'd say he's already running IBM's consulting. That's why small businesses don't get any attention.
*Hand Wave*
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Damn, my RAM is full of cats. MEOW!!
I have been saying this same thing for years with regards to IBM's AS/400 platform. Anybody who has every worked with one of these machines will tell you that they are absolutely, hands-down, the greatest database box available today.
But.
The only people running Os/400 are huge financial institutions who's annual I.T. budget ranges in the Millions of dollars. I can't get a copy of OS/400 to play with. Just can't do it. Not unless i want to spend a month's salary on it. Even then, i can't really DO anything with it (maybe have one connection to the database at a time).
Now take linux/mysql. I use this combo ALL OVER THE PLACE. Any time i need to throw a database down, its a linux box with Mysql. Every. Single. Time.
Why?
Because i grew up playing around in redhat, suse, mandrake, and gentoo boxes and I feel like i know linux inside and out (although i'm sure i don't). I have complete confidence in myself to order some hardware, install a distro on it, and have a database up and crunching within a day.
I have NEVER tried this with an IBM product because i simply CAN'T! I can't risk that significant of a portion of my budget for a toy that I may or may not be able to get working in time.
I guess it works the same as what happened to my beloved coke machine today. They upped the price to $1.25. Nobody drinks coke anymore except the people who are REALLY addicted to it.
Bastards.
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...consult his share holders we must.
become a real JEDI you will.. when u use Lotus Notes for 6 months.
The iRebels and their X11-Wing starfighters will destroy the Vista of Death. Take THAT, Emperor Gates.
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Learning to identify your core competencies so you can leverage your resources in an effort to devlop effective intra-deparmental synergy
thus allowing you to devote time to identifying emerging paradigms is what being an MBA is all about
Belthize
Yod is a Jewish letter. Now, it's the first letter in the proper name of God (AKA the Tetragrammatron), but it's not the Divine Name itself. I don't know if it's used as a shorthand (because pious Jews even go so far as to write G-d instead of God), but I haven't seen it used that way.
He'd dual Bill Gates with a lightsaber?
Can anyone tell me how to set my sig on Slashdot?
Actually, I think he could do it equally well in C++, following some special guidelines. Within a given program, either all loops would either begin with "do", or none of them would. In addition, Yoda's code would never use exception handling.
on to one, migrate we would.
Stolen, the suits would think it was.
...Standardize We Must!! RPN, IBM change name we must!!
W.W.Y.D. ?
Big Co. pays more attention to potential customers who actually have money to spend with them. Also, some products are out of reach of small companies.
Wah. If you don't know that a 17 year old, dressed scruffily, who hasn't shaved for 5 days, will receive less attention at a Mercedes dealership than the nattily dressed 40-ish man, you just don't live in the real world. Sure: the 17 year old could be Bill freaking Gates, or a rockstar. Or might become one some day, but will have been so soured on the treatment received that they vow never to buy a Mercedes.
But frankly, almost all of the time, talking to the 17 year old is a waste of time at best, and at worst you lose the customer that is really ready and willing to spend money with you because you've ignored them.
Y, it sucks. So it goes. You might argue that one of the ways that Microsoft got as popular as they did with CIO types is because everyone uses them at home, so 17 year olds that get their start troubleshooting home computers go on to CIO jobs and stick with Microsoft because they know it. But, frankly, if that was all of the answer Apple would rule the world--everyone in a certain generation used them at school, but it did not help their adoption in enterprise.
btw: can we stop linking to CIO mag, please? It has the absolute worst S/N ratio of any online mag out there, and the article content generally isn't that good either.
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If IBM could make money providing services to size X companies, they would.
If IBM doesn't want your business, take your business elsewhere.
And isn't developing a disaster recovery plan his job?
Let me see, now that he's got the whole "operational excellence" thing sorted out and he's made the "Executive Leadership Team" he wants to sit around all day dangling a whole $25K infront of consultants instead of, i don't know, fiquring out how to implement a disaster recovery plan .
"With such a small shop I have to spend a great deal of my time maintaining operational excellence." ...plugged out the the kettle from the UPS and plugged the server back in.
"During my first year at Sequoia I concentrated on improving the processes that affect operational excellence." ...stopped answering user queries with "Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?"
"With these processes largely working, I must now spend my time providing a technological vision for Sequoia." ... 1 week surfin' = 3 slide vision Powerpoint.
"As you can imagine, creating a fully functional disaster recovery plan requires an enormous amount of time--and, as I noted above, I've been focused on operational excellence, not long-term strategic planning." ... No, we have never tested restoring from the backups.
You know what happened? IBM consultants met someone a bovine coprologist even mightier than them, and that scared them.
${YEAR+1} is going to be the year of Linux on the desktop!
Yoda is in exile due to the Chancellor Count Bush Administration surprise attack against the Jedi and Republic. Help us Obi Wan.
Posting as AC to protect ex-employer and his clients.
We were engaged to develop a large web app for a large not-for-profit (in the Care Sector) to replace their aged tape based mini-computers. We suggested IBM hosted services for hosting because of the incredible uptime you get with Linux VMs running on S390. IBM did not want to talk to the NFP directly however, despite their large (for that sector) annual budget. They wanted to have us acting as middlemen, for no apparent reason we could see. It was almost as if they didn't want to be seen 'hanging out with the spastic guy' - it was very weird.
I heard (I wasn't in the meeting where it was allegedly said by IBM) that IBM was only going to deal directly with large customers (i.e. Fortune 500 and Governments), and was building a network of 'Partners' who would manage 'smaller' clients. My colleague had the impression that 'manage' meant 'accept all risk'.
that's why they sell those calculators
If my call is important, why am I talking to a recording?
I believe you mean NCR.
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That's what Yoda would say to him.
Hahaha! Bovine coprologist - I love it! Is that anything like a terminological inexactitudarian?
"Machines, Business International"
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Have you seen Yoda's hands? He'd have to use the Force just to type all those parentheses!
I noticed from the article that $25,000 was the budget for implementing a fully functional plan. In addition the consultants must be experienced. Developing the plan is his job but I'm guessing his non-profit is not only cheap but has unrealistic expectations regarding what a disaster recovery plan that is fully functional entails. Being realistic, if their IT infrastructure gets wiped out by a flood, why bother with disaster recovery...they probably don't have the budget to replace anything before the insurance kicks in let alone have any type of backup sites/redundant infrastructure/replacement personnel available.
Another implication of the article is that only large consulting firms can do a quality job that adheres to best practices. "I'd like access to the same expertise that my colleagues at larger companies have." Could he really mean, he'd like the same expertise that his colleagues have at larger companies but for $15/hr. Isn't that what Craigslist is for?
I got out my bullshit bingo card and almost won...
strategic concerns
providing outstanding technology to our colleagues
strategic value
operational excellence
operational excellence
technological vision
technical vision
business vision
operational excellence
tried-and-true management principles
best practices
If only the same phrases weren't used over and over.
Fear leads to patents. Patents lead to lawsuits. Lawsuits lead to suffering....
His lack of vision would result in the employees getting murdered, and he would go hide in a swamp.
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NCR woulld seem to fit a bit more than IBM given some of its circumstances nearly following script. It'd fit given that it was a large company(similar to something Yoda would lead) with influence across the world, but then extinguished(via AT&T and Nyberg) to obscurity.
That's not to mention that their local presence is all but going or gone, and with a similar touch.
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I agree with you completely about IBM, but Coke?
"I guess it works the same as what happened to my beloved coke machine today. They upped the price to $1.25. Nobody drinks coke anymore except the people who are REALLY addicted to it."
Upped? Let's see, Coca-Cola was introduced in 1886 at $0.05. In today's money, that's $1.09. Wow, a whopping 15% price increase over a mere 120 years! Yow!
They kept the price the same for 70 years despite hugely fluctuating costs.
Wait, that's price per serving. Initially Coke was sold in 6 ounce servings. So in today's money, it would actually be $2.18 per 12 ounce can. So it's really 44% cheaper per ounce than 120 years ago. You were spoiled by them keeping the price at exactly 5 cents for 70 years, but after they started raising prices, they actually tracked slower than inflation, overall.
Yes, I know big numbers are scary, but it's called inflation, and it's not just the Coca-Cola company being mean.
This CIO is engaging the wrong type of firm for what he wants. I work for a "Premier IBM Business partner" in Lansing, MI and we do this type of work all the time. We put together HA/DR solutions and serve some surprisingly large customers despite our simple business partner status.
Big blue takes a pass on work that is "this small", but that's what the partner network is for. We don't have the resources for huge projects, but we are perfectly geared for projects of this scope. Not only that, but we are focused enough to deliver quality product and quality customer service where big blue cannot. Additionally, due to our having a small but long-serving tech staff, we are not "green" as the writer complains. An organization the size of IBM simply is ineffective at serving projects of this size.
He should have, or the IBM reps he was in discussion with, contacted an IBM business partner in his area that could have helped him. IBM Business partners have always been part of IBM's strategic vision and the author of this piece completely ignores them and the role they play.
Not funny; not insightful; not even close to realistic.
So that ends up with two weeks, maybe less, of services. In that time, you might have some planning meetings with a project manager, some upper management meetings to get buy-in and some direction, and a high level discovery in the first week.
And then you need to start looking at each system within the organization to determine if and how it would be recovered from the network, to the OS's, to the DBs, to the apps. Not to mention the requirement to identify the DR facility, testing plans, handling future growth, etc. Finally, you need to document your plan, make sure it's approved by management, and make any changes. All of that won't be happening in a week, not even a month, 3 months would be fast.
This whole article seems to sum up a person that wants to get the local college grad rate on craigslist from big blue. If I were Sequoia, I'd be seeing if $25k could handle the head hunter's fee and signing bonus on a replacement for their CIO that could build the plan himself. Of course, I'm not Sequoia. I am, however, one of the $100/hr consultants that IBM uses.
This guy is an idiot and I have no sympathy for him.
He has what is a small to medium business and wants the 900-pound gorilla of the consulting business to cater to him? Turn this around. What is wrong with all those small to medium consulting businesses? Are they too small for his company to pay attention to them?
Hypocrite.
Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
Okay, look at the reality of what this guy is asking for:
Sales time. Believe it or not, good sales people cost a lot of money. You have the choice of hiring a bad salesperson, who doesn't know what he's talking about or doing, or a good one. So a salesperson will run you, even in a crappy small company, $60k per year (plus 20% for bennies and taxes). Now, IBM needs someone who is, shall we say, better than good. They have lots of products, and they have to be able to deal with everyone from an analyst to a CIO. Not only that, but they have team behind them, usually comprised of some inside people and a sales engineer or two, to answer questions.
So, realistically, you have about $500,000 in salaries, commissions, and benefits in a small sales team.
Let's divide that by $25k. 25/500 = 20. That means that the sales guy, just to cover his costs, has to sell 20 deals a year to small businesses to make a living. Oh, wait. That's not the case. He needs to make a decent profit, as well. Lets put it at 25% or so, conservatively. So we're up to $625,000, or 25 deals a year.
Oh, wait. That doesn't include the salaries of the engineer who does the work. Tack on an extra $150k or so for a top notch "Jedi Master". And that would be cheap. So were' up to $650k plus 25% margin, or $812,500. Or about 32.5 deals per year.
Now, we all know that even a lightsabre wielding Jedi Master sales guy won't close every deal. So lets say, which is a huge gimme, that he can close 50% of the deals he is given. So he must now, conservatively, talk to 65 customers a year, bare minimum, to earn back his money and make a little profit.
Oh, shit, we forgot expenses. You know, office space, cell phones, internet, computers, support, travel, lunches, dinners, visits to strip clubs.
Tack on another $50k per year for that. Or 2 more deals closed (we're up to 34.5, if you were paying attention) or 69 customers talked to if he was lucky.
That means we're averaging more than a deal closed per week, and, let me tell you, it doesn't happen that way.
And we haven't even scratched the surface of expenses, including things like marketing, customer acquisition costs, back end support costs.
The reason that IBM doesn't do this isn't because they don't want to. Its because they *CAN NOT*. This is not their business. They have a defined business plan. I can guarantee you that nowhere in that plan do they deal directly with SMB's for $25k deals.
Instead, they have a very established partner network to deal with this. And some of those partners are quite good, quite knowledgeable, and employ guys with as much if not more experience than some of those IBM engineers. Sure, there are bozos. But if you do due dilegence in selecting a partner, you should be able to eliminate those quickly and quietly, especially if you have big business experience.
Note: all of the big boys have a partner network. IBM, HP, EMC, Cisco. Plus all the others. Every single one. Some of them have gone to the extent of putting their top partners into their traditional stronghold space of Fortune 1000. Cisco is notable for having put partners into their Named Accounts many years ago.
As full disclosure, I work for a company that has, at one time or the other, partnered with every one of those guys. Some of those partnerships were great. Some were a disaster. In every single one, we had highly qualified engineers with decades of experience in multi-discipline IT skills supporting our customers. In fact, one of those partners (won't name them but their one of the biggest of the big) used to slip us business on the side when the customer was unwilling to pay their rates (~$350/hour, travel exclusive) because they knew we could do the same job at less than half the cost.
The point of being a small IT specialty business is to be able to provide a service to a completely different kind of customer. My company has ~25 full time employees in house. We have 450 or so on-sit
I'm guessing you're a programmer - and if you really believe your own BS, it's no wonder you're HomelessInLaJolla. :-)
Internal Memorandum
Date: July 17, 2002
To: All DrugCo Employees
From: John Smith, Group VP, Marketing & Sales, Pills and Syrups
Fred Johnson, Group VP, Sourcing, Pills and Syrups
Subject: Divisionalization Project
This communication is the first in a series to employees explaining the reasons for and the effects of the on-going divisionalization of DrugCo into separate Distribution and Sourcing companies. This project was introduced in January of 2002, and you have probably heard "bits and pieces" of information since that time.
The acquisitions of FizzCo and PopCo can be used to highlight the need for this divisionalization for several reasons. These acquisitions introduced a much wider product portfolio (with some overlap), two more North American sales forces, and two additional European factories to the DrugCo picture. These acquisitions, to a great extent, "internationalized" DrugCo, with products now being supplied from factories in France and Germany, in addition to products from factories in Sweden and the U.S., all intended to serve markets across North and South America.
Drug AB and many other well-known international companies have successfully used an organizational model in which the key responsibilities of the company are divided between a Distribution Division and a Sourcing Division. The Distribution Division has the key responsibility for marketing and selling cost effective solutions that satisfy our customers' need for products and service in the various markets we serve. The Sourcing Division has the key responsibility for developing and supplying the right products, on time and at the right price, to the Distribution Division through a combination of internal production and external suppliers.
Implementation of this basic organizational concept is currently in progress, with Joe Smith leading the global Distribution Division and Fred Johnson leading the global Sourcing Division. Reporting to John is Billy Bob, President and CEO for DrugCo, Inc. Reporting to Fred is Bubba Joe, President for DrugCo Sourcing, LLC.
Most work, thus far, has concerned the development of financial reporting and logistics management, both being critically important areas. It is envisioned that as the implementation continues, the two Divisions will develop into "Centers of Excellence", keenly focused on their respective functions.
The Distribution Center of Excellence will develop world class expertise in identifying customer needs in the various market segments that it serves. Such expertise includes the ability to specify, bundle, and profitably sell effective solutions to customers from a wide product portfolio. Thus, this Center of Excellence will control marketing, sales and service; pricing; finished goods and service parts inventory; sales forecasting and demand planning; and, shipping and installation.
The Sourcing Center of Excellence will develop world class expertise in the various products it supplies to the Distribution Division. Such expertise includes the ability to develop, produce and/or source products worldwide. Thus, this Center of Excellence will control purchasing, product supply, production planning, product manufacturing, product engineering, external product sourcing, and quality assurance/regulatory affairs.
The primary business planning interface between the two Centers of Excellence will happen via market segment managers in the Distribution Division and product managers in the Sourcing Division. Since products overlap markets, these experts will interface on a matrix basis, thus interconnecting the Divisions to a web of customers, markets, and product suppliers.
The beneficial effects of this organizational model are many. Perhaps the two most important effects are:
1. The creation of
Vote Paul.
If Yoda ran IBM, he would miss an emerging trend, a new force that is seemingly allied to him would rise up and betray him, and he would lose a pitched conflict. Not that I was thinking about Microsoft and the OS/2 divorce and following Warp v W95 battle, but it seems like maybe Yoda already did run IBM...
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Same thing has happened at restaurants that have upped their drinks to $2.25. OK, I could grin-n-bear it for $1.95, but once you crossed the $2 barrier for ICED TEA, water please.
Same with candy bars. $0.69 even at a grocery store? I used to (as a kid in the late 70s) get them for free with a $0.25 off coupon. $0.50 was bearable if I wanted a treat. Now, F' no.
On the plus side, can we assume you've dropped a few pant sizes?
What was once true, is no longer so
Everyone knows that IBM uses Star Trek strategy and not Star Wars strategy. That is how OS/2 bombed despite having a "Star Trek" theme and name of OS/2 3.0 Warp.
Just make an OS/3 based on Linux and call it OS/3 1.0 Yoda. Modify WINE to run the OS/2 API into Linux as well. Make sure that all IBM Windows software works on WINE, and has Linux ports as well.
Instead OS/3 1.0 Yoda on every new IBM PC sold, and also port it to the Mainframe, iSeries, pSeries, etc systems as well.
Design Yoda to be so simple that Young Jedis can use it as well as the older adults with no computer knowledge at all.
Take the Firewall/AntiVirus protection and call it "The Force".
License OS/3 1.0 Yoda to other OEMs like Compaq, Dell, Gateway, ASUS, Acer, etc.
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Absolutely hilarious. Now I need to find a cloth to clean the monitor screen from the soda that just got spit on it.
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"Business machines international"
Bought the ticket, taking the ride.
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Those aren't parentheses, those are lightsaber slashes !
Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.
No, an EJB container that is. Hmmmm??
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Why do management types persist in "transitioning" which makes them seem inarticulate when "making the transition to" is right and easy? Is this a US/UK difference?
This is all just my personal opinion.
Desks, lower would they be.
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... he'd have a translator on hand at all times.
He'd ignore looming business threats until far too late, and then be the only director left standing after all the corporate bloodletting. Then he'd bugger off to a retirement in the jungle somewhere.
You only get to do that if the joke was funny.
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The SMB sector is hard to profit from because the operational structures and processes that IT firms use to standardized are geared towards larger deals. Just to walk in the door generally blows the budget. A $25K deal would be one persons time for 2 months including all the presales time. So the SMB customers have to come to us, not the other way around.
I feel the reason this article was slashdotted was only because of the interesting title, and not because of the contents. I found the article quite boring and uninformative.
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I thought Yoda wrote AIX...?
You must just have had a useless admin.
We use clearcase to store and replicate our source archive globally. Its flexible branching strategies allow us to work effectively on multiple releases of our codebase, and checking files in takes a few seconds.
I don't know what this "History explorer" you're talking about is, but the graphical version representation makes it very easy to see which version you're currently looking at and which you want.
It sounds like both your admin and yourself are totally incompetent.
"Sequoia's IT team has nine members. With such a small shop I have to spend a great deal of my time maintaining operational excellence. However, my role must move from an operational one to one that is more strategic. During my first year at Sequoia I concentrated on improving the processes that affect operational excellence. "
:).
My PHB-dichlorian meter has just gone off the scale!
"I do not have the expertise to create a plan that can withstand the scrutiny of auditors and Sequoia's board"
Is this the CIO rag equivalent of one of those "Ask Slashdot" stories where an obviously incompetent submitter asks Slashdot about how to do his job?
Sounds like he's whining that someone should help him do his job for 25k while he keeps being paid big bucks for helping his staff play buzzword/bullshit bingo at "operational excellence meetings".
"Not only are the IBMs of the world leaving money on the table, they're also risking future sales. " "Let's imagine (with apologies to George Lucas) what Yoda might do if he were running a large consultancy."
AFAIK IBM are in the business of providing all sorts of complex hardware, solutions and choices to customers, AND having lots of patents so that there's a high chance that they can do/provide something that others can't legally. They're not like Microsoft where everything must be Microsoft, or other "One True Way" vendors. The more choices the better.
If you want a system that uses Java, VB.Net, Windows, Cisco, Redhat Linux and an old AS/400 sure no problem. Too many choices to choose from and need help? No problem, IBM has a bunch of expensive consultants to help you make those choices.
Not enough money? Sorry, can't hear you, I think you've got the wrong number.
While you're at it why not call up Learjet/Gulfstream/Boeing and tell them you have a 25k budget?
Maybe if Yoda ran Boeing, they'd be selling planes to all these people with 25k budgets... Haha.
I suppose he's not used to flying economy eh? I feel a _bit_ sad for him.
But maybe that's because I didn't read the whole article - I just had a nice dinner and would prefer to keep it in
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Fired for buying IBM, noone ever got. I'll be here all week, folks.
The future isn't here until I can type "car keys" into Google and have it say "You left them in your pants last night."
Yoda ran a large organization (as part of the Jedi council) and lost it all in a single day to the emperor. Do you really want this to happen to your organization?
It would be BMI. What could be worse than that?
I think there is a world market for maybe five personal web logs.
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TACOS RULE!
Use it would they.
Still IMing in the stone age?
I'm sorry, but this is one of the dumbest things I've ever read.
Besides, we all know George Lucas doesn't deserve any respect anymore.
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The technical term is "troll".
This is clearly the first step in shipping the marketing guys and telephone sanitizers off to another planet: separate "distribution" from "sourcing". At least, that would be the case in a sane universe. In our universe, what'll probably happen is that sourcing will be sold off to the highest bidder, probably a Chinese company, then dismantled for parts, while the distribution division will focus on selling truly popular medications such as Head-On, that don't require so much R&D.
may be this is a correct question: what if Yoda runs IBM?
All technical documents would be written in terrible English.
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Actually, until the last few paragraphs, that wasn't too bad. Short and too the point, mostly devoid of meaningless buzzwords.